In Balthazar Getty’s defense, it’s not like he wore this to a red carpet or something. In the lack of Balthy’s defense, however, if this is how he dresses “casually” then we might have some problems. Even a traditionally stylish man would have problems making this outfit work. If Michael Fassbender showed up in this outfit… well, I would still hit it, and I would try to take off the pink pants with my teeth, but I would still be grossed out. I’m not going to bash the dude for not being afraid of color – but a nipple-hugging yellow shirt with PINK pants and a green shoes? For real?

And before you’re all “Oh, those are women’s pants”… DON’T. They’re men’s pants!! Look at the way they fit him!

CB and I were wondering if perhaps this is all an evil plot by Balthazar’s wife Rosetta. She’s actively trying to make Balthy look as unattractive as possible in the hopes that Sienna Miller’s vadge of doom will simply stay in England and never bother Balthy again. You’re rolling your eyes at me, I can tell. Don’t be so sure I’m wrong! Remember Rosetta Getty’s Harper’s Bazaar interview and how crazy and smug she was about Balthy coming back to her after a year of Sienna’s vadge of doom? Go here for a refresher. Rosetta is totally not over the whole Sienna debacle. And my guess is that Balthy’s not over it either. I’m sure these pink pants are some kind of “I LURVE YOU” signal to Sienna. Too bad she’s already moved on to Tom Sturridge (and SPARKLES!).

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Page Six released some meager excerpts from Balthazar and Rosetta Getty’s Harper’s Bazaar profile early this morning, and now Bazaar sent us the complete piece, with the above photo. Balthy looks… Jesus. It all seems so weak and staged and dumb. I don’t know why Rosetta is bothering me so much – she just seems so cocky, like she won some big prize by letting her husband come back after he spent more than a year publicly f-cking Sienna Miller. The full interview is here, and here are the highlights:

Balthy: “Here’s the bottom line: It was a very challenging time for everybody involved,” says Balthazar, 35, “but I loved and missed my family too much not to make it work. Rosetta is understanding enough and spiritual enough to let us try. In a way it—I don’t know …I feel like we’re better than we’ve ever been.”

Rosetta: “I’m open to talking about it because I believe we go through things in a public way to help other people get through it. I’d love to talk about it more with people when I’m clearer about it,” she says. “I’m going to have to explain this to my daughters one day. I chose not to act from ego because I just felt like it would be too crushing for my children.”

Balthazar: “You can do two things in life when an obstacle comes your way: You can tackle it, or you can allow it to break you down.”

Balthy: “I wouldn’t say I had an easy childhood, but I always felt loved. My mom didn’t pressure me to win. I didn’t need to be the best at anything,” he says. “Our culture is so focused on competition right now: who’s the best singer or the best designer. That’s not something we want to enforce in this house.”

Rosetta: “I was raised in sort of a commune,” Rosetta starts in her slow, thoughtful way. “An extended spiritual family they called a brotherhood. We were all named by the same guru. I’m not going to say the word cult, but …” she trails off and starts laughing. “My parents were full-on hippies in the ’70s. I was raised by artists, and there weren’t any boundaries.”

Rosetta: “I chose this. I love my kids and I love my work. I’m so grateful to have this. It’s a big life and it’s exhausting, but I wouldn’t trade it.”

Balthazar: “I’m not so good with early, so that’s Rosetta’s thing,” he says. “She’s up and gets them where they need to go, but I’m usually the last person they see at night before they go to sleep.”

Rosetta: “We’ll always have to love each other through our ups and downs,” says Rosetta. “We have to support each other.”

Rosetta: “Who wears the pants?” asks Rosetta with a sly smile. “I think we all know who really wears the pants in any family. And we can leave it at that.”

[From Harper’s Bazaar]

Rosetta… what are you doing? God knows what sort of international STDs Balthy brought home, and now the whole world knows… what? That you think it’s fine to allow your husband to f-ck another woman – very publicly, mind you – for more than a year? Granted, we don’t know how Rosetta made Balthy “pay” and we only get to see this very staged and ridiculous photo shoot and interview. Maybe it’s not all roses, and maybe she’s not really that f-cking smug. Perhaps part of Balthy’s apology to her was this sh-t-eating interview. But now I’m mad at both of them! I know that’s wrong – after all, Rosetta is probably just thinking about her family, and she and Balthy really do seem pretty strong in this interview. But it also seems like Balthy now knows what he can get away with and how far he can go and his wife will still take him back. And judging from the photo shoot, it also seems like Rosetta’s main concern is that they now look like this big happy family. Am I wrong for thinking that Rosetta is partially aiming these photos at Sienna, like “Look at this, whore, you didn’t break us up”? Meanwhile, Sienna completely forgot she ever f-cked Balthy. She’s all “who?”

Photos courtesy of Bazaar.

For more than a year throughout the summer of 2008 and past the summer of 2009, Balthazar Getty was engaged in a very public affair with Sienna Miller. To this day, neither Balthy or Sienna has really explained their actions publicly. It wasn’t like they were hiding either – there were topless vacations for the benefit of the paparazzi, there were holidays spent with the mistress rather than his wife and four children, and there was Sienna Miller’s attempt at making herself the victim in the situation (“I was really naïve and trusting” she told Vogue, before going on yet another topless vacation with the still-married Getty). Throughout it all, Balthy’s wife Rosetta refused to file for divorce – and some believe (like me) that Rosetta kept her eye on the Getty fortune, and the rumors that Rosetta and her kids would get less money if there was a divorce rather than an eventual reconciliation.

Well, in the end, Sienna left Balthy for a various string of hookups and a reconciliation with Jude Law, and Balthy went crawling back to Rosetta. So Rosetta was smart right? She waited it out, kept her eye on the money, raised their kids, and eventually Balthy came back and now all is well? Sure. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Balthy is interviewed for some reason, and he tries to explain what happened:

Balthazar Getty tells Harper’s Bazaar how his marriage survived a fling with Sienna Miller. Getty was photographed in 2008 kissing a topless Miller on vacation.

“Here’s the bottom line: It was a very challenging time for everybody involved,” says Balthazar, 35, in the October issue. “But I loved and missed my family too much not to make it work. [Wife] Rosetta is understanding enough and spiritual enough to let us try.”

[From Page Six]

“Understanding and spiritual enough to let us try”? What in the open marriage hell is that? Don’t get me wrong, I kind of understand this argument in retrospect – Rosetta could have been “There won’t be a divorce, but you can have your whore.” And Balthy was all “Thank you!” But I don’t really think that’s the way it played out in real time, you know? Mainly because Rosetta and her Hollywood friends made sure they did real, substantial damage to Sienna Miller’s career (it still hasn’t recovered), and Balthy f-cked himself out of a decent role in television, and probably some other stuff too. I think Rosetta was actually pissed off, and it wasn’t an issue of “letting us try.” It was a matter of “When that whore dumps him and he comes crawling back, he’s going to have to pay for a LONG TIME.”

By now you’ve read the reports that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are pretty much back together. After reports spread that they’d been spending some quality time together (re: having sex, getting drunk, eating pizza, in whatever order), Jude and Sienna stepped out this week for a semi-attached announcement. They let themselves be photographed separately, within seconds of each other, exiting the same apartment. Oh my God, they’re back together!

This is bad news for anyone who had their hopes pinned on Sienna going back for the millionth time with Balthazar Getty. Those two have been on-and-off for the better part of two years, all the while he’s been married. Not even officially separated or anything from his wife Rosetta! Anyway, Balthy must have gone crawling back to Rosetta for the bajillionth time since Sienna’s vadge is for Jude only (this week), and now the National Enquirer is reporting that Balthy is turning to Kabbalah to save his troubled marriage. Because I guess wearing a red string is easier than not f-cking Sienna whenever she gets drunk (every night). Here are the highlights from the Enquirer’s report:

A source claims: “Balthazar has been attending the same Kabbalah center that Demi Moore and Ashton attend for support. The sessions are very much like going to an AA meeting, so it has helped Balthy, who is a former drug addict and alcoholic, stay sober.”

Balthy allegedly ended his “fling” with Sienna a few months ago – and begged his wife for another chance. Although Rosetta let him move back into their house, she was “still angry that he betrayed her and embarrassed her in front of the whole world. Balthy apologized over and over again but Rosetta was humiliated.”

“She doesn’t trust Balthy and told him that getting back together like nothing happened is not that easy and that it will take time.”

Because of the tension, Balthy moved to the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood temporarily, says the source.

“Balthy is doing all of the right things to fix his marriage – but working things out would depend on Rosetta at this point.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 14, 2009]

Yeah, whatever. You know that when Jude dumps Sienna (or when he gets some random woman pregnant, or when he bangs another nanny, or some new sexual exploit), Sienna will be calling up Balthy, weeping and begging for another topless vacation. And he’ll probably go. Wearing a red string.

Here’s my question – what the hell is Rosetta thinking? I get that he’s the father of their children, and she believes in family and all that jazz. I also get that her payday is a lot bigger if she stays with Balthazar now. But after all of the Sienna stuff, and Balthazar’s total lack of shame about openly keeping a high-profile mistress, I really have to wonder if Rosetta isn’t just as crazy as Balthy.

Balthazar and Rosetta Getty in Los Angeles on October 4, 2009. Credit: WENN.

This morning, I read a little item in Page Six about Sienna Miller reuniting with her alleged ex, Slinky Wizard (George Barker). It was an innocuous little report about the two of them shopping for vintage lingerie together, and how it looked like Sienna and Slinky were still together, despite the reports that they had split.

That was fast! Just days after Sienna Miller reportedly gave DJ Slinky Wizard the kiss-off, the PDA-friendly couple was shopping for vintage (but never worn) underwear in SoHo. Our spies caught the Broadway beauty and the Brit disc-spinner (real name, George Barker) snapping up the old-style undies, a “Heart Print” crop top and other items at Only Hearts on Mott Street yesterday.

“They seemed very much a couple,” said our snitch. “George was talking about how he was excited about their plans for the night.”

Last weekend, reports out of London had Miller dumping the Slink-man because she wasn’t up for a transatlantic romance.

“That didn’t look to be the case,” our spy said. And, despite seeming to be a bit behind schedule, Miller “was very pleasant and kind,” said our witness. “She left some pieces in the dressing room when she left and apologized to the staff for not bringing them back out to put on the selling floor.”

[From Page Six]

She tried on underwear and then left it on the floor of the dressing room? God, Sienna is so gross. Anyway, when I talked about Sienna’s alleged Slinky split earlier this week, I even noted that I thought there was a possibility that Sienna and Balthazar Getty could be secretly dating still. Now the Blathy has hit the fan! Michael K at Dlisted pointed out that Gawker has a source who claims that Sienna was actually with Balthy at Only Hearts, not Slinky. Gawker claims: “We don’t know who’s right, but our snitch says she also saw Sienna shopping at the Only Hearts store in SoHo, but she wasn’t with Nobody Beats the Wiz, but with Balthazar Getty. We don’t know who is right, and actually it is kinda hard to tell them apart.” Michael K even pulled a report from Pop Sugar (photos here)from earlier this week – where Balthy and Sienna were getting manicures together! Son of a…

Sienna Miller was in a shaggy coat to walk her dog Bess in NYC yesterday, but her company this afternoon was a little more unexpected — she was spotted getting manicures and massages alongside none other than Balthazar Getty.

The duo tried to go incognito and looked a little shaken up when they realized they’d been spotted. Sienna took off with Bess for another stroll, leaving Balthazar to head elsewhere in his Dodgers cap.

It was recently rumored that Sienna has officially parted ways from her Summer fling, George “Slinky Wizard” Barker, and Jude Law’s reps shot down whispers of their reconciliation. Sienna’s love life is never dull, but it looks like Balthazar’s back in the picture even if George and Jude aren’t.

[From Pop Sugar]

I totally believe that Balthy and Sienna are still together. I think they’ve always been together, and they’ve just been keeping their affair on the downlow because of all of the horrible press they both got. I think Sienna may have briefly dated Slinky Wizard, but her heart wasn’t in it, probably because there was too little drama. I can’t wait for Sienna’s next round of “f-ck off, I was naïve about Balthy” interviews. There’s probably even a topless vacation with Balthy in her future!

Here’s Sienna taking her dog for a walk in New York City this morning. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

It may be over for Sienna Miller and her utterly drama-less unmarried boyfriend, DJ Slinky Wizard, also known as George Barker. After spending some time making out and humping in front of photographers and various media types for a few months over the summer, Slinky seems to be out of sight and out of mind. I think this report originated in the British tabloids – Starpulse claims it’s source as the Sunday Mirror, but I can’t find the original report. Even though the sourcing is iffy, I’ve been thinking for about a month now that Sienna and Slinky are likely kaput. He hasn’t been in New York at all for her Broadway show, they haven’t been photographed together in a while, and Sienna can’t live without drama:

Sienna Miller has reportedly ended her relationship with British DJ Slinky Wizard – because of her work commitments in the U.S. The actress had been dating the beatmaker – real name George Barker – since July but recently moved over to New York for her turn in Broadway production After Miss Julie.

And it seems the pair was unable to maintain their romance with the distance of the Atlantic between them, according to Britain’s Sunday Mirror newspaper.

A source tells the publication, “We had all hoped Sienna and George would be a long-term relationship. They always looked so happy together. But they realized it wasn’t going to last the distance with Sienna being out in New York with the play for the foreseeable future, so they agreed to part ways.”

“Long-distance love isn’t something they were prepared to do and it was a mutual thing that they decided to part. They’ll remain pals and who knows what the future will bring?”

[From Starpulse]

There are several interesting aspects of this report – mainly because Sienna never stays single for long, and because of who she’s been hanging out with while in New York. While I had fears that she would get her claws into a very married Jonny Lee Miller, it’s now looking like Sienna has been trying to get back with Jude Law, her one-time fiancée. Reports have been surfacing that Jude and Sienna have been spending time together in New York (where Jude is also doing a play). And Sienna The Drama Queen is returning to weep energetically in front of the paparazzi. What does it all mean?

The pressure of acting on Broadway a block away from ex Jude Law is apparently getting to Sienna Miller. The beauty got teary on the street when the paparazzi asked her about Law as she walked her dog in the West Village Thursday morning.

A spy said, “Just before she got home, she had an outburst, told the photographers to [bleep] off and burst into tears.”

Law’s rep has denied reports he and Miller were rekindling their romance. They broke up in 2006 when Law’s affair with his children’s nanny was revealed.

[From Page Six]

You know who has been left unmentioned? Balthazar Getty. I still think Balthy and Sienna are at the very least still in contact, still loosely “dating”, but that’s just my theory. Balthy gave a quote to OK! Magazine recently where he was asked about Sienna. Balthy said: “It’s very difficult when you read about your own love life. It’s hard to have to share that with the world.” Sounds awfully… current, doesn’t it? So, if I was putting money on this, I’d say there’s another topless vacation with Balthy happening at some point, but there’s also a possibility of a drama-filled reunion with Jude.

Sienna Miller is shown taking her dog for a walk in NY on 10/3009 (black purse; Credit: Pacific Coast News, and on 10/29/09 (red purse; Credit: Fame Pictures

Sienna Miller is still giving some interviews here and there to promote her role in After Miss Julie on Broadway. Sienna spoke to Rush & Malloy (from the NYDN) about one of the “stunts” that she and costar Jonny Lee Miller have to perform every night. Apparently, the play calls for Sienna to grab Jonny’s… what shall we call them…? His “boys”? His nuggets? His tea bags? His plums? His stones? His walnuts? His jewels? His sweet potatoes? I could go on. But I’ll stop. Anyway, Sienna has to “grab” Jonny’s man-jigglies and according to Jonny, he’s not worried about it whatsoever. He defends Sienna by saying she’s “skilled” at what she has to do:

Sienna Miller storied love life has obviously left her with a little learning about the care and handling of men’s privates.

In her Broadway play, “After Miss Julie,” there’s a scene where Sienna’s character flies into a rage and grabs the scrotum of her co-star, Jonny Lee Miller. She’s quite convincing.
How does she manage to put Jonny’s family jewelry in such a vise without hurting him?

“I shouldn’t give away the secret,” the actress told us at the play’s opening last week. “But I’m obviously not doing what it looks like. I grab a bit of his thigh.”

Jonny, who no doubt learned to tolerate firm-handed women during his marriage to Angelina Jolie, vouched that the scene doesn’t make him nervous. “I don’t wear a cup or anything,” he laughed. “She’s a skilled actress.”

Should Sienna’s claw miss its target by an inch one night, muscular Jonny allowed, he might have an involuntary reaction. “She’d fly off the stage in a second,” he predicted.
We asked Sienna whether two of the Broadway stars who’ve helped her train for the scene, her ex-lovers Jude Law and Daniel Craig, had come to see her.

“Not yet,” said Sienna, who’s twice seen Law in “Hamlet.” “But it’s very difficult when you’re all onstage at the same time.”

Does she see New York as a refuge from Britain’s class system, as the characters in her play do?

“I think the class system is as prevalent here as it is in England,” she said. “But I think America is massively optimistic. I love coming here.”

[From Rush & Malloy]

I really hope Sienna and Jonny don’t hook up. I don’t want her claws anywhere near him or his walnuts. But that’s life, I suppose. Sometimes life hands you lemons and you have to grab those lemons and twist. Too much?

In one more piece of Sienna-grabbing-family-jewels news, Balthazar Getty gave a quote to OK! Magazine UK over the weekend, and it’s very cryptic. Balthy says: “It’s very difficult when you read about your own love life. It’s hard to have to share that with the world.” Uh… so, are they still dating? Because the last we heard was Balthy and Lindsay Lohan were hooking up.

Here is Lindsay Lohan at the 2009 Whitney Museum Gala at The Whitney Museum of American Art in New York last night. Where do I even start? Well, Lindsay’s dirty face is back. So I guess she’s back to self-tanning her face. Either than or she really needs to review her foundation choices. Now, for Lindsay’s fashion choices. Lindsay decked herself out in her finest fluffy pink bathroom rug/coat and a shiny gold strapless cocktail dress. The dress isn’t bad, actually. It’s pretty cute. Paired with the pink rug, however, and the high-fashion statement kind of dies a quick death. Plus, Lindsay tops off the ensemble with her pissed-off addict face. She wears that expression a lot – whenever I see her looking like she’s about to tell someone off, I always think “Yeah, she’s high.”

In other Lindsay news, it seems that Samantha Ronson isn’t totally out of her life, as Lindsay’s cracked-out tweets last week would have us believe. People Magazine notes that after Lindsay’s make-out/hookup session with still-married Balthazar Getty over the weekend, Lindsay went to see Samantha deejay at Teddy’s in Hollywood:

After getting close with actor Balthazar Getty earlier in the week, Lindsay Lohan capped off her weekend with a trip to Teddy’s at The Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood to see her on-and-off-again love Samantha Ronson deejay for the crowd, which included Leonardo DiCaprio. The ladies talked non-stop while Ronson spun classics from Guns N’ Roses and Jay-Z during her set, before leaving the club together.

[From People]

While Lindsay was on the red carpet for the Whitney Gala, she spoke to Gossip Cop and denied the whole Balthazar Getty story. She said the rumored hookup was “not true.” She also said that they had just “met for the first time” and asked “Where are the pictures?” to prove People’s story. Lindsay also said: “You think I would do that to Sam [Ronson]? I love her.” Oh, for the love of God. While it’s nice to think that Lindsay and Balthazar didn’t really hookup, I tend to think Lindsay is lying as usual, and People probably got it right.

Lindsay also confirmed that she will seek a restraining order against her father because she fears he might be serious about kidnapping her. She told Gossip Cop, ““I’m going to do it in LA” because, in Gossip Cop’s words, “she’s less afraid of him in New York than in LA, where, we’re told, he unexpectedly showed up to her house.” Ugh. This family.

Photo credit: WENN.com

You know how we’re always like “Lindsay Lohan is a crackhead mess, anyone who has anything to do with her is probably on a very self-destructive path”? Well, Lindsay got her hooks into a new victim! It looks like my guess/assumption that Samantha Ronson dumped Lindsay was correct – I judged it from Lindsay’s crack tweets last week, which included coked-up musings like “u’ve done nothing but break my heart” and “Sorry for falling for you”. It seems that post-split, Lindsay is back to men. One married man, to be specific. People Magazine, of all legit sources, claims that Lindsay was spotted making out with the still-married Balthazar Getty over the weekend:

Lindsay Lohan arriving at West Hollywood nightspot Voyeur with Sienna Miller’s ex, Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty. Sneaking in through the club’s backdoor, the pair were all over each other at a table in the front of the room, according to a clubgoer. The duo stayed for less than half an hour before leaving the nightclub, where Whitney Port, Ryan Phillippe and Matthew Perry were also having a good time.

[From People]

Oh, God. This is going to get really messy. First, a word about whether this is really legit. I’m going to say “totally”. It is People, and they wouldn’t report this without good sourcing. People also memorably took Balthazar’s wife’s side in the nearly two-year Sienna Miller debacle, so it looks like People still has pretty good anti-Balthazar sources.

Honestly, though, I kept waiting for yet another topless vacation for Sienna Miller and Balthazar. Even though she’s been spotted with a new boyfriend, I thought she and Balthy were probably still in contact, but simply keeping a lower profile for a short time. They were last spotted together in July. Shortly after that, it looked like Balthy went back to his wife, Rosetta. So… what will Rosetta do about Lindsay Lohan? Rosetta and her industry friends did some serious damage to Sienna’s career, but Lindsay is already at rock bottom within the industry. Maybe making out with Lohan is enough to finally get the Getty’s divorce paperwork going?

Balthazar Getty is shown on 10/7/09. Lindsay Lohan is shown on 9/15/09. Credit: PRPhotos.

Sienna Miller has a new boyfriend, and from what I can tell, he isn’t married. The guy is 27-year-old George Baker, also known as Slinky Wizard. He’s a deejay! Allegedly, they met last month, and have been meeting secretly since. When I tried to google him, all I could find was pictures of this old dude named George Baker, references to The Mentalist’s Simon Baker, and stuff about Slinkys. So, congratulations, Slinky Wizard! You have arrived.

HER love life is highly-publicised. But Sienna Miller’s latest relationship is set to make headlines for a totally different reason.

The G.I. Joe beauty, who has been on a worldwide promotional tour for the new movie, is reportedly dating a man known as Slinky Wizard.

The 27-year-old starlet has been seen enjoying intimate dates with George Barker, a “psychedelic trance” DJ, who insists his friends call him by the name of his alter-ego.

She is said to have met him earlier this year and took him to the Secret Garden Party music festival last month. Since then, the pair have reportedly been meeting in secret and are considering taking a holiday together.

A source revealed: “Sienna and George is still a pretty casual, low-rent thing but they’re both really happy. George is a good, all-round guy and they have friends in common. He’s not famous and isn’t interested in fame.”

“They’ve talked about a holiday together and Ibiza has been discussed.”

[From OK! Magazine UK]

I actually don’t buy this for a minute. I think Sienna and Balthazar Getty are just taking a little break while she promotes G.I. Joe around the world. My guess is that as soon as the publicity tour is over, she and Balthy will be on another topless vacation. Sienna recently talked about the situation with Balthy in her GQ UK cover interview. She admitted that the year-long affair “probably looked awful” but she also claims that she’s been single for a year. Perhaps Sienna is a wee bit of a liar? Or perhaps she just thinks we’re that stupid. She also admitted: “I probably seem like not a particularly nice person, not a girl’s girl. I do think sometimes people get morally superior without understanding situations… And the situation I got into was not ideal, but it happened and if I could go back and be more responsible, I would.” Sienna claims she’s “always kind of done exactly what my instincts said. I have a good brain on me, but I’ve never really used it when it came to making decisions about love, which has been a blessing and a curse.” Who thinks that Sienna’s whole life is a blessing and a curse? Ten bucks says she’ll be topless with Balthy within a month.

Here’s Sienna Miller at the Los Angeles Screening of ‘G.I.JOE: The Rise of Cobra’ on August 6th. Images thanks to WENN.com .