“Lindsay Lohan’s dad: She looks 100 years old” afternoon links

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad: she looks 100 years old. For once, I can’t argue with Michael Lohan [Fafarazzi]
Mischa Barton’s Bar Brawl [Dlisted]
Michael Buble is everywhere, and I just don’t understand why [Lainey Gossip]
Stephen Colbert’s Top Publicity Stunt [PopEater]
Taylor Swift: I Might Pass Out in “SNL” Pitch Meeting [MSN Wonderwall]
– 11 Year Old Girl Becomes World’s Youngest Mother [Bossip]
– Hot Accessories for a Cold Winter [College Candy]
– Pajiba Exclusive: Jem and the Holograms Coming to the Big Screen? [Pajiba]
Tyra Banks Says You Can Kiss Her Fit Behind [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Is Ashlee Simpson is on the verge of a mental breakdown? [Celebslam]
Khloe Kardashian Regrets “Daddy” Tramp Stamp [Litely Salted]
– The 16 year old son of Sean & Robin Wright Penn was arrested at his high school [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– 30 Rock Gets Zero Share In German Debut [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Breath Checker Device Lets You Know If You’re Primed To Kiss [The Frisky]
Kellan Lutz Is Also an Abs Aficionado [PopSugar]
Marisa Miller Salutes the Troops with her Amazing Ass [Egotastic]
Hugh Grant drunkenly strikes out with model [The Superficial]
Hayden Panettiere In Sexy Leather [Hollywood Tuna]

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18 Responses to ““Lindsay Lohan’s dad: She looks 100 years old” afternoon links”

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  1. Lantana says:

    Every time I see Mischa Barton’s name I have to click on the link because I can never remember if it’s a he or a she.

  2. Firestarter says:

    I have to say that this is one time I tend to agree with Michael Lohan. In fact he is being kind.

  3. Tazina says:

    How can someone be 23 and look 40? And she seemed to lose her looks overnight.

  4. lin234 says:

    LOL you can hate lindsey’s dad for being a media whore but at least he’s trying to tell a semblance of the truth. (unlike her mother)

  5. viper says:

    She looks like the blonde version of Megan Fox. With freakles of course. But her nose and lips are the same so now IM wondering if those two have seen the same doctor.

  6. snowball says:

    That Hugh Grant bit was so weird. He was trying to pick up Matar from Project Runway! She looks so different when she’s not having her makeup done by a professional – I can ignore how sweaty she is, but she’s got what looks like a forehead full of acne and her eye makeup is awful.

    I actually feel badly for Lindsay. She is one hot mess, but drugs and booze will surely f up your face and body fast. I don’t know why she thinks she’s prettier as a blonde; she just looks fried and dried up. What a waste.

  7. Fat Elvis says:

    snowball: LOL @ “fried and dried up.” That’s as perfect a description of Lindsay’s current state as I’ve read anywhere.

  8. Jane says:

    Enough with these lips already…..:)(
    What the f===do they put in them

  9. la chica says:

    so public shaming is a Lohan behavior management technique. Lindsay frequently does/did the same to Sam. now i see where she gets it from.

  10. Sumodo1 says:

    I WANT that breath tester. I want to eat several different things, then check the level. Whooooooooo! Burp! Bourbon!

  11. Green says:

    1. Bad lighting
    2. Untouched photo
    3. Some people just look old for there age.
    4. Everybody dumps on Lindsay, look at Britney Spears…now she looks bad!

    Are there any sexy young stars?? Taylor Hicks?

    The door is wide open for some attractive new talent, both male and female!

  12. Sigh. says:

    la chica, you hit it right in the nose.

    It seems neither of them know how to communicate unless it’s publicly humiliating (for everyone involved) and neverending.

    Both are a couple of bullies.

  13. NFLer says:

    What the heck is up with those lips, what she been suckin’ on?

  14. Sumodo says:

    You know, there’s something in cheap self-tanners that makes the skin very tight and puckery. Maybe she needs a peel and to forget about her line of self-tanners for awhile?

  15. lin234 says:

    I doubt she actually uses the cheap stuff she promotes on herself. Remember she’s a big time movie star who is above the regular people.

    Yes it could have been bad lighting, no photoshop, cheap tanners, OR it could just be one too many hard drugs, alcohol, pills, partying… Not too long ago, she used to look pretty and line free in her pictures… Now you can still see those lines even when she’s not moving her forehead.

    Yea.. I don’t get the love some people have for Britney. Even at the top of her game, she never looked that great to me… and now she looks trashier than ever. Now I have high hopes for someone like Taylor Swift. We need more fresh celebrities like her!

  16. Ruby Red Lips says:

    I had to laugh when I read the header, but as bad as Lindsay looks I am so thankful that ML is not my father!

  17. Jag says:

    Oh yes, just what an insecure daughter needs – her father to publicly humiliate her and disparage her looks. He’s such a tool.

    I really want that breath checker, but am considering getting the one that also checks alcohol level, for just $7 more. (at the same website) Thanks for posting that! (I don’t have a sense of smell, really, so it would be invaluable to me.)

  18. C-DUB says:

    In the words of Rick James….cocaine is a hell of drug.