The first version of this story was “John Mayer is probably nailing Lindsay Lohan”. But in later versions, the story changed. Since I like the first version, I’ll bring you that one as a starter. Apparently, John Mayer and Lindsay Lohan were hanging out a few night ago, and E! claims Lindsay’s “sights” were set on Mayer. Her “sights” being “her cracked out glassy eyes”. E! has a source who claimed: “She would follow his every move. He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it.” After their night of dancing and drinking and flirting, Lohan crack tweeted: “@johncmayer shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face J”. Yeah. I don’t know what it means either.
Anyhoodle, later versions of this story are still spinning. Actually, I don’t know if these stories are from the same night, or if Mayer and Lohan hung out several nights in a row or what. But now sources are claiming that Mayer has reunited Samantha Ronson and Lohan. Because that’s what douches do. They reunite mentally unstable drug addicts with their enablers, and expect to be called a “good guy”. First, here’s People’s take:
Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were both hanging out with Samantha Ronson, who was deejaying at New York nightspot Butter. Mayer arrived first with his male posse in tow, and the singer scoped out the scene and stopped to flirt with female revelers. He also greeted Ronson at his table, though she soon headed over to the deejay booth. Then Lohan arrived and started chatting up Mayer. While Lohan was definitely there to see Ronson, according to an onlooker the two didn’t really interact much, though there were at the same table all night. “You could tell they were there together and both talking to John Mayer,” the onlooker says. “They all stayed at the same time talking until past 3 a.m.”
[From People]
Gatecrasher has more details about the reunion. They make it sound like Lohan had a temper tantrum to Mayer, and he tried to calm her down by getting Samantha to come over:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be getting back together – with the help of an unlikely friend. John Mayer was spotted playing relationship counselor to the exes when they ran into each other at NYC hot spot Butter on Monday night. And Mayer may have worked a miracle.
“Lindsay and Sam didn’t arrive together,” says a partygoer. “Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting.”
According to the source, Sam eventually came over to the table but sat far away on the opposite side – much to LiLo’s dismay.
“Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn’t come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down,” says the snitch. “She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam.”
We’re not sure what he crooned to the famed deejay, but it must have been pretty convincing: Ronson got up with Mayer and went over to La Lohan just a few minutes later.
The source notes that after Mayer’s intervention, the tumultuous twosome spent much of the night talking and laughing. La Lohan even ended the evening looking content – and (dare we say it?) stable.
“Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages,” the spy says. “Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling.”
In between watching Ronson, Lohan hung out with the likes of movie critic Ben Lyons and singer/songwriter Blake Ian.
Mayer, having done his good deed for the week, ducked out before Linds and Sam did – but not without a hug from LiLo and a more-than-friendly goodbye from a scantily clad blond.
“Lindsay and Sam both stayed past 3,” the partygoer says. “They didn’t leave together, but they definitely ended the night on good terms.”
[From Gatecrasher]
Yeah… I’m not prepared to consider Mayer’s actions a “good deed”. I was happy that Samantha finally got away from Lindsay. Many more people need to get away from Lindsay. If people continue to enable her and treat her like she’s anything other than a drug addicted mess/jewel thief/insane brat, she’ll never get help. And personally, I just enjoyed Lindsay’s crazy crack tweets begging Samantha to pay attention to her. If it doesn’t happen on Lindsay’s Twitter page, it doesn’t happen!
John Mayer in Toronto on November 23, 2009. Samantha and Lindsay together, back on July 30, 2009. Additional photo of Lindsay on December 1 at LAX. Credit: WENN.
Butter face? Now we know it: John Mayer is gay and he has some GREAT BEARDS. Gay!
butter face usually means they are hot but for their face. Butter is also a nightclub.
RUN, SAMANTHA ,RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
You know what’s going to make me sad? When crazy Lohan hurts Sam. Because I totally see one of those “If I can’t have her no one can” situations happening. I don’t think anyone should be encouraging Lidsay’s obsession.
Yeah he wants to get them back together so he can watch! Him and Lindsay would make a great couple…a match made in famewhore heaven.
Good God. In that shot of Lohan and Ronson, it’s hard to tell which one is the crazy, strung out anorexic.
Looking in my crystal ball and seeing a world of trouble for both.
As E said, yes, hot bod but not so hot face. I think it came from people saying “she’s so hot…but her face is not” or something similar. The Lohan, btw, does not qualify, since her drugging has messed her up head to toe. John Mayer is awfully pretty so he doesn’t qualify either, albeit for different reasons. But somehow I can see him and Lindsay becoming total BFFs!
Setting Lindsay up for one final run at self-destruction.
Dare I say someone is thinking of a threesome?
Way I heard it, Butter is THE club they were at in this very story. So really, the tweet could mean any number of things.
What it means to me, however, is that Lindsay REALLY wants us to think they are besties now. Poor John; it’s gonna be tricky shaking her off.
Why would anyone want to take relationship advice from this idiot?
Still, I am not buying that John Mayer is THIS STUD. I think he’s coming out soon.
” reunite mentally unstable drug addicts with their enablers”
I am soo glad someone said it- Sam wasn’t any good for Lindsay. I mean I get it, Lindsay was gonna spiral down into the toilet drain whether or not Sam was fueling her drug addled-ness,
but we seldom hear people opine on Ronson’s role in all of it. Sam was a total enabler, and then when the poo got to be too much for her she flushed and ran. In my eyes that makes her a douche too.
Dang, I can’t get over what a SKELETON Sam is in that pic. YUCK. Eat a sammich.
Second, are both Sam and Blohan getting desperate for any coverage at all and that’s what this is about? Okay, Blohan is ALWAYS starving for attention as well as food, but I’m wondering if Sam is just hittin’ that tabloid train cuz she’s feeling left out lately?
I don’t think Kaiser was asking what butter-face meant, just the statement in general. Even knowing what the term means or the club that they were at is called Butter, it still makes no sense in context. It doesn’t explain what the “shhh” or “J.” “Shhh” usually means be quiet, “J” is the tenth letter of the alphabet and could be a initial. Knowing the meaning of each part doesn’t make the whole thing any less cryptic.
butterface = oh, he/she is hot…”but her” face! Yuck.
Argh, can’t edit. Well, butterface was already explained long ago, but my reading skills apparently suck ’cause I didn’t see it.
On topic, why would Sam go back to LiLo? Doesn’t her family hate Lindsay’s guts? Not that having family approval is anything, but still..
butterface is no great mystery. they were in a club called butter. i dont think she was saying john has a fug face.
According to the story ronson was dj’ing there so obviously Lindsay went there knowing she would meet her, its not like they ran into eachother by chance. Anyone who follows lohans twitter knows that she is totally hung up on ronson still, so i’d buy the mayer matchmaker more then the mayer hook up.
I wonder what the magic words were that made Ronson come over to the table and have a cheerful, friendly conversation?
Maybe “We have coke?”