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Celebitchy Archives: Pets
Aug
14
Paris buys a cemetary plot next to Marilyn Monroe... for her goat


I wrote Snopes.com to ask them to fact check this story, because it sounds like complete bullshit to me, but Paris Hilton is said to have purchased a cemetary plot next to Marilyn Monroe for a "Billy Hilton," which was initially thought to be a poorly named deceased relative. It turned out that Billy was her goat. Someone made this shit up, but it's pretty funny:

Paris Hilton has stunned Hollywood locals with her plans to bury her pet goat at the West Wood Village Memorial Park next to the memorial of screen legend Marilyn Monroe.

A plot had been secured in the cemetery under the name of Billy Hilton and it was assumed it was for a Hilton family member.

Local and people with plots are disgusted by Hilton’s plan to bury an animal in the very human memorial park.

One local gentleman said: “It’s absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for ‘Billy Hilton’. And everyone was very understanding about it, because they presumed it was one of her relatives.

“But it has transpired that it’s just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and done with it. But not Paris.

“This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, and it’s certainly not for animals. It should be reserved for beloved superstars.”

This simply can't be true. I did a half-assed google search, and it seems to have originated with a press release, which also claimed that Paris booked a gospel choir to perform at a funeral. Just like the rumor that Will Ferrell died in a freak para-gliding accident, someone cooked up a joke press release and now the dumber news services are picking it up.

Paris might have a whole zoo full of animals, but it's doubtful she loves her goat this much, or even knows where Marilyn Monroe is buried.

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Aug
11
Paris Hilton had to go to the hospital after her monkey bit her


Paris Hilton's monkey is tired of being an accessory to her bad style. He took a chunk out her arm, sending the ditzy heiress to the hospital to receive a tetanus shot.

Perhaps channeling the spirit of Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit Paris on the arm early Tuesday morning while the two were playing. We repeat: PARIS' KINKAJOU BIT HER ON THE ARM.

The wound was superficial and Paris spent a few hours at the hospital and received a tetanus shot.

Paris called her publicist, Elliot Mintz, at about 3AM Tuesday morning after the incident occurred. Mintz tells TMZ he drove her to the emergency room where she was seen by a doctor, treated and released. The whole ordeal took just a few hours.

In an odd bit of foreshadowing, an MTV special focused on Paris -- that aired the same day of the incident -- actually featured Baby Luv in a segment, during which the animal tried to bite her.

TMZ has a video of Paris holding the agitated kinkajou, Baby Luv, while describing the incident where she had to take a limo with all her animals in the back because the airline refused to transport them.

Paris' publicist really earns his money if he's going over to her house in the middle of the night to take her to the hospital. Doesn't she have a friend or throwaway lover who could do that for her?

Maybe the monkey just wanted to do Paris a favor and keep her from going out in an outfit like this. She is seen in a satin top and pants like the kind you wear to bed while wearing a red belt across her ribs. At least her purse, belt, and shoes coordinate. WTF? Look at the people behind her - they're totally making fun of her.

Pictures taken on 8/9 by X17 and found at Hollywood's Best.

Posted to Fashion | Illness | Paris Hilton | Pets | Photos

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Aug
09
Matthew McConaughey hits on Jennifer Aniston!


Star Magazine reports this week that Matthew McConaughy called Jennifer Aniston in a not-so-subtle attempt to get her to go out with him.

"When Matthew called, the source tells Star, “Jen told him she was flattered, but she didn’t think it would be right to go out with Matt While she’s dating Vince."

A friend of Matt’s then tells Star Magazine, “He doesn't give up when he has his eye on someone. He’s figuring out his next move.”

Jennifer's rep denied that she received a call from McConaughy, but it could be true. If it really happened, it doesn't mean McConaughy was serious about it. He may have just wanted the publicity so that he can stem some of the rumors that he's enjoying Lance and Jake's company in every way possible. It was a pretty slick move on his part, considering he picked an actress who's technically unavailable, but hasn't gone public with her relationship.

Aniston seems to be having a hard time in her relationship with bloated paramour Vince Vaughn. While it was rumored last week that they broke up, that doesn't seem true since Vince was spotted out with Aniston and was seen leaving her house. Poor Aniston has bought a new dog to keep her company while she waits for a commitment from Vince that will never come. Maybe she should have gone out with McConaughy. At least it would have made Vince jealous.

Here is Aniston with her her new puppy [via] and Matthew McConaughey biking. [via]


Posted to Hookups | Jennifer Aniston | Matthew McConaughey | Pets | Photos | Relationship trouble | Vince Vaughn

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Jul
06
Survivor winner shoots a puppy, and is producing reality hunting show


2002 "Survivor: Thailand" winner Brian Heidik, 38, shot a defenseless puppy with a bow and arrow after coming home drunk at 3:30 in the morning. When his estranged wife asked him about it, he said he was "tired of stupid dogs on my back porch." Luckily for the puppy, Heidik is a bad shot:

At about 3AM, his wife called to report that he was outside and that he had shot a puppy that was on his property with an arrow and planned to shoot another one," Douglas County Chief Deputy Stan Copeland told The Associated Press.

The puppy, a 3-4 month old tan-and-black shepherd-hound mix, was reportedly shot below the rib cage but not seriously injured. Local animal control officers are scheduled to return both puppies to Jeff McCloud, a neighbor, on Thursday morning.

When sheriff's deputies arrived at the scene, Heidik, a 38-year-old former porn actor who was living in the Los Angeles area when he appeared on Survivor, allegedly attempted to flee in his car but was quickly caught and transported back to the Douglasville, GA home that he and his family had moved to in November 2004.

After Heidik was apprehended, Charmaine Heidik, a 34-year-old former porn actress and Playboy bunny who was charged with spousal abuse for punching Heidik back in November 2002, told the deputies that in addition to shooting the puppy, he had also hit her approximately ten days earlier on June 23. According to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Charmaine Heidik told police that Heidik "had grabbed her by the face and pushed her down, bruising her forehead and elbow." Unspecified "evidence in the home" also reportedly supported the charge. The couple's son was also present in the home at the time of Heidik's arrest.

According to Charmaine Heidik, the puppy shooting followed a night in which Heidik had been out drinking with "buddies." After going to bed earlier in the night, she awoke to the sounds of a yelping dog at 3:30AM. Upon wandering out to the house's back porch, she saw Heidik holding the bow and arrow. "He just shoots the dog right in front of me," Charmaine Heidik told the Journal-Constitution. "I am tired of stupid dogs on my back porch," Heidik then allegedly remarked to her.

Heidik's defense was that he mistook the 3 month-old dog for a coyote that had killed two of his five year-old son's pet ducks.

Heidik appeared in several soft-core porn films before his "Survivor" win and says he is now producing a reality hunting show. He can't shoot or recognize prey, so it will either be a very bad or very entertaining series.

Heidik's wife says that he's never really adjusted to life post-Survivor and that he thinks he's "invincible."

The couple has several domestic battery incidents, with both Heidik and his wife alledging they were hit by the other. They are legally separated but have not yet filed for divorce.

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Jun
20
Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, and Cisco Adler at the Beach

Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton and her on and off-boyfriend, Cisco Adler, hit the beach this weekend. Richie is shown letting Mischa's little dog, Ziggy, lick her on the lips.

Whitestarr frontman Cisco insists everything between him and Barton is fine, and that stories of their breakup are not true. He says Mischa is busy working and that's why they weren't photographed together in a while.

Nicole Richie's dad has supposedly promised her a luxury Caribbean cruise with friends if she gains weight. Lionel Richie so worried about his daughter's health that he thought up the vacation as an incentive. Given all of luxuries Nicole enjoys on a daily basis, this doesn't seem like it will be an effective strategy. It's kind of Richie to be concerned about his daughter, though.

Pictures [via]


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Apr
17
Mischa Barton plays with her dog


Mischa Barton, the new face of Bebe in ads that are tamer than the hype would lead you to expect, was snapped outside her trailer playing with her dog. She's probably on the set of "The OC," although there isn't a description to go along with the photos.

Barton is reportedly single after ending her on-again off-again relationship with Whitestarr frontman Cisco Adler for good last week.

Pictures from and [via]

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Mar
24
Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe to renew their vows

We were wrong yesterday when we said that Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe were probably over. Guess they just don't have photographers following them around everywhere like other celebrities. In Touch reports that the cute couple are renewing their vows:
The magazine cites an insider that claims the estranged lovebirds are close to a full reconciliation and as soon as that happens, they’re going to celebrate their reunion by getting married again.

Their second wedding will be a formal affair and Hilary is already shopping for an elegant bridal gown.

“Getting separated was the best thing Hilary and Chad have ever done for their marriage,” their pal says. “It made them realize that they were meant to be together."

That is good news and we wish them all the best. Guess those pets were enough to cement their relationship after all. In related news, Mike Myers and his estranged wife also share custody of their dogs.

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Mar
23
Kirsten and Jake to get back together for the sake of their dogs?

We think Jake's publicist leaked this story, but a friend of Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst says that joint ownership of two dogs they purchased during their relationship has caused them to consider reuniting:
"They still see a lot of each other because of the dogs," a pal of Jake's explains.

"Maybe because of that, they haven't really moved on from each other so it's got to the point where they both feel maybe they should be together.

"They enjoy the same things and are under the same pressures from their work so they might just make it work after all."

This is a pretty speculative quote and the "pal" doesn't sound so sure about it. It's cute that Kristin and Jake both feel responsible for the pooches. Unlike Sienna Miller, they both must love their pets and take the time needed to care for them. Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe were said to have reunited because of their pets, but their relationship does not seem to have lasted judging from pictures of Swank hiding while out with another man. We don't think two dogs are enough to bring Kirsten and Jake back together, either.

Here are pictures of Jake and Kristen taken recently. They both seem to run into friends while out.
Pictures [via] and [via]

Posted to Jake Gyllenhaal | Kirsten Dunst | Pets | Reconciliations

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Mar
11
Puperazzi alert: dogs of the rich and famous.

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover of Hollywood Dog
New magazine, Hollywood Dog, covers the lifestyles of dogs owned by celebrities. It was only a matter of time:
The magazine opens with puperazzi shots of bicoastal celebrities and their canines.

Edie Falco of "The Sopranos" crouches next to her mutt. Adrien Brody is caught leaving the Golden Globes Silver Spoon Buffet in Beverly Hills with his Chihuahua. A makeup artist works on Carmen Electra's eyes while the ex-"Baywatch" star cuddles her dog Daisy. Eva "Desperate Housewives" Longoria and her poodle stand beside trash cans outside their Hollywood home....

Among the headlines: "My Dog Has PMS." Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt and her relationship with Charlie--not Sheen, but her King Charles Cavalier Spaniel--are profiled.

Then there's the wedding photo spread "Bow Vows," featuring assorted Chihuahuas dressed to the nines. One wears a wedding dress that sells for a mere $30, but then there is the $110 necklace and the $350 wedding cake from Three Dog Bakery.

18 year-old British singer Josh Stone is voted the best celebrity dog owner, while Paris Hilton is questioned for replacing her poor Chihuahua.

Plenty of ads for upscale dog goods are featured in the new magazine. Celebrities do a good job at making the rest of us feel inaquate. Now our pets are uglier with cheaper accessories too!

Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the cover of the inaugural issue of Hollywood Dog with her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Charlie. Pictures [via]

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