Demi Moore is currently at an unnknown rehab receiving treatment for substance abuse issues and anorexia. Reports had her at the exclusive Cirque Lodge in Utah, but TMZ claims those stories are false and that no one knows exactly where Demi is. (She could be at Cirque and denying it in an attempt to preserve her privacy and keep the paparazzi away. I can’t blame her for that.) Radar reports that patients receiving treatment at Cirque aren’t allowed to weigh themselves or to know their current weight during weigh-ins with a doctor. Wherever Demi is, she’s hopefully detoxing and getting healthy.

The latest issue of US has an article that suggests to me that Demi is not taking responsibility for her addictions, or at least that her family is still in denial about it. It squarely places blame on her ex Ashton Kutcher as somehow triggering Demi’s latest problems. Here’s part of US’ report:

Just one week [prior to Tallulah's 18th birthday party on February 3], [Demi], 49, checked into rehab, a source confirms to Us, to seek treatment for substance abuse and an eating disorder. “Her friends and family wanted her to get help,” says a Moore source. Now Bruce, 56, and Moore’s daughters, Tallulah, Scout, 20, and Rumer, 23, are holding accountable the one person they consider responsible for her troubles – her estranged husband, Ashton Kutcher. “Bruce and the girls hate Ashton,” says another insider close to the actress…

“Her family and friends are happy Ashton is out of her life…

“This think Demi’s breakdown is his fault.” (Another source counters that Rumer, who has visited Kutcher on the Two and a Half Men set postsplit, is still close to the actor.)…

[The friendship between Bruce and Ashton] “was all a show,” the source asserts of the Die Hard actor’s friendliness. “The hatred is long-standing.”

Still, Kutcher, 34, may have made himself too scarce in recent weeks. “Ashton hasn’t been there for her,” says another insider. The one time he went to her house after her hospitalization, she wasn’t even there. But another pal defends Kutcher: “He hasn’t seen her because he doesn’t want to give her the idea that he wants to get back together…”

“Bruce is concerned about Demi,” says a Willis soure. But even he is limited. His wife, Emma Heming-Willis, 33, who is pregnant with their first child, “doesn’t want to expose their baby to any of that drama,” says the source.

[From US Weekly, print edition, February 20, 2012]

I buy that Ashton was an ass to Demi and that he cheated on, lied to and left her. We have no idea what went on in that relationship behind closed doors, or how bad it was. It’s understandable that Demi’s family hates Ashton now. Ultimately Demi is responsible for herself, though. Plenty of women go through infidelity and public humiliation and deal with it in much healthier, constructive ways. Most of those women don’t have a fraction of Demi’s means or opportunities. This is a cop out by Demi’s people. She needs to get more distance from this before putting out the next planted story.

Family photos are from The House Bunny premiere on 8-20-08. Other photo of Demi is from 9-23-11. Credit: WENN.com. Ashton is shown out in LA on 1-3-12. Credit: LRR/FameFlynet Pictures

This week’s In Touch cover story is all about Demi Moore’s OD and downfall, with details we’ve heard before. They do add the claim that Demi has been doing cocaine, which I sort-of buy but I also think it’s possible that she’s only hyped up on “legal” drugs like Adderall, Red Bull, “K2 Spice,” and whip-its. The thing that struck me about this story was the fact that they focus on Demi’s relationship with her two younger daughters, Tallulah, 18, and Scout, 20. Demi seems to have a friendly relationship with her oldest daughter Rumer, 23, as she was partying with Rumer in the days leading up to her hospitalization. Tallulah has been living with her dad, Bruce Willis, for some time, and Scout is off at college. According to In Touch neither daughter has wanted anything to do with their super-embarrassing mom for some time prior to her breakdown. They’re probably worried that she’s going to hit on their male friends, and for good reason. Here’s part of In Touch’s report:

Rumer may be close to her mom, but Demi’s two younger children want nothing to do with her. In fact, a friend says, youngest daughter Tallulah feels much closer to her dad, Bruce Willis – with whom she lives. “She has often requested that Demi not attend public functions with her because she’s afraid of her getting drunk, desperate and flirty,” the friend confides, adding that Tallulah, 18, has been “mortified” by Demi’s wild partying in recent weeks. “She loves her mother, but she wants her to get help,” says the friend, adding that Scout, 20, feels the same. “She’s humiliated by the way Demi’s been acting – and she’s also furious at Rumer, who she feels has been enabling her.” According to the friend, neither Scout nor Tallulah wants anything to do with Demi until she goes through rehab and gets the help she needs.

[From In Touch, print edition, February 13, 2012]

Fat chance that Demi goes to rehab. She’s turning to Kabbalah as usual to help justify her behavior. I doubt it will help her but I hope I’m wrong.

Can you imagine if your mom was partying with your sister and grinding all over guys your age? You would totally try to avoid her. But if she went through a crisis like this, I like to think I’d be there for my mom and I hope that Scout and Tallulah have stepped up.

There are plenty of other recent stories about Demi. People is reporting that Demi’s ex, Bruce Willis, wanted her to get help prior to her OD. They report that Bruce “was worried about her and wanted her to get better. Many of her friends did the same thing, but she just wouldn’t listen.” Paparazzi agency X17 reports that both Bruce and Demi’s more recent ex, Ashton Kutcher, visited her separately on Wednesday. Radar has a story straight from Ashton’s camp about how much he cares for Demi and how he’s been praying for her. I know this is spin, but I want to believe this. Here’s Radar’s report:

Demi Moore’s estranged husband Ashton Kutcher was photographed going to her Benedict Canyon estate on Wednesday, but that wasn’t his first visit to her since her hospitalization, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the Two and a Half Men star has been praying with Demi, and offering support during this tumultuous time in her life.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the 49-year-old actress has been struggling with anorexia and had been taking the prescription drug Adderall leading up to her seizure on January 23.

Kutcher was in Brazil during Moore’s meltdown, and was criticized for partying and being seen at a concert with another woman during Demi’s time of need. However, as soon the Punk’d star returned to LA, he sought counsel and guidance from spiritual advisers at the Kabbalah Center in Beverly Hills on how he could best help Demi.

“This has been a very hard time for Ashton. He loves Demi very much, and he feels absolutely helpless right now,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “Ashton and Demi have been praying together at her house, and he mainly just wants to provide comfort to her right now.

“This absolutely isn’t a reconciliation, but there is still a lot of love there and he would never turn his back on her — it’s just not who Ashton is.”

And, while many people in Demi’s inner circle are pushing her to go to rehab, Ashton isn’t pressuring her at all to do anything she isn’t ready for.

“Ashton has had loved ones in his life that have dealt with addiction issues, and he realizes that it’s counter-productive for someone to be forced to go to rehab,” the insider says. “Ashton knows the addict has to want to get help for themselves. There is a lot of noise around Demi right now, and Ashton wants her to know he is there for her and supports her no matter what.

“Ashton absolutely wants her to get help for what he thinks is the biggest threat to her health, anorexia, but Demi just isn’t ready to take that next step yet.”

[From Radar Online]

The article goes on to claim that Ashton has been “reclusive and very somber” on the set of “Two and a Half Men.” Ashton has been partying his ass off in Brazil, he’s not all down in the dumps over Demi. It took him a while to get back to the US after her health crisis too. I believe he cares about her and is trying to help, but this portrait of him as “reclusive” and “somber” doesn’t ring true with the photos and tweets we’ve seen from him.

I hope that Demi gets sober and well, and that she’s able to retain some sort of career or life’s purpose. She’s supposedly “despondent” that she’s not getting movie roles anymore. Someone moved her cheese and she’s been making herself sick looking for it in the same place over and over again.

Scout is the blonde in sunglasses. She’s shown on 11-25-11 on a day out in Paris with her dad Bruce. Tallulah is shown with her dad and his wife Emma Heming on 2-22-10. She’s shown with her mom on 3-24-08. Rumer and Demi are shown out on 1-14-12. Credit: WENN.com

Here are some new photos of Henry Cavill definitely not being mistaken for Matt Bomer as a flurry of female fans follow him down the street in Hollywood on 1/29. While the initial reaction here is “Wow!” … look at the sign behind Henry. He’s leaving the Chateau Marmont, which is a known place to be seen if one really wants to be seen. Henry’s presence at the Chateau would lend credence to the report that he quite enjoys hitting Vancouver hot spots and being a total babe magnet. Still, he seems to be fending off the paps and the chicks with a stick (ahem, tight pants), and I’ve included more photos of this spectacle at the end of this post. Let’s just assume that Henry was attending a meeting and didn’t have the foresight to arrange for more covert transport from the scene. Hopefully, he didn’t really just show up at the Chateau to incite mayhem and get photographed, right?

We can also forgive Henry for (maybe) schmoozing at a key paparazzi venue after what this next photo (from the DC Universe Twitter page) brings. Here’s Henry posing in his full Superman suit with a wee fan on the set of Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel reboot. Doesn’t this just make your ovaries go “Pop!” with joy?

Well, I bet those guys that once called Henry “Fat Cavill” are regretting their words right now. As they very well should.

Since Man of Steel won’t hit theaters until June 2013, here’s a little something to tide Cavill fans over in the form of a new poster and trailer for Cold Light of Day, a thriller that shows Henry in action mode and (conveniently) “leap[ing from] tall buildings in a single bound.” See what they did there?

Henry stars as a young man on vacation with his family, who gets kidnapped from their boat while Henry is frolicking shirtless in the ocean. Somehow, his father (Bruce Willis) escapes the attackers and then reveals himself as a member of the CIA, which sounds like — let’s face it — the makings of a really stupid movie. In addition, are we really going to buy Bruce Willis as Henry’s dad? I mean, we know what Bruce’s swimmers produce in real life. He has very dominant genes is all I’m saying. Still, can I suspend disbelief in that regard and deal with an entirely ridiculous storyline if it means getting to see Henry shirtless? Well, obviously. Cold Light of Day releases on 4/6, and here’s the trailer.

Now let’s look at more photos of Henry trying to fend off the masses. God, he is such a handsome man.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Twitter; poster courtesy of Rope of Silicon

Above is a photo Rumer Willis tweeted from Paris – Rumer and her sister Scout were in Paris with their father, Bruce Willis, for the youngest Willis girl’s “coming out”. “Coming out” meaning the old-fashioned “coming out as a debutante.” I’ve only known and liked one debutante in my life – cotillions sound like fun, but then you realize how much g–damn work goes into being a debutante, and really, no thanks. Anyway, Tallulah Willis, age 17, had her coming out at Le Bal des Débutantes at the Hotel Crillon – it’s an annual event, and one of the most prestigious debutante balls in the world. Scout had her “coming out” a few years ago too. Tallulah is the one in the black and sparkly dress. I’m honestly and truly not trying to be mean, but… when did Rumer become the prettiest Willis girl? When did that happen?!?

Tallulah Willis is officially a member of high society.

The youngest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore stepped out at Le Bal des Débutantes at Paris’s Hotel Crillon on Saturday night.

Willis, 17, wore a sleeveless black and silver sequined gown by Lanvin. Her hair was up and back in a chignon.

Tallulah’s sisters Rumer Willis and Scout Willis also attended the ball (but not as debutantes), and Rumer Tweeted a picture of them at the event.

Moore, who recently split from husband Ashton Kutcher, did not attend. But the girls’ father accompanied them to Paris and the ball.

“He was a little different than three years ago [when Scout was a debutante], more reserved,” a source at the ball tells PEOPLE. “He was there for his daughter, but protective. It wasn’t until around midnight when he danced with Tallulah that you saw him become more relaxed.”

“He’s a dad and he wanted to be certain she felt the evening was for her,” the source added.

In total, 23 young women – daughters actors, business leaders and aristocrats – from 13 countries made their debut on Saturday night at the ball, which first launched in 1957 and re-launched 20 years ago as a charity fundraiser.

Lauren Bush, who debuted at the ball in 2000, created this year’s beneficiary, the Feed Foundation, which is dedicated to fighting malnutrition.

[From People]

Demi Moore was not at the event – according to reports, she was licking her wounds in Hawaii. I understand that Demi probably didn’t want to pull focus from Scout on her big debutante weekend, but still – it would have been nice if Demi had found a way to be a part of daughter’s big event. As it was, Bruce and his preggo wife Emma did all of the parent stuff, which apparently included a big shopping spree in Paris. Bruce seems like such a cool dad, right? Here are some photos of Bruce and his girls in Paris:

Header photo courtesy of Rumer’s Twitter. Additional pics by WENN & Pacific Coast News.

It looks like Demi and Ashton aren’t about to throw in the towel after the news of Ashton’s condomless cheating with vapid party chicks. We’ve seen them go to Kabbalah camp counseling, and we’ve heard they’re in deep negotiations to save their marriage. Staying with Demi would be a convenient way for Ashton to try and preserve his image after showing that he’s a cheater, a dumbass and a whiner. And of course Demi doesn’t have the self esteem to kick his ass to the curb like he deserves and seems to be asking for.

US Weekly is reporting that Demi and Ashton flew to Turks & Caicos last weekend and stayed at a home that Demi’s ex, Bruce Willis, owns there. They had a brief vacation and probably celebrated Moore’s 49th birthday, which was last Friday the 11th.

Last weekend, the estranged spouses sought refuge in a surprising venue: Moore’s ex-husband Bruce Willis’ vacation home in Turks and Caicos. “They had to get away,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday. “Ashton’s tweeting [about Penn State] was the last straw.” (Last week, Kutcher unwittingly stood up for ousted Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, who was fired amidst a huge child-abuse sex scandal. He later apologized for the incident.)

Kutcher, 33, and Moore, 49, spent time evaluating their marriage following a rocky few months that included Us Weekly’s revelation of the Two and a Half Men star’s infidelities with 22-year-old Sara Leal.

“Things have been very strained,” a source tells Us. “[But] they’re trying to figure things out,” a source tells Us.

[From US Magazine]

While Demi and Ashton were away, Ashton likely cooked up that “living in a bubble” story that was leaked to Page Six all about how we should feel sorry for him since he’s so busy making easy money filming “2 and 1/2 Men,” working on his relationship and Tweeting incessantly that he hasn’t been able to check Google News, glance at a newspaper or turn on CNN. That article, which Kaiser covered on Sunday, was also about how these two are still trying to “save” their relationship. I believe it, and I believe that Ashton will do whatever superficial “work” he needs to in order to convince Demi that he’s serious. He probably loves to have her adoring company, and he loves to have stupid young women adore him on the side. He’s not going to give up either, he’s just going to get smarter about how he cheats.

Does this mean that we should believe that story about Bruce Willis making Ashton cry and beg him for forgiveness for cheating on Demi? Maybe Bruce felt sorry for Ashton and told him he could take Demi to his vacation home, since he wasn’t using it that weekend anyway. I kind of love that visual.

Update Kaiser pointed me to this story in Star [via Jezebel] which claims that Demi likes the ladies. This would be consistent with what we heard from Ashton’s first known mistress, Sara Leal, that Demi and Ashton regularly had threesomes:

A source claims that Demi is attracted to women and much as men, and was cool with Ashton having flirtatious relationships, since she would kiss ladies now and then. But he’s been hooking up with a steady stream of young things and that was never part of the deal. Plus! “Ashton doesn’t have the same kind of respect for her that he once had. At the same time, she’s grown really insecure.” Blerg. The only good part to this sad and ugly story is the sidebar, “Demi’s Women,” (See Fig. 9) which paints her as a good-time gal possibly playing lickety split with Jen Aniston instead of the irrelevant Sunset Boulevard washed-up hag they’re usually trying to convince us she’s turned into. Maybe she should rebound with a hot young lady?

[From Jezebel, details from Star]

It could be true, but it doesn’t mean that Demi is any less devastated by Ashton stepping out on her.

These photos are from 10/26/11 and 10/18/11. Credit: WENN and Fame

Amid all the stories about Ashton Kutcher being a hot tub cheating douche, there were precious few about whether Bruce Willis would go Die Hard on Ashton’s ass for cheating on Demi. Well according to Mike Walker in the National Enquirer, Bruce sort-of did just that. Bruce gave Ashton such a harsh “talking-to” about publicly humiliating Demi and all of their daughters that Ashton broke down crying. Oh I would have loved to have seen that.

Bruce Willis demanded – and got – a face-to-face butt-kicking showdown that left Ashton Kutcher shaking like a leaf after the “Die Hard” star confronted the smarmy party boy/cheater about dissing Demi Moore via his closerthanthis sleazefest with bigmouth Sara Leal! “Ashton kept avoiding Bruce’s calls and texts, but finally agreed to meet his wife’s ex-husband at a private location,” said a close pal of the couple. “Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton for his cheating – and humiliating not just ex-wife Demi, but his three daughters as well. He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior, demanding that he get his act together fast! Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably as he begged forgiveness. [Ashton is] devastated because Demi’s consulted a divorce attorney [and] begged Bruce to step in and stop her from committing to a separation. He reportedly vowed to Bruce. “I will NEVER, EVER cheat again!” Said the source: “Bruce isn’t ready to shake hands with Ashton just yet, but he did speak with Demi and advised her that if she decides to try keeping her marriage intact, she should seek traditional marriage counseling – not just the Kabbalah counseling they’ve been doing.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column, November 14, 2011]

I could see Ashton doing this. It’s like his dad yelling at him and making him cry for being a little punk.

The last we heard, Demi was potentially cheating on Ashton too with one of his friends. I’m not buying the angle in this Enquirer piece that she wants out of the marriage, though. I think she wants to hang in there and save it, as US Weekly recently reported, and that Ashton is on board only because he doesn’t want to mess up his life. He’s got enough money on his own and doesn’t need Demi monetarily, but I believe he probably likes being married to her, getting adoration at home while getting his strange on the side with groupies. He’ll still cheat, he’ll just wait a little while and then try and be more discreet about it. That’s pretty much what he’s been doing his entire marriage.

I googled “Ashton Kutcher crying” and this is all I found:

Bruce Willis is shown out on 9/9/11. He’s shown with his wife Emma Hemming on 3/22/11 and with Demi and Rumer on 3/24/11. Credit: Fame and WENN

This is interesting – it seems that Bruce Willis and his wife of three years, Emma Heming, are expecting their first child together. Bruce is 56 – Emma is 33 years old. I had actually been wondering why Bruce was keeping so quiet about Demi and Ashton (beyond the odd tabloid report that he’s going to kick Ashton’s ass), and this is probably the answer. Bruce has got his own stuff to concentrate on, and he’s starting a family with his second wife. That’s why he’s not all over this Demi stuff.

While Demi Moore struggles to keep her marriage to Ashton Kutcher together following reports that he’d had an affair, her ex-husband Bruce Willis and his wife are stronger than ever — with some big news on the way!

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Bruce and his wife, Emma Heming, are expecting a child.

“Emma is showing!” an insider exclusively confirms to Life & Style. Bruce has three daughters with Demi — Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and Tallulah, 17.

And while Demi, 48, has longed to give Ashton, 33, a baby since they got married in 2005 — and gushed about it as recently as January — she hasn’t been able to get pregnant.

“Emma is living Demi’s dream,” the insider adds. Bruce, 56, and Emma, 33, tied the knot in 2009. This will be the couple’s first child.

[From Life & Style]

Way to make it all about Demi, Life & Style! Can’t we just be happy for Emma and Bruce? Why does it have to be all about Demi? So, congrats to Emma and Bruce. Bruce always seemed like such a great dad to Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, so I’m sure he’s excited about this “late-in-life baby” (for him, for Emma it’s just a “baby”). Do you think Bruce is hoping for a boy this time? Probably.

PS… Jesus, Emma and Demi could be sisters, they look so much alike. Emma looks so much like Demi’s old face, before all of the tweaking.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

As Demi Moore continues to wear her wedding ring and seems to be focusing on Kabbalah counseling sessions to strengthen her marriage, it is getting more and more difficult to have sympathy for her. Still, I do feel bad. She looks like hell and I wouldn’t trade places with her for all the money in the world. What’s worse is the tabloids seem hellbent on forcing the divorce issue when clearly Demi is all “I can save my marriage!” It’s like she can’t admit that this whole cougar thing blew up in her face. I’d like to think that Demi is strong, that she could walk away and find a better, healthier situation for herself. But it seems like she’s not that strong.

OK! Magazine has a story about how Demi’s daughters are rallying behind her in the wake of Ashton’s douche implosion:

Amid the celebrity scandal swirling around Demi Moore’s crumbling marriage to the wayward Ashton Kutcher, most of the focus has been on Demi’s anguish: The erstwhile Brat Packer has cultivated a sexy, we-should-all-look-that-good-at-48 image, burnished by her union with 15-years younger Ashton.

But now the facade is collapsing as it turns out that her May-September husband is chasing 20-somethings like Sara Leal and, allegedly, Brittney Jones — who are young enough to be Demi’s daughters (with her ex, Bruce Willis).

So, what about those daughters, Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and 17-year-old Tallulah? How are they handling the betrayal by Ashton, whom the young women always called “MOD,” for My Other Dad?

“They’re horrified,” a close family friend tells OK!. “They really care about their mom and adore Ashton; they don’t want to think of him as a sex-addict monster like Tiger Woods.

“Without a doubt, Rumer and Tallulah are angry with him,” the pal adds. “He slept with a random girl their age [Sara]. I’m not sure which was worse — the fact that it happened, or the fact that he didn’t come clean about cheating until he was caught. It came as such a shock to read about it.”

Adds another insider, “The girls can’t believe he’d humiliate the family like that for one night of lust. Ashton was like a brother to them. They were supportive of him last year, when the story came out (complete with a purported sex tape) about Brittney Jones. They convinced Demi to give Ashton another chance.”

COMFORTING MOM
Devastated as they are in the wake of their mother’s very public ordeal, Demi’s girls are giving her staunch support — as is their father, Bruce.

“The girls were all there immediately, comforting her,” Demi’s pal tells OK!. “Everyone has created a unit that’s going to band together. It’s been a surprise to everyone how Bruce has stepped up and served as a calming force supportive not only to Demi and the kids, but also to Ashton.”

FACING THE FUTURE
With divorce talk shadowing the family, some friends hope for a reconciliation.

“Some of us think that this might make Ashton and Demi more open and honest with each other,” the pal says.

But Demi’s daughters remain worried. “What if it is a Tiger Woods situation?” the friend tells OK!. “They can only imagine how awful this could all end up. They just want it all to go away.”

[From OK! Magazine]

I think the girls have every right to be concerned that this is a “Tiger Woods situation”. The tabloids just get the low-hanging fruit of infidelity – and Ashton wasn’t trying to hide his hot tub time with Sarah Leal. I wonder if he had some affairs that he was actually trying to hide?

By the way, most tabloids are painting the same version of this story – Now Magazine and The Enquirer had similar ones last week, where sources claimed that “When Bruce found out he flipped. Bruce believes if you mess with someone he loves, you mess with him. He trusted Ashton not to hurt his family and is planning to give him a piece of his mind. When he finally catches up with him it won’t be pretty… Demi is still a big part of Bruce’s life as the mother of his children. He’s clearly concerned about her to the point that when someone [on the set of his new film] made a joke about what’s going on he gave them a real dressing down. No one has mentioned it since.” I would pay to see Bruce kick Ashton’s ass.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

The last time we saw Tallulah Willis, Bruce and Demi’s youngest girl, 17, she was wearing a bikini top and cut offs and sucking on a cig at Coachella. Fast forward about two weeks later and little Tallaluah is getting cited in LA for underage drinking. Radar Online has this news and it seems to be a minor incident as far as teenage antics go, (at least no one was driving drunk and no drugs were involved) but still it points to the fact that she’s acting wild and needs to reign it in.

Friday night, the 17-year-old youngest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis was cited for underage drinking in Hollywood, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.

Because of her age, cops weren’t able to simply release Tallulah. Mom Demi came and collected her errant daughter…

Neither mom, dad or stepdad Ashton Kutcher have made any comment about Tallulah’s teenage indiscretion.

[From Radar Online]

I checked Demi and Ashton’s Twitter accounts and they’re mostly tweeting about that bizarre RealMen campaign they launched for their charity against sex slavery. It’s all very sketchy in that it’s a new charity and is helmed by Demi and Ashton. They’re members of that Kabbalah cult that Madonna belongs to and we know what happened to her charity.

Getting back to reality, maybe Demi and Ashton should be concentrating their efforts a little closer to home. A lot of teenagers go through rebellious periods and underage drinking and smoking is potentially minor in comparison to what other kids are doing. Still, Tallulah could be doing much worse behind the scenes and she needs her parents around for guidance. You know that Bruce is going to be sitting her down and having a talk with her at least. I doubt Demi and Ashton are particularly strict parents.

Last night was the UK premiere of Red, and Helen Mirren, Brucce Willis and Mary-Louise Parker were all in London for the premiere. I’m only writing about this because Dame Helen and Bruce were so adorable together posing together on the red carpet. What is it about Helen? Whenever she poses with a man – of any age – on a red carpet, I find it so sexy, and I end up wondering why she’s not having an affair with that dude. Bruce could totally give Russell Brand a run for his money – and Bruce looks up for a roll in the hay with Helen, maybe even more so than Brand. Russell is in India, preparing for his wedding to Katy Perry. Do you think he’s looking at these photos and feeling a twinge?

I also love this one, of Bruce kneeling before Helen. I think he’s picking up her earring or something, but it also seems like he’s bowing down before the Queen, right?

Here’s a disturbing side note: Helen hasn’t walked any red carpets with her husband in a couple of months. Yes, Helen and Taylor Hackford have been together for years and years, and they’re not the kind of couple where you think “Oh, if they’re not doing red carpets together, then I bet there’s trouble in paradise!” Obviously, they’ve both been around long enough where I doubt Taylor really feels the need to always be on his lady’s arm. But still… I do wonder. Trouble in paradise?

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin and Fame.