After Eva Longoria spouted all that shit about Tony Parker being inexperienced in bed and needing her tutelage – and then tried to take it back – it’s not surprising that his friends think she’s a blabbermouth and are questioning her sanity:

Longoria went on to say that “I never regret something I say. I regret how people perceive it.”

Her boyfriend is just a chump for putting up with her. She is so arrogant and she’s going to have trouble having a career after Desperate Housewives.

Here are some screencaps and collages from Eva’s appearance on The George Lopez show. [via]

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Eva Longoria shows how arrogant and annoying she is in every interview. In the new issue of Allure she reveals that she’s only the second woman her boyfriend Tony Parker has slept with, and brags about how whipped she has him:

What a stupid bitch. She’s saying she’s not a selfish, arrogant, and screamy actress. That’s like saying she’s not a petite brunette.

She has one of those cute conversations with her boyfriend like “oh, our kids will be into sports” and repeats it to a magazine like it’s substantial information about her future.

I really hope Tony breaks up with her after he finds out that she repeats their pillow talk. He may be a good guy, but he can’t be that much of a pushover.

Eva Longoria is complaining about all the bathtub and lingerie scenes she has in “Desperate Housewives.” She isn’t concerned about demeaning herself or distracting from her brilliant acting – she’s just worried about how she looks:

Eva is so vain that she’s sabotaging her career. She revealed earlier that she’s similarly planning a pregnancy around her vanity.

Eva Longoria claims to want ten children right away. Apparently her decision to become a mother is entirely based on vanity:

That’s right – what would happen if your character was pregnant and you weren’t, but then you got pregnant the next year anyway? The mind just boggles. Maybe you’d have to, uh, wear a fake belly or large clothes. Eva wants to get pregnant now so that her character doesn’t look unnecessarily fat.

In a transparent bid to add legitimacy to her relationship, she goes on to explain how helpful she is to Parker around the house:

Sure it’s a good balance, Eva, you just keep saying that.