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What is making Karl Lagerfeld and Ricky Lauren (wife of Ralph) laugh like this?
1. Fat people.
2. Mothers.
3. This photo.
4. Sadness.
5. Thinking about how Heidi Klum was never in Paris.
6. High-class escorts.
I could go on. But I won’t. Apparently, these photos are from last week and I’m only seeing them now. I think for some reason Karl might actually love Ricky Lauren. I think she might have told a joke, probably something off-hand, maybe about fatties or Heidi Klum, and he gave his one horrible, cruel, devastating smile a year. Or, in HuffPo’s words, “We’re guessing someone spiked his drink, but in any case, there’s nothing more heartwarming than a Karl Lagerfeld grin.” Shudder.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Creepy, Karl Lagerfeld
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35 Responses to “What made Karl Lagerfeld smile?”
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That first picture CHILLED ME TO MY CORE.
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Unkle Karl scares the shyte right outta me…
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I’m guessing he passed gas or he ate a puppy.
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Poor, fat, sad Cheeto lovin’ mothers.
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I don’t know what made him smile, but he needs to stop!!!
And I love this man!
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he’s a super-freak but his garments are beautiful,,not that I can afford to buy one.
Now you want to hit on a story-line try the twin brother designers from Toronto,Dean and Dan.I am most positive they are lovers as well as brothers.
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hell is slowly freezing over must be global warming
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She told him he looks better than Marilyn Manson.
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I don’t like a smiling Lagerfeld. Not one bit.
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His smile looks manic/creepy/evil. I think he’s just been told models over size 2 are banned or one of his models has just collapsed from malnutrition.
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Is his hair made from spun polyester pillow stuffing?
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Is Ralph shrinking?
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It’s great to see him happy though it does frighten me a wee bit *shivers*
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Why is the Crypt Keeper so happy?
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Two other options:
(1) rigor mortis
(2) It’s not a grin, but a grimace as his stomach staples/gastric band have finally had enough of his bloodless ass and are revolting against him.
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dementia.
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The dry-ice on his hair is scary, his yellow teeth are scary, his end-of-world laugh is scary. But even though all of that is apparent in the second picture, my attention goes to the orange bobble-head in the too-tight tie and ill-fitting large blazer. Is that truly Ralph Lauren? Is the fashion world truly taking cues from these guys? Massive case of ‘do as I say and not as I do’!
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That second picture scares the shit out of me…that is one WIDE smile. Why is this happening?? I’m so frightened…
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so let me get this straight, fat=bad, yellow, crooked horrible teeth+disgusting hair= good. What color is the sky in your world Karl?
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He probably just got done drinking the blood of an anorexic virgin.
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Scary Clown!
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Well, I have no idea why Uncle Karl is laughing but for sure it’s not because Ricky Lauren said anything nasty. Ricky is a true lady and she doesn’t talk bad about others. Ralph, on the other hand . . .
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@suz: I laughed…out loud…I loled.
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Love him, even though he probably wouldn’t love me: xo Karl!!
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He reminds me of my neighbor’s poodle. It’s like 17 years old and has to wear a diaper.
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What teeth!
Now with all that money one would think that he’d fix his choppers. He’d look less like a zombie if he did.
But I do have to say, he is creative to hide his aged arthritic hands with the gloves.
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You people are hilarious!
Orange bobble-head….LOL!
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I am smiling because I have more money than your or your filthy fat grandchildren will ever have in any of your miserable lifetimes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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OR YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN HAHAHAHAHA
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Gatsby gal — the second shot scares me the most, too. It looks like he’s about to devour her head!!
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LOL. Why is everyone saying he looks creepy? I don’t see it. I just see an old man with sunglasses and a really huge grin.
He’s really cool. He reminds me of my ex boyfriend, who I still hang out with. I love misanthropes.
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Nosferatu!
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OMG!! Now I know the face of Death :S
I wonder where the party took place, the palace looks fairytale-type with all those chandeliers, Id love to go there!
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Happy Karl is like an awesome, crazy Muppet. Love it.
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I love you Kaiser. Keep ‘em coming, fillette.
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