Lauren Sanchez wore Atelier Versace for the final night of wedding festivities

Here are some post-wedding clean-up photos from Venice. Even after Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos’s Friday wedding, all of their celebrity guests stuck around for various parties and receptions over the weekend. For Saturday night’s post-wedding reception, Lauren wore a custom Versace gown and posed on a balcony like she was trying to channel Evita Peron. This was supposed to be a “pajama-themed” party, with various celebrities trying to glam up pajama-themed looks. Why… why did Lauren wear Atelier Versace to something pajama-themed?? I’m also including a pic of Kim Kardashian rocking up to the party in lingerie, looking like the saddest call girl ever.

So… more clean-up on this mess. Lauren and Jeff finally left Venice on Sunday, and I have no idea where they’ll honeymoon. They tend to stick around Europe for their vacations, so my guess is that they will honeymoon in Europe, perhaps they’ll take his yacht around Greece or something. Katie Couric also openly mocked the wedding on social media, writing: “Welcome to the eighties — when big hair and conspicuous consumption ruled. Apparently tacky is back.” Usually, I don’t agree with Couric about anything, but she’s right. “Tacky” IS back. It’s not just Bezos and Sanchez, it’s the current administration, the dumbing down of America, the terrible fashion trends right now, it’s everything. It’s all so tacky. Incidentally, it looks like Bezos gave Lauren some new wedding bling:


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Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

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91 Responses to “Lauren Sanchez wore Atelier Versace for the final night of wedding festivities”

  1. Nicole says:

    So we are 100% back to the 80’s aesthetic with “he who dies with the most stuff wins”, but with less rights. I remember this the first go round. Gen Z, get ready for right wing vigilante violence. The only difference is that America eventually was shamed for all of their inaction. Not sure what this generation will bring. Le sigh.

  2. Lady Digby says:

    For some reason I am reminded of a famous British photographer taking a group picture of chorus girls and asking them to display “a touch more of virginity, ladies!”

  3. Kaye says:

    That picture of the rings is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen.

  4. pme says:

    I still don’t understand how the KarJenners are considered fashion icons. As another podcaster said this is the boobs and butts crew, which includes Lauren Sanchez. Funny that the story is that Kris asked Lauren if she would invite Khloe, Kendall and Kylie to the wedding so that they could find rich partners. Not Kylie, I am sure. And all the stories coming out are about Sydney Sweeney dancing with Tom Brady and Orlando Bloom!

  5. Blogger says:

    Still fugly. I’d feel sorry for their vanity but Bezos is a feudal king crushing down his workers and ruining democracies, so 🤮

  6. McMe says:

    They look vulgar and distorted.

    • orangeowl says:

      Yes. I feel like we are living in The Hunger Games.

    • Tn Democrat says:

      1. Did ANY of their children attend this abomination? No one needs pics or to know what they look like, but it would speak volumes if they skipped. 2. Would this weird pair still be together if their affair hadn’t been called out/shamed by the National Enquirer? This overblown spectacle is overkill to sweep the embarrassing and shameful way their relationship started under the rug. Narcissists can’t stand being called out on their bull mess and will go to extremes to justify their nonsense. 3. Oi. Kim. Wtf. She surely has to be paid to appear in public dressed like that. 4. Eat the rich. If he can afford this never-ending tacky display and insist on splashing it all over the media instead of keeping it private,1 he can pay taxes and pay his employee a living wage with good benefits.

      • Joanne says:

        It was Lauren’s brother who sent the pictures of Lauren and Bezos to the National Enquirer. She wanted it out there publicly.

      • Truthiness says:

        Lauren was walked down the aisle by her 2 sons and her daughter was her maid of honor. Jeff & Mackenzie are very private about their kids, it’s nice to see them excluded from the wedding coverage. They’ve been through enough.

    • Josephine says:

      Vulgar and butchered. I am surprised that more people don’t comment about the fact that the more surgery these women get, the more and more masculine their faces become. I guess that is what these odious men are attracted to?

      • MY3CENTS says:

        She looks like a Temu Joker barbie to me. Scary.

      • Daisychain says:

        That is the weirdest looking kiss I have ever seen, I think it’s because she can’t close her mouth.

      • bisynaptic says:

        Yeah, I was wondering about the same thing. I’ve never seen a photo of Bezos really kissing her.

  7. Brassy Rebel says:

    OMG, Kim Kardashian! I need to go wash my eyes out now. 🫣

    • Amy T says:

      She looks like a porn version of Miss Havisham. Not. good.

    • Smart&Messy says:

      And she does not need this, at this point in her life. SKIMS is a success, she has a ton of money. Why??

    • wendy says:

      the fact that Kim is cosplaying Bianca Censori is especially concerning — from the sad nude hose to the pointy kitten heels — the only thing missing is that her nipples are covered.

      • Joanne says:

        Where are Kim’s nipples? Her whole breast is mostly exposed so how do the nipples stay covered up?

    • Mei says:

      @Brassy Rebel, I know, I was NOT prepared for that when I scrolled down :'( if she even turned around too fast they would for sure pop out. Can she even breath deeply without risking them falling out?

  8. Startup Spouse says:

    Lauren Sanchez is giving me Wanda from In Loving Color vibes. I bet Jamie Foxx does a great Lauren Sanchez impression.

  9. Ann says:

    That first photo of them kissing is so bleh. Tacky for sure, but also supremely icky. Kim looks like she’s on her way to lineup at a high-end brothel.

  10. Ok now a different sausage casing outfit tits out. The tacky never ends.

    • Blogger says:

      I’m sure she’s relieved she can finally bring them out after the wedding dress.

      She should really just go topless at this stage.

  11. Blithe says:

    Lol: Kim K — Les Miserables “saddest call girl ever” edition. I can’t even guess what kind of look she’s trying for here.

    The tackiness of the ‘80s excesses seems like it was kind of fun sometimes. So far, most of these looks just seem kind of sad — like excess just for the sake of excess. They remind me that I stopped checking out American Vogue several years ago when nothing that I saw there felt aspirational.

  12. Living Desert says:

    OMG. Freak show.

  13. Tis True Tis True says:

    Say what you will about George and Amal Clooney, but I remember the pictures of their Venice wedding and it looked like the guests were having fun.

    This is just a circle of hell where you can still get great pictures for the ‘gram.

    • Blogger says:

      Yup, one was classy, the other tacky. To George’s credit, he has some Italian connection with his Lake Como pad. He knows how to behave to get along with the Italians.

      These two…did they just choose Italy randomly? No originality and not sure what they hoped to achieve. It destroyed any goodwill.

  14. Aimee says:

    Why do they even bother wearing clothes at all??

  15. Julie says:

    To be honest, I think these two persons and their entourage are of poor taste and vulgar. I remember my father always reminded his children to distinguish education from instruction. These people are a prime example of this maxim.

  16. Eurydice says:

    Oh Kim – “the saddest call girl” reminds me of Gillian Welch’s “Barroom Girls”:
    “Last night’s spangles and yesterday’s pearls
    Are the bright morning stars of the barroom girls”

    And Lauren’s “Evita” – you can stretch your face into a knot and hoist your boobs toward Canada, but oops, those triceps.

  17. Mireille says:

    Aside for the tone-deaf bombastically ostentatious display of wealth, why are they waving? To whom are they waving? I saw a few videos with protestors. I guess there may be people and tourists clapping for them? Am I missing something here? Do they really think they have a fanbase, people rooting, swooning for them? Like this is the romance, wedding of the century? All I see is a gaudy couple whose “love” is most likely defined by an iron-clad prenup.

    • Blogger says:

      To their film crew? I bet they have a documentary team for “The Greatest Love Story Ever Told” 😂

  18. Tate says:

    Omg that is tragic 🤣🤣🤣 Kim was desperate to get some attention. She looks foolish.

  19. HillaryIsAlwaysRight says:

    Trash. All of them. Continue to boycott Amazon, Zappos, Whole Foods…anything owned by this union buster.

  20. jais says:

    Pajama party theme and there are so many cute cozy and fun pajamas that could be worn. Even some sexy cute ones that wouldn’t just be strait up lingerie for a boudoir photo shoot. But sure okay, lingerie it is.

    • Eurydice says:

      That’s what happens when you mix money with lack of imagination. I really have to laugh at Kim’s idea of sexy – sexy for whom? You can’t be sexy if you can’t breathe and your feet hurt, and any man would be all “what are these flaps and straps and clasps, where do you even start to unwrap this mess?”

      • Alice B. Tokeless says:

        Honestly, Eurydice, I’ve never observed Kim being a sexual person, and I just don’t think sex is her thing really. She doesn’t seem sexually motivated, nor have I ever noticed any subtle passion or anything really. A sexual being could have made that outfit enticing (but still tacky, particularly for Venice!) and even hot, with a genuinely suggestive look, a slight smile, etc. That’s just not Kim. No shade, I’ve known a few asexual people over the years, and that’s how she’s always struck me. Maybe not ace, but more “meh” about it.

      • Eurydice says:

        @Alice B. Tokeless – It’s puzzling because if she’s not a sexual being, then what is she trying to present? Like she wore Marilyn Monroe’s dress (one of the sexiest women ever) for what purpose? The same with her “inspiration” of Sophia Loren’s wet look from Boy on the Dolphin (again super sexy woman) – why? She’s spending so much money copying all these sexy women and sexy looks and can’t even manage to present a personality, let alone be sexy. Maybe she just wants to show that she’s rich.

      • IdlesAtCranky says:

        @Eurydice —

        What Kim K. is doing has nothing to do with any experience of sex, passion, or pleasure for herself or even others.

        From the very beginning of her “career” in the public eye, it’s been about money. About monetizing what she believes people fantasize about and will therefore pay for.

        From her sex tape, all the way to her sad attempts to cosplay famous women who actually did have charisma and sex appeal, because they enjoyed themselves and others — it’s always about feeding the image in order to feed her bank account.

        And grace help us, she succeeded.

        I’d be completely unsurprised if she came out some future day as asexual. It would make perfect sense.

    • SarahMcK says:

      Yes, you could wear some lovely silk pajamas. The lingerie looks painful in the boobs.

  21. Ana Maria says:

    @maisie: yes! that one!

  22. SamuelWhiskers says:

    “Sad beige but make it stripper” is such an anti-vibe.

  23. Kirsten says:

    Kim K’s outfit is… what you would expect, but it also looks SO uncomfortable. That can’t be fun at a party. Do you think she ever just wants to wear like a pretty cotton sundress?

  24. Clove says:

    Money cannot buy class. that’s all I got. He should’ve kept his ex-wife McKenzie. I’ve been finished with Jeff Bezos ever since he didn’t publish that article promoting Kamala Harris, I’m done with Amazon and anything else that he owns.
    Someone that sucked up to Trump I don’t want anything to do with

    • Henny Penny says:

      I’m with you, @CLOVE. We cancelled our Prime account and all other subscriptions and Amazon services the day Bezos did that, and we haven’t looked back.

      • Ponchorella says:

        I cancelled as well and it was much easier than I expected it to be. I hope this disgusting display of a wedding encourages more to do the same.

    • Me at home says:

      We cancelled Prime too, and our Post subscription. Don’t want to keep paying for this bs.

  25. AMD says:

    I didn’t expect Kim to look like one of the prostitutes from Assassin’s Creed 2 but here we are.

    None of this is what I expected for the wedding of Jeff Bezos. I figured he’d pay someone to make sure it looked opulent and tasteful. Guess he let his wife and ego take that role over.

  26. Dawn says:

    Kim looks like she had a hard night on the street corner…Looks like she didn’t make much….

  27. Amy Bee says:

    Katie Couric should be saying “Eat the Rich!” but she she won’t go that far because she’s one of them.

  28. Grandma Susan says:

    I always find it strange that when their affair was revealed he called her “his alive girl”. So then he got her and turned her into an inflatable. Not much “alive” about that.

  29. dawnchild says:

    Since that weird arm photo on the first day in the striped black/silver dress she’s been careful not to lift her arm too much while waving etc.

    I normally don’t critique people’s faces and bodies but since she’s made a public project of her looks over the years (while actively propping up terrible people), I’m not unhappy to see that she’s gonna be fighting gravity more and more here on out. I hope all their inflatables droop and implode… couldn’t happen to a more deserving pair. They look like they belong in a painting by Hieronmyus Bosch

    • Ann says:

      I just Googled a pic of her prior to plastic surgery. She was cute and pretty. Ten bucks says that in 10 years she will become even more distorted, going the way of Jocelyn Wildenstein. It would be fun to watch if it wasn’t so disgusting.

  30. Henny Penny says:

    I would be pissed AF if I showed up to a “pajama party” in my jammies, or stripper clothes, and the hostess wore a designer gown that clearly has nothing whatsoever to do with pajamas.

  31. kelleybelle says:

    All I saw was a parade of huge plastic t*ts. Kim K. looks like a working girl about to do one last John before calling it a night.

  32. flo says:

    It’s truly astounding that people can convince themselves it’s ok to consume like this, with gigantic rocks on their fingers, massive bolt ons on their chest and purchasing access to an entire city for themselves and their hanger-ons, while so many people in the world go without even the basics of healthy food, stable housing and consistent access to health care. Capitalism has truly reached the burn it all down point, it’s time to revolt and eat the rich!!

  33. KC says:

    Bezos definitely earned his money and, I guess, has the right to spend it as he sees fit, but the disconnect of being a billionaire and being a remotely decent human being doesn’t have to be Grand Canyon size. Between the money he threw here and the ridiculous space flight, he could have rebuilt part of Los Angeles, funded medical care for children, fill in the blank. If he wants fame and accolades, why not do that and still have a ridiculously tacky wedding.

  34. Jaded says:

    I came across a quote once and it struck me as perfect for this freak show. It goes something like this:

    Vulgarity is the rich man’s modest contribution to democracy.

  35. Lightpurple says:

    Could someone please explain to why Kim Kardashian’s shoes have nipples?

  36. Tashiro says:

    What the heck is KK wearing ? Lauren Sanchez’s lips, my god.

  37. Nic919 says:

    It feels like Bezos has been exposing us to his kinks without our consent in the same way Kanye has been doing.

    • Jayme Ackemann says:

      Yeah and his kink is plastic dolls and real girls TM. He had to find someone willing to turn themselves into one.

  38. Joan says:

    Lauren’s mouth irks me. Kim looks ridiculous.

  39. Jayme Ackemann says:

    I actually gasped when I saw Kim.

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