It’s totally rude to make fun of Heidi Montag, right? Because she’s sort-of mentally ill? And yet… it just seems so natural to make fun of her. So maybe I’ll forget about her possible mental illness for a second and just note that it looks like her old face is growing back (much like Ashlee Simpson’s). These are photos of Heidi and Spencer doing a big red carpet “reveal” for her new face and body. Sure, her body looks different, but her face… the plastic surgery seems to have “settled” and she went through all of that just to look like a more frozen version of her old self. Oh, but Heidi told People Magazine that her new favorite part of herself was her “chin”. Spencer’s favorite part? Hint: not her vagina.
Heidi Montag will be getting more plastic surgery – just not anytime soon.
“Eventually”, she says, “for maintenance.”
The MTV star, who has been a lightning rod since undergoing 10 procedures in one day, is thrilled with her new look, saying Saturday that it was “the best decision I’ve ever made.”
“My favorite part, I think one of them is my chin. I think that’s what I was so excited about,” Montag, 23, said at a party Saturday at Las Vegas’s Pure Nightclub. “And I love my boobs but I still want to improve. … I didn’t get them as big as I originally wanted.”
As for her husband Spencer Pratt, 26, his favorite part of his wife wasn’t touched by surgeons – it’s her hair. “It keeps growing so beautifully and naturally,” he says.
[From People]
Chuckle. Heidi’s straw-blonde hair is the most natural part on her? That sounds about right. Now, please, please don’t think me cruel… but doesn’t it just seem like there is some cosmic justice in this world that Heidi looks pretty much the same (if not worse)? And you know what’s coming next, don’t you? Spencer is going to leave her. Mark my words.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada on February 13, 2010. Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
OMG she looks 15 years older now. Why would a 23 year old do this to herself? She looks every bit of 45. She was so pretty and looked so youthful just sad.
The saddest part is that she failed to get the douche on her arm removed while she was going in for surgery.
she looks swollen! ouch!
Ugh. She looks awful. Her skin is so tight and puffy and shiny.
She needs therapy not plastic surgery.
Why does her face look so puffy? It is so odd. It is not pretty at all!
I agree that Spencer will leave her for some other stupid girl with no self esteem!
I hope she’s still swollen from the surgeries. If not, she looks horrible.
I still can’t believe she had all that work done at the age of 23. Mind you, her chin doesn’t look any different to me.
Something strange is going on with her nose. I don’t know if it’s the lighting or her makeup, but the shadows on both sides of her nose make it appear larger than it really is. That was the first thing I noticed.
Second, she shaved down her chin, but her jaw is still large and masculine. If she was going to get the area worked on, she should’ve gone all the way and had something done about that strong jawline. I don’t understand why she had only the chin worked on.
I think she looks terrible now. And she wasn’t even bad-looking to begin with. I always thought she was pretty.
She ruined herself! Ugh! Scary!
I feel bad for her. Ruined for live. She was actually very pretty before. Now she looks like a young Joan Rivers. And so young.
Anyways, she looks horrible. Like someone beat her up and she had to have constructive surgery. That plastic surgeon should be disbarred.
That’s just sad, won’t say any thing snarky, really what can be said.
DAMN. Her old face is definitely fighting for territory here. What on earth was the point of having all that surgery to look like a waxy, pulled-tight version of yourself? And her favorite new part is that massive chin? LMAO.
She has great taste in clothes but with the fit in her bustline she is going to have a hard time ever looking classy again. She now looks like Pamela Anderson or Holly Madison.
Right on about Spencer – he’ll leave her and list her plastic surgery addiction as the main reason why.
I can’t believe she paid to have her face look like that. She looks gross. She was actually really pretty before she had any work done but now she looks scary.
I think plastic surgeons should be held accountable for mentally ill patients getting so much surgery.
I can’t imagine how painful it must be to have your chin bone sawed off.
Plastic surgery is just so gross. How vain can you get?
And look at the way she’s standing with her legs crossed, teetering on spiked heels, trying desperately to look, what? Sexy? Unbalanced and weak?
MTV star.
Oxymoron.
LOL, Kaboom. A douche-ectomy is definitely needed.
She looks terrible. She looks SO much older and just…odd. Though I despise so many things about “celebs” like her, I do feel sorry for her. She’s obviously got a lot of issues, and has chosen a terrible way to try to make herself feel better. Not working.
OMG, I had forgotten all about SPencer. Now they are going to have babies and we even have more covers of them. Karma would be if she mutilated herself completely.
She totally ruined her face and she will regret it.
I can totally see Spencer leaving her and using these procedures and her subsequent addiction to plastic surgery as part of the reason why he leaves.
Sad because she really did look much better before the surgery. Now she just likes like a homelier, plastic, taut version of her former self.
On a positive note, I love her dress.
She does look swollen, ouch. I so don’t get the mass generification of all these LA bimbos. Unique is better, ladies. Give it a go.
Is it just me, or is there a swollen, inverted triangle between her eyebrows? What is that? Some sort of botox injection swelling or something? Too much filler insertion? And why does she look like something in a wax museum?
She’s standing with her legs crossed because some genius (who probably isn’t a woman and doesn’t have to balance on spike heels) decided women’s legs look thinner when they stand that way.
LMAO at the “MTV star – oxymoron” comment! Vay, vay funny, omondieu!
YEEK…. get the gel filter back out!
PLEASE
Oh dear, tsk tsk tsk … she needs her eyes done now, so flat and tired (her lids have caved in) and Oh My isn’t her jaw giant -that’ll need some more work! Then she’ll have to have a few pounds of silly-putty scraped off around her nose and smile lines (can she still smile? -doesn’t look like it tho it looks like she’s tryin!). Her jaw is still more prominent than her boobs, no wonder she wants’em bigger -it’s a balance thing! And, maybe she can have a smile cut for her and she can hang it over the backs of her ears. That should be nice. Maybe some hair extentions up front, -hairline’s looking very weak.
Point is (if you are reading this, Hidey) you’ve just a little bit more to do and you know you won’t be done til you wake up on the O.R. table with Joyce Wildstein holding your hand.
I think it has all been said about the plastic surgery. But why did she choose the cheap looking red Titanic necklace? The dress whould be better off without it.
Popcorny – wouldn’t the Joker smile from the first Batman movie (with Jack Nicholson) just be a great addition to her face? Since she’s so frozen she can’t smile on her own, maybe she could start using the Joker’s line of cosmetics. Love that Joker! (snark, snark, snark)
I just feel horrible for her. I’d imagine thats not the look she was going for. You know who she kinda looks like in the bottom pic? Lara Flynn Boyle. Just after her surgeries and just before her career bailed.
If she is wanting to “look as beautiful and perfect as she can”. Wouldn’t you think she would be wanting her spouse to look like that too? Look out Spencer!
Her poor face is so swollen and tight…she can’t even hardly smile. It’s just plain sad…because now she will read everyone’s comments about how terrible she looks and she’ll go out and get more surgery.
Something can’t be right if she is still that swollen.
just saw some pics of her on another site…and she actually looked very pretty.
It doesn’t look like she had plastic surgery for cosmetic purposes. Seriously, if I had been in a coma for the past five months and woke up today to see this story, my first thought would be, “Wow, Heidi Montag was in a car accident. Heidi Montag had acid thrown in her face.”
Seriously, it looks like he face was completely destroyed in some tragedy and that this was a surgeon’s best attempt to make her look like herself again. She looks like a burn victim who went to the best plastic surgeon money could buy, but who is still never REALLY going to look like herself again.
What was this girl thinking? Were Megan Fox’s people truly not available?
For someone who claims to be the happiest she’s ever been, she sure doesn’t look very happy. Look at her eyes, not the surgery part, but her actual eyes. She looks very unhappy.
Terrible waxy, shiny face. And someone couldve used an eyebrow comb and a little bit of brow pencil to fix those things! Not a good look!
She has nice legs. That’s about it for the aging porn star I see there.
shes swelling. ugly.
OMG. EWWWWW.
Aging is gonna be a bitch for this girl. And by aging I mean turning 25.
i just want to give her a big hug and tell her she is fine the way she is. sigh
I’m sorry for her, that was a waste of money
Oh my… she looks like crap! She reminds me of a busted up 35 year old alcoholic. Not a good look for a woman who is in her early 20’s.
She looks rough. Some women need to be banned from the plastic surgeon’s office.
Sadly, she is only beginning her lifelong quest to look as rearranged as possible.
Wow, what kind of breakdown is she going to have if she ever has a daughter who comes out resembling her old face?
TORI SPELLING!
That’s who she looks like now (couldn’t think of her name earlier).
Yes, Bella -the Joker’s smile! That would be perfect, cuz you know this twit’s gonna get so depressed she won’t even feel like putting on lipstick, but with a Joker’s smile -problem solved ( you know what she err they say -a stitch (or 10,000) in time saves …).
Someone should tell her that just because your smiling that does not make you happy…
I wish she would not have done that to her face she looks terrible and aged. She looked so much better before what made her want to do this to herself.
OMG – She looks terrible, so plastic (literally!) and aged.
She was so fresh looking before – this is really scary as there is no way back, think she may have serious body issues
LOL .. She looks OLD!!! LOL … oh to be 23 and stupid!!
No, her ‘natural’ hair wasn’t touched by surgeons…just by bleach on a regular basis. This girl is in a terrible way if she truly believes that this is the best thing she’s ever done. At least the Spencer decision is reversible.
Yeah the chin is the only part she really needed to get done IMHO
Oof, she’s a wreck now. Can’t even smile without looking pained and stiff.
If Jay Leno and Shauna Sands had a baby, that baby would be…Heidi Montag!
Tori Spelling – too funny -that is exactly who she looks like! Something is a bit off about her legs, they don’t look as plastic as the rest of her.
“but doesn’t it just seem like there is some cosmic justice in this world that Heidi looks pretty much the same (if not worse)?”
I’m flabbergasted! I had no idea that could even happen! This is like the fourth face we’ve had to deal with, the deflated face!
Did they forget to use Liquid Nails and just used scrapbooking tape, or something?
Her old chin seems to have returned to her face.
That’s just sad, she’s looks like a 40 year old.
Wow…I was thinking she looked a lot like Tori Spelling too. She has the McDonald’s moon face going on and now her face lacks any sort of personality. She looks frozen, stiff and swollen.
It’s a shame that she’s only famous for the surgery and once that novelty has worn away she’ll still look like she does…just without any attention, which she seems to live for.
she looks more like the cat lady. and im not trying to sound dramatic.
She is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein. She is seriously starting to look like the “catwoman”. What a pitiful situation, one that we’ll be reading about in another 5-10 years when she truly ends up looking as bad as (or even worse than) Wildenstein….
Settle down, grandma. You’re a little to old to be wearing that type of dress!
That is just so sad. She looks like a freak. Even though I can’t stand her, she was a pretty, young fresh faced girl before. Now she looks like a 40 yrs old with too much plastic surgery. And honestly… that boob size is just wrong on her fragile body…
She is so doped out on pills she looks like she is about to fall asleep. She looked so much better pre-surgery. I just dont get it. But she is unbalanced so most of us wouldnt understand it (thank goodness). Her chin is her fav?? Her chin looks the worst to me – well its a toss up between that and WAYYYY to much botox. She has the cro magnum man forehead going on and she needs to tuck her boobies in – her scar is showing in 1 photo.
Is Spencer ripping on how fake she is by saying he likes her “natural” hair? Loose use of the word natural for fake dyed white extensions but maybe he doesnt know its fake also-haha!
And here we all thought Spencer was the crazy one in this relationship! Is he going to stay with her when she looks like Joan Rivers at age 23?! He could do better.
yuck -.-
Ohhh dear,
that girl never learnt to love herself.
She looks like a 30yr old blonde catwoman.
So sad.
I hope this is just swelling cause – crap if its not. You can tell she got her nose done… the bridge looks very odd on it. She looks very old and haggared….
P.s. AM I THE ONLY ONE NOTICING THE GIANT BLUE VEIN ON HER BOOB? I wouldn’t be suprised if Alien popped out of her cheast. Disgusting. Her skin is like “FUCK help me – I don’t stretch over these basket balls any further!!!”
Heidi Montag you look GROSS and will never be as awesome as Lauren Conrad. You lost the fight, and ended up with the horrible guy, so I think that means you lost the battle as well.
Congratulations- you look like an aging figure from Madame Tussaud’s (not as attractive).
eww…feel bad for her.
Is it just me or does she look like “Frenchy” from those VH1 shows? Like a stipping sister? She looks frightening!
her appearance just REEKS of insecurity. she’ll never be beautiful – she sees herself as ugly, and ugly she will be.
sad…hiedi. stop. now. maybe some of your youth will grow back. please no more.
Oh my God she looks terrible! she`s like a statue of wax. Her breast doesn`t go with the shape of her body they are too big(hope she doesn`t` make them H for Heidi like she said)and her face is so pulled back she can hardly smile.Gross
Its the very same story with celebreties always obtaining too much plastic surgery, I wish they would go for a more healthy look.