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Apparently Quentin Tarantino gets a huge kick out of waiting until people he’s working with fall asleep and then taking their picture with a dildo held up in front of the camera like it’s headed for their mouth. The dildo looks huge and menacing in the photos, but I think he’s really missing an opportunity not sticking the dildo in a more incriminating place on his victims – I don’t mean he should uh, invade their personal space or anything, just place the dildo in their hand like it served its purpose and the person forgot to put it away before they passed out. This scenario scares me which is why I’m usually pretty careful about hiding the sex toys before I fall asleep.
The picture of Brad Pitt isn’t done with much artistry and you can’t really see his whole face, but Tarantino was probably wasted when he took it and at least you can tell it’s Brad. The source article by our friends over at The Bild is in German, but I know just enough German to be dangerous. I’m pretty sure it says the dildo’s name is Gerry after someone Tarantino worked with named Geraldine, and that it’s accompanied him on every filmshoot since Kill Bill. It’s always there on a chair when he’s filming, waiting for someone to fall asleep. Brad’s co-star Gideon Burkhardt tells The Bild “I fell asleep and had to pay the price.” That would make me shudder if I all I knew was that there was a dildo and a camera involved.
In related news, the Bild also has some hot photos of Tarantino’s date (semi NSFW) at the Berlin Basterds premiere, Tallulah Freeway. I mentioned that she looked really sexy to me and it turns out that there’s a good reason for that – she’s a burlesque dancer on the level of Dita Von Teese and has performed at the prestigous Admiralspalast in Berlin. Now she’s with Tarantino, or she’s at least seeing him when he’s here. I hope they’re using a separate set of sex toys. That Gerry has seen better days.
Thanks to The Bild for these photos and to A.Z. for the tip!
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Gideon Burkhardt, Quentin Tarantino
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I thought Tarantino was gay
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CLASSIC!!!!
And that is why, my dear friends, you never pass out before your friends do
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Lol Annie, gives new meaning to the term, last man standing, or was that woman or was that dildo?
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Uh… how funny… :rolleyes: Is that Tarantino guy kidding me?? How childish can you be…
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yeah, i’m all for practical jokes but this is so immature and childish… the… um…. “item” is just so disturbing looking…he couldn’t get something a bit smaller?
grow the eff up tarantula!
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Oh Sarah, I guess you haven’t gotten the memo that most men don’t grow up. And they’re never too old for penis jokes. Lol
If you think that’s bad…you would hate to be around some of my friends. Oh the things we’ve drawn on each other, IN SHARPIE.
LOL And yes Diane. It definitely does! One of our friends passed out waay early some time back and we drew a hitler stash on him IN SHARPIE and then proceeded to take turns having our picture taken with him.
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Brad has good reason to now ban his movie. How horrible.
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Give me a break people, do you have to be so bloody serious ALL the time? Can’t you let people have their fun? Guess not. I hate stuck up people who think they’re so much better and more mature than everyone else. Well you can keep your maturity, I prefer spending my days laughing with my friends with these dildos in our HANDS making fun of eachother instead of up our @$$&$ like all the miserable people out there.
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Who needs discusting friends. There’s plenty of fun stuff to do without resorting to an ugly toy. Yuck. We all have our opinions. Beauty of free speech
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Oh come on! Those pics are priceless. He should’ve saved them for leverage in the future.
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I don’t think there will come a day when I don’t find a polaroid of a drunk person and a dildo anything but hilarious.
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The only way this could be considered funny is if you accept as first principle there is something intrinsically disordered with homosexuality. You homophobes make me sick.
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Just plain STUPID
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I think this is hilarious.
EzE, you need to look at the photo, looks like there are women on there too. But hey, I suppose if you look hard enough, you can find something to be offended about just about anywhere.
some people need to unclench from time to time. Seriously.
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Not a QT fan at all, but that’s pretty phawkin funny.
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totally agree with the secon cond from annie lol
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@Nicole – Lighten up, honey. Those “ugly toys” can be an awful lot of fun. You oughta try it.
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OMFG!!!
I’d totally heard about this “wall of shame” but had yet to see photographic proof of this urban legend.
Thanks, Celebitchy!
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that brad pic is frickin weak.
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Fratboy humor. How amusing. Takes a real brain to think that stuff up. Oh, I just farted. Har har. That’s so funny. Oops, I just saw someone slip in dog poop. Nothing makes me laugh harder than that. Oh, wait, there’s a sex toy. Let’s put it up against sleeping people’s faces. Then we’ll take their picture. Boy, am I talented.
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I can see the possibility of Brad Pitt and Jon Gosselin hanging out soon.
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Went to a casino today and lost $800 bucks playing blacj jack. It hurt to lose the money, but i had 3 drinks and now feel so nasty, and sick, and just horrible. My point, I don’t understand why people drink because the feeling is horrendous. I’ll never drink that much again. One feels like death. I don’t admire drunks, but oh boy I give them credit (crazy I know) for living and feeling like hell. People are strong to put up with it. I know this isn’t related to this article, but I hope people think twice about drinking. I’m dying, it feels like. How do you people do it over and over? Only thing I can think of is self loathing because it freak…hurts. Got go puke some more. Sorry
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Haha! Nicole! Your liver needs to man up.
I jest, I jest. I just don’t get hangovers.
And LL, I just farted. Hilarious!
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@Nicole. Lol you sound like you’re 16 and nicking booze from your parents’ stash. Are your hangovers really that bad? I’m a heavy drinker and while I’ve had some terrible hangovers, most of the time I can just pop a couple of Panadol and I’m fine. I agree with wench, you need to toughen up your liver!
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Wow, some people REALLY have their panties in a knot! Geez, relax, it’s called a practical joke, and it’s funny.
And ya gotta love the comment from “EzE” that this is only funny if you’re a homophobe. Wow, that’s brilliant.
Greg
Pro-Gay Liberal
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Yeah… the BILD “news”paper loves such stories. And likes those as titles. The is curious in mind, that the readers are ofter concervative.
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