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What would you like to be for Halloween? Sarah Palin? That’s so last year. A fairy? Boring. And the wings take forever to make. Angelina Jolie? Boring. Black outfit and big sunglasses - I look like that most of the time. How about everyone’s “favorite” reality star, Kate Gosselin? Excellent! Buycostumes.com is offering a $14.99 Kate Gosselin , reverse-mullet, “attacked by a beaver” wig to complete your costume! They’re calling it the “Eight is Too Much Adult Wig”. Honestly, this wig is a steal at $15 bucks. It looks so much like Kate’s real, authentic “attacked by a beaver” hair. Or, as Dennis Leary said it, Kate’s hair is “an old hockey haircut.”
Last year it was the Sarah Palin updo with bangs. And eyeglasses, of course.
This year’s most popular costume promises to be the Kate Gosselin wig.
A wig resembling her amped up, asymmetrical hairdo is available online ($14.99; www.buycostumes.com).
Carefully called the “Eight Is Too Much Adult Wig,” the “sleek and so stylish” hairpiece “will make people think you have eight children,” a product description reads. It’s “smooth and face-framing in the front with a short and puffy back that’s full of volume.”
And it’s guaranteed to make you look controlling. Will you get the Kate wig? Looks like they’re out of stock until Sept. 15, so make your plans now.
Or how about the Jon Gosselin bald spot? Add double earrings and an Ed Hardy T-shirt and you’re good to go to any tacky bar on Halloween and pick up 20-year-old babes.
[From the LA Times]
Please, please, if you’re considering going as Kate Gosselin, buy the wig. Don’t do this style with your own hair. Heather Mills copycatted “The Gosselin” a few months after Kate chopped off her hair, and it just looks awful. Heather recently defended her hair, saying, “I decided I had no more time to keep drying my hair with having to work late and get up early for the new VBites cafe and restaurant, factory, travelling, school drops, etcetera, so I chopped it off back to how I had it in my twenties… I asked a local village hairdresser if she would do it, and thought what the hell… She did a great job. I love it. It’s easy. I now just wake up and run my fingers through my hair, as it’s a just-got-out-of-bed look — after a great night in bed, of course.” Spare us, Beaver Head.
Here’s Kate and her hair during her book tour in April. Images thanks to PR Photos.com.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hair, Halloween, Kate Gosselin
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14 Responses to “Kate Gosselin Halloween “attacked by a beaver” wig is sold out”
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TOO FUNNY!!
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Well, she thinks everyone wants to copy her style…. I’m just not too sure this is what she envisioned.
It’s too funny!
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I wonder if Kate got a few for days when her personal hairdresser is off so she wont have to wear a hat.
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she looks like a fool. funny Halloween costume though.
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who cares anyway.her hair looks like crap!
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I MUST have this for Halloweeen. The site says they are out and will have more by mid-September. Seriously considering putting in my order. It would be full of awesome.
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Just get a bob wig and cut it yourself - easy! Just hack the entire back off with your hedge clippers to perfect “the look”.
And don’t forget the Deep Orange tan spray …
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I’ve always described Kate’s hair as a forward facing Flock of Seagulls.
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A girl at my work got this hair style done. Needless to say, it doesn’t look any better in person
Kind of reminds me of a reverse mullet
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Oh tee hee, just read the column. I didnt realize they used the description of reverse mullet in there too
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Saw someone yesterday with this haircut. Didn’t think it could get any worse but the back was dyed brown and the front blonde!
True story. -
i call this hair style the “trailer trash” esp if it has the lovely chunky high lights.
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A month ago, I saw somebody with the haircut too. And the person clearly looked like someone who would devote their life into watching Jon and Kate Plus 8. And yes, it looked awful.
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wow, if everyone wore this one day out of the year, might be the best day ever. I’d laugh non-stop.
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