I guess I sort of have to give it to Madonna. She’s 54 years old and her thighs look better than mine. These are photos of Madge at the Billboard Music Awards. This is how she walked the carpet, this is how she sat in the audience, this is how to received her awards for “Top Touring Artist” and “Top Dance Album” and this is how she posed for the press. Madonna didn’t feel like putting on a skirt, so she didn’t. She didn’t feel like changing her costume, so she didn’t. She wore the same garter belt and fishnet whatever the whole night. And it’s fine. Just give in to it. Madge thinks she’s being controversial. Let her think that.

I do want to say something about her face though – remember when her face looked painful? She had chicken cutlet cheekbone fillers inserted or she had a ribbon lift or something, and her face looked so painful for several years. But it doesn’t anymore. She’s had to let go of her oversized cheekbones, but her face looks softer. I’m sure she’s had so much work done, but it’s better work than she got a few years ago.

I’m also including photos of Celine Dion (she’s 45!) in Atelier Versace. God, doesn’t Celine look amazing? I wouldn’t be surprised if Celine gets some occasional Botox, but I appreciate that she doesn’t look waxy or frozen. This Versace is great on her too – very few women could pull off that color.

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Here we have some of the lesser fashion from last night’s Billboard Awards. We’ll have more coming up for you shortly. Taylor Swift was the big winner and took home eight awards! She won for Artist of the Year, Album of the Year, and Female Artist of the Year among others. In this post we’re talking about some of the lesser celebrities and musicians, and who better to start with than engaged Canadian couple Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger? Neither of these two was nominated for anything, although Avril was a presenter. She wore her best black leather strapless mini-dress paired with ridiculous black gladiator shoes and a few extra applications of liquid eyeliner. She accessorized with stacks of rhinestone (I’m guessing) bracelets and a giant cocktail ring to balance out her huge pear-shaped engagement ring. These two look perfect for each other, don’t they?

Also in black we have Hayden Panettiere, who was unfortunately not accompanied by her hulk of a man, boxing legend Wladimir Klitschko. We’ve heard for weeks that Hayden and Wladimir are engaged and yet she hasn’t been wearing a ring. They were just spotted together last week, so I’m not suggesting there’s trouble, just that I bet Wladimir isn’t as gung-ho about getting married as sources would like us to believe.

Hayden is in Halston Heritage. That’s a gorgeous dress that flatters her but it’s a little conservative for this event. I love her styling! Check out the little gems in her hair and her very understated blush-colored makeup accented with green eyeshadow. She’s so pretty.

Jennifer Morrison is also in black, in one of the unfortunate trends of the night – see through gowns. She’s in a designer I’ve never heard of before, Kristian Aadnevik, and this dress is just awful. It looks like something out of the Fredericks catalog. It’s little more than lingerie with a mesh skirt overlay. Morrison rarely gets it right and needs a new stylist. Something nice – her hair and makeup are well done.

Here’s another see through dress, although this certainly isn’t the last of them – Emmy Rossum in polkadot Zuhair Murad. This long fishtail gown is too fancy and fussy, and it looks bizarre with the mesh paneling. Plus her matronly updo is dragging this look down. She looks hot despite all that though, and I really like her makeup.

Jenny McCarthy wore her best black cotton tank top with a blue cut-out glitter skirt paired with platform ankle boots. Trash to the E. This is actually a whole “look” by Tom Ford. Maybe he’s letting his interns design now that he has a baby at home.

Finally Chloe Moretz, 16, was cute in a Fendi minidress. This dress reminds me of some of Emma Watson’s looks and I really like the bold mix of patterns. It would have worked better with some neutral shoes, those clunky checkerboard shoes are overkill.

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Here are some photos from last night’s GLAAD Awards gala in LA. Bill Clinton was the big winner (he took home the Advocate for Change Award), but Jennifer Lawrence was the big star of the show. Jennifer showed off her new shorter haircut which… I think it looks cute? I have the feeling that she wanted something a bit more rock-and-roll, but in the end it just looks cute rather than hardcore. I really dislike her David Koma dress though – if the skirt was just a straight, fitted pencil skirt, I would like it, but that stiff-looking flair is terrible. From the waist up, she’s totally fine. Her makeup is especially good here.

Hilariously, I’m starting to think that Jennifer is just one of those young ladies adored by (much) older men. Remember when Jack Nicholson hit on Jennifer after the Oscars? Well, the same think kind of happened at the GLAAD Awards with Bill Clinton. According to E! News, Jennifer and Harvey Weinstein did a presentation about Bubba and Jennifer flubbed Clinton’s name on stage. Clinton reacted by mouthing the words “I love it” and then saying, “I don’t know why Harvey made Jennifer do that. She really was like 2-years-old when I became president. I met her backstage and she looked like she was touring the Museum of Natural History.” And then Bubba went in for the kill (okay, it doesn’t say that but you know he did).

More photos from the GLAAD Awards…. Rumer Willis looks pretty here, right? For her.

Chris Evans and a dude I’m assuming is Chris’s gay brother. Chris has been a gay-rights advocate for years, and he’s talked movingly about his gay brother many times.

Elle Fanning in Lanvin. The dress is really pretty, but I think the color is wrong on someone so pale.

God, Naya Rivera has lost a lot of weight, right?

I’m positive that Kyle Richards has worn this same gown to like three events this year.

Oh, hello Matt Bomer!

Kiki Dunst wore Emilio Pucci. It’s pretty but unmemorable.

Kelly Rowland looks really good! She looks badass in this white outfit.

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As you can see from the photo above, Miranda Lambert was one of the big winners at last night’s Academy of Country Music Awards. She took home Female Vocalist of the Year, Single Record of the Year, and Song of The Year for “Over You,” which she wrote with with her husband, Blake Shelton. (These two also won the CMA Song of The Year award for “Over You” back in November.) Other winners included Luke Bryan for Entertainer of The Year and Jason Aldean for Male Vocalist. A complete list of winners is here.

We’re focusing on the fashion in this post. Kaiser has already covered some big names and Bedhead will have more shortly. First off is Miranda’s look for the press room. She’s in a plunging little black dress showing a lot of cleavage. (I don’t have a designer ID on her dress yet.) I do like this dress and find it sexy and flattering, if a bit predictable, but I wish she would have gone with some daintier shoes. Those cage shoes are kind of dominating the look. Miranda wore two other gowns last night: one of those short black sequin dresses she loves along with a leather corset and fringed skirt combo which was killer. You can see those dresses along with her performance here.

In contrast, Shania Twain was firmly stuck in the 90s in this bizarre black strapless tiered mullet gown with a cutout back. She paired it with some awful knee high boots with a floral print. Hideous. Plus check out her too-long curly extensions. I had hair like this in the 90s and I would have thought that gown was hot back in 1991. Something nice: I like her cool cuff bracelet. The logical choice would have been to go with silver jewelry to match this outfit, but she came up with “gold” so I guess that’s somewhat creative. Poor Shania needs a stylist.

Finally, I’m adding Dog The Bounty Hunter and Beth Chapman for obvious reasons. This lady needs a boob reduction. That looks really painful. If Shania is stuck in the 90s, these people are stuck in the 80s, but even back then this would have been incredibly trashy. It’s like she’s emulating Dolly Parton but thought she needed to take it up a few notches.

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Here are some more photos from the Academy of Country Music Awards, which aired last night on CBS. You can read about the winners here. Faith Hill attended the ACMs because Tim McGraw was performing with some other country stars – correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think Faith performed at all? Which is fine. I’m just trying to keep it straight. There are some photos of Faith where she looks somewhat normal, and then there are some pics where you can see all of the work that she’s had done. It’s not just Botox, but ‘Tox is definitely a co-conspirator. Anyway, she wore this Chado Ralph Rucci dress (which I thought was a gaucho jumpsuit at first). Look at that high slit. YIKES. Dear Faith, I do not need to see your ACM Beav.

Here’s Jewel in a Georges Chakra Couture pageant dress in a really bad color. This whole thing just looks so cheap! I think Jewel is really pretty but NO on this dress.

LL Cool J was there! I know, it’s weird. But the ACMs aired on CBS, and I think CBS just gets LL Cool J to cohost all of their events these days because he’s a big star on NCIS: LA.

Here’s Luke Bryan, who was a big winner last night.

Hunter Hayes (my mom love him) and Stevie Wonder. Stevie’s looking good!

And here’s Keith Urban, who was without Nicole Kidman. Shock. I don’t get why all the women were wearing evening gowns and so many of the dudes were wearing jeans. I think Keith is wearing lifts too.

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Here is a tale of two country music blondes and how they deal with their stagnating styles in different ways. Some say Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift are nemeses. Some say that the drama between them in manufactured by the media because everybody loves a good girl-fight. I don’t know. All I do know is that Swifty really, really needs to change up her look because she looked flat-out terrible at last night’s Academy of Country Music Awards.

Swifty wore this gold, sparkly Dolce & Gabanna dress which… I guess the good thing about it is that her bolt-ons aren’t spilling out. But we’ve seem similar looks on Swifty a million times before (and she’s done this “sparkly metallic dress, hair back” looks better in previous appearances too), and at this point, it’s her default and it’s aggressively boring. I know the ACMs are not some mecca of high-fashion, but this is really cheap-looking and pageant-y even for Swifty. And I just can’t with the ponytail and bangs at this point. Ugh. Something nice: I’m glad she’s not wearing red lipstick and I like her earrings.

Quite honestly, I was expecting Carrie Underwood to wear a sparkly pageant gown like Swifty’s for the ACMs. That’s Carrie’s default too, although she usually goes strapless and sparkly, with big blonde pageant hair. So imagine my surprise when I didn’t really hate that Carrie changed it up. Carrie’s dress is Naeem Khan, a big, bold print that actually looks pretty good on her, right? It could have gone horribly wrong, but I think it works…? I especially like the black belt. My least favorite part? The hair. I don’t mind that she pulled it back and still managed to make it “big” but it looks too messy for the dress.

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Here are some final fashion photos from the Kids Choice Awards Saturday night. (Kaiser and Bedhead have some earlier coverage.) It’s a very fun end to a protracted awards season, and included a heavy-duty sliming of Sandra Bullock and Neil Patrick Harris. A list of winners is here.

First off we have Jessica Alba in a Mary Katrantzou A-line white cap sleeve dress with a blue, teal and pink line design. (Our friends at Red Carpet Fashion Awards have the link to the dress on Net-a-Porter. It’s $4k! It’s doubtful Alba paid a dime for it of course.) It’s a very event-appropriate, cute look for her. Some may think that the curlicue design is too precious, but I love this look. Her hair and makeup are so well done too. One complaint: her shoes are too cutesy. (I have an aversion to bows on shoes, it doesn’t matter if they’re Louboutins.) Some plain pumps or strappy heels would have looked more elegant.

Here are Jaden and Willow Smith looking cute but serious. Can you believe they’re just 14 and 12? They’re both stars now and they’re used to red carpets. I love Willow’s little crop jean jacket, and I like how she paired combat boots with a dress! I used to do that in the late 80s, but my combat boots were from the military supply store, not Chanel. Jaden is dressing like Justin Bieber and I’ll leave it at that.

Here’s Kylie Jenner, whom Jaden was seen out with in London earlier this month. Her sister Kendall didn’t show up, (or least wasn’t on the red carpet that I can find) which makes me wonder if she had another engagement or if she just didn’t want to come. She’s said she’s not as into fame so she may be avoiding these things. Kylie, 15, is wearing a lot of makeup, but she’s covered up well and she’s even wearing hose. Her hoodie dress is adorable.

Finally Lucy Hale of Pretty Little Liars is looking super cute in white Christian Dior. I love this retro look!

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Here are some photos from last night’s Kids Choice Awards. I always forget about this awards show! Probably because I ever watch. You can see the list of winners here – One Direction won Favorite music group, The Hunger Games was declared Favorite Movie, and LeBron James was declared Favorite Male Athlete. And little Kristen Stewart won Favorite Actress, because that’s exactly what this awards show is – a celebration of actors like Kristen Stewart. I have to wonder if many of these “kids” really understand the scandal surrounding Kristen last year. Did their parents explain it to them?

Believe it or not, I actually like the way Kristen looks here. I like it when she’s got her hair this dark brown color, plus she looks like she recently bathed!! Her navy polka-dotted two-piece romper thing is by Osman, and once again… I don’t hate it at all. The color is great on her, and it’s perfectly appropriate for a kids’ awards show, although maybe the shorts are a tad too short? Still, it’s not like she’s hanging out of it, so that’s good.

Here’s Fergie showing off her tiny little bump in a Mary Katrantzou fishtank dress. The crazy pattern actually camouflages her bump. Don’t let Kim Kardashian know that!! Kim will try to do this and she’ll look like an actually fishtank.

Ke$ha looks just like a young Elton John if Elton wore a cheap-looking blonde wig in his youth.

I don’t care for Kristen Wiig’s shoes (look at her huge feet!) but I like everything else, especially her makeup. She looks especially pretty and low-key here. I’m glad she’s no longer styling herself to look like Jennifer Aniston. This is an improvement.

And here’s Khloe Kardashian. She’s lost some weight and this dress is maybe one of the most flattering things she’s ever worn. She looks GREAT!

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Here are some of the hot dudes of the Spirit Awards. Hopefully more hot dudes will show up at the Oscars, because the Spirits didn’t seem as dong-tastic as they have in years past. But here’s some good news: Matthew McConaughey was there, he’s gained some weight back AND he won Best Supporting Actor for Magic Mike, so things are looking pretty good for Ol’ JK Livin’. Plus, he’ll probably end 2013 with a slew of nominations for The Dallas Buys Club too, so we are in the midst of The Year of McConaughey.

Other things to mention – I can’t help it, I adore Jeremy Renner. He’s my pocket boyfriend, and he’s lovely. There are rumors that his ex-girlfriend gave birth to a baby girl, but nothing has been confirmed. Let’s see… Bradley Cooper desperately needs to shave. I hope someone tells him that before the Oscars. I don’t know why Bruce Willis was there, but he’s looking pretty good. I’m also including photos of Daniel Radcliffe (love), John Hawkes (he won Best Actor for The Sessions), Common (I LOVE HIM), Paul Rudd (who is hiding his ageless face underneath a bad beard), and Ron Livingston (just because he’s so handsome).

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These are some photos from last night’s Independent Spirit Awards, which is the independent-film awards always held the night before the Oscars. You can read the winners list here – Silver Linings Playbook won big, taking home Best Picture, Best Director and Best Actress. The awards show goes down in a tent, and as such, the whole thing is pretty low-key. Most ladies wear simple dresses or slacks and a cute top. This year it seemed like some of the ladies were overdoing it. Let’s start with Salma Hayek and her husband Francois-Henri Pinault. I’m not sure why Salma was there…? She’s due to present at the Oscars tonight too, and I’m sure Pinault will be on the red carpet with her there too. She’s wearing Alexander McQueen here – I kind of don’t hate it? It’s not the best thing, but it’s interesting and it’s appropriate for the occasion.

Amy Poehler in David Meister. It’s a cute look, and this is the best her breakup bangs have looked thus far (which isn’t saying much). I like the pop of the red shoes and red clutch.

Kerry Washington in head-to-toe Giambattista Valli. On any other girl, I think I might have flat-out hated this, but I kind of think Kerry is pulling it off. It looks like she’s wearing a Monet, right? One complaint: the shoes are too matchy-matchy with the dress.

Camila Alves was my pick (along with Jennifer Lawrence, who Bedhead will cover in a moment) for Most Overdressed At the Spirits. Camila wore this full-on Escada gown in a cloying shade of pink. I mean… she looks beautiful and I can’t believe how quickly her body snaps back into shape after having a baby, but this is too much for the Spirits. This dress would have been great at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

And lastly, here’s Zoe Saldana in Dolce & Gabbana. I rarely think that big stripes are a good idea, but Zoe’s got the slim, tall figure to make this look chic. Not bad at all.

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