In case you were wondering how Paris Hilton scored such a fine specimen of a man despite the fact that most of the world is aware of her, um, well-documented medical issues, the fact is that he’s a Swedish guy who doesn’t speak much English. He was working as a pizza delivery person in Gothenberg, Sweden, to earn his fare to America and was staying in a youth hostel when he hit the jackpot with Paris. He aims to make money and become famous, so maybe it’s worth the trade off for him:

Talk about rags to riches! Paris Hilton…. is now seeing ex-pizza-delivery boy Alexander Von Vaggo! “Alex comes from Swedish nobility, but his family has no money,” a pal tells Star. To buy his plane ticket to L.A., the aspiring model delivered pizza in his native Gothenberg. “He wants to make lots of money and get famous,” says the source. “Paris is helping him with that, so he won’t leave her side - even though he can barely speak English.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, October 15, 2007]

He sounds too good for Paris if he actually works for a living. It’s probably quite beneficial for their relationship if his English is bad as he can’t figure out how stupid she is.

Maybe Paris and this guy Alexander are already broken up at this point, though. I can’t find any pictures of them together in the past two weeks, and you know she would have continued to drag him around to events if he was willing. He’s just a perfect accessory.

Speaking of accessories, Paris’ is keeping her dogs illegally under LA law. According to Mike Walker in the National Enquirer, she needs a kennel permit for her dozen dogs and doesn’t have one:

You’re apparently breaking LA’s Department of Animal Services law, which reads in part: “If you have four or more dogs at one location (any lot, building, structure, enclosure or premises…) then you need a Kennel Permit. Guess what, Paris - we contacted Animal Services and were told you don’t have a Kennel Permit!

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column, October 15, 2007]

It’s not like they’re going to take the dogs away from her, is it? Walker points out that she was voted the “worst dog owner” in 2005 by Hollywood Dog and NY Dog Magazines. I would suspect she’s just about as bad a girlfriend as a dog owner.

The header picture of Paris and Alexander is from 9/25 outside the AmFar Rocks event. He looks pissed off. Thanks to Splash News for this photo.