Cover of In Touch: Jon Gosselin was a dud in bed, by nanny Stephanie Santoro

It looks like yet another woman has come out of the woodwork with a story of being wooed by father of multiples Jon Gosselin. Instead of freaking out about how Gosselin didn’t follow through on his promises and dumped her ass, Stephanie Santoro is hitting Jon where it hurts. She says that he was pretty lousy in bed the nine times she slept with him, but she gives the poor guy a little slack and adds that he wasn’t the absolute worst. I would like this woman’s style if I didn’t know she f*cked Jon Gosselin. Yesterday we saw an interview on Radar Online with Stephanie’s mustached mom telling us that Jon and Stephanie started hitting the sheets “within a few days of him coming back from France.” Jon’s mating ritual involved inviting Stephanie back to his apartment over the garage and rubbing her back. Santoro’s mom says in a second interview with Radar released today that Jon initially explained his with Hailey Glassman by telling Stephanie he had a business relationship with Hailey through that Jon Hardy clothing line that never materialized. Later, he tried to get Stephanie to tell Hailey that they never slept together.

I wonder what Jon is going to tell “soulmate” Hailey Glassman about this. He claimed the last one, Star reporter Kate Major, was crazy and that was probably true, but what’s wrong with this woman? There has to be something off kilter about her if she willingly bedded Jon, but she’s undoubtedly telling the truth. The details Santoro tells In Touch [via Popeater] about how Jon wooed her made me roll my eyes several times. I wish you could see the look of disgust on my face, but you’ll be making your own faces if you choose to read through this:

Jon Gosselin’s love life is often the center of the rumor mill and tabloid fodder. He now admits having a relationship with Hailey Glassman, but in a new bombshell interview in In Touch magazine (on newsstands Wednesday 9/16) given exclusively to PopEater, Gosselin’s nanny Stephanie Santoro is coming clean about their affair together. She says that despite Jon denying that they were romantically involved, they had a steamy sexual affair, going into seriously (and kinda disturbingly) intimate details.

Santoro, 23, tells In Touch Weekly that their steamy fling began one night with an innocent phone call where Jon asked her to come over. Santoro says that Jon asked if she could give him a massage, and then he was like, ‘my turn.’ While we were sitting there, he said, ‘Well, I guess we can kiss just once.’”

Santoro says that night, Gosselin told her: “Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with me, because it’s going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you.” The two then made their way to Jon’s hot tub, where Santoro says she “kept looking at the windows” because she was afraid “one of the kids was going to pop their heads out, but he told me to relax.”

She goes on to call Gosselin “very romantic,” saying after they got out of the hot tub, Jon “ran in to make sure all of the kids were asleep, and we went back into the apartment that is over the garage. We continued what was going on in the hot tub, and then he fell asleep afterward.”

After their first hook-up, Santoro says the ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8′ star texted her several times “saying how much he cared about me, and he was being really sincere. He just wanted to make sure that I wasn’t feeling like I was being used. I pretty much spent every night there that entire week. And that’s how our relationship started.”

Santoro then goes into TMI territory about their relationship, saying they had sex “nine times,” and that Gosselin “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had.”

[From Popeater]

So Santoro must have gotten canned if she’s speaking out like this. Her mom told Radar that Jon first tried to break up with Stephanie by accusing her of using twitter to tell Hailey about their relationship. He also claimed that Twitter officials traced the messages to Stephanie’s computer, which was an obvious bluff. According to Stephanie’s mom, Jon then broke up with Stephanie and accused her of lying, but asked her to call Hailey and tell her they weren’t sleeping together! Then he tried to smooth things over afterwards and get back with Stephanie. What a tool!

Did Jon’s estranged wife Kate have anything to do with Stephanie getting fired or was Jon just trying to get out of this relationship? Kate freaked out when she realized Santoro was alone watching her kids a couple weeks ago, and it looks like her suspicions were correct. This whole story makes me cringe, but I also love how outspoken this woman is. Jon really had it coming for how he played everyone.

In Touch is the magazine that ran an exclusive “I’m Tired of Being Blamed” cover with Gosselin early last month. He didn’t really say much of interest, and this is really good dirt from Santoro. I don’t blame them for changing allegiances.

InTouch cover via CoverAwards

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  1. Popcorny says:

    He is a middle aged one man middle-class, low-class and no-class Jerry Springer show.

  2. Aviatrix says:

    Sorry I always think of Hank Hill’s neighbor when I see this tool. I hope he gets everything that karma can unleash on this used tampon.

  3. Laura says:

    So now Jon’s sleeping with Becky “Buckwild” from Flavor of Love? Cause that’s who she looks like to me.

  4. Firestarter says:

    Nooooooooo! Jon a dud in bed? I just cannot imagine that. He is soooooooo dreamy!

    God, when will these magazines stop writing about this troglodyte?!

  5. Patty says:

    Not in defense of Jon, but I love how these women come out and say he seduced them, made promises, etc. If they are adults – they know the deal – he’s not divorced yet, he’s tabloid fodder, and he’s got 8 kids. Any woman who puts herself in that “situation” is nothing but a starf*cker who is an attention whore – this includes Stephanie, Kate Major and Hailey Glassman. She is the worst. I think she’s a pig.

  6. Guest says:

    tool academy 3 starring jon gosselin.

  7. the original kate says:

    “don’t fall in love with me” – bwah ha ha ha!! is he for real?

  8. Sudini says:

    How trashy do you have to be to tell a tabloid all about the sex you had (with anyone, let alone some sad, mid-life crisis having, reality tv dude)? It never ceases to amaze me just how many people there are out there with absolutely NO dignity what so ever.

  9. Roma says:

    I would be so totally embarrassed if I had a booty-call with Jon Gosselin that I’d refuse to tell any of my friends.

    Does shame still exist?

  10. Sudini says:

    LOL, Roma. Apparently shame doesn’t pay the bills these days :)

  11. clare says:

    Are he and K-Fed pals yet? And why is Kate Gosselin any better than this low-llife?

  12. Patty says:

    Jon used the excuse he hated the paparazzi when he was on the show, why is he doing the walk of shame on the red carpet all the time? Someone explain to me how the “red carpet” is filled with more “reality” people than actual celebrities?

  13. Birdie says:

    Jon is getting fatter and fatter, and I assume lazier and lazier. He is just sick. All the romantic liaisons are foul and he needs to stop. It was a mistake for him and Kate to share the house. He should move out. He clearly can’t act responsibly for 2 seconds, and I’m positive the kids will suffer from their father’s repulsive behavior.

    The Gosselins are an embarrassment to American society. First having all these multiples, with no real way to pay for them. Now they live the ‘American Dream’ complete with free vacations and their own reality tv show. And now we all have to watch Jon become a fat, dirty, lazy slob who bangs around with whoever he can get.

    I’m nauseous.

  14. GOMO1313 says:

    I’m sorry but all these rediculous stories about Jon and these so called women are just fabrications. The people out there on Kate’s campaign have such wild immaginations to make up these stories and some of you are actually believing them! It is really sad but I think anyone and anyone’s mother that would actually admit to all the world that they had sex 9 times..with Jon well the character and creditabiliey is questionable and they belong on Jerry Springer’s show. Jon has made alot of stupid mistakes during this mess but I do give him some credit for not being completely insane.

  15. Patty says:

    GOMO, I am not on “Kate’s campaign” or whatever you said. I think they had these children too young and Jon was/is overwhelmed and wanted some of his life back. He and Kate did invitro and when there were all the babies, their faith helped them to decide to not do reduction and just have what they were given. They both were in on that. I’m sure Kate feels trapped too, at times. Neither of them are perfect, but Jon obviously doesn’t have an ounce of judgement when it comes to publicity whores, so there you go. They could have a short conversation and then these starf*ckers come out looking for their 15 minutes of fame. These “women” who are coming forward are most likely lying, but obviously will sell their integrity for some tabloid cash. There’s always three sides to every story – his side, her side, and the truth.

  16. Goddess711 says:

    Dry heaves. There’s nothing left to throw up.

  17. UrbanRube says:

    He’s such a freaking child. “I guess we can kiss just once.” Hello, middle school! They should have called it “Kate Plus Nine.”

    Not that she’s not a piece of work herself.

  18. gg says:

    Gagz. I have to wonder who would sleep with such a schlump, but then I remember he’s a reality TV joke, so, every opportunist out there must’ve done him. BLEURCK!

    He’s lucky anybody would; he’s revealed his true trashiness. His time will run out as soon as he’s off the air. Plus he’s a fat, fugly, lazy slobby SADDO.

  19. Shanny says:

    the biggest fool in this whole situation is Hailey for not dumping Jon.

    My husband came from a broken home where his dad had different woman over all the time, my husband knew what was going on as a child and as an adult has very litte respect for his dad. i think these kids will catch on to Jon’s messing around on his kid time. Really can’t he wait till he is not with the kids to play with young girls????
    Did kate not say when the police incident happened that Cara or Maddy called her and was upset about daddy and the babysitter getting too cozy???
    Seems Jon is one lie after another and Kate’s stories seem to be proving true. Jon moving on is the best thing that could have happened to Kate, I think she will have a happier life with out his fat cheating dishonest ass.
    I do feel bad for the kids tho.