Guess the text messages that Paris sent Nicole in a bid to reconcile with her ex friend were just “words that she wrote” because Paris lost her patience with Nicole and has talked a bunch of trash about her:

Paris - your sister’s name is Nicky. It’s very similar to Nicole and all, but they’re different people.

Also, speaking of letting fame get to your head - what is up with this video of you taking your own picture over and over again?

Bill Cosby’s legal team has sent a cease and desist order to popular blogger Andy Baio of Waxy.org for posting the “House of Cosbys” video files. “House of Cosbys” is a cartoon that depicts multiple cloned Cosbys living in a house together, similar to the plot of the Micheal Keaton film, Mulitplicity. Baio is standing his ground, and says that “House of Cosbys” is a parody which falls under fair use guidelines. He points to many other parodies of Cosby, and says that he refuses to be legally bullied:

Here’s House of Cosbys episode one:

Bill Cosby seems like even more of an asshole when you consider that he recently pointed out to Katrina victims that there were high crime rates in New Orleans before the natural disaster:

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This is typical of Cosby, who has lashed out in the past at what he perceives as a violent black popular culture and an unwillingness to change. Cosby has seemed to blame the African American community for their plight and maintains a dismal perspective instead of looking at more broad sociocultural factors and seeing the positive aspects of black culture.

Nicky Hilton attended a cocktail party held by retail consulting firm Directives West in LA last night. She donned her typical black satin attire with black boots worn over jeans. Nicky needs to liven up her wardrobe a little and call in some help with her boring clothing line.

Here’s Nicky’s sister Paris walking the runway at the 2BFree fashion show. There are also interviews with Kelly Osbourne, Haylie Duff, and an obviously drunk Tara Reid.

A new 25-second teaser trailer announcing the release date of the Simpsons Movie was shown at the premiere of Ice Age: The Meltdown. It features Homer in a skintight Superman T-Shirt and announces the release date of the new movie as July 27, 2007. Only 15 more months!

Here’s the trailer: [via]

As we mentioned yesterday, we caught Tom Cruise’s appearance on the German show Wetten Das last night. There’s now a video up of Cruise losing the bet and riding a motorcycle on stage on the show. (Note: Cruise is wearing an earpiece which gives him an English translation of the host. The video is in German, but it’s easy to figure out what’s going on.)

The first four pictures are from the Wetten Das website, and the rest are our exclusive screencaps of the show (Ok, so I took pictures of the TV. I have a laptop that plays TV, but the thing is new and is not working yet), which reaired this morning. The kiss marks on the bottom of the screen in one of the pictures show the progress of the bet, in which two girls had to identify lip prints from their classmembers. Tom said that the girls wouldn’t be able to do it, and lost the bet since they were 4 for 4.

Six more pictures after the jump.

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Update: we posted Britney’s appearance on Will and Grace in two parts yesterday, but here’s a better single edit of the show that includes the end.

Trent on Pink is the New Blog is right - the writing is terrible on Will and Grace. Britney also cannot act for shit, and her southern accent is terrible. Thank goodness they’re killing this series finally.

Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest were photographed making out on a Malibu beach. Teri Hatcher doesn’t seem dumb enough not to be in on the joke, although she did expect Clooney to stick around and then used her painful past to get back at him, so she’s not that bright overall. Still, she can’t be as delusional as Zellweger, and chances are that she’s getting something out of this other than bad publicity.

An eyewitness says Hatcher and Seacrest were “very animated” which is code for “very bad actors”:

Here are the pictures of Hatcher and Seacrest making out that will be published in this week’s US Magazine.

And here’s a video of Seacrest flirting with Anderson Cooper on CNN. Cooper tells Seacrest that his big tie “works for him.” Then Seacrest points out that Cooper’s tie is “tiny and mine is huge.” “I’ve heard that often,” Cooper responds. Ow!

Paris Hilton likes to kill time with vanity as seen in this video of Hilton at fashion week in LA taking her own picture over and over again. It’s rather boring and mildly sickening.

Hilton has been seen out twice with Stavros Niarchos in the past few days, belying rumors that the couple has split. We think Hilton just needs men around constantly to satisfy her vanity.

Here are Hilton and Niarchos and a carful of friends heading to Teddy’s night club in Hollywood to see Prince perform. Hilton and Niarchos were photographed earlier on Wednesday after a trip to the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood.

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Eight more pictures including Hilton boarding a private plane headed for Vegas on 3/24 (the girl does get around) after the jump.

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Natalie Portman crosses over into dangerous Gwyneth Paltrow territory by comparing actresses who do it for the money to whores:

Portman, just because you wear vegan shoes and give college lectures for publicity doesn’t mean you’re any better than other actresses.

Not only are you stupid and arrogant, you’re also a hypocrite.

Even though you do ads in Japan that doesn’t mean we don’t know about them. Were you appearing in these shampoo commercials for the sheer challenge of portraying a young woman with glossy hair? You must be terribly ashamed for selling your body for some cash two years ago.

Via Oh no they didn’t comes Gwyneth Paltrow and Daniel Henney’s Japanese Beanpole ad. It’s flirty and sexy, and you might enjoy it.

Here’s Gwyneth’s husband, Chris Martin, out with their daughter Apple, almost 2, in NY on 3/18. [via]