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Celebitchy Archives: Lindsay Lohan
Aug
22
Lindsay Lohan slams Ashlee Simpson for getting plastic surgery


Lindsay Lohan should either keep her mouth shut or try to make sure that people stop making up fake quotes and attributing them to her, because she supposedly slammed Ashlee Simpson for getting plastic surgery. She said that the tabloids didn't pay enough attention to Ashlee's new nose, but that's bullshit because it was all over the place and Ashlee was even forced to admit that she had rhinoplasty.

Lindsay Lohan has blasted tabloids for speculating about her ample chest, after they ""blew off the fact"" concerning Ashlee Simpson's recent cosmetic surgery on her nose.

Lohan, 20, has long been the subject of rumors she has undergone breast enhancement surgery, while Simpson's rhinoplasty operation in April made an obvious difference to her nose and was confirmed by her publicist.

The Mean Girls star believes Simpson's nose job was virtually ignored compared to the amount of media attention her breasts attracted, which Lohan has always insisted are completely natural.

Lohan says, ""It's like when they said I got my chest done and it wasn't true.

""(The tabloids) kind of blew off the fact that Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. I've never done anything.""

Lohan also repeated that lie that her boobs are real, saying she's never done anything. Yeah, she didn't do it, a plastic surgeon did. She's pretty good at arguing the finer points of the truth. Maybe she should go to law school. Oh wait - she'd have to go to college first. (Yeah, I'm blasting the celebrities for lack of education today. It kind of amazes me how popular Lohan and Paris are when they didn't even try to go to college.)

Here are both Ashlee and Lohan outside of club Hyde in Hollywood. They missed each other by a couple of nights and several fistfulls of martinis. Lohan was there on August 17th and Ashlee was there on August 20th. If you saw these pictures of Lohan last week I'm sorry, but I just couldn't resist her drunken mug. Pictures [via] [via] and [via] Thanks to smart for the tip.

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Aug
18
Lindsay Lohan supposedly cleaned up her act


The NY Daily News reports that Lindsay Lohan has been showing up to work on time and has cleaned up her act since receiving that scathing letter from the CEO of the production company running the film she's starring in, "Georgia Rule":

Pals of Lindsay Lohan have noticed a change come over the firecracker actress in recent weeks.

"She's heard everyone and is cleaning up her act," says a friend.

"Lindsay is really taking it easy these days. ... she is focused on work and [boyfriend] Harry [Morton]."

Lohan's love of the nightlife has kept her in the gossip pages. But she was stung by a recent letter from the producer of her new film, "Georgia Rule," slamming her hard partying and lax work practices.

"It was a turning point," says the friend. "She realized it was a matter of either stepping up or stepping down.

"Lindsay took this seriously; she takes her career seriously. She has been going home early every night and [arriving] at work on time since the letter."

Someone close to Lindsay called the Daily News and planted this story. She needs to do serious damage control after everyone saw firsthand how she lives in messy luxurious, drunken squalor and parties with her mom.

This could be true though. There seem to be less pictures of Lindsay out and about. She's staying in surrounded by thousands of dollars worth of scattered fashion and snorting coke with her mom at night.

Here is Lohan on a a photoshoot for In Style magazine in Hollywood. Found at France-vidcaps.org via JJB.

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Aug
17
Lindsay Lohan and a pile 'o coke


Here's poor little rich whore Lindsay Lohan on sitting on a mattress at the Chateau Marmot surrounded by luxury goods while sipping on a bottle of Jack Daniels and wearing a fur coat. There's even a pile 'o coke and a little silver spoon visible in the background. Pictures are, obviously, from Perez Hilton.

At least Lindsay does her fur-wearing behind doors.

These aren't too scandalous, considering that Lindsay was photographed with a bong in the background in photos that came out a few months ago.

The Sun claims that Lindsay wasdenied VIP tickets to an upcoming Justin Timberlake concert because it's feared she'll get wasted and make a spectacle of herself. I would say I doubt that's true, but given these pictures I'm more apt to believe it.

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Aug
16
High res Lohan sideboob pics


Lindsay Lohan claims that "Sex and the City" is the inspiration for her sluttiness, and that if 2 out of 4 fictional characters on a cable show can sleep around, she can too:

Lindsay Lohan has hailed seminal sitcom Sex And The City for inspiring her dating philosophy. Even though Lohan was only 12 years old when the Sarah Jessica Parker-starring comedy started, the star admits she loves having open and casual relationships with men, like "Sex And The City" characters Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobbs, Samantha Jones and Charlotte York.

She says, "Sex And The City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people."

Did she really say this? That's fucking crazy. Those are women on a cable show, not real people. Granted this was probably taken out of context, but WTF?

Lohan admits to having a double standard with the men she dates, and said some crap about how she can sleep around but they can't.

The girl needs to wear a bra and stay in and watch some documentaries. No fiction films, because she'll use anything she sees on screen to justify her outrageous lifestyle.

Pictures found at Hollywood's Best and taken by X17. I know you've already seen them, but these versions are sort of high res.

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Aug
10
Lindsay Lohan just about to burn out


I'm sorry for two Lindsay Lohan stories today, but I just couldn't resist this latest news. Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is just about to get kicked out of her digs at the Chateau Marmont hotel. Hotel staff are annoyed at her comings and goings at all hours of the night:

According to Page Six, the freckled phenom's behavior at the Chateau, where Hollywood royalty has indulged themselves for years in well-shielded privacy, has prompted management to consider a ban. "They are trying to kick her out. It is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights," says one source. A rep for the hotel says the rumor isn't true.

Lindsay shocked her accountants by running up a $1,000,000 bill at the Chateau Marmount last year. Why doesn't she just buy a house? There was another story that Lindsay spent another million on clothing alone when she easily could have been comped many of the luxury brands she wears.

There's also a report from a "Herbie: Fully Loaded" crew member that claims that Lindsay was as much of a lazy brat on that set as she's been publically chastized for on her latest film.

She stayed out all night, and then the doctor announced that Ms Lohan had asthma the next day. She played the exhaustion card a couple of times. Too tired from shooting to bear another day of shooting. She calls in sick one day and we find out she is across town shooting a day with her then-boyfriend on That 70's Show. Another day she has the "doctor" call in Ms Sickie's fake ailment, because she was shooting her own music video the night before. Many mornings during the Herbie show were rescheduled according to the Puffy Face Report. The Princess was able to make the production [crew] recreate the desert race sets closer to the Four Seasons. She said she had signed on "to do a film in Los Angeles" and El Mirage was too hot and too far. She is a brat. One day she comes storming up the Team Payton driveway, followed by the producer. It seems he had to insist that Lindsey play her off-screen lines for Michael Keaton. This common courtesy she could not afford her fellow actor.

The way Lindsay is going she's going to spend all her cash on purses and hotel rooms and will have such a bad reputation in the industry that she won't be able to get another job. Maybe she gets her drugs for free though.

Here's Lindsay having a little upskirt accident and shopping. [via] and [via

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Aug
10
Lindsay Lohan to start a tattoo parlor and put out a photography book


Lindsay Lohan just can't slow down. The girl loves talking about herself, and she really likes looking at herself too. She told I-d Magazine that she doesn't read the tabloids, but she does look at her own pictures. Big surprise:

"I don't read the tabloids much anymore. (I just look at the pictures to see how I am in other people's eyes.) I'm comfortable in my own skin. You know, you really want to please everyone, but I'm not going to do things just to make other people happy. I've learned to say 'no' more than 'yes.' I mean, nothing against the people who do, but I would never do a line for K-mart or something. I love fashion too much. There are certain things I want to do."
[from the September, 2006 issue of I-d Magazine, print edition]

One of those "things" is put out a book of photographs of herself and her friends, including Karl Lagerfeld, who she brags about knowing, She talks about charity, too, but it's doubtful she'll ever get to it with all the other crap she's planning:

[Lindsay wants] to open a boutique in Paris carrying work by Lagerfeld...

She's also putting together a book of photographs of herself, Moss, Lagerfeld, and others for a book, "It's going to be called Narcissist." She pauses and looks off as if to say, I know what people are going to say and I don't care.

She has started a production company and is teaming with her good friend, Natalie Portman... on a project.

She's planning a trip to Kenya, "I've always wanted my own charity. That's something I'm really involved in. Something I will have more time for in the long run."

She goes on to talk about her plans to visit Iraq while channeling Marilyn Monroe.

This girl is so full of shit. She admitted as much this week by saying that she "says things that aren't true a lot." That's called lying, Lindsay! Is everyone else as sick of this girl's bullshit as I am?

Britain's The Sun reports that Lindsay plans to open a tattoo parlor in LA! Let's hope this isn't true:

A pal told me: “Lindsay is setting up her own tattoo place which will be like a trendy, glass-fronted fashion store. She will work on her own designs and will market it to young society people.

“Lindsay wants to create a complete brand which will move into clothes and merchandising. She’s looking for business partners and tattooists to come in on it with her.”

Lindsay, girl, slow down. You're going to burn out more than your voice.

Here is Lindsay in I-d Magazine, courtesy of Linds-Lo.com

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Aug
04
Lindsay Lohan says she's disgusted by the paparrazi


Lindsay Lohan wrote an e-mail to gossip mogul Perez Hilton damning the hoards of paparrazi that follow her everywhere. Before you question the authenticity of the e-mail, Perez has hung out with Lohan. He also works out of a Hollywood coffee shop that stars frequent, and just saw Lohan on Wednesday morning. Her grammar isn't that great, but she's probably dashing off the message on her Blackberry while surrounded by photographers:

-----Original Message----- From: [XXXXXXXX] To: Perez Hilton Subject: Re: Yooo Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 23:23:59 +0000

Almost witnessed 3kids being hit by paparazzi.... Never in my life had an expirience as I just did with the paparazzi. I am not kidding I am shaking, cannot breathe a bit, scared, anxious and sad. If someone doesn't feel bad, than I will feel bad for myself. It is disgusting what these g-d damn people are doing to me. As well as the people in my life that I work with/for. Its vulgar and I'm saddened for myself.

And, ANY of those willing to fall into judging me in any way in the future, or past. Can watch the video tapes that these men/women take of me while they are being invasive towards my DAY off.... Which I never have anymore. (Send that to Morgan Creek)

G-d Bless.
xxl

The paparrazi are going too far if some kids almost got hit.

So Lindsay feels sorry for herself? Judging from the amount of photographs of Lindsay that hit the 'net on a daily basis, she must have a hard time just getting away from it all.

She seems torn between loving the publicity and nightlife and wanting to have a little peace and quiet. She certainly plays to the cameras when it's to her advantage.

Maybe if she quit showing up for every event she could stem her popularity just enough to get some precious alone time. It might do wonders for her credibility, too.

A new editorial claims Lindsay is headed for Tara Reid country and that she's the one who courts disaster. We have to agree:

Memo to Dina [Lohan]: Where there’s smoke, there’s Lindsay. People aren’t out to ruin your daughter, because she’s doing a great job of that herself. When a Hollywood executive takes the extraordinary step of blasting a major star in public because he just can’t take it anymore, it’s a sign that Lindsay is entering Tara Reid country.

Slow down, Lindsay, and the paparazzi will too. You don't need to be roadkill.

Here is Lohan at the Saturn X Games kickoff party on 8/2. I don't know who the guy is that she's posing with, but some of you probably do. [via]

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Aug
02
Lindsay Lohan in a see through top


Lindsay Lohan probably thinks it's cute or whatever to wear her Pink Taco boyfriend's undershirt out in public for all the paparrazi to see. She could have fit one of those white diaphanous shirts she likes to wear into one of her giant purses for the day after, but it was already stuffed full with three bikinis.

Lohan is probably going to have to give a statement in the suit against her mother, Dina, who is being sued for switching Lohan's record label to get a more high-profile deal. Now that Lohan's music and acting career is taking a nosedive, that settlement is going to be worth a lot less.

Here is Lohan looking all busy and unable to balance her accessories while gleefully showing off her store-bought goodies. Her shirt isn't as see-through as Jessica Simpson's, but she's working with what was in her boyfriend's closet.


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Aug
01
Lindsay Lohan's singing career is screwed too


When I reported on the scathing letter Lohan received from the production studio head of her latest film, I said, "Lohan has become a parody of herself and will have a steady career of increasingly more embarassing endorsements if she doesn't slow down and focus on her acting. Oh wait - she can sing too, right?"

She can sing, but her music career has fallen prey to her partying ways, too. The British arm of her record label has given her the boot because her single tanked in the UK. Lindsay's blamed for the failure since she couldn't be bothered to go to England for promotion:

An industry source told me: “A single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to get off her bum and promote it. In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album, called Speak, in Britain. “She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album.Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”

The single she did release was appropriately named Over, which is what will happen to Lindsay’s career if she doesn’t clean up her act soon.

Oops Lindsay, better concentrate on your career instead of how good you look to the paparrazi.

Here is Lindsay kick-boxing on the beach this weekend. Her trainer looks perplexed and a bit scared. That little firecracker might just hurt him if he's not careful.

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Jul
31
Lindsay Lohan Bikini Mega Post


It seems like we've seen these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini before, but she always seems to be in a bikini, and she changes them to let us know that the pictures are new. She must love skipping rocks, doing pushups, and frolicking in the Malibu surf for the paparrazi while fully made up. Look, she's even got a new camera. Maybe some of the hoards of photographers around her can give her some tips on how to get those perfect candids.

Lohan's hard-partying mother, Dina, has defended her daughter's constant exhaustion on set, saying she has asthma and that's why she sounds like a 70 year-old woman when she talks and has no endurance on the job:

Describing the circumstances that she said led up to the incident, "On the set it was 105 degrees," she tells PEOPLE. "And she has bronchial asthma – so any extreme heat or cold, she can't breathe."

On top of which, says her mom, Lindsay "was wearing winter clothes and she was telling people, 'I need water, I need water.' And they just want to get the shot, want to get the shot."

The elder Lohan said Lindsay was physically affected "after she had left (the set) and went home."

Speaking to Access, Dina said, "I'm a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child. … She's a human being. There was one day when she was late, and they (director Garry Marshall and costar Jane Fonda) worked the schedule around her. Garry, Jane, everybody loves her."

And now, apparently, so does Robinson. [Lindsay's boss who wrote the scathing letter] "I've never had a minute's trouble with her. She's every inch a lady," the film executive told the Hollywood Reporter on Friday. "I felt I needed to remind her of her obligations to show up."

Well, everyone is happy now and maybe Lindsay will be able to get some much-needed water on set. She certainly lives in it when she's at home.

Pictures [via]

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Jul
31
Lindsay Lohan still partying, earth still revolving around the sun


Lindsay Lohan got a harsh letter from the CEO of the production company running her latest film, "Georgia Rule," that makes it clear that her bosses aren't buying the "heat exhaustion" excuse. I initially believed that Lohan was working every day and just had to go to the hospital once for whatever reason, because I'm gullible like that and there are plenty of pictures of her on set. It turns out that Lohan skipped a entire day of work and planned not to go in the next day, either.

Lohan's bosses are pissed that she showed up late to work a bunch of times and held up filming for a day, since
it costs big bucks to keep all those actors hydrated and gaffers fed. They sent a letter to the hotel she stays at last Wednesday.

You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was "heat exhaustion." We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so-called "exhaustion..."

You have acted like a spoiled child and in so doing have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture.

This letter hit the Internet, thanks to The Smoking Gun, on Thursday. Instead of staying at home, maybe renting a movie or buying shit on eBay, Lohan was out partying again this weekend, and she didn't just stay close to home.

She went to Vegas with her boyfriend of one whole month and was seen at Jeff Beacher's variety show. She was photographed flashing her trademark peace sign.

Lohan has become a parody of herself and will have a steady career of increasingly more embarassing endorsements if she doesn't slow down and focus on her acting. Oh wait - she can sing too, right?

Lohan is shown at the show in question in Vegas on Saturday. She is also seen outside of The Ivy restaurant with her boyfriend, Harry Morton, who seems to think that a pack of cigarettes can shield him from the paparrazi.

Lohan and Morton got new tattoos in the wee hours of the morning last week, but they didn't pull a Scary Spice 'n Eddie Murphy, and opted instead for trite symbols that will last much longer than their relationship.

Pictures [via]

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Jul
27
Lindsay Lohan hospitalized - again


Lindsay Lohan, the hardest working cokehead in show business, had to be rushed to the emergency room for like the 15th time after getting heat stroke on the set of her film, "Georgia Rule."

The 20-year-old actress was rushed to the emergency room Wednesday afternoon suffering from heat exhaustion. According to The Insider, she was taken by private car to an L.A. area hospital from the set of her new movie Georgia Rule.

“She was overheated and dehydrated,” says Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, who adds that the starlet spent a couple of hours in the hospital after being given a Vitamin B shot. “She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours,” she said.

Lohan is expected to return to the set tomorrow.

Though Lindsay was seen partying in L.A. the night before she was rushed to the hospital, friends claim she’s trying to turn over a new Lohan. A friend of the actress, 20, tells Us that Lohan’s new boyfriend, Harry Morton, 25 — who does not use alcohol or drugs — has had a profound effect on her.

I believe she was affected by the heat. I also believe she cut her foot on a teacup after taking a shower. Whether any of these hospitalizations were influenced by substance abuse we may never know.

She's been with that guy Harry for nearly a month and his time's just about up if she's showing up at parties in bikinis. It also can't work to his favor that he doesn't drink or do lines. You can't change Lindsay Morgan Lohan.

Here is Lohan outside of the Ivy restaurant on 7/23 and on the set of "Georgia Rule" on 7/18. She's acting all cat-like, stretching and spreading her legs. You can tell the exhaustion is just about to set in. [via]


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Jul
25
Lindsay Lohan no longer blames Paris for her hacked Blackberry


Lindsay Lohan is recanting her accusation that Paris Hilton is somehow responsible for the nasty missives that were sent to Lindsay's friends from her hacked Blackberry. Paris probably figured out Lindsay's password and sent the messages, which sound just like Paris' hate-filled idiocy, but Lindsay can't prove it and doesn't want to deal with getting sued.

"Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar," Zelnik [Lindsay's rep] told The New York Post's Page Six.

"They weren't," she now said. "We now have her lawyers looking into it."

Defamer has an eyewitness who claims that Paris complained loudly to her entourage that "firecrotch" was calling her "again" and sent two calls from Lindsay to voicemail.

Poor Lindsay needs a gal pal or a trusty hairdresser who can keep up with her. She's wearing out her fuck buddies quickly and doesn't have anyone to have a raspy chat with.

Lindsay attended Jeremy Piven's birthday party in two different flesh-colored bikinis. There are several things wrong with her outfits. In the pictures of other party-goers she seems to be the only wearing a bikini. Does she really need the attention that badly? She also managed to chose swimwear in two colors that are completely unflattering to her skintone. I'm also a fair-skinned strawberry blonde and I know better than to wear pink or light tan. It just makes her looked washed up. I mean washed out. Then again, maybe she was going for that nude look.

Pictures [via]

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Jul
24
Paris Hilton says that other girls "use her" to get attention


Someone was sending nasty text messages to Lindsay Lohan's friends, and the messages sounded suspiciously like Paris Hilton's junior-high put downs. Paris has denied being the culprit because of course she couldn't hack anything. It's possible she figured out the password or had someone help her, though:

Paris Hilton who has allegedly been accused by Lindsay Lohan’s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik of hacking into Lohan’s personal Blackberry and sending out harassing messages to her buddy list, called such claims as absolutely ‘silly’.

"A mysterious troublemaker sent disgusting and very mean messages that everyone thought were coming from Lindsay. They weren`t. We now have her lawyers looking into it. Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar", Zap2it quoted Zelnik, as saying.

But Hilton who has already gone through the ‘hacking business’ when her private info from her Sidekick was leaked onto the Internet in 2004, called the accusations as absolutely ‘silly’ and erroneous.

Whatever. Like we really care about either of these two anymore. They're fun to watch in a car-crash kind of way.

Hilton says that "certain girls use [her]" to get attention. As if she's not the one clamouring for attention all the time:

She says, "All those stories are made up. You know how shy I am... Well, non-confrontational.

"Certain girls just use me to get media attention because a feud with Paris Hilton always gets press."

There's something seriously wrong with talking about yourself in the third person. Paris is non-confrontational. She's so non-confrontational she has to make up stories about fights she's had with other girl celebrities and try to spread them around. Those girls must have wanted attention so badly that they psychically willed Paris to involve them in fantasy fights.

Here's Paris with her sister Nicky in some older bikini candids and doing recent promotion for her single in Costa d'en Blanes and Palma de Mallorca on July 23 and 22. [via]

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Jul
17
Lindsay Lohan's ProActiv Commercial

I can't believe Lindsay accepted an endorsement gig as a ProActiv spokesperson. Diddy and Jessica Simpson did it, but it seemed like a rumor when I first heard about it.

A few years ago I actually used ProActiv. It's a bit drying, but I have to admit that it worked on my skin, which only occasionally broke out beforehand but was really clear when I was using it. OMG - please send me some cash ProActiv, because I just plugged your stupid skincare system.

Thanks to Faded Youth for finding this video.

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Jul
12
Lindsay Lohan Gives a BJ in Public


I know, just like me you would be in a shock too after seeing Lindsay Lohan in between her guy’s legs, doing…you know what. However, after looking at picture carefully, I realized that it’s a movie shoot.

But I still find it a bit awkward, it might not be a new thing for Lindsay but her mum would land up in a shock if this scene makes it to the screen. Better known as Teen queen, Lindsay seems to be ready to do anything and everything to make it big in the industry. A few months back, she said she would go topless for an Oscar.

Via Popsugar

This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.

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Jul
10
Lindsay Lohan linked with another random older guy


Remember the skinny weird guy who played Hugh Grant's roommate in "Notting Hill?" His name is Rhys Ifans and Lindsay Lohan is supposedly dating him now. That Taco chain owner had got to be relieved:

The 'Mean Girls' actress is said to have fallen for the 37-year-old actor - best known for his role as Hugh Grant's eccentric flatmate Spike in 'Notting Hill' - after being introduced to him by her friend Kate Moss.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Falling for Rhys was really the icing on the cake for Lindsay. She already loves hanging out with Kate in London.

"One of the reasons Rhys appealed is that he's so quirky, bright and refreshing."

The flame-haired actress is apparently so infatuated with her new love, who is 17 years her senior, that she is planning to splash out on a London property so she can be closer to him.

Lohan, 20, is also keen on buying a pad in the UK capital because she can legally drink in Britain.

The source added: "Lindsay is branded a hellraiser in the US because the legal drinking age is 21.

"So it's an amazing relief to be in England where things are more liberal. She loves that it's different here."

When I was underage I used a lookalike's driver's license to drink because I was resourceful like that. I also wasn't dumb enough to tell guys I liked them or blab about it so they would hear. Lohan said last week "There is a boy I like. I'm sure people will start writing about him soon. He lives in London. It's so hard!"

Maybe she thought she was clever by not mentioning his name, but now a few guys who live in London are cringing at the thought of Lindsay moving into their city. They probably thought it was just a bit of fun, and now Lindsay's going to be coming around with hoards of paparrazi to ruin their relatively low-key lifestyle.

Here she is in yet another bikini at a Malibu beach house on July 8th. [via]

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Jul
09
Madonna to perform with Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson?


If someone told me Madonna was going to pull the tired hanging on the cross routine for her latest tour, I wouldn't have believed them. So while it may seem really stupid of Madonna to try to tie her fading star to two hot young singers at the MTV music awards again, it sounds like something she would do. She's persistent in her blind/blonde ambition, and she tends to beat dead horses and expect people to pay to watch, which they do.

She's said to now want to "pass her energy" onto Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson in an S&M number that probably borrows from her stupid "Confessions" tour. I bet it will have an equestrian theme, too:

Three years ago at the MTV Video Music Awards she made front page news around the world when she kissed BRITNEY SPEARS and CHRISTINA AGUILERA.

Now the Queen Of Pop is planning to do a bondage scene with the two rising stars at this year’s awards in New York next month.

A source told me: “Madonna’s people contacted Jessica’s representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well.

“With both Jessica and Lindsay’s stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with.

“She’s planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage- inspired show.

“Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night.”

The source is The Sun, which makes it seem like fake news, but you never know with Madonna. It could be true now that Madonna is converting Lohan to Kabbalah.

Please, Madonna, retire already. You look more like a cartoon character than a pop star, and you were right at home on stage at the Grammys with Gorillaz. You should devote your life to converting people to your sham cult and quit performing. Maybe you'll hook gullible Jessica Simpson into Kabbalah too. She's surely in need of some spiritual guidance.

Here is Madonna with her daughter Lourdes outside of the NY Kabbalah center on 6/30. Lindsay Lohan is shown shopping at Tower Records on 7/7 and in Malibu on 7/6. [via]. There are also some low-res candids of Jessica Simpson arriving at LA airport with her bodyguard. [via]

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Jul
07
High Res photos of Lindsay Lohan clutching her breasts in GQ


As if Lindsay needs more publicity, she now graces the cover of the August issue of GQ and appears in a porny spread inside. I read the part of the article about her that's viewable in these images, and it seems like more of the same crap about Lindsay and her life in the tabloids. The author probably comes to the conclusion that she's a smart businesswoman who's destined to go places.

The thing that gets me is that the quotes and this spread look like Playboy. You know how Playboy and Penthouse always make up crap for the models to say, like how they think their best friend is hot or how they arranged a threesome with their boyfriend? It's like these quotes are made up by GQ to make the over-the-top pictures seem even more slutty. Maybe that's how GQ always does it, though.

This week Lindsay is bedding a guy who runs a suggestively-named chain of taco joints, and is changing her bikini three times a day. As she says in the GQ article "really - who cares?"

In one of the quotes she insists her breasts are real: "I like my body and my breasts. And no, they're not fake." She could skirt the question or admit to surgery she's obviously had, but instead she wants to volunteer lies. We don't care, Lindsay, you're already damaged goods so a little boob job isn't going to harm your image.

Pictures [via]

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Jul
05
Lindsay Lohan says her boobs are real and she never tried cocaine


Lindsay's full of shit lately. Her boobs look like two basketballs stuffed under her skin, but she has attributed their strange shape and quick growth to natural causes. This latest quote is undoubtedly made up, because there's no source listed and it's worded like a typical Brit would phrase it, but it's not beneath us to repeat it or attribute it to her. She said something like this before, but it's impossible to google since all the keywords are kind of dirty:

Stunning Lindsay, who only turned 20 on Sunday, said: "Skinny's not attractive. I've learnt that."

Peering inside her vest she added: "I like having my breasts in there - naturally, I add! The papers said I had implants, then when I was really flat-chested they said I was anorexic and had had them taken out.


"Truth is I have got my boobs back because I've got healthier again and I'm so happy."

[via]

It's probably not true that she actually said that this time around unless someone changed the quote to sound British, but in an interview with The Mirror she did deny every trying cocaine, and credited her druggie dad for her abstinence:

"I've never tried cocaine," Lindsay says. "I've seen my father. I've seen how it messes with families and f***s your life up. If I hadn't witnessed that, I may have gone a different route. I don't know. But I've seen how it tore my parents apart."

Lohan also admits that she was too thin and wasn't eating right, and said she turned her health around by exercising. She says she parties a lot but that "it's nothing too decadent and probably not half as wild as what goes on at university fraternity parties." It's good that she's no longer in denial about her body at least.

Here she is in various beach shots this week.

Thanks to Hollywoods Best, Egotastic, and Mollygood for the photos. x17online also points out her freckled butt.

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Jul
04
"Celebrities in bikinis for 4th of July" Links

- Rachel Hunter shows off her breast implant scar while swimming (NSFW) [I'm not obsessed]
- Terry Hatcher in a bikini is not so ugly [yeeah]
- Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures [Egotastic]
- Pamela Anderson bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
- Four year-old boy pageant winner flips off crowd, loses title of "Little Mr. Apricot" [Wizbang Pop]
- Are the British sore losers or just hooligans? [The Bastardly]
- Lindsay Lohan says she's "never tried cocaine." Didn't she hint to Vanity Fair that she did? [A Socialite's Life]
- Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, and Rachel Bilson party with the Fonz's daughter [MollyGood]
- Toni Braxton manages to perform with her clothes on. [Juicy News]
- K-Fed stocks up on junk food for 4th of July [DListed]
- Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and Violet [Bricks and Stones]
- Jolie-Pitt-Stefani-Rossdale celebrity play date [Faded Youth]
- People scream for Bobbie Brown to get offstage at the Essence Music Festival [Concrete Loop]
- Holiday firework don'ts [CityRag]
- Pictures of 'Lil Kim's first day of freedom. Now she's on 30-day house arrest. [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Lesbian inmate claims to have been "close friends" with 'Lil Kim in prison [Media Take Out]


Here are recent high res photos of Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson in bikinis. [via] Have a great 4th of July!

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Jun
29
Madonna, I mean "Esther" renames Lindsay Lohan "Rose"


Having failed to convert Britney Spears to Kabbalah, Madonna is trying to bring Lindsay Lohan into the fold. Lohan is in need of some spiritual guidance in between all of her exhausting bed hopping, and
admitted to being interested in the cult back in March:

"Yes, I am looking into kabbalah. I guess why is because all of us need something. You just have to grab onto whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything around can be so tough, so hard. I think you have to have somewhere to turn for a little softness and understanding. I know I'm really trying."

Now that Lohan has stuck her little toe into the expensive Kabbalah tap water, Madonna has renamed her in an attempt to prime her for full-on indoctrination:

The world knows her as Lindsay Lohan, but Madonna now calls her Rose! According to an insider, when dealing with others who share her spiritual belief in Kabbalah, Madonna goes by her Hebrew name, Esther, and now that Lindsay has taken up the religion, she will go by Rose. "Madonna helped Lindsay come up with the new name, partly based on her birth date and place of birth," the insider says. "Lindsay adores her new name."
(From In Touch print edition, July 10, 2006.)

People who stay in cults are so gullible. (There's no shame in getting caught up in a cult or being born into one. Staying active in one for years by your own will and trying to convert other people is another thing.) Madonna may think she's the queen of pop music, but she's giving all her cash to some shysters in exchange for their bubble-gum insight and a sense of superiority. It may feed her smug attitude, but maybe she'll realize at some point what's going on and feel like the fool she is.

If you don't think Kabbalah is a cult, read cult expert Rick Ross' articles on it. Kabbalah and its founder, Philip Berg, have ruined lives and ripped off thousands of people. Lohan is about to be next. She loves spending money, and she's about to get a chance to throw some down the dark hole of manufactured spiritual enlightenment.

Here's a link to a good overview of the characteristics and techniques of cults. It's not just about losing money. A lot of families, friends, and personal identities get washed out too.

Here is Madonna with her daughter, Lourdes, in NY on 6/27, [via] and Lindsay Lohan at the opening of club Social Hollywood also on 6/27. [via]

Madonna is wearing blue slippers in these pics, and she's not wearing her wedding ring.

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Jun
14
Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan cat fight revisited


Paris Hilton saw Lindsay Lohan out at a club in NY on Monday night and started screaming at her for having dared pick up Paris' leftovers. When Lohan responded calmly and Hilton lost the class battle, she went on a full-out assault for the slut title:

PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan at Butter on Monday night. Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, "I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!" After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, "That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you." Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, "Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road." After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants.

Paris and Lindsay's last fight was at a club in Hollywood in mid May, and they were screaming in each other's faces. Paris was said to be upset that Lindsay was name-dropping her during promotion for "Just My Luck," but that sounded like a bogus reason considering Lindsay had already slept with two of Paris' exes.

Someone must be coaching Lohan to help her better respond to well-deserved attacks. She must love that she came off as the classy one in this latest incident and probably called her publicist right away to give the news.

Paris is back with Stavros now, which sort of explains her possesiveness of the ultra-rich oil heir. This latest round is sure to be short-lived though, so why make a fuss?

Here is Lohan on the night in question. I don't know who those football guys are, but she might be posing with one of them. I google image searched both of the Giants mentioned and it's hard to tell. It could be some random other guy. Paris is shown signing autographs outside the Regis and Kelly show on 6/12. She has a nip slip, and I was considering making that into its own post, but that's kind of common with Paris so why hype it?

Paris is also shown outside her NY Hotel on 6/12. She is the victim of MAC Studio Fix Face, which reflects light and makes her look like a barbie whose head has been switched.

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Jun
12
Kid Party Girl Lindsay Lohan needs a reality check


Lindsay Lohan seemed like she was moderately improving. She didn't strike back at Paris Hilton or Brandon Davis for the firecrotch rant video, and she may have even made up with Paris depending on how you interpret the story. She also admitted to not being able to stay in a committed relationship. She came off as a sympathetic slutty character for a week or two. Then she had to go and open her mouth again.

A few weeks ago she told Matt Lauer that she's the "hardest working person" she knows.

In an interview in Harper's Bazaar, she takes her frenetic self perception to a new level by claiming that she's gone through more in her coke-fueled 19.75 years than most people have in a lifetime. Yeah, that's how you see the world when you're jacked up on coke.

"(I don't) need to do any more kid movies," Lohan tells Harper's Bazaar magazine in their upcoming issue. "The word kid makes you feel like a child. Someone I dated called me kid all the time. I hated it... I've been through more than some people have in lifetimes..."

As for her reputation as living in the fast lane, Lohan says people make too much of her busy lifestyle. "People like to think that just because I’m young and like to enjoy my life, I'm some crazy party girl," Lohan says. "I hate the term party girl – I hate it."

"I'm in this career for the longevity of it," she adds, "not just for doing everything too fast and then running out of steam."

These few quotes by Lohan provide a lot of fodder to rip on her.

It's completely out of touch and arrogant for Lohan to say she's been through more than most people - not some people - have in a lifetime. She shleps around handbags that are worth more than a large percentage of families in the world take home in a year. (Disclosure: I am totally superficial and would carry these same purses if I could afford it.) Doing a lot of drugs, guys, and shopping is not in the same hardship league as not being able to put food on the table.

In terms of Lohan saying that she's in it for the long term and doesn't want to run out of steam, that seems like a legimate concern she should have. Lohan is partying like a mad woman, and she's linked with a new guy every week. It's all well and good to say you have trouble settling down, but being known for going to the bathroom a lot and having catfights with models who date your older fuckbuddies isn't going to do much for her career. She needs to actually calm down and stay home for a while if she wants to be taken seriously. (And it's probably Brett Ratner who called her "kid," because don't all directors use that term?)

So let's call Lindsay Lohan "Kid Party Girl" from now on. It seems to bother her much more than "Firecrotch."

Here she is at a Cartier event looking completely sober.

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Jun
09
Lindsay Lohan says the coke keeps her from settling down with one guy


Lindsay Lohan says that she can't settle down with one guy, and tries to explain away her sluttiness by claiming she's like a guy:

She tells style magazine Harper's Bazaar, "I've become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date."

Lohan's crush on McFLY star HARRY JUDD has prompted her to consider a move to London.

Lohan says she's not with McFly's drummer Harry Judd, and that they're "just friends," but Judd's bandmates wrote a song teasing him about hooking up with Lindsay, called "Please Please Lindsay Please."

Here's a story about the song on E! Daily. The lyrics: "You love yourself more than you love me."

Judd must be one of the "several men who live overseas" Lindsay's publicist says she dating. We suspect one of the other guys is Londoner Jamie Burke, Kate Moss' ex.

Lindsay may have a good excuse for not being able to stick with one guy - she's jacked up on so much cocaine that she needs constant excitement.

Lohan annoyed Vogue editrix Anna Wintour Monday night as a guest at Wintour’s table at the CFDA awards because, she “got up to use the bathroom to powder her nose six times in two hours,” said our spy. During the last trip, Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer: “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.” Lohan’s date, Karl Lagerfeld, was then told, “Karl, this is your guest, control her!” A rep for Wintour said, “Anna was definitely surprised at how busy Lindsay was, but she offered no threat.”

Lindsay is a busy girl, all right.

Here she is getting a less harmful stimulant and getting out of her car. [via]


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Jun
06
Is Brandon Davis making Lindsay Lohan cum freckles?


Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton made up at a party, with Paris later calling Lindsay "sexy" for good measure. Lindsay may have also made up with her verbal attacker, Brandon Davis, in spades, because his grandmother claims she's dating him:

IN a desperate bid to extinguish the "firecrotch" furor that has burned the oil-rich Davis dynasty in Beverly Hills, family matriarch Barbara Davis is telling friends that her bratty grandson, Brandon Davis, is now dating Lindsay Lohan, the subject of his vulgar tirade last month.

At sappy saxophonist Kenny G's birthday party in Malibu Saturday, Barbara [Brandon Davis' grandmother] was overheard inexplicably telling party guests, "Brandon is dating Lindsay now!" A rep for Barbara agreed, telling Page Six that Brandon took Lohan out to dinner last weekend.

But chief Lohan-dler Leslie Sloane responds that Davis has gone daffy: "It is unfortunate that Barbara Davis is desperate enough to make up a lie about Lindsay dating her grandson.

"Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon's apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together.Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas." (That's several men, lest any of Lohan's foreign suitors think they have the freckle-faced phenom all to themselves.)

That's hysterical. Old people get confused and think that youngsters are dating whenever they hang out together. In Lindsay and Brandon's case they're probably just fucking.

Lindsay's publicist says she's dating "several men," though, so how can she keep up?

Here's Lindsay with Karl Lagerfeld at the CFDA fashion awards and with Kevin Klein, Meryl Streep, and Lilly Tomlin at the Prarie Home Companion premiere. She is shown with her little sister at the movie's after party. [via]

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May
24
Paris lets 50 Cent feel her boob; Lindsay makes out with Stavros


Paris Hilton was seen sitting on 50 Cent's lap in Cannes. He checked out her tiny cans and put a hand on her boob . She later got cosy with scum-bag director Brett Ratner, who is Lindsay Lohan's ex f*ck buddy. Lohan and Paris missed each other in Cannes, though:

According to the Mirror, while at a party at the Hotel Du Cap, Hilton and rapper 50 Cent were getting hot and heavy.

A source told the tabloid: “They looked very friendly. Paris was sitting in Fiddy’s lap ad when she leaned over to talk to a pal he sneaked a looked down her top.

“Later his hand was resting on her boob and she was loving it!”

However, Fiddy was just one of Hilton’s conquests that night. She quickly moved on to Brett Ratner, director of ‘X Men: The Last Stand’ and a romantic interest of Hilton’s latest rival, Lindsay Lohan.

The source added: “She was absolutely monopolising Brett.”

Monopolizing isn't the same as making out, unfortunately.

The Mirror could have easily made up that story based on photos that came out of Paris with 50 Cent at the party, shown below.

Lindsay Lohan was making out in public with Paris' ex, Stavros Niarchos, and also spent the night at his hotel. She seems to be spreading the fire-y love.

A source revealed to the New York Daily News that Lohan was spotted leaving Niarchos’ hotel.

Lohan and Niarchos openly "kissed and held hands" while out at Butter earlier this week according to the source who added: "Lindsay went back with him that night to his hotel room,"

"He was staying at Soho House, but her room was crosstown at the Mercer."

Here is Lohan getting swag at the GQ Celebrity Poker Tournament. She seems to be dressing from Nicky Hilton's clothing line. Paris is shown at the De Grisogono party in Cannes on 5/22. Kimora Lee Simmons, Tommy Hilfiger, and Brandon Davis are also pictured. [via]

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May
24
Paris Hilton calls Lindsay Lohan a c*nt; gets barred from another party


According to the NY Daily News, Paris Hilton played an angry voice message for friends from Lindsay Lohan, in which Lohan had some things to say about the "firecrotch" video featuring Paris and a drunken Brandon Davis.

The most hated bitch in the world, aka Paris Hilton played pals in Cannes a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan — and called Lohan the C-word, according to a spy spilling to NY daily News. Lindsay's anger stems from an incident last week when Z list, greasy Brandon Davis slammed her, calling her a fire crotch. During Davis's comments , Paris Hilton held her phone up so a friend could hear, as she smiled and laughed.

Now Paris'... publicist says [he] has never heard Paris used the C-word

Paris' rep argues, "I've never heard her use that word."

Lindsay admits she's "mad" at Paris and her sidekick Brandon Davis.

Maybe Lindsay will realize that the firecrotch video is the best thing to happen to her image since she was rumored to be considering charity work at an unspecified time in the future. She should just suck and up and relish her status as a victim this week.

Paris has been partying in Cannes, and picked up $200,000 just for showing up at a charity event. She couldn't have even bought her way into a Vanity Fair party, though.

Socialite Paris Hilton's feud with Vanity Fair is continuing across the Atlantic - she was banned from the magazine's party at the Cannes Film Festival in France. The glossy publication hosted a star-studded bash at Cannes' prestigious Hotel du Cap on Saturday night and despite Hilton's presence on the French Riviera, she was kept out of the event, PageSix.com reports.

In March Hilton was banned from the magazine's annual post-Oscar bash at Morton's Restaurant after she was blacklisted by the magazine's editor Graydon Carter. Carter said, "Paris who? She will never attend one of the parties I host."

That's awesome that bird face can't get into any more Vanity Fair parties. If only she would get banned from an entire country like Snoop Dogg.

Here she is in Cannes at the X-men 3 premiere and out shopping with Caroline D'Amore. Did you notice that we didn't post any pictures of her for two days? This took a lot of restraint.

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May
23
Longer Video of Lindsay Lohan fan striking back at Brandon Davis


A longer video of a Lindsay Lohan fan confronting Brandon Davis for his "firecrotch" rant has been posted on YouTube. You can even see the woman's face. She first yells at Brandon when he enters the club, and again confronts him when he comes out to smoke a cigarette. The video makes it seem as if she annoys Davis so much that he's forced to leave in a waiting limousine, but maybe it's just edited together to look that way.

The woman makes a good point when she tells Davis that Lohan earned her money while he got his from daddy. According to people dishing about the demise of Davis' relationship with Mischa Barton last spring, he had to ask his family for money constantly, which may explain his vile for "self-made" teen star Lohan.

Thanks to PhoenixComplex on the JJB board for posting the link to this video.

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May
19
Lindsay Lohan takes the high road with Davis; admits that she's slutty


Lindsay Lohan shows how self-aware she is by admitting that she can't be monogamous:

'Mean Girls' star Lindsay Lohan says being a one man woman is impossible for her. The 19-year-old, who has been linked to a string of Hollywood hunks including Bruce Willis, Jared Leto, and director Brett Ratner told Britain's OK! magazine: "I've learned recently that I'm not into being in a monogamous relationship. I just can't be monogamous right now."

She also took the high road while at a party with bloated Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton, and did not confront the pair or say anything about Davis' famous "firecrotch" rant about her:

Lindsay Lohan refused to bite back at her name-calling ex-pals Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis at Wednesday's Maxim Hot 100 party at Buddha Bar despite whispers through the crowd about the lewd insults Davis spewed, much to Paris' amusement. ...

We feel kind of sorry for Lohan now, and will work on that. She's sure to say something arrorgant soon that we can latch onto.

Here she is at the Parasuco Launch Party last night in NY.

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May
18
Everyone's talking about Brandon Davis' rant on Lindsay Lohan


The NY Post reports on the video on TMZ you've most likely seen in which Brandon Davis goes on a creative drunken rant on Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton and Caroline D'Amore giggle in the background, but Paris doesn't add much except to say that Lindsay's movie bombed. Near the end of the footage she asks Davis "Whose movie bombed?" to get him to say "firecrotch" yet again.

Davis repeatedly refers to Lohan as "firecrotch" and makes bizarre declarations about her personal hygiene and private parts, all while Hilton eggs him on.

Perhaps most grotesquely, Davis sneers of Lohan, "I think she's worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel."

But Lohan found a unique way to exact revenge upon her former friend Hilton at Bungalow 8 early yesterday morning. She was spotted making out with Paris' ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, when she wasn't hanging out with Barton and pirate-costumed fashion designer John Galliano. Take that, Paris!

As we've mentioned here, Davis decided not to be friends with Paris a while ago and claimed it was because Paris was a racist, citing her use of the "N" word and bigotry against Jews. The Post notes that Davis is a hypocrite because he jokingly asks in the video if Wilmer Valderrama is "in a mariachi band."

Davis dated Mischa Barton for about a year until she broke up with him in the spring of 2005. People say Barton was annoyed by the tight control the oil heir's family had over his finances, and how he had to ask for money for everything. He was most recently tied to Camilla al-Fayed, the daughter of Harrods owner Mohamed al-Fayed, but it's doubtful that they're still together based on the way he's been acting.

The Gallery of the Absurd has a new illustration of Davis as shown above, picturing the bloated oil heir with unflattering adjectives spewing forth from his oversized head.

The video reminded me of college, in which liquored-up do-nothings would talk smack about each other after going out to clubs. No one cared what my friends had to say, though.

Davis is rather gross and stupid, but you have to admit that "firecrotch" is a pretty clever nickname for Lohan and we will enjoy referring to her as such in the future. As the NY Post notes, she was seen yet again with Stavros Niarchos, Paris' ex. She also spent the night a few days ago with Paris' other ex, Paris Latsis, but he must not have been on hand for a quick revenge screw when she needed him.

Here's a non-censored and slightly different version of the video. The paparrazi are calling Davis "Stavros"!
Someone added a classical intro and "Firecrotch" title. So great.

And here is Paris on the night in question, in which she attended Janet Jackson's 40th birthday party [via]

Update: Paris' publicist has responded to the incident, emphasizing that Paris was not the one bashing Lohan.

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May
18
Lindsay Lohan denied entrance to club by Danny Masterson


Danny Masterson was DJing at a club in LA, and refused entrance to Lindsay Lohan, who was waiting outside. Lohan called her ex, Wilmer Valderrama who was inside the club, to plead her case but Masterson stood firm, saying that he didn't approve of Lohan's lifestyle!

On Sunday night, Danny Masterson wouldn't let her into Kid's Cotton Club, his weekly jazz night at Guy's. Lohan resorted to calling ex-BF Wilmer Valderrama, who was inside with Jamie Foxx and Mekhi Phifer, to ask him to get Masterson to let her in. According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his "That '70s Show" costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn't budge, saying he didn't want her in because he doesn't respect the way she lives her life—and that Paris Hilton isn't welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.

Masterson seems to be rather strict about who he lets into the club, and LA.com reports that he tries to make Sunday nights a glamorous tribute to NYC's jazz scene:

"It's a night to pretend we're sophisticated when really everyone's a douche bag," he said. He also gave us some tips for getting past his velvet rope. First and foremost, Danny demands to see your pearly whites. If you're not smiling at the door, you're not getting in. He also says guys must wear a suit for entrance and that he'd rather rowdy frat dudes look for another venue to party in. Girls can show up in whatever they'd like, but he finds that those in casual duds act introverted all night and then come back the next week wearing a dress.

As Egotastic points out, maybe Lindsay didn't get in because she was wearing those god-awful leggings with a hoodie. We bet if she converted to Scientology instead of following Kabbalah, she would get on Masterson's good side.

Lindsay retreated to the East coast and got in everywhere she tried. She is shown at the Maxim 2006 Hot 100 Party last night in New York, and at the The Entertainment Weekly/Matrix Men Upfront Party on Tuesday night.

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May
17
Lindsay Lohan considering Sailor Moon role


A few weeks ago we reported a poorly sourced rumor that Lindsay Lohan was in consideration for a role in an upcoming action movie based on the Japanese anime series "Sailor Moon." Lohan told MTV that materials for the movie have been sent to her, but she hasn't heard much about the role apart from reading about it online:

[Lindsay] cautiously confessed, she may try her first action film.

The people behind the upcoming big-screen adaptation of the Japanese manga series "Sailor Moon" have sent her some materials to look at, she said, and fans have begun lobbying hard for Lohan to play the titular character, a rail-thin blonde known for her strong powers and sexy costumes.

"I read that [online] the other day," Lohan said of her supposed "Sailor" casting. "I haven't read the script; I don't even know if there is a script. ... I read a lot of things [online] that I don't know about myself that apparently people think are true."

It sounds like a Sailor Moon role is only a remote possibility for Lohan at this point, but if she's mentioning it in an MTV interview she must be interested.

Meanwhile Lohan insinuates that her breasts are real by stating that she loves them in their natural state:

The American actress, 19, told OK! that she has to thank her sexy curves for her heavenly boobs, and thinks that she’s even sexier now she’s put on a little weight.

The Mean Girls star said: "I like my breasts the size and shape they are naturally.

"I am comfortable in my own skin."

"Naturally" means before the breast surgery, Lindsay. A more accurate statement would be: "I like my breasts the size and shape they are now."

Here is Lindsay outside of Butter Nightclub in NY on Monday. She did lay low for a day or two at least.

Pictures [via]

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May
16
Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton cat fight!


TMZ is reporting that Paris and Lindsay were in each other's faces at a Hollywood club Friday night. Paris' rep can't deny it, but tries to play it down:

It was a drama filled night Friday at Hyde, a Hollywood hotspot packed with celebrities. Sources inside the club tell TMZ there was a ton of trash talk between Lindsay Lohan and the Hilton sisters. At one point, sources say, Lindsay and Paris were literally face-to-face in a heated spat.

Paris' rep, Elliot Mintz, plays down the incident. "Inside the club," he says, "Paris was having a conversation with a couple friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn't wish to speak with Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal then it actually was."

Sources tell TMZ that the root of this apparent tension may be because Lindsay has recently been on a publicity campaign for her new film, 'Just My Luck.' Sources say Paris is upset because during the campaign Lindsay has mentioned Paris' name in interviews with the media. They say Paris feels as if Lindsay is using Paris' name to further her career.

Our own Josh Levine caught up with Nicky, Paris and their friend Brandon Davis leaving the club, who had a few choice words of his own to say about the redheaded star.

Lindsay's publicist told TMZ, "Lindsay doesn't need to drop names to get publicity. She has talent, great style and beauty."

In terms of Lindsay namedropping Paris for publicity, it seems Paris would be more upset that Lindsay's been bedding all of her exes this month.

Lindsay has not been photographed since Friday, and she hopefully took the weekend off from partying and sleeping with various new guys to rest up and change her clothes. Maybe the little spat with Paris helped her realize that it's time to lay low.

Meanwhile Paris hasn't been seen with Matt Leinart since he left her house last Wednesday morning. It's been about a week, and we'll see how long it takes before we see them together again.

TMZ has a video of Paris, Nicky, and Brandon Davis outside the club that night talking smack about Lindsay Lohan to the paparazzi. It's unclear what they're saying, but they're clearly making fun of her.

Here is Paris on the night in question attending the Race to Erase MS event. (Paris and Brandon Davis are not together. He is an old friend of hers, although they had a big falling out at one point, with Brandon calling Paris a racist.)

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May
15
Lindsay Lohan is now sleeping with Paris' ex, Paris Latsis


We just reported that Lindsay Lohan had swapped exes with Kate Moss after having dipped into Paris Hilton's leftovers by hooking up briefly with whiny Stavros Niarchos.

Now Lohan is bedding another of Paris' exes, Paris' namesake ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis:

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly spent the night with Paris Hilton’s ex-fiance, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis.

Sources close to Latsis say Lohan stayed at the greek shipping heir’s Beverly Hills mansion last night and now they are planning to meet up in the South of France at the Cannes Film Festival later this week.

Latsis will be traveling to Cannes with his family to attend the premiere of The Da Vinci Code. Lohan was planning to attend the film festival to do what she does best — party. The big question now is — will we see them both together?

Although Lohan is not starring in a film that is being shown at Cannes you can be sure that she has been invited to a number of other VIP events for A-list celebrities.

So that's why Lohan has been wearing the same clothes all the time - she's never home. You think she could roll up a dress and stuff it in one of her giant Balenciaga bags.

The girl has an addictive personality and she needs to slow down.

Here she with Nicole Richie is at the 13th annual "Race to Erase MS" fashion show sponsored by Tommy Hilfiger.

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May
13
"Just My Luck" Just Sucks


The critics have weighed in on Lindsay Lohan's new film, "Just My Luck," and the verdict is that it royally sucks. It only has a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. In comparison Paris Hilton's horror film, "House of Wax," is rated a whopping 24%.

Some choice quotes from Rotten Tomatoes:

"Looking tired and sallow and drained of her customary glow, Lindsay Lohan marches grimly through this mechanical tween comedy as if it were a particularly tedious homework assignment." -- Ella Taylor, L.A. WEEKLY

"Every single scene is an abominable assemblage of mind-boggling stupidity, completely unmotivated behavior, and unfunny slapstick." -- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM

"A romantic comedy neither romantic nor particularly funny."-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM

"A romantic comedy even more idiotic than its embarrassing (and somewhat creepy) poster would indicate."
-- Connie Ogle, MIAMI HERALD

"It's difficult to say whether [Lohan's character] is more grating when she's cursed and whiny or when she's blessed and oblivious." -- Sean Means, SALT LAKE TRIBUNE

Sorry, Lindsay, your movie sucks. People also apparently hate you. Lindsay topped a Star magazine poll of the most hateable celebrities, beating Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline by a healthy margin.

Here she is with "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis, who just celebrated his birthday with a celebrity-attended bash at Six Flags in LA on Thursday. [via] She's also shown shopping in Beverly Hills on May 10th [via]

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May
10
Lindsay Lohan at the "Just my Luck" premiere


Lindsay Lohan attended the "Just my Luck" premiere in NY last night. She arrived with her mother and sister, and spun a giant "Just my Luck" Price is Right-type wheel on the red carpet. Lohan was recently profiled in a flattering article in the NY Times. It pondered Lohan's party-girl image in a detatched, intellectual way, concluding that her talent is great enough to overshadow the fact that she sleeps around and does a lot of drugs:

The swirling tabloid rumors are dangerous because she is no Paris Hilton, famous for being famous. Her situation is more like that of Colin Farrell, a fine actor who has worked with directors like Terrence Malick yet is still best known for drinking and womanizing. And while seriousness doesn't seem to hurt actors at the box office — being politically outspoken hasn't damaged George Clooney — out-of-control behavior can backfire, making the actor seem like some maniac you might stare at on a talk show, but wouldn't want to spend time with in a movie theater. Russell Crowe will probably think twice before tossing another telephone, even if that wasn't the reason "Cinderella Man" bombed.

There is probably a generational difference; Ms. Lohan's contemporaries may not care what she does off screen and may actually be envious. But being tabloid fodder isn't a template for a long career, and perhaps she is grasping that reality. She has certainly chosen her next projects well, including the high profile "Georgia Rule," a dark comedy directed by Garry Marshall, in which she plays a woman sent by her mother (Felicity Huffman) to stay with her grandmother (Ms. Fonda).

And it was recently reported — accurately it turns out — that she has been in talks to visit Africa, Hollywood's cause du jour, as part of the Bono-inspired "One Campaign." O.K., it's a move lifted straight from the Angelina playbook, and it won't happen anytime soon because she's booked up with work. But it's helpful news to have floating out there. Even if it never happens, at least she's moving up to a better class of rumor.

That Africa trip is just a vague idea now, and who knows if it will happen. Lohan could barely handle herself on Good Morning America and Total Request Live. How is she going to commit to a humanitarian mission?

Meanwhile Lohan is said to be pissed that she had to deal with ex-friend Vanessa Minnillo on Total Request Live. Lohan's publicist was said to have thrown a fit before she went on, demanding that another VJ serve as host. There was no one else available and Lohan was stuck with her. You can tell that the two don't get along if you watch the show. Minnillo makes references to being tired and Lohan seems annoyed with her.

Here she is at the premiere and after party last night.

Pictures [via]

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May
09
Lindsay Lohan, the hardest working cokehead in show business, does TRL


Lindsay Lohan appeared on MTV's Total Request Live yesterday, capping off a day of more hard work giving interviews and showing up for stuff.

Here's a blurry video of her appearance:

She seems out of it and defensive, and she really needs to rest. On the Today Show yesterday she said she works harder than her friends' parents, and is the hardest working person she knows. Matt Lauer questioned her about substance abuse, and of course she denied she had a problem, talking rapidly and sniffing all the while.

Here is Lohan on TRL and a couple of candids of her out in NY with a new boyfriend(?) [via]

Pink is the New Blog has another recent picture of her with a different guy in what looks like an ad.

Update: the guy is 20 year-old James Burke, a model/musician who has also dated Kate Moss.

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May
08
Does Lindsay Lohan like it rough?


There's a blind item in todays NY Post that sounds like it's about Lindsay Lohan and Bret Rattner:

WHICH Hollywood hellcat supposedly has a sick sexual fetish for something called the "Donkey Punch?" The starlet was having sex with a much-older boyfriend a while back and begged her shocked bedmate to "hit me in the face" at the peak of their passionate lovemaking

Lohan does like it rough. She did 20 push-ups on the floor to show off for the reporters at a recent press conference for Just my Luck. She also said that she doesn't date as much as the tabloids make it seem:

"If I dated as many men as (the tabloids) say I have, then I`d be dead by now,' Lohan says. She`s learned that 'you want to be written about to an extent, but sometimes people build you up only to take you down."

Here's Lohan in what may be a new photoshoot. If you've seen it before, let me know. [via]

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May
04
Cameron Diaz tells Lindsay Lohan to put out her nasty cigarette


Now that our faith in the gossip industry is waning, we're going to call it like we see it. (For a day or two at least.) The reporting paper where we read this tried to make out like Lindsay Lohan was in a catfight with Cameron Diaz since they both dated the same guy at some point, but it sounds like Cameron simply asked Lindsay to stop smoking when they were in the VIP section of a NY club together:

Star Magazine details the battle as it took place inside the VIP section of Shag club with this report.

Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, and Cameron Diaz have a lot in common – including dating Jared Leto!

That fact still makes Lindsay seethe and she has made no secret of her ire for Scarlett – and even reportedly wrote some pretty nasty notes on an NYC bathroom wall about Scarlett...

On April 24th Lindsay also lashed out at Cameron Diaz, who asked her to stop smoking in the VIP section of Shag club. It really wasn’t about smoking but Lindsay’s lust after Jared Leto still a pal of Cameron’s.

There’s a lot of jealousy there!

Lindsay's a nasty skank who thinks she can get away with whatever she wants. It's been illegal to smoke in bars in NY for years now, so she should know better. She was probably pissed because she knew Cameron was right.

Meanwhile Lindsay still hopes to clean up her image with that humanitarian mission to Africa we told you about. She's only considering it, doesn't have a date planned, and it's clearly all about making her look good:

"Lindsay truly does feel for those who are suffering from AIDS and who are poor — she genuinely feels she needs to pay something back to the world for the fortunate life she's led," said the insider. "At the same time, she wants to be taken seriously as a person, and she's well aware of her image as a fluffy party girl. She sees working in Africa as a means to shed her 'naughty girl' reputation.

"Lindsay knows the esteem in which Angelina Jolie is held has increased immeasurably since she started her work with the poor for the UN — and she'd like to be seen as more than an airhead who doesn't care about anything but partying..."

While Lindsay's rep said no immediate trip to Africa is scheduled, the source added: "Lindsay's ready to show a new, very human side — one that cares deeply about the problems in the world."

Lindsay's ready to try to get some good press for once is all.

Here she is in St. Paul, MN yesterday for the world premiere of A Prarie Home Companion. Stars were "carried in horse drawn carriages led by the Highland Park Senior High marching band down Wabasha St."

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May
03
Lindsay Lohan stole Stavros from Paris Hilton


The Scoop reports that Lindsay Lohan moved in on Paris Hilton's man while she was in Austria this weekend making a half a million dollars for hosting a rock concert. You snooze, you lose, Paris.

Partying heiress Hilton and shipping heir Niarchos have reportedly split — but just hours after Hilton recently left the U.S. for Australia [sic: author meant Austria], Niarchos was spotted “sipping cocktails and dirty dancing” at L.A. club Element with Lohan, according to Life & Style.

“Lindsay was all over Stavros,” a bartender told the mag. “At one point, he had his hand up her skirt!” Three days later, Stavros was reportedly seen leaving Lohan’s room at the Chateau Marmont.

Hilton is said to be “heartbroken” over the breakup, but the ever-resilient heiress is already busy mending her heart, and was spotted on the town with football star Matt Leinart.

There are pictures of Paris wearing a wig in a dumb attempt to go incognito while out on a date with Leinart, a USC quarterback, but for now they're low res. Once the big versions are online, we'll post them. (Update: TMZ has a video of the two together)

In the past few weeks, Lohan was said to be upset to find her fuck buddy Brett Ratner in bed with a gorgeous model, prompting a cat fight in Ratner's driveway. She also was said to be dating Keira Knightly's ex, Jamie Dornan. Plus, she just broke her foot. Can't the girl slow down?

Here is Lohan at a press conference for the terrible movie Just my Luck and Hilton arriving at LAX.

Update Paris supposedly broke up with Stavros because she didn't want to party on his boat with him all summer. Who can keep up?

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Apr
26
Lindsay Lohan is vain


For Lindsay Lohan's sake, we hope she's talking on the phone through a headset hidden under her hair and not just making adoring faces at herself in her car's sideview mirror. (If she's checking herself out while on the phone, that's somewhat more acceptable since her lips are moving because she's talking, not from making kissy faces.)

TV viewers don't love Lohan as much as she loves herself; her last hosting appearance on Saturday Night Live scored a lower Nielsen rating than Jack Black or Steve Martin's recent hosting gigs. Saturday Night Live is just a show whose time is over, though, and the poor ratings may have more to do with the show's terrible writing and bad jokes.

There's a "friend of a friend" type rumor that Lohan was seen shooting smack between her toes at some party. It lists the source a "gawker," but the article is not on gawker's website. It seems made up entirely to us.

Here is Lohan looking in her car mirror and walking in Beverly Hills.

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Apr
22
Lindsay Lohan will turn the camera on Karl Lagerfeld


Instead of fulfilling her dream to model for Karl Lagerfeld, Lohan will have to settle for snapping the fashion designer herself. She's scheduled to take pictures of Lagerfeld for an upcoming issue of Interview magazine:

Karl Lagerfeld is ready for his close up—with Lindsay Lohan, that is. The actress, who is scheduled to be photographed by Alexi Lubomirski for Harper’s Bazaar today, will soon turn the camera on the man of all trades, The Daily has learned. Lohan is said to be shooting Lagerfeld for an upcoming issue of Interview; editor Ingrid Sischy apparently introduced the pair some time ago. In fact, Karl’s already shot Lindsay for a past issue of the Andy Warhol-founded publication! Since then, it’s been love at first sight. “I love Karl,” Lohan professed, at Tuesday night’s Prada party. Look for Lagerfeld, who is to arrive in New York today, and his luscious Lohan to rendezvous over tea at the Mercer Hotel soon.

Lohan was passed up for a fashion contract by Lagerfeld for being too young, and is said to be desperate to get a high-end fashion endorsement deal. At least she has a sense of humor about it, but it seems rather lame that she's going to take pictures of Lagerfeld.

Lohan has a lot of projects coming up and will eventually star in a "dark comedy" called Georgia Rule with Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. The movie has yet to be written.

Here are Lohan and Lagerfeld at an art opening for Visionaire magazine last night in NY. Also shown are Cher, Michael Stipe and Chloe Sevigny. Sevigny needs to get her eyebrows and hair done.

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Apr
19
Lindsay Lohan is dating Keira Knightly's ex, Jamie Dornan


Last week Lohan was said to be dating 37 year-old director, Brett Ratner. That was either short-lived or untrue, because now Lohan is linked to Jamie Dornan, Keira Knightly's ex.

By the way, sources say Lindsay was not at all upset that Jessica was with Brett Ratner. [When Jessica and Lindsay got in that supposed cat fight.] That's because we're told she's not dating him and never did. Lindsay, sources say, has been seen with Jamie Dornan, the newest hot face of Calvin Klein. Dornan is rebounding from a long-standing relationship with Keira Knightley. Dornan was seen in the halls during run-throughs for Lindsay's stint on 'Saturday Night Live' last week.
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Dornan has also supposedly screwed hot mess Sienna Miller in the past month. Knightly was said to have phoned Miller to "warn her" that Dornan would be jealous of her career.

Now a Kiera Knightly Lindsay Lohan cat fight would be something to see.

Here is Lohan at two events in NY yesterday, a Prada party and a Conde Nast Traveler party.

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Apr
17
Lindsay Lohan on Saturday Night Live


We have plenty of Lindsay news and pictures today. Lohan made her second appearance on Saturday Night Live this week. She first appeared on the show in May, 2004. Commentors on the bulletin board where we found the pictures noted that she was funny in a couple of skits, but that the dialogue was bad.

Here's a video of one of Lohan's skits on SNL. She plays the fictional hip-hop artist "ambience" in an MTV parody. Wait until the video loads and then move the bottom cursor to the middle because she doesn't come on until halfway through, and the rest is not worth watching.

Here are screencaps of Lindsay on the show and arriving at the after party.

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Apr
17
Lindsay Lohan to play Sailor Moon?


Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be in talks to play the anime action character Sailor Moon in an upcoming movie. It's a pretty weak rumor, but good enough for us to report:

We suppose this could be considered our first legitimate completely unsubstantiated rumor that'll probably turn out to be false scoop. We were recently passed on the information that a Japanese Magazine titled Animage, in their current issue, announced that Fox has acquired the rights to the popular anime series SAILOR MOON and is looking to Joss Whedon to presumably write and direct a live action film. Further, they're hoping Miss Can't Keep Her Genitals Inside Her Clothes herself Lindsay Lohan will star alongside Jennifer Garner (as the main villain) in an all non-Asian cast.
[via]

The source goes on to say that they really hope Lohan doesn't get the part. She certainly hasn't shown her acting skills yet, although it can't be too hard to jump around in costume and play an cartoon character.

You can see the full E! True Hollywood Story on Lohan on YouTube. Here are the links, which launch automatic video: [via]

  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 1
  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 2
  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 3
  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 4
  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 5

    Here are pictures of Lohan out in NY and with her sister recently [via] and [via]


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    17
    Lindsay Lohan in "Just My Luck"


    Lindsay Lohan is starring in the romantic comedy, "Just My Luck," which is due for release on May 12th. It's a good thing she has several other films in the can, because the plot is rather dumb and familiar, and "Just My Luck" won't do much to bolster her film career.

    Manhattan socialite, Ashley is the luckiest person in New York. Untill, one night she goes to a masquerade ball and meets, Jake. Jake on the other hand has the worst luck. After kissing Jake, Ashley is horrified to find out that she and Jake swapped luck.

    In related news that you may have heard already, Lohan really wants to get a fashion contract, and is hinting that Versace is interested in her. She was passed up by Chanel for being too young, and by Louis Vuitton for being too "American." Now she's meeting up with Donatella Versace, and has eagerly blabbed about it, saying that she's "going to spend time with Donatella on her boat," but that nothing is decided yet.

    Here are some stills from "Just my Luck." [via]

    And here is the trailer to "Just My Luck." It looks really bad, we have to say.

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    Apr
    14
    Lindsay Lohan to pull an Angelina


    Lindsay Lohan will pull an Angelina and visit local schools and clinics in Kenya as part of a charity trip with Bono's One Campaign:

    After Lohan's done with her new film roles (and her promo work for the old ones), she says she's going on a trip to Kenya with the One Campaign, which, according to the charity, is still in the planning stages.

    "As with Brad Pitt and other celeb visits, it'll likely focus on where America is helping make a difference to save and change lives," One Campaign spokesperson Meighan Stone said, citing schools, clinics and microcredit efforts to help Africans build their own businesses. A date for the trip has yet to be determined.

    Lohan has plenty to do in the next few months. She has four movies finished which are due for release, "Just My Luck," "Bobby," "A Prarie Home Companion," and "Chapter 27," and will be shooting two more.

    Interesting that this news was released a day after the story of the Lindsay and Jessica Simpson catfight. Lohan is said to have made Jessica Simpson cry in that incident, and has been dating 37 year-old director Brett Ratner this week.

    Here is Lohan out shopping on Wednesday.

    Pictures [via]

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    Apr
    12
    Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson cat fight!


    Us Weekly has details of a spat between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson that started when Lohan sent some drinks over to Simpson's party at an LA bar and Simpson didn't acknowledge the gesture:

    As Defamer reported last week, it looked like a sequel to Mean Girls at the L.A. bar The Dime on April 6. Now sources tell Us that the reason Lindsay Lohan became enraged is because she sent over a round of drinks to Jessica Simpson and director Brett Ratner (After the Sunset, Rush Hour) — who were sitting at a nearby table – and neither bothered to thank her.

    Says our source, “Lindsay said, ‘What’s the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk s–t about me, but now that Ashlee’s not here, what are you going to do? C’mon! I’m 19 and you’re 25. Say something, you coward!’

    Oh yeah! We would have loved to see that. Now Jossip reminds us of what Defamer originally reported:

    At around 1:30 they said it was the "last call" so we took that as our cue to get outta there but then none other than Jessica Simpson and her little posse came in through a back door so we decided to stay. Jessica immediately went over to that hack director Brett Ratner's table. Then outta nowhere Lindsay Lohan herself appeared and cozied right up next to Ratner.

    Looked like a catfight was gonna go down between the two girls but instead the blond guy called one of Lindsay's guy friends an "asshole" and the guys got into a heated argument themselves. A little later Ratner was sitting at Jessica's table just hanging out and laughing a lot but across the room Lohan was totally flipping out. Her pals kept coming over trying to pull Ratner away from Jessica's table. Then we heard a girl at Jessica's table call Lohan a "bitch"and next thing you know Ratner's like holding Lindsay back to keep her from storming the table in some all out attack.

    Lohan and the Simpson sisters have a long standing feud that originated when Ashlee dated Lohan's ex, big mouth Wilmer Valderrama. Lindsay even arranged to have Jessica Simpson turned back at the door of an MTV party she held last June.

    We don't think Lohan sent the drinks to Simpson in an attempt to make up with her - she was just looking for an excuse to lash out at her once her sister wasn't around!

    Here's Jessica and Ashlee at the Australian MTV VMAs and Lindsay at the Saturn Rocks Times Square event at the Hard Rock Cafe. Why is Lindsay touching her face so much? Isn't that what you do when you're wasted?

    The Simpson sisters' hairstylist and Jessica's good friend, Ken Paves, said it would take him less than 30 minutes to do each of their hair for the VMAs. Gee, can you tell?

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    Apr
    07
    Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with a 37 year-old director this week


    Lindsay Lohan may have struck out with George Clooney, but she seems to have successfully snared a different older man. Lohan, 19, has been spotted with 37 year-old Rush Hour director, Brett Ratner:

    Over at Hollywood’s famous Chateau Marmont hotel, guests are not seeing things. Lindsay Lohan, America’s favorite whipping girl, has been spending time with “Rush Hour” director Brett Ratner. They’ve been seen together in various modes of dining and socializing in the lobby bar and garden restaurant, according to my Hollywood spies. Of course, Lohan been seen with lots of famous types at the Chateau, my sources point out.
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    Lohan has also been to Ratner's house, but sources say that lots of people are in and out of the place and that her visits were innocent.

    We doubt it will last, since Lohan's relationships never do.

    Here she is outside a beauty salon in Beverly Hills this week.

    Update: Pictures of Lohan out in Hollywood last night at a Flaunt magazine party. (The man pictured with her is a chef at the party and is not the director she has been spotted with.)

    Pictures [via]

    7 more pictures after the jump.

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    Apr
    04
    Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love to go on vacation together


    "Ex" drug addicts Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, and Courtney Love are going to Hawaii together to give the world's paparrazi some well-deserved time in the sun.

    Somehow Moss and Love consider themselves older mentors to Lindsay, who has no public drug scandal or stint in rehab yet:

    The wild threesome, all said to be "firm friends", have all recently weathered very public drug scandals and hope a break away will help them overcome their problems.

    Supermodel Kate, 32, checked into rehab last year after pictures of her using cocaine use were published, while rocker Courtney spent a month under house arrest for drug charges in early 2006.

    Lindsay, 19, admitted to drug abuse and "emotional wreckage" in a frank interview with 'Vanity Fair' in February.

    A source close to the 'Mean Girls' star says Kate has "adopted" Lindsay, while Kate in turn seems to be under the watchful eye of the newly clean Courtney, who also recently declared her intention to help Kate's on/off boyfriend Pete Doherty get off drugs.

    A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Courtney is determined to be a calming influence on Lindsay who has had a really tough time of things, and she also adores Kate."

    The trio may be celebrating Moss' recent triumph over the drug scandal she suffered when a video was released last year of her snorting cocaine. All criminal charges against Moss are expected to be dropped and she should have no criminal record. Moss wisely did not admit to any wrongdoing when questioned by police.

    Moss recently received a £1million advance from Virgin Books to write a tell-all autobiography of her cocaine abuse.

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    Apr
    04
    Kate Beckinsale will probably be the new Wonder Woman

    We reported a week ago that Kate Beckinsale was originally in the running for Wonder Woman and that she is a better pick for the role than Lindsay Lohan. It looks like the producers agree, because Beckinsale is now said to be in talks for the role:
    British actress Kate Beckinsale is the latest actress to be linked with the role of ‘Wonder Woman in Joss ‘Buffy the Vampire’ Whedon’s new film adaptation.

    According to FemaleFirst and joblo.com, Beckinsale is currently in talks with film maker who is said to be “very happy” with her.

    Beckinsale has recently starred in the dark film series of the ‘Underworld’ in which she plays a sultry vampire…some thing Whedon is obviously fond of.

    We hope Beckinsale gets the role, and that the film is action-packed and fun.

    Here's Beckinsale getting a pedicure in Santa Monica and Lohan walking to her car in Beverly Hills.

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    Apr
    02
    Clooney rebuffed Lohan


    So Lindsay Lohan supposedly tried to turn on the charm with George Clooney at Bungalow 8 in NY and got dissed. This sounds overblown to us, but it could be true:

    Lindsay Lohan struck out when she made her play for the newly-crowned Oscar winner at a nightclub in New York the other night. After overtly flirting with Clooney, Lindsay finally realized she wasn't getting anywhere -- so left the club.

    While Clooney was totally polite and engaged in animated conversation with the 20-year-old starlet, he did not pick up at all on her obvious advances.

    Later, a source close to Clooney told me he admitted that "even if I was attracted to Lindsay -- she's WAY too young for me.",

    Plus the actor and director added he knew that if he had appeared to be interested in the Lohan -- "the tabloids would have yet another field day with me!"

    [via]

    Supposedly Lindsay introduced herself by saying "Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan." There's nothing wrong with that, although the source seems to be making fun of her for it.

    We think that Lindsay was just being friendly and that the exchange is misrepresented. She did show her ass to a bunch of kids this weekend, though, so you never know what that girl is thinking. Plus Clooney is always right, and the tabs would have picked up the story if he acted interested. Hell, he was a gentleman and the tabs will still pick up this story.

    Here is Clooney on the set of his film Michael Clayton in NY on Saturday.

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    Mar
    31
    Diesel party to countdown to the Young Hollywood Awards


    The countdown to the Young Hollywood Awards party presented by Diesel was held yesterday at Liberace's penthouse in Beverly Hills.

    Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards will air this Saturday at 8pm, and will be hosted by Jack Black. We assume that's what the Young Hollywood Awards party is celebrating. Nickelodeon is set to offer a new online component to the awards, which will allow users to view the event live from different camera angles on demand from the Nickelodeon website.

    Guests pictured at last night's party include Lindsay Lohan, Nicky Hilton, Haylie Duff, Maggie Grace, Natasha Henstridge, Jesse Metcalfe (who brought a female friend), Ryan Cabrera, Brittany Snow, Deborah Gibson, Stacy Keibler, Shannon Elizabeth, Ben Foster, Frankie Muniz, and Melinda Clarke.

    20 more pictures after the jump

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    Mar
    31
    The Beckhams and Lohan pick trendier cult

    So Kabbalah is ahead in the battle of the celebrity-favorite cults this week. Cult News reports that illiterate Victoria Beckham has been wearing a red string on her left hand, the Kaballah talisman that supposed to ward off the evil eye. (A red string on the right hand is a symbol of anorexic pride, and given Posh's stick-thin figure and low level of intelligence, it is possible that she simply confused the two.) This means that she may have picked Madonna's cult Kaballah over Tom Cruise's cult Scientology, which she was supposed to be considering based on her friendship with Katie Holmes.
    It appears that there has been an almost frantic competition between the two most popular purported ”cults” in Hollywood, to get the Beckhams onboard, they are Britain’s most popular celebrity couple, outside the royal family.

    Each group’s top recruiter has come knocking on the door, Tom Cruise from Scientology and Madonna for her beloved Kabbalah Centre.

    Certainly, whoever gets “Beck” and his wife Victoria will draw the attention of soccer fans worldwide, not to mention celebrity watchers, waiting for the next trend.

    [via]

    Cindy Adams reports in The NY Post that Lindsay Lohan is also wearing a red string. We pointed out that she had a Kaballah string on at the GM fashion show at the beginning of March. It is indeed not a one-time thing and she mentions to Adams that's she's clinging to anything in order to get some sanity:

    "Yes, I am looking into kabbalah," she told me. "I guess why is because all of us need something. You just have to grab onto whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything around can be so tough, so hard. I think you have to have somewhere to turn for a little softness and understanding. I know I'm really trying."

    There are much healthier, safer things to get you through the day Lindsay. Exercise, music, even an occasional drink for one. You're better off with a hangover and some embarassing pictures than getting involved with the Kabbalah cult.

    In terms of Posh's choice, she may have picked the lesser of two very real evils.

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    Mar
    30
    Leonardo DiCaprio is not with Lindsay Lohan

    Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted making out with a gorgeous blonde in South Africa, where he's working on a film:
    A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "He picked up a woman called Tamara, who looks like his ex Gisele Bundchen, at Café Caprice. Then they went on to another club, Opium, and were kissing like mad.

    We reported a couple days ago that the rumor that DiCaprio and Lohan were an item sounded bogus to us. It may have been a brief fling, but if something happened both of them seem to have moved on.

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    Mar
    30
    Lohan takes Moss' leftovers


    Life and Style weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan was recently spotted with young Jamie Burke, the 20 year-old singer that Kate Moss took to Aspen last Christmas. The rag tries to manufacture a conflict between the friends over Burke, but we doubt Moss - or Lohan - cares:

    In Touch Weekly is reporting that after her rehab stint in Arizona, Kate bailed to Aspen to hang with Jamie.

    Reportedly - it's not really serious - but he has been spotted leaving Kate's Aspen suite.

    Now without Kate knowing, la Lohan and model Jamie Burke are getting serious according to the item in the magazine. Citing an insider, the report dishes that Jamie recently spent the night at Lindsay's suite at the NY 60 hotel Thompson.

    Kate seems to want to reconcile with Pete Doherty after he declared his undying love on the windshield of one of his many secondhand Jaguars, and she has probably forgotten about Jamie. Maybe she even lent Jamie to Lindsay as part of her compaign to help Lindsay get sober.

    The source where we got the news says that Lohan has been tied to Leonard DiCaprio lately, but as we mentioned earlier, we doubt that's true.

    Here is Lohan in NY. We haven't seen her in a while, so she may have been taking Kate Moss' sage advice to lay low. [via]

    And here's Kate Moss shopping with her daugher, Lila Grace, in London [via] Pictures of Moss going out to dinner with friends [via] are after the jump.

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    Mar
    29
    Kate Moss tries to give advice


    Kate Moss tells tells her party buddy Lindsay Lohan do as I say, not as I do:

    KATE Moss is warning actress Lindsay Lohan about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.

    A source close to the 19-year-old tells us she's been "adopted" by Kate, 32, who is mentoring her as part of her process of recovery.

    This sounds like someone trying to put a spin on the fact that Moss and Lohan are hanging out. They did get wasted and make out at a NY Strip club less than three months ago. Then again, it's been a few days since we've seen Lohan, so maybe she's taking Moss' advice.

    Here is Moss yesterday outside of either her house or Davinia Taylor's house, depending on who you believe.

    Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    27
    Kate Beckinsale would make a better Wonder Woman

    When considering the over-hyped report that Lindsay Lohan wants to play Wonder Woman, one should remember that Kate Beckinsale was originally said to be in the running for the role:
    Ever since the summer we have been discussing how Kate Beckinsale is a likely candidate for Joss Whedon's upcoming project Wonder Woman. When Whedon was asked on whether he had some likely candidates, the director mentioned that he was looking for a 'young' Wonder Woman for his 'coming of age' story.

    Though we did not know how young he was talking about, we figured that it still would have been too risky to drop down to Peter Parker's age (Spider-Man, high school) and thought we'd best leave our fingers pointed at Beckinsale.

    Hell, she was even caught wearing a Wonder Woman outfit while out one Halloween night.

    Now that Lohan has received a lot of press for a prompted comment that she made way back in June (thanks to Egotastic for finding this) that she would be interested in playing Wonder Woman, it's only fair to point out that Beckinsale fills out the outfit a lot better and is a more experienced actress. She can also look fierce for the part as we've seen in Underworld, (ok, we're assuming) while we've only seen Lohan playing herself in some teen movies.

    Here is Beckinsale with her husband of almost two years, director Len Wiseman, out in Santa Monica recently.

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    Mar
    27
    Lohan and DiCaprio? Wouldn't there be pictures?


    This is not the first time we've heard this rumor. DiCaprio was said to have visited Lohan in the hospital back in early January when she had an asthma attack. (Remember to breathe girl. Sorry we couldn't resist.)

    Now the rumor that Linday Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio are an item is being recycled again:

    A source is quoted in Britain's News Of The World newspaper as saying: "Leonardo is besotted with Lindsay. They are a perfect match.

    "They wanted to keep it a secret just because it's more fun that way."

    The pair hooked up at a New Year's Eve party hosted by Lindsay in Miami. They have being seeing each other ever since - despite the 12 year age gap - and friends say they are helping each other get over their recent break-ups...

    A friend of the pair said: "They had both come out of recent relationships so it was the perfect timing for both of them. Friends wouldn't be surprised if they settle down."

    [via]

    Photographers follow Lindsay Lohan around everywhere, so if she's had even one secret meeting with Leonardo DiCaprio it seems like someone, somewhere would have a picture or more details than this. We don't buy this story, but it's hard to ignore it.

    Plus we couldn't find the actual article on the News of the World website, so it's possible one of the aggregate gossip sites is just reprinting very old news.

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    Mar
    26
    Tara Reid gets a new party partner

    Tara Reid was seen out in LA this weekend heading to a club with a new guy. No one at the JJB bulletin board where I found the picture knew who he was, so his identity will remain a mystery for an hour or two until an eagle-eyed blogger identifies him.

    Lindsay Lohan hates to be compared to the often visibly-soused Reid. Lohan has said that she doesn't want her constant partying to jeopardize her career:

    "I'm not some Tara Reid-style party girl. And I want to be in this business.”

    Lohan thinks that if she drinks moderately and sticks to doing coke it's still ok to go most nights of the week. (I made that up obviously, but it could be true.)

    Here is Reid with her potential new beau.

    Two more after the jump.

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    Mar
    18
    Josh Hartnett disses Lindsay and Paris


    Josh Hartnett is quoted in Page Six lamenting the role models created by the gossip media:

    "What scares me with pop culture is . . . looking at my younger brother and sister and their friends, seeing my little sister's friends looking, like, to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - I just don't think that's anything to strive for. I don't think those girls are too happy. And it's like, the culture is so focused on a more self-oriented . . . luck-based mentality. It's just like, get what's good for you. It's a herd mentality that I think is really about making money."

    Hartnett is right, after all, and we're just as guilty for elevating Lohan and Hilton even though we make fun of them. Page Six says that Hartnett may be influenced by his famous girlfriend, Scarlett Johansson, who has a long-running feud with Lohan.

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    Mar
    13
    Lindsay Lohan says sex is groovy

    five pictures of Lohan giving the peace sign with the caption: sex is groovy. Just like me.
    Lindsay Lohan thinks that sex is just groovy.

    "Sleeping around is not something that interests me, but the act of love is an amazing thing," the "Prairie Home Companion" star says. "It's groovy. You've gotta have some fun and let those emotions out..."

    What does she look for in a boyfriend?

    "Confidence, loyalty and a good sense of humor, because I come with a lot of baggage," she tells Cosmo. "I have paparazzi following me every day. After I finish, I'd like to have a boyfriend. It would be nice to have that security and to have someone to go to a movie with."

    Thats really sweet for someone who can't settle down. Then again, it could be the men she dates or the fact that she travels a lot. (Or that she has lots of choices. Why bother to pick one?) [via]

    Picture below [via] and thanks to JunkFeud for the great peace sign mashup image.

    Here's a picture of Lohan in NY yesterday. Someone on the JJB board points out that her jacket matches the skirt she wore to two parties a couple of days ago. She made a wise choice to wear it separately.

    Lindsay Lohan in NY

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    Mar
    10
    Lindsay Lohan attends two parties in one night

    Lindsay Lohan and Debbie Harry
    Ok, it isn't news that Lohan gets around, but she was at the NY party celebrating Blondie's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night. The party was hosted by designer Marc Jacobs and Johnathan Lewis. Lohan also attended the "Ask the Dust" after party with Salma Hayek.

    Other attendees in the 12 pictures after the jump include Moby, Molly Ringwald, Richie Rich, Ron Jeremy and The MisShapes.

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    Mar
    10
    "Ask the Dust" after party with Lindsay, Salma, and Petra

    Salma Hayek and Lindsay Lohan with their arms around each other at the Ask the Dust after party
    "Ask the Dust," starring Salma Hayek and Colin Farrel, is the story of the sadistic relationship between a struggling novelist and a Mexican waitress in the 1930s. It is playing in limited release.

    Hayek stars as the beautiful Camilla Lopez. She put on weight for her character by eating hamburgers and suffered hypothermia while filming an ocean-set love scene. Farrel was a gentleman on set and did not sneak a peek at Hayek while they were both naked while filming. He was also comfortable with his nudity, and did a little naked dance to help Hayek relax for the the scene. Hayek was so moved by her character's plight that she broke down and cried when she tried to read the book that the film was based on.

    Celebrities in attendance at the party after the NY premiere last night included Hayek, Lindsay Lohan, Petra Nemcova, Iman, and Indina Menzel.

    Fifteen more pictures after the jump.

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    Posted to Lindsay Lohan | Movies | Parties | Premieres | Salma Hayek

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    Mar
    08
    Lindsay Lohan wants to show her tits - no kidding

    Lindsay Lohan pushing up her hair and wearing sunglasses while walking
    Lindsay Lohan told Cosmopolitan magazine that she wouldn't mind being topless if it would get her an Oscar. She doesn't mind being topless if it gets her a little attention, either.

    TMZ interviews a plastic surgeon who says that it looks like Lindsay had a breast enhancement and then replaced her implants with smaller versions.

    Here are pictures of Lindsay out in Beverly Hills on March 7th. [via]

    Update: Lohan to be the new face of Louis Vuitton.

    Three more after the jump.

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    Mar
    06
    Oscar After-Party Pictures: Elton John's party

    Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, the Osbournes, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan and more celebrities at Elton John's Oscar after-party.

    Twelve more after the jump.

    [via]

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    Mar
    01
    Lindsay Lohan in April's Seventeen Magazine

    Poor choice of wig for these retro shots (I hope that's a wig and not her real hair!) but the pictures are flattering.
    Two more after the jump [via]

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    Mar
    01
    Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Show

    Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Show in LA. She's still having issues with her lipstick, and has apparently joined a cult. At least she's looking somewhat healthy. [via]

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