I am sure it is strictly straight manly merriment. Like… ogling women and watching ninja movies. Tom Cruise is taking David out to turn his frown upside down. After landing a huge contract and revamping the LA Galaxy, Beckham was hoping to at least make it into MLS playoffs. Sadly, the team lost to Chicago and booted them out of the running for the playoffs.

“Disappointed Beckham had hoped for a better outcome in his first season in Los Angeles, and so Cruise has decided to treat his pal to some off-season shenanigans. He says, “We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that.”

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The two BFF’s will attempt to replace the loss, but David Beckham already has something to smile about. The hunky soccer star “has beaten off competition” and won the “Most Masculine Man of the Year” award. AskMen.com created the poll on their website and narrowed the list down to the top 49. With over a million votes cast, the one month poll picked the finest of the male realm. Second place went to Matt Damon followed by Timbaland in 3rd. What shocked me was the fact that Justin Timberlake came in 5th. For some reason when I hear his falsetto in “Sexyback” I just don’t think “hmmmm, how masculine.”

Picture note by Celebitchy: Tom Cruise, David Beckham, Will Smith and their spouses are shown on 7/23/07 at a party at the Museum of Contemporary Art. That was when Jada looked like she was copying Posh, right down to the stupid faces she was pulling. Thanks to Splash News for this photo.