Alright, so good, the crazy dramatic judge did something smart for once and gave custody of ANS’ body to Dannielynn’s court appointed guardian. The guardian decided that she should be buried in the Bahamas which pissed off Virgie, ANS’ mom; she will be appealing. Maybe to increase the drama even further, her lawyer might try going off her insulin again.
Anna bought four plots next to her son in the Bahamas. Smith’s other bloodsucker lawyer who controls Smith’s estate, Wayne Munroe, said there were four plots. Two for her children, and two for her and Stern.
What’s very interesting is that even though Stern is considered her boyfriend, wouldn’t he be considered a common law husband therefore defeating Virgie Arthur’s claim of next of kin? I have no idea how California law works– if someone could enlighten me that’d be great.
I wonder if this is hard for Stern to not even be able to represent his child in court. Of course, I am only assuming that Stern is the father… but as they say, assuming makes an Ass out of U. But I’m glad that there is a court appointed guardian in this case. Out of all the people with relative authority in the case, he seems the most sane. I seriously wonder about this judge; I think he’s going to get his own Judge Judy show after this case.
Anyway here is what the lovely Bahamian people are saying about the recent revelation of ANS being buried on their tiny island:
Tourists have already begun coming to the Lakeview Memorial Gardens & Mausoleums cemetery since Daniel was buried there in October, and local tour operators say the site could soon become even more of a tourist attraction.
If the former reality star is buried at the cemetery, tour operators would likely include it as an attraction, said Rosco Welch, secretary of the Bahamas Taxi Cab Union.
“The only interesting person at Lakeview right now is Daniel Smith, but we’ve been having quite a bit of tourists ask where he’s buried,” Welch said.
Many drivers are already offering to show tourists Smith’s waterfront residence, he said.
Capitalistic opportunists! Damn, I guess it takes one to know one, Anna.
Picture note by Celebitchy: Here are pictures from Anna’s future resting place, Lakeview Memorial Gardens & Mausoleums cemetery, thanks to FindaGrave.com.
UPDATE: Thanks to the sweetheart that told me it wasn’t Virgie that collapsed but rather her lawyer, John O’Quinn.
Back in the heavier, slightly more sober days of E! Networks The Anna Nicole Show, Anna had a punky gay assistant named Kimmy who seemed to be in love with her. Kimmy had Anna’s face tattoed on her shoulder and could be seen gazing at her adoringly in footage from the show.
Kimmy has finally weighed in on Anna’s death and Howard K Stern’s role in her life, and her verdict is about the same as Anna’s family. She thinks Howard had a hand in Anna’s death, and is at the very least profiting from it. She says that she finds it unbelievable that Anna didn’t have another will drawn up after her son’s death, and that she thinks Howard is hiding something. On her personal website she spells out the reasons why Howard can’t be trusted:
YOU LIED ON THE STAND TODAY! YOU SAID YOU DO NOT GAIN MONETARY BY BEING THE EXECUTOR OF ANNA NICOLE’S WILL? WHAT ABOUT THAT DOCUMENT YOU HAD HER SIGN ONCE YOU WON THE HUGE AWARD FROM HOWARD MARSHALL ESTATE??? DO YOU GET 10% OR 100% ??? SO YOU DO CONTROL THE EARNING TO BENEFIT YOU!!! WHAT A F&&*ING LIAR!!!!!!
Anna Nicole
Howard K Stern
1. Researched laws from around the country and found one that would benefit YOU in any paternity case.
2. Convinced Anna Nicole to move to the Bahamas for the benefit of her child.
3. Daniel died within hours of arriving and you flushed WHAT down the toilet?
4. You loved Anna Nicole so much you turned your head when you signed the FedX for the METHADONE?
5. You loved Anna Nicole so much you had to rush out and buy a Yacht and to take her where? A watery grave?
6. Did you have enough time to empty the refrigerator of anything you wanted to hide from the corner?
7. My guess the reason you don’t want any DNA samples done on you or Dannielynn is they will find DRUGS in both systems.
8. Was Dannielynn born an addict?
9. Not for one minute do I believe Anna Nicole didn’t have another will made out. You know she was obsessive about taking care of her child. What did you do with the updated will? Or did it not benefit you?
10. How much of a percentage do you get from the Marshall case? Did Anna find out you were bilking her out of her hard earned money?
11. Do I ever want to see your snout again? NO I value my health to much and your track record is not good…..people are dieing around you…
12. Where is Daniels will? I know he had one made out.
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14. OH Please, Howard! Hot Smoochie Lips, Inc….Tell the world you wanted to star in your own reality show. Where are the gowns of Annas that you sent out to be dry cleaned and they never returned? Will we be seeing them on ebay?
15. You never slept in the same bed with Anna!! You crawled in there after she fell asleep…she never invited you to her bed!!!
16. Now you have E on your side they won’t show the real HOWARD!
17. The burial plots were bought by YOU…you sicko… that is the only way you could think of to finally get to sleep next to her each night?? After you are dead!!!! because it wasn’t happening while she was living.
LARRY BIRKHEAD IS THE FATHER OF DANNIELYNN
Larry only wanted the best for Anna Nicole. He tried to do the right thing by her and his daughter.
Thanks everyone for all the nice emails. I will start a forum.. and we will talk… I’m still in a state of shock over what is going on. And that judge?? what is up with him?? That bloke needs to go back to being a cabbie…
EDIT: This was just added:
I’m going to show up, when you least expect me! I have my own tapes… you had no right making a fool out of Anna like you did.
According to commentors on Oh No They Didn’t, Kimmy was fired after The Anna Nicole Show wrapped because Howard didn’t like her and wanted her out of the picture.
It looks like Kimmy’s suspicions about Anna’s will may be correct – TMZ, your source for all things Anna, is reporting that they’ve found a fax dated 02/03/2007 that suggests that Stern was in the process of changing Anna’s will a few days before she died. Of course Anna may have wanted to change the will herself, but it’s thought that it was Howard’s doing since she was generally out of it.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait until the damn Oscars to get a break from the constant Anna Nicole and Britney coverage.
Here’s Kimmy on Anna Nicole’s fascinating show. I didn’t watch the whole thing. I may waste my time reading about this shit on the Internet but my patience is wearing thin.
Pete Doherty was put on 2 years probation and ordered to attend an 18-month rehab program as part of his sentencing for drug charges today. Doherty is also banned from driving for six months, and will undoubtedly abandon his many second-hand Jaguars.
Prosecutors noted the rocker’s flippant – yet open – demeanor when he was arrested Dec. 18, one of a long line of run-ins with police.
Court documents said that when police found plastic bags of crack cocaine in his right sock, Doherty told officers: “I didn’t think I had it in there.”
[Judge] McIvor told Doherty she would adhere to his pre-planned drug rehabilitation regimen, choosing the dates of his court-ordered drug tests around his lengthy tour schedule.
“It’s a long, slow process, but you are showing sufficient signs of compliance and effort,” McIvor said. She noted that Doherty hadn’t been arrested for drugs since Jan. 14
Dohery was said to have reconciled with famous supermodel Kate Moss, and even bragged that they were planning to marry soon. Moss was spotted holding hands with an Israeli financier while in New York recently, however, and has called her sex life “nonexistent.”
Pete Doherty wore his best skinny tie with a faded Irish flag safety-pinned to his lapel for his court appearance today. He showed up over an hour late to plead guilty to seven charges of drug possession representing the full range of his addictions including heroin, crack cocaine and marijuana. The charges resulted from police stops in December and January.
It was when Doherty left the court – wearing his trademark trilby hat and a gray suit – that he allegedly kicked Barber in the elbow and knocked her microphone on the ground.
“It was total chaos here outside the court both when he arrived and when he left,” Barber said on Radio One.
“Afterwards he leapt over the railings outside the court,” she said. “All of a sudden he lashed out, kicking me in the arm that was holding the microphone.”
Doherty then ran down the street pursued by nearly two dozen members of the media. He jumped over the trunk of a Jaguar sedan and into the driver’s seat, nearly colliding with another car when he tried to pull out into the street.
Let us state the obvious that Doherty needs to clean up. He’s probably afraid of losing Kate’s affections if he does.
“The Da Vinci Code” was interesting and all, but we thought the writing was piss poor. That’s why it’s not surprising that Dan Brown is not only a lousy writer, he’s also incapable of coming up with his own ideas. At least that’s what co-authors of the 1982 book “The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail” are claiming.
But he said “The Holy Blood And The Holy Grail” was just one of many he had studied and from where he took the idea that Jesus married Mary Magdalene, had children who survived and married into a line of French kings and that the bloodline survives until the present day.
That idea is part of the central theme of the earlier book, whose co-authors Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh are suing Random House, the publisher of both books.
Admitting to reading the book but saying you didn’t copy it is a weak argument. Brown might have changed enough to make it seem like he had some original ideas, but he still cheated.
Unfortunately Brown may win the case on sheer looks alone. “The Holy Blood And The Holy Grail” co-author Richard Leigh is pictured above. [via]
The co-authors of “The Holy Blood” are seeking an injuction to insure that their material is no longer used. If the case is sucessful, the scheduled May 19th of “DaVinci Code” film starring Tom Hanks and Ian McKellen could be delayed.
In a tribute to his supermodel ex-girlfriend, Kate Moss, Pete Doherty scrawled the message “I love Kate 4 eva” in marker on the windshield of his gold Jaguar as he left court in London today. Doherty faces charges on seven counts of possessing controlled drugs. His case was adjourned until March 23.
During another court appearance Wednesday, Doherty breezed through a review of his earlier sentence for possessing hard drugs despite twice failing drug tests last month. “You’re doing quite well, but you need to keep it up,” Magistrate Jane McIvor Doherty said then.
Here is Doherty hanging out a window to take a smoke break from his court appearance.
Boy George looks haggard as he heads to New York Criminal Court to face drug charges. Police found 13 bags of cocaine in George’s apartment after responding to a burglary call in October, 2005. George initially claimed the drugs weren’t his and that lots of people were in and out of his apartment.
Singer Boy George pleaded guilty on Wednesday to falsely reporting a burglary and was sentenced to five days of community service and fined $1,000, but drug possession charges against him were dropped.
At a brief hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, the singer appeared to receive his sentence and was ordered to attend a drug rehabilitation program.
Here are pictures of George outside the courtroom. Three more after the jump.
What’s very interesting is that even though Stern is considered her boyfriend, wouldn’t he be considered a common law husband therefore defeating Virgie Arthur’s claim of next of kin? I have no idea how California law works– if someone could enlighten me that’d be great.
