Apr 19
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Amy Winehouse & her boobs reunite with Blake, world tries not to vomit

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Amy Winehouse has officially reunited with her gross ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil. The gruesome twosome was photographed leaving a clinic where Amy was being treated for complications due to her very fake looking new breast implants. I’m surprised these two greaseballs didn’t go for a flea dip and a chemical shower while they were there. Anyway, at a gig later in the evening, Amy insisted on being called “Mrs. Fielder-Civil” (GAG!) and the pair were very loving and affectionate with one another (DRY HEAVE).

LOVED-UP AMY WINEHOUSE steps out with her ex-husband – as she prepares to move him into her new multi-million pound pad.
The 26-year-old Back To Black singer held BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL’s hand as they left a clinic where she has been treated for problems with her breast implants.

The pair, who divorced last year, later visited a jazz club in London’s Soho to celebrate his 28th birthday.

The singer has bought a £2.5million house in her beloved Camden and aims to live there with Blake.

She wrote on Facebook at the weekend: “The king and queen of Camden are coming home.”

Jazz club owner Sam Shaker said: “Amy was asking us to call her Mrs Fielder-Civil.

“They were very romantic together all night.

“They are in love completely.

“She’s very sweet and Blake’s very nice and cares for her very much.”

[From The Sun]

You know, there was a time when I was rooting for Amy, and thought her music was great. But now she disgusts me. She has learned absolutely nothing from her ordeal and is more determined than ever to make the same mistakes, including the same slimeball who turned her on to hard drugs and helped her become the train wreck she is today. It’s been years since her “Back to Black” album, and now there are reports she has scrapped the one she’s been working on for the last year because the songs were “anti-Blake,” and now that she’s back together with him she doesn’t want to record them anymore. At this point, I say that these two head cases deserve each other, and Amy’s once-promising career is dunzo.

Photo credit: Fame Pictures, 4/17/10

Written by MSat

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Posted in Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, Careers, Gross, Reconciliations


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23 Responses to “Amy Winehouse & her boobs reunite with Blake, world tries not to vomit”

  1. Lala11_7 says:

    Hey…her musical muse is that MOFO…for better or for worse…

    So…I don’t have a problem with it…

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  2. hatsumomo says:

    Its OK. I’ve given up hope for a new album awhile ago. Ill just reminisce with her old music and remember what she could’ve been….

    Sigh.

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  3. Jillian says:

    Those boobs look ridiculous.

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  4. bellaluna says:

    These two boomerang-ing back to each other is gross, but predictable. Until one of them dies, I fear it will continue this way.

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  5. LindyLou says:

    She almost looks cartoonishly off balance with those boobs. How does she not fall flat on her face when she’s wasted now? Oh well, I’m sure we will see lots of that now that the Camden royalty are back at it.

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  6. Mika says:

    I don’t care how awful a person she is. I love Amy Winehouse’s music, and if getting back together with that nasty sh*t is going to get her into the recording studio, then so be it.

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  7. anjasmomma says:

    I was rooting for her as well. Unfortunately I believe her voice is likely gone…..just like Whitney’s.

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  8. Red Folder says:

    I think Winehouse is a lost cause. Like the Lohan.

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  9. gg says:

    The bad relationship with loserblake is the only “good” material she has. Most writers would keep the “good stuff” (I have a hard time calling it good, frankly) and use it to their career advantage.

    Problem is, she only focuses on her addiction to Blake, and nothing on her career. I feel sorry for someone who is so sidelined by their addiction that they don’t really want any help escaping it.

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  10. susan says:

    Man, it’s so sad but true. Amy’s career is OVER. What a waste!

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  11. TaylorB says:

    I am no fashionista, but I do have several fashion ‘rules’ I try to adhere to; one of them, near the top of the list where ‘never wear Zoobas’ resides is ‘never wear hoop earrings so large an average sized cat can jump through them’ unless of course you are in the circus.

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  12. lola says:

    sure,she’s a lost cause but maybe we’ll get some more good blake related tunes from her.

    Rock and roll, MOFOs. Rock and roll.

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  13. gg says:

    Lala and lola, read the last part of the article. She’s supposedly scrapping the already written “anti-Blake” tunes.

    I have a fashion rule that everybody needs to adhere to — wear shoes with soles or you’ll get heel spurs, oy …

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  14. TaylorB says:

    gg,

    While you are correct, I suspect heel spurs are the least of her medical troubles. Heavens just to walk next to her and Blaaaaaake! I would insist upon a Hazmat suit and a Silkwood style shower after the fact. Better safe than sorry, or scabies for that matter.

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  15. jover says:

    The gruesome twosome are a good case for euthansia. Sorry, but they are gross, useless, and look like they are extras in a Japanese anime cartoon.

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  16. Lukie says:

    How many damn ballet slippers does this chick own?

    GET HER A SHOE STYLIST!
    STAT!

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  17. wow says:

    Lukie, you read my MIND!!!
    seriously. year after year she rolls around in those things. ick.

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  18. My2Cents says:

    Leave her ballet shoes out of it. lols
    I have them permantly on my size 11 feet too! I love em. It beats tinkering around in stupid heels all the time. God knows how I want to push chicks over who walk so slowly in front of me because they insist on wearing killer heels they can bearly walk in..
    rant over. :)

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  19. Sincerity says:

    Blake is probably one of the “few” people who can coax her into really performing well in the studio. He was instrumental in her commercial success and she’s probably entirely too paranoid to record without him. What would life be without our favorite train wrecks? B-O-R-I-N-G!

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  20. mtngirl says:

    I dunno, I’m still trying to figure out which one wins the race, Blaaaakes head, or Amy’s buzzooms…

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  21. Richi says:

    Lohan & Amy will go hand in hand!!! useless lasses!!

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  22. Marylou Sakosky says:

    Funny how all the words good or bad have to see themselves again ,,when its time to say ‘good-by Amy, YOU didnt let us know you well. Hope you had a fun ride. I really enjoyed your music and wish i could of heard more
    Maybe you should of said YES YES YES if you had to go to rehab,,,,YESYESYES
    RIP MF MARYLOU

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