No matter how well she knows how to use a gun, Eva Longoria usually manages to shoot herself in the foot. She opened her big ‘ol mouth again and completely ruled out acting in any other television roles after “Desperate Housewives” wraps. She’s going to be sticking that wounded foot in her mouth when she crawls back to TV as a longterm character on a soap opera:

While most actors would be grateful for any kind of consistent acting gig on television, Eva’s arrogance is going to screw her out of future roles.Here is Eva shooting a new movie, “How I met my Boyfriend’s Dead Fiance.” Jason Biggs is in it, so you know it’s going to be a hit with the critics. Who is she kidding, thinking that she has a movie career now? [via]

Jessica Simpson’s controlling dad is at it again. Her manager dad Joe is said to be partially to blame for the dissolution of her marriage to Nick Lachey and now he supposedly wants Jessica to stop hanging out with Eva Longoria, because she steals the limelight from Jess.

He didn’t just tell Jessica that he didn’t like her seeing Eva, he went behind her back to dupe Eva into not attending Jessica’s birthday party with the rest of her friends.

Poor Jessica is going to be left with a half-assed hairdresser as her only friend in this difficult, single time. She needs all the girlfriends she can get and that’s awful of her dad to try to cut Eva Longoria out of her life.

Maybe now that the news has got out Jessica will tell her dad to step off finally. It’s about time she dumped him as her manager and stepped out on her own.

Here she is at Lodge Steakhouse in LA with some other girlfriends. The pictures are from Sweet Kisses.net, where they say she “shows off her fuller figure.” Teetering between a size 6 and 8 doesn’t seem like a full figure to me, but I suppose everything is relative in Hollywood.

And who’s that tight-faced woman in the terrible pink gathered dress behind her? She doesn’t look fun or trash-talking like Eva. (Not that I like Eva, but she’s probably fun to hang out with.)

Eva Longoria has revealed that she won’t sign another contract with Desperate Housewives. She wants to be taken seriously as an actress and thinks she can make it on the big screen:

How snotty can she be? The show made her famous, and even if it’s not as good anymore she could at least be gracious about it.

We haven’t covered all the BS about how Longoria’s planning on marrying her gullible boyfriend, Tony Parker, or how jealous she is of her costar Nicolette Sheridan’s engagement ring, because we’re really sick of her and her big mouth.

Here’s the latest crap she said – she’s too lazy to leave Tony Parker. That’s so rude!

That really bodes well for her relationship.

Here is Longwhoria outside The Late Show on April 17th. Nice fur collar she’s wearing.

After Eva Longoria spouted all that shit about Tony Parker being inexperienced in bed and needing her tutelage – and then tried to take it back – it’s not surprising that his friends think she’s a blabbermouth and are questioning her sanity:

Longoria went on to say that “I never regret something I say. I regret how people perceive it.”

Her boyfriend is just a chump for putting up with her. She is so arrogant and she’s going to have trouble having a career after Desperate Housewives.

Here are some screencaps and collages from Eva’s appearance on The George Lopez show. [via]

Two collages after the jump.

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Eva Longoria shows how arrogant and annoying she is in every interview. In the new issue of Allure she reveals that she’s only the second woman her boyfriend Tony Parker has slept with, and brags about how whipped she has him:

What a stupid bitch. She’s saying she’s not a selfish, arrogant, and screamy actress. That’s like saying she’s not a petite brunette.

She has one of those cute conversations with her boyfriend like “oh, our kids will be into sports” and repeats it to a magazine like it’s substantial information about her future.

I really hope Tony breaks up with her after he finds out that she repeats their pillow talk. He may be a good guy, but he can’t be that much of a pushover.