Not content to just show up everywhere while Mayer is on tour in Florida, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are set to walk the red carpet of the Grammys together on February 11:

How can Jessica Simpson, 26, and John Mayer, 29, possibly top their recent and very public, week-long lovefest in Florida (where John was touring)? Easy, says a source: She’ll accompany Mayer to the Grammy Awards. The event will take place on February 11 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

“For once in John’s life, he’s going public with his love life because he thinks Jess is it!” says a source.

Jessica was seen rocking out at a John Mayer concert at the University of Miami on Friday. She hung out with Billy Joel and his wife (who is younger than Jessica at just 25), danced around and took pictures of herself and the crowd.

I’m so still not buying this. Let’s put it bluntly: Jess is kind of a dumb ass, while Mayer is a psuedo-intellectual gadget-loving music geek. These two can’t have much more in common other than their love of music and Jessica’s willingness to submit to kinky sex.

I’d really like to be wrong, and for them both to find happiness in the other’s unlikely arms. (Eye roll.)

Nearly 85% of the people polled on the Star website said Jessica and John’s relationship is not for real.

Here are pictures of Mayer and Jessica getting on his tour bus yet again. Thanks to SweetKisses for these pictures.

Jessica Simpson looks like an Asian hooker the morning after in this weird patchwork robe she wore out on the streets of Miami with her maybe-boyfriend, John Mayer. The girl needs a nice little skirt or pair of pants for this emsemble. It could just be a bikini coverup, though, in which case she would be forgiven if she had on flip flops instead of tottering heels with an ankle strap. A day at the beach would also explain her hair. She still looks better than Britney on a good day, though.

Jessica has been seen out at Mayer’s Florida concerts and the press is going wild with the news of their relationship. Her incompetent stylist recently confirmed that Jessica will be touring with Mayer for two and a half weeks, and said “As you all know she is with her boyfriend. She is happy happy happy…”

How long is it going to take before Mayer kicks her to the curb?

Jessica’s breathy crap single, “A Public Affair” has just been released in the UK, where reviews are lukewarm.

Thanks to Sweet Kisses.net for these pictures.

Well it turns out I was probably giving John Mayer too much credit yesterday when I tried to dissect his character by reading too much into his stoner blog.

Page Six, which I always trust unquestioningly, is saying that Jessica and John’s romantic paparrazi-witnessed date at Nobu was little more than a photo op for the two singers. Guess Jessica is using John for some much-needed companionship, and he’s milking the publicity for his new tour:

Spies at Nobu in South Beach told Page Six that, despite the ruckus caused by their entrance, the two barely spoke on their Tuesday night date. “John was extremely quiet and didn’t speak a lot,” said a source, while Jessica “just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair.” The two were seen holding hands, but Simpson left Mayer for 20 minutes while she “fixed herself up for the camera” before heading back to their hotel. The couple’s yoga-and-sushi- filled weekend in Miami marked the first of many planned trips together. Sources say Simpson plans to join her boyfriend on tour - but if she’s booking the hotels, they won’t return to any of the spots she frequented with ex-husband Nick Lachey.

People noted in the comments on yesterday’s article that John Mayer is rumored to be into peeing on chicks and Jessica Simpson seems like a more than willing participant.

I just thought about that too much for comfort. Well, Mayer and Simpson are certainly getting a lot of press for their supposed relationship, whatever is going on. There was a story on the main page of Yahoo! about them yesterday, and that must mean that their ploy is working.

Look, in these latest candids they’re both wearing striped shapeless tops. That must mean they’re into each other, right?

Pictures from SweetKisses.

Jessica Simpson was seen entering John Mayer’s tour bus in Miami yesterday, and word has it that she’ll be along for the ride while he’s on tour. On Monday they worked out together at at their hotel gym in Miami, taking a yoga class and then lifting weights. Later that night they had a high profile dinner at Miami restaurant Nobu, showing that they’re ready to bring their relationship public.

Mayer will be performing in Jacksonville on the 25th, and Jessica seems to be going along for the ride. Just a few months ago, Jessica weathered a media backlash for her then publicist’s mistake of going public with the Mayer romance and then denying it. Now Jess is on board and on the bus.

Is it just me, or do you guys also suspect he could be using Jessica to get publicity for his tour? I don’t trust Mayer’s intentions at this point. After all, this is the guy who denied that he had something going on with Jessica last fall, and who bragged to a Rolling Stone journalist that he had lots of sex while on tour. Plaything Jessica is only going to serve his needs for so long.

Still, maybe Mayer isn’t as calculating as I think and it’s possible he’s giving it a geniune go with Jessica. On his blog he talks about his passion for performing amateur comedy, and says he’s touched when fans come up to him and tell them how his music has affected them personally. He comes off as thoughtful and geniunely interested in his music and hobbies.

Recently he wrote a cute post (permalink unavailable) offering The Smucker company a potential design for Jiff peanut butter single-use packets. He said he loves peanut butter and honey sandwiches but creates too many dirty knives making his favorite treat. His “P.B. Spredder” would have a little knife built into the package so bachelor pot-smoking PB-lovers like him would dirty less dishes when they’ve got the munchies.

I used to think he was a music gadget-loving geek who couldn’t possibly take goofy Jessica seriously, but I have a somewhat different impression of him now. Hopefully those cooking lessons Jessica has been taking will help her give Mayer some variety in his peanut butter-centric diet.

Here’s an excerpt from Extra! of them together out to dinner (Video removed from YouTube)

And here’s Jessica with John going to the tour bus. Jess looks really happy and she’s got JBF hair. Mayer looks annoyed. Thanks to SweetKisses for these pics.

In late September of last year MTV reality show star Bam Margera gave Howard Stern vague confirmation of his sex session with Jessica Simpson while she was still married to Nick Lachey. He said that they were drinking and it “went from there,” and that “she left at 8 in the morning.” He never denied sleeping with her, and said she had a great body at the time when he was asked.

Whether out of a need for more publicity or pressure from papa Joe, Margera is now recanting his claim in the latest issue of Penthouse Magazine. He claims his remarks were a joke or some shit and that he was just trying to give Howard Stern what he wanted.

If that’s true, why did it take him over three months to clear the air? Doesn’t he have a myspace?

In the February issue of Penthouse magazine, MTV Jackass Bam Margera tells celebrity interviewer Chaunce Hayden that he lied to Howard Stern when he said he had sex with Jessica Simpson!

When Hayden quizzed Bam about his comments on Stern regarding Simpson he replied:

“Everything is always misquoted. I never even said that [referring to having sex with Jessica Simpson]. I knew Howard [Stern] was going to pressure me into talking about it, and I dodged it as best I could.

But after an hour of the same question, you just have to make a comment to move the show along to a new topic. The comment was simply a pure joke turned into a serious quote. Total bullshit!

Chaunce Hayden: So, on the record, you never had sex with Jessica Simpson?

“Never. It was all a joke blown out of proportion. End of story.”

[via Pop on the Pop]

This rumor started way back in June, 2005 when Nick and Jessica were still married. Bam’s father Phil told a Philadelphia radio station that his son got with Jessica, and then Bam’s ex girlfriend called in to confirm the story. She said that Bam sent his friends an e-mail bragging about the encounter.

Maybe Jessica stayed over at Bam’s and nothing happened, but I doubt it.

Jessica is back to work after pissing off her dad by not taking a paid gig hosting a party on New Year’s eve. She was seen trying to look like she’s tripping on the red carpet while filming a Pizza Hut commercial. Simpson has been seen out with John Mayer several times in the past week, and he seems to be reluctantly accepting his role as her boyfriend. I don’t see those two lasting more than a few months.

Here are pictures of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer leaving Barneys on 12/30. Pictures found at TryJM via JJB.

By most of our speculative accounts, Jessica Simpson is depressed and vulnerable over a year after her marriage broke up. Her ex has found love with a cute VJ while she was dumped by text message by one philandering rock star and publically shot down by another.

It looks like she’s now dating the guy who was quick to deny all the tabloid reports by her now-fired publicist that they were a couple. US Weekly and People had cover stories of the non-romance between Jessica and John Mayer in early September, just in time for the release of Jessica’s terrible new album.

They were seen hooking up at the Chateau Marmot since, but haven’t really stepped out much together until now. They were all over each other at a New Year’s party and were later seen shopping together at the jewelry counter at Barneys in New York.

By Star’s account, Jessica was more than clingy and jealous while out with Mayer on New Year’s eve:

Star witnessed the new couple in action. Jessica was in a long black dress and a black sweater as she sat with John in the library/VIP room of the Hudson Hotel party all night even though the singer-guitarist was more or less ignoring her! The buxom blond spent much of her time tugging on his leg or clothing while he talked to other people. Ultimately, after growing tired of being ignored, Jessica threw a mini pout and was awarded a kiss from John.

Then the lovebirds started nuzzling and kissing for real. But when John got up again and started talking with someone else, she started grabbing and squeezing his ass. Finally in a stronger display of affection, John grabbed Jessica’s face in his giant hands, pulled her close and planted several very firm kisses on her lips before they left together at 2:47am.

The NY Daily News reports that they were publically making out that night, and that it was mutual. They also say that Mayer’s Christmas present to Jessica was a framed copy of the US Magazine cover that says he dumped her, and that they’re staying together at a hotel.

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson rang in ‘07 “full-on making out” at the Hudson Hotel party thrown by Christina Aguilera. It was the first public acknowledgment of a relationship they have been denying since August. (The mystery source on that first story, by the way, was a deliveryman who saw Mayer in his boxer shorts at Simpson’s home, and sold it to the tabs.)

“He was scratching her back, they were kissing, it wasn’t subtle,” says a spy at the Heineken-sponsored bash. The couple dined earlier in the evening at Country, after shopping at Barneys during the day.

A source tells us they are staying together at The Mercer hotel in SoHo.

An insider says: “John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn’t really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says ‘Dumped: John ditches Jessica.’”

Here are pictures of John and Jessica at the jewelry counter at Barney’s in New York. They do some sort of weird high-five thing that seems to last forever, which was probably a show for the photographers. I haven’t heard yet if they purchased anything, and will keep you updated. Thanks to SweetKisses.net for these pictures from Photolink.net

Paparazzi photo agency X17 online presents Jessica Simpson’s timeline on the night that she was said to have hooked up with John Mayer at the Four Seasons, as reported by TMZ and gleefully repeated here. She didn’t get back to her room until 1:30 AM, and was seen leaving club Hyde with producer James Krisel. Commentors note that if she was dating Krisel she would have on her corpse makeup and would have worn her hair down.

It’s possible that she got busy with Mayer once she returned to the hotel, and it looks like X17 is just saying it must not have happened until early in the morning according to their spies:

It seems like hotels are bad news for young celebrities like Simpson and Lohan. They make the decision to party at high-profile clubs and stay in hotels, and everything they do becomes public. Of course that’s where all the action is, but if they hook up with someone it’s quickly going to become gossip news.

TMZ reports that John Mayer struck out at the Four Seasons bar when hitting on an attractive member of the opposite sex. Jessica Simpson showed up, and Mayer promptly turned on the emo charm for her. Despite being treated like shit by Mayer in the past and in the public press, Jessica took the elevator up with him - presumably to his room.

What they did up there is anyone’s guess, but Lainey’s Gossip claims that Mayer has a proclivity for certain kinky sexual practices that Jessica must be tolerant of.

Poor Jessica must have rock-bottom self esteem to be hooking up with that jerk again.

Jessica Simpson header image from SweetKisses.net. John Mayer Perez Hilton parody image from John Mayer’s blog.

Both TMZ and RadarOnline claim to have the exclusive that Jessica Simpson’s publicist got axed for trying to make a mountain out of makeout session. Rob Shuter, Jessica and Ashlee’s publicist, got fired for spreading the fake news that Jessica and John Mayer were a major item just in time for the release of her latest album:

For his part, Mayer is doing his best to distance himself from the whole non-affair. He is said to have called Jessica “desperate.” He also gave a bizarre interview to Rolling Stone, in which he got high in front of the reporter, said he’d like to see a couple have sex in person, and called his penis “Dominican” because it had such a great batting record.

John Mayer posted an entry on his new blog on August 31st with the title “Really enjoying this song.” The post was just the album cover from Public Enemy’s “Don’t Believe the Hype,” an obvious reference to all the hoopla about his supposed relationship with Jessica Simpson, the news of which hit the tabloids at the same time as the the release of her new crappy album.

Mayer’s website supposedly crashed as fans desperate for news about his relationship with Jessica Simpson swamped it, but it’s up again now, and the entry is still there:

Mayer’s blog is thoughtful, but the prose is a little hard to digest. He writes in a psuedo-intellectual style that doesn’t add much and just makes it a bit less accessible. He’s into gadgets, sneakers, design, guitars, amps, old school funk and really loves the cancelled series “Huff.” Judging from his blog, he’s a busy guy who’s just dabbling in Jessica Simpson and if there was anything between them it’s not going to last. He needs a girl who’s cool and intelligent with interests of her own. A bubbly blonde who likes shopping and working out isn’t going to cut it for him.

Here’s Jessica outside of her NY doctor’s office on 8/31 and singing on The Today Show on 9/1. [via] Defamer has a short clip of her performance, in which she loses her voice for a moment. Simpson was put on vocal rest by her doctor and wasn’t supposed to speak or sing for some time. At least she really sings though and isn’t just lip synching, but she should be careful or the world will no longer get to hear her live breathy vocals.