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Aug
23
Beyonce plans huge wedding to Jay-Z


Beyonce, 24, is reportedly planning to marry her boyfriend, Def Jam president Jay-Z, 36, in a lavish ceremony on the Island of Anguilla this November. Star reports that the reception has a $3 million price tag and that it will include $300,000 worth of caviar alone. There won't be any Cristal at this bash:

The “Dreamgirls” star is set to wed rap impresario Jay Z, and the lavish event will come with a $3 million price tag, according to the upcoming Star.

The former Destiny’s Child member is planning a late November wedding on the Caribbean island of Anguilla, reports the tab. Guests at the bash will dine on $300,000 worth of Beluga caviar as well as lobster and Italian truffles and will wash it down with $200 bottles of Dom Perignon. Knowles’ wedding dress will be modeled after Princess Diana’s, reports the Star, and among the guests invited are Oprah Winfrey and U.N. head Kofi Annan.

An impediment to the marriage had been Beyoncé’s manager father, Matthew Knowles, and his misgivings about the 36-year-old Jay Z’s relationship with his 24-year-old daughter, but Matthew Knowles has apparently come around and given the romance his blessing.

“Beyoncé’s telling friends it will be ‘the wedding to end all weddings,’” according to the source. “Beyoncé feels like she’s living a fairy tale so why shouldn’t her wedding be equally magical?”

That's nice that Beyonce's father has given his blessing as she was said to have some trouble getting out from under his thumb and running her own career and life.

This isn't the first time that we've heard rumors that these two were getting married. Back in early June Jay-Z lost weight on a high-protein diet sponsored by Beyonce. People speculated that his weight loss was a sign that he was preparing to marry the pop singer.

In late June it was rumored that Beyonce and Jay-Z were spending too much time apart and that they were breaking up, but that was only reported by a single source and the couple has been spotted out and about many times since. They even performed together at Radio City Music Hall.

Beyonce recently revealed that she has a sexy dress she puts on whenever she needs to seduce her man. She even wrote a song about it called "Freakum Dress" that will be on her new album.

Here is Beyonce in September's Essence [via Concrete Loop] and performing at the Radio One 25th Anniversary Gala. [via SavingFace]

Posted to Beyonce | Jay-Z | Magazines | Photos | Weddings

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Aug
23
Cruise Dumped!


Tom Cruise has been relieved of his contract with Paramount Studios. At first the word was that he'd have to take a paycut of more than 75%, but now the studio is dropping him entirely. Instead of releasing a carefully worded statement that they're cutting costs and have enjoyed working with Cruise, which is undoubtedly forthcoming, the head of Viacom, Paramount's parent company, told the Wall Street Journal that Tom's behavior was unacceptable!

"As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal," Viacom Inc. Chairman Sumner Redstone told the Wall Street Journal in an interview posted online. "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount." Paula Wagner, the actor's longtime partner in his movie company, Cruise/Wagner Productions, struck back at Redstone, calling his comments about the three-time Oscar nominee "offensive" and "undignified."

"Whatever remarks Mr. Redstone would make about Tom Cruise personally or as an actor have no bearing on what this business issue is," she told Reuters. "There must be another agenda that the studio has in mind to take one of their greatest assets and malign him this way."

Five films starring Cruise and co-produced by his company, including the "Mission: Impossible" series, have generated theatrical revenues totaling over $2 billion worldwide during the past decade. And Wagner said his films accounted for about 15 percent of the studio's overall box office gross over that period.

Moreover, Wagner insisted that she and Cruise chose to leave the Paramount lot and establish a new venture financed through a private, revolving equity fund of $100 million.

"We in fact made a decision not to continue our relationship with Paramount Pictures," she said.

Tom has got to be pissed. He travelled around the world in a crazed frenzy to promote MI3, all while supposedly having a non-existent newborn at home. That's not enough for Paramount, because they want a star with average ambition and a verifiably normal home life.

Tom will continue to be richer than sin even if he's no longer working. We'll probably see his face on screen again soon, though. If he's "establishing a new venture" as his business partner insists that must mean that they're going to start their own production company. Tom should stick to acting and not try to direct though. "Battlefield: Earth II" probably won't do that well at the box office.

Here are Tom and Katie outside Maestro's steakhouse in Beverly Hills on August 19th. [via]

Posted to Babies | Business ventures | Katie Holmes | Photos | Tom Cruise | TomKat

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Aug
22
Hip-hop community considers K-Fed irrelevant and a joke


Bigwigs in the hip-hop community have dismissed Kevin Federline's piss poor attempt to break into the rap industry by getting his former pop star wife to bolster his lack of talent. Magazine editors say he's not really notable, and if he is, it's only for a brief laugh:

Elliot Wilson, editor in chief of XXL magazine, hadn’t seen Federline’s TV debut. Still, he called it a “YouTube disaster” — something to be laughed off in hip-hop circles.

“I just think we ignore him,” Wilson told The Associated Press on Monday. “He’s a joke, basically. ... I just don’t think he gets it. He doesn’t get that he’s Britney’s man and it’s hard to take him seriously.”

Jermaine Hall, executive editor of King magazine, echoes that sentiment.

“The thing that really hurts him is the fact that he’s perceived as Britney’s husband,” Hall, who had yet to see the performance, told the AP. “You know, kinda like Britney’s second — I don’t even want to say second in command, but — he’s like the Britney Boy. He’s like Mrs. Spears, and it’s kinda hard to get over that perception.”

That last guy was pretty generous in his quotes. If K-Fed had any talent it wouldn't really matter that he's Britney's husband. I would like to see him get his ass handed to him in a freestyle rap competition with any halfway decent street rapper. Did you see "8 Mile?" K-Fed writes his rhymes ahead of time and they're awful. There's no way he has enough skill or brains to diss someone on the fly - he would get laughed off the stage.

Here is K-Fed in mercifully few shots of his god-awful performance at the Teen Choice Awards, along with some of Britney. Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com for the pics.

Posted to Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Music | Photos

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Aug
22
Lindsay Lohan slams Ashlee Simpson for getting plastic surgery


Lindsay Lohan should either keep her mouth shut or try to make sure that people stop making up fake quotes and attributing them to her, because she supposedly slammed Ashlee Simpson for getting plastic surgery. She said that the tabloids didn't pay enough attention to Ashlee's new nose, but that's bullshit because it was all over the place and Ashlee was even forced to admit that she had rhinoplasty.

Lindsay Lohan has blasted tabloids for speculating about her ample chest, after they ""blew off the fact"" concerning Ashlee Simpson's recent cosmetic surgery on her nose.

Lohan, 20, has long been the subject of rumors she has undergone breast enhancement surgery, while Simpson's rhinoplasty operation in April made an obvious difference to her nose and was confirmed by her publicist.

The Mean Girls star believes Simpson's nose job was virtually ignored compared to the amount of media attention her breasts attracted, which Lohan has always insisted are completely natural.

Lohan says, ""It's like when they said I got my chest done and it wasn't true.

""(The tabloids) kind of blew off the fact that Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. I've never done anything.""

Lohan also repeated that lie that her boobs are real, saying she's never done anything. Yeah, she didn't do it, a plastic surgeon did. She's pretty good at arguing the finer points of the truth. Maybe she should go to law school. Oh wait - she'd have to go to college first. (Yeah, I'm blasting the celebrities for lack of education today. It kind of amazes me how popular Lohan and Paris are when they didn't even try to go to college.)

Here are both Ashlee and Lohan outside of club Hyde in Hollywood. They missed each other by a couple of nights and several fistfulls of martinis. Lohan was there on August 17th and Ashlee was there on August 20th. If you saw these pictures of Lohan last week I'm sorry, but I just couldn't resist her drunken mug. Pictures [via] [via] and [via] Thanks to smart for the tip.

Posted to Ashlee Simpson | Fights | Lindsay Lohan | Photos | Plastic Surgery

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Aug
22
Paris Hilton's mom told her that giving blowjobs gives you acne scars


Us Weeky has the highlights from Paris Hilton's new interview in Blender magazine, and they're hilarious. She "f'in hates" when fans touch her, cries when listening to her own album, and reveals that her baby-doll act and insane ambition were inspired by her narcissistic grandmother.

The best part, though, is that her mom Kathy told her that acne scars were caused by giving oral sex. At age 19, Paris supposedly believed her:

“My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters – she knew this person who had craters. I’m like, ‘What is that from?’ She’s like, from giving bl-w j-bs.” “I’m like, ‘You get craters?’ And I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’ I told my boyfriend – he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’”

Maybe Pink believes this too, and that's why she thinks blowjobs are gross.

Is it surprising that at the age of 19 Paris was as gullibe and uninformed about sex as the average grade school student? Maybe she wouldn't be as successful if she wasn't that stupid. It's a good thing for her that she never finished high school.

Here are some pictures of Paris at an in-store appearance at Best Buy on August 18th and in Blender Magazine.

Thanks to Gossipin for the tip, and to Hollywoods Best for these photos.

Posted to Magazines | Paris Hilton | Photos | Sex | SmartSmartSmart

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Aug
21
Charlize Theron is engaged (a sort-of exclusive)


Charlize Theron sported darker hair and is still wearing that engagement ring we first spotted back in late April. A new interview from Scotland, where she has been attending the Edinburgh film festival, calls her boyfriend of four years, Irish actor Stuart Townsend, her fiance. It's stated in a matter-of-fact manner despite the fact that this news hasn't been announced:

Theron now lives in LA with her fiancé, Irish actor Stuart Townsend, whom she met on the set of the 2002 thriller Trapped. As non-committal about any future marriage plans as she is to acting right now, for the moment Theron is looking to launch a new film with director Alan Parker, "an eccentric off-the-tracks family drama-comedy" as she puts it.

Theron's engagement has been under the radar in Hollywood, although she wore a ring on ther left ring finger to the opening of Club Social Hollywood in late June and may be waiting for the press to pick up on it.

She is producing and starring in a new film about Cuban music artists, her first in over two years. She quipped on stage at the Edinburgh film festival that she was moving to Scotland, as she was surprised that they gave her whisky to drink during a press conference.

Since wer're the first ones to spot this we're calling it a sort-of exclusive.

Here is Theron at the film festival on August 17, 18, and 19th. [via]

Posted to Charlize Theron | Engagements | Photos | Stuart Townsend

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Aug
21
Why is Nicole Kidman holding her stomach?


She must have just worked out her abs hard, because Nicole Kidman no longer has a hint of a bump in these pictures taken outside her Hollywood gym on August 5th. Either her stomach is sore or she's teasing the paps, because she really doesn't look pregnant. The 39 year-old actress is said to want a biological child with her new husband, country crooner Kieth Urban, 38.

Reader Millie points out that fertility treatment can make a woman bloated, and that could explain the baby bumps on otherwise skinny "older" actresses.

Kidman has lent her name to an ad declaring support for Isreal in the Middle East Crisis. She signed an ad in the LA Times along with Michael Douglas, Danny DeVito, Dennis Hopper, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Don Johnson, James Woods, Kelly Preston, and Patricia Heaton, saying she was "pained and devastated by the civilian casualties in Israel and Lebanon caused by terrorist actions initiated by terrorist organizations such as Hezbollah and Hamas."

Now we know which side of the Hollywood fence she stands on. I'm not touching the subject this time people, discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted to Babies | Keith Urban | Nicole Kidman | Photos

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Aug
18
Lindsay Lohan supposedly cleaned up her act


The NY Daily News reports that Lindsay Lohan has been showing up to work on time and has cleaned up her act since receiving that scathing letter from the CEO of the production company running the film she's starring in, "Georgia Rule":

Pals of Lindsay Lohan have noticed a change come over the firecracker actress in recent weeks.

"She's heard everyone and is cleaning up her act," says a friend.

"Lindsay is really taking it easy these days. ... she is focused on work and [boyfriend] Harry [Morton]."

Lohan's love of the nightlife has kept her in the gossip pages. But she was stung by a recent letter from the producer of her new film, "Georgia Rule," slamming her hard partying and lax work practices.

"It was a turning point," says the friend. "She realized it was a matter of either stepping up or stepping down.

"Lindsay took this seriously; she takes her career seriously. She has been going home early every night and [arriving] at work on time since the letter."

Someone close to Lindsay called the Daily News and planted this story. She needs to do serious damage control after everyone saw firsthand how she lives in messy luxurious, drunken squalor and parties with her mom.

This could be true though. There seem to be less pictures of Lindsay out and about. She's staying in surrounded by thousands of dollars worth of scattered fashion and snorting coke with her mom at night.

Here is Lohan on a a photoshoot for In Style magazine in Hollywood. Found at France-vidcaps.org via JJB.

Posted to Drugs | Drunk | Lindsay Lohan | Photos

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Aug
18
Halle Berry doesn't look pregnant anymore


Everyone was saying that Halle Berry looked pregnant after those pictures came out of her in a loose dress with what looked like a baby bump. Just like Reese Witherspoon, she appears to be the victim of bloat, fashion and the wind, because these latest candids show her in a tight top and jeans with no bump whatsoever.

She made it clear in recent interviews that she wanted a kid before she was 40, and her 40th birthday was on Monday. She also said she is interested in adoption, and that “I will adopt if it doesn’t happen for me naturally.”

Here she is not looking pregnant at all while out shopping with her boyfriend, Versace model Gabriel Aubrey, 30. I like how he grabs her ass while she's walking up the stairs.

These are said to be from 8/16 and were found at Hollywood's Best.

Posted to Babies | Halle Berry | Photos

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Aug
17
Pamela Anderson barefoot and pregnant


Pamela Anderson has made it clear that she wants to have more kids. Now that she's married to Kid Rock, she's even dropped hints that they're either trying or that she's already pregnant. When asked after the wedding by Ryan Seacrest if she wanted kids, she said "You never know there might be one in there now."

It looks like there is one in there - check out how her stomach is poking out. She even forgot to wear shoes, which may be a secret signal to the paparrazi that she's barefoot and pregnant.

Pam has two children by her ex, rocker Tommy Lee, Dylan, 8 and Brandon, 10. Kid Rock has a son, Robert James Ritchie Jr., 13, with a Detroit auto worker.

Pam is seen outside a veterinarian's office, but where's her pet? Check out the LA chick in the background with the bemused look.

Pictures found at Hollywoods Best, and taken by X17, who pointed out the bump.

Posted to Babies | Kid Rock | Pamela Anderson | Photos

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Aug
17
Aniston swears she's not engaged, but she was for like 5 minutes


Jennifer Aniston swears up and down that she's not engaged to Vince Vaughn. Us Weekly stands by its story that she is engaged and cites a bunch of stories that celebrities denied but ended up being true. The first commentor notes that it's pretty convenient selective reasoning on their part. Of course there are hits and misses in the messy, often-fabricated world of celebrity gossip.

Perez Hilton claims to know from an insider that Aniston was actually engaged to Vaughn and that US was right, but now she's totally dumped while Vaughn is partying in Vegas and hitting on chicks. That sounds like a plausible explanation for Aniston's vehement denial:

Sources tell PerezHilton.com that Vaughn in early July told several friends - including Owen Wilson - about his proposal on the plane after returning from Mexico.

In her new People interview, Jen never even acknowledges that she is still dating Vince.

"We're just being," she tells the mag of her and Vaughn.

According to our moles, Vaughn was in Vegas this past weekend, and Maniston was nowhere to be found! Trouble in Paradise? Hell to the fucking yeah!

Sources close to the situation tell us that that Jen - who has a history of lying to her fans - is also covering something up this time; specifically, that after their engagement on June 27th something has gone horribly wrong with Vaughniston!!

Tabloids have reported for the last two weeks that there is major trouble with Jen and Vince. Now her denial to People today (and what sources are telling PerezHilton.com) suggests there is truth to these reports that the engagement has been CALLED OFF...

According to several people close to the situation, Maniston is humiliated at another failed relationship and is doing damage control ASAP!

Sources also tell PerezHilton.com that no other than Stephen Huvane sat in on the phone call between Jen and People today, controlling what they could use and couldn't use.

Vaughn spent last weekend partying in Vegas at Mandalay Bay, getting drunk and flirting with girls...just like old times. And Jen stayed back ALONE in Malibu all weekend!

Maniston seems way too emotional and emphatic about denying that she is getting married, telling People, "I mean, it couldn't be more of a 'No.'"

Thou doth protest too much!!

There you go. It looks like everyone is right, Us and Aniston. Is it surprising that Vaughn and Aniston broke up? They didn't even want to be photographed together.

Here is Aniston running into Kate Hudson at the airport and giving her some bad divorce advice. [via]


Posted to Breakups | Engagements | Jennifer Aniston | Photos | Vince Vaughn

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Aug
17
Lindsay Lohan and a pile 'o coke


Here's poor little rich whore Lindsay Lohan on sitting on a mattress at the Chateau Marmot surrounded by luxury goods while sipping on a bottle of Jack Daniels and wearing a fur coat. There's even a pile 'o coke and a little silver spoon visible in the background. Pictures are, obviously, from Perez Hilton.

At least Lindsay does her fur-wearing behind doors.

These aren't too scandalous, considering that Lindsay was photographed with a bong in the background in photos that came out a few months ago.

The Sun claims that Lindsay wasdenied VIP tickets to an upcoming Justin Timberlake concert because it's feared she'll get wasted and make a spectacle of herself. I would say I doubt that's true, but given these pictures I'm more apt to believe it.

Posted to Drugs | Drunk | Lindsay Lohan | Photos

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Aug
17
Christina Aguilera fights for her pop star rights

Hey, does Christina Aguilera have a new album out? She seems to be everywhere lately. The NY Times says that "Back to Basics," Aguilera's new double album, is half-good half-bad. The lyrics reveal XTina's fight to stay at the top and are an attempt explain to the world why she looks like a blowup doll and is such a pain in the ass:

There’s nothing unreasonable about these demands. You might even say that for someone like Ms. Aguilera these aren’t rights at all: they’re responsibilities. If she’s a fighter, it’s because she’s fighting for the right to be what she already is: a pop star. She’s demanding that she be allowed to do her job.

This demand is the main theme of “Back to Basics,” a double CD that contains a roughly even number of great songs and lousy ones. The first disc is full of rationales, ranging from the self-referential (“I’m going back to basics,” she sings, in the introduction) to the paradoxical (“I pay no mind/To the negative kind,” she claims). Perhaps this is the weird but (in hindsight) predictable result of our hyper-tabloid culture. In print, online, on television, celebrities are constantly being asked to explain themselves. So we shouldn’t be surprised when they comply.

The second disc, largely written with Linda Perry, ends with a couple of songs clearly meant as odes to Ms. Aguilera’s husband, Jordan Bratman. But even these literal-minded love songs seem like explanations: having told us how much she has changed, the singer now wants to tell us why. “Never felt like I needed any man,” she wails, in the beyond-bombastic finale, “The Right Man.” But she’s not really addressing her husband; she’s addressing listeners who are confused about all the mushy stuff. Even when she’s singing a love song, Ms. Aguilera sounds a bit defensive.

In this interview on Good Morning America yesterday, XTina tells the same old childhood abuse story as if she's practiced it for ages. She seems genuinely excited about her new album and how she craftily copped it off the jazz greats of the 30s and 40s, though. Somewhere underneath all that arrogance and makeup she really does love music.

She also reveals that she gave Britney a basket of gender neutral baby gifts when she heard she was pregnant, and that Britney sent her a crystal vase and a crystal drink bucket as a wedding present.

Thanks to ONTD for the video link. Also thanks to readers Karen and Jess for letting me know that I fell for Aguilera's sob story in an earlier article I posted about it.

Here is Aguilera leaving the Koko club on an unknown date in a see-through dress. I think I've seen these before, but maybe that was a different sheer black dress. Even totally wasted, Aguilera manages to keep her lipstick and makeup perfectly applied. Maybe one of her minions helps her with that. [via]

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Aug
16
Courteney Cox says Jennifer Aniston is not engaged


Courteney Cox says that Jennifer Aniston is a great friend that she can rely on in a crisis:

She told People magazine: "There are a few people that I would go to. But I would definitely say my mother and Jennifer are two."

Cox recently revealed that she had some trouble in her marriage to funnyman David Arquette and that they wisely sought counseling to straighten it out.

She also adamantly denies that Aniston is engaged to Vaughn:

Us Weekly magazine printed the story about the couple's mid-air engagement last week, but Aniston's former Friends co-star has told rival Life & Style magazine the reports are untrue.

Asked at a charity event yesterday if Aniston was planning to become Mrs. Vaughn, Cox said, "No, she's not."

I bet Vaughn and Aniston are broken up already. Either that or they're fighting constantly. Neither of them look happy together in the rare paparrazi photos that come out.

Star reports that Aniston and Vaughn are having trouble because Aniston doesn't want kids, but that's probably just speculation.

Here's some pictures of sourpuss Aniston sunbathing on her deck. [via]


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Aug
16
Charlize Theron's pokies


Britain's The Independent has a thoughtful article about Charlize Theron's career. They say that there will always be younger, prettier actresses in Hollywood and that Charlize really hasn't hit it big despite winning an Oscar and scoring more serious roles. She's stuck in between sweet young things like Scarlet Johansson and more seasoned actresses like Nicole Kidman:

People said her world would change. Now, she would be taken seriously. Now she was ready for a great run of homely, overweight women of about 30 who have movies made of their lives. I'm kidding - we don't do films like that. Charlize hurried back into shape. She was Britt Ekland (and very good, too) in The Life and Death of Peter Sellers. She did Head in the Clouds (which I challenge you to remember), and she found an intriguing role - playing a striking worker in North Country, a film about the working class, labour disputes and women with ideals. She was nominated this year for another Oscar but no one went to see the film.

She then did the awful Aeon Flux. She appeared on television as "Rita" in a few episodes of Arrested Development. And there's going to be a film called The Brazilian Job in which she plays the girl from The Italian Job. In other words, Theron has done nothing done since Monster to help her in mapping out a future. The world has not learned how to want Charlize Theron looking like hell. It likes her gorgeous, and yet it can see that Scarlett Johansson is younger (and always will be).

Somehow or other, Theron has to do something similar to Nicole Kidman's achievement after the latter's marriage to Tom Cruise ended. She has to seize parts that say, I chose these, I found them, I told them I could do it, and look, it works. What that means is that she has to go find the parts, know how to secure them and make her will felt strongly enough that they turn out unusual and good films. That so many actresses do ordinary work is testament to how tough that challenge is. Most of them do what they can get and spin it out until 40, if they're lucky.

The Independent is nitpicking Theron's career. She's achieved a level of success that everyone else only dreams about. She'll reach Kidman's status. In fact she's almost there now.

So let's move on to these recent pictures of Theron forgetting to wear a bra when she's out with her mom. [via] If The Independent is right and she hasn't yet found her niche, do you think she's trying to tell us something by going out like that? Also, isn't it curious that she holds her coat in her left hand, covering her ring finger, while holding her mom's hand with her right?

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Aug
16
High res Lohan sideboob pics


Lindsay Lohan claims that "Sex and the City" is the inspiration for her sluttiness, and that if 2 out of 4 fictional characters on a cable show can sleep around, she can too:

Lindsay Lohan has hailed seminal sitcom Sex And The City for inspiring her dating philosophy. Even though Lohan was only 12 years old when the Sarah Jessica Parker-starring comedy started, the star admits she loves having open and casual relationships with men, like "Sex And The City" characters Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobbs, Samantha Jones and Charlotte York.

She says, "Sex And The City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people."

Did she really say this? That's fucking crazy. Those are women on a cable show, not real people. Granted this was probably taken out of context, but WTF?

Lohan admits to having a double standard with the men she dates, and said some crap about how she can sleep around but they can't.

The girl needs to wear a bra and stay in and watch some documentaries. No fiction films, because she'll use anything she sees on screen to justify her outrageous lifestyle.

Pictures found at Hollywood's Best and taken by X17. I know you've already seen them, but these versions are sort of high res.

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Aug
16
Victoria Beckham preggers again?


Britain's Daily Star says that Victoria Beckham is pregnant with her fourth child. She has spoken opening about wanting a big family, and it was said that she was trying for a girl.

Her ultra-hot husband, Real Madrid soccer player David Beckham, was said to have put Posh on a carb-rich diet to encourage her to "fatten up" in preparation to become pregnant again. She doesn't look to have gained much weight, though.

Posh and Beck have three boys: Brooklyn, 6, Romeo, nearly 4, and Cruz, one and a half, all born by cesarean section. Victoria has said that if she has a girl she would like to name her "Luna." That's not so bad for a celebrity baby name.

Here are pictures of Victoria and David Beckham at Nice airport on 8/14. She's wearing a loose top, but she doesn't look like she has a bump yet. [via]

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Aug
15
Brad Pitt is a good dad - with 19 new HQ Oceans pics!


Brad Pitt is now back in LA filming Oceans 13, tentatively subtitled "any excuse to see Pitt, Damon and Clooney onscreen together, even if Ellen Barkin is in it," and he's been bringing Maddox and Zahara with him to work! Pitt is taking advantage of the on-set daycare.

Our spies on the Warner Bros. lot in Los Angeles say Pitt, on site filming "Ocean's 13," drops off Maddox and Zahara, his two adopted children with Angelina Jolie, at the studio's day-care center every day. "The day care is available to anybody working on the lot, including secretaries and executives," said our source. But, "The workers at the day-care center are very protective of Brad and won't let any of the other parents approach him or talk to him." A rep for Pitt said, "It sounds like Brad, but he would say 'Hi' to anyone who wants to talk to him."

That's cute! I wish they had daycare where my husband works.

Meanwhile these new pics on the Oceans set came out. There were just low-res versions before, but these huge pictures of the guys on set are making me swoon! There are plenty of pictures of Damon's cute butt too! Thanks to Simply Brad for the pics.

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Aug
14
Jennifer Garner could be pregnant again


Jennifer Garner only fuels those persistent rumors that she's pregnant again when she wears tops like this. This suspicious outfit coupled with the news that she fainted recently on the set of her new movie make it seem like she's carrying little Violet's sibling. I'm probably wrong, though, and she's just shy about her stomach. She looks gorgeous as ever wearing a loose top in these pictures taken in LA at the W Hotel on July 16th. [via]

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Aug
14
Nicole Richie and Keira Knightley are deathly thin


I take back what I said about Nicole Richie gaining a little bit a weight. She may have put on a few essential pounds a couple of weeks ago, but she looks like death warmed over again in these latest shots on the beach.

Keira Knightley is also taking the anorexic look a little too far. While she claims she's doesn't have the disorder, there's no way she's eating well if her chest looks like this.

Britain's Daily Mail reports that Nicole broke into tears and wailed "I have a disease" when a photographer told her to gain some weight. I really doubt that happened, but she is thinner than she was just a few weeks ago. The British rag sounds the alarm about the two young paparrazi-targets' weight:

Nicole Richie's weight battle has taken a turn for the worse, with the star being snapped looking positively skeletal.

With her ribcage protruding through her skin, the socialite and TV star had to hold up her American size 0 bikini which bagged around her wisp thin frame as she sunbathed on a beach in Malibu.

Earlier in the day, it was reported that a photographer called out telling her to "gain some weight." The ultra-skinny star replied: "I have a disease" before bursting into floods of tears...

And it seems Nicole is not the only celebrity with a worryingly thin frame at the moment.

Pirates of the Carribean star Keira Knightley, was spotted in central London on Friday exposing an emaciated ribcage.

Here are the pictures in question, found at Hollywood's Best. X17 took the ones of Nicole on the beach.

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Aug
14
Madonna promises never to try to act again


Madonna knows what she's good at, and now she plans to stick to it. The super-fit geriatric Jewish queen of pop can't act for shit and she's finally admitted it:

MADONNA has begrudgingly turned her back on her movie career, because she is convinced the media is hell bent on ensuring her film projects are flops. The LIKE A VIRGIN singer was lauded for her performance in the big screen adaptation of the musical EVITA, but she has suffered a string of flops, most notably BODY OF EVIDENCE and SWEPT AWAY, her last movie role directed by husband GUY RITCHIE, which failed to secure a cinema release. And the 47-year-old, who is currently in the midst of her Confessions world tour, will concentrate solely on her music career from now on. She says, "I hate to admit it, but I've decided to give [acting] up. "How can any film survive if everyone says it's going to be a flop from the very day the project is even conceived? "It's already dead in the water."

By saying it's already "dead in the water," she may have been making a sneaky reference to that terrible film that doomed her husband's career, "Swept Away." People say her films suck not because she's in them, but because they've actually seen them and she can't act. Her acting is wooden and forced, and that's smart of her to stick with what she knows - writhing around on stage and pissing off the Christians.

Here's Madonna in concert in Rome on August 6th. Looks like the pope missed a fabulous show. [via]

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Aug
14
Natalie Portman's pokies


Natalie Portman is going to appear nude in the upcoming "Goya's Ghost," and she's auditioning to play a hooker in another movie so she probably doesn't care that you can see her nipples through this top she's wearing. She also shot some nude scenes for "Closer" in 2004 which were cut from the film.

Paris Hilton shows up for every event, has a sex video out and has had scores of nip and vag slips yet she refuses to appear nude on screen. Who do you think people have more respect for, Paris or Natalie?

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Aug
11
Scarlet Johansson & Josh Hartnett's soundproof bedroom


Scarlet Johansson and Josh Hartnett are said to have bought a $6 million loft in New York City - and to have requested extra soundproofing around their bedroom:

Life & Style Weekly cites an insider that says the couple are making every effort to keep their lives private once they move in. How you say? Soundproofing.

The insider dishes to the weekly magazine that neighbors needn’t worry about the lovebirds being loud. The couple are requesting extra soundproofing - in their bedroom!

“They asked that we change the design to include extra insulation between the bedrooms of the pent­house and the unit next door,” says a realty insider.

Josh’s rep tells L&S that the couple are not moving in together.

But the chatty real estate insider says it was Scarlett, 21, who scouted the 2,648-square-foot condo in Tribeca - which boasts three bedrooms, 2½ baths and two balconies...

And – a few days later, her father and Josh, 28, were seen poring over floor plans in a nearby café. “She seemed very pleased,” says the realty insider.

Scarlet and Josh lived together in Josh's Tribeca apartment from about December of last year until late March, when Scarlet is said to have spent $2 million on her own Tribeca condo. They've tried to keep a low-profile relationship, and that's great news that they're moving in together and giving it another try.

It could be true that just Scarlet's buying the place, but if she's requesting a soundproof bedroom there's got to be a good reason.

Here is Scarlet playing a journalist in "Scoop" with Woody Allen and hot Hugh Jackman. [via]

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Aug
11
Jennifer Garner faints on film set


Jennifer Garner was in Arizona filming in 110 degree heat when she collapsed and fainted. Husband Ben Affleck rushed to be by her side, and flew from Boston to be with her as soon as he heard the news:

Ben Affleck jetted to Arizona to be with his ailing wife, Jennifer Garner, after the actress passed out in 110-degree Fahrenheit heat. New mom Garner was shooting new movie “Kingdom” in Phoenix last week when she was overcome by the heat and fainted. A set source says, "She overexerted herself."

The actress, 34, was taken to hospital while frantic aides tried to get in touch with her husband, who flew from Massachusetts to the desert as soon as he heard the news. Garner was released the next day and spent time relaxing with her concerned husband before returning to the film set.

That's terrible and I hope that Garner is ok. She's one of my favorite actresses.

This just gets me thinking, though, that she could be pregnant again. It was rumored that she was pregnant, but people say she's just having trouble losing that last little bit of baby weight, and Ben's cousin told Celebrity Baby Blog that she's definitely not pregnant. Still, Angelina fainted at the airport way back when and it turns out that she was in the early stages of her pregnancy. I'm just saying.

Here is Garner in an unknown photoshoot found at Jen-Fans.com.

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Aug
11
Paris Hilton had to go to the hospital after her monkey bit her


Paris Hilton's monkey is tired of being an accessory to her bad style. He took a chunk out her arm, sending the ditzy heiress to the hospital to receive a tetanus shot.

Perhaps channeling the spirit of Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit Paris on the arm early Tuesday morning while the two were playing. We repeat: PARIS' KINKAJOU BIT HER ON THE ARM.

The wound was superficial and Paris spent a few hours at the hospital and received a tetanus shot.

Paris called her publicist, Elliot Mintz, at about 3AM Tuesday morning after the incident occurred. Mintz tells TMZ he drove her to the emergency room where she was seen by a doctor, treated and released. The whole ordeal took just a few hours.

In an odd bit of foreshadowing, an MTV special focused on Paris -- that aired the same day of the incident -- actually featured Baby Luv in a segment, during which the animal tried to bite her.

TMZ has a video of Paris holding the agitated kinkajou, Baby Luv, while describing the incident where she had to take a limo with all her animals in the back because the airline refused to transport them.

Paris' publicist really earns his money if he's going over to her house in the middle of the night to take her to the hospital. Doesn't she have a friend or throwaway lover who could do that for her?

Maybe the monkey just wanted to do Paris a favor and keep her from going out in an outfit like this. She is seen in a satin top and pants like the kind you wear to bed while wearing a red belt across her ribs. At least her purse, belt, and shoes coordinate. WTF? Look at the people behind her - they're totally making fun of her.

Pictures taken on 8/9 by X17 and found at Hollywood's Best.

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Aug
11
Nicole Richie pukes on the floor at a party


Nicole Richie has been seen out with toned legs, suggesting she's been eating a little bit and using the leg press at the gym. She's also been photographed with two different mystery guys, one semi-hot and one weird.

Now comes news that she got wasted at a party with an out of control Mary-Kate Olsen and proceeded to puke all over the floor. Nicole didn't miss a step, though, and continued right on as if nothing had happened.

But the real action was happening inside the Sunset Boulevard club, where, sources say, Nicole Richie was getting into the party spirit with her spirit of choice: Tequila! "She was so wasted!" said an attendant, who also said that Ms. Richie's drinking partner, Mary-Kate Olsen, was not doing anything to help the situation. "She was dancing on the tables and then she started giving lap dances to her friends and random guys, too."

And then it happened, under the copper ceiling, amidst the hanging candles. "Nicole puked right on the floor, like right in the middle of the club," said the source. "Everyone saw! But I guess she didn't care. She kept partying."

"She loves tequila," said the source, a friend of Ms. Richie's. "But you know, she's so small—and she probably didn't eat anything that day. So you know, she probably had a couple shots and it just happened. She was just having a good time."

At least have the decency to go into the bathroom to puke. The few times in college I drank to the point of no return I somehow managed to make it into the bathroom in time. Of course I had more body tissue to absorb all that booze. Nicole probably has the alcohol tolerance of a child. (I was going to say toddler, but thought that sounded sick.)

Here is lovely Ms. Skin 'n Bones filming a segment with Tyra Banks for her talkshow. Commenters on JJB note that her head looks huge and it seems to be "carrying all 80 pounds of her," that she's "gonna have so many health problems in a few years," and that "she's already bald." What with drinking so much and not eating, it's not much of a stretch to think she'll have health problems. At least she gained a smidgeon of weight.

Thanks to Hollywoods Best for these pictures.

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Aug
11
What people are saying about the supposed Suri pictures


So these far-away pictures of a supposed baby Suri where published on X17online, and I found myself reading all the comments on JustJared. I'm rather fascinated by the sordid baby Suri story, and personally believe that something incredibly fishy is going on. Like the pictures of the Loch Ness Monster (which some claim were just the trunks of submerged circus elephants bathing in the Loch) all is not what it seems. There's something ominous and creepy about these photographs and they look staged.

Here are my favorite comments, organized by category, from JustJared.

These pictures are really fucking creepy, and make it seem like Katie is trapped

Ugh, I got the shivers looking at this picture. It is very Omen-esque...like the scary nanny and the mansion. So very scary. - MMM

Looks like a scene out of a horror movie. Woman gazes out of window of large country manor house as child of satsn lulls behind her in crib plottin end of the world. Whatever! So tired of Tom, Katie (Kate) and even the child that they could show up at my door and I wouldn't care. - HeyBabyHeyBabyHey

It's a scene from Amityville Horror meets Rosemary's Baby. - Niecy

The Baby is too big. It's older than they claim or it's a doll:

It looks too big to be a baby...it's probably Tom wearing diapers. It is truly scary as mentioned in other comments...I think when I do see the baby I will still never belive it is truly the couple's real child. :( - Natalie

Uh, that looks like a 2 year old...and something is DEIFINTELY rotten in Denmark. I am so over Tom "Crazy Pants" Cruise. - redonkulous

this baby looks too big to be 4 months!! katie looks scarey looking out the window. i got chills, they're multiplying! - diane

My friend's baby is 10 months, 28" tall and 18 pounds. My baby is 3 months old, 23" tall and 15 pounds. Don't make me cry by saying Suri couldn't POSSIBLY be that big already- my guy's a Sumo! :) - UberGoober

These pictures are staged:

I'd feel bad that we were peeking into their house if the whole thing didn't scream "STAGED!!!!" I hope Katie is planning her escape. - mickey

Fake...its a prop. Plus, why would you leave a baby just laying on a bed alone? Its staged and fake?!?! - Me

It's wrong to peep into the Cruise's mansion:

am i the onlyone who finds it kinda wrong that they peeked into their windows with a telephoto lens? sure i want to see thekid,but this makes me feel kinda weird. - ter

I can't stand Tom or Katie, but I think the paps are going too far. I'd be pissed if they were taking pictures of people in my damn house! Disgusting. What a culture we live in. - Erin

i think katie is trying to spot the helicopter. wellthe baby (actually the whole pic) looks way to grany to see anything, so vanity fair still got their scoop. however i think it's wrong to take these kind of pics, even though i can't bring myself to not look at them. still i feel kinda bad for them.- Bertz

The way these photos were taken is horrible indeed! Celebrities can't even stand at their fuckin' windows without being photographed! No miracle that Suri hasn't seen the day of light yet - when they even take pictures of her when she's IN the house! - Angelika

About the conspiracy:

Anonymous , I totally agree with you. I know an insider, as well, who swears that Tom is gay, that he knows of assorted men and "rent boys" that have been brought in for Tom (he's that close to the situation) and that the baby Nicole miscarried was her driver's (not Ewan MacGregor's) and Tom was PISSED that she violated her contract, just shy of its 10-year stipulation...that's why he TRIED to get away with not giving her the pay-off on their business contract sham of a marriage. People have been PAID to keep their mouths shut; others have been PAID to lie their asses off! Tom has NOT fathered any biological child because he has not had sex with any of his so-called wives...they have ALL been under contract in their "marriages" to pose as a real wife and have been paid well and signed papers that they cannot disclose ANY information on Tom, their relationship or his involvement with the Church of $. So, you will NOT be hearing any negative or contradictory comments from Nicole. He even bugged her house after they split. There is a baby, but it was born back in December. That is the reason Katie's belly has fluctuated so much in size...yes, she was pregnant, but she was pregnant long before it was announced. They cannot show the baby at this time, because the baby is too big to be passed off as a four-month-old, because it is, in fact, eight months old. The baby IS NOT TOM'S! As far as the paps go, this is an invasion of privacy. I don't know if that picture is really Suri, yet. But Suri is not a four-month-old baby! Tom may release photos when she gets large enough to "fudge" her age, but right now, she could NOT pass for a four-month-old. End of story. - whisper

Stop thinking about this shit that long! Just because there haven't been any photos around yet Katie wasn't even pregnant at all, Tom isn't the biological father or the kid is somehow ugly or what?? That's absolutely crazy, and I feel sorry for everyone like Aisling who invent crazy, weird stuff in their heads. That's complete bullshit, there haven't been any pictures of Tom's adopted kids at the beginning either, he just obviously didn't want it - look at all the Scientology rules, people aren't even allowed to do baby talk in Suri's presence, so why should the public be allowed to even SEE her? Just forget about this baby and live your own life! You'll see the pictures when they're released, end of story!! - Angelika

Whatever's going on, these creepy ass pictures don't clear it up!

Meanwhile the Beckhams have been invited to see the miracle changeling in person, but the list of rules are weird as hell. Maybe by inviting the Beckhams and telling them they can't touch, photograph or talk to the baby, Cruise's camp hopes to explain why the poor thing hasn't seen the light of day.

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Aug
10
Britney gives K-Fed a credit card with no limit


Britney Spears has shown the world how gullible she is by giving her husband an American Express Black card, also known as the Centurion. An invitation-only card with a hefty $2,500 annual fee, the Centurion gives holders automatic first class flight upgrades on all airlines and offers access to airport clubs and personal shoppers at luxury stores. It features a personal concierge and travel agent. If you can think it up, you can probably get it with an AmEx black card.

In the 1980s tales of the "Black" no-limit American Express card were just urban legends, but Amex responded to the black card lore and decided to offer it to high rollers. Now rappers name-drop it in songs, and uber-rich people have the opportunity to go deeper in debt than they ever dreamed possible.

By giving K-Fed access to her Amex Centurion, Britney is essentially letting him empty any bank account he wishes. He has the opportunity to spend lots of money in a very short time with a single phone call. Here's what people have done with the Centurion card:

  • One cardholder wanted to locate and purchase the horse ridden by Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves. The horse was located in a stud ranch in Mexico, purchased and delivered to Europe.

  • Another cardholder wanted a handful of sand from the Dead Sea for a child's school project on the Holy Land. Someone was dispatched by motorcycle to the shores of the Dead Sea to obtain the sand, which was couriered back to London.

  • Yet another cardholder required American Express to organize a wedding, including designing the wedding card, drawing maps to direct guests to the banquet, renting tuxedos and shoes for guests, and preparing the hotel room with a jacuzzi for the wedding night.

  • And for another cardholder who aspired to be an actress and wanted to be part of the crew of a weekly soap opera on TV, American Express contacted the director and arranged for an audition.
  • Hey maybe AmEx can help K-Fed with his rapping career! He should call them up now that the black card is in his posession. They seem capable of hooking people up with just about anything.

    Seriously, though, Britney is trusting her fortune to a guy who has a custom Ferrari worth more than a quarter of a million dollars, and a Maserati worth at least six figures. He also reportedly bought a $30,000 watch without asking Britney. Now is that the kind of person you would trust with your money?

    Here's Britney dropping off a mini Escalade at her recording studios for Sean Preston to play with while she's there, and Kevin getting a haircut and pumping gas. Sean Preston, 11 months, took his first steps in Las Vegas last week. So now he must be old enough to drive a car, right?

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Photos | SmartSmartSmart

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    Aug
    10
    Lindsay Lohan just about to burn out


    I'm sorry for two Lindsay Lohan stories today, but I just couldn't resist this latest news. Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is just about to get kicked out of her digs at the Chateau Marmont hotel. Hotel staff are annoyed at her comings and goings at all hours of the night:

    According to Page Six, the freckled phenom's behavior at the Chateau, where Hollywood royalty has indulged themselves for years in well-shielded privacy, has prompted management to consider a ban. "They are trying to kick her out. It is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights," says one source. A rep for the hotel says the rumor isn't true.

    Lindsay shocked her accountants by running up a $1,000,000 bill at the Chateau Marmount last year. Why doesn't she just buy a house? There was another story that Lindsay spent another million on clothing alone when she easily could have been comped many of the luxury brands she wears.

    There's also a report from a "Herbie: Fully Loaded" crew member that claims that Lindsay was as much of a lazy brat on that set as she's been publically chastized for on her latest film.

    She stayed out all night, and then the doctor announced that Ms Lohan had asthma the next day. She played the exhaustion card a couple of times. Too tired from shooting to bear another day of shooting. She calls in sick one day and we find out she is across town shooting a day with her then-boyfriend on That 70's Show. Another day she has the "doctor" call in Ms Sickie's fake ailment, because she was shooting her own music video the night before. Many mornings during the Herbie show were rescheduled according to the Puffy Face Report. The Princess was able to make the production [crew] recreate the desert race sets closer to the Four Seasons. She said she had signed on "to do a film in Los Angeles" and El Mirage was too hot and too far. She is a brat. One day she comes storming up the Team Payton driveway, followed by the producer. It seems he had to insist that Lindsey play her off-screen lines for Michael Keaton. This common courtesy she could not afford her fellow actor.

    The way Lindsay is going she's going to spend all her cash on purses and hotel rooms and will have such a bad reputation in the industry that she won't be able to get another job. Maybe she gets her drugs for free though.

    Here's Lindsay having a little upskirt accident and shopping. [via] and [via

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    Aug
    10
    Diddy, "The King of Sexy," let Justin Timberlake "borrow" the term


    Diddy seems to think that he owns the common adjective "sexy" and that he alone holds the rights. He said he is the true "King of Sexy" and that he let Justin Timberlake "borrow" the term for his latest CD:

    Hip-hop mogul SEAN COMBS has given JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE permission to use his catchphrase "sexy" for his comeback single. The Bad Boy Entertainment boss is famed for his use of the word, and he has no problem with Timberlake hijacking the term for his song SEXYBACK. Diddy says, "I'm a big fan of Justin and he's allowed to use my catchphrase 'sexy' and run with it. I mean, I got it from somebody else, so it's all good. "(But) I am the king of the sexy, Justin. Let's not get it twisted."

    Victoria's Secret must have called up Diddy before the launch of their Very Sexy bras to make sure he approved of their use of the word. Or maybe they're paying him royalties.

    Oh wait - I dated a patent attorney a while ago, and I think the way it works is that you only have rights to a trademark within a certain industry. In that case Diddy is the sole "sexy" singer and Timberlake indeed needs to bow to him in order to call himself sexy. All other professions and industries can be sexy without Diddy's approval.

    Timberlake album cover found at Cake and Ice Cream. Diddy pictures from yeeeah. The last few photos of Justin Timberlake are high resolution from an Observer photo shoot found at TimberlakeNow.net.

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    Aug
    10
    What if Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong came out?


    I'm not saying that Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey are anything more than hot, sweaty friends who like to do sports together and hang out shirtless on beaches in Miami. Let's just imagine that these two are actually lovers and make the bold move to come out, though. It would be difficult for them to admit, but they would be applauded for it, and "straight" men everywhere might see that it's not so bad to switch to the other side. Hell if top actors and athletes can do it, it must not be that taboo. At first it would be a big scandal, but then everyone would say how brave they are to admit it.

    This will never happen because it would jeopardize McConaughey's career playing the hot sporty guy in every crappy romantic comedy. He's even signed on to do a new one with Kate Hudson. They're going to play a divorced couple looking for treasure in "Fool's Gold." Sounds fabulous:

    The film centres on married couple whose eight-year search for treasure leaves them broke and out of gas. As soon as they divorce, the couple finds a missing clue that could lead them to the booty.

    In related news, Jake Gyllenhaal has been confirmed to play the role of Lance Armstrong in an upcoming biopic about the seven-time Tour de France winner's life. Matt Damon was originally slated for the role:

    Jake Gyllenhaal has taken over the role of cyclist Lance Armstrong in a new movie about the Tour de France champ's life, according to reports. Matt Damon was thought to be first choice to play the seven-time winner on the big screen.

    Gyllenhaal has taken over the role, and recent cycling training he has been doing with the sportsman is actually practice for the grueling role, according to Moviehole.net. The pair was recently spotted hanging out at the French event and have also been seen pedaling in the Hollywood hills with another fitness fanatic star, Matthew McConaughey.

    Moviehole claims Damon pulled out of the film because of his busy schedule.

    I wonder how Gyllenhaal landed that role.

    Here are Lance and Matt on the beach. Thanks to DListed for these pictures.

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    Aug
    09
    Elusive baby Suri supposedly captured on film!


    First people said they saw her, and now there are supposed photographs that will be published in Vanity Fair this Fall. Come on, why the delay?

    SURI Cruise's days of being a mystery baby some believe doesn't really exist are about up. Sources say Vanity Fair has landed the first photos of the care fully guarded tot spawned by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes last April. The pictures were taken by ce lebrity snapper Annie Leibovitz and will be published this fall, spies say. Both Vanity Fair and Cruise's reps had no comment. In recent weeks, celeb pals of the couple, including Tom's ex Penelope Cruz, have tried to dampen skepticism by insisting they've seen her.

    You know they say that the photographs were taken by Annie Liebovitz to add a smidgeon of legitimacy to the claims that Suri's been photographed. Why would they take pictures now ahead of time and then release them in the Fall? They have to know that the pictures will get out and no amount of legal threats will keep them off the blogs like little Shiloh's online debut. Unless there really are no fucking pictures at all and they're just trying to buy time until they can come up with a baby.

    By saying the pictures were taken now in April they also get the added advantage of masking the baby's age. Babies age a lot in a few months. If they claim the pictures were taken now in April they have a few months to procure a newborn baby and get pictures taken just in time for publication.

    This baby has never been photographed even far away and there's a huge bounty on its head. No baby accessories, strollers, or carseats have ever been seen near its parents or their vehicles. There are very peculair circumstances surrounding its birth, with a questionable birth certificate. Only a few "eyewitnesses" have come forth - with strange statements that sound coerced.

    Yesterday Tom's rep said that pictures would be released "soon." All of sudden they're claiming that Annie Liebovitz has already photographed the baby. This is bullshit.

    Update: Thanks to Angelika for pointing out that the baby was said to be photographed back in April, not now. That makes it even more suspect because they have until the Fall to get pictures of a newborn.

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    Aug
    09
    New HQs of Brad Pitt on the Oceans 13 set


    No wonder Angelina's in a tizzy, Brad Pitt is back to work and looks to have recovered more than just his masculinity. He's cool again!

    Jessica Simpson gushed about Brad in her Ok! interview, saying his body in "Fight Club" is "the best male body" and that she still dreams about him.

    Brad is shown in Vegas on the Oceans 13 set and at the Bellagio playing cards. Unlike Daniel Craig, he knows how to play poker. Pictures from SimplyBrad.com via JJB.

    Update There's a story that Angelina Jolie is asking people to spy on Brad for her while he's away filming, and that she's needy and insecure and is calling him up to ten times a day. The source is some British magazine I've barely heard of, so I really doubt it's true.

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    Aug
    09
    Matthew McConaughey hits on Jennifer Aniston!


    Star Magazine reports this week that Matthew McConaughy called Jennifer Aniston in a not-so-subtle attempt to get her to go out with him.

    "When Matthew called, the source tells Star, “Jen told him she was flattered, but she didn’t think it would be right to go out with Matt While she’s dating Vince."

    A friend of Matt’s then tells Star Magazine, “He doesn't give up when he has his eye on someone. He’s figuring out his next move.”

    Jennifer's rep denied that she received a call from McConaughy, but it could be true. If it really happened, it doesn't mean McConaughy was serious about it. He may have just wanted the publicity so that he can stem some of the rumors that he's enjoying Lance and Jake's company in every way possible. It was a pretty slick move on his part, considering he picked an actress who's technically unavailable, but hasn't gone public with her relationship.

    Aniston seems to be having a hard time in her relationship with bloated paramour Vince Vaughn. While it was rumored last week that they broke up, that doesn't seem true since Vince was spotted out with Aniston and was seen leaving her house. Poor Aniston has bought a new dog to keep her company while she waits for a commitment from Vince that will never come. Maybe she should have gone out with McConaughy. At least it would have made Vince jealous.

    Here is Aniston with her her new puppy [via] and Matthew McConaughey biking. [via]


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    Aug
    09
    Power struggle at the Jolie-Pitts: Angelina walks out!


    Angelina supposedly got fed up with Brad's demands that she stay at home and take care of their kids and left their Malibu estate in a huff to stay at a hotel with the kids for a few days. Star Magazine is set to report that she checked into the Hotel Bel Air in Beverly Hills on July 29:

    Star then cites "sources close to Angelina" that claim she stormed out of the Malibu mansion she shares with Pitt after a fight. The report will detail that Brad supposedly offended his "free spirited lover when he suggested that she should play stay at home mom while he is on location for Ocean’s Thirteen."

    Jolie already has two projects lined up with 'Kung Fu Panda' and 'A Might Heart' so it might be tough to keep this lady at home...

    Brad was reportedly “stunned” and “incredibly angry,” says the insider, while Angie and their brood settled calmly into the lap of luxury for a few days of what the mag calls "Father Doesn’t Know Best."

    An employee of the hotel told Star, “We are taking extra good care of her.”

    Don't worry Brangelina fans, they have kissed and made up according to the report.

    Star reports that by Aug 3rd the couple had made amends - the couple met for a romantic dinner at the nearby Hotel Roosevelt’s Dakota restaurant, where they shared a cheeseburger, a quesadilla and a salad.

    The pair then spent the night in a romantic $7,000 a night suite.

    Here are the websites for the Hotel Bel Air and the Hotel Roosevelt so you can see where the famous hotties stayed. I only have one kid, not three, but I'd use any excuse to get away to a spa resort for a few days if I could. Who can blame Angelina?

    She must be stressed out being a new mom and I bet she won't be adopting right away as she seemed to imply in recent interviews.

    I was a bit curious about the timeline in this report because didn't she just step out with Brad and Maddox for lunch? It turns out that was on July 25th, making this timeline possible. Considering the demand for photos of the Jolie-Pitts, it's surprising that no one has any pictures of her stay at the resort, but that's probably why she picked the place - and part of the reason why she needed to get away.

    There does seem to be a power struggle in Brad and Angelina's relationship. With Angelina having the upper hand for so long, she must be annoyed that Brad is working and striking out on his own. She's probably just overwhelmed with motherhood, though. People think this won't last, but I bet they'll weather more than a few storms together.

    Here are some of the latest St. John ads featuring Angelina. [via]
    Star Magazine cover from PopBytes.


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    Aug
    08
    Pete Doherty and Kate Moss rekindle their dysfunctional relationship


    Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are back together, at least for now. I haven't kept up with troubled Pete like I should, but he had a chemical implant put in his stomach to help him kick heroin and was said to have tried to go to rehab again for like the tenth time.

    Whatever he's done, it worked well enough to help him get back together with the love of his life, waif supermodel Kate:

    Kate and Pete arrived at the Rhythm Festival in Kate's chauffeur-driven Range Rover.

    A source told the Daily Mirror: "They got out of the car and held hands as they walked to the VIP area - laughing and touching each other the whole time.

    "They were acting like a couple of honeymooners.

    "They were kissing passionately and didn't leave each other's side all night."

    The pair apparently joined singer Jerry Lewis backstage afterwards.

    Crack and heroin addict Pete has just come out of rehab and has had a new implant fitted.

    He originally got together with Kate almost 18 months ago at her 31st birthday party but they split up late last year after Kate checked into rehab following cocaine allegations.

    Kate has plenty of substance abuse problems on her own. While she may have kicked the hard stuff, she still knows how to drink like a fish. She royally pissed off her friend, Jade Jagger, by getting wasted and running up a nearly $10,000 hotel bill in Amsterdam. She stuck her surprised hosts, The Rolilng Stones, with the tab. She offered to pay after leaving the country, but the damage was already done.

    "Kate is not the Stones' favourite person right now. She was invited as their guest and while they were expecting to pick up the cost of the room, they were not impressed at the amount she ran up on drinks and food. Her behaviour was also very strange. She was unsteady on her feet and was clearly drunk and had to be taken up to her room."
    [Thanks to Random Human for the tip]

    Guess Kate and Pete kind of deserve each other.

    Kate wasn't with Pete in these pictures taken at the wedding of Primal Scream star Bobbie Gillespie on 7/29. She seems to have brought a long-haired bearded guy as her date, or that might just be someone she's hanging out with at the party.

    Update I just have to mention that this is the fourth time I've been able to use that "reunited" header picture! lol

    Pictures [via]

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    Aug
    08
    Christina Aguilera's childhood abuse heartache


    Christina Aguilera told USA Weekend magazine that she suffered from her father's abuse while her family was stationed on a military base. She says that domestic abuse is common on military bases in her experience. Starpulse runs the quote from the article with commentary that she's "attacking" military bases, but she seems to be speaking about her childhood and doesn't overgeneralize:

    Speaking exclusively to USA Weekend magazine, Aguilera says, "We lived on Army bases when I was little, and it (domestic violence) was happening a lot. The MPs (military police) would come, but a lot of them were doing the same things (to their wives and kids). I was surrounded with domestic violence, not only in my home but my friends'."

    Aguilera has never been one to shy away from the abuse she experienced as her mother and father fought and often writes about her memories in songs like "I'm OK" and new song "Oh Mother."

    She adds, "It's therapeutic for me to talk about it. It gives me a reason to understand why I went through what I did."

    That's too bad that Christina had to go through that as a child and it's good that she found a decent man like Jordan and didn't pick another creep like her dad. It's hard to take her seriously as a person, though, when it's rumored that she doesn't even look interviewers in the eye. Still, she should be commended for talking about her difficult childhood.

    Here is Christina in a Robert Sebree Photoshoot (via Gossipin) and in Seventeen Magazine (from Hollywood's Best)

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    Aug
    08
    Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and George Clooney on the Oceans 13 set


    Sky.co.uk had these new pictures taken on the set of Oceans 13. They're rather small, but still drool-worthy. Just thinking about Brad, Matt, and George on-screen again - even in the most unwatchable film - gets me all woosy. Sky says there's this mystery new person in the latest Oceans installment. I don't know why they're getting all worked up about it, though. Everyone knows that the new actress in Oceans 13 is Ellen Barkin, who inexplicably gets an on-screen fling with Matt Damon. How did she get so lucky? Her billionaire husband cheated on her and dumped her. (Sorry I'm so bitter! You go Ellen.)

    Danny Ocean's gang is back (yes girls, Brad Pitt, George Clooney AND Matt Damon) ...

    ... And this time it's even bigger.

    By one person.

    But just who that extra person is remains a secret.

    Could it be Catherine Zeta-Jones' character, Isabel, or Vincent Cassel's mastermind criminal, François Toulour, from the previous film?

    We'd like to see Brad's squeeze, Angelina Jolie, join in...

    But as the main Ocean boys are back out filming, it won't be long before they're joined by their new inductee.

    Here are the pictures on set. The linked versions are low quality. As soon as higher resolution versions come out, I'll post them.

    Posted to Brad Pitt | George Clooney | Matt Damon | Movies | Photos | Sexy

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    Aug
    08
    Mischa's New Man, rugby star Mark Robinson (update: hairdresser)


    People reports that Mischa Barton was seen out holding hands with a new guy in London recently, which may signify the end of her stormy relationshiop with Whitestarr frontman and all-around suspicious character Cisco Adler.

    Mischa has hooked up with Rugby star Mark Robinson, also known as "Sharky" of the Northampton Saints. Robinson is from New Zealand so he's got to have the sexiest accent:

    "The OC" beauty Mischa Barton is rumored to be dating rugby star Mark Robinson after the pair were caught kissing at a London hotspot last week.

    The 20-year-old British-born actress had been dating rocker Cisco Adler but reportedly hooked up with the 30-year-old sportsman at a swanky bash in Windsor, England.

    An onlooker at the party tells Britain's the News of the World, "Mark couldn't believe his luck. One minute they were standing there talking and the next they were all over each other in the corner of the tent. They were (kissing) and running their hands over each other's bodies. They didn't seem to care who saw."

    A close friend of Robinson adds, "He's been smiling all week and has told pals but won't talk publicly."

    As Mischa matures, so does her taste in men. Cisco seems like a decent guy, considering how he spoke candidly in her defense when Paris talked trash about her, but he doesn't seem like he's in Mischa's league.

    There's also a report that Mischa snubbed British comic Russell Brand, who was briefly linked with Kate Moss. Brand tried to hit on Barton at a London club recently, but she wasn't having it.

    Barton won't have much time to spend with her new sportsman this week. She flew into Australia on Sunday to help promote designer David Jones' summer collection.

    Here is Mischa with Mark Robinson, and some photos of her at the airport in Sydney and at David Jones summer collection launch. The first two photos are small, and the rest are high resolution. [via]

    Update: I'm not sure Mischa is shown with Mark Robinson, because the guy she's holding hands with doesn't look exactly like the pictures I've seen of the rugby player. She hooked up with Robinson according to sources, but whether that's the same guy in the photo with her is up to debate.

    Update: The guy she's holding hands with is her gay hairdresser, but she did supposedly hook up with that
    Kiwi rugby player. I work with the information I have at the time, people! It's like 6 hours later here, so I'm looking at the gossip at 2:00 AM EST. Sometimes it's fresh, most of the time it's green and not ripe enough to pick.

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    Aug
    07
    Tori Spelling is the face of dog rescue


    Poor Tori Spelling and her downtrodden husband, Dean McDermott. Whenever they go to events now they have to network hard so that they can get acting gigs on Lifetime. They look tired and miserable at this benefit for the Much Love animal rescue. Tori was honored for her work as "Much Love [Animal Resue's] most dedicated famous face." That joke just wrote itself!

    She also adopted two "Much Love" rescue dogs. Aww. She doesn't look pregnant in this dress, as is the rumor now that she's registered for a bunch of posh baby stuff. Her stomach's showing and it's hardly puffing out.

    Tori is so poor now that she can't afford to get her roots dyed.

    Pictures [via]

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    Aug
    07
    Justin and Cameron buy Hawaiian estate (update: false)


    Justin Timberlake might not get away from Cameron Diaz so easily. There's a report that Cameron and Justin have bought a $24 million Hawaiian estate together:

    Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have reportedly splashed out $24 million on a Hawaiian holiday home.

    The couple were pictured frolicking in the sea while on holiday in Kailua last week and it seems the pair had such a good time they have decided to invest in a property.

    Justin and Cameron, both who are avid surfers, spent the whopping sum on a beachfront estate.

    Buyer's agent Joan Graham, of Coldwell Banker, is refusing to confirm if the couple bought the holiday home due to a strict confidentiality agreement, however local media have confirmed the sale.

    The millions bought the couple 15,000 sq. feet feet of living space, tennis courts along with a sauna, tropical pool and staff quarters.

    Justin is said to have wanted time off from his three-year relationship with Cameron, and it was rumored that they broke up in late June. He was even said to be dating 23 year-old Lauren Popeil.

    Cameron and Justin were seen vacationing together in Hawaii at the end of July, with Cameron hanging all over him, and Justin looking like he would rather be anywhere else. We doubt this is going to last, even if Cameron can convince Justin that a really expensive house is just the thing they need.

    Update: Reader Jean saw on E! News that this was a false rumor. Sorry for the misinformation!

    Pictures [via]

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    Aug
    07
    Woody Allen's Nanny says Colin Farrell sucks in bed


    Woody Allen's French nanny was summoned to Colin Farrell's hotel room for some awkward quickies before the London premiere of "Miami Vice." She says he's got a small dick and that he really sucks in bed. He made love to her three times in just an hour and a half. He invited her to the premiere and after party, but she left once she saw that he was getting cosy with Gong Li:

    "I gave him my number and just 15 minutes later he sent me a text saying, 'What are u doin over the next couple of hours? I'm just gonna go back to the hotel and take it easy... wanna come by in a bit, we can play?'

    "Moments later he kissed me hard on the mouth, grabbed me and threw me on to the bed. He tore at my clothes and kept saying how beautiful I was. When I was naked, he ran his eyes up and down my body, gasping with pleasure." The couple made love on the bed, against the bathroom wall and in the shower.

    Angelique said: "He was enthusiastic and athletic. He was so keen to have me, he didn't want to wear any protection. He just said, 'It'll be OK, it'll be OK'. But for all his ardour, it was like he was reading from a text book, lurching from one position to another. He loved it when I climbed on top. He was cooing, 'C'est bon, c'est bon'. It's clearly the only French he knows.

    "We made love three times but the actual sex only lasted 10 minutes in total. At one point he lifted me up and carried me to one side of the bed so we were both looking in his full-ength mirror. He said, 'Look how beautiful you are'.

    "To be fair, he did try and give me pleasure, kissing me all down my body - but his heart wasn't really in it. I kept having to fake orgasms - one, two, three - to keep him happy and let him keep his dignity. It seemed the polite thing to do."

    Despite Colin's bad-boy reputation - the Dublin-born actor once told Playboy magazine: "I've always been a firm believer that casual sex is a good thing" - Angelique says he seemed nervous, clumsy and unsure.

    "He must have told me I was beautiful eight times, or more. And he was always looking me in the eye. I found that rather off-putting, as if I were some kind of school project. It was too clinical. He didn't at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn't know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time...

    "He kept saying 'C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt.

    "Once he'd got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep."

    The best part is that she compared him to James Blunt. That's so nasty that Colin didn't wear protection!

    I would like confirmation that he's poorly endowed, though. Has anyone seen Colin's sex video? He's all covered up in the screencaps. (NSFW)

    It sounds like this woman is bitter than Colin didn't contact her again and hooked up with Gong Li instead. I believe her, though. Colin sounds like a teenager with no staying power. Maybe he'll be embarassed enough by this story to use a condom and some manners next time.

    Here are some candids of Colin taken on 8/3. [via]

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    Aug
    07
    Britney back to trashy norm


    Britney cleaned up and wore flattering clothing when she was in Vegas last week to support K-Fed's supposed music career. This weekend she was spotted out shopping with her family while wearing a long printed dress that was somewhat classy-looking. She even had manny Perry in tow, suggesting he was the influence behind her cleaned-up image yet again.

    That seems to have been short-lived, however, as Britney was seen out the next day wearing weird low-riding plaid shorts and a too-tight top that exposed her pregnant belly.

    X17Online says that Britney was wearing a bathing suit underneath her top, which explains why her boobs look split down the middle. Regardless she's back to the same 'ol Britney, at least for a day.

    I watched a show on the paparrazi on German TV this weekend. It focused on British paparrazi, and the lengths they go to get an exclusive shot. The pictures that really sell are of celebrities looking like shit with pimples, no makeup, and bad hair. They said that Victoria Beckham is never caught out without makeup on. Britney should take a lesson from Posh and try to be consistent with her cleaned-up look. Maybe that's why Britney is photographed so much, though. She does make people feel a lot better about themselves.

    The thing is, Britney probably thinks this outfit looks good. I mean look at what she wore for her primetime TV interview.

    Here are pictures of Britney out on August 4th and 5th. What a difference a day makes. [via]

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    Aug
    07
    Ludacris went to the prom with a disabled fan


    Ludacris recently got rid of his trademark braids to prepare for the release of his new, more mature album. He says that people don't really know who he is as a person and that his music now reflects his more serious concerns:

    “This album that’s coming out is so different than all the record material that I’ve recorded over the past four albums that I needed to complement the new sound with a new look,” Bridges said by phone from Los Angeles.

    Bridges says the album, “Release Therapy,” is a clear departure that tackles more serious issues like the government and its response to Hurricane Katrina, being a father to his daughter, Karma, and his relationship with God.

    “It’s a lot of things that I’m speaking on that I’ve never talked about,” he says. “I felt like people knew who Ludacris was, but people never knew who Chris Bridges was.”

    Ludacris has been known for his comedic style, and this is a departure for him. He is also making a name for himself as an actor with roles in "Crash" and "Hustle and Flow."

    Now Ludacris is showing how mature and kind he really is. Hewent to the prom with a young fan who is wheelchair-bound:

    Big-hearted LUDACRIS thrilled a wheelchair-bound fan when he offered to take her to the prom. The teenager wrote to the rapper begging him to be her date for her school prom, and the CRASH star stunned her by accepting. He says, "She wrote in a letter saying she was my biggest fan and that she wanted to go the prom. I looked on my schedule and I found out that I was free on that day." Ludacris made only one condition - that his night out at the prom wasn't turned into a publicity stunt, just a chance for him to spend a little quality time with a fan.

    These quotes make it seem like it's coming up, but prom season was a few months ago, so I did a little research and found out that this happened in 2004. The news must be resurfacing now because of a recent interview. Whatever the reason, that was quite kind of Ludacris and it doesn't seem like he did it for the recognition. It turns out Ludacris has a whole charitable foundation (site has automatic music) that's dedicated to helping young people achieve their dreams.

    I have an auto-immune disorder like MS and have to use a wheelchair when I'm having a bad relapse. It's a very humbling experience and people do stare at you as if you don't exist and can't see them. Others look away right away as if it's too painful for them to have to think about a young person who's disabled. (The best way to deal with someone in a wheelchair is just to look if you're curious, but not stare. If you catch someone's eye, smile at them. Don't pity someone just because they have a disability.)

    I'm really lucky because most of the time I can get around fine and even exercise, and I've only been sick for a few years. I would never suggest that needing a wheelchair for periods of time is the same as needing one permanently, but If I had this when I was in high school, I totally would have tried to get Matt Damon to take me to the prom. Is that dishonest?

    Here is Ludacris with his new look at KUBE 93's Summer Jam on 7/29, courtesy of Cake and Ice Cream.

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    Aug
    05
    Paris Hilton is bored with life


    In this clip for an upcoming MTV special, Paris Hilton talks about her love of singing, how she worked harder for it than anything in her life, and how she's wanted to sing since she was a little girl. She delivers these lines while sitting back on a couch and never changing the tone of her voice. She looks completely bored, like it doesn't really interest her to discuss her newfound music career, and she's doing it because she has to.

    Paris Hilton is less excited making her crappy bubblegum music than the average secretary doing her daily job. Can you imagine if you called an office and the person answering the phone was as devoid of emotion as Paris? If it was a high-powered executive's office, you would wonder why they put up with such a bad assistant.

    In Paris Hilton's case, you wonder why she bothers to get up in the morning. Is she really depressed or just bored with life?

    Media analysts have called Paris Hilton a "palette cleanser" and said that she's the perfect brand advertisement because she can be anything you want her to be. With no real passions or obvious interests beyond shopping and showing up for stuff, it's obvious why. She just doesn't give a shit what you do with her.

    Look, she blends in with the background perfectly. She's like a pillow that coordinates with everything.


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    Aug
    04
    Lindsay Lohan says she's disgusted by the paparrazi


    Lindsay Lohan wrote an e-mail to gossip mogul Perez Hilton damning the hoards of paparrazi that follow her everywhere. Before you question the authenticity of the e-mail, Perez has hung out with Lohan. He also works out of a Hollywood coffee shop that stars frequent, and just saw Lohan on Wednesday morning. Her grammar isn't that great, but she's probably dashing off the message on her Blackberry while surrounded by photographers:

    -----Original Message----- From: [XXXXXXXX] To: Perez Hilton Subject: Re: Yooo Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 23:23:59 +0000

    Almost witnessed 3kids being hit by paparazzi.... Never in my life had an expirience as I just did with the paparazzi. I am not kidding I am shaking, cannot breathe a bit, scared, anxious and sad. If someone doesn't feel bad, than I will feel bad for myself. It is disgusting what these g-d damn people are doing to me. As well as the people in my life that I work with/for. Its vulgar and I'm saddened for myself.

    And, ANY of those willing to fall into judging me in any way in the future, or past. Can watch the video tapes that these men/women take of me while they are being invasive towards my DAY off.... Which I never have anymore. (Send that to Morgan Creek)

    G-d Bless.
    xxl

    The paparrazi are going too far if some kids almost got hit.

    So Lindsay feels sorry for herself? Judging from the amount of photographs of Lindsay that hit the 'net on a daily basis, she must have a hard time just getting away from it all.

    She seems torn between loving the publicity and nightlife and wanting to have a little peace and quiet. She certainly plays to the cameras when it's to her advantage.

    Maybe if she quit showing up for every event she could stem her popularity just enough to get some precious alone time. It might do wonders for her credibility, too.

    A new editorial claims Lindsay is headed for Tara Reid country and that she's the one who courts disaster. We have to agree:

    Memo to Dina [Lohan]: Where there’s smoke, there’s Lindsay. People aren’t out to ruin your daughter, because she’s doing a great job of that herself. When a Hollywood executive takes the extraordinary step of blasting a major star in public because he just can’t take it anymore, it’s a sign that Lindsay is entering Tara Reid country.

    Slow down, Lindsay, and the paparazzi will too. You don't need to be roadkill.

    Here is Lohan at the Saturn X Games kickoff party on 8/2. I don't know who the guy is that she's posing with, but some of you probably do. [via]

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    Aug
    03
    Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett probably still together


    Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett were photographed together in NY yesterday. Hartnett stopped into the Apple store to get some tech support while Johansson went shopping and ate an ice cream. Here's the photo description from Hollywood's Best:

    The pair left Johansson's trendy apartment and walked into SoHo where Hartnett went to the Genius counter at the Apple Store while Johansson shopped at Agnes B. They returned home seperately. Johansson, who was wearing her gold nose ring, stopped to buy an ice cream from a street vendor.

    Scarlet and Josh seem to have an on-again off-again relationship. They have been together for a little over a year, and It was reported back in late March that they had broken up. Josh's reps denied the story.

    Scarlet was seen partying in the Hamptoms this summer with Wilmer Valderrama, which is said to have made Josh jealous.

    They have a low-profile relationship, and from the looks of these candids would rather not be photographed together.

    Scarlet says she is sick of people mistaking her twin brother for her boyfriend:

    Her twin brother HUNTER is only three minutes younger than her but the pair look so different - Hunter is 6 foot 3 inches tall and Scarlett is 5 foot 4 when they are seen together, people assume they are lovers. Johansson says, "It's a bit like ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and DANNY DE VITO in TWINS. We don't even look related, but if we're out together, people think we're dating. It's disgusting!"

    I've never seen Johansson's brother, but I bet he's pretty cute.

    Pictures from Hollywood's Best.

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    Aug
    03
    Jessica Simpson's dad tricks Eva Longoria


    Jessica Simpson's controlling dad is at it again. Her manager dad Joe is said to be partially to blame for the dissolution of her marriage to Nick Lachey and now he supposedly wants Jessica to stop hanging out with Eva Longoria, because she steals the limelight from Jess.

    He didn't just tell Jessica that he didn't like her seeing Eva, he went behind her back to dupe Eva into not attending Jessica's birthday party with the rest of her friends.

    After dissing daughter JESSICA SIMPSON's marriage to ex NICK LACHEY, Papa Svengali/manager JOE SIMPSON wants His Little Girl to deep-six her friendship with "Desperate Housewives" co-star EVA LONGORIA - because every time they're out in public, he claims, Eva hogs the limelight! Insiders say that Jessica tried to ignore her daddy's dictator routine, but he stepped up his anti-Eva offensive with behind-the-scenes sabotage when Jessica and her girlfriends - Eva included - set up a dinner to celebrate her birthday at a Hollywood eatery.

    Sneaky Joe had an assistant phone Eva and tell her Jessica had to cancel because she was ill. Then he arranged for a private plane to whisk Jess and galpals to Vegas, where they partied hearty at a post birthday bash... without Eva, who had "mysteriously" neglected to RSVP! When Eva realized she'd been duped, she was furious - and Jessica was left holding the bag and apologizing profusely for the snub... but Longoria's livid! Stay tuned.

    Poor Jessica is going to be left with a half-assed hairdresser as her only friend in this difficult, single time. She needs all the girlfriends she can get and that's awful of her dad to try to cut Eva Longoria out of her life.

    Maybe now that the news has got out Jessica will tell her dad to step off finally. It's about time she dumped him as her manager and stepped out on her own.

    Here she is at Lodge Steakhouse in LA with some other girlfriends. The pictures are from Sweet Kisses.net, where they say she "shows off her fuller figure." Teetering between a size 6 and 8 doesn't seem like a full figure to me, but I suppose everything is relative in Hollywood.

    And who's that tight-faced woman in the terrible pink gathered dress behind her? She doesn't look fun or trash-talking like Eva. (Not that I like Eva, but she's probably fun to hang out with.)

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    Aug
    02
    Lindsay Lohan in a see through top


    Lindsay Lohan probably thinks it's cute or whatever to wear her Pink Taco boyfriend's undershirt out in public for all the paparrazi to see. She could have fit one of those white diaphanous shirts she likes to wear into one of her giant purses for the day after, but it was already stuffed full with three bikinis.

    Lohan is probably going to have to give a statement in the suit against her mother, Dina, who is being sued for switching Lohan's record label to get a more high-profile deal. Now that Lohan's music and acting career is taking a nosedive, that settlement is going to be worth a lot less.

    Here is Lohan looking all busy and unable to balance her accessories while gleefully showing off her store-bought goodies. Her shirt isn't as see-through as Jessica Simpson's, but she's working with what was in her boyfriend's closet.


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    Aug
    02
    Jessica Simpson in a see through top


    Jessica Simpson's hair is a mess, she needs a dye job, and she's wearing orange lipstick that emphasizes her trout pout, but who's looking at her face anyway? She's wearing a completely see through dress. A short chubby woman with overplucked eyebrows and equally bad lipstick tries to look important by shielding Simpson, but she can't hide those exposed boobs, even though she's the right height.

    Ken Paves is seen in the background, so Jessica has no excuse for that hair, unless Ken advised her to go for the JBF hair look. She may as well look like she's getting laid even if she has to resort to transparent dresses to look sexy. Ken probably scratched her arm with a hairbrush to make it look like she's having rough sex.

    Jessica Simpson has admitted that Madonna "influenced" her latest crappy single, "Holiday," I mean "Public Affair." It's a wonder Madonna hasn't filed suit yet because the song is nearly indistinguishable from Madonna's hit.

    After posting A PUBLIC AFFAIR on her website in June (06), Simpson has received a barrage of criticism claiming the song is too close to Madonna's 1984 hit. But Simpson retorts that's exactly what her fans need and is refusing to apologise for the retro sound. She tells MTV, "I think people are ready to hear something that Madonna used to do. We all need to hear that every now and again. "It wasn't a sample or something I meant to do, but she did influence me and still does today. I hope to have the longevity of her career."

    That's like that "Opal Mehta" author saying she was "influenced" by the books she lifted passages from.

    Here is Simpson outside the Ivy on 7/31. [via]

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    Aug
    02
    Barbra Streisand gets some plastic surgery


    Barbra Streisand must have seen those terrible pictures of herself that came out recently, or maybe she just wants to spruce up for her latest concert comeback. Regardless she's seen outside a plastic surgeon's office clutching a juice box while covered in a black veil.

    It will take more than surgery to fix Babs. Maybe she should call Madonna and get some tips on how to slim down while cashing in on tired old gimmicks to sell out concerts. Barbra desperately needs the help, her high-priced concert tickets aren't selling well and her longterm fans are pissed at paying big bucks for her last tour, which she claimed was her final one.

    Pictures from Celebrity Mania and DListed.

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    Aug
    01
    Christina Aguilera loves having sex in public


    Christina Aguilera says that she loves having sex with her husband, music producer Jordan Bratman, in public places.


    Pop beauty CHRISTINA AGUILERA loves having sex with her husband JORDAN BRATMAN in public places, and their most recent escapade was at a secret celebrity nightspot in London. The DIRRTY star refuses to say where the pair succumbed to their urges, but admits they have been in honeymoon mode since their marriage in November (05). She says, "It was in a specific room. I can't say. I might get the place in trouble." During her recent visit to London, Aguilera was photographed leaving the capital's Mo*vida and Cuckoo clubs.

    Unfortunately Aguilera seems to prefer indoor public places, making embarassing pictures unlikely. I don't really want to imagine Aguilera and Bratman having sex, and wish I never brought it up.

    Here they are outside of a restaurant on 7/28. Aguilera looks drunk, and she seems to have dribbled something on her left breast. [via]

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    Aug
    01
    Lindsay Lohan's singing career is screwed too


    When I reported on the scathing letter Lohan received from the production studio head of her latest film, I said, "Lohan has become a parody of herself and will have a steady career of increasingly more embarassing endorsements if she doesn't slow down and focus on her acting. Oh wait - she can sing too, right?"

    She can sing, but her music career has fallen prey to her partying ways, too. The British arm of her record label has given her the boot because her single tanked in the UK. Lindsay's blamed for the failure since she couldn't be bothered to go to England for promotion:

    An industry source told me: “A single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to get off her bum and promote it. In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album, called Speak, in Britain. “She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album.Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”

    The single she did release was appropriately named Over, which is what will happen to Lindsay’s career if she doesn’t clean up her act soon.

    Oops Lindsay, better concentrate on your career instead of how good you look to the paparrazi.

    Here is Lindsay kick-boxing on the beach this weekend. Her trainer looks perplexed and a bit scared. That little firecracker might just hurt him if he's not careful.

    Pictures [via]

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    Aug
    01
    James Blunt voted more annoying than traffic cops


    James Blunt was voted fourth most annoying in a British list. He fell behind telemarketers, camping caravans, and people who cut in line. He was more annoying than everything else according to poller sentiment. Paper cuts, loud neighbors, and farts can't hold a candle to Blunt's treacle:

    The survey was carried out by Lactofree, makers of health drinks. According to the adults interviewed, the singer is more annoying than traffic wardens and hangovers.

    Other people who made the list include Celebrity Big Brother couple Chantelle and Preston (9th), Carol Vorderman (11th) and Abi Titmuss (18th).

    The singer did not finish top though, Blunt's three saving graces being cold callers, caravans and queue jumpers.

    The Top 20 Most Annoying Things:

    1. Cold callers
    2. Caravans
    3. Queue jumpers
    4. James Blunt
    5. Traffic wardens
    6. Tailgaters
    7. Brown nosers
    8. Chantelle and Preston
    9. Ex-smokers
    10. Noisy neighbours
    11. Hangovers
    12. Carol Vorderman
    13. Loud mobile users
    14. Men in flip-flops
    15. Paper cuts
    16. Bad hair days
    17. Breaking wind
    18. Abi Titmuss
    19. Off milk
    20. Being put on hold

    I'd rather drink a glass of sour milk any day than have to endure "You're Beautiful" again.

    Of course Blunt is ten times more annoying for having landed Petra Nemcova. He's rumored to have a wee willy winky, so Nemcova must just go for the vacant sensitive type.

    Here are Blunt and Nemcova in Prague on 7/18 and 7/20. [via]

    Posted to James Blunt | Music | Petra Nemcova | Photos

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    Aug
    01
    Gwyneth Paltrow is a space cadet with a lot of plastic surgery


    One of Gwyneth's co-stars in the London stage production of "Proof" said that she had some bizarre practices backstage.

    The 33-year-old [Paltrow] insisted on personal chefs to cook her meals, instigated group hugs and practiced yoga between performances.

    Stewart recalls, "Gwyneth is lovely but she is, in the nicest sense, in another world.

    "Personal chefs prepared her macrobiotic food but the food was delicious -- even brownies with no chocolate!

    "She practiced yoga so she was incredibly flexible. I didn't have to do that but we did have a cast 'group hug' every night. It is so not British, but it was OK."

    It sounds pretty normal to do yoga if that's your thing, but a personal chef at a theatre production? I don't know. Couldn't she have her macrobiotic meals delivered?

    Group hugs are kind of strange, but not damning. I usually look at the crap Gwyneth says to call her pretentious. Reader Millie has a friend who is an acquaintance of Paltrow's and says she's really nice, though.

    WWTDD really dislikes Gwyneth, and is quick to point out that she has no higher-level education and got her early work from family friends:

    Keep in mind that she has no education. She went to three different spoiled hippie high schools and then quit during her first semester in college. All her early roles were given to her by family friends (think Spielberg and 'Hook'). Her biggest accomplishment was being born rich and connected.

    And Oh No They Didn't shows before and after pictures of Gwynnie's face that make it clear that she's had rhinoplasty and eye work. She had a good surgeon, I can say that for her.

    Posted to Arrogant | Gwyneth Paltrow | Odd | Photos | Plastic Surgery

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    Jul
    31
    Lindsay Lohan Bikini Mega Post


    It seems like we've seen these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini before, but she always seems to be in a bikini, and she changes them to let us know that the pictures are new. She must love skipping rocks, doing pushups, and frolicking in the Malibu surf for the paparrazi while fully made up. Look, she's even got a new camera. Maybe some of the hoards of photographers around her can give her some tips on how to get those perfect candids.

    Lohan's hard-partying mother, Dina, has defended her daughter's constant exhaustion on set, saying she has asthma and that's why she sounds like a 70 year-old woman when she talks and has no endurance on the job:

    Describing the circumstances that she said led up to the incident, "On the set it was 105 degrees," she tells PEOPLE. "And she has bronchial asthma – so any extreme heat or cold, she can't breathe."

    On top of which, says her mom, Lindsay "was wearing winter clothes and she was telling people, 'I need water, I need water.' And they just want to get the shot, want to get the shot."

    The elder Lohan said Lindsay was physically affected "after she had left (the set) and went home."

    Speaking to Access, Dina said, "I'm a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child. … She's a human being. There was one day when she was late, and they (director Garry Marshall and costar Jane Fonda) worked the schedule around her. Garry, Jane, everybody loves her."

    And now, apparently, so does Robinson. [Lindsay's boss who wrote the scathing letter] "I've never had a minute's trouble with her. She's every inch a lady," the film executive told the Hollywood Reporter on Friday. "I felt I needed to remind her of her obligations to show up."

    Well, everyone is happy now and maybe Lindsay will be able to get some much-needed water on set. She certainly lives in it when she's at home.

    Pictures [via]

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    Jul
    31
    Penelope Cruz in a bikini


    Penelope Cruz says that acclaimed Spanish director Amoldovar made a "woman" out of her in the soon-to-be-released "Volver." Her butt was specially enhanced for the film, and Cruz enjoyed playing a role that was, uh, meatier than she's typically cast in:

    'Pedro made a woman out of me,' Penelope laughed. 'He kept the camera always on my breasts and my bottom. He said my breasts should look like I have been a mother, and so should my bottom. He wanted the bottom to be very big so he worked with the costume designers to fit the dresses and skirts so that I would look as if I had an ample bottom.'

    When I started working at 16, the kind of parts I was offered were always interesting but, of course, all had elements of being the girl.

    'But I think if I want to have a long career I have to look for the meat on the part, and the meat doesn't have to be the butcher's best cut. Some of the roughest cuts are the sweetest,' she proclaimed.

    That means not limiting her energies to Hollywood fare. 'I would never leave Europe. Here, women work when they are older; it's part of the culture, despite the obsession with weight and looks.

    She says that she looks forward to working when she's 50, and getting more of those meatier roles.

    Penelope Cruz looks great in a bikini and shopping on 7/30 with what one bulletin board poster describes as "a gay guy." She is in Hollywood's playground, Saint Tropez. Some of the pictures have a woman topless in the background and are sort of NSFW.

    It's probably true that Cruz' companion is gay, but he must not have very good self esteem if he let her go out in an orange dress while carrying a purple purse.

    Pictures [via]


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    Jul
    31
    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sleeping apart


    Their newborn is just over two months old, so this isn't that shocking, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are repotedly sleeping apart because Angelina wants to be near Shiloh while Brad needs his beauty sleep:

    Sleep-loving Brad Pitt has apparently moved into a separate bedroom as Angleina Jolie takes care of the their baby Shiloh.

    The Fight Club star is supposedly struggling to get his beauty sleep in following Shiloh’s birth in May, so has decided to sleep in a different room to his gorgeous lover whilst she stays with their infant daughter.

    A source tells The People, "She wants to keep an eye on her. Brad needs his sleep but he helps when he can."

    This sounds like the time they were staying in that slum in Paris and Brad had to sleep on the couch because Angelina was pregnant and taking up the whole bed.

    Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina is not happy with her stretch marks and post-partum body and that's the real reason she's keeping Brad out of the bedroom. She supposedly doesn't want to have sex, which is worrying Brad, but she just had a baby and that sounds pretty normal.

    Dana at Dana's Dirt says that Angelina better put out soon or Brad will lose interest:

    Brad's actually quite concerned but she's in denial and won't get help... and he's worried because she was usually so into sex and now she isn't... I guess that's normal, it's only been a few months, but he might start to get a wandering eye if she keeps holding out on him....

    If he did it with you, he'll do it to you ANGELINA!

    Here's Angelina driving around, looking fierce. Shiloh is said to be in the back seat, but that's not big news since it's not like Suri, whose supposed baby seat or stroller has never been photographed.

    Pictures from Just Jared.

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos | Relationship trouble

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    Jul
    31
    Pamela Anderson Kid Rock wedding photos


    Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married in the first of the four weddings they're planning. They were wed on a yacht on Saturday in Saint Tropez, France. Pam wore a white bikini and captain's cap, and Kid Rock looked even less presentable shirtless in jeans and a fedora.

    This is the second union for Anderson and the first for Rock (real name: Robert Ritchie) – and, apparently, there are more to come. "I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," Anderson, 39, said July 26 during a news conference in Las Vegas. "We had to do Malibu, we've got to do Detroit, and we've got to do Nashville."

    Anderson and Rock, 35, began dating in spring 2001. They became engaged on April 11, 2002, in the Las Vegas desert, but split the following year. Still, when they ran into each other early this month in Saint-Tropez on a mutual friend's yacht, the feelings were still there.

    "It was like we'd never been apart," Rock told PEOPLE on July 11. "(I) love her to death." Anderson announced their engagement on her Web site on July 18.

    So why the whirlwind nuptials? "It's just timing," Anderson told PEOPLE on Wednesday. "It's being in love, obviously, and it's time for me to move on with my life and get on with the rest of it with my kids."

    These two are not going to last three months.

    Like Eminem, Kid Rock reveals his misogynistic personality in his lyrics. Here's a preview of what these two did on their wedding night: (Warning, this is freaking gross.)

    Now if you think the story is over just listen to this
    I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss
    Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie
    Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky
    And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick
    The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
    I started trippin cause this was something I've never seen
    The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend
    And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get
    She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it
    Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak
    In my opinion she was plain nasty
    But never the less I completed my duty
    I got this freak and co-waxed the booty

    Sorry for that, I could not resist posting those lyrics.

    Here are Pam Anderson and Kid Rock on their wedding day. The woman got married to two different guys, wearing a bikini each time. So classy. [via]

    Posted to Kid Rock | Pamela Anderson | Photos | Weddings

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    Jul
    31
    Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck at the Red Sox game


    Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck made a rare public appearance at the Red Sox Angels game in Boston yesterday. Unfortunately the Red Sox lost, 4-10.

    Garner and Affleck have an eight month-old daughter, Violet, who was not with them at the game. They are reportedly planning a permanent move to Ben's hometown of Cambridge, MA, after staying there for the Summer while Ben makes his directorial debut.

    There have been rumors that Garner is pregnant with her second child, but a woman who claims to be a cousin of Ben Affleck's writes to Celebrity Baby Blog that that's definitely not true.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Ben Affleck | Jennifer Garner | Photos | Sports

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    Jul
    31
    What's Victoria Silvstedt doing? (NSFW)


    Maybe Victoria Silvstedt staged these pictures to make it look like she's pleasuring herself on her balcony, but it's more likely that they're real. There are pictures of her receiving oral from a small buck-toothed guy off the side of a dock, so this is pretty minor in comparison.

    In case you care, Silvstedt is a Swedish "model," who was Playboy Playmate of the Year in 1997. She's only 31, but extensive plastic surgery and bad lip collagen make her look much older.

    Silvstedt is shown on a balcony on an unknown date and on a boat in St Tropez on July 22. [via]

    Posted to Photos | Sexy | Victoria Silvstedt

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    Jul
    27
    Wax Baby Shiloh revealed!


    Now that the first wax baby has been unveiled at Madame Tussaud's museum, it's obvious why they didn't do it sooner. The thing looks like one of those creepy reborn dolls that people paint to look like newborns. My husband's aunt has one of those things at her house, and we took a picture of it because it fascinated us. We also put my then seven month-old son in the doll's bed after he fell asleep. (Before you think I dressed him in too-small clothes, those were his backup pants after he had an accident.)

    Waxed Angelina looks like a female impersonator, but she isn't as bad as the wax version of Keira Knightly.

    Now that Shiloh is immortalized as an infant, maybe Madame Tussauds can help Tom and Katie dispel those pesky rumors that Suri doesn't exist. She's over three months old and has never been photographed, but maybe Katie can bring her in for a personal wax session. A waxed baby Suri would do wonders to make her seem real.

    Pictures from Celebguru and GossipRocks.

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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    Jul
    27
    Lindsay Lohan hospitalized - again


    Lindsay Lohan, the hardest working cokehead in show business, had to be rushed to the emergency room for like the 15th time after getting heat stroke on the set of her film, "Georgia Rule."

    The 20-year-old actress was rushed to the emergency room Wednesday afternoon suffering from heat exhaustion. According to The Insider, she was taken by private car to an L.A. area hospital from the set of her new movie Georgia Rule.

    “She was overheated and dehydrated,” says Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, who adds that the starlet spent a couple of hours in the hospital after being given a Vitamin B shot. “She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours,” she said.

    Lohan is expected to return to the set tomorrow.

    Though Lindsay was seen partying in L.A. the night before she was rushed to the hospital, friends claim she’s trying to turn over a new Lohan. A friend of the actress, 20, tells Us that Lohan’s new boyfriend, Harry Morton, 25 — who does not use alcohol or drugs — has had a profound effect on her.

    I believe she was affected by the heat. I also believe she cut her foot on a teacup after taking a shower. Whether any of these hospitalizations were influenced by substance abuse we may never know.

    She's been with that guy Harry for nearly a month and his time's just about up if she's showing up at parties in bikinis. It also can't work to his favor that he doesn't drink or do lines. You can't change Lindsay Morgan Lohan.

    Here is Lohan outside of the Ivy restaurant on 7/23 and on the set of "Georgia Rule" on 7/18. She's acting all cat-like, stretching and spreading her legs. You can tell the exhaustion is just about to set in. [via]


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    Jul
    26
    Avril Lavigne's honeymoon, 42 HQs


    Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are on their honeymoon in Portofino, Italy. Avril and Deryck were married in a fairytale wedding on a private estate in Montecito, CA on July 15th, 2006.

    Avril has been rumored to be pregnant, with bloggers like us gleefully pointing out her tiny stomach bump. She's seen drinking wine in these candids, though, making it unlikely that she's with child.

    Avril and Deryck enjoyed jet-skiing, sightseeing and some private cuddle time on a yacht. Their honeymoon hasn't all been casual fun. They were seen dressed up to attend a party.

    Thanks to ALavigne.com.br for these pictures


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    Jul
    25
    Lindsay Lohan no longer blames Paris for her hacked Blackberry


    Lindsay Lohan is recanting her accusation that Paris Hilton is somehow responsible for the nasty missives that were sent to Lindsay's friends from her hacked Blackberry. Paris probably figured out Lindsay's password and sent the messages, which sound just like Paris' hate-filled idiocy, but Lindsay can't prove it and doesn't want to deal with getting sued.

    "Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar," Zelnik [Lindsay's rep] told The New York Post's Page Six.

    "They weren't," she now said. "We now have her lawyers looking into it."

    Defamer has an eyewitness who claims that Paris complained loudly to her entourage that "firecrotch" was calling her "again" and sent two calls from Lindsay to voicemail.

    Poor Lindsay needs a gal pal or a trusty hairdresser who can keep up with her. She's wearing out her fuck buddies quickly and doesn't have anyone to have a raspy chat with.

    Lindsay attended Jeremy Piven's birthday party in two different flesh-colored bikinis. There are several things wrong with her outfits. In the pictures of other party-goers she seems to be the only wearing a bikini. Does she really need the attention that badly? She also managed to chose swimwear in two colors that are completely unflattering to her skintone. I'm also a fair-skinned strawberry blonde and I know better than to wear pink or light tan. It just makes her looked washed up. I mean washed out. Then again, maybe she was going for that nude look.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Fights | Lindsay Lohan | Paris Hilton | Parties | Photos

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    Jul
    24
    Gillian Anderson is pregnant - just after leaving her husband


    Former X-Files star Gillian Anderson, 37, left her second husband, documentary filmmaker Julian Ozanne, 42, after just 16 months. They announced their split at the end of April.

    Anderson is pregnant now with her second child and is dating a new guy, but she's visibly pregnant, and looks like she's about five months along. That means that either she got pregnant by her estranged husband and will be raising his baby with another guy (which is similar to what Heidi Klum did with Seal) or that she was pregnant by her boyfriend and that could be the reason she split up with her husband:

    X-Files star star Gillian Anderson is pregnant just three months after splitting from her husband.

    The actress, 37, has told friends she is expecting a baby following her separation from documentary-maker Julian Ozanne, her second husband...

    Miss Anderson is now reported to be dating wheelclamping firm director Mark Griffiths. The 34-year-old businessman, who operates his lucrative private clamping company from an industrial estate in North London, was previously linked with former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell.

    Last month Mr Griffiths, who used to live close to Miss Anderson's marital home in Notting Hill, West London, moved into her new £3million home in nearby Holland Park.

    The couple are also said to have enjoyed a holiday to California with Piper, Miss Anderson's daughter by her first husband, Canadian television art director Clyde Klotz. The actress's marriage to Mr Ozanne broke down shortly after The Mail on Sunday revealed she had a bizarre alcohol-fuelled outburst on a flight in January this year...

    When The Mail on Sunday asked Mr Ozanne if his former wife was pregnant he declined to comment.

    We speculated back in April that Anderson's relationship with her second husband was probably on the rocks because she seemed to be drinking too much. She suffered from drunken air rage (although one can hardly blame her, with the stress of flying and all) and looked visibly drunk in these candids of her out with her then-husband.

    Hopefully she's laying off the sauce now that's she's pregnant and maybe she'll find happiness with her latest beau. It's not too promising that he runs a "wheel-clamping" business, though. Who doesn't hate those guys?

    Here are pictures of Anderson from March out with her husband. She is seen at the Belle Epoque Dinner on 3/16 and in some candids looking visibly soused. Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton are also shown. The first set of pictures you may have seen before, but the second set are new to me. [via]

    Thanks to HotMommaDrama for reporting this first.

    Posted to Babies | Breakups | Gillian Anderson | Photos

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    Jul
    21
    Tori laughs all the way to her deceased daddy's bank


    Tori Spelling's not pregnant, so there's no excuse for that weird satin number she was wearing a few weeks ago. She's also due to inherit a large portion of her father's $500 million estate, so she really doesn't give a shit if her cheating pageant-winner mom likes her or not:

    Tori Spelling will be seeing green after all. After her father, Aaron, passed away on June 18, there was speculation that Candy Spelling would block her daughter from any inheritance (the two are estranged over Candy’s long-running relationship with Mark Nathanson, which Tori calls “inappropriate”).

    But a source tells Us that Tori, 33, will get “a significant portion” of Aaron Spelling’s estimated $500 million estate. Adds the pal, “If Candy had her way, Tori wouldn’t have gotten a thing.”

    Obviously Tori knew that she didn't have to get into her mother's good graces to cash in on her inheritance or she wouldn't have talked so openly about getting snubbed by her family.

    Let me just apologize for the lack of posting lately. It's hot as hell here in eco-friendly Switzerland without air conditioning, and my son's babysitter is on vacation. To encourage me to continue digging celebrity gossip, please visit the sponsors. Thank you!

    Here is Tori at the Much Music awards in Canada last month. [via]

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    Jul
    21
    Nicole Richie faints... from hunger or something else?


    Nicole Richie was shopping at Kitson in LA, where she picked up a bunch of overpriced bangles. They were probably too heavy for her frail arms because she fainted dead away:

    “She was looking through a rack of clothes when she suddenly fainted and hit the floor,” an “eyewitness” told the mag. “The staff helped her to a chair and offered her something to eat. She shot back, ‘No!’ and mumbled something about it being ‘so hot.’” Although Richie turned away food, she did accept a glass of water, reports the mag, and after about 20 minutes “was steady enough to leave.”

    So the bangles may have been purchased on another shopping trip when she wasn't so unwell. What's important is that she declined food because there weren't any paparazzi in the store to photograph her eating it.

    I fainted a couple of different times after giving blood, so I just don't do it anymore. It's pretty suspect that Nicole is fainting, but she's actually gained a smidgeon of weight. It could be due to low blood sugar or the heat, she's right. Fainting is defined as:

    Temporary loss of consciousness caused by disruption of blood flow to the brain, brought on by emotional upset, pain, or hunger. Some people are particularly prone to fainting, but usually recover rapidly and completely.

    Richie could certainly be hungry or upset . I remember when Angelina Jolie fainted at the airport a while ago. It turned out she was pregnant. I'm just saying. It's more likely that Nicole is hungry, but she has been spending a lot of time with her ex, DJ AM, lately. They even dress alike, although he looks like he's running away from her in these pictures.

    Here are recent pictures of Richie with AM, buying a cat, and at the beach. [via and via]

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    Jul
    19
    Official pictures of Avril Lavigne's wedding, including the reception


    Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were married last weekend in California, and Canada.com has the official photos. They're low quality, but clear and lovely, and show the happy couple exchanging rings, kissing, eating the cake, and taking off Avril's garter during the reception. Picture captions include details such as the chandelier that hung from the flower-draped awning under which they were married, and their four-tiered half-chocolate half-vanilla wedding cake.

    Avril says that the ceremony was an emotional moment for her, and that she did her best to keep poised:


    "I almost started crying as soon as I started walking down the first set of stairs,” Avril told ET Canada. “I just told myself: ‘You can't cry now, it's the beginning.’ So I had to hold it all in and I wanted to keep my composure. And I did.”

    Guests took home guitar picks with the bride and groom's name, and custom gift boxes. I wonder how long it will take before they hit eBay.

    Pictures from Canada.com. Some higher resolution candids of the cermony that were not published here before are at the end and are from ALavigne.com.br.

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    Jul
    19
    Rachel Weisz and her adorable baby


    Rachel Weisz was snapped getting into a supposedly new Jeep in NY on 7/15. The pictures are captioned "Rachel Weisz and her new baby buy a new jeep," but it's hard to tell if the jeep is actually new.

    Weisz may reprise her role as Brendon Frasier's girlfriend in "The Mummy 3."

    She is said to want to keep her six-week old son, Henry Chance, out of show business, and talked about her too-early start:


    “Big hair, big pout, really working the camera at just 13,” she remembers, “I certainly wouldn’t let my children do it.”

    She looks fabulous and natural in these latest candids, and seems to be a hands-on mom. Also shown is her husband, director Darren Aronofsky. [via]

    Posted to Babies | Photos | Rachel Weisz

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    Jul
    19
    What's more real: Suri or the Loch Ness Monster?


    People are comparing Suri to Bigfoot, so I thought I'd change it to the Loch Ness Monster to be original. Like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, there are "eyewitness" accounts, but no verifiable photographs of the Scientology savior, Suri Cruise. Something's wrong with the baby or it simply does not exist. Katie may have had it earlier than "expected" or she may have suffered an unfortunate miscarriage that hasn't been acknowledged. Regardless there is something off about this story that needs to be exposed by the mainstream gossip press.

    All sane celebrity friends of Tom and Katie have yet to see the baby, except for Leah Remini, a devout Scientologist who now claims to have seen the infant:

    Entertainment Tonight reports that the actress said in an interview in the upcoming issue of Us Weekly that she visited the baby several weeks ago.

    "She's a newborn and normal size!" Remini said.

    Like Tom Cruise, Remini is a member of the Church of Scientology.

    Even though they had a very public courtship, Cruise and Holmes have not presented their baby in public and so far haven't inked a deal with a magazine for exclusive photos of the baby.

    Conspiracy theories abound in the tabloid press and on blogs about why baby Suri hasn't been seen. Some even speculate that the baby doesn't exist at all, while others point out that Tom Cruise also kept his two adopted children, Isabella, 13, and Connor, 11, out of the public eye when they were little.

    As for Suri, a family friend described the baby as "a cross between the two – [with] dark, straight hair and dark eyes."

    Yeah, so we'll take your word for it, Leah Remini, even though Suri or a bundle resembling an infant has never been photographed despite hoards of paparrazi trailing the Holmes-Cruise family for the past three months. The infant also hasn't been seen by non-Scientology celebrities since it was said to be born three months ago, and the "birth certificate" is suspect.

    There's a far-away blurry picture of Katie Holmes holding a tow-headed baby, but that's probably a fake. There's also a far-away picture of what looks like a baby carriage, but it could be a prop or something else entirely.

    None of Katie's family has seen the baby according to reports, but Katie was said to have visited them in Ohio at the end of May - and to have brought Suri with her! WTF is going on?!

    Katie was spotted back in LA visiting her favorite overpriced store, Barneys. As one commentor on x17 points out, she didn't buy any baby items. I always get something for my son when I'm shopping.

    The bloggers always uncover stories before the mainstream press does, and this is no exception. It's not as important as a lack of WMD in Iraq, but it's just as obvious.

    Header image from Pink is the New Blog. Other images from x17online.

    Posted to Babies | Katie Holmes | Photos | Scandals | Tom Cruise | TomKat

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    Jul
    19
    Britney continues to use bodyguards as mannies; likes tigers


    Britney Spears was spotted with yet another bodyguard taking over manny duty. This unknown guard bears a striking resemblance to a bloated Ben Affleck and was pushing the Graco stroller while Britney chatted on the phone. She looked relatively cleaned up and presentable for an average day out.

    Meanwhile Kevin Federline was seen toting a trendy piece of exercise equipment, the BOLA trainer, which some suggest is a rude ass hint to Britney. They have those things at my gym and I think you're supposed to balance on them and train your abs, but I have no idea since I generally avoid exercise equipment that makes me look foolish. (I have a theory that trainers capitalize on this and make people do dumb shit they would be too embarassed or confused to do on their own.)

    Kevin will be "rapping" at the Teen choice awards on August 20th. It will be surprising if he performs "Papazoa," since he said recently that the entire song was a joke meant to set peoples' expectations for his talent low.

    Britney has posted a new "stream of consciousness" poem-thing on her website in praise of tigers - yes tigers. She expounds on the wild beasts in a segment that's reminiscent of an elementary school essay:

    In some ways, people are a lot like animals. We all hunger for the same things. Love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure. Like people, animals all have their own rythm to life. I'm mesmirized [sic] by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest of [sic] survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.

    I'm mesmirized by Britney's excellent prose. I would wonder why one of her handlers didn't edit this or advise her against posting it, but she went on national television in short shorts with hair looking like a rat's nest, so this little poem is a minor indiscretion.

    Here is Britney and Ben Affleck, I mean her bodyguard/manny that's not Perry:

    Pictures from x17online and Oh No They Didn't.

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Photos

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    Jul
    19
    Buy Matthew McConaughey's Stingray Convertible on eBay


    Hero Matthew McConaughey, who routinely saves kittens, children, and swooning middle-aged women from the brink of death, is auctioning off his 1971 Corvette Stingray Convertible on eBay to benefit Oprah's Angel Network charity. Notice how all the "G"s are removed from the ends of words in the item description to make McConaughey's quotes more believable. It looks like a search and replace job:

    "I’ve gone to Mexico & back in it, driven across Texas in it...lotta late night drives...take off at midnight and get on the open highway with the top down...top was very seldom up in my drives. Enough room in the trunk for one persons back pack, or two for real light travel."

    "I admire and enjoy this car, but it’s a luxury that I’m willin to relinquish at this point because I am fortunate enough to have everythin I need, and the sale of it will help so many with the necessities in life...part of stayin connected with an on-goin cause to help those in need for the long term...besides, I can’t pull my Airstream with it!"

    [via]

    With so many hours of drive time, the car's going to have that authentic McConaughey smell that even the most thorough detailing job won't be able to eliminate.

    Here are pictures of the car from eBay and some photos of McConaughey arriving at the ESPY awards on July 12th. [via] He looks like he went biking with Lance and Jake beforehand. If you can't grow a full beard, don't bother.

    Posted to Good Causes | Heroes | Matthew McConaughey | Photos

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    Jul
    18
    Christina Aguilera in a see through top


    There's not much of a story to go along with these pictures. Aguilera's International Barbie Pepsi ad aired in the US this week, but we already covered that. Here's Aguilera at her hotel in Paris on July 17th. She seems to have ditched her nipple ring.

    The fat guy ogling her in one of the pictures is pretty disgusting. One forgets that celebrities are the subjects of all sorts of creepy desires. When they dress like Christina Aguilera, it's no wonder.

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    Jul
    18
    Mischa Barton in talks for Desperate Housewives role


    Mischa Barton is reportedly in talks to join the cast of the once-good "Desperate Housewives." She's young, intelligent and naturally gorgeous. That's gotta piss off most of the cast:

    MISCHA BARTON is reportedly being lined up for a role in TV sensation DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. After quitting THE OC - the teen show that made her famous - the British-born star is rumoured to be discussing a new role with Desperate Housewives creator MARC CHERRY. Cherry's spokesperson says, "He's interviewing and auditioning all the time. "I'm sure Mischa would be a welcome asset to the show but who knows what will happen?"

    If Barton joined, she could add a breath of fresh air to the failing series, and some much needed competition to the older women on the cast. There are no cute 20-somethings on the show, and it would be a good idea to court Barton to sign on.

    Here are pictures of Mischa's latest nip slip that you've probably already seen. They're NSFW.

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    Jul
    17
    The years have not been kind to Shannen Doherty


    It must be very stressful to be an out of work celebrity who has to resort to hosting second rate reality shows on little-known cable networks. I saw these photos of Shannen Doherty promoting her new show on Oxygen in which she helps couples split up or something, and thought, "OMG, how old is she?" Doherty is 35, but looks 45. She's just aged terribly. Of course she looks good in the airbrushed promo photos for the series.

    Doherty held a press conference to announce her new show, and got all upset when asked about her reputation:

    The actress, who began her career at age 9 and became as infamous as she was famous when she starred on "90210" for her diva and bad-girl ways, became emotional when she was asked if her goal of helping people had anything to do with cleaning up her image.

    "I'm not going to lie to you; it hurts a lot to read the stuff I read about myself, and it hurts me and it hurts my mom a lot," said Doherty, who choked back tears as she looked at her mother, who was nearby. Doherty acknowledged she had only herself to blame for much of what had been written about her, but she later asked reporters to give her another chance.

    "I hate to use the word 'unfair' because, again, I have to stand up and say it wasn't just the press," she said. "I played a huge part, a huge part, and everybody has a job. And if I'm creating some of the drama, then you guys have a job to report it.

    "But where I start to say 'OK, now we're getting out of hand' is when nobody lets it die," she said. "Nobody says, 'You know what? She was young. Give her a break.' Give me a chance to mess up again. Stop writing about stuff that happened 10 years ago. Stop bringing up every bad thing in my life. And give me another chance to mess up. If I mess up again, then write about it. But just let me breathe and let my parents breathe. Let them pick up the paper and it says one nice thing about me."

    You got it, Shannen. We are moving on to the fact that you said you have been on only one date in the last 18 months and have reached a time in your life when you can declare: "I don't need a man to make me happy."

    Looking fit in a strapless black top and white slacks and refreshingly her age (read: no Botox), Doherty 'fessed up about something else regarding her show. She is not selling herself as an authority on relationships.

    "I think an expert doesn't mess up nearly as many times as I have," she said. "I think that I'm good with getting over relationships. I'm good with dealing with the guilt, the tears and the mourning and the grief because God knows I've done it enough."

    That's too bad that Doherty hasn't dated in so long and maybe this show will help her hook up with a new guy. She doesn't look "refreshingly her age," though. She looks 7-10 years older. Am I right or am I just accustomed to the Botoxed plastic look?

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Breakups | Emotional | Photos | Shannon Doherty

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    Jul
    16
    Is Jennifer Garner pregnant again?


    X17 online points out that Jennifer Garner's got a bump on the set of her latest movie, thriller "The Kingdom." It just looks like an unflattering shirt tucked in where it shouldn't be, but you can never be sure. We were all over that "Nicole Kidman's pregnant - now she isn't" story, and we'll continue to report the bump watch celebrities. We're sure to be right once in a while.

    Garner has a seven month-old daughter, Violet, with husband Ben Affleck. She may just be having trouble losing the baby weight, although she still looks great. It was reported a few months ago that she was planning on getting naked in her new film, "Sabbatical." I wonder if that's true and when it will start filming.

    The pictures of Jen on set were supposedly taken on June 30th, and from Jen-Fans.com and are medium resolution. The candids of Jen in a white top are from X17online.com and are low resolution.

    Posted to Babies | Ben Affleck | Jennifer Garner | Photos

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    Jul
    16
    Christina Aguilera becomes an International Barbie for Pepsi


    Pepsico tries to show that carbonated sugar water is palatable to all gullible cultures by posing Christina Aguilera in various outfits and hairstyles that would look just as good on International collector Barbies.

    Aguilera used to shill for Pepsi's biggest competitor, Coke, but moved over when they gave her the chance to spend more time in hair and makeup. Her endorsement deal is said to be around $3.7 million:

    Pop star Christina Aguilera is promoting Pepsi on a global scale in a new TV ad campaign that takes her from New York to Rio, Prague, Japan and the Sahara.

    The chart-topper samples the classic cola in a series of exotic locales where she dances and gyrates to a variety of cultural rhythms before ending up back in New York, hellomagazine.com reported.

    "I had a great time," Aguilera said after the filming.

    A more accurate spokesperson for Pepsi would be Rosie O'Donnell. We loved the normal Snapple lady from Long Island. Why can't Pepsi go the everyperson route and hire an average person who actually consumes their drink? Jared helped Subway boost sales, and a non-celebrity everyman/woman would do the same for Pepsi. Instead some brilliant marketer decided to use Christina Aguilera and make her look even more plastic.

    Pictures [via]


    Posted to Christina Aguilera | Endorsements | Photos

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    Jul
    16
    Perry the manny is back and so are we!


    So my friend didn't figure out how to make posts properly, and neither did the guy who e-mailed all the bloggers saying he was available for help while we were on vacation.

    Anyway I'm back from the south of France, which is beautiful and all, but take my advice and don't use Mapquest to get to your idyllic destination with your surly hosts near Johnny Depp's house. Stick to the highways because those windy lines on the map are really perilous mountain passes that aren't meant for anything but arrogant French drivers in tiny Renaults.

    Also back is gorgeous helpful Perry, manny to the stars. He was spotted driving Britney to get some fast food. Sean Preston was not in the car, so it must be true that Perry has given up manny duty in favor of his original job as super-hot personal security and arm candy.

    We thought Perry was out of the picture when it was reported that Kevin disliked him and said he shouldn't care for Sean Preston. K-Fed was also said to be enraged that Sean Preston was calling Perry "Da Da" and generally bonding with the father he never had. The baby-Bjorn wearing Naval Academy graduate was said to be on per-diem security duty, which spelled curtains for him in our book, but look - he's driving Britney to McDonalds!

    Britney said in her upcoming Harper's Bazaar interview that she can't wait to get back in shape after the birth of her second child in September. She says she's "going to get really intense with it" so she can prepare to perform again. In that case we hope she had a McDonald's salad and skipped the fries and soft drink.

    Thanks for hanging in there during my brief vacation away from the Internet that followed my one month stay in America, aka shopping heaven.

    I would also like to thank Ritu at Celebguru for letting us "borrow" her content during our vacation. I picked Celebguru to pilfer from as I enjoy Ritu's commentary and think she does a great job of covering the celebrity news and gossip.

    Welcome back, Perry, and welcome back Celebitchy.

    Pictures from x17online.

    Posted to Britney Spears | Perry Taylor | Photos

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    Jul
    11
    Dita Von Teese picture post


    Dita Von Teese, the burlesque performer and wife of Marilyn Manson, redeemed herself partially in our eyes by admitting that her boobs are fake.

    The burlesque star is proud of her cosmetically enhanced bosom and sees no shame in giving nature a helping hand.

    She says, "Why deny it? I'll always be very open about it. I hate it when people in the public eye aren't honest about any surgery that they've had."

    I was annoyed with Dita a little over a month ago when she was quoted putting down other strippers and acting like hers was the only act in town. Doc pointed out that I have no clue about burlesque, and he was partially right. There's a difference between stripping and teasing, and in Dita's case it's to the tune of millions of dollars that can't just be stuffed in her panties.

    Now she's admitted to surgery and that's a step in the non-bullshit direction. She still has much farther to go.

    She says her job is "liberating" since she charges tens of thousands of dollars for an appearance, and that she's a sex symbol to both men and women. She also poo-poos the charges that she's setting back feminism:

    She said: "Some people say what I do isn't very liberating. I say it's pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes work.

    "And as many women as men come to my shows. When I started my website in 1993, it was geared towards men. Now it has more female visitors - not necessarily lesbians, just young women interested in my style."

    Dita, 33, who is married to rock star Marilyn Manson, thinks women are interested in her because they want tips on how they can become sexier to please their partners.

    She added to Britain's The Times newspaper: "Most women want to be sex symbols, even if they don't admit it. Imagine being considered not for your mind but for how you look. Sort of fun, don't you think?"

    There's all sorts of things wrong with that comment, and it could be considered downright nasty, if not ignorant and rude. There's nothing wrong with being sexy, but that doesn't mean that should be the only way you're evaluated in life. If that's the case then you're screwed no matter how sexy you are. It's not fun to be considered a piece of meat or an ornament. She might not have actually said this, though. It's attributed to The Times, but the quote sounds fake and is reprinted in a source that's not reliable.

    In case you're a big Dita fan and think I'm being harsh, consider how many pictures I'm posting of her from various photoshoots. In the ladybug one she looks like a tranny. [via]


    Posted to Arrogant | Dita Von Teese | Photos | Plastic Surgery

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    Jul
    11
    Matthew McConaughey photoshoot


    I have no idea how recent these are, but they were posted on Hollywood's Best on June 8th, so they could be recent. They look familiar but I'm not sure. Regardless it never hurt anyone to stare at Matthew McConaughey for a while.

    McConaughey recently tried to hit up the paparrazi that were following him for cash. He forgot his wallet while out on a sweaty bike ride with Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal and asked the photographers trailing them for $30 for some sandwiches. He ended up with $100, which was enough for lunch for everyone.

    I'm off on my vacation, and will feature content from CelebGuru the rest of the week.

    Posted to Matthew McConaughey | Photos | Sexy

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    Jul
    11
    Johnny Depp Photoshoot


    While looking for pictures of Johnny Depp, I found this hot recent photoshoot by Matt Sayles:

    Actor Johnny Depp poses in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Thursday, June 22, 2006. With the second "Pirates of the Caribbean" picture in theaters July 7 and filming nearly finished on the third, Depp is preparing to say goodbye to his iconic pirate persona, Captain Jack Sparrow.

    Depp won't say which of his characters he identifies with most. Although people have praised his role as Cap'n Jack Sparrow, he says all of his characters are close to his heart. He also says he doesn't take work just for the money:

    "John Waters said he thinks Captain Jack is actually, of all the characters you've played, the character closest to you," Cagle asks, laughing. "Is there, first of all, why would he say something like that, is there any truth to it?"

    "I'll never reveal the truth … I cannot and will not say. No, I think with all the characters, you know, they're still in there, you know. Ed Wood pops up every now and again," says Depp. "Captain Jack, certainly. Closest to me? You know, maybe. It's hard for me to say."

    "After you left television and you were trying to do movies that you were passionate about, was it ever really hard to say 'no' to more money or 'no' to bigger movies and really follow your heart?" Cagle asks.

    "Oh, yeah. definitely," Depp admits. "There were moments when, you know, sort of, whopper buckets of money were offered, where, you know, even in sort of your purest state you are tempted, you know? There is that temptation. But that's important to go through. I always figured that if there was gonna be money, you know, if I was able to stick it out, it would come later, you know? So I was patient. I couldn't do the work for the money. It couldn't be about that."

    Depp is certainly popular enough to be picky about his roles, and his choices have served him well as an A-list actor. Although Depp won't admit which of his characters is his favorite, he did make the tattoo of a sparrow he sported as Captain Jack Sparrow permanent and added the caption "Jack." He says it is in honor of his youngest son, Jack Christopher Depp III, born on April 9, 2002.

    Here is Depp looking hot in a T-shirt and fedora. [via]

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    Jul
    10
    Brandon Routh vs. Christian Bale: no contest


    I finally got around to watching "Batman Begins" this weekend. (I have a good excuse for not seeing it sooner since I have a two year-old son.) Christian Bale is incredibly hot, and I loved the movie. It was gritty and quite entertaining. Plus it really was enjoyable to stare at Christian Bale for a couple of hours. It got me thinking about Brandon Routh and how everyone is saying the new Superman is effeminate. Of course I'm not the first one to make the comparison between the new movie superheroes. Christian Bale himself made a reference to Superman in his acceptance speech for "Best Hero" at the MTV Movie awards :

    The cast of upcoming summer superhero flick Superman Returns was on stage to present an award for Best Hero. The award naturally went to Christian Bale for his performance as Batman in Batman Begins, and when Bale accepted the award from the hands of Brandon Routh he good-naturedly commented "Sorry Superman, but Batman is the bada**." He went on to promise the audience there will be more Batman flicks, and called his wife Sibi Blazic "my personal Wonder Woman."


    Superman's civilian character is a lot dorkier than Batman's alter ego, which could explain the new Superman's gay/metrosexual vibe. Clark Kent is a "mild mannered reporter" who grew up in the Midwest (*cough* dork *cough*) while Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy who spent time in a Chinese prison camp.

    Christian Bale, 32, has been married to celebrity assistant Sandra/Sibi, Blazic, 36, for six years. They met on the set of "Little Women" where Sandra was Winona Ryder's personal assistant. They have one child, a daughter born in March, 2005.

    Brandon Routh, 26, has been plagued by rumors that he's gay since he's so well coiffed and everything, but has a longterm girlfriend, television actress Courtney Ford.

    Routh and Bale are each hot in their own way, but my money would be on Batman in a fight. (Which I would pay dearly to see - if they both were naked.)

    Note: I wrote this over the weekend and had it saved for a friend to publish for me while I am on vacation the second half of this week. I noticed that this is a hot topic at the JJB board, though, and thought I would publish it sooner. I did think of this myself, although it may not seem entirely original.

    Here are pictures from "Batman Begins" and "Superman Returns" as well as some pictures of Routh and his girlfriend at the "Superman Returns" premiere, and Bale at "The New World" after party in January, 2006. [via] and [via]

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    Jul
    10
    Paris Hilton says she's going to be celibate for a year


    In a pledge that she'll probably forget next week, Paris Hilton confirmed to Britains Guardian that she plans on being celibate for an entire year:

    We talk about shopping, entrepreneurialism and the future. Hilton had previously said she wanted to be a mother by now, but she recently announced that, after being in relationships for all her adult life, she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? "Just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself."

    Now, she says, it's time to take care of business and indulge herself in a few consumables. What's the most extravagant thing she's ever bought? "Erm ... I just ordered the new Bentley convertible." How much is that? "I don't know - I didn't ask."

    Paris says she makes her own money and deserves to be known for her, uh, fame, rather than her status as an heiress. She also brags about how gracious and sweet she is:

    It annoys her, she says, when people suggest she's got where she has because of her family. But it certainly helped in the early days, didn't it? "Well ..." Her voice momentarily breaks up and goes all Rod Stewart on me. "There's a lot more to it than that because there are a million other heiresses I've heard of who don't do anything with their lives." So what makes her special? "There's nobody else like me. Also, I'm a good person. I treat everybody great. I travel around the world and I'm better to the fans than any single person." Better than anybody? "Yes." She smiles beatifically. She often talks of her goodness.

    Hilton was brought up a Catholic, and still attends church. "I think a lot of people forget where they came from and treat people bad." The notion of her forgetting her roots sounds ludicrous, but I think I know what she means - she's not talking inherited wealth, but achievement. As she says, more than once, "I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that."

    Paris dishes on Nicole in the article, saying that fame has changed her and that it "breaks her heart" while she's stayed the same, vapid person all along.

    Author Naomi Wolf calls Paris a "palette cleanser" and compares her bland sexy-innocent image to white noise:

    "The pigeon-toed I'm-a-little-girl thing combined with the deliberate strategic convergence of pornography as entree into superstardom. She's always smiling, she never says much of anything, she's totally uncontroversial, she's managed to create a construct that is completely explicitly sexually available and completely innocent and naive and girlish at the same time. She's very soothing. It's like white noise in an over-stimulated environment. Paris Hilton is like a palette cleanser. She's like, as semiotics would say, an empty signifier, so you can project absolutely anything on to her, which is the perfect situation for branding."

    When told about Wolf's assessment of her, Paris says she doesn't know what it means, but that she thinks it's "nice."

    While some people give Paris credit for her skyrocketing image, I believe her and think she's just been the same shop-a-holic party-girl all the time.

    Of course I don't believe that she's going to be celibate for a year, because chances are she said that in a brief two-week lull and will forget all about it when the next hookup presents itself.

    Paris is seen in a new photoshoot by Dave Hogan, and posing with her sister, Nicky, on July 8th in LA. She is also shown shopping for prison shorts on July 7th. [via]

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    Jul
    10
    Robbie Williams treated for sex exhaustion


    British singer and cad Robbie Williams was said to have had sex with so many young ladies while on his latest tour that he needed to be treated for exhaustion. The Sun reports that he bedded four ladies in five days:


    But all that lovemaking made him so weary he had to call for first aid on Thursday morning.

    A doctor examined him and decided he needed an energy-boosting vitamin shot in his bum to make him fit enough for a gig that night.

    He later told the crowd at Copenhagen’s Parken national stadium in Denmark: “I had to get a needle in my a*** this morning. It was because I didn’t want to let you down, brothers and sisters.”

    A few weeks ago Robbie was complaining that he couldn’t find a girlfriend. Now he is back in the saddle big time.

    Robbie pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenburg, Sweden, on Saturday — although only one of them stayed over.

    On Sunday night he chatted up a blonde Swedish doctor who he spotted in the audience when he was on stage.

    I’ve managed to get hold of the first picture of Marie Annerstedt who Robbie picked out after spotting she had scrawled Snog Me I’m a doctor across her ample chest.

    Then, on Tuesday night, Robbie copped off with a redhead Dane in Copenhagen. The next evening, after the France v Portugal semi-final in the World Cup, Robbie picked up a cute blonde Danish girl. He is clearly enjoying his success with the fairer sex.

    Robbie is out of shape from too much smoking if he can't perform with one woman a day. Jamie Foxx slept with four women all at once and still managed to make out with more on stage.

    That woman who wrote "I'm a doctor - shag me" on her chest was probably put up to it by her friends and didn't expect to even get to talk to Robbie, not to mention fuck him. Everything I know about picking up rock stars I learned from "Almost Famous" and some documentary featuring those chicks who made plaster casts of the big rock stars' penises. It seems like you have to be mysterious and cool, or have some sort of angle to land a rock star for the night.

    Robbie must be a straightforward guy who is just taking what he gets if he's going for the easy prey. Robbie said earlier that he had a hard time getting laid because women were naturally wary of him, so he's undoubtedly grateful for his good luck while on tour.

    Here are pictures of Robbie at The Max Beesley Gala Dinner on June 4th and one outside his hotel in Amsterdam on June 20th. I'm not too up on British celebrities, and need to get ready for my trip, so you'll excuse me for not identifying everyone. I do think I spot Simon Le Bon. Pictures [via]

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    Jul
    09
    Madonna to perform with Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson?


    If someone told me Madonna was going to pull the tired hanging on the cross routine for her latest tour, I wouldn't have believed them. So while it may seem really stupid of Madonna to try to tie her fading star to two hot young singers at the MTV music awards again, it sounds like something she would do. She's persistent in her blind/blonde ambition, and she tends to beat dead horses and expect people to pay to watch, which they do.

    She's said to now want to "pass her energy" onto Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson in an S&M number that probably borrows from her stupid "Confessions" tour. I bet it will have an equestrian theme, too:

    Three years ago at the MTV Video Music Awards she made front page news around the world when she kissed BRITNEY SPEARS and CHRISTINA AGUILERA.

    Now the Queen Of Pop is planning to do a bondage scene with the two rising stars at this year’s awards in New York next month.

    A source told me: “Madonna’s people contacted Jessica’s representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well.

    “With both Jessica and Lindsay’s stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with.

    “She’s planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage- inspired show.

    “Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night.”

    The source is The Sun, which makes it seem like fake news, but you never know with Madonna. It could be true now that Madonna is converting Lohan to Kabbalah.

    Please, Madonna, retire already. You look more like a cartoon character than a pop star, and you were right at home on stage at the Grammys with Gorillaz. You should devote your life to converting people to your sham cult and quit performing. Maybe you'll hook gullible Jessica Simpson into Kabbalah too. She's surely in need of some spiritual guidance.

    Here is Madonna with her daughter Lourdes outside of the NY Kabbalah center on 6/30. Lindsay Lohan is shown shopping at Tower Records on 7/7 and in Malibu on 7/6. [via]. There are also some low-res candids of Jessica Simpson arriving at LA airport with her bodyguard. [via]

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    Jul
    09
    Matthew McConaughey parties it up for 4th of July


    Matthew McConaughey was photographed drunk, high, or a bit of both on the fourth of July weekend in Costa Rica. This sort of contradicts a British report that showed Matt with a fat stomach and said he held an Independence Day party at his Malibu mansion. Both might be true and Matt may have been in Costa Rica on the weekend and back in time to throw the party on Tuesday. He doesn't look fat, though:

    Matthew McConaughey celebrated his independence from former girlfriend Penelope Cruz with a three-day bender in Costa Rica over the Fourth of July weekend...

    A barefoot, shirtless, and sweaty Matthew got his groove on by drinking, dancing, writhing on the floor and even shushing one of his fellow vacationers.

    We all know he loves to party and as long as he's not pulling down Christmas trees or assaulting anyone it seems quite harmless.

    Matt's hangover must not have lasted long. He was biking in the Malibu hills with Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal on Wednesday, July 5th.

    Here is Matt on the weekend in question and riding his bike a few days later with Lance and Jake. [via]

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    Jul
    07
    Paris Hilton crotch shot (NSFW)


    Paris Hilton says that her dumb public personae is all a put-on, and that she invented herself for the cameras:

    "The Simple Life is a reality show," she said, "and people might assume it's real. But it's fake. All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself.

    "So before I started the show I thought I'd make a character like the movies Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together... The public think they know me but they really don't."

    Paris doesn't have the brains to be Elle Woods or Cher Horowitz, and she's flattering herself if she thinks people perceive her as fashionably ditzy but smart and well organized.

    Paris also says she's uh, naturally shy, but that she has to live it up when she's out at an event because she's getting paid to be there.

    Here is some evidence that Paris is either really forgetful, not shy at all, or a bit of both. She went commando in a red polka-dot dress recently. NSFW

    Thanks to James at BlogNYC for finding the pics.

    Have a great weekend everyone! Sorry posting was light today. I got a lot of spam from crazed Marissa Cooper fans. Blame them.

    Update: Upon further close inspection, it looks like Paris was wearing underwear, but that they were the tiny string bikini type and were pushed to the side.

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    Jul
    07
    High Res photos of Lindsay Lohan clutching her breasts in GQ


    As if Lindsay needs more publicity, she now graces the cover of the August issue of GQ and appears in a porny spread inside. I read the part of the article about her that's viewable in these images, and it seems like more of the same crap about Lindsay and her life in the tabloids. The author probably comes to the conclusion that she's a smart businesswoman who's destined to go places.

    The thing that gets me is that the quotes and this spread look like Playboy. You know how Playboy and Penthouse always make up crap for the models to say, like how they think their best friend is hot or how they arranged a threesome with their boyfriend? It's like these quotes are made up by GQ to make the over-the-top pictures seem even more slutty. Maybe that's how GQ always does it, though.

    This week Lindsay is bedding a guy who runs a suggestively-named chain of taco joints, and is changing her bikini three times a day. As she says in the GQ article "really - who cares?"

    In one of the quotes she insists her breasts are real: "I like my body and my breasts. And no, they're not fake." She could skirt the question or admit to surgery she's obviously had, but instead she wants to volunteer lies. We don't care, Lindsay, you're already damaged goods so a little boob job isn't going to harm your image.

    Pictures [via]

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    Jul
    07
    Shannon Doherty to co-host "The View": What could go wrong?


    Shannon Doherty will appear as a guest co-host on the asanine roundtable women's talk show, "The View." The otherwise forgettable show made headlines with the high-profile exit of cohost and former fatty Star Jones last week. Jones royally pissed off Barbara Walters by blabbing that she was leaving two days before the announcement was planned. She also told People Magazine that she felt like she was fired, since her contract wasn't renewed. Now that Doherty is going to step in temporarily, we can all commence forgetting about Star:

    Former BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 star SHANNEN DOHERTY will fill-in as a co-host on US talk show THE VIEW later this month (JUL06). The actress joins a growing list of guest co-hosts sitting in after the abrupt departure of STAR JONES REYNOLDS last week (27JUN06), after her contract was not renewed. Doherty's new reality show BREAKING UP WITH SHANNEN DOHERTY, premieres on the US Oxygen network next month (AUG06). She will join forces with people in relationship peril who want to get out of bad relationships, but can't seem to do it on their own. Doherty will guest co-host The View on 31 July and 1 August (06). Also scheduled to sit in as co-hosts are AMERICAN IDOL runner-up KATHARINE MCPHEE, DANCING WITH THE STARS winner KELLY MONACO and judge CARRIE ANN INABA. A permanent replacement for Jones Reynolds is expected to be named in the autumn (06).

    Doherty seems like a good choice to fill in for Star on a trial basis, since she's also generally considered a bitch with no career prospects. I think the last thing I saw her in was "Scare Tactics" on the SciFi channel. (I really enjoyed that show actually. It was one of the more inventive and entertaining reality shows.) She is also starting a new reality show on the Oxygen network in which she gives advice to people who are breaking up with their romantic partners.

    Singer Brandy is slated to guest host on The View tomorrow and People wonders if she could replace Star. For now all the guest hosts are auditioning and it seems like it will be a while before a replacement is announced.

    Meanwhile Star Jones has a new job. She has a mere one-week hosting job on the rather boring "Househunters" on HGTV. I've seen that show about four times and it always turns out the same. I'd like to see a couple not find the perfect bungalow for once and just decide to stay in their current house.

    Here is Shannon Doherty at various events looking smug as usual. [via] She is shown with her former "Charmed" co-star, Holly Marie Combs.

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    Jul
    06
    Avril Lavigne to get married this weekend?


    Avril Lavigne must have had a tame bachelorette party because her fiance, Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley, attended too. They celebrated on June 30th in LA:

    AVRIL LAVIGNE celebrated her last days of being single by inviting her fiance, SUM 41 singer DERYCK WHIBLEY, to join her for her bachelorette bash on 30 June (06). The 21-year-old COMPLICATED singer received two sets of black 2Belles panties embroidered with 'The Mrs' in hot pink, plus a posh bra, panty and camisole set from lingerie company Cherish. According to an eyewitness, "She was excited, but a little embarrassed." After opening her presents, Lavigne donned a veil with devil horns and the couple and 20 pals dined at hip Los Angeles restaurant Koi. The group then moved on to celebrity nightclub Lobby where they partied alongside JESSICA ALBA and NICKY HILTON. The couple have yet to announce their official wedding date.

    Speculation is rampant that Lavigne and Whibley will marry this weekend, with reports that they have already notified friends and family:

    Etalk reports that a California ceremony is imminent for the punk princess and the Sum 41 front man.

    Friends and family of the pair were reportedly notified days ago of the plan and told to book their tickets immediately for Santa Barbara, where the Canadian rockers have a house together.

    Earlier reports had suggested the wedding would take place Aug. 26, but media scrutiny apparently spurred the couple to move up the date.

    This could definitely be true, because Lavigne was said to want a summer wedding, and to be planning for children right away.

    It is uncertain whether Lavigne is already pregnant. We spotted a bump on the slender singer in several recent pictures, but in these photos from the end of June it doesn't seem to have grown enough to substantiate pregnancy rumors.

    Here is Avril at her bachelorette party outside of Koi and at Hyde nightclub on 6/25. Pictures from Hollywood's Best and originally from Alavigne.com.br.

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    Jul
    05
    Mischa Barton has a foul mouth


    Mischa Barton's limo was too big to maneuver around some tight curves in London, so the the driver had the former "O.C." star get out and walk a little bit to get to the UK premiere of "Pirates of the Caribbean 3." She was accompanied by British talk show hosts Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins of Channel 4's "Friday Night Project."

    Collins said he loved Barton's foul mouth and had a great time with the 20 year-old actress:

    The TV star spent all of Monday (03.07.06) with the former 'O.C.' star filming segments for his Channel 4 show 'The Friday Night Project' - and even escorted the stunning actress to the London premiere of 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'.

    Collins has now revealed she has a filthy mouth.
    He told BANG Showbiz: "She has a wicked sense of humour. She's really cheeky.
    "I was quite shocked to be honest because she looks all sweet and lovely but she would come out with certain things and I would just be stunned. "She's one hell of a girl. She's wicked and I love her."

    Britain's Mirror also reports that Barton said she didn't "give a s*** where Paris is" when someone told her that she just missed Paris Hilton's visit to the UK. That's not surprising since the two have fought in the press before.

    Here is Barton getting in her limo and at the "Pirates" premiere. Her dress is too short and the jeweled top and cap sleeves are just odd. Barton is seen with talk show host Justin Lee Collins and has not moved on from Cisco Adler to another shockingly unsuitable suitor.

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    Jul
    05
    National Enquirer's 50 Best and Worst Beach Bodies


    I really enjoy reading these gossip rags now that I'm in the states for my vacation.

    Here's one of my guilty pleasures, The National Enquirer. Reader Millie says it's one of the trashier rags, but maybe that's why I like it so much! I also totally believe a lot of what they write, and my guillibitiy is undoubtedly a big factor in my willingness to reprint most of the crap I read about celebrities.

    Here's a recap of the pictures, below. They're spot on with most of them, except for Mimi. They use an old fat picture of Mariah Carey and say she's got one of the best beach bodies. Maybe she's better looking now, but they didn't even bother to photoshop it to make her look thinner. Also, Pierce Brosnan's wife might be heavy, but she's an attractive woman otherwise and it seems kind of cruel to use a picture from the back. Kudos to Brosnan for defending his wife and not trading her in for a younger model.

    Best Beach Bodies, Women:
    Beyonce Knowles, 24
    Elizabeth Hurley. 41
    Jessica Alba, 25
    Mariah Carey, 36
    Jennifer Aniston, 37
    Lisa Rinna, 43
    Carmen Electra, 34
    Eva Longoria, 31
    Cameron Diaz, 33
    Scarlet Johansson, 21
    Pam Anderson, 39
    Michelle Rodriguez, 27

    Worst Women:
    Keely Shaye Smith (Pierce Brosnan's wife), 42
    Princess Caroline, 49
    Kristen Johnston (from "Third Rock"), 38
    Aida Turturro (from "The Sopranos"), 43
    Martha Stewart, 64
    Chelsea Clinton, 26
    Queen Latifah, 36
    Star Jones, 44
    Goldie Hawn, 60

    Best Beach Bodies, Men:
    LL Cool J, 38
    Brad Pitt, 42
    Matthew McConaughey, 36 (not so much anymore)
    Ty Pennington, 41
    Jude Law, 33

    Worst Men:
    Gerard Depardieu, 57
    David Spade, 41
    Sean Penn, 45
    Ric Ocasek, 57
    Ted Kennedy, 74
    Michael Douglas, 61
    Chris Noth, 51

    Cellulite Hall of Fame:
    Demi Moore, 43
    Jerry Hall, 60
    Donatella Versace, 51
    Britney Spears, 24
    Iman, 50

    Best Baby Bellies:
    Madonna, 47
    Gwyneth Paltrow, 38
    Helen Hunt, 43
    Kelly Ripa, 35
    Britney Spears, 24

    Bikini Bloopers and Strange:
    Jessica Alba scratching her ass
    Paris Hilton scratching her crotch
    Kirsten Dunst loosing her top
    Goldie Hawn with a face mask and topless suit
    Nicolette Sheridan's top goes to the side
    Charlotte Church tries to hold onto her top


    I'll be leaving the US next Tuesday and will be away from the computer for nearly a week I'm sorry to say. I'll make an official announcement and will do my best to fill in the gaps while I'm gone but things may be quiet around here if I don't find a guest writer. (If you'd like to write for the blog - please e-mail me at info [at] celebitchy.com. You don't need a lot of technical knowledge. It would help if you're familiar with Movable Type, although it's easy and I can teach you.) I'm going to the French countryside, but since I already live in Europe I can't get all pretentious about it.

    Here are the pictures. I just photographed the magazine and realize they're not the best quality.

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    Jul
    05
    Lindsay Lohan says her boobs are real and she never tried cocaine


    Lindsay's full of shit lately. Her boobs look like two basketballs stuffed under her skin, but she has attributed their strange shape and quick growth to natural causes. This latest quote is undoubtedly made up, because there's no source listed and it's worded like a typical Brit would phrase it, but it's not beneath us to repeat it or attribute it to her. She said something like this before, but it's impossible to google since all the keywords are kind of dirty:

    Stunning Lindsay, who only turned 20 on Sunday, said: "Skinny's not attractive. I've learnt that."

    Peering inside her vest she added: "I like having my breasts in there - naturally, I add! The papers said I had implants, then when I was really flat-chested they said I was anorexic and had had them taken out.


    "Truth is I have got my boobs back because I've got healthier again and I'm so happy."

    [via]

    It's probably not true that she actually said that this time around unless someone changed the quote to sound British, but in an interview with The Mirror she did deny every trying cocaine, and credited her druggie dad for her abstinence:

    "I've never tried cocaine," Lindsay says. "I've seen my father. I've seen how it messes with families and f***s your life up. If I hadn't witnessed that, I may have gone a different route. I don't know. But I've seen how it tore my parents apart."

    Lohan also admits that she was too thin and wasn't eating right, and said she turned her health around by exercising. She says she parties a lot but that "it's nothing too decadent and probably not half as wild as what goes on at university fraternity parties." It's good that she's no longer in denial about her body at least.

    Here she is in various beach shots this week.

    Thanks to Hollywoods Best, Egotastic, and Mollygood for the photos. x17online also points out her freckled butt.

    Posted to Arrogant | Drugs | Lindsay Lohan | Photos

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    Jul
    05
    Pirates of the Caribbean wax figures


    The Pirates of the Caribbean exhibit was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in London today. The wax artists are quite skilled at male characters as Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp's waxworks look eerily close to the real thing. Keira Knightley's wax figure looks like a female impersonator, though. Maybe that's why they tried to hide her underneath some falling hair.

    People are speculating that Keira Knightley's live-in relationship with fellow actor Rupert Friend won't last long. He complained about his girlfriend having to kiss her hot costars in "Pirates" and said that she's hardly ever home. Keira admitted to working too hard, and says that she needs to take time off, but not because of Rupert:

    Keira, whose previous relationship with Calvin Klein model Jamie Dornan ended because he couldn't handle her fame, confessed: "I know I've been like a workaholic and I really don't have time for much. I want to spend more time with my friends and family."

    She added that she "definitely" had no plans to get married just yet. And when asked if she was going to take more time off to spend with Rupert, she replied: "I'm going to take time off because of myself mainly, not because of him. Let's see how things go there. I'm working on two new movies, that's what I'm concerned about now."

    Not that Pride And Prejudice actor Rupert would call what she does "work". When we asked about Keira's performance in Pirates, he grunted: "It must have been a hard job kissing Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. I'm sure she hated every minute of it!" Then he moaned to us: "She hardly ever comes home to me."

    It doesn't sound like Keira and Rupert are doing too well if they speak so poorly of each other to the press.

    Here are the wax figures of Keira, Johnny and Orlando.

    Posted to Johnny Depp | Keira Knightley | Orlando Bloom | Photos | Relationship trouble

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    Jul
    05
    Britney and Kevin are not doing another Chaotic


    There were reports that Britney was planning a "Chaotic 2" to further pound her stardom into the ground, but that was yet another piece of fake news embellished by the British tabloids. They always put some bit of UK slang in there to give it away.

    "I know that things are fine, but this show will put paid to those rumors finally."

    Perez Hilton called Britney's rep, who denied that Britney was dumb enough to make another "Chaotic". Plus Kevin would have to be around long enough to make the film.

    Just like the rumor that Britney was going to give birth in Namibia, this originated with the satirical site "Postcards from the Pug Bus" and was picked up as real news, with fake quotes added for good measure, by the tabloids.

    Here is K-Fed shopping for junk food on July 3rd. He looks awful. It was so much nicer to check out pictures of cutie Perry Taylor. [via] Oh - the gossip rags are reporting that Sean Preston was calling manny Perry "Da Da" and that's part of the reason why K-Fed had him canned.

    Posted to Britney Spears | Fake News | Kevin Federline | Photos | Relationship trouble

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    Jul
    05
    Keira Knightley denies being anorexic


    People should dress to fit their body type and not try to deny that they're super-thin or carrying a few extra pounds. We call it a muffin top when chubby chicks try to wear tight jeans and short tops, and we need a suitable nickname for thin women showing off their concave chests. I was going to write something about Keira's "dead woman's chest," but figured that would be too cliche. Something about pancakes would be suitable, but it's not about flat chests as much as sunken sternums.

    knightley wore a gold Gucci dress with a non-existent neckline to the premiere of "Pirates of the Caribbean 2" in London that highlighted her skeletal frame. She was absolutely shocked that people think she might be anorexic and said that oh, anorexia runs in her family but of course she doesn't have that problem:

    "I've got a lot of experience with anorexia — my grandmother and great-grandmother suffered from it, and I had a lot of friends at school who suffered from it," Knightley said. "I know it's not something to be taken lightly and I don't."

    She said she was surprised by any suggestion that she had an eating disorder.

    "(The press) said to me yesterday `How does it feel to be called anorexic?' and I had no idea that I was," Knightley said. "I'm not saying there aren't people in the film industry that suffer from it, because I am sure that there are. But I'm quite sure I don't have it."

    She handled the question well by saying that she's glad she helped stir up interest in the issue and that it's good that people are talking about it.

    She's obviously in denial that she's so thin, and shouldn't be showing off her tiny body. Kate Bosworth must realize how she looks because she wore a tight but flattering dress to the "Superman Returns" premiere and didn't look like the stick that she is.

    Knightley has tried to play off her thinness by saying that she doesn't diet or exercise and that she admires curves on women. She said in an interview with Elle magazine that she eats "bowls" of pasta and drinks plenty of wine:

    "I'm trying to go 'Fuck it' and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy. I haven't been to the gym since January and I'm drinking about half a bottle of wine a night. Fuck it, you've got one life - live it."

    Knightley went on to admire the curves of other actresses like Scarlett Johansson whose body is about a million miles away from Knightley’s slender frame and who she was photographed with nude for the front cover of Vanity Fair.

    She added: "That kind of decadent flesh is absolutely beautiful. How sexy is that on a woman?"

    "We had such a laugh. Scarlett's a sweetheart. I'm not completely comfortable with my body but I just thought, 'Fuck it'."

    It is was true that Knightley is eating "bowls" of pasta it would show on her frame. It's also very telling that she says she's not comfortable with herself, and calls Johansson's hot body "decadent flesh." Johansson is fit with curves and is not chubby at all. If Knightley thought Johansson looked good she would call her hot or curvy but instead she uses a description that is more suited to a side of beef. She obviously has problems with normal-looking women and isn't going to gain weight until she faces reality.

    Here are some candids of Knightley in London on 7/2, at a "Pirates of the Caribbean" photocall with Orlando Bloom and at the UK premiere on 7/3. [via]

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    Jul
    05
    Hilary Swank says her ex, Chad Lowe, is an addict!


    It looks like Vanity Fair's strategy of denying stars the cover unless they dish lots of dirt has worked, because Hilary Swank blabs in an upcoming interview with the magazine that her ex, Chad Lowe, is an addict! She says he's been sober for three years, but that his battle with substance abuse caused a serious rift in the relationship that they couldn't repair.

    The beautiful tomboy tells Vanity Fair she was shocked to learn about Lowe's addiction problem.

    "I knew something was happening but I didn't know what" Swank tells Vanity Fair in the August editions set to hit newsstands today.

    "When I found out, it was such a shock because I never thought he'd keep something from me. And yet, on another level, it was a confirmation of something I was feeling that was keeping us from being completely solid.

    "He's sober now. I don't want to make it seem like that's the sole reason; there were other factors. But that just kind of blew it open. It made me look at things a lot deeper. That's when you realize it's not going to work."

    Lowe, 38, and his managers could not be immediately reached for comment yesterday.

    Although Lowe's struggle touched off their marriage's downhill slide, Swank said she's proud of her soon-to-be ex's three years of sobriety.

    Vanity Fair does not detail the actor's substance of choice.

    "It's an enormous obstacle to overcome, and he's doing it. He's living a sober life," said Swank, who married Lowe in 1997. "I know how difficult it is, and I'm really proud of his sobriety."

    The actress says she had to stay with Lowe when his substance abuse came to light.

    "When I found out, I wanted to be there," she explains. "I knew it was the most important time of his life. That's when he needed me most."

    It sounds like once Chad beat whatever drugs he was on things were never the same between them and it was impossible to overcome.

    This happened to a friend of mine who was with her husband for over ten years. He got addicted to Oxycontin for back pain and completely changed. He became uncommunicative and withdrawn. They had a big blowout and ended up getting divorced. He has a new girlfriend and is still addicted to painkillers.

    For an actress with two Oscars Hilary Swank doesn't get a lot of attention in the press. This revelation will make people interested in her for a week or two. She's sporty, down to earth, and normal and people don't think that's particularly exciting. She should follow this up by going shopping on Rodeo Drive and having dinner at The Ivy with a hot new guy.

    In the upcoming interview, Hilary addresses the problems between her high=profile Hollywood career and her soon-to-be ex-husband's lack of prospects, saying, "I think that any frustration for him stemmed from the lack of opportunities in his own career."

    Swank, 32, says she's wary of the dating scene, "I thought of it - of that whole world - I can't imagine it! I can't imagine going out right now and trying to find someone else to be with."

    Relationship guru John Gray recommends that men and women do the opposite of their natural instincts when trying to recover from a breakup. Women should start dating right away while men should take time to nurse their wounds instead of jumping into another relationship. Maybe Hilary should take a page from Charlie Sheen and start looking online.

    Here is Hilary in new ads from Clavin Klein and at a party for the perfume giant Guerlain, which she also represents, on 6/14. [via]

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    Jul
    04
    "Celebrities in bikinis for 4th of July" Links

    - Rachel Hunter shows off her breast implant scar while swimming (NSFW) [I'm not obsessed]
    - Terry Hatcher in a bikini is not so ugly [yeeah]
    - Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures [Egotastic]
    - Pamela Anderson bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
    - Four year-old boy pageant winner flips off crowd, loses title of "Little Mr. Apricot" [Wizbang Pop]
    - Are the British sore losers or just hooligans? [The Bastardly]
    - Lindsay Lohan says she's "never tried cocaine." Didn't she hint to Vanity Fair that she did? [A Socialite's Life]
    - Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, and Rachel Bilson party with the Fonz's daughter [MollyGood]
    - Toni Braxton manages to perform with her clothes on. [Juicy News]
    - K-Fed stocks up on junk food for 4th of July [DListed]
    - Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and Violet [Bricks and Stones]
    - Jolie-Pitt-Stefani-Rossdale celebrity play date [Faded Youth]
    - People scream for Bobbie Brown to get offstage at the Essence Music Festival [Concrete Loop]
    - Holiday firework don'ts [CityRag]
    - Pictures of 'Lil Kim's first day of freedom. Now she's on 30-day house arrest. [Crunk and Disorderly]
    - Lesbian inmate claims to have been "close friends" with 'Lil Kim in prison [Media Take Out]


    Here are recent high res photos of Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson in bikinis. [via] Have a great 4th of July!

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    Jul
    03
    Uma Thurman on the beach with her boyfriend


    Uma Thurman vacationed in St. Tropez with her boyfriend, hotelier André Balazs.

    Hello! Magazine has the details:

    Passions are running high in Saint Tropez where Uma Thurman is showing all the signs that her two-year on-off relationship with Andre Balazs is back on. The pair have been holidaying in the celebrity hangout, and the chemistry between them was on show for all to see.

    Andre Balazs wraps a protective arm around his love of two years, Uma Thurman, on a break in Saint Tropez. The couple split in March but now look to be rekindling their relationship.

    Uma's big boobs are probably real, because they're drooping convincingly.

    Thurman has asked Hollywood not to write her off because she's getting older, and says that actors get better with age.

    Pictures [via]

    Thanks to yeeeah for alerting me to these pics.



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    Jul
    03
    David Beckham quits as England's World Cup Captain


    David Beckham announced his resignation as England's captain after England lost their chances at the cup by losing to Portugal in penalty kick overtime 3-1 on Saturday.

    "Our performance during this World Cup has not been enough to progress further, and both myself and all the players regret that, and I hurt... I hurt by that more than people realize"

    Here is Beckham crying after his World Cup dreams were shattered:

    And here he is announcing his resignation as World Cup captain:

    Beckham is said to have made the decision after a heart-to-heart phone call with his wife, Victoria, who has supported him on the sidelines by losing even more weight and wearing skimpy outfits:

    DAVID Beckham decided to step down as England captain yesterday after an emotional heart-to-heart phone call from wife Victoria.

    Posh, 32, and seven-year-old son Brooklyn both wept after seeing Becks limp off the pitch at Gelsenkirchen in tears.

    She tried to console him in mobile phone calls as she was ferried from the stadium to the wives and girlfriends’ hotel in Baden-Baden.

    Becks finally sat down in his hotel room to compose his resignation statement in the early hours of yesterday after he and Victoria agreed that he should resign.

    An England insider said last night: “A lot of raw emotion poured out during their talks on the phone. It’s a decision Becks could never have made without Victoria — they made it together.

    “He wanted to bow out as a World Cup winner but it just didn’t turn out that way and they agreed it was time to take a new direction together.

    “It was a mature decision which will take the pressure off the whole family.” Beckham, 31, fought back tears and his voice cracked with emotion as he read out his handwritten speech.

    In it, he said he had lived the dream and was “extremely proud” to have worn the captain’s armband.
    Real Madrid star Becks was helped away by FA minders after reading out his 110-second statement.

    Chelsea skipper John Terry is now set to become England’s new captain.
    His first game in charge will be the friendly against Greece at Old Trafford on August 16.

    Here are pictures of Victoria Beckham crying after England lost on Saturday. [via] she is also seen arriving at the soccer stadium on 6/20 and outside of a restaurant in Stahlbad. Germany on 6/14. There are also some pics of her at a game with Cheryl Tweedy on 6/15. [via]

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    Jul
    03
    Nicole Kidman did invite Tom Cruise to her wedding


    Australian gossip rags are reporting that Nicole Kidman did invite her ex, Tom Cruise, to her wedding with Keith Urban last weekend. He didn't attend, but sent his regards. His two adopted children with Kidman did attend:

    The 39-year-old star apparently invited Tom and present squeeze Katie Holmes – who have a daughter Suri - to the wedding in her native Sydney, Australia.

    Oz tabloids claim to have seen copies of the invite, which would have followed the correct wedding/ex-partner etiquette if Cruise and Holmes were unavailable to attend.

    While Cruise and Kidman's adopted children from their marriage, Isabelle and Connor, were both at last Sunday's ceremony, the Mission: Impossible star was nowhere to be seen, but a source told the Sunday Mirror that the actor sent his best wishes instead.

    "Tom wished Nicole all the best and was pleased all the troubles between them were over. He also said how much he hoped she finds joy," a friend told the paper.

    Earlier reports that Tom sent Nicole a picture of Suri for her 39th birthday with the message "a very nappy birthday" were false, and were undoubtedly made up in England, where most of the fake gossip originates and nappy is a common colloquialism for diaper. Nicole was also said to have wished "mother and baby well" after the birth of Suri, but that turned out to be made up, too. It could be true that Tom sent his regards after the wedding, but we'll probably never know.

    Nicole and Keith are back in Nashville after departing their honeymoon in Tahiti on Saturday. They left at night to avoid photographers, and boarded a jetboat to a chartered flight, which took them to the Island nation's capital, where they caught a private jet home. Their honeymoon was probably not as peaceful as they were hoping, considering that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker crashed their resort.

    Nicole is no longer on pregnancy watch after she was photographed looking super-fit in a bikini. Both she and Keith are headed back to work:

    The Oscar-winning actress, who is rarely seen in anything revealing, was photographed in a turquoise and white bikini showing off an amazingly toned abdomen, putting to rest any rumours she was pregnant.

    The celebrity couple are set to get straight back to work - Urban kicks off the first show of his tour in Ontario, Canada on July 13 and Kidman is due to start filming her next movie, The Lady From Shanghai.

    Here are lower resolution pictures of Nicole and Keith on their honeymoon, and some higher resolution candids of them back in Nashville. [via]

    Posted to Fake News | Keith Urban | Nicole Kidman | Photos | Tom Cruise | Weddings

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    Jul
    03
    "Lil' Kim gets her freedom" Links


    - Lil' Kim is getting out of jail just in time for 4th of July [popbytes]
    - Brandy taking Star Jones' place? [Concrete Loop]
    - David Hasselhoff was injured in the hand or maybe the arm in a freak "shaving" accident [Mollygood]
    - Co-editor gets fired at Gawker 'cause they want to be "mainstream" Maybe I'll be able to read it now since it was too high-brow for me before. [Jossip]
    - Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 20th birthday [PopSugar]
    - 2006 World Cup Babes [The Bastardly]
    - Rush Limbaugh and Mary-Lynn Rajskub?! [Tabloid Whore]
    - Celebrity Photoshop with Ashanti, Beyonce and Halle Berry [Faded Youth]
    - Freddie Prinze Jr. took a crap in Matthew Lillard's trailer for a laugh [DListed]
    - Victoria Beckham walks her bra. [Hollywood Tuna]
    - Rachel Weisz looks fabulous [I'm not obsessed]
    - High class madam says that Time Warner CFO Wayne Pace was one of her biggest clients [Blog NYC]

    Here are a bunch of pictures of 'Lil Kim at various events in honor of her early release from jail today. Thanks to Hollywood's Best for these photos.


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    Jul
    02
    Britney says "My pictures were stolen too! Really!"


    Britney Spears claims the glowing happy pictures that came out in US Weekly of her posing with Kevin were, like, totally stolen. She's said to be "evaluating legal options" against the magazine. You know that Britney released the photos herself after her "Dateline" debacle, and is just saying that to make it seem like they're really stolen:

    Britney Spears has said she is "outraged and saddened" after holiday photos of her family were published in a US magazine.

    Her record label Jive said the photos were stolen and that Spears and husband Kevin Federline were "evaluating all of their legal options".

    The statement said the photos were stolen by "an unknown perpetrator" and printed by Us Weekly magazine without the couple's "knowledge or consent".

    We seriously doubt this is true because the pictures are all cute and seem to come at a time when she needs good publicity and wants to make it seem as if everything is fine in her marriage. It's also seems like too much of a coincidence when compared with the recently leaked Brangelina baby shower pics.

    Reader Missy notes that Britney and Kevin may look happy and privileged in these pictures taken on a private jet, but that Kevin is suspiciously hiding his ring finger. Someone must have "forgotten" to wear their wedding ring.

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Lawsuits | Photos

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    Jul
    02
    Camera repair guys who leaked Brangelina pics didn't do anything illegal


    You've undoubtedly heard about the Brangelina baby shower pics that were released to a few blogs and media outlets with the promise of 450 more. It turns out that Angelina's kissing brother, James Haven, took his camera to BestBuy in LA but forgot to remove the memory card. BestBuy outsourced the job to Precision Camera in Enfield, Connecticut, where two guys thought they hit the jackpot. They might have, if they would have been smart enough to take basic precautions like using a proxy server and an anonymous e-mail address. Instead they used an easily traceable account and the feds raided their place of employment and one of their homes to recover the pictures. They probably would have been caught anyway, but it might have taken a couple of extra days.

    They dodged a legal bullet since it was determined they didn't do anything illegal:

    “It’s something that happened at work. I don’t really have much to say,” Beckwith told the Herald last night.

    “I work at Precision and hopefully I’ll still work there tomorrow,” said Beckwith, a stocky man in his early 20s with tribal tattoos on his shoulders and arms. “They questioned people at work.”

    Pressed for more details, Beckwith said, “You’ll have to talk to Bill about that,” referring to Keyes. Westfield cops and Secret Service agents from Boston, working at the request of LAPD detectives and the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office, raided Keyes’ home Tuesday night and recovered the images, which have been returned to Pitt and Jolie, sources said.

    “We were looking for the memory stick from the camera. We got it. We got the pictures. We got everything,” a law enforcement source said.

    Westfield police said the men violated no Massachusetts laws but may be charged in California, which has anti-paparazzi measures on the books.

    What I want to know is why the secret service got involved in a stupid celebrity photo leak case. How much taypayer money did that cost?

    The two guyswho leaked the pictures, Bill Keyes, 36, and Adam Beckwith, 20 something, may not be arrested or charged, but Brangelina's lawyers are out for blood and they're going to get them to pay. Hopefully they'll get some decent pro bono support and will be able to avoid being sued.

    Here are the Brangelina baby shower pics.

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    Jul
    02
    J.Lo's ex claims she does voodoo on people


    J.Lo's first ex husband, Ojani Noa, is unable to publish a tell-all book about their relationship now that Lopez won a case against him publishing the book. He signed a confidentiality agreement with Lopez in late 2005 as part of his settlement payout for a breach of contract lawsuit against her. Noa claimed that Lopez had him unfairly fired from his manager position at her Pasadena restaurant, Madre's.

    In April Noa told Lopez's attorneys that he'd put the book out unless she paid him a cool $5 million. Of course the diva wasn't having that and sued him in an attempt to block the book, which is said to have juicy details like J.Lo cheating on P.Diddy in 1999 with Marc Anthony. Unfortunately J.Lo was successful and we won't be able to get our hands on the novel, but one detail did come out: Noa claims Lopez does Santeria on her enemies to get back at them:

    During a June 5 deposition, Noa, who was married to Lopez for about 11 months, gave an indication of the kind of material Lopez does not want published. Responding to a question from the actress's attorney, Noa (who remained friendly with his ex following their split) testified that Lopez "was doing voodoo when we weren't married. She was doing bad things to a lot of people when we were friends. And I knew all this time, because we did personally, me and her, to this particular lady." Noa added that Lopez did voodoo and "all this religious bullshit" to former lovers, including Sean "Puffy" Combs. The purported voodoo practices apparently stem from Lopez's religious devotion and the influence over her by a "Madrina," which is often described as a spiritual mentor for Santeria practitioners. Asked in a June 1 deposition why he thought he could keep selling stories about Lopez despite signing the six-figure settlement agreement, Noa said, "I mean, I live a free country. No? I can express myself. I can talk and say whatever I want to. No?"

    I believe this, because Lopez was said to have consulted a Santeria advisor at the time of her upcoming wedding to Ben Affleck. The voodoo guru told her to call it off:

    Jennifer Lopez is said to seek spiritual advice from Santerian priestess Merle Gonzalez, who has admitted the two are friends. She reportedly told Lopez to call off her wedding to Ben Affleck.

    Santeria fuses Roman Catholic beliefs with traditional West African religions. It's preserved by an oral tradition and rituals involve animal sacrifice, dancing, chanting and magic spells. Animals,usually chickens, are sacrificed to bring good luck and forgiveness of sins, and to please the saints.

    That's pretty funny and we hope more dirt gets released on Lopez even though the book was blocked. If she's gullible enough to believe in voodoo, maybe Lea Remini will successfully convert her to Scientology.

    Here she is in the videoshoot for "I'm gonna be alright," which was released in 2002. [via]

    Posted to Cults | J.Lo | Jennifer Lopez | Lawsuits | Photos

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    Jul
    02
    If Naomi Watts is pregnant she's not very far along


    Naomi Watts, 37, is now on pregnancy watch, and it's largely due to the loose tops and ill-fitting dresses she's worn out to recent events. She's been on pregnancy watch since wearing two different frilly dresses with tummy coverage to the Oscars. We were even declaring her pregnant after she wore a poncho to the Tribeca film festival in late April.

    Then we saw some high-res photos of Naomi in a sheer, but loose top in mid-May. You could see her stomach through it and it was flat.

    Watts may just be wearing loose tops because they're in style. Reese Witherspoon was called pregnant after she was seen in some loose clothing and it turns out that wasn't true at all.

    Watts has made some comments that she'd like to start a family, though, and Australian reports have her pregnant already:

    King Kong star Naomi Watts is expecting her first baby, according to media reports in Australia.

    The actress was in Sydney, Australia, last weekend attending best pal Nicole Kidman's wedding to country star Keith Urban.

    Rumours circulated after the stylish star was seen wearing a series of baggy garments and photographed leaving a Brentwood, California, fertility clinic.

    Sydney's Daily Telegraph newspaper reports it was the second time Watts had been spotted visiting the clinic and that she was "sporting a definite glow" when she attended the Shakespeare in the Park gala in New York City's Central Park with beau Liev Schreiber on Thursday.

    Watts was also seen visiting Chinese herbalist and fertility expert Lily Liu in Australia, who is renowned for her work assisting women who want to become pregnant.

    The star recently admitted she was desperate for children, but was worried it might be too late to conceive: "I wish it could have happened a little bit sooner. I have wanted a family since I was 19."

    If she is pregnant it's very soon along. She was photographed playing tennis on June 18th. Her top was pulling up and she did not have a stomach, although it's a little hard to tell. She was seen at the MacBeth In The Park 2006 Summer Benefit on June 28th in an empire-waist dress, which surely helped feed the rumors.

    We really doubt it's true, although we hope it happens soon for her and Liev if they are indeed trying.

    Here is Naomi in the photos we mentioned. She is seen with her boyfriend of over a year, actor Liev Schreiber, 38, and with Jessica Lang. Reader Millie let me know that Lang was not gracious about the latest remake of "King Kong" after having starred in the other remake from 1976. She said she wouldn't be seeing Peter Jackson's version of "King Kong" and considered it too commercial.

    Pictures [via]

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    Jul
    02
    Kate Bosworth's career has taken off, but she's insecure about it


    Kate Bosworth, 23, has a starring role in "Superman Returns," but she still seems to be uncertain about her star status. She says she was waiting to be replaced as Lois Lane, and that it's easy to be insecure in Hollywood.

    She got the role of Lois Lane in "Superman Returns" on the recommendation of Kevin Spacey, who directed her in "Beyond the Sea." Director Bryan Singer saw a screening of the film and asked Spacey how she was to work with. Spacey had nothing but praise for the young actress, and Singer cast her in the role of Lane shortly afterwards. Bosworth was insecure about the big production, though, and was waiting for the axe to drop well into her work on the film:

    She tried to convince Singer not to cast her, was "astounded" by the size of the production and says that even when she was on set in Sydney she was waiting for another actress to show up and take her place.

    "Up until I had two months in the can, I was waiting to be replaced," she insists. (Bosworth wasn't necessarily Singer's one and only choice. The director also reportedly considered Claire Danes, Keri Russell and Lost's Evangeline Lilly.)

    Bosworth started her career in a role of a friend of the young girl in "The Horse Whisperer" at the age of 14. She was an accomplished rider and went to the audition on a lark. She had her big break in the surfing film "Blue Crush" in 2002 and went on to play in "Wonderland" and "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton."

    She says she's turned down roles that required nudity, but she leaves the option open by saying that she's not sure how she'll feel about it in a few years.

    Now that Bosworth is in a blockbuster film, the buzz is that she's about to hit it big in Hollywood.

    She doesn't see the lack of privacy and stalkerazzi as a problem yet, and is more concerned about her status in Hollywood:

    Question: What are the negative sides of the business? The paparazzi? The lack of privacy?

    "It is not so much that, I think — it's you're hot one second and cold another. It is a business where insecurities can be generated really easily. To make connections with people who are on your side, it begins to feel more like you are part of the community."

    Bosworth says she's not engaged to Orlando Bloom and won't elaborate other than to say she's "very happy."

    She was recently voted the sexiest Lois Lane over Teri Hatcher and Erica Durance.

    One of Kate's eyes is half hazel and half blue, and she has been asked to wear contact lenses to hide it in every movie she's appeared in - except for "Superman Returns." Director Bryan Singer liked Kate's eyes the way they were and now the Lois Lane dolls have eyes that are two colors, just like the actress.

    "Superman Returns" is doing well at the box office, with $21 million on its first opening day.

    Here is Kate shopping at Gucci in NY on 6/27. I don't like her smock dress with the black belt and think she looks like one of the women who works at the cosmetics counter at a department store. Otherwise she's gorgeous. [via]

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    Jun
    30
    Courteney Cox nipple slip


    Coco Cox pulled her mom's top down while they were swimming. Courtney seems to think it's funny, and these pictures are pretty cute. My husband appreciated them too.

    Jennifer Aniston sent Courteney Cox a bizarre present for her 42nd birthday on June 15th - a transexual performer that looked like her character Rachel Green from "Friends":

    According to WENN since Aniston missed Cox's 42nd birthday celebrations Thursday to promote her new film, "The Break-Up," in the UK she was desperate to show the actress she hadn't forgotten the special date.

    So - as described above Aniston thought up a gift to surprise Cox Arquette on her big day.

    Aniston reportedly said, "I made it up to her by sending a tranny impersonator of Rachel. He can cheer anyone up."

    Too bad there aren't any pictures of the tranny with Courteney. That would have been much better than Tori Spelling and her tranny inpersonator.

    Courteney has a great beach body and hasn't succumbed to the super-thin look of some celebrity mothers. There's a picture of her power walking with weights in the latest Us Weekly.

    Pictures from Egotastic via Mollygood.

    Posted to Babies | Courteney Cox | Nude | Photos

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    Jun
    30
    Charlize Theron at the LA Film Festival's "Spirit of Independence"


    Charlize Theron was given the "Spirit of Independence" award at the LA film festival yesterday. Theron says that it's a misconception that you're typecast once you do indie films and can't make the transition to blockbuster movies. That's probably true if you're a statuesque blonde with great talent, but not if you're a short fat character actor:

    The prize, given to George Clooney last year, was set up in 2005 to "recognise an individual for his or her commitment to artistic independence in film".

    "What we love about her is she's made interesting choices," Dawn Hudson of Film Independent, the non-profit body behind the annual festival...

    Her next role is as a heroin-addicted single mother in The Ice at the Bottom of the World, to be directed by British film-maker Sir Alan Parker.

    "I think the biggest misconception about independent film-making is that if you do those movies you'll always be thought of as that kind of actor," Theron said.

    "It's not true. If anything, I hope to have that kind of career, where you can go back and forth and do different things."

    With an academy award and a new serious role in the works, Theron doesn't have to worry much about her career.

    The Spirit of Independence Awards were presented by Virginia Madsen and Jimmy Smits and also honored directors Steve Collins and Amy Berg.

    Here is Charlize at the Spirit of Independence awards with the Target dog, and her boyfriend, actor Stuart Townsend. Her left hand is not visible in these pictures, so we can't see if she's wearing that wedding ring again.

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    Jun
    30
    Matt Dillon and Nicole Richie?


    Nicole Richie was supposedly back with DJ AM for the third time, and was seen getting lunch with him at In-and-Out burger on June 20th. It's hard to keep up, though. Us Weekly says:

    "[Richie and DJ AM] are just friends," insists a source. "She doesn't want to let go, but doesn't want to get back together [either]."
    (From Us Weekly print edition, 7/10/06)

    Richie is playing the delicate game of trying to stay fuck-buddies with her ex to minimize the breakup pain, but keeping her options open. She was spotted with unlikely beau Matt Dillion at Hollywood hotspot Chateau Marmot last week:

    After a Dolce & Gabanna party at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on June 22, a Richie pal tells Hot Stuff that the star, 24, hooked up with Matt Dillion, 42, in a room at the Chateau Marmot. "They have great chemistry," says the friend. Fellow guests at the party earlier in the night say it firsthand: A source says the two.. "cuddled and looked very cozy. They spent the whole time at the party together and seemed so into each other." (Dillon's rep... tells Us, "Someone's making up a story. He spoke to her for five minutes at an event, and that's it..." The pal says Dilon has called Richie since their night together, but adds, "It's not very serious. Nicole is enjoying being single."
    (From Us Weekly print edition, 7/10/06)

    Even if Dillion only spent five minutes with Richie, that's plenty of time for a meaningful relationship to develop. Both Busta Rhymes and Kevin Smith's pal Jason Mewes claim to have had quickies with the tiny socialite.

    Richie and Dillon make an unlikely couple, but Dillon seems like a good guy who's mature enough to commit at least. Maybe something will come of it.

    Dillon will next star in the comedy "You, Me and Dupree" as Kate Hudson's husband. Owen Wilson plays an unwelcome houseguest.

    Here is Richie at the opening of Club Social Hollywood on 6/27. Matt Dillon is shown with director Brett Ratner at a party for the president of the Dominican Republic on 6/23, and at the Dolce & Gabbana party where he hooked up with Nicole Richie on 6/22. He is also seen with his brother, Kevin, at the "Entourage" Season Three New York Premiere after party on 6/7. Only the first picture of Richie is high resolution.

    Get your hair to look like Nicole Richie's with easy to follow instructions at Beauty Riot.

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    Jun
    29
    High Res photos of Mena Suvari pumping gas


    Mena Suvari is content to wear the really tight pants in her relationship and is pumping gas while her younger boyfriend, breakdancer Mike Carrasco, looks on. Carrasco hails from Las Vegas, is four years younger than Suvari, 27, and met her in February of this year. Suvari is divorcing German cinematographer Robert Brinkman, 44, after six years of marriage.

    Pictures [via]

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    Jun
    29
    How would you like to pet those puppies?


    I usually ignore this chick Jodie Marsh, because she's just some British slut who is only famous because she wears outfits like these. I always confuse her with Jordan, but she's two steps down from Jordan. It's hard to pass up these photos, though. She would look over the top at a porn convention, but she was attending the charity premiere of "Just My Luck" in London in this getup.

    Marsh is also shown with the band McFly, which has a single out joking about Lohan's affair McFly's drummer Harry Judd, making it rather funny that they're at the opening of Lohan's crappy movie. Lohan says she never got with Judd, but Judd says she must have a short memory.

    I showed these pictures to my dad. (I'm visiting my family in the states.) He thinks she's desperate and said "how would you like to pet those puppies?"


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    Jun
    29
    Teri Hatcher in a bikini


    Sorry for all the semi-nude female celebrities today. I'm in a hurry and am filling up on pictures rather than leave you with fewer posts brimming with my bad insight.

    Teri Hatcher doesn't have delusions of grandeur like Eva Longwhoria. She says that "Desperate Housewives" is her "dream job" and that she isn't trying to make the move to the big screen:

    Teri Hatcher has laughed off reports she is planning to ditch Desperate Housewives to pursue a career in movies because she insists the hit series is her 'dream job.' The TV beauty was thrilled to have been offered the part of Susan Mayer on the primetime soap.

    She says, "Apparently there was a rumor going around about me wanting to leave 'Desperate Housewives' to do movies. It's not true. I had to laugh because 'Desperate Housewives' is my dream job. I couldn't have a better-suited role for me to play.

    "I work with people I like and respect. I have a seven-minute commute. I have plenty of time to spend with my daughter. And it's as steady a job as Hollywood can offer. Why would I mess with any of that?"

    It's pretty smart of her to realize where her bread and butter come from.

    She looks like she ditching the anorexic look that is so last season and has gained a few essential pounds. It's hip to be fat now, and stars like Victoria Beckham are in denial.

    Pictures [via]

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    Jun
    28
    Paris Hilton prank calls one of her dad's employees


    Paris Hilton went along with a dumb radio prank iniated by some British DJs. They called up a Glasgow Hilton and had her ask for a family discount:

    Asking if she could have a discount on her room rate, The Simple Life star was told by the reservations clerk he'd given her the best rate available.

    The prank was aired on the Real Radio Breakfast Show this morning.

    During the call, Paris was asked by reservations clerk Kevin whether she had a corporate rate at the hotel.

    She was offered a standard queen room for £170 but asked if she could have a discount.

    The sexy star was told by the employee: "There is no discount I can initiate, I’m afraid."

    When she said: "Yes you can", he replied: "That is the cheapest rate I have available to me."

    Paris then informed the clerk that she will get her manager to call back.

    That's stupid, but it isn't as rude as some of the other crap that radio DJs pull on air. It seems rather harmless.

    It does bring up the mind-boggling issue of celebrities thinking they can get stuff heavily discounted and for free. Since when did making lots of money just for showing up entitle celebrities to get things free too? Of course they are great billboards, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't have to pay for stuff like the rest of us.

    Here is Paris arriving at Radio One for her interview on 6/26. When are those terrible bug-eyed sunglasses going to out of fashion? [

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    Jun
    28
    Charlize Theron: Secretly Married?!


    Charlize Theron wore what looked like an engagement and a wedding ring on her left hand to the grand opening of club Social Hollywood last night, June 27. She was accompanied by her boyfriend, Irish actor Stuart Townsend. We spotted an engagement ring on Theron's left hand in late April when she was photographed attending a basketball game with Townsend. There was a rumor shortly afterward that they were planning a secret wedding in Savannah, GA, but nothing seems to have come of that.

    There's no ring on Townsend's left hand, but this still looks suspicious. Whatever the story, Theron is trying to tell us something. Celebrities don't just wear rings on their left ring finger to openings without having an ulterior motive.

    This is kind of an exclusive, because as far as we know we're the first blog to cry wolf about Theron's rings.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Charlize Theron | Engagements | Photos | Stuart Townsend | Weddings

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    Jun
    28
    Nicole did not have a miscarriage right before the wedding


    I bought The National Enquirer partially due to the headline "Nicole's Miscarriage Secret: The heartbreak behind her wedding." The headline makes it seem as if Nicole was pregnant, as everyone has been speculating, but lost the baby right before her wedding to Keith Urban - just like Brenda on "Six Feet Under." This wasn't the case at all.

    All the Enquirer did was recycle the old story of Nicole's miscarriages during her marriage to half-pint Tom Cruise and present it as some big exclusive that caused her pain during her nuptuals. This is a cheap trick to sell papers, and it worked:

    A heartbreaking miscarriage secret tormented Nicole Kidman even as she immersed herself in the joy of her wedding to Keith Urban, the Enquirer has learned exclusively.

    The Oscar-winning actress is now terrified that she won't be able to bear a child for new husband Keith, say sources.

    "Nicole must be haunted by the miscarriage she suffered after first husband Tom Cruise walked out on her," a source revealed.

    "She also apparently suffered an ectopic pregnancy in the past and has dealt with a series of medical issues.

    I think losing two pregnancies weighs heavily on Nicole's mind. And now that she's almost 40, her chances of carrying a child to term are less then they were when she was younger."

    (From The National Enquirer print version)

    How is that news? We already knew Nicole had a miscarriage, and someone speculating that it bothers her does not make the story an exclusive. It's also deceptive of the Enquirer to market it this way.

    It may be a new revelation that Nicole had a second miscarriage, though. The "insider" says she had the ectopic pregnancy right before she married Tom in 1990.

    That's sad for Nicole, but it's ancient history. Nicole is supposedly worried if she can carry a baby now, but who knows if that's true. She may or may not be pregnant, and we'll just have to wait it out and see.

    The Enquirer did have one redeeming feature in the deceptive article - an inset featuring Nicole's men throughout the years. Did you know she dated rapper Q-tip? I didn't.

    Here is a picture of the article as well as some high res pictures of Nicole and Keith in the lobby of their hotel the day after their wedding. They are carrying a present for Keith's father, as it was his birthday. The happy couple is now honeymooning in Tahiti. [via]


    Posted to Fake News | Keith Urban | Nicole Kidman | Photos | Weddings

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    Jun
    28
    What's going on with Jen and Vince? Tabloid roundup.


    This week's National Enquirer has Jen and Vince "on the rocks" and fighting over the fake engagement ring Jen wore to the London premiere of "The Break Up." She had it on her left hand, and gushed about the ring's details to the press. Vince got pissed off and Jen put the ring on her right hand to appease him. Jen and Vince stayed away from each other all night, and a source says they were both in a bad mood and looked sad. We've heard this story before.

    The couple arrived separately... for the premiere on June 14.

    When British journalist Leigh Purves asked Vince if he and Jennifer planned to marry, he barked: "Talk to our people."

    Said Purved: "I'd noticed Jennifer was wearing a ring on her wedding finder. I asked her about it and, looking very coy, she told me: 'It's a 9.5-carat canary diamond ring by Suzy Fabricant. Nice, isn't it?'

    "I told her it was gorgeous, but before Jennifer could say anymore I noticed Vince moving in with a face like thunder."

    Witnesses say Vince, 36, took 37 year-old Jennifer by the arm and marched her off into a corner.

    "Vince gave Jennifer a real tongue-lashing. I overheard him using the words 'cheap' and trick,'" a source told the Enquirer. "Vince was talking in loud whispers. He kept repearing , 'Don't, Don't.'

    "Jennifer looked hurt. She pulled the ring off and slipped it on her right hand."

    (From The National Enquirer print version.)

    At the premiere after party, they sat separately and left separately. They even had different suites in their hotel. From her quotes, she doesn't sound happy about their relationship:

    "I want to be loved, happy and not settle for less than we all deserve. But a relationship by itself is not going to make me survive. It's the cherry on top."

    It sounds like she doesn't care if the cherry is there or not, and as if she's trying to justify their stormy relationship.

    US Weekly claims to have "The Truth about Jen & Vince" and refutes the rumors that she's engaged and/or pregnant while making it seem like their relationship is fine. They use the one picture of them having dinner together in France and say that she's moving to Chicago as proof of their solid relationship. They quote a source saying "Both of them are so happy, They are an amazing couple."

    We doubt that everything is fine, because neither of them seems happy or is willing to admit much about the other to the press. They've been together for two years. Isn't that long enough to go public with their relationship?

    Here are pictures we took of the stories in question. Hopefully they're legible. There are also two pictures of Jen leaving "The Break Up" after party in London on 6/14. [via]

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    Jun
    28
    Britney on the cover of Harper's Bazaar


    Britney was set to do a pregnant semi-nude Harper's Bazaar spread just like Demi Moore, but she pulled it. Someone sent the airbrushed pictures to BritneySpy.com, and now they're all over. Why did Britney pull the pictures? She probably was advised against it by her "christian life coach," who is also said to be behind Britney and Kevin's recent reconciliation.

    Now that I'm in the states I have the mixed blessing of being able to read the tabloids, and will report on Us Weekly's glowing coverage of Kevin and Britney's reunion shortly.

    In the mean time, here are Britney's Harper's Bazaar photos. They're trashy, but that's just how she comes off anyway. Add a shag rug and pose her nude and you just magnify that quality. Also, Sean Preston is cute and all, but doesn't he have any other expression? He always seems to look the same. Maybe that's how he copes.

    Thanks to Just Jared for these photos.


    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Magazines | Photos

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    Jun
    27
    Pictures of Brad Pitt's Hollywood Home


    Brad Pitt's reveals that he's an adoring father in an upcoming Newsweek interview. He also makes it clear that he and Angelina plan to adopt again:

    Brad Pitt says fatherhood is "absolutely sublime". The actor, whose baby daughter with Angelina Jolie is a month old, has also co-adopted her first two children, Cambodian Maddox and little Zahara, from Ethiopia.

    He told Newsweek magazine being a father had made him more of an activist on issues such as child poverty.

    "Whether you have them or adopt them, they're all blood," Pitt said of his brood. "And the funniest people I've ever met."

    The 42-year-old added: "I look at Zahara and imagine what her life could have been.

    "You want to grab as many of these kids in your arms as you can.
    "They need our help, and we should be doing more."

    He sounds a lot like Angelina, and he should credit her with his activism, but at least she was a good influence on him. He would be probably be bitching about the rabbits in his front yard if he was still with Aniston.

    Here are pictures of Pitt's lovely modernist home from the July, 2006 issue of Elle Decoration courtesy of Just Jared. His interest in saving the world may be due to Angelina, but his love of architecture is entirely his own, and the man has excellent taste.

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    Jun
    27
    Recent candids of Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, and baby Kingston


    You may have seen these pictures already, but they're just so cute we couldn't resist publishing them. Here are Gwen Stefan and her husband Gavin Rossdale out with their newborn, Kingston. Stefani and Kingston are seen watching Rossdale play tennis on 6/17 and out walking on 6/24.

    Gwen Stefani is going to star in a remake of Tennessee Williams' "Baby Doll," which was originally released as a film in 1956:

    If you believe what you read, new mom Gwen Stefani is planning to star in another movie, and she may play the lead role in Tennessee Williams 'Baby Doll', according to a published report.

    According to Moviehole.net, the movie is about a beautiful young woman who promises her husband, who is an unsuccessful businessman, that their marriage will be consummated a year after their wedding.

    The woman's husband, who wants badly to make love to her and launch his business into success, decides to set his enemy's plant on fire.

    After his enemy's plant is nothing but ashes leftover from the blazing fire, the enemy has no choice but to use the gorgeous woman's husband's plant for cotton production, but things begin to go all wrong once he's introduced to 'Baby Doll'.

    Stefani seems like a good choice to play a vampy retro character, and it's sure to be a juicy role.

    Here is the cute family on 6/17 and 6/24.

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    Jun
    27
    Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams at Lunch


    Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams were snapped at "Bubby's" restaurant in Tribeca last week. Ledger said he wanted some time off from filming to be a stay at home dad to eight month-old Matilda. It looks like he has been enjoying his role by not bothering to shave or bathe.

    Ledger and Williams are scheduled to begin working on the weird "I'm Not There" Bob Dylan biopic this summer. The film will feature different actors and actresses playing the singer throughout his life. Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Julianne Moore and Richard Gere will join them in the film.

    Reader Phyllis of HeathHeathens.com was not happy with our characterization of Ledger as a crybaby after his father revealed that he hightailed it out of Australia when the paparrazi squirted him with water on the red carpet. Ledger was composed at the time, but was said to have broken down and cried afterwards and asked his father to sell his Australian home. It turns out that Ledger was harassed by the paparrazi beyond what is allowable in the states, and that photographers delighted in tormenting him. People were camped out in his backyard and held a press conference on his front lawn. Phyllis says that Ledger probably never spat at the paparrazi as reported, and that he moved out of Australia after months of enduring constant monitoring. She says that "Heath is a very gentle and private person. He doesn't have an ego."

    Heath always came off as aloof and cool to me, but maybe that's a defense mechanism. I finally saw "Brokeback Mountain" and have to say that he's a superb actor, and that it was one of the best films I've ever seen. Like Heath, I cried like a baby at the end.

    Here are Heath and Michelle looking cute and cuddly at lunch. [via]

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    Jun
    26
    Britney to sue 8 tabloids from offshore for maximum results


    Britney is planning to sue 8 different tabloids for reporting that her marriage is in trouble, but she's not going to do it from the states, where celebrities are considered public personalities and are fair game by law - she's filed suit in Ireland, where her chances of winning are much higher:

    BELFAST is looking to challenge London as the libel capital of the world as some of America’s biggest stars, including the singers Britney Spears and Whitney Houston, prepare to sue through its courts.

    Spears is to sue the National Enquirer, based in Florida, for reports that her marriage to Kevin Federline was at an end. She is also suing seven other US and British publications that repeated the claims.

    Foreign claimants have long been attracted to London because of the strict libel laws, but Belfast offers the prospect of high payouts, faster justice and lower costs.

    Paul Tweed, senior partner at Johnson’s solicitors, who has been instructed by Spears, said he was also being consulted by Houston, Paula Abdul, the singer, and Steve Bing, film producer and father of Liz Hurley’s son Damian...

    One law firm, which represents American celebrities suing in London, said: “They come to the UK because it is a good place to sue. In the US there is a public figure defence which means that if you have celebrity status you can’t sue anybody in America unless you can show that they acted from malice.”

    Paul Tweed, senior partner at Johnson’s solicitors, who has been instructed by Spears, said he was also being consulted by Houston, Paula Abdul, the singer, and Steve Bing, film producer and father of Liz Hurley’s son Damian.

    Belfast has similar libel laws to England, but waiting lists are shorter and the costs can be 75% lower. Many cases go to juries, which make higher awards. In one Belfast case Barney Eastwood, the boxing promoter, received an award of £450,000, the highest in Irish legal history.

    If an American publication does not have assets in Britain, Tweed sues distributors and website hosts. He is currently taking action against Yahoo!

    It doesn't seem fair that celebrities can just file suit from England or Ireland in order to get around US libel laws, but major corporations avoid paying taxes by incorporating overseas. Exploiting tax and legal loopholes is just one of the ways that people hold onto their undeserved millions.

    Here is Britney with Sean Preston and her mom and sister outside of Nobu. K-Fed was there, too, but is not pictured. There was supposedly a paparrazi fight as photographers jockied for pictures of the pregnant star. TMZ has a video of it, with people saying "back off" and swearing, but it doesn't seem as exciting as they make it out to be. We were hoping for some punches and hair-pulling.

    Pictures and tabloid story [via]

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    Jun
    26
    Brangelina baby shower photos were stolen - here come the lawyers


    Predictably enough, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's legal team have sent out notices to several blogs to pull the baby shower pictures that capture their clients in private moments. The digital card with the photos was stolen, they say. They never sent notice to us, but TMZ is a higher-profile site and was threatened with a lawsuit:

    We understand that the person who stole the Stolen Photos, or an accomplice, has been offering them for sale to the various media outlets and celebrity content websites, and may have offered the Stolen Photos to you.

    This letter is to provide you with notice that the Stolen Photos are copyright protected, to which my clients own right and title thereto. Any unauthorized publication, reproduction or dissemination of the Stolen Photos constitutes an infringement of my clients' copyrights in violation of the U.S. Copyright Act, Title 17 of the United States Code Section 101, et seq., and exposes you, and anyone else acting in concert with you, to civil liability, damages, injunctive relief and reimbursement of all attorneys' fees and costs incurred by my clients in connection with any copyright infringement action. Furthermore, if any monies are paid for the purchase of the Stolen Photos, you will be engaged in the purchase of stolen property.

    In addition, under the circumstances that the Stolen Photos were taken, namely, at private and personal events on private property, my clients had a reasonable expectation of enjoying total privacy. The publication of the photos would therefore constitute a unlawful invasion and violation of my clients' right of privacy and would also be an unauthorized commercial appropriation of their names, likenesses and personas.

    Anyone who publishes, disseminates, displays or otherwise exploits the Stolen Photos will be liable for substantial compensatory damages, punitive damages, and injunctive relief. If you publish or disseminate and of the Stolen Photos, our clients will take further legal action to protect their rights, including by the filing of a lawsuit seeking compensatory and punitive damages, statutory damages for copyright violations, and attorneys' fees.

    We'll take 'em down shortly, but as much as people like Angelina and Brad - they're too heavy handed with legal and security tactics. This is the cost of fame. If you don't like it, then don't try to fight it with all your might and just stop making movies. You could be gracious about it and play it up for what it's worth, but no, you have to fight every picture tooth and nail.

    I understand not wanting someone to publish all 450 pictures, but making a huge fuss and threatening bloggers for publishing three of the pictures is ridiculous.

    It's like the music industry acting all indignant that people are copying digital music. It's the nature of the medium, and that's how these things work. Digital files spread - get over it, and use it to your advantage.

    Angelina decided to close down an entire country to give birth. What gives her that right? Namibia's National Society for Human Rights claims that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are acting like "Colonial Overlords" and that they have no right to use an entire government to shield themselves from the paparrazi. The NSHR said "To shut down a national border so she can give birth in peace is a massive abuse of power."

    To shut down a bunch of websites so people can't see your cute baby shower pictures is also a massive abuse of power. It's not on the same scale, but they're abusive. Fans made them popular and fans pay for their luxurious lifestyle. Just because they do some charity work doesn't mean that they don't have to play the game.

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    Jun
    26
    "Pirates of the Caribbean 2" Premiere with Keira Knightley and Johnny Depp


    Pirates of the Caribbean 2 premiered at Disneyland in Anaheim, California on June 24th. The film draws inspiration from the ride of the same name at the Disney theme parks. Pissed off fans and press waited nearly 6 hours at Disneyland for a chance to see the stars, who were gone all too quickly:

    There was a pre-party with grog and grub at the Blue Bayou and Café Orleans for the premiere guests. They could also ride the new Pirates ride that features characters from the film: Jack Sparrow, his nemesis Captain Barbossa, and the squid-faced Davy Jones and then fill three huge red, yellow and green bleachers to view the film scheduled to be shown on an outdoor screen at around 9 p.m.

    But by 7:30, the fans out on the carpet were getting hungry and hoarse, children began whimpering and even the seasoned press was turning surly.

    “We’ve been standing here 5 hours and we’ve not seen a single lead actor from the film,” groused a KTLA reporter. “This is insane. Why would they make us stand out here this long?” Even a befuddled German reporter asked, “Is this normal?..."

    At 8:15 p.m., frenzied screaming came from the carpet entrance. Down the line, cameramen on step ladders reported seeing Depp, Knightley and Bloom’s heads. The actors are posing for photos, zig-zagging down the carpet, talking to TV crews, then running over to shake hands and sign autographs for fans. That’s why it’s taking so long.

    But it's getting late, almost 9 p.m., and the very real fear is that the film's stars will be yanked away by publicists and taken into the party so the film can begin...

    Desperate reporters, sensing doom, start to break ranks. Mutinuous USA Today, People and Us Weekly scribes climb over the metal bars and run down the carpet to try to talk to Depp, who is surrounded by Disney pubs, his personal pub, Robin Baum, and roughly two dozen black-suited security guards, wearing headsets.

    ”If you have movie tickets, go in and take your seats,” warns a stern guard. We’re taking him in. The movie has to start!”

    The carpet has become a mob scene. Guards are getting nervous. Reporters are pleading with publicists. Cameras keep flashing. Fans are screaming, "Joooohnnnyyy!" Suddenly the situation implodes as the guards surround Depp and rush their celebrity charge down the carpet.

    Reporters and cameramen have to run ahead of the Depp Delta Force, as if trying to outrun a molten lava flow. “Keep moving! Keep moving! Keep moving!,” the guards shout.

    Just a few frenzied minutes later and it’s all over. Depp is gone. After waiting for six hours, disgruntled reporters pack up and leave. And countless disappointed fans only got a split-second glimpse of Depp’s fedora.

    That's annoying that people were made to wait so long. Disneyland didn't plan it correctly and should not have told people to show up so early.

    "Pirates of the Caribbean 2" opens on July 7th.

    Here are pictures from the premiere of Keira Knightley, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom. I really like Keira's dress and think it's a good choice for the premiere of this semi-spooky film. Also shown are Christina Applegate, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Stacy Keibler, Daisy Fuentes and the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger. [via]

    Posted to Jennifer Love Hewitt | Johnny Depp | Keira Knightly | Movies | Orlando Bloom | Photos | Premieres

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    Jun
    26
    Anne Hathaway was sexually harassed by Stanley Tucci


    A lot of the crap that happens on movie sets would be a fireable, sueable offense in any office anywhere. Celebrities tell stories about their co-stars messing around and sexually harassing them during filming, and although they try to play it off, they're saying these things because they want people to know what they went through.

    Case in point: Anne Hathaway. She was totally harassed by Stanley Tucci on the set of "The Devil Wears Prada." She says Tucci elbowed her in the chest repeatedly and she had to tell him to stop. The asshole didn't just do it once, he did it again and again and it was painful and probably embarassing to her:

    Actress Anne Hathaway says her co-star Stanley Tucci is obsessed with her breasts.

    The 'Devil Wears Prada' actress revealed her cheeky colleague would repeatedly elbow her in the chest to demonstrate his fondness of her assets.

    She said: "He would just smack me in my boob and elbow me.

    "It really hurt, so, after about the fourth time, I finally said, 'Stanley, can you please stay away from my t**s?'"

    However, the curvaceous brunette insists Tucci wasn't deterred by her request.

    She added: "He got really flustered and said, 'What do you expect? You're flinging those melons around like its harvest season'."

    What an asshole! I would kill the guy - after I sued him for sexual harassment. I'm serious, there's no way I would tolerate being treated like that by a coworker.

    There shouldn't be different rules for performers and office workers - when you're on the job, you're not supposed to grab people. Tucci should know better.

    Sure some of the sexual harassment guidelines are a bit strict, and some people like to talk smack, but sexual jokes and comments - if they're not directed at someone or threatening - are much different than elbowing someone in the chest and telling them they're "flinging their melons" around.

    Stanley Tucci does not have a fabulous career, and he does not deserve one if this is how he treats women.

    Another actor who probably deserves his career slump is Ben Affleck. Director Kevin Smith said Affleck engaged in the bizarre practice of sneaking up behind him while he was sitting and putting his balls on Smith's bare neck while they were working. Christina Applegate also said that Ben put his "junk" on a suitcase during filming for "Surviving Christmas." Maybe now that he's a father he'll keep his "junk" in his pants where it belongs.

    Here is Hathaway outside Nobu restaurant on 6/12 with her boyfriend, real estate developer Raffaello Follieri. She is also seen in InStyle Magazine, and in one candid at "The Devil Wears Prada" after party on 6/19.

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    Jun
    25
    High Res photos from Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's wedding


    Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were married in a candlelit Catholic ceremony in Sydney on Sunday:

    The all-candlelight ceremony took place just after sundown Sunday night at Sydney, Australia's Cardinal Cerretti Memorial Chapel on St. Patrick's Estate at Manly.

    Guests at the black-tie event included Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman, Naomi Watts and Rupert Murdoch.

    Kidman's wedding party consisted of her sister Antonia, who was her maid of honor, and daughter Isabella, 13, who was her bridesmaid. Antonia's daughter, Lucia, was a flower girl. On the groom's side were Urban's brother Shane, who served as best man, and longtime buddy Marlon Holden, who produced Urban's first solo album in 1991.

    Kidman wore a dress by Nicolas Ghesquiere for Balenciaga. Her father, Antony, walked her down the aisle under the dramatic glow of a spotlight. She kept her veil on throughout the ceremony, only lifting it when it came time to say the (very traditional) vows.

    Nicole cried all the way to the church in the car and then she cried all during the ceremony and had to wipe her eyes under the veil," a guest tells PEOPLE. "It was the most emotional and beautiful ceremony. Nicole looked ethereal with her veil floating, like a vision in white. ... Keith cried when he looked at her.

    "It was so intense," the guest says. "When her veil was lifted, he moved right in and he grabbed her and kissed her. It was a long, passionate kiss. (Then) everything went from being quiet and elegant and intense to really loud, like we were suddenly at a soccer game. There was screaming and hollering and such excitement.

    "But when Nicole and Keith looked at each other it was like they were the only two people in the room. They are so deeply in love. It was the most incredible wedding."

    In lieu of gifts, guests were asked to donate to the Sydney Children's Hospital.

    Both Jackman and Crowded House's Neil Finn performed at the reception, which had a "passion" theme and red color scheme – including red carnations hanging from huge chandeliers and red roses on the tables.

    Either the rumors were untrue or Keith decided at the last minute not to perform at the reception, because it was said that he was planning to serenade Nicole.

    It sounds lovely and quite romantic. Best wishes to Keith and Nicole.

    Here are pictures from the wedding, including a high-res version of the official wedding photo and one high-res of Nicole in the car outside the wedding [via]. The other wedding photos are medium-sized. The other high-res photos are of Nicole on the day before the wedding outside her parents' house.


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    Jun
    25
    More leaked Brangelina baby shower photos


    Thanks to Millie for pointing out the other two pictures leaked from Angelina Jolie's baby shower. [via] People are saying that it's crappy of one of their friends to shop the pictures around, but that it's likely that they're stolen. One commentor on DListed notes that there's a rumor that one of Brad's bodyguards is behind it.

    The photo of Angelina and Zahara on the beach is lovely, and it's nice to see Brad and Angelina laughing and looking like they're having a good time.

    We'll have to wait and see where these photos turn up and who gets threatened with a lawsuit. It's sure to be big news come Monday.

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    Jun
    24
    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt baby shower pic


    Celebirty Baby Blog had this picture that's supposedly from Angelina Jolie's baby shower showing the heavily pregnant actress wearing a feather boa and joking around with Brad:

    We were emailed earlier this evening by a person claiming to have a memory stick containing 450 digital photos of the Jolie-Pitt family while they were still in Africa. This person is shopping the photos around to papers and magazines, but included a few picture files, including this shot, in their email. It is supposedly from Angelina and Brad's baby shower - very cute!

    Whoever has those 450 digital photos of the Jolie-Pitts could easily retire on the income from selling the pictures, but doesn't have a clue how to market them properly if they're e-mailing blogs about it. (No offense to the fabulous Celebrity Baby Blog.)

    Stay tuned as more pictures are released. They're sure to spread like wildfire.

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    Jun
    23
    Look who else is going black - Paris


    Paris Hilton has been spotted out in wigs in a lame attempt to go incognito several times. This latest look isn't surprising, except she's at a public event so she shouldn't have bothered. She was at the O2 wireless festival with her friend Caroline D'Amore.

    Paris' ten-minute affair with French Canadian hockey goalie Jose Theodore during the Much Music festival has led his baby's momma to dump him. Paris was seen holding hands with Theodore and now his life is fucked up beyond repair:

    A Toronto tryst with celebrity heiress Paris Hilton appears to have cost former Habs goalie Jose Theodore his relationship with the mother of his three-month-old daughter.

    The TQS French-language television network has reported that Stephanie Cloutier ended their eight-year relationship and kicked the sports star out of their Montreal home this week after learning about the affair.

    Photos of Hilton and Theodore holding hands were printed in newspapers and across the country.

    "Stephanie Cloutier has kicked Theo out of her life and her house," TQS culture reporter Marie-Christine Proulx reported.

    Good for Stephanie! If only all of the women sleeping with Paris' exes would dump them, we could reduce the spread of herpes throughout the population of hot but dumb 20-somethings.

    Paris' new single "Stars are Blind" is out, and while it's catchy people are wondering if she can actually sing. It's being called the "musical equivalent of airbrushing."

    Paris is shown yesterday at the O2 wireless festival and on 6/20 at the launch of the T-Mobile sidekick. She's wearing a white glove so she mustn't want her hands to touch any sidekicks infested with other celebrity germs. The dress isn't so bad, but check out her ridiculous yellow shoes with the giant bows and her nautical-theme earrings!

    Pictures [via]

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    Jun
    23
    Angelina Jolie commissioned nude pregnancy portraits


    Angelina Jolie posed for a series of portraits chronicalling her pregnancy. She had the artist, Don Bachardy, flown into Namibia and had him sworn to secrecy about the project:

    The 'Tomb Raider' actress commissioned US artist Don Bachardy to paint three portraits of her to record the different stages of her pregnancy.

    However, the revealing paintings may never been seen by the public because they are likely to remain in Angelina's private collection.

    A source said: "Angelina has asked him not to talk about or show the portraits to anyone."

    Bachardy - who has also painted Rita Hayworth, Jack Nicholson and Bette Davis - flew to Paris and Namibia to paint the 'Tomb Raider' actress before she gave birth to daughter Shiloh Nouvel last month.

    Artist Dan Bachardy is a 72 year-old gay man, and has had his work shown at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the National Portrait Gallery in London, and the Smithsonian art museum.

    His portraits are stylized views of the subjects and can be revealing but aren't realistic enough to embarass. Bachardy uses heavy strokes, shading and light to make peop look slightly cartoonish. Angelina's pictures are sure to be tasteful and probably don't give away much more of her naked body than we've already seen.

    Meanwhile Angelina has brought Shiloh to visit her ailing mother, French actress Marcheline Bertrand, in LA. Bertrand has been under care for cancer, and was not well enough to fly to Namibia to see her grandchild after the birth. (thanks xiaoecho!)

    A paparrazo was arrested outside of four year old Maddox's daycare yesterday. The guy was hiding in the bushes trying to get pictures of the tot when a member of Jolie-Pitt's agressive security force nabbed him. He was then arrested and released on $1,000 bail.

    Here are some random older Angelina Jolie photoshoots for your viewing pleasure. Thanks to babyface at Hollywood's Best.

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    Jun
    23
    High res photos of Britney's new black hair


    The trainwreck that is Britney Spears just hit another small child left wandering on the tracks by its bad mother. She went on national primetime television without consulting her publicist, got rid of Perry, the one good thing that's happened to her since she busted a knee and hooked up with K-Fed, and dyed her trademark blonde hair black.

    No one was with Britney when she made her typically ignorant and arrogant comments to Matt Lauer on "Dateline." She brushed off her publicists, and didn't have a stylist or makeup artist help her get ready. It was all too evident:

    "Neither of her publicists, Leslie Sloane Zelnick or Nanci Ryder, showed up," said our source. Spears insisted on doing her own hair and makeup - a regrettable decision. Web sites derided her hair as a "rat's nest" and, when she started crying during the interview, one of her fake eyelashes fell off. "When [the NBC crew] got there, they thought they had the wrong day . . . During the interview, no one was there to rein things in," we're told.

    Spears, when asked about Kevin Federline being with a pregnant Shar Jackson when they first met, shot back, "Julia Roberts' husband had a pregnant wife when he hooked up with Julia, but no one ever talked about that!" Spears wore flip-flops, a see-through tank and micro-mini jeans. Reps tried to control the damage on Friday. "They asked NBC not to release footage to places like E!," said a source. Asked why Spears was on her own for the interview, Sloane Zelnick said, "Britney is a grown-up and makes her own decisions."

    Britney probably popped into the local CVS to make her own decision to dye her hair this jet black color. Everyone thought it was a poor wig disguise at first, but now it's clear that this is Britney's own hair. (plus extensions.)

    The poor girl must have thought she was trying to escape from the paparrazi "Fugitive" style, but she just managed to make herself a more interesting target.

    Readers noted after seeing the pictures of Britney and Sean Preston riding around in a golf cart last week that the tot looked sunburned. Yesterday's photographs show his red little face and head. Britney would say "stuff happens with kids," but it doesn't usually happen if you take a little time for precautions. Britney may make her own decisions, but they affect her child and she needs a lot of help.

    Update: Britney is said to have turned down a $3.6 million deal to be the new face of Kleenex in a bid for the tissue company to cash in on her tearful down and out image. The source is some British rag, though, and it sounds like something that is completely fabricated.

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    Jun
    22
    Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban to be married this weekend


    Nicole Kidman's children, Conner and Isabella, have arrived in Australia for their mom's wedding to Keith Urban. The wedding details are a well-guarded secret, but sources say that it will take place this Sunday, June 25th:

    NICOLE KIDMAN's children ISABELLA and CONNOR have arrived in Australia for the actress' wedding to KEITH URBAN, without their father TOM CRUISE. Isabella, aged 13 and 11-year-old Connor arrived at Kidman's Sydney Harbour mansion with their grandmother JANELLE after flying in on a private jet from Tokyo, where they had been on a publicity tour with their dad.

    Kidman and country star Urban will marry this weekend. They have kept details fiercely guarded, but the nuptials are expected to take place in on Sunday (25JUN06).

    A marquee is currently being erected at a Catholic church in the Sydney suburb Manly, where the wedding is expected to take place.

    Tom Cruise didn't travel to Australia with his children, but he supposedly sent Kidman a blurry far-off picture of a baby that is supposed to be Suri as a present for her birthday. The botoxed beauty turned 39 on Sunday, and received the photo from her ex with the handwritten caption "A very nappy birthday to you."

    That doesn't sound true to us and the source is not that solid. If it is true, it lends some slight credibility to the rumor that Kidman is pregnant with her first biological child. She was seen with a tummy hanging out of her sweatpants during a recent yoga class, and seems to have some sort of a bump in these recent pictures.

    Kidman is shown at the Shanghai International Film Festival and an Omega watches promotional event in China on June 17th. [via]

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    Jun
    22
    Victoria Silvstedt receiving oral sex on the beach (sorta NSFW)


    Victoria Silvstedt's new boyfriend is a little troll. He has buck teeth and a belly and is about a foot shorter than her. He must be richer than sin to land 1997's Playmate of the Year. From the looks of these pictures of him giving her oral off a dock in Sardinia, [via] he knows what he's doing in that department because she's clearly pleased.

    Sky News published a story about these pictures on June 14th, called "Who are little 'n large?" but it has been removed from their site.

    Swedish model Silvstedt is 31.

    Posted to Photos | Sex | Sexy | Victoria Silvstedt

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    Jun
    22
    David Spade wants to propose to Heather Locklear


    David Spade may be set to pop the question to bitchy hottie Heather Locklear. The mismatched couple has tried to lay low during Locklear's high profile divorce from Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora. Sambora is putting the blocks to publicity hound Denise Richards, who lived right next door to Locklear and Sambora and encouraged Locklear to divorce him.

    David Spade reportedly wants to get hitched to Heather Locklear.

    “I’m so in love it’s ridiculous,” Spade told a “friend,” according to Life & Style weekly. “Never in my life did I think I’d be with someone so gorgeous and successful. She knows I’m going to ask. It’s all about timing.”

    Spade’s rep issued a “no comment,” but the mag reports that the “Just Shoot Me” star plans to pop the question this summer.

    Spade and Locklear were said to have broken up back in mid-May after a romance that hit the tabs in April that no one believed anyway. When these pictures of Space and Locklear at the beach [via] came out at the beginning of the month it seemed like the unbelievable could be true.

    Locklear isn't likely to accept Spade's proposal if this is true. While Spade has defended her, saying she's still "nursing the knife wounds in her back" from her failed friendship with Denise Richards, he doesn't seem like a good match for Locklear. He's a short comic with no sex appeal, and she's well - Heather Locklear. She surprised her husband with divorce papers and she doesn't seem ready to settle down again in a rebound relationship.

    Here are Spade and Locklear at the beach and Locklear getting into her car on 4/13. [via]

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    Jun
    22
    Celebrities wearing the same dress



    Sky.co.uk had a huge image gallery of celebrities wearing the same dress to different events.

    A notable exception to this was Gayle King and Alfre Woodard who wore the same floaty orange Pamella Roland dress to the 2006 Tony Awards. They both played it off like it wasn't a big deal and happily posed for photographs together.

    Speaking of dress disasters, Star Magazine thought it was a huge scandal that Julia Roberts wore the same dress twice in seven years. She was seen in the hot red Vivienne Tam number when attending the "Notting Hill" premiere in 1999. She wore the dress again to the closing night of her Broadway show "Three Days of Rain" this year. We applaud Roberts for recycling the dress, and think that if it's still in fashion, seven years is plenty of time to wait to wear it again. It must be a slow news week if Star is acting like it's a huge faux pas on Roberts' part.

    To access pictures of celebrities wearing the same dress, choose any of the thumbnails below, or visit the "Same Dress" Gallery Index page.
    Dates and designers are listed where known.

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    Jun
    21
    Are Jay-Z and Beyonce over?


    SocialRank claims to have an exclusive that Jay-Z and Beyonce are calling off their relationship due to too much time apart and too many conflicts. There was a rumor last month that they were getting married after Jay-Z lost weight on a diet supervised by Beyonce, but that was influenced by Beyonce's own success in the dieting department and didn't seem like a strong enough indication that they were preparing for a wedding:

    New York’s hip-hop royalty couple of Jay-Z and Beyonce are ending their relationship before the walk down the aisle and anticipated stunner of the wedding dress. After months of speculation the numerous sources attached very close to the couple confirm that Beyonce has had it with Jay-Z and his immature, champagne drinking impresario image. “She wants a man, who supports her, loves her, stand by her side”, a source told SocialRank. “B is sick of him possessively trying to keep things private. She doesn’t feel enough affection or love from him”.

    Jay-Z has been completely immersed with his Island Def Jam work for the last couple of months, while spending all his free time at the offices or games of New Jersey Nets. Beyonce meanwhile went to Cannes and to the Walk of Fame Induction ceremony all by herself, feeling lonely and unsupported. “Jay is obsessed with keeping basketball game scores” another very close source to the couple is saying. “Beyonce is looking to the future. Her sister Solange already has a baby. Her own parents have an amazing, fulfilling relationship and she not only wants a steady career, she wants to have tight family circle around her as well”.

    The Page Six publicized basketball game fight wasn’t a first blow-out the couple has experienced lately. Private fights, ignored telephone calls, screaming arguments have been the theme of the couple’s last couple of months. “It has simply become too much”, a source confides. “Beyonce realized that two of them just might be incompatible and their relationship is really a lie they both were trying to believe in”. They came together to LA Reid’s birthday bash last week and put on the “happy couple” show. But inside out source observes. “Beyonce simply feels empty. She wants to spend this important Dreamgirls year for her with someone who understands her and relates to her a lot more”.

    [via]

    It sounds like they're both too busy to spend time together, and that Jay-Z is too focused on sports and partying to settle down. That is really common and I have dated guys like that. As much as you love them, you have to move on to someone who has the same goals in life and is ready for a long term commitment.

    Beyonce was said to be jealous of Jay-Z's very close working relationship with hot singer Rhianna, but it doesn't seem like Jay-Z and Rhianna were having more than a flirtatious friendship.

    There is only a single source for this news now, so until it's confirmed and reported all over we aren't sure it's true. Even if it's spot-on, it will probably be a while before the breakup is acknowledged.

    Here are Beyonce and Jay-Z taking care not to be photographed together as they leave a NY hotel on 6/12, and some candids of Beyonce in NY alone on 6/15. [via]

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    Jun
    20
    Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, and Cisco Adler at the Beach

    Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton and her on and off-boyfriend, Cisco Adler, hit the beach this weekend. Richie is shown letting Mischa's little dog, Ziggy, lick her on the lips.

    Whitestarr frontman Cisco insists everything between him and Barton is fine, and that stories of their breakup are not true. He says Mischa is busy working and that's why they weren't photographed together in a while.

    Nicole Richie's dad has supposedly promised her a luxury Caribbean cruise with friends if she gains weight. Lionel Richie so worried about his daughter's health that he thought up the vacation as an incentive. Given all of luxuries Nicole enjoys on a daily basis, this doesn't seem like it will be an effective strategy. It's kind of Richie to be concerned about his daughter, though.

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    Jun
    20
    Mira Sorvino and her newborn pictures


    Unlikely Oscar winner Mira Sorvino, 38, posed for photographs with her much younger surfer-boy husband Chris Backus, 24, and their second child, 3 and a half week-old newborn, Johnny Christopher King Backus. The couple also has a one and a half year-old girl, Mattea Angel.

    Just like Rachel Weisz, Sorvino looks to be a dedicated mother to her newborn and has not had her hair done for this photoshoot. We're just saying.

    Everyone is so cute together and they look like a happy little family. We wish their little girl would have posed for pictures too.

    Update: Images removed upon request.

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    Jun
    17
    Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky Baby Photos


    Wireimage has these beautiful pictures of Rachel Weisz, Darren Aronofsky and their two-week old mystery baby. Oscar winner Weisz, 35, is engaged to director Aronofsky, whose work includes "Requiem for a Dream." Wireimage didn't even list the baby's name in the captions for these pictures, simply calling him the couple's son, but Rachel-Weisz.net says he's called "Henry Chance," which is quite normal for a celebrity baby.

    Weisz must be a dedicated mommy because she didn't even take time out to wash her hair for this photoshoot.

    Update: Images removed upon request.

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    Jun
    13
    Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale with little Kingston


    Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale show off little two and a half week-old Kingston in OK! Magazine.

    NoDoubtWeb has a reprint of the OK! accompanying story, which mostly focuses on Gwen's fashion sense, how cute and likeable the family is, and the fact that Gwen plans to shape up quickly:

    Since the birth Gwen, who managed to keep at the forefront of fashion throughout her pregnancy, has not let motherhood stand in the way of getting back into shape. Looking forward to motherhood, she said: 'I'm hoping my children will save me from my vanity.' But the owner of one of the most famously toned turns in the business has already started training again and was even spotted out jogging just a week after the birth. Speaking before the birth, Gwen admitted: 'I'm looking forward to my post-pregnancy diet and I'm going to train.'

    Famous for bearing her midriff, there are rumours Gwen is now planning to cover up her Caesarean scar with a tattoo of roses and angels.
    Gwen and Gavin's completed family comes almost 11 years after they first met and four years after they tied the knot in wedding ceremonies in LA and London. Speaking about their relationship, Gavin said: 'She's a top girl. We're made for each other.'

    The couple currently split their time between their homes in Los Feliz, California and the Primrose Hill area of north London.

    Gwen, Gavin and little Kingston plan to move to a bigger house in California. The home where they now live in Los Feliz was purchased by Gwen in 1998 and seems too small for the growing family.

    Pictures [via]

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    Jun
    13
    Did Britney drive with Sean Preston in the front seat again?!


    X17online, which seems to be the official blog of the X17 paparrazi photo agency, claims to have an exclusive with pictures that show Britney getting into the front seat of her gas-guzzling Escalade with nine month-old Sean Preston. As commentors note, it's impossible to tell if she sits with SP on her lap as she has so eloquently defended as a "country" practice, or if she climbs into the back of the huge vehicle to put him safely in his carseat. Given Britney's reputation, it's hard to speculate whether she would have learned yet that people are watching her and that she needs to be careful, or if she would behave according to stereotype and continue to make dumb decisions that threaten her baby's safety. We're not sure, and are posting these pictures to get your comments.

    Here is also a video preview of Britney's Dateline interview, which airs in part on Thursday morning on the Today Show and can be seen in full in a special that evening. She seems really pitiful, and I wish she would just lay low for a while and try to get her identity back rather than granting an interview. Sure she wants people to know that everything is just fine with her sad relationship, but she can't keep it together and shouldn't be talking to the press.

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Photos | Video

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    Jun
    13
    Jennifer Aniston still looks pregnant


    People are saying she's bloated or whatever, but she really looks pregnant to me. Look how she poses defensively on the red carpet, holding her hands over her stomach and looking like she's trying to hide something. I think she's wearing a girdle here but still has a bump. It's below her belly button, not in the stomach area where it should be. If you look at the candid of her outside the Rodin museum, you can see a definite rounding. I may be wishing and hoping for this, since it would make such juicy gossip considering the situation, but I do believe it's true.

    Life and Style Weekly is reporting that Aniston is pregnant. Yes I know that doesn't make it true, but someone else is reporting it!

    Here is Aniston at a "Break Up" screening and photocall in Germany on June 12th and at the gardens of the Rodin museum in Paris on June 11th.

    Posted to Babies | Jennifer Aniston | Movies | Photos | Premieres | Vince Vaughn

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    Jun
    13
    Britney's Manny Perry's drunken Navy past - with family photos


    Britney's boyguard and inexperienced manny, Perry Taylor, wanted to become a US Navy Seal, but a bad stint in the Navy caused by too much boozing and carousing squashed his dreams and forced him to take a career in security:

    Britney Spears' 'manny' is a party animal who boozed away his promising Navy career and has no experience with kids, says his mum. Handsome Perry Taylor, 28, has been at Britney's side for the past three weeks, changing Sean Preston's nappies and pushing his stroller. Perry has even been labelled 'Britney's stand-in husband' amid her latest bust-up with Kevin Federline. Photos from his youth show the yong man patying with Lacrosse mates at The Hill School in Pennsylvannia and even kissing girls on the beach at the tender age of three on a family holiday! The young Perry loved hanging out with his pals and having fun, says his devoted mother Caroline. And on the day he graduated he even posed for a cheeky picture with a neighbor's daughter on his knee. But the former Naval cadet's mom Caroline, 61, has told how her son would prefer to be dodging bullets than photographers. Perry's first choice was to join the US Navy and become a Navy SEAL - the highly-trained elite special forces squad. But too many drunken nights out cost him his dream. Ms Taylor, a former air hostess who lives in Washington DC, said: "While you are in the Naval Academy you are supposed to do things their way. But Perry was not one of those. Only 15 out of 1,000 students get chosen to make it to become officers. That is one reason Perry didn't get chosen to be a SEAL. I could tell you he didn't make it because he wasn't the greatest swimmer, but I will tell you why - he was partying. "We are talking about guys going out and coming back in drunk on a Saturday night, that kind of thing. The things you can do in any other type of life but not the Navy.

    Perry may have been a drinker like a lot of young people, but he's still ten times better than K-Fed, whose only brush with responsibility was working as a back up dancer and trying to start a career in a field he's completely inadequate in.

    Britney and K-Fed were photographed together for the first time in weeks. K-Fed looked tired and uncomfortable with his family, in contrast to the calm and slightly bemused look that Perry Taylor sports when he's helping Britney with Sean Preston, which isn't even in his job description. Perry seems like a stand up guy with a regular past that isn't too embarassing.

    Here are Perry's family pictures, which are a bit blurry and not terribly interesting, but you might want to see them. Thanks to BritneySpears.nu for the story and pictures.

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  • Jun
    12
    Ailing Marc Anthony strikes out at photographers


    Marc Anthony may or may not be ill. When we say he's ailing, we're referring to an earlier story where we speculated based on scant evidence that the Latin crooner is dying. He may not be verifiably ill, but he sure acts grumpy enough to at least be suffering from an intestinal disorder.

    Anthony got in a fight with photographersat the Women in Film awards on Tuesday. When a photographer pushed him back while trying to get a picture of J.Lo he went off on the guy:

    "One photographer shoved Marc as he was trying to break through the crowd to get the photo," says a witness at the Women in Film Awards in Century City, Calif.

    Anthony exploded, "'Don't ever push me again, and step back! Step back away from them,'" according to the source. "He physically shoved one guy back."

    The snapper "briskly pushed away Marc's hand off his shoulder," but also apologized, says the witness.

    Honoree Lopez had paused for a photo op with co-host Nicola Maramotti, wife of MaxMara owner Ignazio Maramotti. But Anthony had his enormous bodyguard plant himself in front of the offending photographer's shot.

    Marc has a too-short fuse and is quick to declare his love for his diva wife. Somethings wrong with him!

    Meanwhile J.Lo has publically denied that she's pregnant. People are insisting she is, though, because In Touch says she supposedly bought a diaper bag and told Leah Remini that her boobs are going to get bigger while they were out shopping for clothing. TMZ was there too, and said it's not true since sales staff swore that Lopez had a flat stomach.

    Here is Marc doing his national duty as grand poobah of the Puerto Rican Day parade with J.Lo in tow on Saturday in NY City. [via]

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    Jun
    12
    Reader Survey: Photo Hosting

    We are trying to find a solution for hosting high resolution images and wanted to ask your opinion. We have a premium account at PhotoBucket, which is the best ad-free photo host, but PhotoBucket does not automatically resize images to fit your screen. This is not an issue for Firefox users, but most of you are on Internet Explorer and probably prefer that images are resized.

    We have been using ImageShack, and it seemed like a great host because it automatically creates thumbnails with image dimensions and the ads are relatively tame. I just noticed that ImageShack launches pop-up windows, though, which are incredibly annoying. (I only noticed this when I moved to a computer that didn't have an Internet security program and would not have used this image host if I was aware of it. That other computer could also be infected with spyware which might be causing the problem.)

    ImageVenue is another solution, but the ads there are pretty racy, which could create a problem for people surfing at work or school. (So could most of the posts on this site, but that's another issue.)

    Would you please compare the photos on the following posts and let us know what you prefer?

  • PhotoBucket - images open in same window with no ads and are not resized.
  • ImageShack - images open in new window with tame ads and pop-up windows.
  • ImageVenue - images open in new window with racy ads

    One solution might be to use ImageVenue and pay a little bit for a professional account so that you're not subjected to pr0n ads. This seems like the best idea, but let us know. We'll probably add our own mild ads to the image view pages in this case to make a little extra cash to pay for the site.

    Also, if you know a good image gallery plugin for Movable Type that works with remotely hosted images, please let me know. Thanks!

    Posted to Photos | Site Announcements

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  • Jun
    12
    Paris Hilton is [temporarily] blind; backs into car - with video

    Paris driving with a dumb super-wide smile
    Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, has a great job. He has to come up with creative ways to lie and spin shit whenever Paris offends someone or is generally inconsiderate or dumb. Since she leaves the house nearly every day, he gets a lot of work. Last month he spread the unlikely story that a thief snatched a bagful of high end Mother's day gifts for Kathy Hilton that Paris was never seen shopping for. He was spotted in the firecrotch video trying in vain to do on-scene damage control. Now he's saying that Paris never left the scene of the crime after backing her Range Rover into a Honda in a parking lot, even though there's a video of the incident that shows her doing it.

    Since he doesn't have much to go on, he uses the tried and true "paparrazi defense" favored by Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears:

    Hilton backed into a parked Honda Civic on Thursday. A videotape on the TMZ.com Web site showed Hilton getting into the car, saying goodbye to someone and backing up. The sound of a crash followed.

    The video showed scrapes on the bumpers of both vehicles.

    The Range Rover stopped briefly then continued on toward the exit of the parking structure.

    TMZ.com indicated Hilton failed to leave contact information for the Honda's owner and thus may have violated laws against hit-and-run. Her publicist denied that.

    "Did she commit a crime? No," Elliot Mintz said.

    "She was swarmed by paparazzi," he said. "The intensity of the lights, flashbulbs, momentarily disoriented her. She backed up, there was a minor fender-bender. No injuries. She then told me she notified one of the parking people at the facility how to contact her and asked the person to please pass that along" to the owner of the struck car.

    "She did the correct thing and she would not leave the scene of a crime," he said.

    Mintz said Hilton is insured.

    "Paris is a very responsible and a very good driver. ... She takes her driving seriously," Mintz said. "This was unfortunate ... it will be handled appropriately."

    Notice that Muntz doesn't state Paris' actions as fact, he said she told him that she left her contact information, which is different than saying she actually did it.

    To be fair to Paris, a paparrazoa was asking her one of those dumb questions they always shout at celebrities to get their attention when she had the accident. Something like "Did you have fun shopping?" This actually works, because Jennifer Love Hewitt and Denise Richards answer those fools and have been videotaped having conversations with them.

    Here's the video. She is seen saying goodbye to Kim Kardashian, Nick Lachey's new girlfriend, before getting into the car.

    (This title is a play on Paris' song "Stars are Blind," and no offense is intended to our visually impaired readers - not that anyone would actually visit this site for the writing. We are also sorry that we don't use image alt tags because we're too lazy.)

    Here is Paris in a "Stars are Blind" promo photoshoot and at the unveiling of "Idols Of Gay Hollywood" on June 8th. [via] Notice that this site has been relatively Paris Hilton-free for over a week.

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    Jun
    08
    Shiloh baby pictures (update: HQs)


    Thanks to reader Millie for e-mailing me to let me know that I'm not Obsessed had the Shilloh baby pictures that are coming out in People and Hello!. Unfortunately they had to be taken down, but we're under the radar for now and found them on the Saving Face Forum. This family is so cute that we feel sort of bad questioning Shiloh's parentage.

    In the press conference with Brad yesterday, Angelina dismissed claims that she may marry the supposed father of her newborn baby, saying that they are committed to their children, but that "to have a ceremony on top of it is nothing." Getting married is nothing indeed, Angelina, especially when you have no plans to do it.

    These photos are from Italian Vanity Fair.

    Update: higher quality images thanks to CelebVent and originally from JustJared.

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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    Jun
    07
    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt press conference 13 HQ photos


    Angelina and Brad did their bit for Namibian tourism by confirming that Shiloh will have Namibian citizenship in a press conference today. They praised the medical care they received in the African nation and tried to justify their extreme security measures. They also said they're coming back to the states in just a few more days:

    The Hollywood glamour pair spoke to local journalists at a press briefing at the four-star Hansa Hotel in Swakopmund at the edge of the Namib desert where Jolie gave birth by Caesarian Section.

    "We couldn't have picked a better place to have our child," said Jolie, looking healthy and relaxed in a black dress. Pitt agreed: "We are very proud that our daughter was born here".

    Pitt said the couple had "done their homework" before deciding on Namibia as the birthplace of their first biological and third child.

    "The health of our daughter and Angie's was imperative. We've had absolute top-notch medical assistance," Pitt said.

    The couple reiterated their gratitude to the people of the sparsely populated country, which has come under intense media interest since their arrival two-and-a-half months ago.

    "We are eternally grateful to the Namibian people," Pitt said. "Namibia is one of Africa's best kept secrets - until we came of course."

    The couple had been "afforded a lifestyle here we could not have anywhere else" and that Namibia has been "a wonderful place to be with our kids."

    The couple said they planned to remain in the country for just a few more days before returning to the United States. "Just a few more days. My mother is dying to see the baby," Jolie said.

    On the tight security around the couple, Jolie said they had wished this had not been necessary but felt "the birth should be done in a way that was peaceful."

    Pitt explained that having "a child with a bounty on its head" before its birth, had brought about the need for bodyguards to shield the family.

    Pitt said he's going to work on "Oceans 13" next, while Jolie will concentrate on her role as a mother.

    Our favorite reader Millie says of these pictures that Angelina "looks fantastic and is clearly breastfeeding." We agree. To borrow an expression from The Bastardly, Ow!

    Angelina and Brad are shown with Namibian first lady Penehupifo Pohamba, regional governor Samuel Nuujoma and Child Welfare Minister Marlene Mungunda.

    Thanks to Hollywoods Best for these photos and Just Jared for the interview text.

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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    Jun
    06
    Why does Shiloh have teeth? (update: pics are real, anyway)


    Thanks to commentor Tink for pointing out that Shiloh has teeth in the picture of her on the cover of "Hello!" magazine that came out today. This means it's probably a clever PhotoShop job. I couldn't find any pictures of Angelina looking down like this, but if you've seen a similar image that could have been used to make this composite please let me know.

    According to BabyCenter, only 1 in 2,000 babies is born with teeth:

    Only one in 2,000 babies is born with teeth, though. The vast majority sprout their first tooth between 4 and 7 months of age.

    It's possible, but improbable that this picture is real. If this is a real photo, Shiloh is rarer than we thought.

    Update: Thanks to everyone who commented and pointed out that:
    a) Teeth in newborns is not that rare
    b) This could be camera glare on the baby's gums, which may be calloused from breastfeeding
    c) These pictures are real because everyone's getting cease and desist letters to pull them. (Except for me, since I'm under the radar. Maybe next week they'll threaten me. In the mean time, I have no clue.)

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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    Jun
    06
    Real picture of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt


    Thanks to MollyGood for landing this picture of Shiloh Nouvel before anyone else that I've bothered to check.

    These first pictures of the world's most famous baby launched a bidding war at Getty Images, with representatives from celebrity magazines staying up all night to get a chance to buy the images:

    All the weekly magazine editors were summoned to the offices of the Getty photo agency at Canal and Varick late Saturday night. "We were sequestered into separate and un-air-conditioned offices," said one. "The photos were shown to us around 10 p.m. to midnight, and then we had to submit bids by 6 a.m. Sunday morning. No one got any sleep at all, as it was a manic game of phone-tag to top each other's bids. I'm convinced it was Brangie's revenge on the weekly magazines." The pictures went to People for $4.1 million.

    For now we just have a low res cover of "Hello." The rest of the pictures are sure to come out in ten minutes or so.

    Update: slightly bigger version from Just Jared.

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Beckham | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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    Jun
    06
    Isla Fisher at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards


    30 year old Isla Fisher is an Australian actress, model, and author. She is best known for her appearance in "Wedding Crashers" as Rachel McAdam's clingy sister, Gloria Cleary. She won the 2006 MTV Movie Award for "Best Breakthrough Performance" for that role.

    Fisher is engaged to the hysterical Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G.

    Here's a little more about Fisher:

    She played Shannon Reed, a fiery, opinionated teenager, on Australian soap Home and Away from 1994-1997. During this time, she wrote two books, Seduced by Fame, about an ambitious aspiring actress whose dreams come true when she wins a role on her favourite show, and Bewitched, about a naive ballerina who searches for her father and falls in love for the first time. Most recently, she starred in Wedding Crashers with Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Rachel McAdams, and won praise for her comedic performance in the movie. In June 2006 she collected the Breakthrough Performance prize at the MTV Movie Awards for her role in Wedding Crashers. In 2006 she starred as Becca, a Manhattan party host in the offbeat relationship drama London alongside Jessica Biel, Chris Evans and Jason Statham.

    Of Scottish parentage, Fisher now resides in England with her fiancé British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G).

    Isla's acceptance speech at the MTV movie awards must have been excellent. She is quoted as saying: "For most people, playing a bipolar nymphomaniac would have been a challenge, but I just played myself."

    "Wedding Crashers" was the big winner at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards, taking home the golden popcorn for best picture and best on-screen team for Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.

    Here is Isla at the MTV Movie Awards, which airs this Thursday night. [via]

    Posted to Awards | Isla Fisher | Photos | Sacha Baron Cohen

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    Jun
    06
    Josh Harnett says he's still with Scarlett Johansson


    Josh Harnett's people have denied that he has broken up with Scarlett Johansson, as has been widely reported. Hartnett has been seen out with several different women, and people assumed that he had broken up with gorgeous Johannson, but his reps say that's not true:

    Hartnett has been rumoured to have been out partying with a string of blonde girls in recent weeks.


    A spokesperson for the 27-year-old Sin City star told the New York Daily News that the couple "are still together".

    The couple met on the set of their forthcoming movie, The Black Dahlia, in Bulgaria.

    Hartnett was said to have broken up with Johansson back in late March, but they were spotted leaving a NY spa together after a couples' massage about a week later.

    Hartnett made a reference to his relationship problems in a video interview aired on TMZ in late March, saying:

    "There's always room to grow. There's just a lot of stuff to do, and you can't be the best at relationships already at 27."

    For her part, Johansson is quoted as saying in January that she doesn't think "human beings are monogamous creatures by nature."

    It sounds like Scarlett and Josh are having the type of on-again off-again relationship that is common with urban 20-somethings.

    Here is Johansson at the CFDA Fashion Awards at the NY Public Library last night. She is pictured with Kerry Washington and Terrence Howard. [via]

    Posted to Josh Hartnett | Photos | Relationship trouble | Scarlett Johansson

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    Jun
    05
    Heather Mills McCartney's porn past (mildly NSFW)


    Heather Mills McCartney, 38, is estranged from her husband Paul McCartney, 63, due in part to her jealousy over his extreme fame. She was a "model" before she met him, and gained notoriety after losing her leg in a road accident in 1993.

    Britain's The Sun has dug up porny pictures of Mills that were published in a German book:


    The ex-model was snapped in a string of lurid scenes for a hard core German book.

    Many of the images are too explicit to print in a family newspaper.

    One shot shows Heather naked and smothered in baby oil as she performs a sex act on a nude male porn star. The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy...

    In other scenes, Heather and the man appear to have sex and perform sex acts while watching themselves in a mirror. And in yet more, Heather ends up naked during a game of strip poker.

    [via]

    A friend of mine thinks that these photos were released by Paul McCartney's people in an effort to discredit Mills before her high profile divorce is underway. We just think The Sun is crafy and wants to sell papers.

    Heather is said to have fled to Yugoslavia to escape the press after news of her split with Paul McCartney. She was said to be planning a return to modeling, but we bet that will be put on hold now that these pictures have come out.

    Here are some more pictures. You can get topless versions on The Sun's website. They look pretty tame, but suitably embarassing and scandal-worthy.

    Posted to Divorces | Heather Mills | Paul McCartney | Photos | Scandals | Sexy

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    Jun
    05
    Christina Aguilera at the MTV Movie Awards


    Christina Aguilera performed her new single "Ain't No Other Man" at the MTV Movie Awards on Saturday. It looks like she removed her skirt onstage and stripped down to a pinup-worthy one piece bathing suit. That's about as far as she'll go now - she recently was convinced by her husband, Jordan Bratman, not to take her top off for a magazine. She wanted to go topless to prove that her breasts were real, but her husband was said to be "horrified" by the idea.

    Aguilera's new album is inspired by the jazz era and includes gritty elements that add authenticity to her pop sound. You can download the first single, "Aint No Other Man," in mp3 format.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Awards | Christina Aguilera | Music | Photos

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    Jun
    05
    Jessica Simpson at the MTV Movie Awards


    Jessica Simpson attended the MTV Movie Awards with her father and manager, Joe. She looked tolerant of her dad, but not thrilled to be with him.

    Jessica is quoted as saying that Jessica Alba would do well as a presenter and that "all she has to do is strut her stuff."

    She also supposedly drove Jamie Foxx crazy, but that doesn't take much for the 30 minute man:

    Meanwhile, "Dukes of Hazzard" co-star Jessica Simpson, sporting a skirt as short as her marriage to Nick Lachey, drove "Miami Vice" star Foxx so crazy that he seemed to forget the beatbox noises he was laying down for co-presenter Colin Farrell's stroll across the stage.

    Jessica wore an unfortunate black and red dotted print dress that was split down the front but somehow managed to hide her cleavage. Her breasts looked like round balls suspended under fabric. She appeared on stage with Dane Cook, her costar in the upcoming "Employee of the Month." (Here's Dane Cook's MySpace)

    The MTV Video Music Awards air on Thursday at 8:30 p.m.

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    Jun
    04
    Jessica Alba at the MTV movie awards, 24 HQ photos


    Jessica Alba hosted the MTV movie awards this year and took home the award for sexiest performance. She was honored for her role in Sin City 2.

    This was the first year MTV had male and female performers compete for the same awards, with single categories not separated by gender.

    "Brokeback Mountain" and "Wedding Crashers" won five awards:

    Brokeback Mountain and Wedding Crashers were the big winners, scooping five awards between them.

    Jake Gyllenhaal took the trophy for best performance for his role in the gay cowboy movie, and his screen smooch with co-star Heath Ledger was named best kiss.

    Comedy Wedding Crashers won the best film, best screen team and best breakthrough performance awards.

    Among the other winners were: Steve Carell - who won best comedic performance for The 40-year-old Virgin, Christian Bale - who won best hero for his lead role in Batman Begins, Hayden Christian - who was named best villain for Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt scooped best fight for Mrs and Mrs Smith.

    Here is Alba on the red carpet, during the show and in her press room appearance. Everything about her is gorgeous - except for her hideous shoes! Pictures [via]

    Posted to Awards | Jessica Alba | Movies | Photos

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    May
    31
    Pictures of Adrianne Curry and Chris Knight's Wedding


    Some far-away pictures of Adrianne Curry and Chris Knight's wedding on Saturday Monday in her hometown of Joliet, Illinois have been released.

    Curry and Knight had a reality-tv courtship and were married in a ceremony Curry described as "gothic," although her dress was anything but:

    Adrianne Curry decided on a Gothic wedding theme when she married her Brady Boy Chris Knight yesterday {Saturday May 27th} in Joliet, Illinois.

    According to reports, the couple were expecting more than 250 guests, among them former Brady siblings Barry Williams and Susan Olsen, as well as Surreal Life's Joanie Laurer.

    Adrianne says:
    "I wanted to go as gothic as I could and as traditional as I could without ruffling anyone's feathers...I wanted to have a black dress...but I knew it would break my grandmother's heart."

    So, she decided on a cream-colored Alvina Valenta gown, instead.

    No matter though, since seven bridesmaids will wear red dresses and carry black roses. The flower girls round it out by wearing black with red satin bows.

    Curry and Knight met on Season 4 of VH1s reality show "The Surreal Life," which puts C and D-list celebrities together in a house for ten days. Curry is the winner of "America's Next Top" model season one, while Knight played Peter Brady on the Brady Bunch. I actually watched most of the episodes of "The Surreal Life" that season, and was suprised that Knight, 48, went for Curry, 23, because she chased him unrelentlessly and he initially expressed misgivings about it. Her looks must have won him over, because her personality was pretty annoying.

    Here's a recap of "My Fair Brady" on VH1, a reality show that aired in the fall of 2005 about Curry and Knight's relationship and engagement. Looks cheesy to me.

    And here are the far-away wedding pictures. [via]

    Posted to Adrianne Curry | Chris Knight | Photos | Weddings

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    May
    31
    Mariah Carey's $1 billion Legs of Godzilla


    You probably heard that Mariah Carey insured her overrated legs for a staggering $1 billion. It was news when model Rachel Hunter's legs were insured for $1 million in her heydey. Heidi Klum's legs are currently insured for a relatively realistic $2 million, but she's an international supermodel, not a hedonistic singer who could easily let up on her exercise routine and become a size 14. (This is a woman who doesn't even lift her own drinks, so it's doubtful that she even approaches Janet Jackson's level of fitness commitment.)

    Mariah is fronting PETA-hated Gillette's "Legs of a Goddess" Godzilla campaign, and has taken out a $1 billion insurance policy on her legs as a result. Those razors better be smooth, because a little knick could cost the insurance company six figures. If she falls or something, they're bankrupt.

    Mariah will be on tour soon, and will probably be dancing and stuff, but $1 billion is way excessive. Britney had to cancel her tour two years ago due to a knee injury, but it's hard to imagine the damage being that high if Mariah is laid up for a while.

    Mariah appeared at Radio City Music hall yesterday for a press conference announcing her role as the Gillette spokesperson. She posed with a 16-foot likeness of her own legs after a 20 pound weight loss, making me wonder where the rest of the giant Mariah went. Are those legs attached to a huge evil Mariah monster that's ready to take over Manhattan?

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Endorsements | Mariah Carey | Photos

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    May
    24
    Kiki wears Seinfeld's puffy shirt to Cannes


    I have to admit I was waiting for these pictures to come out to see what terrible outfit Kirsten Dunst would wear to Cannes while promoting her film "Marie Antoinette." She did not dissapoint in plain black pants, a white 3/4 sleeve puffy shirt and ugly black flats. (Dita, this is why celebrities needs stylists.)

    It looks like Kirsten is wearing the famous "puffy shirt" from Seinfeld. The original was donated to the Smithsonian, so she must have found this musty copy in one of the vintage shops she frequents.

    We won't be the only ones to come up with the puffy shirt comparison. Like Britney's 70s porn bodyguard, it's kind of hard not to notice.

    People is reporting that Kirsten told her friend to "chug" a vodka tonic while they were out at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. She once said in an interview with Jay Leno that she buys cases of champagne from Costco and that's about the only thing in her fridge. Maybe that would explain her outfit.

    Here she is with Sofia Coppola and Jason Schwartzman at Cannes today. We can't wait to see her outfit for the premiere!

    Posted to Cannes | Fashion | Kirsten Dunst | Photos

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    May
    24
    Celebrity Photoshop: Time Travel


    Worth 1000 has a lot of great Photoshop contests, and I feel like I've been living under a rock for not checking them out sooner. Their celebrity image contests are particularly interesting, although recent categories "Celebrities as cyborgs" and "Removing the airbrushing from celebrities" have some rather disturbing entries.

    My favorite recent celebrity Photoshop-off is the tame, crowd-pleasing "Celebrity Time Travel":

    The rules of the game are thus: Place a celebrity in any time period and setting foreign to their own. It is preferable for them to adapt the dress, styles of the time period. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.

    Here are some of the best pictures. Kudos to these talented Photoshop artists.
    Header image is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes By LesKellert.

    Drew Barrymore By LucidPixels

    The Future? (Nicole Kidman) By APRILMAE

    Mandy Moore Classic By Puckenstein

    Mel Gibson By xWaRgAsMx

    Brad and Ange By Deborahb

    Scarlett Johansson By chamara

    Jack Black??? By JoelleM

    Scarlett Johansen [sic] By MadWasabi

    Johnny Cairo (Depp) By DoctorTweek

    40's Xtina By ziazan

    Charlize (Theron) By whitebread1440

    Colonial Vince Vaughn By Orinoco

    KatieHolmes Garbo By MA1947

    Jessica Alba By h2oscienceguy081

    Kirsten's (Dunst) Overseas Ventures By shaihalud

    Posted to Art | Photos

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    May
    23
    Just what you wanted to see today: Kirsten Dunst in a bikini


    Kirsten Dunst has a cute body when she's not covering it up in layers of ill-fitting vintage clothing. She's not too thin and her boobs are probably natural. She needs to do something about her teeth, though. I read an interview with Dunst in British In Style in which she said she thinks her teeth give her character and won't change them, even though her mother has urged her to get them fixed. It's not invasive like getting plastic surgery and people would say she made a wise move. She can even write it off her taxes. Dunst would have plenty of character left to go around if she got veneers.

    I don't like Kirsten Dunst, but I'm not sure why - apart from her easily mocked appearance. She doesn't say rude or vain things all the time like Eva Longoria or Jennifer Aniston. She just seems kind of annoying. It's like she crashed the celebrity party and never bothered to try to act like she deserved the fame and cash that go along with it.

    In these pictures of her swimming at Cap d'Antibes in Antibes, about 20 minutes from Cannes, she looks happy like a little kid and I kind of feel sorry for her.

    Dunst's film "Marie Antoinette" opens at Cannes tomorrow.

    Pictures [via]

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    May
    22
    Sarah Michelle Gellar looks pregnant!


    We know we're always saying people look pregnant. That's half the fun of looking at celebrity pictures so you can't blame us. Sarah Michelle Gellar wore three different loose empire waist dresses while promoting her film "Southland Tales" at Cannes. In some of the HQ pictures from Cannes, shown in the first row below, it really looks like she's trying to hide something. She also put her hand over her stomach while on the red carpet - a telltale sign!

    Gellar is 29 and has been married to Freddie Prinze Jr., 30, since September, 2002.

    She stars in "Southland Tales," "an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster" with The Rock.

    Gellar describes her character:

    I play Krysta Now who is an adult film star but she’s also a reality television star, she has an album, she has a soda drink…she’s a multi industry and she’s in love with Boxer Santoros played by Dwayne (Johnson).

    It sounds pretty interesting. We'll have to wait and see how the film is, and if Gellar is actually pregnant.

    Pictures [via]

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    May
    22
    Dita Von Teese Naked (NSFW)


    Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson's wife, is a burlesque performer for the rich and famous. She's going to strip at Victoria and David Beckham's World Cup party, with guests to include Liz Hurley and Tom Cruise:

    The burlesque queen -who is married to shock rocker Marilyn Manson -has reportedly been asked to entertain the guests at the glitzy bash and has been told nothing is off limits. Dita’s shows usually involve her donning a risqué outfit, stockings a d suspender and a racy striptease.

    In one of her most famous performances, the 33-year-old showed off her vivacious curves in nothing but £3 million worth of diamonds.

    A source said: "The party has a naughty theme and Victoria and David feel Dita will be perfect. She’s known for her outlandish routines so guests can expect a few whips to be flying around."

    The lavish ball is being held at David and Victoria’s British home in Hertfordshire, known as Beckingham Palace.

    She is shown naked in L'omo Vogue magazine in shots by photographer Steven Klein. [via]

    A commentor on a board that posted the pictures notes:

    I was just thinking that her left breast looks really yucky, it just stands there with that harsh plasticky-looking outline and all.

    It does look like her left breast has an implant outline, doesn't it?

    Pictures are after the jump.

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    May
    19
    Britney almost drops Sean Preston and Kevin Federline!


    Yesterday was a big day for Britney Spears. She posted a new "song" on her official website briefly that was an obvious condemnation of her lazy hick husband, and then she was videotaped and photographed nearly dropping her eight month-old baby, Sean Preston, while walking in NYC.

    TMZ had a video of the incident up on their site, but just like the new song on Britney's site it is curiously missing now. You can get the gist from the pictures, below:

    Moms have to multi-task and I could see carrying a plastic water bottle that is easily discarded, but a highball glass? Those are the type of glasses in limos from our limited experience, but leave the damn thing in the car if you have to carry your baby! Plus Britney is wearing wedges, too long pants, and is pregnant. Man that is a bad combination.

    The guy with the '70s porn 'stash (we came up with this on our own, and noticed that IDLYITW said the same thing about him. Great minds.) who catches SP is on her staff because he's seen in pictures of her elsewhere in NY. If she was alone she would have dropped the poor thing, but she probably wouldn't have been carrying a highball glass while walking down the street, either. Oh Britney.

    Thanks to In Case U Didn't Know and Millie for pointing this out to us.

    Britney's website entrance was replaced for a little while with a sassy girlpower image of the singer and some friends flipping off the camera. There was also a new "song" on the site, with some obvious digs at K-Fed:

    Maybe removing the image and song was a calculated move to have the blogs pick it up and carry the "Britney's fed up" story, or maybe she really wanted this to remain on her site, and was advised against it. Regardless we all know how she feels now, and hope the news of a divorce is forthcoming.

    Britney is shown arriving at a children's Presbyterian hospital In NY yesterday.

    Pictures [via]

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    May
    18
    Lindsay Lohan denied entrance to club by Danny Masterson


    Danny Masterson was DJing at a club in LA, and refused entrance to Lindsay Lohan, who was waiting outside. Lohan called her ex, Wilmer Valderrama who was inside the club, to plead her case but Masterson stood firm, saying that he didn't approve of Lohan's lifestyle!

    On Sunday night, Danny Masterson wouldn't let her into Kid's Cotton Club, his weekly jazz night at Guy's. Lohan resorted to calling ex-BF Wilmer Valderrama, who was inside with Jamie Foxx and Mekhi Phifer, to ask him to get Masterson to let her in. According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his "That '70s Show" costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn't budge, saying he didn't want her in because he doesn't respect the way she lives her life—and that Paris Hilton isn't welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.

    Masterson seems to be rather strict about who he lets into the club, and LA.com reports that he tries to make Sunday nights a glamorous tribute to NYC's jazz scene:

    "It's a night to pretend we're sophisticated when really everyone's a douche bag," he said. He also gave us some tips for getting past his velvet rope. First and foremost, Danny demands to see your pearly whites. If you're not smiling at the door, you're not getting in. He also says guys must wear a suit for entrance and that he'd rather rowdy frat dudes look for another venue to party in. Girls can show up in whatever they'd like, but he finds that those in casual duds act introverted all night and then come back the next week wearing a dress.

    As Egotastic points out, maybe Lindsay didn't get in because she was wearing those god-awful leggings with a hoodie. We bet if she converted to Scientology instead of following Kabbalah, she would get on Masterson's good side.

    Lindsay retreated to the East coast and got in everywhere she tried. She is shown at the Maxim 2006 Hot 100 Party last night in New York, and at the The Entertainment Weekly/Matrix Men Upfront Party on Tuesday night.

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    May
    17
    Lindsay Lohan considering Sailor Moon role


    A few weeks ago we reported a poorly sourced rumor that Lindsay Lohan was in consideration for a role in an upcoming action movie based on the Japanese anime series "Sailor Moon." Lohan told MTV that materials for the movie have been sent to her, but she hasn't heard much about the role apart from reading about it online:

    [Lindsay] cautiously confessed, she may try her first action film.

    The people behind the upcoming big-screen adaptation of the Japanese manga series "Sailor Moon" have sent her some materials to look at, she said, and fans have begun lobbying hard for Lohan to play the titular character, a rail-thin blonde known for her strong powers and sexy costumes.

    "I read that [online] the other day," Lohan said of her supposed "Sailor" casting. "I haven't read the script; I don't even know if there is a script. ... I read a lot of things [online] that I don't know about myself that apparently people think are true."

    It sounds like a Sailor Moon role is only a remote possibility for Lohan at this point, but if she's mentioning it in an MTV interview she must be interested.

    Meanwhile Lohan insinuates that her breasts are real by stating that she loves them in their natural state:

    The American actress, 19, told OK! that she has to thank her sexy curves for her heavenly boobs, and thinks that she’s even sexier now she’s put on a little weight.

    The Mean Girls star said: "I like my breasts the size and shape they are naturally.

    "I am comfortable in my own skin."

    "Naturally" means before the breast surgery, Lindsay. A more accurate statement would be: "I like my breasts the size and shape they are now."

    Here is Lindsay outside of Butter Nightclub in NY on Monday. She did lay low for a day or two at least.

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    May
    11
    Jessica Simpson loses her best friend


    Cacee Cobb, Jessica Simpson's closest friend and personal assistant for over two years, has moved on to other things. She celebrated her last day on the job May 7th:

    After more than two years as Jessica Simpson’s personal assistant, CaCee Cobb finally told her childhood friend that she wanted out. On May 7, Cobb celebrated her last day on the job with friends at Arnie Morton’s Steakhouse in L.A. Fighting tears, Simpson, 25, raised her glass and said to Cobb, “You are my best friend. I will be your best friend forever.” Simpson’s rep conCOURTNEY HANDEL, 23, told a number of jewellery and cosmetics companies that she was CACEE COBB (corr) in an effort to procure free items and gifts.firms the professional parting of ways to Us, “It’s true. They remain close.”

    A woman impersonating Cacee was arrested last summer after scoring nearly $12,000 in free stuff by capitalizing on Cacee's association with Jessica Simpson:

    COURTNEY HANDEL, 23, told a number of jewellery and cosmetics companies that she was CACEE COBB (corr) in an effort to procure free items and gifts."

    Jessica seems to have replaced Cacee as a best friend with hairstylist Ken Paves. They're photographed everywhere together.

    Here's a nearly ten-minute clip from Newlyweds featuring Cacee after she moved in briefly with Nick and Jessica. The best part is Jessica saying that male ballerinas are called "Ballerino," the "masculine form" of the word.

    People are saying that Cacee has hooked up with Nick Lachey, since she spent nearly a half hour talking to him at a club last week. They know each other well, and it doesn't seem like it means much.

    Here is Jessica outside a NYC recording studio yesterday. [via] and [via]

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    May
    11
    Ashlee Simpson can't hide her new nose


    Ashlee Simpson was all giggles when questioned directly whether she had plastic surgery on her nose. She simply said she "doesn't talk about it," which translates to "Yes, I did have plastic surgery people, leave me alone already":

    When asked about the speculation during a phone interview with The Associated Press on Wednesday, Simpson giggled and said: "Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, OK, whatever. It doesn't bother me."

    But when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn't confirm or deny it, but just giggled more.

    "Maybe — who knows!"

    It's ridiculous to say "who knows?" when she clearly would know.

    Cityrag points out that Ashlee said she loved her nose about a year ago, claiming it gave her character:

    Ashlee Simpson is featured on the cover of the January 2005 issue of Allure magazine. In the article, the singer admits, "I felt like my nose was big. I was always like, 'I'm going to get a nose job one day.' And I'm so glad that I didn't. I love my nose. I personally think that I've grown into my nose. I think it has character."

    Now that Ashlee's single character-lending trait has been homogenized like the rest of her, we can safely assume that she's entirely manufactured.

    Here she is at the airport in Atlanta. [via]

    Thanks to CityRag for the header image.

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    May
    11
    Poseidon Premiere: Emmy Rossum, Josh Lucas, Salma Hayek & Fergie


    "Poseidon," a remake of the 1976 thriller "The Poseidon Adventure," premiered last night in LA. It features Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barret, Richard Dreyfuss, and Emmy Rossum.

    While ringing in the new year aboard the cruise ship Poseidon, a giant wave crashes into the ship and flips it upside down. A ragtag group of survivors realize their only chance is to make their way to the deepest bowels of the ship, now at the top, if they are going to have any chance of getting out.

    It's getting bad reviews, and from the looks of the trailer, below, it's a bit too scary for our tastes.

    Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas has a cameo in the film. She does not look pregnant in these pictures, but she does look plastic. She's wearing black so it's hard to see if she has a tummy buldge, though.

    Here are Emmy Rossum, Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Mia Maestro, Salma Hayek, Fergie, Jacinda Barrett, Jerry Lewis, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodriguez, Emmy Rossum and Pamela Sue Martin at the premiere and after party.

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    May
    11
    Arquette family is honored by the American Family Institute


    The American Family Institute honored the famous Arquette family yesterday. Family attending included Courtney Cox-Arquette, David Arquette, Patricia Arquette, Rosanna Arquette, and Alexis Arquette. Friends at the even included Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Roseanne Barr, Paul Reubens, Laura Dern, Florence Henderson, and Mickey Rooney.

    LOS ANGELES, May 10 (UPI) -- The American Film Institute Wednesday honored Hollywood's Arquette family with its AFI Associates Platinum Circle Award at a star-studded gala in Los Angeles...

    The AFI Associates Platinum Circle Award is awarded each year to recognize a family's creative contributions to the entertainment community.

    Past honorees include the Penns, the Fondas and the Reynolds/Fisher family.

    Alexis Arquette is a transvestite with the full support of her family. It is rumored that Courtney Cox was against a planned reality show featuring her cross-dressing brother-in-law's planned gender reassignment surgery. She refused to appear in the series, and Alexis has decided not to film the show:

    Courteney Cox has been spared public embarrassment after plans for a reality TV show concentrating on sex change operations were dropped.

    Cox's brother in law, Alexis Arquette, had signed a deal to have his gender reassignment operation filmed a US documentary entitled Alexis Are-Cut.

    But reports suggest that Alexis changed his mind, and was unwilling to allow the cameras into the operation or to document the recovery process.

    Alexis' eldest sister, Rosanna, 46, said: "It's private. We all support him and wouldn't want him to be involved in any sort of circus act surrounding his decision."

    It sounds like Rosanna didn't want the show to go forward, either.

    Here are pictures from the event yesterday.

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    May
    11
    Gwen Stefani exploits people


    A lot of people like Gwen Stefani, and it's nice that she's pregnant and married. I can't stand her, although I do publish pictures of her and haven't said anything about it yet. She hired a bunch of American-born Asian women to follow her around and act like they enjoy behaving like Japanese kept women. Their contract even stipulated that they couldn't talk. Gwen may want to capitalize on the harijaku culture, but what she did is like having minstrels accompany her because she thinks African culture is cool.

    Her new line of baby shoes is ridiculous. The designs are aimed at urban minorties who are more style-conscious in general, and statistically have less money. A pair of baby shoes from Gwen's line costs $50 a pair. Babies don't really need shoes until they can walk, but the sizes only come in sizes 0-3. My kid was a siize 5 by the time he could walk.

    So Gwen's new line of baby shoes, which she has called "so cute," are expensive accessories meant for babies who don't even need them.

    There are people from all walks of life who want to buy expensive shit for their children. My cousin, for instance, has money and spends it on baby items that are obsolete within a couple of months. These shoes are aimed at style-conscious urban mothers who often can't afford it. Is it Gwen Stefani's fault that people buy crap they can't afford and don't need? No, but she's catering to it. These shoes are undoubtedly manufactured overseas in sweatshop-like conditions, and could surely have a lower price. (If you have evidence that this is not true, please send a link, because I looked around.) Is Gwen the only designer guilty of this? Of course not. If the damn shoes are so expensive, though, they could at least be made in the US.

    Back to our regularly scheduled escapism. Here are the shoes and Gwen herself, who just had an second over the top baby shower attended by other celebrities like Christina Aguilera.

    Gwen is due to have her first baby with fellow rocker Gavin Rossdale in June.

    Baby shower pictures via Just Jared, and thanks to nxdstar7 on the JJB Board for pointing these shoes out.

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    May
    10
    Is Nicole Kidman a bad mother?


    People are saying that Nicole Kidman hasn't seen her kids in ages while crazy Tom Cruise is jetting all over the world, but still manages to go to Conner and Isabella's sports matches.

    Star thinks it has to do with Tom's controlling nature, but it sounds to us like Nicole Kidman just doesn't care:

    The actress' kids, 13-year-old Isabella and 11-year-old Connor, haven't really been seeing a whole lot of their mom lately, and actually, the last time she was photographed with her kids was Christmas of 2004 at a Lakers game in L.A.

    Proud papa Tom Cruise, 43, and stepmom-to-be Katie Holmes, 27, are regularly spotted making out in the stands at Connor's baseball games and Isabella's soccer matches, the kids' formerly ubiquitous mom seems conspicuously MIA. Although she has clearly spent some time with the children since then — and even introduced them to her groom-to-be, Keith, 38, over a casual, gigglefilled dinner at the Hotel Bel-Air in L.A. on Dec. 20 — it seems that Nicole just isn't as present in her kids' lives as she was before.'

    A source claims, "Nicole probably isn't seeing as much of the kids as she'd like to, but her hands are tied."

    "She's juggling traveling from movie sets to Nashville and Australia to be with her family. If she wants to see the kids, she has to come to L.A. and deal with Tom."

    Also, Kidman's spokesperson told Star the actress avoids being photographed with her children for "privacy reasons".

    But reports suggest that it may be Tom Cruise that is preventing his ex-wife from spending time with them.

    A source says, "It's not like Tom's actively keeping her out of their children's lives, but it's in his nature to control things."

    "He micromanages their schedule — sports, home-schooling, Scientology studies."

    The source continues, "I think she knew when she and Tom divorced that she'd lose a certain amount of control over her kids' lives."

    "But she deserves to play a bigger role. Maybe the best she can hope for is now that they're getting older, they'll start to make their own decisions."

    Obviously the source is a friend of Nicole's and is making excuses for her absence from their lives. We aren't a fan of Tom, but couldn't Nicole make more of an effort to see her children?

    It came out in January that a former nanny of Nicole and Tom said that Nicole was never around at all.

    Tom may be a crazy cult spokesperson, but at least he's there for his kids.

    Here are Tom and Katie in Aberdeen, WA for a sort-of premiere for MI3.

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    May
    10
    Lindsay Lohan at the "Just my Luck" premiere


    Lindsay Lohan attended the "Just my Luck" premiere in NY last night. She arrived with her mother and sister, and spun a giant "Just my Luck" Price is Right-type wheel on the red carpet. Lohan was recently profiled in a flattering article in the NY Times. It pondered Lohan's party-girl image in a detatched, intellectual way, concluding that her talent is great enough to overshadow the fact that she sleeps around and does a lot of drugs:

    The swirling tabloid rumors are dangerous because she is no Paris Hilton, famous for being famous. Her situation is more like that of Colin Farrell, a fine actor who has worked with directors like Terrence Malick yet is still best known for drinking and womanizing. And while seriousness doesn't seem to hurt actors at the box office — being politically outspoken hasn't damaged George Clooney — out-of-control behavior can backfire, making the actor seem like some maniac you might stare at on a talk show, but wouldn't want to spend time with in a movie theater. Russell Crowe will probably think twice before tossing another telephone, even if that wasn't the reason "Cinderella Man" bombed.

    There is probably a generational difference; Ms. Lohan's contemporaries may not care what she does off screen and may actually be envious. But being tabloid fodder isn't a template for a long career, and perhaps she is grasping that reality. She has certainly chosen her next projects well, including the high profile "Georgia Rule," a dark comedy directed by Garry Marshall, in which she plays a woman sent by her mother (Felicity Huffman) to stay with her grandmother (Ms. Fonda).

    And it was recently reported — accurately it turns out — that she has been in talks to visit Africa, Hollywood's cause du jour, as part of the Bono-inspired "One Campaign." O.K., it's a move lifted straight from the Angelina playbook, and it won't happen anytime soon because she's booked up with work. But it's helpful news to have floating out there. Even if it never happens, at least she's moving up to a better class of rumor.

    That Africa trip is just a vague idea now, and who knows if it will happen. Lohan could barely handle herself on Good Morning America and Total Request Live. How is she going to commit to a humanitarian mission?

    Meanwhile Lohan is said to be pissed that she had to deal with ex-friend Vanessa Minnillo on Total Request Live. Lohan's publicist was said to have thrown a fit before she went on, demanding that another VJ serve as host. There was no one else available and Lohan was stuck with her. You can tell that the two don't get along if you watch the show. Minnillo makes references to being tired and Lohan seems annoyed with her.

    Here she is at the premiere and after party last night.

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    May
    10
    Nick Lachey and Petra Nemcova?


    Nick Lachey was flirting with supermodel tsunami-survivor Petra Nemcova at the Kentucky Derby. He may not be over Jessica yet, but he seems to be enjoying the possibilities of moving on:

    It's an all-new couple alert as "Extra" breaks news about the latest beauty in the life of Nick Lachey. And the sexy temptress isn't keeping this romance a secret!

    Supermodel Petra Nemcova and the hottie singer were spotting getting super cozy over the weekend at the Barnstable Brown Bash at the Kentucky Derby.

    The duo arrived solo on the red carpet. Sources told "Extra" it was Petra who approached Nick at the party and was very hands on.

    That's pretty vague, but maybe they were hanging out and flirting. Nick is a great guy while Petra seems really kind, so they would make a very good couple. It's way too early to tell though.

    Nick continues to be kind in his public quotes about Jessica, and doesn't dismiss a reconciliation. It sounds like he is moving on, though.

    "It was this feeling inside of me, you know, I don't want to be this angry person. I don't want to be bitter about this." Nick adds "I don't think I could say that I've completely let go. There's real love there. There always will be. I can't say what the future holds." So will the couple get back togather? "I can honestly say with 100 percent sincerity that I want for us both to be happy and however that happens, that's how it meant to be."

    Meanwhile, according to In Touch Nick Lachey has been keeping busy with a mysterious blonde while in Vegas last week.

    Nick is quoted as saying "his girlie" is his work.

    Here's Nick on Total Request Live and Petra at 3rd Annual "Event to Prevent" Gala yesterday put on by the Candies Foundation. She is also shown on 5/4 at the grand opening of "The Collection" at Chevy Chase.

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    May
    10
    Jessica Simpson takes off the wig


    Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief now that Jessica Simpson has been spotted out again with her trademark blonde hair. The bad Tyra-Banks-esque hair Jessica was sporting at the ALMA awards was indeed a wig from her new collection, as she mentioned.

    Guess her sister's new flat nose wasn't enough of a motivation to make a permanent change to her lovely blonde hair.

    There's a rumor that Jessica is going to star in a movie based on the Superbowl halftime "lingerie bowl", but it sounds like b.s.:

    Circulating around the web the last few days have been rumors that the pay-per-view special ‘The Lingerie Bowl’ which aired for the last three years during halftime of the Super Bowl is coming to the big screen – and purportedly will star Jessica Simpson and possibly Jessica Alba.

    An unnamed major studio in LA is said to be bidding on the movie edition of the “Bowl” which would (we assume like its TV namesake) feature women clad in underwear playing football.

    According to the emailed “exclusive TIP” (which is not so exclusive since at least two or three other news sources have reported the news), the movie will include “cameos from prominent comedic actors and former and current NFL stars.”

    The movie, it is said, will have an “Alien vs. Predator face-off type encounter."

    We can only envision what that will look like – sign me up for that movie junket NOW!

    Disclaimer: We don’t know whether the information reported above is true or not having come from an undisclosed “studio” and person who asked to remain anonymous.

    Jessica also owns a $1.5 million condo in Vegas with Nick, and word is that they haven't figured out who will get it in the divorce.

    Here she is out at a Mexican restaurant in LA on May 5th and in NY on May 9th.

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    May
    10
    Britney Spears confirms her pregnancy to Letterman


    Britney Spears make a surprise visit to the David Letterman show last night. She joked a little with Dave, confirmed her pregnancy and read the Top Ten.

    Referring to earlier banter with Paul Shaffer about Britney's possible pregnancy, Letterman said to Britney "Are we on to something here?"

    "Don't worry Dave, it's not yours."

    Britney looked happy and seemed excited to be there, but she kept kicking her legs, which made her come off as nervous. She was also chewing gum! You're not supposed to chew gum during a television appearance!

    After Britney read the Top Ten "Suprises of the Bird Flu Movie," skipping the word "Tamiflu" because it was too hard, Dave said "So, we've established that you are in fact pregnant?"

    "Yes."

    Here's the best video currently on YouTube. Once a better one is up, we'll post it.

    CBS also has a video online through the Late Show website but it's in Real Player format, which won't install for us here, and you may need to disable pop-up blockers and use IE. It's way too much work and those idiots need to update their website. Real Player went out in 1999, why are they still in business anyway?

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    May
    09
    Britney Spears really does look pregnant


    Britney Spears attended an Elizabeth Arden event in NY yesterday to celebrate the success of her three perfumes put out by the company.

    Britney Spears celebrated the astounding success of her three fragrances, Curious, Fantasy and In Control, with Elizabeth Arden, the company that manufactures and markets the scents, at a celebration today at the Hudson Hotel. Her first fragrance Curious, became the #1 launch worldwide in 2005, and the only new launch to make the top 20 list globally. In the US, Curious achieved a top 5 fragrance ranking among fragrances launched in the past decade. Over 10 million bottles of the three scents have been sold -- an astonishing number considering that her first fragrance, Curious, was just launched in 2004.

    A giant cake in shape of her fragrance bottle for Fantasy commemorated the occasion, and young dancers from Broadway Dance Center, where Britney had studied in New York before becoming a top-selling recording artist, helped her celebrate. Dancers competed in a dance-off judged by Britney. Twelve-year-old Marina Micalizzi was the winner.

    In the pictures at the event, Britney looks polished and happy. She seems to enjoy the dance contest and gets a kick out of the young dancers. In the pictures published by Wireimage, it's hard to tell if she looks pregnant. There are candids of her leaving the event, though, that show a definite bump.

    I've gradually changed my mind about this - Britney really is pregnant!

    Britney Spears is selling a special Mother's Day bear through 1-800-Flowers. $5 of the proceeds of each sale will benefit the Britney Spears Foundation.

    She has a new song available online.
    You can download "Luv the Hurt Away" featuring Full Force from BreatheHeavy.com.

    Pictures [via] and [via]

    Update: Some images removed on request.

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    May
    08
    Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the ALMA awards


    Perhaps Jennifer Lopez has stayed with Marc Anthony for so long because she looks so damn good standing next to him. Hell anyone would look good standing next to this man. If she's having trouble getting pregnant, it's probably due to Marc, since he's so obviously deficient of key nutrients. Maybe he has an intestinal disorder which would explain his foul mood and undernurished appearance.

    Lest Angelika accuse us of poor research, Lopez and Anthony attended yesterday's NCLA ALMA awards, which honor "outstanding Latino artistic achievement in television, film, and music and the enhancement of the Latino image in the entertainment industry." The ALMA awards were hosted by Eva Longoria and will be aired Monday night June 5th at 9:30 EST on ABC. They must be right after David Blaine's dumb special.

    Anthony was honored for excellence in music:

    Among the night's highlights was a presentation of the CELIA CRUZ Award for Excellence in Music to the internationally renowned singer MARC ANTHONY. As he was accepting the award, the singer gave his famous wife JENNIFER LOPEZ, who was there supporting her hubby, a romantic shout out.

    Our friends at yeeeah point out that Lopez has grey hair, but I'm younger than her and have that problem a few days a month, too, so I shouldn't mock. I also have much less access to professional stylists, so she's fair game: dye your roots, Jen.

    Here are J.Lo and Marc Anthony looking serene and scary.


    Posted to Awards | J.Lo | Jennifer Lopez | Marc Anthony | Photos

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    May
    08
    Does Lindsay Lohan like it rough?


    There's a blind item in todays NY Post that sounds like it's about Lindsay Lohan and Bret Rattner:

    WHICH Hollywood hellcat supposedly has a sick sexual fetish for something called the "Donkey Punch?" The starlet was having sex with a much-older boyfriend a while back and begged her shocked bedmate to "hit me in the face" at the peak of their passionate lovemaking

    Lohan does like it rough. She did 20 push-ups on the floor to show off for the reporters at a recent press conference for Just my Luck. She also said that she doesn't date as much as the tabloids make it seem:

    "If I dated as many men as (the tabloids) say I have, then I`d be dead by now,' Lohan says. She`s learned that 'you want to be written about to an extent, but sometimes people build you up only to take you down."

    Here's Lohan in what may be a new photoshoot. If you've seen it before, let me know. [via]

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    May
    05
    Nicole Richie's VF shoot retouched to add weight


    Liz Smith mentions in her column in the NY Post today that the photos that accompany Nicole Richie's interview in Vanity Fair were retouched to make her look healthy:

    IT IS impossible not to be rather moved, and profoundly disturbed, by the Nicole Richie profile in the June Vanity Fair, in which Nicole discusses her weight issues with writer Leslie Bennetts. However, what is more disturbing is the photo layout. Here is a young woman who, when caught by the candid camera, looks as if she needs to be hauled away and force-fed. But in VF, she is posed and angled and retouched . . . to appear almost normal - a physical ideal for susceptible young (and not-so-young) women. Ick! And of course, how bizarre that Richie became a "star" as soon as her weight dropped to scary skinny. She is famous for being thin. It is truly a new world.

    Nicole Richie became famous as soon as she started showing up for tons of events, and that just happened to coincide with her weight loss, probably because she had higher self esteem. While the ideal for slenderness in Hollywood is out of bounds and harmful to young women, I don't think that Richie's stardom can be attributed to her stick thin appearance. It is obviously unhealthy and not a good role model for anyone of course.

    You can see the retouching in the photos below. In a picture of RIchie wearing underwear and kissing herself in the mirror, her butt looks a little too round to be real. Her face also looks less deathly.

    The red string bracelet that Richie wears on her right wrist may not be a sign of anorexic pride that it can also stand for. (Some images are shown flipped, and the bracelet is really on her right hand.) It is from Kitson and is adorned with a gold hamsa, a protective jewish symbol. It's just, uh, a coincidence that anorexics also wear red string bracelets on their right wrists while Kabbalah followers wear them on their left wrists.

    Richie admits in her Vanity Fair interview that she's too thin and that she's getting help from a doctor and a nutritionist.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Magazines | Nicole Richie | Photos | Weight Loss

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    May
    05
    Jennifer Love Hewitt cannot get any nicer


    Jennifer Love Hewitt came to the aid of a fallen paparazzo while out shopping in Beverly Hills. After the woman fell she helped her up and asked for a hug "so that I know you're ok." She was kind to the hoards of photographers following her and chatted with them. When she ran into Fred Savage, she told the paparrazi that he was her "first date ever" and talked about Savage's wife expecting a baby. TMZ has a video of it. (link leads to page, not direct video.)

    Here she is helping the photographer [via] and with her new hair extensions on the Late Late show. [via]

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    May
    02
    Costume Institute Gala over 100 photos


    The Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art held a ball last night to celebrate the opening of an exhibit on British design. Sienna Miller, wearing an awful gold sequined minidress and black tights, served as co-chair for the event.

    The star-studded Costume Institute Gala was the opening event for a new exhibition celebrating British design at New York’s prestigious Metropolitan Museum of Art.

    The flamboyant show, made up of themed rooms including a Hunt Ball and a Gentleman’s Club, is the latest example of the city’s growing obsession with all things from across the pond.

    Celebrities from the UK including Liz Hurley, Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell put on their glad rags for the lavish event.

    The Americans were represented by A-listers including Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker and Richard Gere.

    The British-born editor of American Vogue, Anna Wintour, swept in first.

    Miller, who teamed her glittering frock with opaque black tights and wore her hair tied back in a simple ponytail, shared the limelight with Christopher Bailey, the creative director of Burberry.

    He and Wintour were the starlet’s fellow co-chairs. The fashion house and Vogue publisher Condé Nast have sponsored the exhibition.

    The guy dressed like a cabaret pirate posing with Charlize Theron is Dior designer John Galiano. He's responsible for her monstrosity of an Oscar gown with the giant shoulder bow. Sienna Miller is shown with Christopher Bailey, Burberry's creative director.

    We have over 100 pictures from the event. Stars and designers attending include Alexander McQueen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, John Galliano, Charlize Theron, Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Beckham, Emmy Rossum, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bundchen, Gretchen Mol, Jessica Alba, Josh Hartnett, Lenny Kravitz, Donatella Versace, Rupert Everett, Linda Evangelista and Amber Valetta, Jessica Alba, Marcia Gay Harden, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Molly Sims, Rosario Dawson, Scarlett Johansson, Stella McCartney, Amanda Peet, Andre Leon Talley, Naomi Campbell, Angela Lindvall, Angie Harmon, Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady, Chloe Sevigny, Ciara, Dita Von Teese and Marliyn Manson, Drew Barrymore, Elizabeth Hurley, Erin O'Connor, Matthew Williamson, Eve, Gina Gershon, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ivana Trump, Jacquetta Wheeler, Jason Lewis, Jessica Stam, John Legend, Johnny Rotten, Josh Lucas, Joy Bryant, Julia Stegner, Iselin Steiro, Karolina Kurkova, Lily Cole, Lauren Bush, Lily Donaldson, Gemma Ward, Liv Tyler, Francisco Costa, Lydia Hearst, Mandy Moore, Minnie Driver, Nick Cannon, Petra Nemcova, Rachel Roy, Damon Dash, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Gere, Cary Lowell, Thandie Newton, Selma Blair, Shalom Harlow, Sienna Miller, Christopher Bailey, designer for Burberry, Zooey Deschanel, Sophie Dahl, Ivanka Trump, Mark Ruffalo, Taye Diggs, Idima Menzel, and Sarah Wynter.

    Posted to Beckham | Charlize Theron | Chloe Sevigny | Drew Barrymore | Elizabeth Hurley | Eva Mendes | Fashion | Gisele Bundchen | J.Lo | Jennifer Lopez | Jessica Alba | Josh Hartnett | Linda Evangelista | Liv Tyler | Mandy Moore | Marc Anthony | Mary-Kate Olsen | Naomi Campbell | Parties | Petra Nemcova | Photos | Rosario Dawson | Sarah Jessica Parker | Scarlett Johansson | Sienna Miller | Victoria Beckham

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    May
    01
    Nicole Richie, Nicky Hilton, and Taryn Manning at the Desert Oasis party


    Younger members of the in crowd picked up lots of swag at the "Desert Oasis" Coachella invite-only party held in La Quinta, California on Saturday at Frank Sinatra's Twin Palms estate:

    DKNY Jeans and Motorola have teamed up for an invite-only weekend house party in La Quinta featuring Paul Thomson of Franz Ferdinand on Sunday.

    Andreas Herr, co-publisher of music publication Anthem Magazine, is hosting his second pool party Saturday afternoon at Frank Sinatra's Twin Palms estate. The magazine brought in Reebok, Amp'd Mobile and InSound to sponsor the event, and invited music label executives, fashion-industry types and musicians.

    "It's an influential audience. It's something that our sponsors like to reach," Herr said.

    Hopefully Nicole Richie got some free sunglasses. The ones she wore to the party look like they came from a joke shop.

    Pictured attendees include Taryn Manning, Nicole Richie, Nicky Hilton, Kevin Connelly, Scott Speedman, Busy Phillipps, Alex Nesic, and Melissa Sagemiller.

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    May
    01
    Pictures from Madonna's six-song performance at Coachella


    Madonna performed at Coachella in Indio, California this weekend, which drew a record 60,000 people. This music festival also featured performances by Kanye West, Depeche Mode, Massive Attack, and Tool. It was Madonna's first appearance at the festival.

    Madonna came on twenty minutes late, angering fans, and only played six songs, but the crowd is said to have loved it:

    Madonna was more than 20 minutes late starting, and her delayed set drew several rounds of booing from the sea of humanity packed into and around the Sahara Tent. But she oozed personality once taking the stage, at one point shouting at a fan who had thrown water onto the stage and then wiping it up herself, and later asking the audience, "Everybody, does my a** look okay?"

    The set featured her latest hit single "Hung Up," "Get Together," "I Love New York," "Ray of Light," "Let It Will Be" and the vintage "Everybody." The show served as a warm-up for the May 21 kick-off of her Confessions tour in Los Angeles.

    Here's a fan video from the show, in which Madonna asks the crowd if she should take her pants off during the intro to "Everybody."

    And here are pictures of Madonna's brief show. It does look like she gave it her all.

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    May
    01
    Daytime Emmy awards picture post


    We know you were anxiously waiting for these pictures of your favorite soap stars and talkshow hosts at the Daytime Emmy awards last Friday. Highlights include Star Jones showing off her new boobs, Martha Stewart looking smug and polished, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi cute 'n cuddly, Cady McClain of All My Children in a too-short babydoll dress, and Sean Young a typical mess.

    Ellen DeGeneres remains everyone's favorite talk show host and took home the award in that category for a second year in a row. Guilding Light also won big:

    CBS' "Guiding Light" led the 33rd annual Daytime Emmys with four awards, but ABC's "General Hospital" won for best drama series during Friday's ceremony in Hollywood, the first time the event has taken place outside of New York.

    Meanwhile, "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" won the best talk show host award for a second year and best talk show for a third. The ceremony, which was hosted by Tom Bergeron and Kelly Monaco, was broadcast on ABC from the Kodak Theater.

    "Guiding Light" nearly swept the other acting categories. Kim Zimmer, who plays Reva Lewis, won her fourth Daytime Emmy for lead actress, and three other cast members won their first Daytime Emmy: Jordan Clarke, who plays Billy Lewis, won for supporting actor; Gina Tognoni, who portrays Dinah Marler, won supporting actress; and Tom Pelphrey, who plays Jonathan Randall, won in the younger actor category.

    Jennifer Landon, who portrays Gwen Norbeck on CBS' "As the World Turns," won her first Daytime Emmy, in the younger actress category. Onstage, the actress thanked her family, including her father, the late Michael Landon.

    Here are pictures of the arrivals including:
    Susan Lucci, Sean Young, Portia de Rossi, Ellen DeGeneres, Al Reynolds, Star Jones Reynolds, Ashley Jones, Barbara Walters, Bobbie Eakes, Corbin Bernsen, Amanda Pays, Lisa Rinna, Martha Stewart, Maria Conchita Alonso, Melody Thomas Scott, Tracey Bregman, Lorenzo Lamas, Hunter Tylo, Kristian Alfonso, Alec Musser, Antonio Sabato Jr., Anya Monzikova, Bobbie Eakes, Bree Williamson, Cady McClain, Crystal Chappell, Carroll Spinney with Oscar The Grouch, Davetta Sherwood, Bryton McClure, Michelle Ray Smith, Michael Graziadei, Rachael Ray, Schae Harrison, Seven and McKenzie Westmore, and Sherri Saum.

    Posted to Awards | Ellen DeGeneres | Photos | Star Jones | Television

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    Apr
    28
    Hot Hollywood Awards: huge picture post


    Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Awards were held Wednesday night. Jessica Alba had a near nip-slip that resulted in some cute picture of her pulling her dress strap up. (Wireimage did not capture this, so you'll have to see it everywhere else.)

    Despite Us Weekly's content, stars were pleased to show up for the party.

    Jennifer Love Hewitt said she has ended up several times on the magazine's worst-dressed list, but was still tickled that she won the hottest body award in the new issue. Both Hewitt and Jesse McCartney showed up with shorter 'dos. And Tori Spelling confirmed that she has hired a wedding planner for her upcoming nuptials to Dean McDermott. Still, she insisted she's planning something small. "I just want to look good for him," Spelling said.

    We have over 50 pictures of the party arrivals, including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, Brittany Murphy, Cindy Margolis, Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, Ludacris, Harry Hamlin, Lisa Rinna, Haylie Duff, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Paris Hilton, Victoria Silvstedt, Avril Lavigne, Carmen Electra, Dave Navarro, Michelle Trachtenberg, Rachael Leigh Cook, Nicky Hilton, Gabrielle Union, Kelly Osbourne, Kimberly Stewart, Stacy Keibler, Ryan Seacrest, Sofia Vergara, Taryn Manning, Maria Sharapova, Melinda Clarke, Tom Green with a fanny pack, and Tori Spelling.

    Update: Images removed on request.

    Posted to Avril Lavigne | Brittany Murphy | Carmen Electra | Dave Navarro | Haylie Duff | Jennifer Love Hewitt | Jessica Alba | Kelly Osbourne | Nicky Hilton | Paris Hilton | Parties | Photos | Ryan Seacrest | Stacy Keibler | Tori Spelling

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    Apr
    26
    David Beckham gets a free car


    David Beckham's BMW X5, worth roughly around $125,000 USD, was stolen from a shopping center parking lot in Madrid on Good Friday. It is the second car he's had stolen in five months.

    Beckham's car had all the latest anti-theft devices, including a low-jack, but thieves used a computer to somehow start the car and bypass security. A crime syndicate that fences luxury automobiles for resale in Eastern Europe is suspected of the crime.

    As a consolation prize, Beckham received a free top of the line Audi Q7. All of his teammates got one too, as part of Audi's sponsorship of Real Madrid. The car is worth about the same as the one Beckham just got stolen, and he requested most of the trimmings, adding about $35,000 USD to the car's worth.

    Here's Beckham getting his free car, and out with his wife Victoria at The Ivy restaurant on 4/24.

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    Apr
    25
    Beautiful candids of the Jolie-Pitts in Africa


    Just Jared has these beautiful candids of the Jolie-Pitts in Namibia, published in Hello! Magazine. The couple obviously posed for the pictures and most likely gave the proceeds to charity.

    The accompanying article covers the recent news you've already heard about the couple in a very flattering light. Brad and Angelina didn't grant an interview or provide any new quotes, and let their "philanthropic adviser" speak for them.

    There are some interesting tidbits in the article. One passage about Angelina's revelation that she needed to make a difference in the world is particularly touching:

    It was there in 2002 that Angelina first began sharing her life with Maddox, whom she'd adopted from a Cambodian orphanage during the filming of the first Tomb Raider film. She was in Namibia to shoot another movie, Beyond Borders, when the adoption came through, and it was there that she spent her first night with her then seven-month-old baby - her first night as a mother.

    Making Beyond Borders, a film about humanitarian work, had a profound effect on her. "When I read the script it started to change me," she said at the time. "I was amazed at how much it had changed me and then, in the making of it, how much it meant to me. It just inspired me to start travelling and to educate myself."

    "I wanted to learn more. I sat up one night and felt I should be more responsible about what I was doing with my life and have more purpose. I don't understand exactly what's going on unless I'm inside a place."

    It seems that things have come full circle, as Angelina, about to give birth for the first time, will be welcoming her child with Brad in Namibia. And in the meantime, as they happily await the new arrival, the adventure-seeking couple, who have in the past been spotted piloting aircraft and dashing around on his and hers motorbikes, are taking full advantage of their African sojourn.

    They may have found some peace in Namibia now that the government is on their side and they've deported some pesky photographers. They're undoubtedly hoping to take some of the heat off by releasing these beautiful pictures.

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Kids | Photos

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    Apr
    25
    Gwyneth Paltrow's secret heartache


    Gwyneth Paltrow's dad, Bruce Paltrow, died of cancer in October, 2002. The actress was heartbroken at the loss of her father, but soon found some comfort in the arms of her future husband, Chris Martin. It recently came out that Bruce was suffering in his final months, and couldn't swallow to drink or eat while he was directing the film "Duets," which starred Gwyneth. She kept her brave father's condition a secret, as he did not want to worry the cast or crew:

    "He flew to Vancouver to direct Duets, but his salivary glands were shot, a side effect of the radiation. He couldn't swallow easily, he couldn't eat. He had a feeding tube inserted in his stomach."

    But the dedicated dad "did not want people to know the pain he was in... It was just excruciating."

    Danner also said that her late husband bravely tried to advise other cancer sufferers in the months before he lost his life. Danner says, "The doctors loved him. He would speak to patients across the country about what to expect. He became a very good campaigner for stopping smoking."

    "When he saw friends smoking, he would show them his big scar and say, 'You want to look like this in 20 years?'"

    That's sad news about her father and we'll to refrain from making fun of the pretentious actress in this post.

    Paltrow gave birth to her second child, a boy named Mortimer Moses, two weeks ago, and looks like she's going out for a pedicure in these pictures taken yesterday in New York.

    Pictures [via]

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    Apr
    25
    Gillian Anderson and her husband have split


    Actress Gillian Anderson and her husband of 16 months, documentary filmmaker Julian Ozanne, have broken up. They announced their pending divorce:

    "Gillian Anderson and her husband, Julian Ozanne, are saddened to announce that their marriage is at an end and they are in the process of separating," read the statement released by Schillings Law Firm late Friday. "At this difficult time they request that their privacy is respected. There will be no further comment."

    Anderson, 37, and Ozanne, 42, a Kenya-born photojournalist, married at a friend's beach house on Lamu's Shelly Island, just off the Kenyan coast, on Dec. 29, 2004.

    They had lived in London with Anderson's daughter from a previous marriage, 11-year-old Piper.

    It's sad that it didn't work out for them. We took a while to report this as we were looking for these pictures of Anderson out with Ozanne last month. Thanks to "Hollywood Whore 2005" on the JJB board for finding them so quickly for us.

    We think that Anderson has a drinking problem and that may have contributed to her marital problems. She looks wasted in these pictures with her soon-to-be ex husband, and she also seemed drunk at a public appearance at the end of March.

    Anderson suffered from drunken air rage in January, and reportedly told a man to pay more attention his wife who was struggling to take care of his son. She also fell down the stairs in her home two years ago, injuring her back. The accident took place in the middle of the night, and who falls down the stairs in the middle of the night when they're sober?

    Here are Anderson and Ozanne in happier times.

    Posted to Breakups | Divorces | Gillian Anderson | Photos

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    Apr
    24
    Russell Simmons gets cosy with 20 22 year-old "America's Top Model"


    48 year-old Simmons, the founder of Def Jam records and owner of Phat Farm clothing, met his soon-to-be ex-wife Kimora when she was 17 and he was 35. They have two daughers, Ming Lee, 6, and and Aoki Lee Kyoko, 3 and a half.

    Russell Simmons' relationship with 23 year-old model Denise Vasi is said to have hastened the end of his marriage. Russell and Kimora remain on friendly terms for the sake of their businesses, and Russell has publically encouraged Kimora to have an affair too.

    Simmons apparently wasn't satisfied doing yoga with his lovely new girlfriend, because The NY Post reports that he was all over 20 22 year-old "America's Top Model" winner Naima Mora:

    After conspicuously making the rounds a couple of nights with 23-year-old model Denise Vasi, Simmons was on the prowl Thursday night. The hip-hop mogul and estranged husband of Kimora Lee Simmons showed up early and alone to the Complex magazine fourth-anniversary party at the Classic Car Club on Hudson and Broome, and he was looking for love. Spies say he quickly settled on "America's Next Top Model" winner Naima Mora , and the two spent the rest of the evening huddled in a corner.

    Simmons may have a penchant for young models, but does shows a sense of personal responsibility in his dealings with the public. He ran a hip-hop summit yesterday to try to teach financial matters to young people:

    The headliners include Alicia Keys, T.I., Nas, LL Cool J and Fabolous. But money - not music - will take center stage today as rap mogul Russell Simmons brings his Hip Hop Summit on Financial Empowerment to New York for the first time.

    Some 2,200 people are expected to fill the Hammerstein Ballroom on West 34th Street starting at 1:30 p.m. to learn about saving, budgeting, credit cards, FICO scores and home and car ownership.

    It's all part of Simmons' nationwide drive to harness the power of hip hop culture to teach money to young people.

    While financial experts will be on hand to dole out hard-nosed information, Simmons is looking to his star presenters to rouse the crowd with their own rags to riches stories.

    The Summit also touted a new pre-paid Visa card while expousing the dangers of personal credit.

    Here are some pictures of Mora, the winner on season 4. There are also pictures of Russell Simmons at the First Hip Hop Summit on Financial Empowerment yesterday. Other attendees include Jinx, Nas, and LL Cool J.



    Posted to Good Causes | Hookups | Photos | Russell Simmons

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    Apr
    23
    Exclusive: are Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban already married?


    Nicole Kidman was photographed leaving a Starbucks in the Hamptons on 4/21 while clutching a pile of papers. Commentors on the bulletin board where we found the pictures note that she looks like she's covering a baby bump, especially in a side picture (shown inset) that seems to show a lower-stomach bulge. No one noticed that she's wearing what looks like a wedding ring on her left ring finger, though, suggesting she may have already married her boyfriend of less than a year, Keith Urban.

    People have suggested Nicole is pregnant for a few weeks, and that she's planning a wedding to country singer Keith Urban. With these new pictures of Nicole hiding a baby bump and wearing a wedding ring, she may be confirming that both rumors are true.

    Meanwhile someone made up the quote from Kidman wishing just Katie Holmes and her baby well, and seeming to deliberately leave Tom out:

    The Australian actress was quoted yesterday saying “I hope mother and baby are doing well” after hearing news of Suri’s birth earlier in the week.

    However, Kidman’s publicist Catherine Olin has vehemently denied her client ever passed on her good wishes to the happy couple.

    She fumes, “I've been deluged with press queries on the back of this and I'm completely taken aback.

    "Ms Kidman never issues statements about her personal life. I'm her publicist and I never released this statement."

    If Kidman is indeed pregnant and married, the press will soon be focussing on her and not as much on her freaky ex and his new baby.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Babies | Keith Urban | Nicole Kidman | Photos | Weddings

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    Apr
    22
    Britney Spears is living in fear


    Britney Spears' seven month-old son, Sean Preston, has fallen several times according to sources close to Kevin and Britney. He's said to have fallen off the bed twice and off the couch at least once.

    When seven-month-old Sean toppled out of his high chair and fractured his scalp it wasn't his first fall, an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered.

    Twice before, says a source, the baby has rolled off of the pop princess' bed and crashed to the floor. Doctors say Sean could suffer brain seizures or memory loss for years to come.

    Both times Britney freaked out when she was wakened by the sound of her little boy screaming," said an insider. "She found him lying face down on the floor after falling from the bed."It was every mother's nightmare come true. She was so afraid he was hurt. The first time it happened, Sean was just over three months old. Fortunately the floor in Britney and Kevin's bedroom is carpeted and the baby was frightened but uninjured.

    "But two weeks later, the same scary thing happened again. Once again Britney woke to find the little guy face down on the floor, crying his heart out. This time she was shaken to the core."

    Another article states that Sean Preston also rolled off the couch when Kevin was supposed to be watching him, outraging Britney:

    Despite the high-chair fall claim that was released last week, the magazine reports that they have heard from multiple insiders and they have told Life & Style that that based on the accounts of Spears family members and Kevin himself, they claim — Sean may have injured himself after rolling off a couch in the same room where Kevin and his friends were at the time.

    “When Britney came to the door, she heard a thump and then Sean Preston screaming,” says one insider. Brit immediately blamed Kevin, telling him, “You’ve been nothing but trouble for me ever since I met you.”

    Kids fall, and my son rolled off the couch at that age when I was actually watching him. It wasn't that far and he seemed fine, but it was scary. Of course when a child falls more than a couple of times it is cause for alarm, especially when the baby ends up with fractured skull! Kevin probably wasn't paying attention to Sean Preston at all, and he deserves much more than a few harsh words from Britney.

    Now Britney is said to be afraid of losing Sean since she's in the system with the Department of Children and Family Services. Considering how poorly the agency handled abuse claims against Michael Jackson, Britney doesn't seem to have much to worry about.

    Britney has received a lot of bad press for driving with her baby in her lap and getting investigated by social services. An online poll in Us Weekly found that only 27% of the people who responded would let their kids play at Britney's house.

    Here are pictures of Britney out shopping without Sean Preston yesterday. TMZ has a video of Britney walking to her car. The person videotaping asks "Is everything ok with Sean?" and she nods yes and gets in the car.

    If you look closely you can see that she's wearing a locket with a little picture of Sean Preston on it.

    Pictures [via]

    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Photos

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    Apr
    22
    Christina Aguilera makes sugar water look delicious


    Christina Aguilera appears in new Pepsi ads airing overseas. In the latest ad shown below, she riles up fans in a soccer stadium. She's also seen in an earlier ad (link leads to YouTube video) recording in the studio and singing onstage.

    Here are some pictures taken while she was shooting the commercial: [via]

    Posted to Christina Aguilera | Endorsements | Photos

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    Apr
    22
    Lindsay Lohan will turn the camera on Karl Lagerfeld


    Instead of fulfilling her dream to model for Karl Lagerfeld, Lohan will have to settle for snapping the fashion designer herself. She's scheduled to take pictures of Lagerfeld for an upcoming issue of Interview magazine:

    Karl Lagerfeld is ready for his close up—with Lindsay Lohan, that is. The actress, who is scheduled to be photographed by Alexi Lubomirski for Harper’s Bazaar today, will soon turn the camera on the man of all trades, The Daily has learned. Lohan is said to be shooting Lagerfeld for an upcoming issue of Interview; editor Ingrid Sischy apparently introduced the pair some time ago. In fact, Karl’s already shot Lindsay for a past issue of the Andy Warhol-founded publication! Since then, it’s been love at first sight. “I love Karl,” Lohan professed, at Tuesday night’s Prada party. Look for Lagerfeld, who is to arrive in New York today, and his luscious Lohan to rendezvous over tea at the Mercer Hotel soon.

    Lohan was passed up for a fashion contract by Lagerfeld for being too young, and is said to be desperate to get a high-end fashion endorsement deal. At least she has a sense of humor about it, but it seems rather lame that she's going to take pictures of Lagerfeld.

    Lohan has a lot of projects coming up and will eventually star in a "dark comedy" called Georgia Rule with Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. The movie has yet to be written.

    Here are Lohan and Lagerfeld at an art opening for Visionaire magazine last night in NY. Also shown are Cher, Michael Stipe and Chloe Sevigny. Sevigny needs to get her eyebrows and hair done.

    Posted to Cher | Chloe Sevigny | Lindsay Lohan | Parties | Photos

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    Apr
    21
    Hot but dumb: Sienna Miller's new boyfriend


    We dug around for these pictures of the new guy that Sienna Miller is supposedly seeing, Nico Malleville. Nico is an Argentinian-born model who has appeared in ads for DKNY and Burberry, and who owns several hotels. He might not be dumb, but he has to have something wrong with him in order to hookup with Sienna.

    Supposedly they met a few years ago and spent a vacation in Mexico together just two weeks ago:

    They've kept in touch ever since and two weeks ago, after her split from actor Hayden Christensen, Sienna flew to the exclusive Mayan Riviera in Mexico for a romantic break with Nico.

    The loved-up couple stayed in the plush Coqui Coqui Spa on Tulum beach - one of the many hotels the Argentinian model owns - before travelling through the Mayan Riviera together...

    "They enjoyed romantic candle-lit dinners on the beach and tried several pampering spa treatments." Earlier this month we revealed that after a reconciliatory dinner in London, Jude Law had flown to New York to see his former fiance amid speculation they are considering making up.

    But her Mexican adventure may put a spanner in the works...

    The romance didn't stop once they boarded the plane back to New York.

    Sienna and Nico have been spotted several times lunching in Manhattan where she is working on her new film Interview. Nico is in the Big Apple modelling for Donna Karan.

    Sienna's spokesperson refused to comment.

    Now the timeline is incredibly suspect - because Sienna was said to have spent a few days with her ex Jude Law on Wednesday, April 5th, which is a little over two weeks ago. That means that Sienna is working two men and barely took a break between them.

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    Update: Pictures of Sienna Miller at club MisShapes on April 15th. Note that the club is in New York, and that Sienna is smoking. Smoking in clubs has been outlawed in New York for several years. [via]

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    Apr
    20
    "Three Days of Rain" is a mixed success for Julia Roberts


    Julia Roberts received a standing ovation last night on the official opening of her broadway play "Three Days of Rain." Many celebrities attended the show and after party, and people said they loved it. Unfortunately the critics trashed Julia's performance.

    The previews are over and the verdict is in -- and film star Julia Roberts is getting the most brutal reviews of her career for her Broadway debut.

    The New York Times said Roberts' performance in "Three Days of Rain" is "stiff with self-conciousness."

    The play officially debuted Wednesday night at Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre on 45th Street in Manhattan.

    The critic for The New York Post said: "Hated the play ... hated her ... liked the rain."

    The New York Daily News wrote that there's "no chemistry" between Roberts and her co-stars.

    The Washington Post said "the pretty woman is pretty much in over her head."

    Only USA Today was kind, saying Roberts' performance was "credible, compelling and sweetly funny."

    The play is a huge box office success, though, thanks to Roberts' star power. All 16 performances are sold out, and have grossed nearly $2 million.

    Celebrities pictured attending the show include James Gandolfini, Dave Matthews, Marcia Gay Harden, Thaddeus Scheel, Rosie Perez, Kristen Johnston, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Elaine Stritch, Oprah, Gayle King, Mario Cantone, and Michael C. Hall. Roberts is shown on stage and at the after party with her co-stars, Paul Rudd, and Bradley Cooper.



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    Apr
    20
    Mandy Moore had to kick her parents out of her house


    In a funny twist on the slacker who doesn't leave home scenario, Mandy Moore had to kick her parents out of her new house in LA after inviting them to stay with her.

    The star didn’t think twice about inviting [her parents] to stay after buying her new LA pad a couple of years ago - however the star soon realised she wanted some more privacy.

    She said: “My parents moved in with me, I’m very close with my family.

    “But the time came when I actually had to kick my parents out - because it’s my house!

    “So I had to have the awkward talk with them like, ‘I think it’s about time you guys moved back to Florida,’ which is where I grew up.

    “Not only did they lose me, they lost my younger brother who was going to live with me as well, and stay in the house.

    “They became homeless and empty-nesters at the same time.”

    That's kind of cute. Moore seems like the type of person who would be worried about kicking her parents out.

    Here she is hosting Total Request Live on MTV yesterday.

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    Apr
    20
    Leonardo Dicaprio's new girlfriend is predictably hot


    Leonardo Dicaprio, 31, is dating Israeli model, Bar Rafaeli, 20.

    The Aviator star, 31, and beauty Bar Rafael [sic], 20, have stepped out together in both Prague, Czech Republic, and the capital of romance, Paris, where they took a slow stroll before enjoying an intimate meal together.

    DiCaprio split from his long-term supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen last year, while Rafael recently dated ex-Baywatch actor David Charvet.

    Dicaprio was spotted making out with a different gorgeous blonde in South Africa a few weeks ago, where he was shooting a film.

    Here is Rafaeli's swimsuit calendar. [via] and a low-res picture of her out with DiCaprio. [via]

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    Apr
    20
    Janice Dickinson to run a modeling agency on new reality show


    Janice Dickinson is going to star in a reality series as she runs her own modeling agency in Hollywood. It's going to air on the network that no one watches, Oxygen. From what we saw on Surreal Life, she's unbalanced but that doesn't mean her show will be interesting.

    The show was originally scheduled to start filming back in November, but just had its initial casting call for models yesterday, when these pictures were taken.

    It's hard to resist publishing pictures of Dickinson, who pulls all sorts of stupid faces. She's a good candidate for the new site Buttafaces.com.

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    Apr
    19
    Diddy is creepy as hell


    P. Diddy says that he likes a woman's nether region fully waxed so he can do his thing. Now that's normal and a lot of guys agree with him. What's not normal is the fact that he goes on to say that he likes to wash their hair before he gets busy:

    Diddy recently revealed his secret to wooing women - he washes their hair.

    The star, who used to date Jennifer Lopez, claims he works ladies up into a lather by sensually shampooing their locks.

    He said: "I do it old school, using a pot to rinse their hair. I do it slowly, lather her up, letting the water trickle over her.'

    All I can think of is that episode of The X Files where the serial killer washed his victims' hair and trimmed their nails before killing them. It's creepy to say that you like to wash women's hair and it skeeves me out that Diddy is into that.

    Here's Diddy at a listening party for Cheri Dennis' Album on April 12th. He is shown with Usher, Andre Harrell, Cherri Dennis, Sean Combs and Tracey Weyper.

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    Apr
    19
    Tori Spelling's mom no longer talks to her


    Tori Spelling's mom was said to be pissed that Tori was planning on making fun of her eBay obsession on her new faux-reality series for VH1, sonoTORIous. Now that the show has aired, with Loni Anderson playing Tori's bitchy mom, Tori's real mom won't even talk to her.

    The show is less than kind in its portrayal of Candy Spelling, played by Loni Anderson, and the mother of the "Beverly Hills, 90210" star is reportedly so angry, she no longer speaks to her daughter, TMZ.com reported Wednesday.

    Tori's divorce from Charlie Shanian is due to be finalized after a million-dollar wedding and a mere 14 months of marriage. She is now free to marry her fiance, Dean McDermott..

    Here she is at the Hollywood Life Reception For "So noTORIous" at Pizarro Design Studio last night.

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    Apr
    19
    Pink's ode to masturbation


    Pink manages to keep herself in the news again this week. Let's review the highlights:

  • A bonus track on her new album is called "fingers" and is her tribute to the joys of pleasuring onself. Not content to let people figure out the lyrics on their own, Pink has to explain them ad naseum:

    The 'Some Girls' rocker has revealed that 'Fingers' - a bonus track on her new album, 'I'm Not Dead' - is about her pleasuring herself.

    She revealed: "Everything to me is a visual. My favourite songwriters are those who can paint a picture with their words.

    "Maybe I don't do it as dramatically or deeply or as poignantly. But I like to paint a picture. I just thought, why not?"

  • Pink has also "dropped out" of the race to place Janis Joplin in a new biopic, because she says it's turned into a circus. She clearly wasn't the top pick or she would have stuck around:

    However, Pink says she has now "dropped out of [the race to play Janis Joplin]".

    She explained: "They're trying to turn it into some circus pop contest - who's the 'it' girl who wants to play Janis? Janis was so much deeper than that."

    You're not much deeper than that, Pink, so we doubt it had anything to do with that.

  • And Pink is going to play at a party for Prince Charles. She famously turned down a chance to perform at Prince William's 21st birthday, supposedly due to the fact that William likes to hunt.

    Here is Pink on an amusement park ride in LA after shooting the video for "Who Knew." [via] You can also download the mp3 of "Who Knew" from Faded Youth.

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  • Apr
    19
    Paris Hilton's new line of cellphone games


    Paris Hilton is launching a new line of cellphone games, starring herself of course.

    The initial game will be "geared to tweens/teens and fans of Paris Hilton," according to an official announcement Tuesday (April 18) from the games' publisher and developer, Gameloft.

    "Mobile gaming is really hot right now, and I'm excited to be part of this project," Hilton said in the Gameloft statement. While Hilton might not be a big gamer, she's made appearances at industry parties sporting a bejeweled Nintendo DS and flashy PlayStation Portable, courtesy of her hosts.

    Hilton won't have anything to do with the project except for lending her name and likeness to the game.

    Paris held a party at her place Monday Night for her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos' 21st birthday. (We said it was next week, but we were wrong.) Perez Hilton has the details:

    Revelers included: Nicky Hilton, Kevin Connolly, Brett Ratner, Milla Jovovich, Vincent Gallo, Elisha Cuthbert, Kimberly Stewart, Jon Alagem, David Katzenberg, Brody Jenner, Andy Milonakis, Casey Johnson and Lucas Haas.

    Around midnight, Courtney Love made a surprise appearance, accompanied by Billy Corgan and her drummer/friend Lisa.

    Miss Love looked gorgeous, dressed in all black, wearing strappy, diamond-covered heels, and her hair adorned with decorative fabric.

    At 1:30 A.M., some boys and girls jumped in the pool, including Stavros - clad in his boxers - and Paris (who went swimming in her dress). Quite a fun way to cap the evening!

    Here are Perez' pictures. He doesn't have to make his tag so obtrusive - we know he was there.

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    Apr
    19
    Sienna Miller thinks she looks good


    Sienna Miller's new extensions look terrible, and she's a total mess. The girl needs to get a stylist right away. Even one of those anorexic blonde boho stylists would do a better job at dressing her than she does herself. Hell, a random person on the street could probably pick out a better look for the actress.

    The only recent news about Miller involves a mystery guy she supposedly had a date with, and the fact that she made an ass of herself at the Oscar parties, which we already reported.

    Here she is in NY yesterday wearing sunglasses she could have replaced with a more stylish pair off the street. She is also seen on Monday wearing paint-splattered boots and running into Susan Sarandon. [via]

    Update: Some images removed on request.

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    Apr
    18
    Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale expecting a girl


    Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale were photographed at her parents' LA home on Easter Sunday. Stefani and Rossdale have recently confirmed that they're expecting a baby girl:

    A radiant Gwen arrived for the visit in a full-length, orange kaftan-style outfit. As the exuberant blonde - who has a sister and two brothers, including her former No Doubt colleague Eric - got out of the car a group of relatives came out into the garden of the one-storey home to greet her.

    The 36-year-old singer recently revealed that the baby, expected in early June, is a girl. According to friends, Gavin is every bit as excited as his wife about the little one.

    Here are pictures of the happy couple outside of Stefani's parents' house. A neighborhood kid is seen approaching Stefani to get her autograph on a poster-sized picture of her on the cover of Rolling Stone.

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    Apr
    18
    Paris freaks out without her security pillow


    Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reports that Paris HIlton refused to board a plane at LAX when she discovered her Tempur-Pedic pillow wasn't with her. She demanded that she be taken to the nearest mall to buy another one, and then got sidetracked by all the pretty, shiny things:

    PARIS HILTON threw a bitchy-snit at LAX when she discovered flunkies hadn't packed the "personal pillow" she always takes when she flies — and flatly refused to board her NYC flight without it! Flouncing out of the airport, Ms. Simple Life ordered her limo driver to whisk her to the Westside Pavilion mall several miles away. But after picking out a new Tempur-Pedic pillow, shop-aholic Paris couldn't resist popping into the Guess store... then Nordstrom... then Rampage... and finally ended up spending three hours — and $3,000! By that time, she'd missed her LAX plane and the next two — so the chauffeur gunned it to grab the next available flight at John Wayne Airport. And during the ride, Paris calmly catnapped on her brand-new pillow!

    That's just a little bit spoiled.

    Here are Paris and Starvos Niarchos III at a Lakers game recently. Niarchos will inherit $275 million when he turns 21 next week.

    She is shown above with Hugh Hefner at his 80th birthday party.

    Pictures [via]

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    Apr
    18
    Gisele Bundchen in Italian GQ and for Ebele


    Gisele Bundchen appears in April's Italian edition of GQ magazine. She also is shooting ads for watch maker Ebele. Her career is in full force, with an upcoming appearance in the film The Devil Wears Prada and a new role in a film with David Beckham and Gerard Depardieu:

    Newly released photographs of the catwalk queen shooting a promotion for luxury watch brand Ebel show she has lost none of her sultry appeal. In one of the pictures the 25-year-old, who was named by Forbes magazine as the most successful model of all time, shows off her enviable curves by posing in a sizzling black bikini.

    And it would appear billboards and magazine pages aren't the only places fans can expect to see the model. Having recently wrapped up an appearance opposite Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada, the blonde bombshell has now signed on to play one of the leading roles in Asterix At The Olympic Games. Working on the new adventure will see the South American starring alongside England football captain David Beckham and legendary French actor Gerard Depardieu.

    Pictures [via]

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    Apr
    17
    Mischa Barton plays with her dog


    Mischa Barton, the new face of Bebe in ads that are tamer than the hype would lead you to expect, was snapped outside her trailer playing with her dog. She's probably on the set of "The OC," although there isn't a description to go along with the photos.

    Barton is reportedly single after ending her on-again off-again relationship with Whitestarr frontman Cisco Adler for good last week.

    Pictures from and [via]

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    Apr
    17
    Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman shop for their dog


    So we don't have a story to go along with these pictures, because unlike other singers there isn't much gossip about Aguilera and she seems to keep a low profile. Good for her.

    Here's the description:

    Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman spend the afternoon shopping for their pet dog at Fifi and Romeo, a trendy pet boutique in West Hollywood, CA. The popular singer and her music executive husband then went for dinner at the trendy Toscana restaurant in Brentwood

    A lot of people deride Bratman's looks since he's not super-handsome, but he seems like a great guy and unlike K-Fed he has a successful career on his own.

    Pictures [via]

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    Apr
    17
    Lindsay Lohan on Saturday Night Live


    We have plenty of Lindsay news and pictures today. Lohan made her second appearance on Saturday Night Live this week. She first appeared on the show in May, 2004. Commentors on the bulletin board where we found the pictures noted that she was funny in a couple of skits, but that the dialogue was bad.

    Here's a video of one of Lohan's skits on SNL. She plays the fictional hip-hop artist "ambience" in an MTV parody. Wait until the video loads and then move the bottom cursor to the middle because she doesn't come on until halfway through, and the rest is not worth watching.

    Here are screencaps of Lindsay on the show and arriving at the after party.

    Pictures [via] and [via]

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    Apr
    17
    Kate Moss is the new face of Nikon


    So Kate Moss doesn't really care about much since her comeback is in full force. She got an over quarter-million dollar contract with Calvin Klein a couple weeks ago, and now she's going to represent Nikon cameras:

    Nikon said that it will begin a major ad campaign for its new Coolpix S6 digital camera using supermodel Kate Moss.

    Moss will appear in print, TV and cinema ads and on the web at stunningnikon.com to promote the point-and-shoot camera.

    She's also rumored to be returning to Burberry after they dropped her during her cocaine scandal last year. Oh and there's a ridiculous new statue of her.

    Everything is not roses with Kate. She was overheard complaining about her lack of a sex life. Her ex, Pete Doherty, with whom she is supposedly back together, bragged that he was sober while at a performance in Ireland this weekend, so that could explain it.

    Update: Kate was spotted holding hands with Israeli financier Vivi Nevo at a party for model Jeisa Chiminazzo in NY recently.

    Here is Kate getting reading for Easter weekend with her daughter, Lila Grace, and her ex, Lila's father Jefferson Hack. There are also two pictures of Kate for Nikon courtesy of yeeeah.

    Posted to Endorsements | Kate Moss | Pete Doherty | Photos | Sex

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    Apr
    17
    Sienna Miller screws up her big fashion contract


    Just like Jessica Simpson, Sienna Miller has been spotted out in the wrong brand of jeans when she's contractually obligated to wear a certain brand:

    This week, glossy magazines carried photos of Miller shopping in a pair of jeans from a designer called LoFli.

    So far so uncontroversial. But my man in the rag trade points out that la Miller signed an exclusive deal in November to be the "face and body" of Pepe jeans.

    "Not only did Sienna do a racy photo-shoot on a beach in Malibu, she also agreed in writing not to wear rival products," I'm told. "Not surprisingly, Pepe now want her to explain what's going on."

    Yesterday, the jeans firm's spokesman insisted: "Sienna is contracted only to wear Pepe jeans, so we're sure it must be an old photograph."

    Oops. Guess a fashion contract means that you can't even go out of your house wearing clothes that aren't sponsor-approved. It's not as big a sponsor faux pas as Jessica Simpson made, though. According to a new lawsuit against her, she named "True Religion" as her favorite brand of jeans when she was supposed to promote a line named after her creepy father's nickname for her, "Princy."

    Here is Miller on the set of "Interview," in which she plays a soap actress who gets interviewed by a "fading political journalist" played by Steve Buscemi. Hillary Duff is shown in the same dress as a host of the 2005 Teen Choice Awards. Via ONTD!.

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    Apr
    17
    Lindsay Lohan to play Sailor Moon?


    Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be in talks to play the anime action character Sailor Moon in an upcoming movie. It's a pretty weak rumor, but good enough for us to report:

    We suppose this could be considered our first legitimate completely unsubstantiated rumor that'll probably turn out to be false scoop. We were recently passed on the information that a Japanese Magazine titled Animage, in their current issue, announced that Fox has acquired the rights to the popular anime series SAILOR MOON and is looking to Joss Whedon to presumably write and direct a live action film. Further, they're hoping Miss Can't Keep Her Genitals Inside Her Clothes herself Lindsay Lohan will star alongside Jennifer Garner (as the main villain) in an all non-Asian cast.
    [via]

    The source goes on to say that they really hope Lohan doesn't get the part. She certainly hasn't shown her acting skills yet, although it can't be too hard to jump around in costume and play an cartoon character.

    You can see the full E! True Hollywood Story on Lohan on YouTube. Here are the links, which launch automatic video: [via]

  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 1
  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 2
  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 3
  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 4
  • Lindsay Lohan E! True Hollywood Story Part 5

    Here are pictures of Lohan out in NY and with her sister recently [via] and [via]


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  • Apr
    17
    Lindsay Lohan in "Just My Luck"


    Lindsay Lohan is starring in the romantic comedy, "Just My Luck," which is due for release on May 12th. It's a good thing she has several other films in the can, because the plot is rather dumb and familiar, and "Just My Luck" won't do much to bolster her film career.

    Manhattan socialite, Ashley is the luckiest person in New York. Untill, one night she goes to a masquerade ball and meets, Jake. Jake on the other hand has the worst luck. After kissing Jake, Ashley is horrified to find out that she and Jake swapped luck.

    In related news that you may have heard already, Lohan really wants to get a fashion contract, and is hinting that Versace is interested in her. She was passed up by Chanel for being too young, and by Louis Vuitton for being too "American." Now she's meeting up with Donatella Versace, and has eagerly blabbed about it, saying that she's "going to spend time with Donatella on her boat," but that nothing is decided yet.

    Here are some stills from "Just my Luck." [via]

    And here is the trailer to "Just My Luck." It looks really bad, we have to say.

    Posted to Lindsay Lohan | Movies | Photos | Video

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    Apr
    15
    Mischa Barton's new Bebe ads


    Mischa Barton is the new face of Bebe, in ads to be launched soon. One commentor on the bulletin board where we found these scans said she's already seen the pictures on a bus stop.

    She's said to be "playing the dominatrix" in these ads by photographer Steven Klein, but they look pretty tame:

    The pretty actress will be seen on billboards across America wearing Bebe outfits, posing alongside scantily clad man-servants.

    In one quirky photo, taken by top snapper Steven Klein, Barton digs her high-heel stilettos into a male model's bare back, while, in another, a hunk wearing nothing but a pair of bikini briefs kneels obediently beside her as she strikes a fierce pose behind a veil.

    Rumor has it that Mischa has been late on set and may be thinking of leaving The O.C. Her bosses have denied that there's a problem, and say they "don't comment on rumor or speculation." That makes it sound true, doesn't it?

    Here are some of Barton's Bebe ads, as seen in OK! magazine:

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    Apr
    14
    Nicole Richie redesigns her engagement ring


    Nicole Richie is redesigning the engagement ring given to her by DJ AM in February, 2005 for their first engagement. The couple broke up in December, 2005, and reconciled six weeks ago. Richie will save AM money by using the stone from her original ring in a new setting. Apparently she's "superstitious," but we just think she's pushing AM into another engagement and doesn't want to wait for him to get her a new ring:

    The couple has already decided to give their engagement another try after breaking it off at Christmas, and friends claim Richie is simply planning to revamp her old engagement ring.

    According to an insider, the 24-year-old would have donned her old ring if she wasn't so superstitious about jinxing the romance with a ring she cast aside when they split. Magazine In Touch claims Richie recently met with jewelery designer Nancy Davis, who designed her first ring, about creating a new design.

    A source says, "She wants a ring that doesn't hold any memories of the break-up."

    Meanwhile, Richie is already telling her pals that she and Goldstein are "unofficially engaged," according to Life & Style magazine, and they plan to marry later this year.

    "Unoffically engaged" is like being a "little bit pregnant" - it doesn't exist except in the minds of people who really want to make it happen.

    Here are AM and Richie in NY City on April 13th. Remember how we said AM was surprisingly hot? Yeah, we take it back.

    Posted to DJ AM | Engagements | Nicole Richie | Photos | Reconciliations

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    Apr
    14
    Angelina Jolie completes Brad Pitt's emasculation


    Brad Pitt has been seen in Namibia with a mohawk hairdo - just like little Maddox's! Since the Jolie-Pitts are in the sticks now, and Jolie has been said to cut Maddox's hair herself, the most logical conclusion is that Jolie cut Pitt's hair into the ridiculous new style:

    Brad, 42, sported his daring ’do while playing softball with Maddox in Namibia, Africa, where he and Angelina Jolie, 30, are awaiting the imminent birth of their baby, along with Maddox and his 15-month-old sister Zahara. So why the new ’do?

    Here’s a clue.
    In an interview last December, Angelina’s New York-based stylist Ted Gibson revealed that the
    actress insists on cutting Maddox’s Mohawk herself.

    Did she give Brad the chop, too? Looks likely!

    Brad carries a daddy bag, lets his wife move the family around at will, and apparently allows her to cut his hair any way she sees fit! He's a rather accommodating guy.

    In related news, Brad has three construction crews working overtime to finish his Hollywood home in time for the birth of his first biological child with Angelina. In order to make sure the construction does not disturb his neighbors, he ordered all loud work stopped in the evening. He also visited several neighbors personally and promised to throw a cocktail party when he returns. What a nice guy. He'll have to see what Angelina wants to do, though, because she might not be ready to move back to Hollywood for quite a while.

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    Apr
    14
    Violet Affleck rushed to hospital; Jennifer Garner's bush


    That's a really tasteless title, we know, but it's the Friday before a holiday so what the hell.

    Four month-old Violet Affleck, the baby daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, was rushed to hospital when she had trouble breathing on April 8th. She is fine now, but the new family had quite a scare:

    In Touch Weekly is reporting that on April 8 the 4-month-old adorable little girl had to be rushed to a medical building in Century City, Calif.

    It seems Violet was having difficulty breathing, says an insider, who adds that the baby was also tested for asthma.

    The weekly tabloid cites an eyewitness that said, “Ben and Jen looked so worried. As Ben carried Violet, Jen kept peering into the blanket to check on her...”

    They got their little girl in for care and about an hour later, a much calmer family emerged, and they headed straight home with Violet.

    That must be when the recent pictures of Violet were taken. It's scary to have a baby with a medical problem, and we hope that Violet is completely recovered.

    Jennifer Garner has admitted that she's scared of filming the scene in Alias where her character gives birth:

    The actress, who gave birth to baby Violet last December, fears her on-screen labor will be a huge embarrassment.

    She says, "I think it is going to be an incredibly embarrassing day. I have been dreading this moment as long as I have known it was coming. I can't even imagine being in front of my crew. It is not even about the people watching it on TV. Imagine what this crew has seen me do over the last five years? I still get embarrassed any time I have to not have my clothes on around them, because those are my guys. They are all like brothers or father figures, so it will be a rough day for me."

    Speaking of taking her clothes off, some clever person in the SuperiorPics forums cranked up the contrast in Photoshop to provide a glimpse of Garner's bush. The picture below is NSFW obviously. It's a bit controversial, with some people saying it's faked entirely, but it looks kind of real to us.

    Posted to Babies | Ben Affleck | Illness | Jennifer Garner | Photos

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    Apr
    14
    Lindsay Lohan to pull an Angelina


    Lindsay Lohan will pull an Angelina and visit local schools and clinics in Kenya as part of a charity trip with Bono's One Campaign:

    After Lohan's done with her new film roles (and her promo work for the old ones), she says she's going on a trip to Kenya with the One Campaign, which, according to the charity, is still in the planning stages.

    "As with Brad Pitt and other celeb visits, it'll likely focus on where America is helping make a difference to save and change lives," One Campaign spokesperson Meighan Stone said, citing schools, clinics and microcredit efforts to help Africans build their own businesses. A date for the trip has yet to be determined.

    Lohan has plenty to do in the next few months. She has four movies finished which are due for release, "Just My Luck," "Bobby," "A Prarie Home Companion," and "Chapter 27," and will be shooting two more.

    Interesting that this news was released a day after the story of the Lindsay and Jessica Simpson catfight. Lohan is said to have made Jessica Simpson cry in that incident, and has been dating 37 year-old director Brett Ratner this week.

    Here is Lohan out shopping on Wednesday.

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    Apr
    14
    Sarah Jessica Parker hates Hollywood


    Sarah Jessica Parker has slammed Hollywood for making movies for dumb teen audiences:

    Sarah Jessica Parker has attacked Hollywood, claiming studios only make movies for 16 year-olds. The actress accuses the system of pandering to teenagers "wanting to see movies for knuckleheads."

    She says, "I remember when adults went to movies. Until about five years ago there were always adult films, and they made their money back. It wasn't such a risk. So I feel I have to compete against audience's tastes."

    Parker, your last film was totally panned as insipid and predictable, and the one before that wasn't too much better. It's not like you're making thoughtful art films so who are you to complain about the industry that made you rich? Maybe you're trying to make excuses for starring in terrible films. You're starting to sound like Gwyneth Paltrow and should zip it.

    Here's Parker with her husband, Matthew Broderick at "The American Theatre Wing's Annual Spring Gala Honoring Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane," on April 10th and at the Fragrance FIFI awards on April 3rd. Maybe Dr. Ruth can help her mend her lousy relationship with some old fashioned loving.

    Posted to Arrogant | Matthew Broderick | Photos | Sarah Jessica Parker

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    Apr
    13
    Paris Hilton sings happy birthday to Hugh Hefner


    Paris Hilton sang happy birthday at a party held for 80 year-old Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner. She wore a bra, panties and garters and exhibited a surprisingly good singing voice. Hef was also feted by Donald Trump, Three-6 Mafia, Jenna Jameson, Bill Maher, and Oliver Stone.

    Here's the video of Paris singing to Hef and some photos of Paris and her mom Kathy at the LA Lakers "3rd annual Mirage Las Vegas Casino Night and Bodog Celebrity Poker Invitational" benefit on April 12, 2006 in Santa Monica, California. She certainly likes to suck on things.

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    Apr
    13
    Has Katie Holmes already given birth?


    Katie Holmes has not been seen outside of Cruise's estate for a few days. This may mean that she has already given birth and that the Scientologists are sequestering the baby in accordance with their arbitrary belief system:

    Reports from Wednesday say that Katie Holmes is now missing in action, no longer emerging from the Cruise compound. That has brought speculation that the fabulous Katie Holmes may have already given birth within the estate - and the couple wish to keep it quiet so she and the baby can have a few days of silence before the press begins the onslaught.

    Let's review the guidelines for giving birth and caring for newborns that L.Ron Hubbard pulled out of his ass:

  • The newborn is to be left entirely alone for the full first day after it is born
  • The baby is to be separated from the mother for three full days after birth
  • The mother should stay silent during childbirth
  • The mother cannot talk to the baby for a full week after its born

    It would make sense, then, that Katie and the baby are kept away from the media and from all "negative influences" for a full week after birth. If she doesn't come out for another shopping trip in the next few days, you can bet she's given birth.

    Katie is also said to be "out of her mind" since Cruise has been leaving her alone while he flies planes and travels in the last few days of her pregnancy:

    To make matters worse, Cruise has been trotting the globe and playing with his very expensive toys while shipping Katie off to the Scientology celeb center every day. While word of the practice of the Scientology "silent birth" is published all over the world, the unfortunate young Holmes has been left alone to cope with the overwhelming changes.

    While Cruise may not be there for Holmes in the real world, he's very good at giving loving quotes and posing for the cameras. In an upcoming interview with GQ, Cruise calls sex with Holmes "spectacular" and says that he feels more strongly for her than he ever did for Nicole Kidman, who he was married to for over 12 years.

    Here are pictures from the May issue of GQ. [via]

    Posted to Babies | Katie Holmes | Magazines | Photos | Tom Cruise | TomKat

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  • Apr
    13
    Britney Spears cleared of child endangerment charges


    Nothing came of the recent Department of Children and Family Services investigation into Sean Preston's skull fracture. The case was dropped immediately after case workers questioned the Spears-Federlines. (In what is probably an oversight, The Sun spells Federlines last name wrong in the way that we all do to make fun of him.)

    Social service investigators were automatically called after the singer took SEAN PRESTON to hospital with the injury.

    But after quizzing Britney and hubby KEVIN SPENDERLINE, authorities ruled it was an accident.

    Britney’s lawyer Marty Singer said: “They determined that the parents were not involved in any injury and that nothing improper was done within the home.”

    Doctors say the seven-month-old is lucky to be alive after plunging three feet on to his head when his high chair snapped on April 1. He was being looked after by his nanny at the star’s home in Malibu.

    From what I know, Child Services can take months to investigate a case. They must have closed this one right away because it was Britney's baby.

    Here is Kevin Federline in Century City, California on April 11th.

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    Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Photos

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    Apr
    13
    Avril Lavigne tries to distract from her baby bump with horizontal stripes


    Avril Lavigne sang at the "Volvo for Life" awards ceremony in NY yesterday. Her tummy looked less than flat in a tight top with horizontal black stripes.

    The awards honored young people who do extraordinary volunteer work "in the areas of safety, quality of life and environment." They were hosted by Benjamin Bratt, with performances by Avril Lavigne and the Harlem Gospel Choir.

    Lavigne, 21, is rumored to be pregnant. She has been engaged to Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley, 25, since June 2005 and owns a home with him in Beverly Hills. She has recently said that she wants to marry Whibley this summer and plans to have children.

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    Apr
    12
    Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson cat fight!


    Us Weekly has details of a spat between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson that started when Lohan sent some drinks over to Simpson's party at an LA bar and Simpson didn't acknowledge the gesture:

    As Defamer reported last week, it looked like a sequel to Mean Girls at the L.A. bar The Dime on April 6. Now sources tell Us that the reason Lindsay Lohan became enraged is because she sent over a round of drinks to Jessica Simpson and director Brett Ratner (After the Sunset, Rush Hour) — who were sitting at a nearby table – and neither bothered to thank her.

    Says our source, “Lindsay said, ‘What’s the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk s–t about me, but now that Ashlee’s not here, what are you going to do? C’mon! I’m 19 and you’re 25. Say something, you coward!’

    Oh yeah! We would have loved to see that. Now Jossip reminds us of what Defamer originally reported:

    At around 1:30 they said it was the "last call" so we took that as our cue to get outta there but then none other than Jessica Simpson and her little posse came in through a back door so we decided to stay. Jessica immediately went over to that hack director Brett Ratner's table. Then outta nowhere Lindsay Lohan herself appeared and cozied right up next to Ratner.

    Looked like a catfight was gonna go down between the two girls but instead the blond guy called one of Lindsay's guy friends an "asshole" and the guys got into a heated argument themselves. A little later Ratner was sitting at Jessica's table just hanging out and laughing a lot but across the room Lohan was totally flipping out. Her pals kept coming over trying to pull Ratner away from Jessica's table. Then we heard a girl at Jessica's table call Lohan a "bitch"and next thing you know Ratner's like holding Lindsay back to keep her from storming the table in some all out attack.

    Lohan and the Simpson sisters have a long standing feud that originated when Ashlee dated Lohan's ex, big mouth Wilmer Valderrama. Lindsay even arranged to have Jessica Simpson turned back at the door of an MTV party she held last June.

    We don't think Lohan sent the drinks to Simpson in an attempt to make up with her - she was just looking for an excuse to lash out at her once her sister wasn't around!

    Here's Jessica and Ashlee at the Australian MTV VMAs and Lindsay at the Saturn Rocks Times Square event at the Hard Rock Cafe. Why is Lindsay touching her face so much? Isn't that what you do when you're wasted?

    The Simpson sisters' hairstylist and Jessica's good friend, Ken Paves, said it would take him less than 30 minutes to do each of their hair for the VMAs. Gee, can you tell?

    Posted to Fights | Jessica Simpson | Lindsay Lohan | Photos

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    Apr
    12
    Jessica Alba at the Malibu Film Festival


    Jessica Alba spoke at the closing night of the second annual Malibu Film Festival on Monday. She was accompanied by her boyfriend, Cash Warren.

    The Malibu Film Festival is a competition festival for independent films, similar to Sundance. The best film award was given to "Proposition," with a screenplay by musician Nick Cave:

    The closing night feature film, The Proposition, directed by John Hillcoat with a script by rocker Nick Cave, will be screened at The Jaguar Theatre in Malibu. The film is set in the harsh and rugged Australian outback of the 1880s and is a tale of loyalty and revenge as a brother must make an impossible choice when he is offered the chance to save one brother from execution by tracking and killing his older brother.

    And as a counterbalance to these serious pictures of Alba, here's a video of her in a bikini in Costa Rica:

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    Apr
    12
    Carmen and Dave in PR overtime


    We weren't entirely convinced that Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro were having relationship trouble until we read an unsourced e-mail report on Egotastic. There's something about those "I was there" stories that make them more convincing despite the fact that they're quite easily fabricated.

    Carmen teased her hair all up on Monday and attended two events with Dave. They were seen at the Scary Movie 4 premiere and at SAAB's new concept vehicle launch in New York.

    She insists that everything's fine in their relationship, but we still remember how nervous she seemed on the Tonight Show when she deliberately avoided the question.

    In this recent quote, she calls Dave her "friend," which usually doesn't bode well for a relationship:

    Carmen Electra insists husband Dave Navarro is her best friend and that's why their marriage is so successful. The actress previously had a string of bad relationships, including a failed marriage to basketball player Dennis Rodman and a romance with Prince, but has found true love with the rocker.

    She explains, "He's my best friend. He really lets me be who I am. It's the first time I've ever been able to travel and go to work and feel comfortable and be able to sleep at night knowing that my friend loves me and isn't hurting me. It's really nice."

    Electra does plan on starting a family but, despite tabloid reports, the couple is taking their time. She adds, "I do look forward to being a mom, but I'm not rushing it. But that's what's crazy, there have been so many stories in the tabloids that Dave and I breaking up and now I'm getting pregnant. I'm going, 'Which is it?'"

    She's not convincing us, but they'll probably work it out.

    Here are pictures from the Scary Movie 4 premiere and one from the SAAB AERO X concept car launch. Other stars seen at the Scary Movie premiere include Simon Rex (who was booted from a party for trying to pee on the carpet according to Page Six), Regina Hall, and Anna Faris.

    And here's the trailer for Scary Movie 4. This is the most we will ever see of this movie.

    Posted to Carmen Electra | Dave Navarro | Movies | Photos | Premieres

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    Apr
    12
    First peek at Violet Affleck


    Here's a cute picture of Violet Anne Affleck, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's four month-old daughter. Violet was born on December 1, 2005.

    A cute blurry picture of the baby came out a couple of weeks ago, but you can't see her face.

    She looks adorable although this picture isn't too flattering!

    Affleck is making headlines for his comments on "Real Time with Bill Mahar" that Bush should be "hung" for treason for leaking the name of CIA operative Valerie Plame:

    Bill Sammon, Washington Examiner: "A lot of critics are conflating the two and are saying that because Bush disclosed this piece of information, they're implying that Bush leaked the name." Ben Affleck: "He probably also leaked the name. There's just no proof of that."

    Sammon: "Even the prosecutor, even Fitzgerald is saying Bush didn't leak the name. So let's be clear, Bush didn't leak Valerie Plame's name -- not that we know of."

    Affleck: "Because if he did, you can be hung for that! That's treason!"

    Bill Maher: "That is treason."

    Affleck: "You could be killed. That's not a joking around Tom DeLay 'I'll do a year, I bribed the state officials with corporate money.' That's like they shoot you in the battlefield for doing that. Don't you think we should find out who leaked that name?"

    Affleck is right, that is treason and Bush should be tried for it, not to mention the fact that he deliberately led the country into war on completely false pretenses.

    Here's Violet Affleck. Linked pictures are about the same quality as shown in the header image above.

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    Posted to Babies | Ben Affleck | Jennifer Garner | Photos | Politics

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    Apr
    12
    Kelly Osbourne isn't entirely improved


    Kelly Osbourne attended the Denis Simachev fashion show in London yesterday. She hit a sour note with a chunky asymmetrical hairpiece and a fussy white cap sleeve blouse with a silly black neck tie.

    Kelly has been lauded for her recent weight loss, which she says is getting her more attention from boys:

    “Lots of posh boys are keen… The good-looking boys only look at me now because I’ve lost so much weight — they would never have touched me before.”

    But she thinks her bad girl image is still part of the attraction: “They all just want to take me home to upset their mums because I have tattoos. They want to piss them off.”

    She’s quite partial to bad boys herself though and has been linked to several rockstars and Sadie Frost’s ex, Jackson Scott: “I like bad boys. Mum goes mad.”

    Osbourne was pictured with a "guest" at the fashion show, the man in a striped shirt shown below, but he may be just a guest at the show and not a guest of hers. They don't seem to be looking at each other and it's possible they were just sitting near each other.

    Here is Osbourne at the fashion show. She is pictured with Julien MacDonald above.

    Posted to Fashion | Kelly Osbourne | Photos | Weight Loss

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    Apr
    11
    Exclusive: Are Justin and Cameron engaged?


    Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz attended last night's Lakers game and Cameron was wearing a ring on the ring finger of her left hand. It may mean nothing, or it may mean that the couple is finally engaged. Tongues were wagging at the end of March when the NY Daily news ran a piece stating that Timberlake was "confused" and wasn't ready to take the next step and get engaged to Diaz. Both parties denied anything was wrong with their relationship.

    Timberlake, 25, and Diaz, 33, have been dating for three years. It's about time they got engaged. Diaz looks incredibly happy at last night's game and she is wearing a ring. It doesn't look like a traditional engagement ring, but why would she wear it on that finger if it's just regular jewelry? Could Justin be ready to take the next step?

    This is an exclusive since no one at Oh No They Didn't where we found the picture source seems to have noticed the ring on Cameron's left hand. We also cannot find another blog that has pointed it out yet.

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    Apr
    11
    Kimora and Russell keep up the facade; Star Jones touches herself


    Kimora Lee and Russell Simmons attended a benefit together despite the fact that Kimora's representative confirmed at the end of March that they're splitting. Russell has admitted an ongoing affair with gorgeous model Denise Vasi, but stated that he's still friendly with Kimora for the sake of their children and business empire.

    They put on a happy face at their annual Art for Life Benefit in Palm Beach this weekend, and Russell's new girlfriend was not seen at the event. Still things were a bit straned for the two:

    Open-minded as Russell is about love triangles, he didn't bring his 23-year-old girlfriend, Denise Vasi. Still, there were moments of awkwardness. Like when honoree Denise Rich asked guests, "Don't they look good together?" She added, "[Russell,] you have always taken my advice, but this time you're not!"

    "Things between Russell and Kimora seemed strained," according to one guest. "She showed up late and left right after she was finished speaking onstage."

    Also at the party was Star Jones without her husband Al Reynolds. Star was said to be feeling her new boobs all night:

    "Her breasts must hurt after the surgery," says our spy. "She kept touching them all night."

    Here are photos from the benefit, with guests pictured including Gayle King, Star Jones, Sammy Sosa, Venus Williams and Antonio LA Reid.

    Posted to Good Causes | Kimora Simmons | Photos | Russell Simmons | Star Jones

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    Apr
    11
    Elizabeth Hurley and Ashley Judd at breast cancer benefit


    Elizabeth Hurley, Ashley Judd, breast cancer survivor Anastacia, and Elton John and his partner David Furnish were among the attendees at "The Very Hot Pink Party" in New York last night. Proceeds went to benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Elton John and Tony Bennett performed.

    Elizabeth Hurley is launching her own line of swimsuits and has just signed up to represent the handbag firm, Lancel.

    Elton John has done a lot of charity work recently. He cleaned out his closets to donate more than 10,000 items with the proceeds to benefit his Aids foundation.

    Here are the photos from the benefit. Ashley Judd is shown with her husband of five years, Italian racecar driver Dario Francitti. Elton John's partner David Furnish escorted Elizabeth Hurley to the event.

    Update: pictures from the ribbon cutting on Elton John's closet.

    Posted to Anastacia | Ashley Judd | Elizabeth Hurley | Elton John | Good Causes | Photos

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    Apr
    11
    Exclusive: Where Angelina and Brad are staying now


    We did a little research and think we figured out Angelina and Brad's latest location. Reuters reports that the Jolie-Pitts have moved from The Burning Shore resort in Namibia that we posted pictures of earlier to "a lodge in the Etosha National Game Park in northern Namibia, where lions are a top tourist draw and would help deter intruders trying to photograph the couple." Obviously their last location was too accessible and did not afford them the privacy they were hoping.

    There are many lodges in the Estosha National Game park. We browsed a lot of websites and compared prices. Most are nice, but not luxurious, and some are high-end, but have more than 15 rooms.

    The Little Ongava Lodge stands out as a luxurious getaway that's small and manageable enough for the Jolie-Pitts to book out. It has three spacious suites, each with their own swimming pool. It's also located on a hill and boasts of the privacy it provides to guests:

    Inspired by the spectacular panoramas and cool breezes that the hilltop overlooking Ongava Game Lodge affords, the three exclusive Little Ongava units present Wilderness Safaris first 6 paw (Premier) accommodations in Namibia. Literally a camp above a camp - guests can select to be as private as they wish, or they can integrate and enjoy meals or even soak in the atmosphere with a cocktail at Ongava's popular bar overlooking the waterhole along with the Game Lodge guests.

    Designed by a leading architect, drawing on historic, natural and cultural cues the design and decor integrates seamlessly with the Etosha National Park environment. Each spacious suite commands a private view of the waterhole and the plains beyond. Relax in your private infinity horizon plunge pool; luxuriate with both indoor and outdoor bathroom and shower facilities. Siesta in the independent sala, tucked away in the dolomite rock formation.

    The dedicated main area, for the exclusive use of Little Ongava guests, lends itself to relaxed, stylish dining under an African sky.

    Here are pictures of The Little Ongava Lodge. Again, this is our best guess, but it's much better than the rest of the area lodges, and we think we're right.

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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    Apr
    11
    Mischa and Cisco: finally over?


    Mischa Barton has stopped smoking up long enough to realize that she's out of Cisco Adler's league. Adler was said to be unhappy with Barton's partying, which led the actress to break up with the Whitestarr frontman:

    The actress, who plays Marissa Cooper in popular teen drama 'The O.C.', has allegedly called time on the pair's romance after the Whitestarr rocker complained she was partying too much.

    According to Britain's Daily Star newspaper, Barton, 20, was less than impressed when Adler, 26, told her he was unhappy with the amount of time she was spending with close friend Nicole Richie and dumped him.

    The two were said to be engaged last fall, but that seems to have been short lived. Page Six, hardly known for its accuracy, reported that they first split on February 26. They were spotted together since, suggesting they had reconciled.

    This time Barton seems to have wised up. She's hardly as foolish as most other actresses, and Adler must have had some redeeming qualities, but she's likely to move on to better fare now that she's single.

    Barton is also said to want to leave "The O.C." now that the show is not doing as well in the ratings.

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    Here is Mischa in New York on March 31st, and in California last week. And a glimpse at what she's missing in these pictures of Cisco Adler performing at the Celebrity Rock and Bowl on April 6th.

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    Apr
    11
    Ashlee Simpson to host the MTV Australian VMAs


    Ashlee Simpson will host the MTV Australian Video Music Awards at the Sydney Superdome tomorrow night. Her sister, Jessica, will be on hand for assumed presenting duties:

    "She (Jessica) is just going to be making an appearance," said Ashlee of her 25-year-old sister.

    "She is going to be back there, getting my back and giving me high fives."

    The sisters will walk the red carpet at Sydney SuperDome tomorrow night, with a string of other international talent confirmed to attend, including James Blunt and Snoop Dogg.

    "As far as inspiration for the show, I am just going to get out there and have a good time," said Ashlee, whose parents and managers Joe and Tina Simpson are also in Australia.

    "You might see me shake my booty!"

    As well as hosting duties, Ashlee will perform two songs, Boyfriend and Love.

    "I just usually chill out and hang out with my band," she said of her pre-performance plans.

    "I don't like to ever think too much about anything. I just like to go with it."

    Ashlee held a press conference for the event with fellow performing act The Veronicas. Lisa Origliasso of The Veronicas is dating Simpson's ex boyfriend, Ryan Cabrera. Simpson and Cabrera split in the summer of 2004, citing their busy schedules as young artists and a lack of time together. Simpson's "Pieces of Me" is reportedly about Cabrera.

    Here are Ashlee and The Veronicas and a couple of random ugly guys in underwear at the press conference. We also have the pictures of Jessica Simpson arriving in Sydney that you're probably already seen.

    Update: pictures of Ashlee "and her current boyfriend (and guitarist) Braxton Olita on a cruiser in Sydney Harbour." [via]

    15 pictures total.

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    Apr
    10
    Angelina breastfeeding? That's hot!


    New York Magazine tries to move copies with a headline declaring that they have the first Brangelina baby photos. Of course all they have are fuzzy faked photos using lookalikes and a newborn. They even have the Angelina model pose with the baby at her breast.

    The long filler article covers the paparazzi's scramble to get the first picture of the baby and societal fascination with it - a nonstory really. We'd rather read about how they're fighting or where they're sleeping in that Namibian Getaway.

    In that sense, the birth marks the end of a modern fairy tale, the sentimental made-for-TV-movie moment of the happy new family in their cocoon of bliss (and for added narrative pleasure, there’s poor Aniston off smoking and getting naked in a bad-looking movie with chubby Vince Vaughn). Whoever contrives to get the shot of the gorgeous Pitt-Jolie offspring will not only enjoy a lucrative windfall. They’ll give us the closure we all crave, while throwing open the door to the next serial fairy tale (the inevitable marital bumps, etc.) that will delight and/or disgust millions of us around the world—and sell a ton of magazines. But first, the photo, or what Debra Birnbaum, the deputy editor of Life&Style, calls “the Holy Grail of celebrity journalism.”

    According to those whose business it is to know such things, Jolie will likely give birth at Paris’s American Hospital during the first week of May, although she’s also believed to have booked rooms at Cedars-Sinai and Malibu’s St. John’s Hospital and may have done the same at hospitals in London, Berlin, and a Third World country—possibly Ethiopia, from where she adopted her daughter, Zahara. (Some of the same people who claim to have a good idea about where and when Jolie will give birth also seem to have a good idea about how: They say it will be a C-section. They also say it’s a boy.)

    So, with Paris looking at the moment like the best bet, the paparazzi are brushing up on their French—and feeling a touch frénétique.

    The paparazzi lament the hilly terrain and bad lighting in France, and the pesky laws that keep them away from celebrities as a result of Princess Di's death. Jolie and Pitt are expected to create a diversion when they leave the hospital so that the newborn can remain untouched by the lenses that follow the family everywhere. Of course it is thought that the world's most famous couple will sell the first pictures to the highest bidder to benefit one of Angelina's favorite charities. Angelina confirmed pregnancy rumors by letting Haitian charity Yele Haiti sell her bump pictures for $400,000 to People Magazine.

    This news seems outdated now that the Jolie-Pitts are in Africa, and it's really just an excuse to post pictures of the lookalikes with a baby.

    Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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    Apr
    10
    Tara Reid gets a job working for her brother


    Tara Reid has lamented the fact that people don't take her seriously as an actress after she's photographed stumbling all over town in various states of undress. Well it looks like her prayers have been answered and she no longer has to resort to swiping swag, because her brother has created a role custom made for her as the girlfriend of a professional bowler.

    Reid’s sibling, Tommy – heretofore best known as a producer of exactly one film – is calling the shots on 7-10 Split, a comedy penned by Ross Patterson. Tara and Ross will star in the film, which follows an aspiring actor who becomes the Tiger Woods of bowling, shaking up the competition. Together he and his girlfriend shove a little edge back into the ball-and-pin world.

    A source at ONTD reports that producers were looking for unpaid extras. If they can't even afford to pay a paltry sum to the poor extras, what's the film going to look like? It's gonna suck...

    Here's Tara rocking the early 90s makeup with a friend outside of Cafe Med. This guy is probably gay, as you can see in these earlier pictures of him with the party girl.

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    Posted to Business ventures | Photos | Tara Reid

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    Apr
    10
    Maxim 100th issue party: Vanessa Minnillo catfight and Paris sings


    The Maxim 100th issue party was held on April 8th at Club Tryst at the Wynn Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. While Christina Aguilera and Haylie Duff showed up, Paris and Nicky Hilton are noticeably absent from the arrival and inside pictures of the party. We know that they were at the Maxim weekend event as they attended the poker tournament the day before.

    The sisters must have been too exhausted to party on Saturday night, because Perez Hilton reports that they were out quite late with a group the night before. Vanessa Minnillo had a cat fight! Paris also gave an impromptu performance of her entire CD at club Pure at 2:30 in the morning.

    After dinner, everyone headed to the nightclub area of Tao, where all the folks that had competed in the Maxim celebrity poker tournament came to get their after-party on.

    The highlight of the evening had to be when MTV VJ and Nick Lachey's new paramour, Vanessa Minnillo, was escorted out of the club for allegedly getting into a fight with a girl in the VIP area.

    Around 2:30 in the morning, Paris, Nicky, Jon Alagem, Perez and The Craigster all hopped in the car and headed over to Pure at Caesars' Palace, where Paris put on a show for the adoring crowd!!

    Totally spontaneous and utterly amazing, Paris handed the DJ at Pure her CD and proceeded to perform her entire album.

    Yeah, it was "hot." So hot that the crowd kept asking for more encores and Paris - eating it up - vamped and worked in on the stage, even doing some songs twice.

    Oh no. The crap has just begun with Paris' album. You can bet her singles are going to get more airplay and become stuck in a loop in your head worse that Madonna's "Hung Up."

    Here are some of the more sober people at the Maxim party the next night, including Jordan Bratman and Christina Aguilera, Hayden Christensen, Shannon Elizabeth, Taye Diggs, Usher, Lucy Lawless, Vanessa Minnillo, Carey Hart (without his wife pink), Haylie Duff, Kristy Swanson and James Franco. Lil Jon, Ludacris and Usher performed.

    16 pictures total.

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    Posted to Christina Aguilera | Paris Hilton | Parties | Photos | Usher | Vanessa Minnillo

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    Apr
    10
    Maxim 100th issue poker tournament


    The poker tournament proved to be a popular event at Maxim's 100th issue celebration in Las Vegas this weekend. Pictured guests include Paris and Nicky Hilton, Vanessa Minnillo, Dave Navarro, Shannon Elizabeth, Taye Diggs, Jamie Lynn-Sigler, Haylie Duff, Gabrielle Union, Kelly Monaco, Anne Heche, and Mekhi Phifer.

    Paris must have a thing for female VJs because she posed seductively with Vanessa Minnilo on the red carpet. She was seen in nude photographs with another VJ, Eglantina Zingg, in pictures hacked from her sidekick last year.

    Paris has said that she doesn't think she looks like Mother Teresa, but we couldn't find a quote that she turned down the role to play the saintly nun in an upcoming Bollywood feature despite news reports jumping to that conclusion.

    Here is Paris and company posing at the poker tournament. The winner was a guy named Robert Badgley, who took home a check for $10,000. We couldn't whether it went to charity or not through a half-assed google search.

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    Apr
    10
    Maxim 100th issue covergirl signing


    The c-listers were in Vegas this weekend for Maxim's 100th issue celebration. Events included a poker tournament, golf tournament, and party. We will post pictures from the poker tournament and party shortly.

    Maxim made headlines with a huge cover in the desert featuring Eva Longoria. Jossip points out that while the giant issue actually exists and is in the advertised spot, the Google Earth maps don't show it - you have to view the image from the Maxim website.

    Here are Tami Donaldson, Haylie Duff, Vanessa Minnillo, and Chop King of Cars at a Maxim covergirl signing on April 8th.

    Chop King of Cars owns the highest selling car dealership in America, and was profiled in an unflattering article in Maxim. We were originally going to title this article "Which of these women doesn't belong?" in an obvious dig at Duff, but with Chop King of Cars in the mix it just doesn't work.


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    Apr
    10
    Mandy Moore in American Dreamz


    Mandy Moore stars in "American Dreamz," an American Idol parady that hits theatres on April 21st. Hugh Grant, who admittedly loved watching lots of reality TV in preparation for his role, plays the nasty Simon Cowell-based judge. Willem Dafoe stars as the chief of staff to the President (Dennis Quaid) who decides to guest judge on the reality show talent competition.

    Despite some unflattering pictures of Moore that came out recently, she looked svelte and pretty at the March 26 press conference for the film in New York.

    Wilmer Valderrama keeps talking about his relationships with famous starlets. He toned down the details for a NY Times interview, but still dished the dirt in his tell-all style:

    That afternoon, Mr. Valderrama, dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt and smelling of the cologne Drakkar Noir, was quite willing to discuss the women he has dated over the years. Mandy Moore was "the first love of my life," he said. "I was madly in love with her. She is one of the most wonderful women I've ever met; a real lady." He and his Ms. (Lindsay) Lohan, meanwhile, "had a really passionate relationship," he said. "There were so many factors that played into our breakup. We needed to do a lot of growing up on our own."

    Valderrama also emphasized how he wants to take his career to the next level and challenge himself as an actor. Obviously talking about anal sex on Howard Stern is not going to get him far.

    Here are Moore, Grant, and Dafoe at the American Dreamz press conference.

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    Apr
    08
    Angelina and Brad's Namibian Getaway


    We have sort of exclusive googled-derived pictures of the Namibian resort that Brad and Angelina have booked out just in case Angelina decides to give birth in Africa.

    The world's most famous couple have holed up in the "Burning Shore Lodge" in Namibia. Angelina is said to be uncertain if she wants to give birth in Africa or France, and Brad is along for the ride. They have a jet on standby in case they choose to return for Paris in time for the birth of their first biological child.

    Reports say Angelina and Brad have booked up all "seven" rooms in the resort for three months, but there are seven rooms and five suites, so the reports are probably mistaken.

    Nestled amidst this ethereal beauty, on the edge of the largest sand dunes in the world, overlooking the mighty expanse of the Atlantic Ocean in between Swakopmund and Walvis Airport is the Burning Shore beach lodge.

    A modern, luxurious establishment, this ocean-side lodge is locatedon Long Beach just south of the unique quaint town of Swakopmund.

    It offers 7 Luxury Rooms and 5 Luxury Suites, all enjoying private bathroom facilities.

    Prices range from a modest $134 to $268 per night for two people. By our crude calculations, a three month stay in the entire hotel would cost around $240,000 USD.

    The couple have been plagued by fighting and breakup rumors, which initially seemed like heresay but have come to ring true to us.

    In Touch reports that Brad and Angelina are fighting over common issues like:

    Schooling the kids:
    Angelina has told Brad she wants to home-school her kids so they’ll be free to travel the world. “It didn’t fit with Brad’s plan at all,” says an insider and a friend, adding that he hopes Angelina will change her mind so that the new baby and adopted kids (Maddox, 4, and Zahara, 15 months) grow up in a more traditional home.

    Angelina feels trapped:
    As her due date nears, the magazine reports that friends say Angelina Jolie is starting to feel trapped in her relationship with Brad Pitt. She even insisted he go to Santo Domingo in the Dominican Republic to check out real estate because “she wanted her space.”

    An Illegitimate baby:
    They can’t seem to agree on anything lately,” says another confidante, adding that the pair has been arguing about everything from where baby, [sic] to whether or not to marry before the birth.

    Hopefully some time away from the paparazzi and pressures of the city will help bring their relationship back on solid ground.

    Here are our exclusively google-found pictures of the resort where Brad and Angelina are staying.

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    Apr
    08
    Jessica Simpson forgets who pays her for what


    Jessica Simpson is being sued by a clothing company for $100 million for breach of contract:

    According to the complaint, filed in New York State Supreme Court by the Tarrant Apparel Group, Simpson inked a multimillion-dollar three-year licensing deal in December 2004 to launch a line of low-priced jeans and clothing.

    Under the terms of the agreement, Simpson was supposed to be "actively involved" in promoting the garb, including wearing items from the line at "public events, shows and appearances" whenever "reasonably practicable..."

    The company contends the Dukes of Hazzard star even refused to be photographed wearing items from the JS by Jessica Simpson and Princy collections, and that when asked by the press to name her favorite brand of jeans at an event last year, she replied "True Religion," rather than "Princy."

    Now Mischa Barton realizes that she has to talk about Keds as part of her endorsement deal, but Jessica Simpson has a clothing line named after her and still can't remember to plug it.

    Simpson might just be fed up with endorsements. She sued an autoracing company two years ago for not paying her a mere $140,000 for wearing a T-Shirt with their logo on it in one of her videos.

    Here she is in an older photo shoot for "Lovable Bras." At least that's a product she doesn't have to worry about wearing out.

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    Apr
    08
    Pink can't stop talking


    Pink visited a Toronto area private high school on Friday to spread her mixed message of sexy female rebellion. It's nice that she's trying to reach the youth, but she didn't say anything we haven't heard before, and her visit seemed more like another photo op to promote her album:

  • "My definition (of a stupid girl) is any girl who wastes her opportunity trying to be like somebody else, because we're all pretty awesome."

  • "You always look at the TV and always see these girls that are really skinny and really pretty — not everyone looks like that."

  • "Every image we see is you have to be a size zero. you have to have a certain handbag . . . don't contribute anything to the world just shop all day," she said.

  • On the topic of boys, Pink told the students to force them "to deal with our minds before our bodies."

    "Guys are going to like us anyway. We don't have to take our clothes off for them to like us and chase us around. It's gonna happen," she said.

  • Pink, there's a big difference between being 26 and being 16. There's a lot of pressure on young girls to look and act a certain way, and your comments seem simplistic and dismissive. Then again, maybe we're just sick of reading about everything you say.

    Pink also performed at the Much Music studios that same day.

    Here are pictures from Pink's high school talk and her arrival at Much Music. The Much Music pictures are after the jump.

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    Apr
    07
    Carmen Electra plays enthusiastically for the other team


    Carmen Electra, who recently admitted to having a crush on Joan Jett as a teenager, and who kissed Victoria Silvstedt on French TV (link leads to YouTube), performed a show with her burlesque troupe, Carmen Electra and the Bombsell Babes, at a lesbian event in California last month. She loved the reception from the ladies so much that she said she only wants to perform for lesbians from now on:

    Fans went crazy at the Palm Springs [golf classic] event, which has turned into an annual lesbian gathering, when Electra’s band took to the stage.

    The actress said: "We got such a great reception. I only want to perform for lesbians from now on!

    “It was awesome, it was wall-to-wall girls and they were just so enthusiastic and so much fun. I love them!

    She added, "We made it a little bit sexier. They went a little crazy."

    From what we've seen, the show is a little racy but tame by most standards. My husband watched this clip with me, and lamented that the women didn't take their clothes off, and that there was no lesbian crowd visible. I told him that it was a video from a different show.

    Update: Carmen rode the Sybian on the Howard Stern show today. [via]

    Here's Carmen and her corps doing their thing:

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    Apr
    07
    Kate Moss doesn't care


    Kate Moss does drugs and gets caught on tape, but gets off scott free. She dates a notorious addict and miscreant, and still gets high profile modeling contracts. Her latest deal is with Calvin Klein for $875,000. She's 32 years old now so she doesn't have many modeling years left in her, but given her luck she'll get endorsement deals into her late 30s and early 40s.

    Despite the fact that her looks are the only commodity she has, she smokes. She just doesn't give a shit, and she may even marry Pete Doherty.

    Here's Moss in NY yesterday outside a restaurant in the West Village. She has a younger brother, Nick, who is also a model, but it was difficult to find information on him and we're not sure if he's the young guy in the pictures with her. (There's a picture of Moss and Nick on the cover of W Magazine, but the guy on the magazine looks older than the one in these pictures. Still, they look similar and it's hard to tell.)

    8 more pictures after the jump

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    Apr
    07
    Teri Hatcher cries while giving a speech about her childhood abuse


    Teri Hatcher broke down and cried at a press conference in Beverly Hills yesterday. She cohosted the press conference with former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev to announce the 3rd annual Women's World Awards. Gorbachev seemed more interested in her breasts than what she was saying.

    Hatcher got emotional when talking about the sexual abuse she suffered as a child:

    “Recently I had the honor, really, of being able to come forward and help raise awareness of some violence against women..."

    She was referring to a recent Vanity Fair interview in which she said she was molested by her uncle when she was 5 years old and living in Sunnyvale. When she learned in 2002 that a 14-year-old victim of her uncle had committed suicide, Hatcher approached Santa Clara County prosecutors.

    After Hatcher came forward, the uncle, Richard Hayes Stone, pleaded guilty to four counts of child molestation in the case of the 14-year-old victim and received 14 years in prison.

    “There are many women who suffer with these traumatic experiences their whole lives, and they keep those things a secret,” Hatcher said, her eyes welling with tears. “They spend some of their lives feeling that the fault of things that have happened to them was something that they caused.

    “These experiences ... leave us with a choice, a choice to use our experiences to enlighten and empower and change people’s lives, and that is a choice I am getting behind.”

    You can hardly blame her for crying, and it's brave of her to speak out. We were going to point out that she looks like Janice Dickinson here, but considering the sensitivity of the topic that would be cruel.

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    Apr
    07
    Victoria Beckham skis in the nude... almost


    Victoria Beckham wore a tank top in 5 degree weather while in the French Alps this week. She paraded around on the snow for photographers, and wisely put on a jacket before hitting the slopes.

    Obviously, no one has told the formerly Posh one it's just not ladylike to show off your bra, even when it's accessorised by a designer ski suit.

    The mum-of-three didn't seem to feel the cold - or maybe she was just basking in the attention of all the photographers.

    Still, unlike her most recent ski trip, Victoria, 31, at least made it out on the piste in the French resort of Courchevel.

    Beckham wore a marginally more practical leather ski outfit for her last outing on the slopes.

    Beckham has been rumored to be pregnant with her fourth child with soccer star David Beckham. We would say it's probably not true since she's been spotted drinking, but Gwyneth Paltrow has shown that you only have to be British at heart to justify fetal alcohol syndrome.

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    Apr
    07
    Kate Beckinsale is not in talks to play Wonder Woman


    We know it's hard to believe that Kate Beckinsale is not in talks to play Wonder Woman since you read about it everywhere.

    As we reported yesterday and are repeating so that we have an excuse to post these pictures of Beckinsale working out, the stories were based on an April Fool's blog post that got picked up by IMDB news. Here's what we wrote:

    Site JoBlo.com ran a parody article stating that Beckinsale had been cast in the role and attributed obviously fabricated quotes to the director, like "I couldn't tell you how many actresses...I'm talking married women here, promised to blow me left, right and center if I gave them the part."

    IMDB picked up the story and sourced JoBlo, changing the details so that Beckinsale was in talks for the role, but had not yet been cast.

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    Apr
    07
    Jessica Simpson has no identity of her own


    Jessica Simpson needs to work on getting her own identity. First she admits that she apes Angelina Jolie in everything she does - and poorly, we might add - and now she's copying her estranged husband, Nick Lachey, by chronicling her breakup pain in her new album:

    The singer's long-delayed album, And the Band Played On, was originally due in November but was pushed back shortly before he news of her split from husband Nick Lachey was announced (see "It's Official: Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Split"). Up to that point, Simpson planned on making the album a country-club combo (see "Jessica Simpson Mixes Country Flavor With Club Tracks On Upcoming LP"). But now that she's gone through so much, she's reconsidered what kind of statement she wants to make.

    "I think that with my music, you can't help but tell people a story about your life," Simpson said. "I believe that every artist, that's their artistry — it comes out of them naturally, through lyrics, through music, through instrumentation. So with this next record, you will see and hear a lot of things I've been going through. And if that can offer any inspiration to anybody else going through the same situations, so be it. That's why I'm here."

    It makes sense that she would want to sing about her pain, but it's more likely that she heard what Nick's new album was all about and thought it sounded like a good idea.

    Here's Jessica Simpson on April 30th at a grocery store in Sana Fe, NM, where's she was filming "Employee of the Month." She seems to be back in NY at this point.

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    Apr
    07
    Sienna Miller signs with Pepe Jeans


    Sienna Miller got hair extensions put in while she was in NY this week. She looks much more feminine with a return to her long hair, but her tresses are looking ratty and used already, much like the actress herself.

    Miller just signed a $4 million contract to become the new face of Pepe Jeans. Currently the news is only available in papers from India, so we're not sure if the ad campaign is limited to India or if it will be seen worldwide. With that much money changing hands, it's probably global:

    The sexy actress, more known for her rocky relationship with Hollywood hunk Jude Law, will appear in the new campaign through print and billboards, scheduled to be launched all over India this month.

    Chetan Shah, Country Head, believes that Miller is not just a Hollywood celeb but a complete fashion icon in herself.

    Here is Sienna in NY on April 6th and a second set of photographs of her visit to the hairdresser.

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    Apr
    07
    Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth in Switzerland


    Yesterday we mentioned that Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth attended a party by watchmakers IWC in the Swiss city of Geneva. Today we found the pictures from the event which include the lovely Cate Blanchett.

    The theme of the night was 30s and 40s glamour, and the party was held in an aircraft hangar at Geneva airport. The band played big band music, and stars posed with classic airplanes.

    Cate Blanchett is currently starring in the film "Little Fish" as an ex drug addict trying to reclaim her dignity. She will also star in the sequel to her critically acclaimed film, "Elizabeth," which will begin shooting next month.

    Here are Blanchett, Bloom, and Bosworth at the party.

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    Apr
    06
    Jessica Simpson pulls Junior High level pranks


    Jessica Simpson is so juvenile that she can come up with no better way to exact revenge than to crank call the woman who used to date her ex husband.

    Simpson reportedly hates Kristin Cavallari and Star reports that she has been crank calling her!

    “Jessica got hold of Kristin’s cell-phone number and got a real kick out of making crank calls to it.”

    Though a rep for Jess denies the story, the source claims: “She’ll ring Kristin up and just say nothing or try to order pizza or Chinese food and talk in different accents! She’s even gotten some of her friends in on it. The pranks are harmless, but I think Jessica likes knowing that she’s irritating Kristin in some way.”

    We did this shit in seventh grade, remember? The fact that she tries to do accents makes it even lamer. Jessica you're supposed to do real damage to the woman who's dating your estranged husband. But he's with MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo this week, so you didn't even pick the right target.

    Here's Simpson at Barneys in LA today with her ever-present hairdresser, who is either carrying most of her bags for her or was more successful at shopping today.

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    Apr
    06
    Creepy Christina Ricci photoshoot


    Here's a recent Christina Ricci photoshoot that emphasizes her bobble head and gives her a creepy, other-worldly look. The guy who posted the photos notes that she has a tattoo on her right breast that's visible in the picture of her in a red shirt.

    These pictures remind us of the Gallery of the Absurd's "Hollypops," although Ricci looked healthier in the face in the illustration:

    As of mid March, Ricci was shooting the film "Penelope" in London, in which she plays a woman trying to overcome a family curse that left her with a snout like a pig. Reese Witherspoon has a supporting role.

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    Apr
    06
    Kate Beckinsale gets Punk'd by her ex boyfriend


    Kate Beckinsale was the first celebrity Punk'd on this season's premiere of the MTV prank show on Monday. She was out to dinner with her ex, British actor Michael Sheen, when a fat guy hit on her while he was away from the table. When Sheen returned, he lashed out at another man, believing he was the one who was bothering Beckinsale. It sounds like a typical episode:

    Sheen then got upset with another poolside diner, who he pretended to mistake for the man who bothered Beckinsale, hurling him into the pool as the actress protested, 'Mike, it wasn't him.'"

    Distraught Beckinsale attempted to apologise, while Sheen fought with the original pest, throwing him into the pool as well. As he climbed out of the pool, looking to continue the fight, a mock waitress ran up to Beckinsale screaming, 'You've been Punk'd,' which left the relieved actress embarrassed and giggling.

    That story about Kate Beckinsale being in talks to play Wonder Woman was a mistaken report based on an April Fool's blog post. Site JoBlo.com ran a parody article stating that Beckinsale had been cast in the role and attributed obviously fabricated quotes to the director, like "I couldn't tell you how many actresses...I'm talking married women here, promised to blow me left, right and center if I gave them the part."

    IMDB picked up the story and sourced JoBlo, changing the details so that Beckinsale was in talks for the role, but had not yet been cast. Then we all repeated it, believing it to be true. It made sense, considering that everyone speculated before the news came out that she was the best actress for the part.

    Here is Beckinsale out in Santa Monica with her husband, director Len Wiseman.

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    Apr
    06
    Paris: I'm still with Starvos!


    Paris Hilton has overcome her fear of foreign languages and insists that she's still with Greek oil heir Stavros Niarchos III.

    The hotel heiress was doing her thing on the red carpet at the Roxy nightclub in LA - but Stavros was nowhere to be seen.

    She'd turned out to support pal Bijou Phillips, who was performing in a one-night stage production of Hedwig And The Angry Inch.

    According to IMDb, Paris said her boyf, who is at the University of Southern California, was at home concentrating on his studies...

    "He's turning 21 in two weeks, so he wants to get all the work done before the big birthday."

    Further rubbishing reports of trouble between the lovebirds, she added: "We just got back from the Bahamas.

    We just got back two hours ago. We've been relaxing for the past five days."

    Paris must be waiting eagerly for Niarchos' birthday. He stands to inherit $275 million when he turns 21. Paris is only expected to get a mere $50 million for her inheritance.

    Hilton and Niarchos were last photographed together about a week ago.

    Paris shouldn't be so concerned about money. She's signed up to add her name to a line of sunglasses to join the watches, handbags, leather goods, and cosmetics under the Paris Hilton label. [via]

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    Apr
    06
    Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis in Geneva


    It looks like our country is the hip place to be because Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are also in Geneva. Depp and Paradis were at the "Mont Blanc" watch company's 100th Anniversary Party at Palexpo last night.

    Depp and Paradis, a French singer and actress, have been together since the summer of 1998. They have a daughter, Lily Rose Melody, who will turn 7 this May, and a son, Jack, who is 4. The family splits their time between France and the states.

    Update: Depp appeared in public service ads for Mont Blanc last year to advance arts in education.

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    Apr
    06
    Orlando and Kate still going strong


    People speculated that Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth were broken up based on a blind item in the NY Post that seemed to suggest that Bosworth split with Bloom when she found out he had herpes. The two have not been photographed together in some time, suggesting that the rumor was true.

    It seems that their relationship is fine, because Katie and Orlando were spotted in Geneva last night attending one of the jet-set parties taking place in the Swiss city:

    After enduring months apart from on-off love Kate during the filming of Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 last summer, it's clear that Orlando was reluctant to let her out of his sight.

    The Hollywood lovebirds were wrapped round each other all evening, chatting intimately and laughing at a glamorous Forties-inspired bash thrown by Swiss watchmakers IWC at an aircraft hangar in the city's airport.

    Other stars in Geneva include Cate Blanchett, Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, and the evil Naomi Campbell, as mentioned below.

    Here's Orlando out in London recently.

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    Apr
    06
    Naomi Campbell is still getting work


    Naomi Campbell is still working as a model after hitting her maid so hard with a cell phone that she couldn't see straight and required stitches.

    Campbell was in Geneva, Switzerland yesterday working for Mont Blanc. She wore the most expensive and dangerous watch Mont Blanc has ever made. Also present was model Marcus Schenkenberg, who looked bemused. Johnny Depp and his French wife Vanessa Paradis attended the show. We will publish pictures of Depp and Paradis shortly.

    Campbell's scheduled appearance on P. Diddy's celebrity cooking show has been canceled, which may or may not be related to the abuse charges against her.

    Campbell also made an ironic peacekeeping visit to South Africa to meet with Netson Mandela after the incident. The press was not allowed to be present at the event.

    Here is Campbell modeling for Mont Blanc. The company should have hired a better spokesmodel.

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    Apr
    06
    Liev Schreiber parties alone


    Liev Schreiber hosted Dewar's "Hot Scot" party at Cielo last night in New York. Noticeably absent was his girlfriend of one year, Australian actress Naomi Watts.

    Watts and Schreiber have been plagued by breakup rumors since Watts attended the Oscars alone. The NY Daily News reported a couple weeks ago that the two were seeking different partners and that a source said Watts found Schreiber too controlling.

    Reader Millie e-mailed her take on the relationship. She thinks that the control issue is bogus and that Schreiber remains interested and wants to marry Watts, but that she has cold feet. She also points out a video of Schreiber protecting Watts from the paparrazi that was filmed in late January as clear evidence that he cares for her.

    To further complicate matters, Watts might be pregnant.

    Here's Schreiber at the party last night. Other pictured guests include Stephanie March and Fisher Stevens.

    Posted to Babies | Liev Schreiber | Naomi Watts | Parties | Photos | Relationship trouble

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    Apr
    06
    Katie Holmes is really pregnant


    Reader Carrie hooked us up again by pointing us to these pictures from KatieHolmes.com of Holmes shopping in Hollywood yesterday.

    As they've done throughout her pregnancy, people joked that she didn't really look pregnant and seemed to be carrying a beach ball under her shirt in the pictures that came out yesterday. In these latest pictures, you can see her protruding belly button through her top.

    PopSugar does the math and points out that Katie is due any day now, belying the rumors that she's too far along and faking the pregnancy.

    PageSix thinks it's news that Tom and Katie slobber all over each other in front of the press. Supposedly Katie looked vacant and wide-eyed during Tom's interview with Premiere magazine, in which he revealed his abusive childhood and made out with her:

    "Holmes . . . wore a large diamond engagement ring. She seemed dazed, passive and vacant. She never stopped smiling." Holmes continued smiling through the interview as Cruise described how his father beat him, and as Cruise was "hooting how beautiful she was, touching and kissing her like a teenage boy on his first backseat date, aware that he was being watched." Creepy.

    Seriously, though, why is this news?

    What seems the most suspicious to us is the fact that Holmes is shopping for shoes right before she's giving birth. My feet were incredibly swollen when I was pregnant. Holmes is seen with some sensible flip-flops, but she also considers some pointy flats. Girl - those are not going to fit after the baby comes!

    Here is Holmes shopping.

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    Apr
    06
    Pink wants to move to Europe


    In a transparent kiss up to the British papers for printing every word out of her mouth this week, Pink says that she wants to move to Europe:

    The feisty singer, 26, whose new album I'm Not Dead was released this week, says: "Everyone I've met in Europe is so nice and really cool.

    I would definitely move over there.

    "I love the UK and France - Paris and the south of France especially. There's not a lot of culture or individuality in Hollywood."

    Pink, don't you know that Europe is already passe? The Jolie-Pitts just moved to Africa.

    Here's Pink performing in New York last night at Crobar. She's joined by her father onstage, and her husband, Carey Hart at the after party.

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    Apr
    05
    Thomas Dolby is annoyed that Federline raps so poorly on top of his music

    Kevin Federline, who amazed everyone by getting a paid job last week, is under fire from 80s pop star Thomas Dolby for using the signature music from "She Blinded me with Science" on his latest "rap" song accessible from his 1997-era MySpace. (link launches automatic "music")

    Dolby blogs about Federline's theft of the sample:

    Next item: Britney Spears’ husband Kevin Federline, whom I’d never heard of until a few days ago, appears to have illegally sampled one of my compositions. On his MySpace site you can download an MP3 which uses a looped sample from Mobb Deep’s ‘Get It Twisted’, which in turn copped the string line from my own song ‘She Blinded Me With Science.’

    Now, Mobb Deep did it the right way and had his label BMG come and ask for a license. They paid me a fee and a royalty on the sales of Mobb Deep’s record. However K-Fed, as his fans affectionately refer to him, did NOT ask permission, he just went ahead and did it. He is therefore blatantly violating the copyright law. And laws aside, he owed it to me as an artist to ask if I minded that he recorded a vitriolic rap over the top of my music. It starts off ‘This is for the HATERS…’ and goes on to blast the media, paparrazzi and all his other critics, sparing no expletives along the way.

    BMG Records have also had their copyright violated, as they own the master to Mobb Deep’s record. But BMG don’t want to rock the Britney boat so they are turning a blind eye. It’s pathetic! Turns out K-Fed has no management, label or lawyer, so it’s going to be hard getting hold of him. So K-Fed, if you’re reading this, I’m asking you nicely to take the track down ASAP. Or maybe you’d prefer me to come after some of your wife’s ill-gotten gains?

    [via]

    Dolby is touring again as a single act after 15 years, and finds it amusing that press outlets are more interested in his feud with Federline than the fact that he's revitalizing his music career.

    Here is Federline's wife, Britney Spears, rotting her child's teeth and accompanying her husband to a promotion gig for his album at Club X in Dallas.

    Header image is from Thomas Dolby's upcoming tour.

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    Apr
    05
    Christina Aguilera buys controversial art piece


    Christina Aguiera has bought one of "art terrorist" Banksy's works, a piece of pop art depicting Queen Victoria in garters sitting on a woman's face. The artwork cost nearly $44,000, and Aguilera is said to be thrilled with her purchase:

    A friend of Aguilera said to Handbag.com: "She said she loved the print so much she was going to hang it in her La living room. "She's been a huge fan of Banksy for months and was desperate to get her hands on some of his artwork."

    Banksy has pulled daring and dangerous stunts to get his art noticed. In March, 2005, Banksy snuck his art onto the walls of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Museum of Modern Art, the American Museum of Natural History, and the Brooklyn Museum all in one day. Banksy painted scenes on the Palestinian side of Israel's security wall last August that created the illusion of a tropical paradise and mountain views on the other side. He was threatened by Israeli security forces soon afterwards, and was lucky to escape.

    Banksy never allows himself to be photographed, presumably so he can continue his art pranks.

    Here is Aguilera in NY recently.

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    Apr
    05
    The OC goes to college


    Onscreen and offscreen couple Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson filmed scenes at USC and were friendly to fans on campus according to a student who was there:

    I saw the post on Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody on the set of the OC, so I thought I would share my pictures from that day. They were filming at USC, trying to make it look like Brown University (aka the extras were wearing scarves and reading books...) I wasn't sure if they were taking a tour as admitted students or as prospective, but it seemed like they were taking a tour as admitted students.

    Also, Samaire Armstrong was on the set filming a scene with Adam Brody. She was his girlfriend (Anna) in Season 1 (and part of 2 I think?). Anyways, in the scene, he gets lost and they run into each other. Not sure what the dialogue exchange was, but it seems like it could be more drama! (Like they really need more drama.)

    Adam and Rachel were really nice. There were quite a few girls screaming over Adam, and he was really shy and quiet about it, just giving little waves. At one point, I was walking through the set between takes because I needed to get to a class in the area, and Rachel was right there, and I said "Rachel! You're adorable!" and she said "Thanks! Hi!" and did a cute little wave hehe.

    It looks like Seth runs into his geeky ex-girlfriend Anna while touring the campus. Anna is sure to mix things up for Seth and Summer's relationship.

    The OC's creator, Josh Schwartz, admits that he's having trouble figuring out what to do with The O.C. when the lead characters go to college:

    The O.C. creator Josh Schwartz is stumped for ideas after the hit show's next season because the four main characters will be leaving for college. But the producer is optimistic the departure of Seth Cohen (Adam Brody), Ryan Atwood (Ben Mckenzie), Marissa Cooper (Mischa Barton) and Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson) could open doors for new exciting storylines.

    He says, "I think we've got at least one more good year in us, so we're going to do some pretty radical stuff at the end of this year. The season finale is going to be the craziest thing we've ever done, and it will launch the show in a whole new direction next year. So I'm excited about next season. And then beyond, I don't know. We'll see."

    The show could always follow the characters at university, which is the most logical thing to do. No one is going to want to watch it if most of the young cast is gone or replaced.

    Here are Bilson and Brody on set at USC.

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    Apr
    05
    Jessica Alba forgives Playboy


    Jessica Alba has forgiven Hugh Hefner for putting her on the cover of Playboy in a bikini without her permission. Alba was said to be embarassed by the issue, which seemed to suggest that she would be found naked inside. She threatened legal action and asked for the issue to be retracted, but a kind letter from Hefner convinced her to change her mind:

    In his letter to Alba, Hefner apologized for "any distress unintentionally caused by the publication of your photo" on the March cover.

    "What was intended as a tribute to your tremendous popularity has been misinterpreted by some as something else for which we are truly sorry since we are among your biggest fans," Hefner said.

    "In light of Mr. Hefner's personal apology for Playboy's unauthorized use of my photo on their cover, I have decided to discontinue my claims against them," Alba, 24, said in a written statement.

    "This was never about money, it was about setting the record straight about something that was done without my knowledge or consent," she added.

    Alba's lawyers were said to be in talks with representatives from Playboy, but have ultimately decided to avoid costly and time consuming legal action. It seems like Alba just wanted to make a point, and it has been well taken.

    Alba has a different beef with MTV, which staged a kiss with the hot actress with an aggressive chimpanzee for a clip that aired during the MTV Movie Awards. Alba says the chimp stuck its tongue in her mouth and bared its teeth at her:

    She explained: "It was awful. All of a sudden there was a monkey in my arms and I had to do a clip for 'most romantic moment' award at the MTV movie awards. So the monkey's in my arms and I'm supposed to give her a peck. She opened her mouth and her tongue is scraping against my teeth. Monkeys' teeth are really long, kind of like a snake.

    "Then I had to do it again and she grabbed both of my ears and screamed in my face and showed me all of her teeth. I thought she was going to bite my face off. I think monkeys should be left in trees."

    Surely any human would have been pleased to take over for the reluctant chimp.

    Here is Alba with her boyfriend, Cash Warren, taking out the trash. Hollywood Tuna points out that she's wearing a T-Shirt with his name on it, and that Cash is more than happy to let her do the heavy lifting.

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    Apr
    05
    Antonio Banderas and Alfre Woodard in "Take the Lead"


    Antonio Banderas, his wife Melanie Griffith, and Alfre Woodard were among the stars at the NY premiere of "Take the Lead." The film sounds like Dangerous Minds on the dance floor:

    The film is based on the true story of Pierre Dulaine, and international dance teacher and competitor who volunteers his time to teach ballroom dancing to a group of inner-city high school students serving detention. Banderas plays Dulaine and Alfre Woodard co-stars as the New York high school’s tough principal.

    It's been called a "hackneyed charmer," and "completey predictable, but charming" and is receiving somewhat decent reviews.

    Banderas also visited MTV's Total Request Live yesterday, where he showed host Vanessa Minnillo some of his moves.

    Banderas has two projects in the works. He will "return to Broadway in a new musical based on the 1995 film, 'Don Juan DeMarco'" and will play the lead in a new historical epic, "Conquistador," as the villianous Spanish conqueror Hernan Cortes who defeated the Aztec empire in the 16th century.

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    Apr
    05
    Michael Douglas spouts more crap


    Now that Michael Douglas is wearing a beard to hide his surgery scars, he's trying to make it the fashion by badgering other men about their grooming habits:

    He says, "Young guys are somewhat androgynous and use cosmetics. The lines (between men and women) seem to be getting much closer."

    Although he doesn't understand the young male's psyche, Douglas insists he's not jealous of younger men. He adds, "A lot of these guys use me as an example of who they'd like to have a career like - which is flattering - but I'm getting tired of this sort of respectfulness they give me. When they start calling me Mr. Douglas, I'm like, 'Hey! Shut the f**k up!'"

    No, Douglas, you shut the fuck up. Just because you're getting old doesn't mean you have to complain about younger men. You've surely used some cosmetics in your day.

    Douglas was in NY last night to lend his support to the UN's fight against landmines at a lavish fundraising dinner. He presented the Adopt-A-Minefield’s humanitarian award to UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan.

    Douglas' wife, Catherine Zeta Jones, must be getting sick of the crap he says because she wasn't at the dinner with him. Jones is filming "Mostly Martha" in NY and is presumably in the same town. Both Jones and her husband were said to be attending the dinner in earlier reports.

    Here is Douglas at the UN dinner last night. He is pictured with Kofi Annan and musician Moby.

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    Apr
    04
    Brad Pitt: We can all help out


    Brad Pitt narrates a new PBS documentary, Rx for Child Survival - A Global Health Challenge, about people saving lives through healthcare initiatives.

    In an interview published in TV Guide, Pitt emphasizes the program's intention - that we can all help out in small but measurable ways:

    So what can people do? It's more than just witnessing it and saying it's a terrible situation. This should be our focus: the solution. This is where Bono has been very successful. Bono is a wonderfully dedicated beast unto himself. I find him very inspiring. But the Web site related to the documentary provides links [to] ways for people to get involved.

    Did you learn anything from Rx for Survival? I did. I learned about how simple some of the solutions can be, like adding vitamin A to a child's diet prevents river blindness. As the documentary shows, vitamin A costs 2 cents for a dose. A bed net [to prevent malaria] is a third the price of a CD. These things aren't out of reach.

    Are you planning any more humanitarian trips right now? What's next? No. My plan right now is to have a child.

    Brad helps bring us from the fantasy world of Paris' lazy eye to the reality of children needing basic medical care and supplies.

    We don't think it was just Bono who inspired his charity work, though.

    The Rx for Change Website offers ways to help out:

    Thanks to Just Jared for these scans.

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    Apr
    04
    Paris and the lazy eye


    Paris Hilton should not wear her hair back, because it emphasizes the fact that one of her eyes is a bit squinty. Hilton attended "Hedwig And The Angry Inch" presented by Smashbox cosmetics at the Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood last night. Other celebrities pictured include Cisco Adler, Milla Jovovich, Scott Weiland, Mark McGrath and Taryn Manning.
    Danny Masterson and Juliet Lewis must have just smoked up at the celebrity Scientology center because they both look pretty high.

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    Apr
    04
    Sean Connery: Dressed to Kilt


    Sean Connery arrived in a tartan-wrapped Mercedes Benz 2007 S Class to "Dress to Kilt" at NY's annual tartan week yesterday. It was Connery's first public appearance since he had a benign kidney tumor removed in early March.

    "Dress to Kilt" celebrated Scottish fashion with tartan clothing and kilts modeled by celebrities. Stars on the catwalk included Bebe Neuwirth, Anne Curry, Tatum O'Neal, and Brian and Allan Cox. The Coxes lifted up their kilts to show their white bums in a picture after the jump that's NSFW. Scottish rugby player, Chris Cusiter, Scottish golf star, Sam Torrance, and the reigning miss Scotland, Aisling Friel, also modeled at the show.

    Donald Trump was at the event in a bid to publicize his golf course that will soon be opened at Balmedie in Aberdeenshire, Scotland.

    Sir Sean Connery was accompanied by his wife of over 30 years, Lady Micheline Connery.

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    Apr
    04
    Kate Beckinsale will probably be the new Wonder Woman

    We reported a week ago that Kate Beckinsale was originally in the running for Wonder Woman and that she is a better pick for the role than Lindsay Lohan. It looks like the producers agree, because Beckinsale is now said to be in talks for the role:
    British actress Kate Beckinsale is the latest actress to be linked with the role of ‘Wonder Woman in Joss ‘Buffy the Vampire’ Whedon’s new film adaptation.

    According to FemaleFirst and joblo.com, Beckinsale is currently in talks with film maker who is said to be “very happy” with her.

    Beckinsale has recently starred in the dark film series of the ‘Underworld’ in which she plays a sultry vampire…some thing Whedon is obviously fond of.

    We hope Beckinsale gets the role, and that the film is action-packed and fun.

    Here's Beckinsale getting a pedicure in Santa Monica and Lohan walking to her car in Beverly Hills.

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    Apr
    04
    Britney Spears is worse than insensitive


    Starpulse has a story stating that little people organizations are outraged that Britney hired people of small stature to entertain her husband at his birthday party in Atlanta. We could find no press releases or official statements confirming this, although it does seem obvious that her actions would upset people:

    Spears has been criticized by a host of foundations representing the interests of smaller people, who have branded the stunt at last month's (Mar. 21) surprise event utterly tasteless.

    At the party, hosted in a Las Vegas, Nevada restaurant, two female dwarves were reportedly employed to carry in Kevin Federline's 28th birthday cake, while another dressed as a miniature Sonny Bono alongside a Cher look-alike.

    Horrified sources claim boozy guests giggled and cheered, with some jokingly suggesting a dwarf-throwing contest.

    But dwarf groups are enraged at the appearances, insisting the stunt was demeaning.

    A member of America's Billy Barty Foundation - named after the late diminutive Hollywood veteran - says, "It is wicked to hurl abuse at anyone of diminished height simply because they are small.

    "We know dwarves and midgets who are immense in stature because of their talent.

    "Mostly they are able to rise above any insults. But inevitably, feelings are hurt by nasty comments. There's only one word for it - bullying."

    When we first reported that Britney hired dwarves to entertain her husband, we noted that "People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid." It's like hiring someone in black face for laughs, and Britney deserves plenty of criticism for this.

    Here are some little people organizations so that we can all be a little more enlightened about how offensive Britney's actions were. (Again, there are no official press releases, but it may be helpful to get someone else's point of view.)
    - Dwarfism.org, which notes that the term "midget" is highly offensive
    - The Children of Difference Foundation
    - Little People of America

    Britney is said to be due in September if she's really pregnant. We don't think that dumb bitch should produce any more children, and hope that the nanny can drum some sense into SP, because he doesn't have much of a chance with the parents he's got.

    Here's Britney getting her hair done and talking on the phone yesterday. [via]

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    Apr
    03
    Jolie-Pitt Fetus Update: African arrival


    Now that Jolie's ailing mother is back in France with her pregnant daughter, the media can't speculate if the baby will be born in the states or France anymore, so they've decided to change the venue entirely.

    This story sounds so fake it's laughable, but Jolie is said to want to have the baby in Africa now so that she can continue working for the UN until her baby is born:

    Angelina Jolie is set to give birth in Africa, it has been claimed.

    The pregnant star and lover Brad Pitt will stay at a private lodge in Namibia, south west Africa, while they wait for their new arrival.

    They have allegedly planned to have their child there so Angelina - a UN goodwill ambassador - can carry on working for the organisation throughout her pregnancy.

    A source told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "They've fallen in love with Africa and want to help as much as they can over there.

    "Angelina has completely changed from her old partying days and she takes her UN responsibilities very seriously."

    Last month, it was rumoured Angelina - who adopted her daughter Zahara from Africa last year - was planning to give birth in France as a tribute to her dying mother.

    Jolie can work for the UN remotely and this doesn't seem likely. Someone probably made up this story.

    Here are pictures of Brad leaving yesterday for a business trip and Angelina with Maddox after he had his face and nails painted.

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    Apr
    03
    David Beckham has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder


    David Beckham has revealed his battle with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, from which he has suffered in silence for years:

    He claims former teammates at Manchester United mocked him and his wife, former SPICE GIRL VICTORIA BECKHAM, is bemused by his bizarre behaviour. Beckham explains, "I've got this obsessive compulsive disorder where I have to have everything in a straight line or everything in a straight line or everything has to be in pairs. "I'll go into a hotel room. Before I can relax I have to move all the leaflets and books and put them in a drawer. Everything has to be perfect. "I'll put Pepsi cans in the fridge and if there's one too many then I'll put it in another cupboard somewhere. "I would like to (stop). I've tried and I can't stop."

    We hope Beckham gets treatment and can overcome his OCD. It's brave of him to reveal a mental disorder and we won't make fun of him for it. His wife is fair game, though.

    Here's his skinny, greasy-faced wife outside of a restaurant in London on April 1st. She looks like she's on something and she's wearing fur!

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    Apr
    03
    Countries try to increase tourism by claiming Brad Pitt is buying real estate


    We've read two different reports that Brad Pitt is buying real estate. One seems somewhat legitimate and the other sounds like complete BS.

  • First, Pitt is said to be investing in beach property in the Dominican Republic:

    The famous actor arrived in the country last Tuesday and visited the resort regions of Uvero Alto, Miches and Samaná where he will reportedly invest large sums in beach real estate.

  • He's also said to be buying a vineyard in Italy. Of course the spokesperson for the estate was more than happy to annouce Pitt's "secret" visit:

    Hollywood star BRAD PITT is planning to buy a vineyard outside Turin, Italy - a short distance from his pal GEORGE CLOONEY's Lake Como pad.

    MONICA TAVELLA, a spokeswoman for the estate, says, "Brad's visit was kept very secret, and only a handful of people knew that he was staying with us.

    "He stayed over a weekend which is usually quiet, so he was able to see the vineyard and the cellars where the wine is aged.

    "He was very interested in the whole process of wine-making, right from the vine to the bottle, and he was also very knowledgeable. He seemed to be interested in buying."

    Since no one else was at the vineyard at the time, there are no dates given for Pitt's visit, and only a 'handful of people" know he was there, we're sure there's no one to confirm the fact that Brad is interested in this failing winery in Italy.

    There are pictures of Pitt's visit to the Dominican Republic last weekend, though, which make the story that he's buying real estate there more likely.

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    03
    Naomi Watts may or may not be pregnant


    Update: We posted high-res pictures of Naomi Watts in a sheer top and miniskirt with the assumption that they were new. Reader Millie alerted us that the pictures were from last July and sent us these more recent pictures of Watts. Obviously we can't draw conclusions about Watts' pregnancy status based on those old pictures!

    The pictures of Watts in a blue shirt were taken on March 9th, and the pictures in a white dress are from mid February. Millie points out that her boobs are bigger - a sign of pregnancy. Is Watts going to be a single mom?

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    Apr
    03
    Comedy for a Cure Benefit


    The fifth annual "Comedy for a Cure" benefit for The Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance was held last night in Hollywood. Attending stars included Julianne Moore, Teri Hatcher, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jane Kaczmarek, Patricia Heaton, and Marissa Jaret Winokur. Royal asshole Billy Bush served as master of ceremonies.

    Calista Flockhart was also supposed to serve as a host, but does not seem to have shown up since there aren't any pictures of her.

    A little more about the disease Tuberous Sclerosis:

    Tuberous Sclerosis is a devastating disease that causes seizures, autism, mental retardation, kidney failure, lung failure and worse. There is currently no cure. The Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance is the only national organization dedicated to finding a cure for tuberous sclerosis while improving the lives of those affected.

    The event featured live auctions and comedy. Teri Hatcher even sat on a winning bidder's lap.

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    Apr
    03
    Did Britney visit the hospital again?


    Britney has denied that she's pregnant, but is said to have gone to a UCLA hospital this weekend for severe stomach cramps. It's always possible that she had food poisoning or something, but the hospital representative makes it sound as if it was Britney and that she's pregnant!

    [Britney's] representative stated, “Britney’s not pregnant, and if she were, she wouldn’t drink.”

    However, unconfirmed reports in America have claimed Federline had to take Spears to Santa Monica UCLA Medica Center this week, after the singer suffered stomach cramps.

    The centre’s Barbra Johna is quoted as saying, "Unfortunately we cannot go into patient speficis due to patient confidentiality, however I can confirm we did receive a new patient to the maternity ward.

    "I'd like to say that this female is in a fit and healthy state."

    Would the hospital representative mess with us like that?

    The Britney Spears pregnancy rumors are not going to be put to rest with these latest pictures, which show the new mom in a skintight white dress with a pudge or a bump depending on if you squint hard enough.

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    Apr
    03
    Pamela Anderson gets booed at the Juno awards


    Pamela Anderson got booed by the audience while hosting Canada's Juno awards in Halifax, Nova Scotia last night. She brought up the controversial subject of the annual seal hunt, which is sponsored by the Canadian government. Hundreds of thousands of baby seals will be clubbed to death this year alone, and Anderson, a committed animal activist, is vehemently against the practice. Anderson tried to inject her opinion into the music award show:

    "I don't mind a little blood on the ice when it's a hockey rink, but I hate seeing blood on the ice when it's from baby seals," Pamela Anderson said...

    "I have high heels and they dig in deep," Pamela Anderson added when audience booed her.

    Even though we agree that it's barbaric to club baby seals, we have to point out that it was stupid of Anderson to threaten violence to a bunch of people who didn't want to hear about it.

    The Junos looked like a good show, and featured performances by Coldplay and Nickelback.Michael Buble was the winner of the night, with four Junos for best singer, album, artist and pop album. Other winners included Nickelback for band of the year and Coldplay and The Black-eyed Peas in a joint win for best International album.

    Here's Anderson, Chris Martin, Fergie, and the bands Hedley, Nickelback, and Theory of a Dead Man at last night's Juno awards. Hedley members drop trou to show their ass tattoos in a picture after the jump that is NSFW.

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    Apr
    02
    Clooney rebuffed Lohan


    So Lindsay Lohan supposedly tried to turn on the charm with George Clooney at Bungalow 8 in NY and got dissed. This sounds overblown to us, but it could be true:

    Lindsay Lohan struck out when she made her play for the newly-crowned Oscar winner at a nightclub in New York the other night. After overtly flirting with Clooney, Lindsay finally realized she wasn't getting anywhere -- so left the club.

    While Clooney was totally polite and engaged in animated conversation with the 20-year-old starlet, he did not pick up at all on her obvious advances.

    Later, a source close to Clooney told me he admitted that "even if I was attracted to Lindsay -- she's WAY too young for me.",

    Plus the actor and director added he knew that if he had appeared to be interested in the Lohan -- "the tabloids would have yet another field day with me!"

    [via]

    Supposedly Lindsay introduced herself by saying "Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan." There's nothing wrong with that, although the source seems to be making fun of her for it.

    We think that Lindsay was just being friendly and that the exchange is misrepresented. She did show her ass to a bunch of kids this weekend, though, so you never know what that girl is thinking. Plus Clooney is always right, and the tabs would have picked up the story if he acted interested. Hell, he was a gentleman and the tabs will still pick up this story.

    Here is Clooney on the set of his film Michael Clayton in NY on Saturday.

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    Apr
    02
    Russell Crowe tries to act like a humble singer


    Swigging from a bottle of port and smoking a cigarette in a non-smoking theatre, Russell Crowe took to the stage with his band, The Ordinary Fear Of God, in Auckland, New Zealand Friday night. Fans, especially women, loved his performance, and praised his ability as an entertainer and singer. Even critics said he has a decent voice, which "has an earthy, roots-rocker sound." At least one reviewer thinks his songs are amateurish, though, which is probably to be expected:

    So far, so stunningly average – but Springsteen, Mellencamp and Costello – even at their worst – are all capable of decent writing.

    Crowe's songs are close to embarrassing – Mickey, about his mob-connected valet's zest for life; Raewyn about the suicide of his aunt – performed with passion sure, but ultimately dull.

    The Ordinary Fear Of God is a band comprised of decent musicians, mariachi trumpet fills combined with stinging six-string solos and rock-steady rhythms. But too often I was reminded of the free concerts I attended at high school, a Youth Group or Christian-oriented band of perfectly decent musicians.

    The songs were pedestrian and clearly an agenda, outside of music, was being pushed.

    Ironically, Crowe – as an actor – portrays characters in his other job, but in this stage version of himself he seemed so self-conscious, so dedicated to wanting to be a down-to-earth musician, a hack just hamming it up (and drinking a lot while he was at it!), that I'm convinced I saw some of his greatest acting in delivering such hackneyed songs with a straight face.

    Even if he's getting bashed for it, at least Crowe is pursuing his dream to be a singer and is trying to be humble about it.

    Here he is at the show. There's also a picture of a blonde Lucy Lawless at the show with Allan Poppleton and Erica Takacs.

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    Apr
    02
    DJ AM's surprise birthday party


    DJ AM's surprise birthday party was held on April 1st at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. AM turned 33 on March 30th. AM's girlfriend, Nicole Richie, 24, was there along with guests pictured including DJ Jazzy Jeff, Tone Loc, Vanessa Traina, and Richie's stylist, Rachel Zoe. The cake featured an edible old school turntable complete with vinyl-looking record.

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    Apr
    02
    More pictures of Tom Cruise on Wetten Das


    Here are some more pictures of Tom Cruise's appearance on one of Europe's most popular television shows, Wetten Das. I did see this episode and have a recap as well as some screencaps in an earlier post.

    There are two videos available from the German TV network that puts out Wetten Das, ZDF:

  • An offscreen interview with Tom Cruise in English. He talks about the fact that Katie is about to give birth and says she gave him permission to come. He flew in for the show and left right afterwards and seems a bit flustered.
  • Footage from Tom's appearance on Wetten Das in which he loses the bet and has to ride around on stage on a motorcycle.

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    02
    Video and exclusive pictures of Tom Cruise on Wetten Das


    As we mentioned yesterday, we caught Tom Cruise's appearance on the German show Wetten Das last night. There's now a video up of Cruise losing the bet and riding a motorcycle on stage on the show. (Note: Cruise is wearing an earpiece which gives him an English translation of the host. The video is in German, but it's easy to figure out what's going on.)

    The first four pictures are from the Wetten Das website, and the rest are our exclusive screencaps of the show (Ok, so I took pictures of the TV. I have a laptop that plays TV, but the thing is new and is not working yet), which reaired this morning. The kiss marks on the bottom of the screen in one of the pictures show the progress of the bet, in which two girls had to identify lip prints from their classmembers. Tom said that the girls wouldn't be able to do it, and lost the bet since they were 4 for 4.

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    Apr
    02
    Pamela Anderson holds a press conference


    Anderson held a press conference to promote her appearance as host on Sunday's Canadian Juno awards. She also spoke out against Canada's annual seal hunt when asked about a letter she sent Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper asking for a meeting about the hunt. Paul McCartne and Bridget Bardot are among the other celebrities protesting the cruel practice of bludgeoning baby seals to death for their pelts.

    Many of the reporters' questions centered around a letter Anderson sent Prime Minister Stephen Harper requesting a meeting to discuss the seal hunt.

    Harper refused, making it the second time he has turned down the celebrity's request.

    "It's too bad. I wish he would have met me. I think it was awful he didn't meet with Paul McCartney and Brigitte Bardot," Anderson said.

    "I think it's a very sad situation, and as prime minister, and to have the world stage for the first time, it's really a big mistake to keep up the seal hunt even after the outcry from all over the world against it."

    Anderson has a petition with over 50,000 signatures against the hunt, and thinks it reflects poorly on her birth country.

    Anderson will host the Junos, Canada's version of the Grammys, tonight. Coldplay, Black Eyed Peas, and Nickelback are among the performers.

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    Apr
    02
    Kids' Choice Awards: Show


    The Kids' Choice Awards looked like a lot of fun last night. Will Smith and Lindsay Lohan won for favorite actor and actress, Pink, Chris Brown and Bow Wow performed, Justin Timberlake won a burp-off, and Robin Williams got slimed. Over 25 million votes were recorded. Winners included:

    Voted this year's Favorite Movie Actor for Hitch, Will Smith walked off with his fifth Blimp. Lindsay Lohan nabbed the award for Favorite Movie Actress (Herbie Fully Loaded); and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire triumphed as Favorite Movie. Chris Rock clinched Favorite Voice in an Animated Movie (Madagascar). SpongeBob SquarePants absorbed honors for the fourth consecutive year as Favorite Cartoon. Top TV awards went to Drake & Josh as Favorite Show, to title star Drake Bell as Favorite Actor and to Jamie Lynn Spears (Zoey 101) as Favorite Actress. Lance Armstrong scored a Blimp for Favorite Athlete. In music, Green Day picked up a pair for Favorite Music Group and Favorite Song (Wake Me Up When September Ends). Jesse McCartney and Kelly Clarkson netted Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Female Singer. The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling took Favorite Book honors.

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    Apr
    02
    Kids' Choice Awards: Arrivals


    We have plenty of pictures of the arrivals at last night's Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards. Stars and others pictured include Avril Lavigne, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Bruce Willis, Jamie Lynn Spears, Justin Timberlake, Kristin Cavallari, Pink, Shawn White, Sasha Cohen, Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Will Smith, Benji Madden, Billie Joe Armstrong, Chris Rock, Eve, Jamie Lynn Spears, Bow Wow, and Nelly.

    Pictures of the event will be posted soon.

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    Apr
    01
    Pam Anderson visits a MAC store


    So, we don't know why it's news that Anderson visited a MAC makeup store in Halifax, Nova Scotia today, but it has something to do with the fact that she's hosting Canada's Juno awards this Sunday. Anderson is a native Canadian and the Junos are Canada's version of the Grammys.

    Anderson is said to be dating a Formula 1 racer, Eddie Irvine:

    Pamela Anderson has been test-driving a new man - Formula 1 playboy, Eddie Irvine. The former "Baywatch" babe has been spotted getting cozy with the motor racer as she watched her sons, 9-year-old Brandon, and Dylan, 8, play baseball.

    Anderson was photographed two weeks ago getting all kissy-face with real estate mogul, Laurence Hallier. He looked annoyed with her in the pictures of them together. Guess he stuck around long enough to convince her to buy a pricey Vegas condo and split.

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    Apr
    01
    Star Jones-Reynolds with perkier boobs at the Daytime Emmy Nominations Dinner


    Star Jones and her surgically improved body attended the Daytime Emmy Nominations Dinner in LA tonight. Star looked foolish in a white tent of a dress that showed off her higher cleavage but covered her fat ass in layers of fabric.

    Star seems to be recovering from the health scare she suffered after she lost too much blood and required a transfusion during a breast lift and tummy tuck operation two weeks ago. Star claims that she was not in danger and that the risk to her health was exaggerated, but the NY Daily News unearthed a 911 call from her surgeon's office that suggests her life was at risk.

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    Apr
    01
    Starlight Starbright Foundation honors Dakota Fanning


    12 year-old actress Dakota Fanning received the "Heart of Gold Award" last night at the annual gala held by the Starlight Starbright Children's foundation. Fanning was honored for her "commitment to helping others." Jamie Curtis hosted the event. Attending stars included erratic Teri Hatcher, John Stamos, Bob Saget, Alicia Silverstone, and Elly and Mike Godard.


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    Apr
    01
    Kelly Osbourne also jumps on the autobiography bandwagon


    In the past few days we have heard that Kate Moss and Angelina Jolie are going to write autobiographies, and that Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie are going to write style guides. As if we need another celebrity book, newly-slim Kelly Osbourne has vowed to pen her autobiography:

    KELLY Osbourne will follow in her mother's footsteps and write a book about her, erm...rather turbulent life.

    The 21-year-old, who has already been in rehab and had a string of failed romances with rock stars, told us: "I am definitely going to write an autobiography, so watch out for it".

    Kelly also said she's not going to do a fitness video with her slimmed down brother, Jack, or get involved with Celebrity X Factor with her mom. At least books are easy to ignore.

    Here is Kelly at the UK Fifi awards on 3/27.


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    Apr
    01
    Nude online pictures of Britney Spears were fakes


    Some nude pictures of Britney Spears that were seen online have been deemed fakes:

    BRITNEY SPEARS is breathing a sigh of relief after a photographer admitted his "naked Britney" images on the internet were fake.

    Snapper ERIC STRIFFLER said the look-a-like of the TOXIC singer was a glamour model called EMILY after the snaps had spread all over the internet.

    No word if the naked Britney pictures sold to Golden Palace for $40,000 last week were also fake.

    Britney's appearance on Will and Grace Thursday was said to be decent and funny, but a bit rough in spots. Her southern accent was also said to be overdone.

    Here are two recent sets of pictures of Britney's husband, Kevin Federline. These show him getting coffee for Britney on Sunday March 26, and arriving with his friends at a recording studio in Atlanta on March 24th.

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    Apr
    01
    Kate Moss to write tell-all autobiography of her cocaine abuse


    Virgin mogul Richard Branson has paid Kate Moss a £1million advance to write an autobiography about her ordeal with cocaine abuse. Moss is said to have confided in Branson during her struggle to get off drugs last year:

    The supermodel sought sanctuary on the Virgin tycoon's Caribbean isle. Necker, after her spell in rehab.

    She had long chats with Branson, who has known Kate since she was 15 and signed to his Storm agency.

    Kate was dropped by a host of labels following damning footage of her cocaine abuse last September. She spent a month in rehab in Arizona.

    Branson said: "The story coming out could have saved her from a far worse situation"...

    Branson has persuaded her to sign a £1million autobiography contract to confess all about her cocaine abuse
    - published by Virgin Books.

    Kate's career had some setbacks, but quickly recovered after the video of her doing cocaine came out last year. Now she's set to cash in big time with a revealing autobiography.

    Kate Moss has also forfeited a lawsuit against Britian's Channel Five for a 2004 documentary, "The Truth about Kate Moss," that claimed that she did cocaine. In order to proceed with the lawsuit, Kate would have had to sign a statement that she didn't do cocaine. Instead of signing the statement, for which there is plenty of proof otherwise, she gave up persuing the lawsuit.

    Here is Kate out with a male friend in London on Thursday. We also have pictures of her April appearance in Harper's Bazaar.

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    Apr
    01
    Tori Spelling is entertained by drag queens impersonating her


    Tori Spelling has decided to cash in on the fact that people mock her constantly, and even welcomed some drag queens impersonating her at party to celebrate her new faux-reality show, so NoTORIous:

    In the show, you tackle all the jokes about yourself. How does it feel to be the one to make the joke?

    It’s been really freeing. I’ve been a target my entire life. At this point, there’s nothing anyone can say that will faze me. Bring it on! It’s more material for the show.

    So you’re beyond being offended?

    VH1 and Out magazine are (throwing) a party for the show, and they’re hiring Tori drag queens! They were like, "Does that offend you?" Of course it doesn’t offend me! There’s this famous drag queen called Suppositori Spelling. I’m like, "You have to find her!"

    That's a good attitude to have, and she's going to get the last laugh if her show is a success. Here are pictures of Tori and her marked man at the XL Lounge in LA NY (thanks Mark) to promote the premiere of So NoTORIous last night.

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    Apr
    01
    Scarlet Johansson out in NY

    Scarlet Johansson looked casual in a gray hoodie while out in NY recently.

    Johansson's on-again off-again boyfriend of one year, actor Josh Harnett, has admitted that he was scared to film love scenes with co-star Lucy Lui in his new film, Lucky Number Slevin. Harnett said Lui's on-screen role as an assassin in "Kill Bill" made him feel scared of her:

    Hartnett explained: "It was Lucy's first love scene. She's killed numerous people on screen, but she'd never had a love scene.

    "I was actually kind of terrified to tell you the truth. I'd done a few already. She just kind of looked to me for support.

    "I just tried to make her as comfortable as possible."

    That's cute that Harnett felt threatened by Lui. It seems like he tried to backtrack by saying that he wanted to make her feel comfortable.

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    Apr
    01
    Keira Knightly warns Sienna Miller to "be careful" with her ex


    Sienna Miller, 24, has now either moved on from her flash-in-the-pan relationship with Hayden Christensen, 24, or is hedging her bets, because she's now hooking up with Keira Knightly's ex, Jamie Dornan. Keira can't just let Sienna drive the guy off with her smoking and excessive drinking - she has to warn her about him and is probably making matters worse:

    Keira Knightley has warned Sienna Miller to steer clear of her ex-love Jamie Dornan - in case he breaks her heart. The stunning actress - who split from Dornan last year amid claims he was jealous of her career - reportedly called Sienna after hearing she had a crush on the former model.

    Keira... allegedly told Sienna the Irish hunk wouldn't be able to handle her success. A source is quoted in Daily Star newspaper as saying: "Keira went through hell with Jamie, because he couldn't deal with her fame.

    "She's dating Rupert Friend now. But she was horrified when she heard Sienna has enjoyed a series of dates with Jamie. She likes Sienna and doesn't want to see her make the same mistakes."

    Knightly is a nosy bitch and she can't stand to see Sienna enjoying her leftovers. She needs to mind her own business and STFU.

    Knightly, 23, was with Dornan on and off for about two years. The two split up in August of last year. She has been dating fellow British actor Rupert Friend, 24, for about two months and just moved in with him.

    Here is Keira thinking she's all cultured and shit for being a tourist in Rome this Thursday. The girl does not have a humble bone in her body. The woman with her is her mom.

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    Apr
    01
    Liv Tyler looks gorgeous


    Liv Tyler looks great in these pictures of her shopping with a friend in New York on Thursday. She was also snapped meeting another friend in Manhattan while out with her 14 month-old son, Milo. (Shown above.)

    Liv is now starring in Lonesome Jim with Casey Affleck, a story about a young man who moves back to his parents' house in Indiana.

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    Apr
    01
    J.Love cooks brownies for old people


    Jennifer Love Hewitt volunteered to take brownies to old people as part of a marketing bid by Betty Crocker. She got involved with "Bake and Take Day" which hopes to inspire people to make food for others in their community. It really is a nice idea, and we're just being snotty. The press release is a bit self-congratulatory, though:

    "I'm very happy to be working with Betty Crocker and the Bake and Take program," said Hewitt. "It's a wonderful way to raise awareness about the importance of giving back to people in your community by working with organizations that directly contribute to a person's well-being, not only by providing nutritious meals but also human contact and interaction."

    Betty Crocker and Hewitt hope to inspire others to bake their favorite items and take them to the elderly, sick or needy in their community, and to encourage people to make a difference by getting involved with organizations like Project Angel Food, senior care centers, and other institutions.

    We know Jennifer Love Hewitt is a kind, decent person because she listens to old people talk about their dead relatives and does lots of volunteer work.

    Here is J.Love, who Wilmer Valderrama rated an 8 out of 10 in bed, working with "Bake and Take" yesterday in LA.

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    Mar
    31
    Gillian Anderson needs some hair products


    We love Gillian Anderson and will see a new X-Files movie and sit through the whole thing even if it's worse than the God-awful drawn-out series finale. We have to say, though, that she could use some pomade, or even mousse, in these pictures from Broadcasting Press Guild Television and Radio Awards in London last night.

    Her hair could have the gently-tousled but finished look if she just would have taken that extra step to secure her flyaways. She also looks a little tipsy, but we could be influenced by the news that she suffered from drunken air rage.

    We reported a few days ago that Anderson is going to go topless in her film that's in production, the British thriller "Straightheads." Anderson has admitted that she's had trouble finding work, and said that the longer you're out of the business, the harder it is to find film roles. She has three films in the works, though, and looks to be making a comeback.

    Anderson has found success in England with work on stage and for the BBC. Here she is with her nearly-done hair.

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    Mar
    31
    Did Nicky and Paris get in a fight?


    First Paris is spotted with circular finger-shaped bruises on her arm and now Nicky has one too. The sisters are either into a new kind of harsh arm massage or were grabbing each other hard!

    Nicky's bruise is on her right arm, while Paris' bruises are on her right, suggesting that they were facing each other during the fight. (And that they both are left handed, which is not true and blows our theory, but it's a somewhat slow news day.)


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    Mar
    31
    Will Smith at the ATL Los Angeles premiere


    The movie ATL opened last night in Los Angeles. Will Smith was a guest at the premiere, but is not starring in the film, an urban coming of age drama about four friends trying to get out of the ghetto. ATL stars Tip "T.I." Harris, Antwan 'Big Boi' Patton, Albert Daniels, Jackie Long, and Evan Ross.

    It is loosely based on the filmmakers' youth in Atlanta in the 80s:

    Directed by acclaimed music video helmer Chris Robinson and starring platinum-winning rapper Tip Harris, ATL is loosely based on filmmakers Dallas Austin and Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins' experiences growing up on Atlanta's south side. In the midst of drug dealers, gangs and violence, their only escape was a local skating rink called Jellybeans, where every Sunday night from 8:00pm until 1:00am, the teens and their close circle of friends entered a world that allowed them to escape the pressures of everyday life for awhile in the music and excitement of the rink. Many of today's top hip-hop artists could be seen at Jellybeans every Sunday back then, including Atlanta-bred performers OutKast, Jermaine Dupri, Little Jon, Trillville and TLC.

    Here's the trailer:

    It has been getting mixed reviews, but looks like a strong drama and should be worth seeing.

    And here are the pictures from the premiere, with guests and stars attending including Tyra Banks, Dallas Austin, Big Boi, Cedric the Entertainer, Tracie Ellis Ross, Evans Ross, Diana Ross, Gabrielle Union, Garcelle Beauvias-Nilon, Johnny Gill, Rickey Bell, Kelly Rowland, Nia Long, Paula Jai Parker, Serena Williams, Venus Williams, T.I., Brandy, Evans Ross, Jackie Long, Dania Ramirez, Bow Wow, Khadijah Haqq, Malika Hagg, and Lauren London.

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    Mar
    31
    Diesel party to countdown to the Young Hollywood Awards


    The countdown to the Young Hollywood Awards party presented by Diesel was held yesterday at Liberace's penthouse in Beverly Hills.

    Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards will air this Saturday at 8pm, and will be hosted by Jack Black. We assume that's what the Young Hollywood Awards party is celebrating. Nickelodeon is set to offer a new online component to the awards, which will allow users to view the event live from different camera angles on demand from the Nickelodeon website.

    Guests pictured at last night's party include Lindsay Lohan, Nicky Hilton, Haylie Duff, Maggie Grace, Natasha Henstridge, Jesse Metcalfe (who brought a female friend), Ryan Cabrera, Brittany Snow, Deborah Gibson, Stacy Keibler, Shannon Elizabeth, Ben Foster, Frankie Muniz, and Melinda Clarke.

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    Mar
    31
    Reese Witherspoon's crack


    No she's not hanging out with Whitney, she's bending over in jeans that are too loose. Bless the evil paparrazi. The butt crack picture is mildly safe for work and is after the jump.

    Reese has not responded to Kevin Smith's statement at a University of Pennsylvania speech in which he called her a "cunt." She has better to things to do - like making sure that her ex-boyfriends know how successful she is now and trying to get pregnant to save her marriage.

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    Mar
    31
    Naomi Campbell smacked her housekeeper with a bejeweled Blackberry


    Naomi Campbell hid her handcuffs under a white poncho yesterday morning when the cops hauled her away for hitting her housekeeper in the head with a crystal-encrusted Blackberry.

    Campbell claimed the housekeeper stole a pair of jeans, provoking the attack. Campbell hit the poor woman so hard she required four stitches. She then is asked her staff to say that the woman fell and hit her head.

    "You f------ b----!" the cantankerous catwalker shrieked yesterday inside her Park Ave. penthouse apartment, accusing her maid, Ana Scolavino, of stealing a pair of $200 Chip & Pepper jeans, sources said.

    Raging, Campbell cracked the BlackBerry against her housekeeper's head at 8 a.m. - and then demanded her staff tell cops the 42-year-old maid had hurt herself falling, sources said.

    But the sinewy supermodel's servant alerted officials at Lenox Hill Hospital, and soon cops arrived at Campbell's $3.5 million apartment to haul her away.

    Campbell, 35, insisted she had no idea what cops were talking about and showed them a flip-phone, not the BlackBerry, as supposed proof, sources said.

    But the cops cuffed her - disappointing an Oprah Winfrey camera crew waiting to film her for a cooking segment.

    Ever the diva, Campbell hid the handcuffs under a white fur poncho. Sources said she also asked to ride in her own car to the police stationhouse and then paused as her minions begged cops to let them fix her bangs before she was escorted outside. The requests were denied.

    Campbell is known for her violent outbursts, and has a long record of abusing her help. Glitterati has a good overview of Campbell's history, which spans at least eight years and includes guilty pleas for past abuse charges.

    We hope Campbell gets more than a slap on the wrist for this latest incident, and that her housekeeper successfully sues her for a huge sum.

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    Mar
    31
    Catherine Zeta-Jones on the set of Mostly Martha


    Catherine Zeta-Jones is filming "Mostly Martha" in NY. "Mostly Martha" is a remake of a 2001 German film of the same name. I've seen the original. It's a thoughtful film about a single female chef who cares for her niece after her sister dies. The chef is a workaholic who avoids relationships and tries to express her emotions through cooking. Hopefully the remake will be as good as its predecessor.

    Catherine Zeta-Jones and her husband, Michael Douglas, are the latest celebrities to lend their star power to a cause for the United Nations. They will attend a UN dinner on April 4th to raise funds for landmine removal.

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    Mar
    31
    Dane Cook says he has a girlfriend and is not with Jessica Simpson


    TMZ has an audio excerpt from an interview with Dane Cook, the comedian starring with Jessica Simpson in her new film, "Employee of the Month," that is now filming in New Mexico. US Weekly ran a cover story this week implying that Simpson and Cook are a new item.

    In the interview on Vegas radio station Mix 94.1, Cook denies dating Simpson, says he has a girlfriend, and reveals that his nickname forJessica is "Special K":

    It's very funny because, uh every week it's like a different person in the cast being paired up [with Jessica] It was the director... it was our producer... Jessica is adorable... but there are no sparks between me and uh, Special K. We are not a couple... Yes I have a girl, but no I'm not with Jessica.

    Here are some high res pictures of Jessica in New Mexico. [via]

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    Mar
    30
    Jennifer Aniston says nananana boo boo


    So supposedly Angelina and Brad are fighting up a storm in Paris and Jennifer Aniston is gloating. None of these rumors require any facts to back them up, because they're pretty easy to make up given that we know practically everything about these people since they're hounded by photographers and reporters every day.

    Star says that Brad misses the states and that he's fighting with Angelina over the wedding, which she says isn't happening. They also say Angelina is very passionate (that's a leap) and doesn't fight fair with Brad.

    Meanwhile Jen is waiting for the couple to break up, which is also no surprise:

    And gloating all the way privately is Jennifer Aniston. When Jen heard that ex-hubby Pitt and Jolie were at odds, Star reports she's "too cool to say out loud that it serves that idiot right." For months, Aniston's reaction has been "I told you so. Jen predicted long ago that this wouldn't last."

    And the article goes on to quote The Bosh, which says that Aniston's trying to get pregnant with her bloated boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, but that she doesn't care if they get married first. God forbid she should try to give up cigarettes in a bid to increase her fertility.

    We seriously doubt that anything dire is wrong with the Jolie-Pitts, and hope that Aniston's womb stays barren forever.

    Here is Angelina shopping at a craft store and visiting a Yoga center in Paris with little Maddox yesterday. Note the sheer number of professional and amateur photographers following her. We sometimes think that A-listers make a pact with the devil. The money can't be worth it.

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    Mar
    30
    Nicole Richie's guide to starving yourself


    So after AM partied it up at the Winter Music Festival in Miami, he headed down to Mexico to enjoy some alone time with Nicole Richie. The two were spotted smooching and hanging out on the beach.

    Nicole Richie is set to write a style guide that will rival the newly announced "Fashion Bible" by illiterate Victoria Beckham.

    Richie is said to be considering the boring title "Nicole Richie Style" and the content is predictable:

    A source said to ContactMusic: "It's called ‘Nicole Richie Style’. It's going to be about her hair, make-up and clothing."

    It will undoubtedly be better than her last book. Here are Richie and AM in Mexico. [via]

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    Mar
    30
    Everyone hates the Britney Spears statue








    So both pro and anti-choice people predictably dislike the ridiculous Britney Spears statue that shows Britney giving birth on a bearskin run next to some anti-choice pamphlets.

    "Some people are upset that Britney is being used for this subject matter.

    "Others who are pro-life thought this was degrading to their movement. And some pro-choice people were upset that this is a pro-life monument."

    At the very least, it's inaccurate. Britney had a scheduled c-section and never considered abortion. (We made that last part up, but it's probably true.)

    If all goes well, the controversial statue will go on display for two weeks at the Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in Brooklyn. You can bet a lot of protestors will be there.

    Here is Britney in all her newly pregnant (?) glory - see the picture above because we're not commenting - at a dance studio in Malibu with her son yesterday. She was said to have given a special performance as a fundraiser for the school.

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    Mar
    30
    Lohan takes Moss' leftovers


    Life and Style weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan was recently spotted with young Jamie Burke, the 20 year-old singer that Kate Moss took to Aspen last Christmas. The rag tries to manufacture a conflict between the friends over Burke, but we doubt Moss - or Lohan - cares:

    In Touch Weekly is reporting that after her rehab stint in Arizona, Kate bailed to Aspen to hang with Jamie.

    Reportedly - it's not really serious - but he has been spotted leaving Kate's Aspen suite.

    Now without Kate knowing, la Lohan and model Jamie Burke are getting serious according to the item in the magazine. Citing an insider, the report dishes that Jamie recently spent the night at Lindsay's suite at the NY 60 hotel Thompson.

    Kate seems to want to reconcile with Pete Doherty after he declared his undying love on the windshield of one of his many secondhand Jaguars, and she has probably forgotten about Jamie. Maybe she even lent Jamie to Lindsay as part of her compaign to help Lindsay get sober.

    The source where we got the news says that Lohan has been tied to Leonard DiCaprio lately, but as we mentioned earlier, we doubt that's true.

    Here is Lohan in NY. We haven't seen her in a while, so she may have been taking Kate Moss' sage advice to lay low. [via]

    And here's Kate Moss shopping with her daugher, Lila Grace, in London [via] Pictures of Moss going out to dinner with friends [via] are after the jump.

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    Mar
    30
    Jude Law as Batman?


    We only found one source for this, so take it for what it is, but Jude Law is rumored to be considered for the role as Batman in the upcoming sequel to "Batman Begins":

    The latest casting rumour regarding the anticipated 'Batman Begins' sequel is that British heartthrob Jude Law is being considered by producers for a role in the next blockbuster.

    Interestingly, the 'Closer' star was considered for the lead role as the caped crusader for 'Batman Begins' but lost out to 'American Psycho' actor Christian Bale.

    Rumour has it that Law is being touted for the role of D.A Harvey Dent in the sequel which, should it prove true, would also see him reprising this role in a second sequel as he would have to complete the transformation into Dent's evil alter ego, Two Face.

    Law would make a decent Batman if he bulked up a little.

    Law was said to have sworn off women when he rebuffed a blonde at a party last week, but we pointed out that he has most likely reconciled with his ex, Sadie Frost.

    Here's Law catching a train in London yesterday with his kids and nanny in tow.

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    Mar
    30
    Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba get parking tickets


    In the past two days, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba have neglected to pay the meter. Hilton's mistake in West Hollywood is made all the richer by the countless paparazzi and onlookers that witnessed the incident. All someone had to do was fish out a quarter to help the girl out, but no one bothered. In the image above, several people are gathered around Hilton's car to mock her misfortne.

    Alba received a parking ticket on her Toyota Hybrid on 3/27, while Hilton got the ticket yesterday on her $500,000 SLR McLaren Mercedes Benz. Hilton was at a tanning salon while her car was ticketed.

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    Mar
    30
    Tori Spelling makes fun of herself in new reality series


    So we've all heard about Tori Spellings new psuedo-reality series on VH1, "So NoTORIous." The NY Times reports how Tori came up with the idea for the show and tried to sell it to different networks. She made a scrapbook of her most embarassing moments and described them to network executives in her pitch. Last year, NBC almost picked up the pilot for the Fall, but backed out.

    She... showed them a scrapbook of her most embarrassing public moments, as captured by the tabloids, and seemed happy to go into detail about each incident. (No, she does not have cellulite, she told the writers, but yes, she does pick her nose.) Mr. Chessler said they were charmed. "It was very engaging and winning to hear somebody that self-aware," he said.

    Armed with the scrapbook, Ms. Spelling went to the networks with the idea for the series, and NBC bought it. When the writing process began, the two writers and Ms. Spelling discussed the show's parameters: was anything off limits? Ms. Spelling said, "I was, like, 'Literally, anything you've ever read about me, true or false: go for it.' "

    At first, Mr. Chessler and Mr. Alberghini said they couldn't believe she meant it. "Mike or I would pitch something," Mr. Alberghini said, "and Tori would go, 'Yeah, but, I think it would just be funnier if we said I have buggy eyes.' And we'd be, like: 'Wow! O.K.!' "

    After NBC decided not to run the show, VH1 picked it up as its first scripted series.

    We didn't know the show's history and that's great that Spelling came up with the idea to mock herself. We have more respect for her now and hope the new show is a success.

    Here's Tori at the So NoTORIous party in LA on 3/28 with her branded fiance, Dean McDermott.

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    And here's a promo for her show.

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    Mar
    30
    Josh Hartnett on the Late Show with David Letterman


    Josh Hartnett appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night.

    Recent reports had Hartnett splitting up with his girlfriend of nearly one year, Scartlet Johansson. Hartnet and Johansson were spotted in NY enjoying a couples' massage last weekend, and in a current interview Hartnett hints that they're working on their relationship.

    Here's Hartnett outside the CBS studio last night.

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    Mar
    29
    Paris Hilton's album might not suck


    Three 6 Mafia just announced that they will be producing tracks for Paris Hilton's new album. The girl convinced them to work with her when they met up at the Winter Music Conference in Miami last weekend. It turns out all she had to do was ask:

    "We ran into her at a William Morris Agency party and she said she liked our song 'Stay Fly' and asked could we work with her," Jordan 'Juicy J' Houston told the Memphis Commercial Appeal. "We let her listen to a dance track and she really liked it and plans to record it."

    "We're just getting in the studio and putting together some more tracks for her." "From there, we'll see, but it will be a blast working with Paris Hilton. I mean she is Paris Hilton."

    Maybe Paris is clever after all.

    We have two sets of recent pictures of Paris. In the black and white photos taken at Fashion Week in LA she is shown backstage at Louis Verdad and also preparing for the 2BFree show. She is on the set of The Simple Life on 3/23 in the color pictures. [via]

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    Mar
    29
    Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson walk their dog


    "Thank you for Smoking" author Christopher Buckley admits that he had no clue who Adam Brody was when he was first looking over the cast list for the film based on his novel. Then his teenage daughter clued him in:

    Buckley mused on the initial casting of the film, and expressing his excitement to his 17-year-old daughter on the high-profile names involved. But to his dismay, as he rattled off names, be it Aaron Eckhart, William H. Macy, or Robert Duvall, his daughter’s consistent response was, “Who?” “Then I got to the name Adam Brody, which I will confess to you was not familiar to me,” the author said of the popular “OC” star. “And her reaction was ‘Ohmigod, ohmigod, that’s so cool, Adam Brody, Adam Brody,’” Buckley said, in his best teenage girl voice.

    Buckley didn't have much input in the film, but is very pleased with the result. It is also doing well critically with an 81% overall rating at Rotten Tomatoes.

    Here are The OC's on-screen and real life couple, Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson, walking their dog.

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    Mar
    29
    I wanna do crack with ya baby


    It's actually seven hours later than EST here in Switzerland. (Usually it's 6 hours later, but we have daylight savings times a week earlier.) After a full day of digging up the early morning gossip dirt I stepped out for a little fresh air and decided to make dinner. Then I came back after a relatively long time away from the computer and look - someone published the pictures of Witney's crack den! Damn, I would have been all over that.

    Anyway, better late that never, and I'm sure you've seen these already but I need to add them to Celebitchy for posterity.

    The story as you know is that Whitney's sister in law blew the lid on her lifestyle to get her hands on some quick cash:

    Tina, 42, knows Whitney's drug habits well. A recovering addict herself, she and her sister-in-law were "drug buddies" for many months.

    She confesses: "I did crack with Whitney. The truth needs to come out. She won't stay off the drugs. It's every single day. It's so ugly. Everyone is so scared she's going to O.D."

    In the most explosive interview ever about Whitney, Tina tells how the 42-year-old singer spends days locked in her bedroom amid piles of garbage smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene.

    The sex toys are the best part. Anyway here are the pictures. again. Thanks to popbytes for the cover image.



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    Mar
    29
    Kate Moss tries to give advice


    Kate Moss tells tells her party buddy Lindsay Lohan do as I say, not as I do:

    KATE Moss is warning actress Lindsay Lohan about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.

    A source close to the 19-year-old tells us she's been "adopted" by Kate, 32, who is mentoring her as part of her process of recovery.

    This sounds like someone trying to put a spin on the fact that Moss and Lohan are hanging out. They did get wasted and make out at a NY Strip club less than three months ago. Then again, it's been a few days since we've seen Lohan, so maybe she's taking Moss' advice.

    Here is Moss yesterday outside of either her house or Davinia Taylor's house, depending on who you believe.

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    Mar
    29
    Jake Gyllenhaal gets sweaty


    Jake Gyllenhaal was found working out with his friend and co-star in the "Day After Tomorrow," actor Austin Nichols. His outdoor workout involved jogging, sprints, push-ups, pull-ups and situps. The two were not shy about running and doing floor exercises together.

    Obviously Gyllenhaal is not thinking of getting back together with Kirsten Dunst for the sake of their dogs.

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    Mar
    29
    Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend get some alone time


    Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend were spotted leaving celebrity getaway Chateau Marmont in Hollywood three days ago, belying rumors that they've split.

    Charlize has been without her steady partner lately, leading people to speculate that they've split. She went on tour to promote the Japanese release of Aeon Flux right after the Oscars. She also was spotted solo at the SXSW film festival in mid March.

    Charlize was said to want time off from the relationship to concentrate on her busy career.

    From these latest photos, It looks like the couple is trying to make it work.

    People on the JJB bulletin board where we found the pictures have said that Theron look pregnant. We think she's just wearing a tight top and that these are unflattering pictures.

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    Mar
    29
    Madonna is too old to try to define what's cool


    Madonna can't make up her mind what's cool anymore, so she's going to try to cram as much as possible into her new tour, including shit that only she considers interesting.

    First off, Madonna is going to show off her new krump dancing moves. Krump is the urban dance made popular in the documentary "Rize." Madonna's new tour is also using Studio 54 as an inspiration for the set, which will feature fantasy scenes from the famous nightspot.

    Not content to just stick with the disco debauchery meets urban dance theme, Madonna will muddy the waters with on-stage homages to her favorite pasttimes, horseriding and kaballah. She's also throwing some urban running in there, in case none of the other shit sticks:

    A source said: “Madonna has been practising krumping ever since she filmed the videos to Hung Up and Sorry.

    “Madge has ordered a unique spinning platform to be designed so she and her dancers can recreate Studio 54’s extravagant scenes.

    “She has also ordered dozens of disco balls to decorate the stage with authentic Seventies lighting.”

    The show will open with a Disco Queen section, featuring girls in sparkling suits, male dancers dressed as pimps and more dancers roller-skating.

    Another section, American Land, will indulge Madonna’s obsession with horses, with video walls showing footage of her riding scantily clad in the pouring rain.

    A third part, Oriental And Eastern, will see Madonna joined on stage by a Kabbalah singer to perform a remix of her brilliant album track Isaac.

    One section will have a Parkour specialist — the wacky sport on the BBC promotional film with a bloke running across London rooftops. Madge will also showcase some new music, if her label Warner give the go-ahead.

    Madonna, make up your mind. Just because your last tour was too Kaballah heavy doesn't mean you don't have to stick with a central theme. Your tour may look good and maybe you can even pull it off, but it sounds like a total mess to us.

    Madonna's tour opens in LA this May, and may even hit Israel - surprise surprise.

    Here's Madonna with little Lourdes. Lourdes' stylist seems to be going with the junior preppy look for the pre-'tween.

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    Mar
    29
    Julia Roberts on the opening night of "Three Days of Rain"


    We mentioned yesterday that Julia Roberts' new play, "Three Days of Rain," opened last night on Broadway. It's sure to sell out due to Roberts' star power and the play's dramatic strength. Here's a bit more about the plot:

    Roberts plays Nan, the practical sister of the erratic Walker. The two are the children of a famous architect, who was business partners with the father of their longtime friend, Pip, the play's third character. The first act finds the three, all somewhat estranged from one another, trying to dope out a journal left behind by Nan and Walker's dad, particularly the mysterious entry "three days of rain."

    In act two, the time frame has shifted back in time a few decades and we meet the fathers of the three characters, as well as the magnetic and unstable woman who played a major role in both their lives.

    Julia plays the daughter in the first act, and the mother in the second act. It sounds like a clever plot and it's sure to be interesting.

    Here's Roberts signing autographs and leaving the theatre after what must have been a fabulous performance.

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    Mar
    29
    Drew Barrymore on the "Music and Lyrics By" set


    Drew Barrymore is filming the romantic comedy "Music and Lyrics By" in New York. She stars along with Hugh Grant in a story of the "romantic antics of a lyrics writer and music writer."

    Here's Drew looking windswept and cute yesterday in NY.

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    Mar
    28
    Nicole Richie is confused


    Nicole Richie has said that her childhood was so happy that it lead her to do drugs:

    Nicole revealed, "I had a pretty fun childhood, but I just wanted to feel nothing. It wasn't that it was horrible and I wanted to feel better. I just didn't want to feel anything."

    She adds, "Doing drugs kind of made me just forget and not feel anything, for a second. I think it's a combination of things. Partly just me wanting to be older - it's what the older kids were doing at the time."

    Nicole has been cared for by Lionel Richie and his wife from the age of three. She is the daughter of a drummer that worked with Richie and one of his backstage assistants, and was formally adopted when she was nine. Even if she says things were fine and she had a good childhood, she may have been conflicted about her adoption. When someone says they don't want to feel anything, they're trying to deny that there's anything wrong.

    Here are pictures of Richie on 3/24 with her hair extensions and some outtakes from her People magazine shoot.

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    Mar
    28
    Does Jessica Simpson want Nick Lachey to take her back?


    According to Life & Style Magazine, Simpson has been calling Lachey repeatedly to warn him that Kristin Cavalleri (who is now supposedly back with her ex) is using him:

    Jessica may have little to worry about as it appears Cavallari may have moved on.

    But still sources say Nick has been taking Jessica's calls, but he's not really listening to her warnings, a pal tells the magazine. "Nick is sick of Jessica trying to call the shots in his love life," the source says. "He even told her that she can't have him back!"

    This is not the first time we've heard that Jessica has called Nick after their split. In January she was said to be drunken dialing Nick and talking to him in a baby voice.

    Jessica is presumed to be single after Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine dumped her by SMS three weeks ago.

    She is currently in Albuquerque, NM filming "Employee of the Month." Here she is on March 26. Although Jessica has some friends with her including her best friend, CaCee Cobb, she may be lonely and wistful for what could have been.

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    Mar
    28
    Mandy Moore admits to weight gain


    MandyMoore.net reports that USWeekly has an article covering Kelly Osbourne's weight loss and Mandy Moore's move in the opposite direction:

    Mandy is quoted as saying:

    I like the way I look. I'm proud of it. My body's a little more womanly."

    She does look a bit more filled out in these latest photos, but we think they're Photoshopped. She looks heavier in some pictures than others and we suspect they may have been stretched out to make her look fatter by someone who read the US Weekly article.

    Moore's sex life was just made a little more public by Wilmer Valderrama's indiscreet interview on Howard Stern, in which he claimed to have taken her virginity when they were dating almost 6 years ago.

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    Mar
    28
    Julia Roberts' Broadway play opens tonight


    Julia Roberts will make her debut on Broadway in "Three Days of Rain" tonight, which is described as "an emotionally rich drama about a brother and sister and their childhood pal who reunite for the reading of a will."

    "Rain" is produced by Marc Platt, who knows Julia from their work together on "Mary Reilly" and has also produced "Legally Blonde" and the stage hit "Wicked." It is written by acclaimed playright Richard Greenberg, who created two roles that will be played by Julia:

    Greenberg's acclaimed play, a Pulitzer Prize nominee when it opened Off-Broadway in 1997, presents Roberts with meaty roles: daughter Nan in Act 1 and mother Lina in Act 2.

    Better yet, Roberts isn't required to do all the heavy lifting (wise for a Broadway baby), since the work is roughly equally divided among the three actors.

    Tonight's sold out performance is just a preview. The play officially opens on April 12th for a three month run.

    Here is Julia in a Gianfranco Ferre and and in some candids looking a bit annoyed.

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    Mar
    28
    Sharon Stone says she's shy


    Sharon Stone shows off how versatile cruelty can be by wearing her fur robe two ways at her appearance outside the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday. She also managed to soak up every waning drop of admiration at the NY premiere of her sex vehicle Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction later that night.

    Sharon blew her last shred of credibility in a recent interview by claiming to be shy and saying that her sister encouraged her to flirt with strangers at a Marshalls store:

    "Guys need encouragement and I don't give them any.

    "My sister made me practise being more flirtatious. She took me to Marshalls (discount store) and made me practise with shoppers.

    "Everybody flirts with my sister Kelly. She's a sex bomb. No one ever talks to me."

    I didn't know they sold fur nightwear at Marshalls.

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    Mar
    28
    Sting can't stop thinking about his strip club


    Sting and his wife, Trudie Styler, performed in a one-night-only theater benefit for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS at the The New Victory Theater in NY last night. Sting and Trudie read and performed "the most intimate words, music, and shared passions of the extraordinary composers and lovers Robert and Clara Schumann."

    Sting looked like his mind was elsewhere as he posed with his wife at the event. With the news that he's opening a strip club with David Bowie and is keen to get invited to high-class sex parties, you can bet their relationship is less than stable.

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    Mar
    28
    What's in Britney's cart?


    Britney and SP shopped with help from her personal assistant and bodyguard at Ralphs grocery store in Malibu yesterday. Seen in her cart were Cheerios (we would guess for SP), Splenda, Skittles, and cans of Coke and Tab. Britney was also spotted with a ready-made salad, so at least part of her diet isn't processed food.

    One of the most interesting stories to come out about Britney recently involves the little people exploited at her husband's birthday party:

    The pop babe asked two little people to carry a cake to hubby Kevin Federline during his 28th birthday party at exclusive Las Vegas nightspot, Tao.

    The following night the pair visited the same club, and Britney arranged for a Cher look-a-like to perform a duet of 'I Got You Babe' with a midget Sonny Bono impersonator...

    "Everyone found Britney's surprise really hilarious. Kevin and Britney and their friends were in fits."

    That's right, little people are just hysterical.

    I saw an HBO America Undercover special called "Dwarfs: Not a fairy tale" a while ago that really opened my eyes:

    Dwarfs: not a fairy tale reveals the realities of dwarfism through five personal stories and dispels many of the misconceptions about little people by exploring the effects of family, culture and medical advances in their lives. The film proves that being different does not affect the potential for happiness or success.

    People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid, and Britney and Kevin reveal how low class they really are with this latest stunt.

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    Mar
    28
    Friends in Black


    Out of respect for Jennifer Aniston's ongoing state of mourning, guests and cast members at the Friends with Money premiere last night in LA wore black. Among the black-clad attendees were Joan Cusack, Golden Brooks, Catherine Keener, and Jason Isaacs. Aniston was seen wearing a ring on the middle finder of her left hand, causing people to guess that Oprah must be pissed at her.

    If you would like to sample some of Aniston's "I'm bored and will answer questions pertaining to my high paid job in a stream of consciousness" interview style, TMZ has a video of a so-called interview about her new movie. We would post the highlights, but they're not worth mentioning and kind of random.

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    Mar
    27
    Kate Beckinsale would make a better Wonder Woman

    When considering the over-hyped report that Lindsay Lohan wants to play Wonder Woman, one should remember that Kate Beckinsale was originally said to be in the running for the role:
    Ever since the summer we have been discussing how Kate Beckinsale is a likely candidate for Joss Whedon's upcoming project Wonder Woman. When Whedon was asked on whether he had some likely candidates, the director mentioned that he was looking for a 'young' Wonder Woman for his 'coming of age' story.

    Though we did not know how young he was talking about, we figured that it still would have been too risky to drop down to Peter Parker's age (Spider-Man, high school) and thought we'd best leave our fingers pointed at Beckinsale.

    Hell, she was even caught wearing a Wonder Woman outfit while out one Halloween night.

    Now that Lohan has received a lot of press for a prompted comment that she made way back in June (thanks to Egotastic for finding this) that she would be interested in playing Wonder Woman, it's only fair to point out that Beckinsale fills out the outfit a lot better and is a more experienced actress. She can also look fierce for the part as we've seen in Underworld, (ok, we're assuming) while we've only seen Lohan playing herself in some teen movies.

    Here is Beckinsale with her husband of almost two years, director Len Wiseman, out in Santa Monica recently.

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    Mar
    27
    Sarah Jessica Parker's feet are deformed

    Sarah Jessica Parker, 41, had to have her feet digitally enhanced for her terrible film "Failure to Launch" because years of wearing heels has left them hideously deformed:
    "Forcing her feet into stilettos every day has punished Sarah's feet," an indiscreet source claims.

    "Unfortunately Sarah Jessica Parker has lots of protruding veins which weren't very nice so we did our best to hide them."

    Sarah herself isn't faring too well either, as evidenced by these candids taken on Friday in New York. No offense to her three year-old son, James.

    Parker recently ruled out a Sex and the City reunion, and may have ruled out her marriage to Matthew Broderick as well.

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    Mar
    27
    Oceans 13 to be released July, 2007


    Even though it hasn't started shooting yet, Warner Brothers announced today that Oceans 13 is slated for release in July of next year. We thought that the only good things about Oceans 12 were the hot guys and the good music, which makes it hard to turn off the sound while you're watching. The plot was strung together loosely and we don't remember much about it except for some heists and the fact that the dialogue seemed too casual.

    George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon will star again, with Ellen Barkin - yes Ellen Barkin - announced as Damon's love interest. That has to be a mistake. The woman is almost 52 years old! It must be a pity role after her recent unexpected divorce from mogul Ron Perelman.

    E! Online's incomprehensible Ted Casablanca seems to suggest that Pitt and Clooney can't agree on when to start filming the latest excuse to get their hot asses together on screen. Pitt wants to start soon so that he will be available for the birth of his child, while Clooney needs a break so that he can continue sexing up Krista Allen until he's ready to dump her next month. Matt Damon is presumed to be diplomatic as usual, despite the upcoming birth of his first child.

    Here is Pitt flying in Avignon, France on Friday. He's certainly taking plenty of flying lessons and may get Jolie's approval soon.

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    Mar
    27
    Keira Knightly's a pig


    Keira Knightly donned a god-awful getup for her 21st birthday in London at the club Paper last night. Keira's boyfriend, Rupert Friend, looked decent in costume, but Keira's look seemed as forced and fake as the actress herself. She tried to pull off a 20s flapper look but her smug face and a tight ringlet hairdo made her seem like an ugly kewpie doll. Then Keira put on a pig's mask to avoid being photographed as she left the party.

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    Mar
    27
    Tiffany & Co. party for the launch of the Frank Gehry collection


    Plenty of stars attended the Tiffany and Company party launching the Frank Gehry premium jewelry collection. Guests pictured include Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend Ross McCall, Quincy Jones, Samaire Armstrong, Mira Sorvino, Roselyn Sanchez, Poppy Montgomery, Christina Ricci, William H. Macy, Felicty Huffman, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Elijah Kelly, Laurence Fishburne, Gina Torres, and Ian Somerhalder. Patty La Belle, John Legend, and Elijah Kelly performed on stage.

    19 more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    27
    Paris Hilton and Three 6 Mafia in Miami


    Paris Hilton partied with Three 6 Mafia last night at the Opium Garden in Miami Beach. The event was part of the Winter Music Conference that we mentioned earlier.

    Three 6 Mafia, recent Oscar winners for the Hustle and Flow song "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp," are being sued by a fan injured at a concert. Ramone Williams, 19, claims that Three 6 Mafia incited a riot in a Pittsburgh bar in 2003 while playing the song "Let's Start a Riot" and is trying to hold the band responsible for the beating he suffered. He also blames them for letting him in the club in the first place since he's underage. We don't think the guy has a case. He certainly waited until the band was sufficiently famous and the statute of limitations nearly ran out before filing his claim.

    Here's Paris the attention whore (watch her take pictures of herself over and over in this video) and Three 6 Mafia. Other guests included Paul Oakenfold, Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Kelly Rowland, Perez Hilton, Tracy Young and Brooke Hogan.

    Seven more after the jump.

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    Mar
    27
    Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston should be BFF


    Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston are superb at giving arrogant quotes. Since they both dated Brad Pitt and hate the entertainment industry they have a few things in common to complain about. It's surprising that you don't see more of those two rude bitches together, and we think they would make great friends.

    Paltrow was just quoted bitching about Robbie Williams in faux British vernacular. She probably resents the fact that Williams is more talented than her boring husband:

    I don't get Robbie Williams. I think he seems rude and he's always getting his knickers off.

    Well, we can attest to the fact that Williams likes to get naked, and that he looks damn good in the process. As for being rude, it takes one to know one.

    Here's Paltrow in NY last week trying to bundle up.

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    Mar
    27
    Ashlee Simpson calls her boobs amazing


    "Singer" Ashlee Simpson, 21, admitted to having an eating disorder for a six month period while she was studying to be a dancer. She said that she's over that now, and thinks it's sad that people can't accept their bodies. She then admits to loving her body a little too much:

    "I have amazing boobs. I do; I know it. They're not too big, not too small. They're just perfect."

    "It's sexy not to be a bone," Ashlee proclaims

    At least the praise is coming from Ashlee herself, and not her creepy-ass father.

    Ashlee and her great tits surfed on an MTV special "Kelly Slater Celebrity Surf Invitational," that aired on March 25.

    Here are some pictures of Ashlee surfing and contorting her face at a concert in San Juan, Puerto Rico on Saturday. Ashlee will play in Wisconsin tomorrow night, but it may be empty in the concert hall. As of last week less than 1,000 tickets were sold.

    Seven more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    26
    Nicole Richie is delusional


    Nicole Richie makes a feeble attempt to deflect well-deserved speculation about her weight by stating that she just loves fast food:

    She confessed to Tatler magazine "I'll pretty much eat anything.

    "I'm a big Taco Bell fan, a real fast-food eater. I don't have the highest standards when it comes to food.

    "We eat dinner out every night because none of us cooks."

    Richie is hounded by photographers everywhere she goes, and apart from this picture where she's uncomfortably eating a hotdog at a Knicks game, which she no doubt purged as soon as possible, there's little evidence that she enjoys fast food. Richie has been seen entering fast food establishments - and coming out with only beverages. She's undoubtedly fooling herself with these latest comments.

    Here's Richie with some flattering hair extensions at the Prince show at Teddy's in Hollywood, CA yesterday. Paris also attended the show, but there's no word whether the two ex-friends met up. We would bet they were pointedly ignoring one another.

    Richie's boyfriend, DJ AM, is in Miami for the popular Winter Music Conference, so not much can be inferred from the fact that he didn't go to the show with her.

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    Mar
    26
    Jennifer Aniston wants to channel her bitterness into another loveless marriage


    Like everyone else, we assumed that the Jolie-Pitts were flying back to the states when they were photographed three days ago at the airport. That's why we didn't publish these pictures of Brad flying in Nice when we came across them earlier today - we assumed they were old.

    It turns out that the famous couple flew to the south of France and that the unexpected venue afforded the Jolie-Pitts a precious few days out of the spotlight. These photos are of Brad flying yesterday.

    Speculation is rampant that bitter Jennifer Aniston may beat her ex to the altar, and that Oprah will host the wedding!

    Jen and Vince may actually beat Brangelina to the altar! “Jen has told Vince she’s ready to get married,” reveals a friend of the Aniston family.

    “She just wants to be Vince’s bride - today, tomorrow, next week. She’s told him to name the day. As long as that day comes soon, that is."

    Life & Style Weekly cites a source that believes that Jen & Vince may be married before the release of their summer film opens.

    And despite the sneaky way that Aniston got Oprah to endorse James Fry's lousy psuedo-memoir (to promote the hoped-for film, for which Aniston owns the movie rights), Oprah has agreed to host Aniston's wedding at her estate. Aniston reportedly wants a huge lavish affair to show the world how utterly petty and wasteful she can be. (She also probably can't have the thing at her house since it's overrun with rabbits.)

    No matter what she does or who she attaches herself to, you can be sure that Aniston won't be happy.

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    Mar
    26
    Aguilera changes focus on new album


    Christina Alguilera's latest album is a departure from the pop genre and will feature jazz-inspired songs with an authentic feel. Alguilera says her "Back to Basics" album, which is due out in June, has a "20s and 30s vibe." Called one of the most anticipated albums of the year, Aguilera's description suggests it won't dissapoint:

    She told America's Rolling Stone magazine: "The album has a throwback style using horn samples so it sounds gritty and old. But we've been able to splice it into something that people can still dance to in the clubs."

    We detailed earlier how Christina chose rap producer DJ Premiere to produce five tracks for her album. It sounds like Christina's newest release will be a commercial and critical success.

    Here she is outside of the Little Door restaurant in Hollywood last night. Pictures [via]

    Five more after the jump.

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    Mar
    26
    Mischa Barton is a good spokesperson


    Mischa Barton and The Veronicas hosted a party put on by Jane Magazine at the Tropicana Bar in Hollywood last night. The purpose was to launch the 2006 Keds collection, and I must say that the shoes look really cute and comfortable. These aren't your average plain canvas shoes, and I would wear them. (Keds is not paying me, but if you would like to sponsor this site, please consider it because I'll hype your product or service as well as Perez.)

    Yesterday we mentioned how intelligent and thoughtful Mischa seemed in a recent interview. She's quite a good spokesperson for Keds and she's sure to get more high-profile contracts.

    Mischa is pictured above with Jess and Lisa Origilasso of The Veronicas.

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    Mar
    26
    Britney and Kevin keep a united front


    Britney cleaned up well and dressed modestly for a party at Vision nightclub in Atlanta to promote her husband Kevin Federline's new critically-panned rap-like album last night.

    Britney and Kevin have a shaky relationship as everyone knows, and it's nice that Britney is trying to support Kevin, however misguided his career.

    Britney and her mother are said to be fighting. Britney was supposedly "in shock" after her mother refused to fly out to Hawaii to lend her support after Britney and Kevin had a row. Mrs. Spears may be annoyed that Britney is quick to ask for help but slow to act on everyone's advice that she leave Kevin.

    Pictures [via]

    Update: The party was a belated birthday party for Kevin, according to Wireimage. We added four more pictures of Britney and Kevin that are less flattering. Three more after the jump.

    Update: Images removed on request.


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    Mar
    26
    Tara Reid gets a new party partner

    Tara Reid was seen out in LA this weekend heading to a club with a new guy. No one at the JJB bulletin board where I found the picture knew who he was, so his identity will remain a mystery for an hour or two until an eagle-eyed blogger identifies him.

    Lindsay Lohan hates to be compared to the often visibly-soused Reid. Lohan has said that she doesn't want her constant partying to jeopardize her career:

    "I'm not some Tara Reid-style party girl. And I want to be in this business.”

    Lohan thinks that if she drinks moderately and sticks to doing coke it's still ok to go most nights of the week. (I made that up obviously, but it could be true.)

    Here is Reid with her potential new beau.

    Two more after the jump.

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    Mar
    25
    Mariah Carey upskirt without underwear (seriously)

    Thanks to FadedYouth for these pictures of Mariah's muff. They don't appear to be Photoshopped, and she seems to be decently groomed. They're NSFW, but it's just a little flash so you might be able to sneak a peek. These are decent high-res pictures.

    Mariah Carey upskirt pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    25
    Jennifer Garner to get naked in new film


    Jennifer Garner is set to take it all off in a new erotic thriller. Her production company, Vandalia Films, is creating the picture, titled "Sabbatical," which will have a missing person plot with a twist:

    The story's premise follows a couple that hits the seventh-year-itch of marriage. To inject some life into their union, they decide to take a two-week sabbatical from each other during which, within a set of agreed rules, they can do whatever they want. When the wife returns to the agreed-upon meeting place two weeks later, however, she discovers that her husband has disappeared.

    In these pictures taken of Garner shopping in Santa Monica yesterday, she looks like she has slimmed down in preparation to go back to work. She has said that she is losing weight slowly instead of going on a radical diet in order to make sure that she and her nursing baby Violet, almost four months, are healthy.

    Pictures [via] and [via]

    Update: Four additional pictures of Garner shopping in Brentwood without sunglasses. She looks great. More pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    25
    Reese is good at acting crazy


    Reese Witherspoon, who just turned 30 on Wednesday, is in London filming Penelope with Christina Ricci. Witherspoon is in a supporting role as a friend of Ricci, who plays a woman trying to overcome a family curse that left her with a snout like a pig. (Do you remember that episode of The Twilight Zone, "The Eye of the Beholder," when a surgery candidate was told she was deformed for having a beautiful face while everyone else had a snout like a pig? Ricci's look reminds me of that.)

    Reese has said that she will be taking supporting roles in an effort to spend more time with her family. People are speculating that her six-year marriage to Ryan Phillipe is in trouble. With four movies in production and a record-setting salary, it doesn't look like Reese is serious about slowing down.

    Have you seen our mashup of Reese and Crazyfrog?

    Here are some pictures of Reese on set as well as a few of Ricci's snout nose. [via]

    Eight more after the jump.

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    Mar
    25
    Nicky Hilton showcases new clothing line


    Nicky Hilton was at AmericasMart mall in Atlanta, GA yesterday to introduce her new clothing line, which will be offered in the store Ambrosia & Co. Judging from the clothes she was wearing, it involves a lot of black satin and includes some dreaded formal shorts.

    The line is described as:

    very wearable, very chic sportswear to include separates, jackets, trousers, denim, Ski and much more.

    She met up with Usher at the after party and was photographed with Wes Lambert, a co-owner of the Atlanta-based nightclub, Compound. (As seen in the header image above.)

    Here are some pictures, with 8 more after the jump.

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    Mar
    25
    Mischa Barton is thoughtful


    Mischa Barton made a scheduled appearance at Macy's in San Francisco this week, and the brief interview she had with a reporter shows her mastery of the vague but positive interview style that older actresses like Aniston and Longoria have yet to grasp.

    Q: What's your relationship to your character, Marissa Cooper? Any major similarities or differences?

    A: At this point, we're so different just because she goes through so much surreal stuff.

    You start with some similarities but after everything she's been through, thanks to the world of television, she's grown and changed into a completely different entity. I love her as a character because I think she's truly entertaining.

    Q: You and Sienna Miller are often referred to as young style icons. How do you define style?

    A: It's all about individuality and having your own mark on things and not being afraid to try new things. Style is also about confidence in your clothing and the way you carry yourself.

    Notice she says nothing at all about Sienna Miller when the interviewer mentions that she has been compared to the erratic actress' messy style. Barton just answers the other part of the question, and we might infer that she thinks Miller is sloppy and not on par with her level of fashion, but she simply skirts the question. She also has something nice to say about almost every question.

    Proving that she's a worthy spokeperson, she later gives Keds a plug without sounding fake about it. She also acknowledges that she has a few Chanel bags, but downplays it. She doesn't brag about it or say how fabulous they are. She's more effusive about Keds than about Chanel:

    Q: We've heard you collect Chanel bags. How many do you have?

    A: Oh, I don't know. I probably have 15 or 20. It's not ridiculous. I probably get a bag every season from them and then I buy the ones that I really want.

    Q: You embrace Keds, which is just about as far as you can get from Chanel. What is it about the canvas shoes?

    A: I love them because everyone can identify with them and so many cool people have worn them over the years.

    I love when you take a brand and it comes back. It has that established side to it but you can also put a new spin on it. Keds is really good at doing that. They're so open and they have so many different styles. They identify cool.

    Barton has the grace, style, and intelligence to be an A-list actress and we know she will go far.

    Here she is at fashion week on Thursday with David Cardona, the designer of the Bebe collection. Barton is 5'8" tall and in heels she towers over Cardona. Unlike Paris Hilton's little friend, fashion designer Louis Verdad, Cardona is actually smiling and looks like a friendly guy.

    Update: Barton will be at Tilly's at the Irvine Spectrum center in Irvine, CA from 3:00 - 4:30 pm on Saturday, March 25th to promote Keds. [via]

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    Mar
    25
    DJ AM is surprisingly hot


    Nicole Richie's ex (or current boyfriend although we haven't seen pictures of them together in over a week), DJ AM, is in Miami as part of the Winter Music Conference. The Winter Music Conference is an international event for the dance music industry and features top-tier DJ performances as well as standard conference-type meetings and product hawking. The WMC has arranged shows in clubs around Miami that are open to the public. It sounds like a lot of fun for a business conference.

    Here is DJ AM on "Betty Ford" night, Thursday, at Prive. He looks good close up. We didn't realize how cute he was until we saw these pictures.

    Update: 3 more pictures of AM, taken at the DKNY Swim party on Friday night in Miami, are after the jump.

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    Mar
    24
    Was she drinking or wasn't she?


    There have been conflicting reports about Britney's drinking habits. People and Us Weekly reported that Britney has been drinking as we mentioned yesterday, and today the NY Daily News states that she was doing shots while out in Vegas on Wednesday night.

    The National Ledger tipped us off to the fact that TMZ said that she was drinking non-alcoholic beverages and did not smoke on Wednesday night, according to a source:

    TMZ has eyewitnesses that tell a different story.

    The AOL web site details that Britney was a true teetotaler - she never drank and never smoked the entire evening. But she did irritate some patrons - whenever Brit went to the bathroom, security cleared a path and closed off the restroom.

    We could not find the article The National Ledger sources on TMZ's website, so it must be a video report and you'll have to take their word for it.

    Over the past few days, everyone has gradually come to the conclusion that Britney isn't pregnant based primarily on the fact that she has been drinking. If she's not drinking, then all bets are off.

    We have pictures from three different image galleries. The header image is from Kevin's appearance at "All the Hits Q-100" radio station in Atlanta today, presumably promoting his album. [via] There are some pictures of Kevin smoking and playing craps with Britney watching on 3/22. [via] And of the two supposedly shopping in Vegas yesterday, although the pictures look like they're taken at the same casino where Kevin was playing craps. [via]

    People are going to say Kevin looks good in these candids at the radio station, but we still don't see it. He looks like any idiot early-20s loser who still thinks he's a teenager.

    Here's a sample with 13 more after the jump.

    Update: Some images removed on request.

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    Mar
    24
    Stacy Keibler wants to set up Nick Lachey


    Stacy Keibler of "Dancing with the Stars" says that she just "loves" Nick Lachey and wants to make sure the soon-to-be-divorced crooner is not lonely:

    No - they aren't dating, but her new project is trying to find Nick a decent girl to date.

    Extra TV reported on Thursday night that Nick (one of the most eligible bachelors in Hollywood) has picked up his own personal cupid: "Dancing with the Stars" stunner Stacy Keibler.

    Keibler told designers Chip and Pepper that she's looking to make a love connection. "I'm trying to get Nick a good, quality girl," she said.

    "I love him. I think he's a fantastic, great guy."

    Lachey may have been hurt that Kristin Cavalleri was spotted making out with her ex this weekend while Lachey was away promoting his new single, as we reported yesterday. Lachey was said to have dated Cavalleri, although the Laguna Beach star denies it.

    Lachey is also making headlines with the news that his new melancholy single was written on the very day that Jessica Simpson broke up with him:

    Lachey was planning on spending last year's Thanksgiving holiday (NOV05) with his wife in Texas, until he received a phone call from her telling him she was ending their relationship. He says the song was recorded, "The day before Thanksgiving, which was basically the day that Jessica told me she wanted to get a divorce."

    It sounds like Lachey is a sensitive guy, and that he's getting his revenge by cashing in on his pain. Like most everyone, we're rooting for him and hope he gets the cash settlement he deserves in his divorce.

    Here are pictures of Keibler the matchmaker taken at fashion week in LA recently.

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    Mar
    24
    Pamela Anderson likes it kinky


    We have no idea why Pamela Anderson is wearing a cheerleader outfit, but the possibilities are not endless. We're sure the 39 year-old has a good excuse for trying to escape from the cameras while dressed as a cheerleader and carrying a napkin.

    Pam looks pretty hot despite recent partying, and clearly keeps herself in good shape. She has attributed her health to a vegetarian diet and eating lots of Avacados, which she says keep her Hepatitis C at bay.

    She also said that now that she's getting up in years she is considering having another child:

    Pamela has already got two sons, Brandon and Dylan, by ex-husband Tommy Lee but says: “I really love children, and once you have two, you might as well have ten.”

    “But if I do have more kids it’ll have to be soon - before I’m 40.”

    “Maybe I have to find a good sperm donor.”

    We would assume that caring for ten children is not the same as looking after two, and think that Anderson will have little trouble finding a sperm donor, as evidenced by these pictures.

    Anderson also recently admitted to having a love-hate relationship with her boobs. While she seems to give a lot of stupid quotes, they don't seem rude or conceited and both Eva Longoria and Jennifer Aniston would do better to emulate Anderson.

    Here is Anderson dressed up as a cheerleader. These pictures were taken in Malibu on 3/17. [via]

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    Mar
    24
    Carmen and Dave: Drop the charade


    Carmen Electra was on hand to deal the ceremonial first hand at opening of Foxwoods Casino's "World Poker Tour" poker room in Ledyard, CT, yesterday. Electra also enjoyed Foxwoods' "signature $3,000 Sapphire martini" and supervised the handover of a large physical, but small denominational check of $25,000 to the Children's Miracle Network. (That's less than 9 martinis - you think they could spring for more.) Lisa Gastineau was also hired as a per diem spokesperson.

    Electra's husband, Dave Navarro, did not come with her to the opening. Egotastic has some juicy news from an insider who claims that the rumors of their marriage being in trouble are sadly true:

    Well as far as I am concerned (because I hung out with Dave three weeks ago), he's broken up with Carmen and wasn't wearing his wedding ring.

    The producers were like "Oooh, come to the after party, Dave is looking for a night of fun if you know what I mean!" after I asked about Dave and Carmen's status (funny, my boyfriend was standing like 5 feet away haha).

    They also kept referring to him and Carmen not being together, and they were trying to recruit girls. He was looking for some girls for the night, but when I was like, "What?! I love Carmen! They aren't together?" Then they'd get all hush hush with funny smiles and say they aren't saying nothing...

    There you have it, an anonymous tip to add that extra pinch of credence to the rumors. Chloe Sevigny is shaking her head in an "I told you so" way right now.

    Here are pictures of Carmen at Foxwoods yesterday.

    Nine more after the jump.

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    Mar
    24
    Mariah Carey: Snoop is a bigger diva than me


    Now we know the reason why only Pharrell came to Paris to film his part in the Say Something video - Snoop would have been too expensive:

    MARIAH CAREY insists rapper SNOOP DOGG is such a diva she decided it would be best he filmed his contribution to her forthcoming music video in Los Angeles, rather than fly his entourage to Paris, France. Carey and PHARRELL WILLIAMS shot the majority of the promo for SAY SOMETHIN' in the French capital last week... while Snoop filmed his section in LA on Sunday. Carey tells MTV, "If you guys think I'm a diva and I have requirements, Snoop is the next level. He's the hip-hop king. "

    Mariah goes on to emphasize how over-the-top Snoop's requirements are, without getting into specifics. Maybe he just didn't feel like flying to Europe to work and decided it would be easier if the work came to him.

    Mariah may be taking advantage of her 20 pound weight loss to become a spokesperson for a fashion house. She is said to have been noticed by Louis Vuitton higher-ups while filming "Say Something" in their Paris store. Her rep said that "she is in talks" with "quite a few fashion labels." [via]

    Mariah, no matter what you say Snoop cannot out-diva you.

    Here are pictures of the two filming "Say Something" in LA. [via]

    Three more including Carey in a bikini among the LV suitcases after the jump.

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    Posted to Mariah Carey | Music | Photos | Snoop Dogg

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    Mar
    24
    Paris Hilton in a Japanese Manga

    We were poking around Flickr looking at ParisHilton tagged pics and came across quite a few candids that everyday people took of and with the heiress. We also found these cartoons of Hilton in a Japanese Manga. (Mangas are basically comic books and are sometimes made into anime.)

    We posted the preliminary sketches from the Hilton's upcoming animated series earlier today. The Hiltons look better in the bug-eyed Japanese version.

    Posted to Paris Hilton | Photos

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    Mar
    23
    Cynthia Nixon lobbies for school funding


    Cynthia Nixon appeared today at City Hall in NY to lobby for more funds for schools as part of the "Our Kids Can't Wait" campaign.

    Nixon made headlines a year and a half ago when the news came out that she had left her husband for a female partner.

    She is currently appearing in a Broadway play called "Rabbit Hole" about a couple "trying to cope with the loss of their son." It is a tear-jerker that has received rave reviews.

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    Mar
    23
    Britney and Kevin enjoy a tumultuous relationship

    Britney and Kevin are in Vegas for Kevin's 28th birthday party. TMZ has a quick video of the couple out last night while the pictures below were taken. Britney has her hand over her stomach, but it could mean anything. It does not look like she is hiding a bump, contrary to some reports.

    Here are the latest rumors:

  • Britney has been drinking. US Weekly says that she had red wine and champagne on different occasions last week. People says that she had a cosmopolitan at Kevin's birthday party last night.

  • Britney was again without her ring - at her husband's birthday party!

  • Britney and Kevin stayed in different hotels and did not speak for three days in Hawaii after a bad fight according to US Weekly

  • Britney is supposedly not pregnant but does want more kids while Kevin, of course, doesn't.

  • Britney is pissed that Kevin encouraged his ex, Shar Jackson, to record her own version of Britney's hit "Toxic" according to the National Enquirer.

    We're honestly a little tired of these two, and think that Britney is just trapped in a bad relationship with a user. Yes that's stating the obvious, but it would be much more interesting if she would put her foot down for once. (And if she would wear something that covers up her fat instead of showcasing it.)

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  • Mar
    23
    Did Pitt call Aniston to warn her about a wedding?


    Life & Style says that Pitt called Aniston to warn her to prepare for news of the couple's wedding.

    Phoning Jen from France [On March 14], [Brad] informed his ex that he was planning to get married again very soon.

    “Jen had asked Brad to let her know so she could prepare personally and publicly for the media attention,” says a friend of Jen’s.

    “But she asked that he spare her the details, and the call lasted less than three minutes.”

    If this is true, and we doubt it, it may mean that the Jolie-Pitts were planning to get married at some point, somewhere - or that they did already get married and managed to hide it. If only they were friends of Chloe Sevigny, we could be assured that this is true.

    The Jolie-Pitt clan traveled back to the States today. It looks like Angelina's mother won't get her dying wish to have her grandchild born in France, but with Jolie you never can tell.

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    Mar
    23
    Keira Knightly can't escape


    We reported two days ago that Keira Knightly is moving into a small apartment with her boyfriend, Rupert Friend, partially to escape the paparrazi. Judging from these latest pictures she may get hounded even worse. Pictures of a happy couple are a lot more interesting.

    Just Jared reports that Keira loves her coat collection and seems to wear a new one every day. Pretty soon she'll be switching to raincoats as spring arrives.

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    Mar
    23
    Chloe Sevigny nude and hairy


    Chloe Sevigny appears nude in the latest issue of Purple Magazine. While we can't verify it, Purple may be a breast cancer awareness magazine, so it's for a good cause. (Purple might alternately be a foreign publication based on the writing on one of the photos.)

    Sevigny recently said that she believes the tabloids and that they're accurate in her experience:

    "[Tabloids are] horrible, but they’re really addictive," she told Rolling Stone magazine.

    "And I believe that almost all of it is true. Sadly."

    "Everything that I’ve read that has to do with anyone I’ve ever known has been pretty spot on."

    Wow, there you have it. The tabloids have accurate dirt on the B-listers.

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    Mar
    23
    Paris Hilton and Benjamin McKenzie?


    Paris Hilton was said to be getting close to Bejamin McKenzie of the OC, who normally keeps a low profile and is not known for making public appearances. Before you start to get indignant about it like I did, realize that Hilton has been all over the place lately according to The Scoop:

    The partying heiress — who apparently has split with Stavros Niarchos — has been busy auditioning replacements. When Hilton was unable to hook up at a party with Olympic hottie Jeremy Bloom recently, she "made a bee line" for another club, according to Life & Style Weekly, where she was spotted holding hands with actor Simon Rex, before ditching him for USC quarterback Matt Leinart.

    But Hilton's dance card has been even more crowded. A week earlier, she was spotted with The O.C.'s Benjamin McKenzie. "She was desperately hanging on to him the whole night," an "eyewitness" told the mag, adding that the two exchanged numbers. "They seemed really friendly as they said goodbye."

    Hilton's canoodle with McKenzie doesn't mean much in light of her reputation. We hope McKenzie was just humoring her.

    Here are pictures of Paris filming the Simple Life on Rodeo Drive yesterday. Her mother makes a brief appearance.

    Five more pictures and some cartoon sketches from her animated show in progress are after the jump.

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    Mar
    23
    Tom and Katie to get married on fourth of July


    We have no clue if Independence Day has some significance to the cult of Scientology, although the movie of the same name certainly has some parallels with their belief system. Rumor has it that Tom and Katie plan to get married on the Fourth of July according to the magazines Celebrity Living and Star:

    The celebrity couple will marry this summer, On July 4, according to another published report. Hollywood star Tom Cruise and his pregnant fiance Katie Holmes have finally decided on a date for their wedding.

    [The Post Chronicle] reported earlier in the month that Tom and Katie are set to tie the knot on July 4 at the Scientology center in Los Angeles, according to Celebrity Living. The latest issue of Star magazine confirms this report.

    An insider tells the magazine: "The dynamic duo will tie the knot at the Scientology centeR in Los Angeles in a four-day celebration. This is going to be a four-day bash; the biggest Tom has ever given."

    This isn't the first time we've heard about upcoming wedding plans for the two, so take this for the rumor that is is. We are still waiting for news of Tom's ex, Nicole Kidman's supposed upcoming wedding to Keith Urban. It is a smidgen more substantial now that two gossip rags have jumped on the news.

    Here are pictures of Katie and Tom out last night.

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    Mar
    23
    Paula Abdul blames Simon Cowell for her erratic behavior


    It's all Simon Cowell's fault that Abdul blathers about fortune cookies and melons on American Idol:

    Paula says, “He’s worse than ever. If they say, ‘Paula is going crazy,’ the reason is Simon is whispering things in my ear, like, ‘What’s the price of beans?’ Things that make no sense at all,” she tells In Touch Weekly
    [via]

    Meanwhile Abdul was nearly fired from her job as America's favorite drunken cheerleader. Producers were said to be looking at Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears as possible replacements:

    "Paula was being very difficult. (She was) crying all the time and arriving late for meetings." The stress from the situation drove Abdul seek medical attention and she was treated for "exhaustion and dehydration". According to the source, executives from the show discussed replacing the troubled judge: "(They) liked Jessica (Simpson) a lot. And some were pushing for Britney (Spears)." Neither star ended up meeting with Idol producers and they decided to keep Abdul - for now.

    Abdul must have been a total mess if Simpson or Spears seemed like a more coherent alternative. We think the most likely reason for Abdul's retention is that her lawyers pointed out her contract to Idol producers. Rather than invite another scandal, they kept Abdul on. It will be surprising if she gets another season on the top-rated show.

    Here is Abdul looking glassy-eyed with support from Laura Flynn Boyle at the Jennifer Nicholson fashion show in LA yesterday.

    Three more including candids from American Idol after the jump.

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    Mar
    23
    Kristin Cavallari makes out with her ex

    19-year old Laguna Beach reality star, Kristin Cavallari, has been linked with newly single Nick Lachey, 32. Cavallari has denied reports that the two are dating, and now it looks like she may be rid of Lachey entirely. While Lachey was in Cincinnati to promote his breakup song, "What's Left of Me," Cavallari was making out with her ex in public:
    In a VIP booth at L.A.’s hot nightclub, Lobby, Kristin Cavallari, 19, and a tall, dark, handsome star were in a deep lip lock, very publicly making out. “They were really getting it on!” The guy was not Nick Lachey, but Brody Jenner- the guy she broke up with right before hooking up with Nick.

    “She was thrilled to be back with Brody,” says the source. “She was all over him all night. They left together, too.”

    The article in Star speculates that Nick is not over Jessica and mentions that Nick's friends thought Cavallari was up to no good even before this incident. Still, we doubt that one failed rebound relationship will lead Nick and Jessica to reunite.

    Here's Cavallari with some obvious hair extensions at the premiere for "Yo Mamma," where she completely denied dating Lachey.

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    Mar
    22
    The latest in the Tom and Katie saga


    I wanted to write another story about how disgusted I am at the way the Scientologists treat little babies, but there's a lot more going on, so here's a recap of all the crazy shit that's been happening with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and their cult religion.

  • Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes visited the Yahoo! Sunnydale, CA campus yesterday for no clear reason except publicity. Gambling site 911daily, which is taking bets on the fetus' name, has an insider's view of the proceedings. Tom actually did jump on a couch, arm wrestled Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, and said that Katie was having his "third child" in a "few weeks." Tom flew himself to the event, and was 45 minutes late due to the weather. He jumped in a Ducati off the tarmac and ran through the Yahoo! campus to get to the event. Katie came in separately.

    Meanwhile blogs are buzzing that Yahoo! staffers see Cruise's visit as a lame attempt by Yahoo! to go Hollywood.

  • Cruise is being lambasted for his role as the most visible spokesperson for the cult of Scientology. A new ad claims that a woman was stabbed to death by her schizophrenic son because he was treated with vitamins instead of psychiatric drugs in accordance with the church's belief system.

  • An article in the latest issue of Star details Katie's fear of giving birth according to strict Scientology edicts that forbid painkillers and make mothers stay silent during delivery. We detailed earlier the cruel way that Scientologists abandon newborns on their first day and try to separate mother and baby for three days after birth. Scientologists also believe that babies need to "cry it out" all the time, and should not be comforted at all. If a child is injured, parents are instructed to lay the child back on the object that hurt them so that "the pain can flow back into [the object]." That's fucking crazy!

  • People say that Scientologist Isaac Hayes loved his job as Chef on "South Park" and didn't quit in response to the "Trapped in the Closet" episode - someone did it for him! [via]

  • And geniuses Matt Parker and Trey Stone are cashing in on the Scientology controversy by writing an episode spoofing it for the season premiere of "South Park."

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  • Mar
    22
    The Jolie-Pitts might be normal like us


    Brad is said to be pissing off Angelina with his frequent drinking. Someone probably made this story up after seeing the pictures of Brad having dinner in Paris with some American friends on Monday night.

    A source tells the weekly magazine 'Celebrity Living' that Angelina Jolie has "had enough of Brad's drinking."

    The report cites the source that tells the tabloid, "He has a few drinks each night to end each day."

    But apparently Brad is taking it too far. Jolie can't drink- she seven months preggers and reports say she is moody. So - according to the item in the weekly magazine - she also doesn't want to see Brad drinking every night as the report suggests.

    "She's getting a little tired of seeing him slumped on the couch night-after night," the insider claims.

    Not only is Brad drinking too much for Angelina's taste, he was photographed smoking out the window of the couple's Paris apartment this weekend.

    The Sun also reports that Brad was looking rough on Monday and needs to clean up his look.

    As we learned from the Lake Como wedding debacle, the media just makes shit up about Brad and Angelina so that we have something to whet our palate every day. So take this latest news for what it is - an attempt to bring the world's hottest couple down to our miserable level.

    Here are pictures of Brad smoking and out for dinner with friends on Monday night.

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    Mar
    22
    Brittany Murphy at the "Liza with a Z" Showtime event


    Brittany Murphy showed off her giant engagement ring at "Liza with a Z" presented by Showtime in Century City, CA yesterday. Murphy contorted herself on the red carpet in a skintight dress and gold heels like the attention whore that she is.

    Murphy was embroiled in a scandal in November of last year when she was said to be "Jordache Junkie," the unnamed starlet in E-Online's Ted Casablanca's column who did heroin and screwed the help in a stairway at an industry party. Murphy then either fired or was let go by her representation, and denied the charge. She has been engaged to Joe Macaluso, who was a production assistant on her 2004 film "Little Black Book" since January of this year.

    Hyenia Liza Minelli was also at the "Liza with a Z" west coast opening, along with Lorna Lufte, cutie Sean Farris, and the ever-creepy Bruce Vilanch.

    12 more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    22
    Lonesome Jim NY Premiere


    "Lonesome Jim" featuring Liv Tyler, Casey Affleck, Mary Kay Place and Seymour Cassel permiered last night in NY. It is directed by Steve Buscemi. REM frontman Michael Stipe also made an appearance at the premiere.

    Here is the plot summary from IMDB:

    Casey Affleck plays Jim, a young man who, after deciding he can't make it on his own, moves back to his hometown in Indiana -- under his parents' roof. He's saved from his family's dysfunction by a local woman and her son, who sees him as a father figure.

    Lonesome Jim is hailed as a solid and enjoyable indie film and has been called "a small gem."

    Tyler was recently quoted slamming other actresses for acting like it's easy to shed the post-baby weight. Unfortunately, we have to agree with her. (The gym may have daycare, but that doesn't mean your kid will stay there the whole time without screaming for you.)

    Despite what our friends at The Bastardly say, we think Tyler looks gorgeous.

    17 more pictures including Polaroid candids after the jump.

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    Mar
    22
    Jessica Alba at "Girls in the Director's Chair and Women In Film" event


    Jessica Alba was a panelist at "Girls in the Director's Chair and Women In Film Empower Young Girls to Reach for the Stars" event at the Beverly Hills Wiltshire hotel yesterday. Academy-Award winning Crash producer Cathy Shulman also attended. "Girls in the Director's Chair" and "Women in Film" are non-profit organizations that seek to encourage and mentor young women in the entertainment industry.

    A two-minute short and a public service announcement produced and directed by teens were premiered at the event:

    In line with GIDC's mission to empower young women in their filmmaking aspirations, the PSA focuses on a young girl's dream to become an established director in Hollywood and encourages other teens to explore their own creativity and artistic potential through Fresh Films, a national platform for teen filmmaking.

    Girl's in the Director's Chair was created by Fresh Films, which is sponsoring a national teen filmmaking program that is now accepting applications for its summer program.

    Here are photos of Alba on the panel.

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    Mar
    22
    Are Josh and Scarlett Over?


    TMZ is reporting that Josh Hartnett, 27, just broke up with Scarlett Johansson, 21. The relatively low key Hollywood couple have lived together in Josh's Tribeca apartment in NY since December, 2005, and have been dating for just about a year.

    Sexy Scarlett Johansson was out and about at Hollywood hot spot Tokio with friends. Noticeably missing -- boyfriend Josh Hartnett. Scarlett was low-keying it, partially covering her beautiful face with a hoodie. So, is the relationship kaput? Rumors have it that he called it quits.

    It's surprising that Josh is the one who supposedly broke up with Scarlett. Scarlett was widely quoted two months ago saying that she didn't believe "human beings are monogamous creatures by nature."

    Hartnett stars in the movie "Lucky Number Slevin" which premiered in NY last night. Lucy Liu, Ben Kingsley, and Bruce Willis are also in the film. Here's Hartnett at the premiere and after-party last night. (Josh and Scarlet are shown above in a scene from The Black Dahlia, which has yet to be released.)


    Posted to Breakups | Josh Hartnett | Photos | Premieres | Scarlett Johansson

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    Mar
    21
    Ashlee Simpson has the wrong impression of the Japanese healthcare system

    Ashlee Simpson is talking about her bout with the exhaustion virus that claims countless young pop starlets each year. In mid-December, 2005 after a busy US tour, she went to Japan where she had to be hospitalized in less than ideal quarters:
    The singer was promoting her new album, 'Autobiography,' and her very busy schedule was too much to bear.

    She said, "I finished my US tour and went straight to Japan."

    She explains, "I didn't go to a nice emergency room - I ended up in one with blood on the walls. Nasty."

    "I was dehydrated. I had bronchitis."

    She adds, "Who knows exactly what it was? I think it was just complete exhaustion."

    Despite Ashlee's impression, Japan's health care system is much better than that of the United States. In a 2000 report by the World Health Organization, Japan ranked 10th overall in health care while the US came in at 37th - below most other industrialized nations. The US also has a higher infant mortality rate than Japan.

    Here are pictures of Ashlee in April's Jane magazine.

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    Mar
    21
    Keira Knightly moves in with her boyfriend


    Keira Knightly, 23, has moved in with her boyfriend, fellow British actor Rupert Friend, 24. The two met while filming "Pride and Prejudice" and have only been together for two months. Knightly was briefly tied to actor Jake Gyllenhaal after the two were seen out in LA together earlier this month. Gyllenhaal is rumored to be gay, and the two are most likely just friends.

    Keira is moving into her boyfriend's small apartment because her current place reminds her too much of her ex and she wants to escape the paparrazi:

    But instead of opting for a luxurious apartment, down-to-earth Keira has decided to move into Rupert's cosy place in Clapham, London.

    A source told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "They are so in love it seemed only natural for them to want to be with each other.

    "They thought about Rupert moving into Keira's place but it's full of memories of her ex, Jamie Dornan.

    "Also, Keira feels more anonymous in the area where Rupert lives."

    Judging from these latest photos, we doubt moving to another area will help Keira get away from photographers.

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    Mar
    21
    Sheryl Crow on the (winding) road to recovery


    Sheryl Crow made a public appearance yesterday at the Rock & Republic Fashion Show in LA. She looks to be recovering well from her breast cancer scare last month and we wish her all the best.

    Crow has surprised her fans with an announcement that she will be touring this Summer:

    In a statement on her website... she said: "I am already looking forward to the summer tour.

    "It is my favourite time to tour and I feel certain, for me, it will be a celebration every night of how lucky I feel with this life I have been given..."

    Sheryl confirmed she would play her first gig on June 12 in Indianapolis, with her last show taking place on July 8 at Boston's Fenway Park.

    Here she is at the Rock and Republic fashion show and with Patricia Arquette.

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    Mar
    21
    Christina Aguilera uses rap producer for new album

    Christina Aguilera surprised a rap producer by asking for him to collaborate on her new album. DJ Premiere has worked with Notorious B.I.G., KRS-One, Jay-Z, Nas and Jadakiss, but did not expect the pop singer to know who he was. Premiere produced five songs for Aguilera's Back to Basics album, which should be out this June:
    Premier, who is idolized for his authentic, raw production style, was surprised the former "Genie in a Bottle" reached out to him.

    "It was kind of a shock because I was like, 'How the hell does she know about me?'" Premier told Billboard about his first conversation with RCA about Aguilera’s album. "I'm one of those guys that really doesn't expect pop artists to really be up on me. My first question was, 'What does she know about me?'"

    As it turned out, Aguilera was quite a fan of his production style on classic Gang Starr material like "Jazz Thing".

    Here's Aguilera looking well couiffed backstage at the Agent Provocateur fashion show in LA yesterday:


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    Mar
    21
    Inside Man NY Premiere


    "Inside Man" starring Denzel Washington, Jodie Foster and Clive Owen premiered last night in NY. The film is an action movie featuring Washington as cop negotiating with a bank robber who has taken hostages:

    "Inside Man" is the story of a tough cop, Detective Frazier (Denzel Washington), who matches withs with a clever bank robber, Dalton (Clive Owen). As the dangerous cat-and-mouse game unfolds, a wild card emerges: Madaline (Jodie Foster), a power broker with a hidden agenda, who injects even more instability into an already volatile situation.

    Initial reviews are positive despite the familiar plot, and with such a talented cast it should be a great film.

    Foster, Owen, and Washington attended last night's premiere. Other celebrities pictured include featured stars Willem Dafoe, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Darryl Mitchell, and Kim Director. Well known names in attendance were Wesley Snipes, Jill Hennessy, Mariska Hargitay, Lynn Whitfield, the Reverend Al Sharpton, and Russell Simmons - without his annoying wife.

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    Mar
    21
    Cher is not aging well


    It looks like Cher is going for the natural look on day 2 of Fashion Week in LA yesterday. She is wearing soft-hued makeup, but there's nothing natural about her with the amount of plastic surgery she's had done. She should take a page from Christina Aguilera and cake it on.

    Two weeks ago Britain's Mirror compared her to Pete Burns as she left an LA Spa with a white face and a shower cap:

    In a white face mask and shower cap, Cher looks more like a long-lost cousin of Pete Burns than a sex symbol.

    The 59-year-old singer and Oscar-winning actress seems a dead ringer for the outrageous Celebrity Big Brother star as she walks home through a park after spending hours in an exclusive LA spa getting extensive beauty treatment.

    One startled onlooker said: "She looked quite scary - like some kind of ghostly apparition."

    Cher shouldn't give up now that she's retired. She looks like she's just not trying.

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    Mar
    21
    Bond redeems himself with full frontal nudity

    Daniel Craig shirtless filming a scene in the ocean with the caption: you know you want to see it ladies
    Girly-man Daniel Craig famously lost two of his teeth while filming a fight scene in the newest Bond film, Casino Royale. Craig's inability to drive a stick forced the franchise to make Bond's trademark Aston Martin an automatic, and he will also be driving an uncharacteristic Ford Mondeo. While filming beach scenes, Craig suffered a bad sunburn and got prickly heat. The first blonde Bond's on-set demands include "wet wipes, baby lotion and two nail files." Craig has also said that speedboats make him nauseous and that he dislikes guns.

    The latest Bond film doesn't just suffer from the frailties of its lead. Casino Royale will not feature the gadgets Bond relies on in earlier films, will show Bond's weaknesses, and will be "nothing like" the 1953 Ian Fleming Novel.

    What can save the doomed Bond film? Lots of sex and nudity.
    Actor Daniel Craig has shacked up with Sienna Miller and Kate Moss, and soon the paying public will get to see his goods too. The smart female CEO of the series has realized that only graphic sex scenes can save this PR disaster:

    The move to make 'Casino Royal' the sexiest 007 film ever has come from Barbara Broccoli, 45, who runs the Bond franchise.

    The insider added: "She wants to show the world that Craig is all man. He has no problems with full-frontal nudity and it shows. Prepare for some jaw-dropping love scenes."

    The hunky actor and co-star Eva Green have agreed to shoot full frontal sex scenes in the movie - dubbed "moonie-raker" by the crew because of the amount of flesh on show.

    In one scene, Bond is seen naked on a yacht with French beauty Eva - who plays double agent Vesper Lynd - in just a sarong.

    Craig, 38, then gets to whip off the skimpy garment before the pair go skinny-dipping.

    Craig may be a metrosexual, but he's hot. We predict Casino Royale will do well at the box office.

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    Mar
    20
    Paris Hilton hosting the Louis Verdad after party


    Paris Hilton hosted the Louis Verdad fashion show after party last night in West Hollywood. Hilton's sister Nicky and Michelle Trachtenberg were in attendance.

    Trachtenberg is working on a film that is now shooting in Vancouver called Black Christmas. It is about "four sorority sisters being harassed with anonymous and terrifying calls and then killed off one by one during Christmas break." It's a remake of a classic horror movie that we've never heard of. We can't wait.

    This guy Louis Verdad looks like a smug little prick. No wonder he's friends with Paris.

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    Mar
    20
    Tom Cruise denies shutting down South Park episode


    So now Tom says via his publicist that he didn't threaten Viacom to not publicize MI3 if South Park's "Trapped in the Closet" aired again. This seems untrue in light of South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker's hilarious statement:

    “So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!…Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies,”

    Yeah, I know you've already read it, but it's quite clever. Cult expert Rick Ross points out that the Latter Day Saints can take a joke much better than the Scientologists.

    You've probably already seen these pictures too. Here are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at Conner's softball game on Saturday. I'm sure he's thrilled to have his dad and his dad's girlfriend there along with the team of photographers that follow them everywhere.

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    Mar
    20
    Wireimage removes demonstration pictures


    I wanted to post pictures I found on Wireimage of a large demonstration in LA protesting the third anniversary of the war on Iraq. The image gallery was there this morning, and had pictures of celebrities attending the protest including Martin Sheen, Maria Bello, Diane Lane, Paul Haggis and Rob Morrow. When I went back to Wireimage a few hours later the pictures were gone and I could find no trace of them.

    According to ANSWER, the protest's organizer, 20,000 people were there. A documented 250,000 gathered in DC prior to the war, and protests in NY have drawn similar numbers of demonstators. 20,000 is still a significant number for LA, and people protested in NY, San Francisco, and in cities around the world on Saturday.

    Wireimage has pictures of the demonstrations in London this weekend, but again the ones that exist of the LA protest are curiously gone. Wireimage thinks it's not worthy of coverage despite the attending celebrities. Let's get the world out.

    Here are Pictures from Yahoo! of the protests around the world this weekend. Celebrities are fun and we need a distraction, but there's an illegal, expensive and deadly war being waged in Iraq. My cousin is over there and I don't want him or any more other people to have to die.

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    Mar
    20
    Carmen Electra and the Hiltons at Fashion Week


    Carmen Electra and the Hilton sisters were photographed at Mercedes Benz L.A. Fashion Week in Culver City, CA yesterday. Matthew Perry also made an appearance sporting a cute spiky hairdo and glasses.

    As we reported two days ago, Electra and Navarro are denying reports that their marriage is in trouble because they're spending time apart:

    Electra's rep tells me, "They are fine, fine, fine. This started somewhere and it's just gotten out of control." Whispers of problems apparently began in recent weeks because Electra and Navarro haven't been seen together as much they used to be.

    Looks like Navarro was too busy this time to sit through a fashion show for the sake of his marriage. We can't blame him.

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    Mar
    20
    Diddy drops some cash on the hos


    Via Oh no they Didn't we found these pictures of P. Diddy, JD, and Nelly with a bunch of strippers.

    Concrete Loop reveals that the event was the "Stack Attack" birthday party in Atlanta held for the stripper Jazz. Now that doesn't sound as nasty as we were hoping. It was just a birthday party, after all. Pictures are blurred and covered with dollar bills in the right places, but they're still not safe for work.

    Sandra Rose was there, and her gallery has lots more pictures.

    Eleven more after the jump.

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    Mar
    20
    Red Carpet at the TV Land Awards


    Before I saw these pictures, I was not aware that Larry Hagman was still alive. (Apologies to Hagman's family and friends.) Other surprises included Bernie Kopell, the doctor from The Love Boat, Adam West, Batman, and Jerry Mathers, the Beaver. Julie Newmar, Tina Yothers, Monty Hall, Loretta Swift and William Shatner were also in attendance.

    Julie Newmar, the original catwoman, is 73 and she looks fabulous without being over-preserved. Linda Gray has also aged semi-naturally. Mary Tyler Moore, on the other hand, needs to break up with her surgeon.

    20 more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    20
    TV Land Awards


    The 2006 TV Land Awards were held last night in Santa Monica. Megan Mullally of Will and Grace hosted. Shows honored included Cheers, Dallas, and Good Times. Two time Academy Award winner Hillary Swank was presented with the "Little Screen Big Star" award. Entertainment included live performances of the theme songs to Family Ties, Good Times, The Muppet Show and The Dukes of Hazzard. The Osmonds and Diana Ross also performed. Jeremy Piven, Quentin Tarantino, Mary Tyler Moore, and Robert Downey, Jr. were among the presenters.

    Here are photos of the awards. Red carpet pictures featuring headshots of classic TV stars will be posted soon.

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    Mar
    19
    Robin Williams and Muhammad Ali


    A red-headed Robin Williams and Muhammad Ali joked around yesterday at Celebrity Fight Night 12 at the Marriot Desert Resort in Phoenix, AZ. Reba McEntire hosted the event, which featured live celebrity performances with proceeds to benefit the Muhammad Ali Parkinson Center.

    Muhammad Ali is doing well, and reports that he was gravely ill last fall were exaggerated:

    [The] cruel disease has trapped him in a speechless cocoon. But dancing eyes, magic tricks and a few bars of a familiar tune on a piano are all signs that there's still some sting in the bee.

    "It's remarkable," said Jimmy Walker, a Valley businessman who will join Ali tonight (5 p.m.) for a 10th year in a fund-raiser at the Marriott Desert Ridge Resort. "He's doing this for the 10th time without ever missing it."

    Nobody disputes that Parkinson's has taken an inevitable toll on Ali, 64, who is expected to move into a new home in Paradise Valley within a couple of months. But the dire reports that began circulating last October turned out to be exaggerated, like much of the legend surrounding Ali.

    "He's giving it his very best," said Walker, who has raised about $30 million for Parkinson's research through the annual event.

    Ali was recently honored at the November, 2005 grand opening of the Muhammad Ali Center in Louisville, KY.

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    Mar
    18
    Sharon Stone hates animals


    Sharon Stone proudly displays the suffering of a bunch of helpless animals at the premiere of Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction in Rome today.

    Don't celebs know that it's completely taboo to wear fur? Even if they like the fact that it's soft and fuzzy and helps display their exhorbitant wealth, they should avoid fur for political reasons. We really hope PETA kicks your tired wrinkled ass, Stone.

    Sharon has promised that she won't star in another Basic Instinct sequel. At least she has some sense.

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    Mar
    18
    Gisele Bundchen upskirt photo


    I got these from I'm not obsessed today and am not sure if they're new, but hell, there's a picture of Gisele Bundchen's panties so it doesn't matter. The Bastardly doesn't seem to have them, so they're probably new.

    Once again: Gisele is not dating Ron Burkle.

    Gisele Bundchen's panties and legs that go on forever after the jump. They're sort of safe for work.

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    Mar
    18
    Matthew Perry works it


    Matthew Perry showed up at the 2BFree after party in LA last night looking thin and cute.

    Perry will be starring on a new series by West Wing creators on NBC this Fall, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. The series will also star Amanda Peet:

    Aaron Sorkin and Tommy Schlamme ("The West Wing") have another for NBC with "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip," a drama that delves behind the scenes of a fictional late-night comedy sketch show.

    The show boasts a high-profile cast, which appeared on stage to greet advertisers: Matthew Perry, Bradley Whitford, Amanda Peet, Timothy Busfield, D.L. Hughley, Sarah Paulson and Steven Weber.

    Not even one minute of "Studio 60" has been filmed yet, but NBC gave advertisers rough pilots of "The Black Donnellys" and "Kidnapped" to take home.

    It looks like his time at the gym has paid off and we hope Perry's new show is a success.

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    Mar
    18
    Backstage at the 2BFree Fashion Show


    Tara Reid and Haylie Duff watched Paris and Nicky walk the catwalk at the 2BFree Fashion Show.

    Paris and Nicky posed backstage in what looks like a hotel room. Paris is so inebriated that she comes off as desperate rather than provacative. Eight more after the jump.

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    Mar
    18
    Paris and Nicky Hilton at the 2BFree Fashion Show


    Paris and Nicky Hilton modeled on the catwalk at the 2BFree fashion show in LA yesterday. 2BFree was founded three years ago by young brothers, Cedric and Yves Benaroch:

    [They] took the simplest of silhouettes, hardware and fabrics to create a signature style that redefines “rock n roll” casual ware. Fusing tie-dye with rhinestones and nail heads, 2 B Free created a fit and look that was not only sexy, but modern and ultimately wearable. Yves and Cedric Benaroch 25 and 24 respectfully, are the creators of Los Angeles fashion phenomenon 2 B Free, which gained its highest notoriety and entree’ into the world of the fashion elite, during the Spring 2004 Smashbox Fashion Week in Los Angeles.

    Here are Paris and Nicky at the show.

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    Mar
    18
    Carmen and Dave pose for the cameras


    Carmen and Dave were photographed outside of Fred Segal today. Dave is not the type of guy to go shopping with his wife and they're obviously doing this for publicity. We reported earlier today that Life and Style is claiming the couple is having trouble and that Dave confirmed that they're rarely together. You know that Carmen is pissed. Now they're doing damage control.

    Dave has also posted a message on his blog denying the reports:

    FYI: That was the journalist's interpretation, I neither confirmed or confessed any issues. I merely said that we both work a lot. Nothing more. If any of you heard SRL last night, Carmen, Gregg and I were having a blast. This is my official "once and for all" comment about it. Now, on to other matters.

    Let's compare pictures of the happy couple today with pictures taken of Carmen hiding her ring finger outside a doctor's office on 3/2/06.

    (Thanks to MarySheepy at JJB for telling me about these earlier pictures of Electra and finding them, and Shadowboxer for posting the information from Dave's blog.)

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    Carmen Electra on 3/2 hiding her ring finger:

    Dave and Carmen on 3/17 "going shopping":

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    Mar
    17
    Adriana Lima in GQ


    Here's Adriana "I'm really a virgin" Lima in the April 2006 issue of GQ magazine. Of course everyone is saying that means she's accommodating in other... ways. Like the other way, people.

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    Mar
    17
    Paris seeks mate


    Page Six reports that Paris Hilton sought male companionship at the premiere of "The Godfather: The Game" in LA on Wednesday night. Her antics suggest that she's rid of Stavros Niarchos III. We reported at the end of February that she was wearing an engagement ring, but that appears to be short-lived.

    She was trolling for hunks at the launch of "Godfather: The Game" at Privilege in L.A. the other night. Hilton was overheard asking event staffers if Olympic skier Jeremy Bloom was coming to the video game bash, explain ing that her "friend" had a crush on him - although it was sus pected that Paris herself was inter ested in the studly skier. When Bloom didn't show, Hilton asked a friend, "Are there any hot guys here? I need a hot guy."

    At least she hooked up with her cousin, cutie celeb blogger Perez Hilton.

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    Mar
    17
    Eva and Joaquin may be more than just friends


    Last week's pictures of Eva Mendez and Joaquin Phoenix getting into a car sparked rumors that they were an item. Most people dismissed the idea that they were a couple since they're working on a film together. Now that they've been spotted together at least twice, there seems to be a real romance blooming:

    The actor was spotted locking hands with Eva as they were exiting out of New York's ritzy restaurant, 'Nobu.'

    According to a witness, who is quoted in Britain's 'Daily Star' newspaper, "Eva was nuzzling into Joaquin and he looked like his eyes were going to pop out of his head."...

    There was another incident similar to this earlier this month where Joaquin and Eva were seen having a luxurious dinner at one of New York's finest restaurants, 'La Esquina.'

    After dining at the high-class restaurant, they decided to go to New York City's exclusive 'Butter' nightclub where they held hands and danced the night away.

    They make a great couple and we hope they last. Here they are on 3/14 filming We Own the Night.

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    Mar
    16
    I want to take you to a Clay Bar, Clay Bar, Clay Bar


    The NY Post reported that Clay Aiken was seen out at a gay club in Prague:

    Clay Aiken, traveling in Europe after being "outed" by the National Enquirer, [was seen] at Candyshop, a gay club in Prague.

    The club is actually called "Friends," and has a boy's night called "Candyshop."

    It's definitely a gay bar, though, and bills itself as "Gay Prague's premiere venue."

    Friends is THE place to visit when you arrive in Prague. Situated in over 200m2 of underground space, Friends features a state-of-the-art sound and video projection system. We’re got the cutest waiters in Prague and they make some great cocktails. With DJ parties Wednesday through Saturday, Friends is great whether you’re out for a quiet drink or ready to dance the night away. Popular with local Czechs, ex-pats and tourists, you’ll meet a good mix of people and hopefully make some new acquaintances.

    There's even a Flickr photostream for the club. (Which is how we got the image for the composite above. Apologies to "Friends" and their patrons.) The place looks like a lot of fun and we're sure Clay had a blast.

    We think Clay should come out and be proud of his orientation. He's a talented guy and can sell more albums as a gay artist.

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    Mar
    16
    Jessica Simpson does whatever people tell her to do


    Jessica Simpson was supposed to attend a Republican fund raiser to bring awareness to the charity she half-assed represents, Operation Smile. Now she's pulled out, saying she didn't want to politicize the charity by associating it with the Republicans:

    Simpson was invited to a major Republican fundraiser in Los Angeles on Thursday to be attended by Mr. Bush and top GOP congressional leaders.

    The reason for the decline was Simpson's concern about politicizing her favorite charity. The final decision came after a day of back and forth reports from her camp and event organizers.

    This is the woman who complimented Interior Secretary Gale Norton for the White House's decor, so you know this was not her idea. Someone at Operation Smile knows that the administration is not well liked and wants to make sure they're not tied to the Bushies through Jessica's much-publicized appearance.

    It's funny, though, that the headlines read: "Jessica Simpson snubs Bush." With an approval rating in the mid 30s, Bush cannot afford to be snubbed by a daft celebrity.

    Here's a scan from an Australian magazine showing how Jessica's look has spread through Hollywood. [via]

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    Mar
    16
    The Golden Girls together again - partially

    The Golden Girls
    Rue McClanahan and Betty White appeared at the William S. Paley television festival at the Museum of Television and Radio in LA. Bea Arthur was listed as a panel member at the event, but we cannot find pictures of her appearance. White and McClanahan are shown with series producer Marc Cherry above.

    Bea Arthur is currently performing skits and singing in a one-woman show that fans say is fabulous.

    Estelle Getty, who played Dorothy's mother Sophia on the series, is still kicking. She is 82, the same age as Arthur.

    The fourth season of The Golden Girls was released last month on DVD.

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    Mar
    16
    Hot but slow: James Blunt

    picture of James Blunt looking uber dorky with the caption: WTF is wrong with this guy? You know how I've been harping lately on what a loser James Blunt is? Well my point is made much more salient by these pictures of his March 15th appearance on the Fuse music network.

    He's like one of those hot but slow guys in high school that you and your friends would mention in passing about once a month.

    "James is so hot."

    "Yeah, I know, but..."

    "Yeah, I know."

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    Mar
    16
    Sharon Stone thinks she's still famous enough to have an entourage


    Sharon Stone, ambassador for the fuck your way to world peace program, is milking her last chance at fame as much as she can. She's following MC Hammer's lead by giving overpriced gigs to her sister and best friend:

    [Sharon Stone] has a group of nine, including her sister, Kelly, who is getting $40,000 as Sharon's "wardrobe mistress;" her best friend, her makeup artist, personal assistant, publicist, bodyguard and a London stylist who handles her hair extensions. Stone & Co., who were guests of Shimon Peres in Israel last week, are traveling to London, Rome, Paris, Madrid and Berlin in a chartered Gulfstream IV. "She is the only one who can plug the movie," we're told

    Here's Stone at the world premiere in London of Basic Instint 2: Fame Addiction. Stone is easily upstaged by a British psuedo-celebrity in a see through top, Jodie Marsh. Ass grabber Christian Slater and Alex Kingston (of ER) are starring in a play in London together. Kingston is married to someone else.

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    Mar
    16
    Jessica Alba is a born again Christian?

    Jessica Alba

    We reported yesterday that the rumor that Belinda Carlisle wants Jessica Alba to star in a movie about the Go-Gos is not true.

    You've probably heard that Alba is still pissed that Playboy didn't pull the issue that features her on the cover, but dissapointly clothed inside. She hasn't taken legal action but may be considering it. Part of the reason she's mad is that she's supposed to be a born again Christian. I find this hard to believe:

    Jessica, who is a born again Christian, claims the powers that are completely ignored her wishes not to appear on, let alone in the magazine.

    There are tons of pictures of Alba out at parties and shopping. If she was a born again Christian, wouldn't we see some candids of her outside a church?

    Jessica Alba appears in a retro spread in the Spring/Summer 2006 UK publication, FHM Collections. Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    15
    Brad takes the lead while carrying a diaper bag


    The world's most famous couple were photographed today in Nice airport in France. Brad is leading the pack for once, and he seems to be carrying a diaper bag along with one year-old Zahara.

    Brad Pitt's rep recently denied the ridiculous rumor that the couple was to be married in the middle of Lake Cuomo in Italy this weekend. That rumor was so obviously wrong, we don't know why his rep even bothered to make a statement.

    Angelina Jolie is also slated to star in Sin City 2 after her first child is born.

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    Mar
    15
    Samaire Armstrong thinks she could kick Rachel Bilson's ass

    side by side pictures of samarie armstrong and Rachel bilson. Armstrong's caption reads: I could kick your ass. Bilson's caption reads: Please, you're so nasty. Bring it on, bitch
    Samaire Armstrong is set to return to the O.C. this season as Anna. Her character will provide a much-needed challenge for bickering on-screen and real life couple, Summer and Seth.

    In a recent interview with gaming site IGN, Armstrong revealed that she thinks she's tougher than Bilson:

    GN: You better not smile too much or Rachel's gonna kick your butt.

    Armstrong: I don't know if she can. [Laughs]

    IGN: Wow!

    Armstrong: I'm serious. Come on. I really don't think Rachel Bilson could kick my ass. She's too sweet.

    Now that's a fight we would pay money to see.

    The Nylon Magazine Guys Spring 2006 launch party was held last night at the Roosevelt Hotel. Guests included cover boy Adam Brody, his girlfriend Rachel Bilson, and singer Avril Lavigne.

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    Mar
    15
    Nicole Richie and DJ AM - together again for three whole weeks


    So the reconciliation is in full (media) force, with Nicole and AM spotted together holding hands outside of several restaurants and even at a party together.

    News outlets are buzzing that they're back together, but that AM won't let Richie put her engagement ring back on. At least he's willing to be seen with her, that's something.

    Here they are yesterday leaving that popular restaurant Mr. Chows. [via]

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    Mar
    15
    Carrie Underwood and Petra Nemcova at the Badgley Mischka launch party


    Petra Nemcova and Carrie Underwood attended the Badgley Mischka Spring 2006 launch party presented by Elle Magazine in NY on 3/15/06.

    Underwood is set to tour with 40 performances this year. She will tour on her own as well as open for country star Kenny Chesney. Underwood's first album, "Some Hearts," has sold more than 2 million copies since it came out in November of last year.

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    Mar
    15
    Christina Aguilera's nipple ring


    Sky Showbiz is reporting that Christina Aguilera has a nipple ring. It looks like she's had it for a while, as you can see in this older picture.

    Lindsay Lohan also has a pierced nipple.

    We can report there have been several outbreaks of breasts in the Beverly Hills region.

    Following on from Lindsay Lohan's recent exposure, a fresh case has confirmed fears that the disease is spreading.

    This latest evidence comes from Christina Aguilera, whose symptoms include a nipple ring poking through her top.

    Here are pictures from Aguilera's recent private performance in Moscow. She reportedly received $1 million for the gig. Pictures [via]

    Update: Christina showing off her other ring on Access Hollywood:

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    Mar
    15
    Madonna really cares about her children


    Madonna is such a good mother. She's making sure her kids will be even more fucked up when they grow up by ensuring that they're indoctrinated into her sham religion, Kabbalah. Here she is leaving the Kabbalah center with her spawn on 3/3/06.

    Meanwhile Lourdes, 9, has a stylist to help her turn into a little slut like her mom:

    When your mom's the original Material Girl, best known for her outr‚ dress sense, could you expect anything less? Little Lourdes was styled to a T - sporting trendy Converse All Stars, green knee-highs, a retro 80s-style denim skirt, and a striped henley.

    "I think her stylist was trying to go for 'The Littlest Pussycat Doll' look," says celeb stylist Shane Cisneros. "Lourdes has the ability to wear anything just like her mother - here, she's channeling mom's Danceteria days."

    And yes, you read that right - the 9-year-old has a stylist.

    Whatever the look, it's clear from this picture that Lourdes is precocious, says behavioral analyst and body language expert Maxine Lucille Fiel.

    "The way she's standing shows that she may be coming into early womanhood," Fiel says. "I think she's now entering a very interesting phase of adolescence and I wish Madonna luck.

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    Mar
    15
    Sharon Stone cannot get enough attention

    composite image of Sharon Stone kissing the West Wall, looking like an idiot in 80s garb at the post Oscar parties, and looking like a slut in basic instinct 2. Caption reads: I'm sexy, I'm religious, I'm a fool. Pay attention to me!
    Sharon Stone seems increasingly erratic lately. This week she was in Isreal promoting some kind of program for World peace that involves her sleeping with everyone. Now she says that she wanted her sex scenes in Basic Instinct 2 to be extra nasty:

    Sharon Stone wanted the sex scenes in 'Basic Instinct 2' to be "disturbing".

    The sexy star was determined the erotic thriller should shock its audience and told the director not to waste her full-frontal nude shots.

    She revealed: "I felt we should hold off on the full nudity for a while in the movie and then I thought that when I ultimately did do the nude scene it should be done in a startling way that would be disturbing and threatening."

    Sharon is quoted by Britain's Evening Standard newspaper: "I wanted to do the nudity in a way that's quite brazen. I wanted her to be very masculine, like a man in a steam room.

    Stone also says that she's not digitally enhanced in the film and has had no plastic surgery. (And her plan for world peace will be really effective.)

    Stone visited Israel's holy Western Wall on March 12th. Pictures [via]


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    Mar
    15
    Angelina Jolie flies again

    Angelina Jolie climbing into a plane with her skinny spider arms showing
    Angelina Jolie was flying while pregnant yet again yesterday. She should be able to continue her favorite past time until she's a little further along, but many people think it's unsafe. Flying is statistically much safer than driving, so we're not sure what all the fuss is about:

    She's six to seven months pregnant - should Angelina Jolie still be taking flying lessons?

    One of my pilot friends from a major airline didn't want to be named but said, "no way would I allow my wife to take flying lessons at seven months. It's not that it's unsafe, but with a Cirrus SR22 (the type of plane Jolie flies) there can be too much jarring."

    Note that the "pilot friend" said that it's not unsafe, but that he would be concerned about jarring. We can exercise while pregnant, why can't we fly a plane?

    Angelina's arms, on the other hand, look worryingly thin.
    Update: there is some debate as to whether her arms are airbrushed to look thinner.

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    Mar
    15
    Jessica Alba won't be in the "Go-Go's" movie

    Jessica Alba at the VF after Oscar party.
    It turns out that the story that Belinda Carlisle wants Jessica Alba to star in a movie about her life is just not true:

    The rumor that had frontwoman Belinda Carlisle of the all-female pop band, the Go-Go’s producing a film about her life - is not true.

    There had been reports of a possible film which would star Jessica Alba, but it turns out it was just a rumor. But that doesn’t make the band any less busy.

    The Go-Gos are also touring now. Who knew?

    Alba revealed recently that does she Tae-Bo to stay in shape, but that it can get smelly at the gym.

    Here's Alba searching for her keys in a her too-big purse. [via]

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    Mar
    14
    Britney falls prey to the evil tiki doll

    Britney must not have watched the Brady Bunch, because the family's first vacation in Hawaii was totally ruined by the curse of an evil tiki doll. It looks like she found the thing and is oblivious to the pain and suffering it's about to bring to her family. She'll never break up with K-Fed now. The curse of the Tiki Doll is clearly affecting him too.

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    Mar
    14
    Liza with a "Z" DVD release party

    Liz Minelli and Mayor Bloomberg at the Liza with a Z DVD release party
    The DVD release party for Liza Minelli's Liza With A "Z" was held last night at the Ziegfeld Theatre. The DVD features Minelli's 1972 television special and includes new special features and interviews. Attendees pictured at the party include Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Alan Cumming, Joan Collins, Lili Taylor, Tony Danza, Michael Feinstein, Parker Posey, Peter Boyle, Bebe Neuwirth, Linda Lavin, Rosie O'Donnell, George C. Wolfe, Jane Krakowski, and John Waters.

    Minelli just celebrated her 60th birthday March 12th.

    16 more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    14
    V for Vendetta NY Premiere

    V for Vendetta premiere
    V for Vendetta premiered in NY last night. Celebrities attending included star Natalie Portman, Petra Nemcova, Mark Ruffalo, Gina Gershon, Hugo Weaving, John Hurt, James McTeigue, and Stephen Rea.

    We posted photos from the London premiere a few days ago.

    "V for Vendetta" stars Natalie Portman as a young woman working to incite revolution in a futuristic London and is produced by "Matrix" producer Joel Silver.

    16 more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    14
    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Picture Megapost

    Sting presenting at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 21st annual induction ceremony
    Late last night (our time) we posted pictures from the dinner following the 21st annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Here are the pictures from the event and press room.

    Presenters at event included Sting, Shirley Manson from Garbage, and Kid Rock.
    Performers included Metallica, Blondie, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Elvis Costello, Robbie Robertson, Herbie Hancock, Wallace Roney, Mike Stern, Solomon Burke, Clarence Clemons, Leela James, Marc Broussard, and Buckwheat Zydeco.

    Ozzy Osbourne's band, Black Sabbath, was honored with induction after a long and difficult wait. Osboune most recently made the news with too much information about his sex life with wife Sharon. Osbourne is said to be impotent due to antidepressant drugs and cannot perform even after taking a handful of viagra.

    Here's our earlier post with information about the inductees and the awards.

    39 more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    14
    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony

    The Osbournes at the Rock and Roll hall of fame induction ceremony
    Cleveland's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame held its 21st annual Induction Ceremony last night. Inductees honored included Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blondie, The Sex Pistols, and the late Miles Davis.

    The remaining members of the Sex Pistols refused to attend, and John Lydon posted an hilarious written message explaining why on his website. Lydon called the Hall of Fame a piss stain and cited the $25,000 cost to get a table at the event. Lydon also says that the museum is mistaken about the Sex Pistol's history and has never bothered to correct its exhibits.

    Ozzy Osbourne used to hate the Hall of Fame too, and was so bitter that Black Sabbath had not been inducted by 1999 that he asked that they not be considered again. He must have changed his mind, because he was at the ceremony with Sharon and Kelly. They must have figured that if it cost $25,000 they should bring as many family members as possible.

    Other attendees included Kid Rock, Dave Navarro (without his wife), Darryl Hall, and Sting.

    20 more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    14
    Penelope Cruz in Volver

    Penelope Cruz in Volver
    Penelope Cruz stars in Pedro Almodóvar's Volver, a film that explores the relationships between three generation of women. Cruz stars as the daughter of a woman who dies and returns as a ghost to fix unresolved issues from her life.

    Almodóvar is an Academy Award-winning director and screenwriter for About My Mother in 1999, and Talk to Her in 2003.

    Volver will be in Spanish with English subtitles and is due for release in the US in June, 2006. The film opens in Spain on Friday and was screened for journalists today.

    Penelope Cruz is drawing heat for starring in a different movie that celebrates bullfighting. Cruz plays the mistress of a legendary bullfighter in the film Manalete, which is filming now. Adrien Brody also stars. Cruz does not wear fur and is sensitive to animal rights, but feels that bullfighting is part of Spanish culture and should be portrayed. The producers are using old footage and computer-generated effects and promise no animals will be harmed.

    Here are pictures from the film and from yesterday's photocall in Madrid. Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    14
    Empire Film Awards

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    The British Empire Film Awards were held today. The awards are based on votes by the British public. The stars of Harry Potter were honored "for their outstanding contribution to the British film industry." Other winners included:

    Best Actress - Thandie Newton (Crash)
    Best Actor - Johnny Depp (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
    Best Movie - King Kong
    Best British Movie - Pride & Prejudice
    Best Directors - Wallace and Gromit
    Best Sci Fi and Best Scene - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
    Best Newcomer - Kelly Reilly (Pride and Prejudice)
    Lifetime Achievement - Tony Curits (presented by Roger Moore)

    The scene honored from Star Wars Episode III was regarded as one of the worst by critics:

    The Birth of Vader scene, in which the anti-hero Darth Vader learns that his wife has died, was mocked by critics from The Scotsman to the Toronto Star for making the central character resemble Frankenstein’s monster. The camera pulls back from Vader’s face as he throws his arms in the air and shouts: “Noooo!..."

    The criticism did not deter the 25,000 voting members of the public, who preferred the scene to the dogfight in Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit and the arrival of the first alien craft in War of the Worlds.

    Maybe most of the people who voted didn't actually see the film.

    Here are some pictures from the awards and the press room. Seven more after the jump.

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    Mar
    13
    Reese wants a third spawn

    Reese Witherspoon is supposedy trying for a third child to try to save her marriage with Ryan Phillippe. We reported four days ago that the two were having trouble, which Reese characteristically shrugged off.

    Now she may be trying to get pregnant again to give her husband another incentive to stay:

    Reese Witherspoon is reportedly planning to have a third baby in a bid to save her marriage.

    The stunning actress and husband Ryan Philippe - who have two children, six-year-old Ava and Deacon, 2 - have been at the centre of speculation their marriage is on the rocks for weeks.
    But the 'Walk The Line' star, who scooped the Best Actress prize at the Oscars, is said to be determined to do whatever it takes to fix their relationship.

    A source is quoted as saying: 'Reese has achieved everything a woman could want except for a rock-solid marriage.'

    Reese - no one's marriage is rock solid. Cook him a great dinner and then have sex with him. That's all it takes.

    Maybe Reese is too busy to attend to Ryan, though. Here she is looking goofy in London yesterday while filming a scene for "Penelope" starring Christina Ricci. Reese has a supporting role. Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    13
    Paris Hilton gets some work done


    Paris obviously doesn't want to be photographed as she enters the Modern Institute of Plastic Surgery in Beverly Hills. According to the Institute's website they are careful about patient confidentiality and strive for a natural surgery result:

    Dr Stanton has always believed in maintaining a high standard for "patient confidentiality..."

    Your surgical outcome should result in an improved, natural looking appearance.

    The clinic advertises a full range of procedures on their website, including nose jobs, eye lifts, breast jobs, and liposuction. From the looks of the staff, they don't do that good of a job. (Unless that's a guy.)

    They also offer non-surgical detoxification and nutritional supplements, and it's possible that Paris was just popping in for some vitamins. Pictures [via] and PopSugar reported this first.

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    Mar
    13
    J.Lo can act... like herself

    Page Six is reporting that J.Lo's performance in the upcoming film "El Caliente" is Oscar-worthy. They also think it's big news that she fired her diva hairdresser:

    Lopez's turn in "El Cantante," the movie she just finished filming with hubby Marc Anthony, is said to be "Oscar-worthy. Truly, it's amazing." Lopez may also be scoring a role in "Dallas," alongside Shirley MacLaine.

    It must be such a stretch for J.Lo to play the wife of a Latin singer.

    Here are J.Lo and Marc sunbathing, with Marc looking scary and threatening as usual. When are these two going to break up already? There are also silly pictures of Marc taking pictures of the paparrazi. That's so 2003. Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    13
    Mariah and Pharrell in the "Say Something" video

    Mariah lounging on a couch in a bathing suit and getting her makeup touched up for the Say Something video
    More photos surfaced of Mariah and Pharrell filming "Say Something," the next single off Mariah's multi-platinum album, "The Emancipation of Mimi." Mariah looks healthy and more toned in a side-slit bathing suit. Coveted Louis Vuitton purses and a slew of gorgeous shoes are featured in the video. Snoop Dog was rumored to have a spot in "Say Something," and he lends his talent to the track, but we haven't found pictures of him with Carey and Pharrell. He may be edited into the video later.

    We may have spoken too soon when we speculated that Pharrell and Carey were an item. Although they were pictured holding hands after the shoot, it may have been just for publicity as the two are both said to be involved with other people. Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    12
    Matthew McConaughey gets around

    Matthew McConaughey at the Texas hall of fame awards
    Matthew McConaughey was inducted into the Texas Hall of Fame at a ceremony presented by the Austin Film Society on Friday. Other Texas natives honored included Kris Kristofferson, JoBeth Williams, Lyle Lovett, and Cybil Shepherd.

    McConaughy's film Failure to Launch also opened on Friday. The film has been panned by most critics, although some say that good comedic acting and a talented support cast make it worthwhile.

    Here are some pictures of McConaughy at the event. Eleven more including the other attendees after the jump.

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    Mar
    12
    David Katzenberg to propose to Mary-Kate Olsen

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    Mary-Kate Olsen has reunited with her ex-boyfriend, David Katzenberg. Katzenberg is the son of Dreamwork's head Jeffrey Katzenberg. They were together for nine months in 2004, and broke up when Olsen dumped Katzenberg for Stavros Niarchos III. Niarchos is now dating Paris Hilton.

    According to Sky Showbiz, Katzenberg adores Olsen and plans to propose to her. Olsen may be reluctant to accept, however:

    "He says that she is the love of his life. She's the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Mary-Kate Olsen With David Katzenberg," reports Sky Showbiz.

    "He's totally gone! He said he knows he wants to marry Mary-Kate and have children with her, and he's just trying to build up to the right moment to ask her...

    "Mary-Kate's happy to be back with him again and is enjoying his company, but I don't think she's ready for marriage or anything just yet."

    Katzenberg was so crazy about Olsen after they broke up in 2004 that he flew to LA and went to places she hangs out hoping to run into her.

    Mary Kate was solo at a party Tom Arnold threw last night in Beverly Hills. Tom was honoring his real estate agent, Stephen Shapiro. (We are assuming that Shapiro is Tom's real estate agent based on some scant information we found. If we are wrong, please let us know.)

    Guests included Mary-Kate Olsen, Amanda Bynes, Anthony Keidis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Nick Warnock from The Apprentice. Three more pictures of the party after the jump.

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    Mar
    12
    Jessica Alba's butt!

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    To balance out our previous information-filled posts today, we're also including pictures of Jessica Alba's jean-clad butt.

    Jessica Alba is on the short list for a film about the life of former Go-Gos frontwoman Belinda Carlisle. Carlise is producing the film herself and wants Alba to star in the lead role.

    Thanks as usual to the incomparable JJB board for such great pics.

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    Mar
    12
    Orlando Bloom's butt crack

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    Back to our regularly scheduled program, a picture has surfaced of Orlando Bloom's butt crack. It's mildly NSFW and is available here and as a link from a smaller version after the jump.

    In February it was reported that Orlando Bloom, 29, planned to propose to girlfriend Kate Bosworth, 23, on Valentine's Day. Recent pictures of the two together in LA confirm that they're still an item, but a lack of follow-up news to the rumor suggests that it never happened.

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    Mar
    12
    Star Jones and Vivaca A. Fox: the ugly boob twins

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    Shaquille O'Neal had his 34th birthday party in Miami on Friday and guess who was there? Big gay Al and Star Jones! Vivaca A Fox also attended and wore a jacket to cover up her capsized boob. Star Jones seemed not to realize that her boobs are sagging down to her waist and made a very unfortunate dress choice. I'm so sorry to inflict this picture on you.

    Star has had so much plastic surgery her face looks like an alien. Maybe she can ask Vivaca for the name of a good surgeon to fix her tits too.

    The party looks fabulous and seems to have taken place at Shaq's house, from what we remember of his Cribs episode. Live tigers were there and there was a special pampering room for guests.

    Other attendees included Fat Joe, Julio Iglesias Jr., Alonzo Mourning, Terrell Owens, Dwyane Wade, James Posey, Tracy McGrady, Udonis Haslem, and Gary Peyton. (Disclosure: I don't follow basketball and my husband is foreign so I don't know who most of these guys are.)

    Here's Vivaca, Star and Al. 18 more pictures of the party are after the jump.

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    Mar
    11
    Mariah Carey is getting cosy with Pharrell Williams

    Mariah Carey in big sunglasses holding hands with a cute and young-looking Pharrell Williams
    Mariah Carey, 35, holds hands with Pharrell Williams, the successful 32 year-old lead vocalist of NERD, as they leave Paris. Although their relationship looks more than just professional they were shooting "The Say Something" video together a couple days ago. Late last month Mariah was said to be dating NY-based rapper Cam'ron.

    Mariah says in the March issue of Marie Claire that the rumors of her 2001 breakdown were false and she was simply overworked:

    "They all said I'd had a nervous breakdown, but people don't recover from nervous breakdowns three days later!"

    Mariah must have forgotten that her publicist confirmed that she was "under psychiatric care" at the time.

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    Mar
    11
    Pamela Anderson's new boyfriend

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    Pamela Anderson was photographed in London last night with Laurence Hallier, who is supposedly her new boyfriend. Hallier is a real estate developer who owns the recently constructed Panarama Towers overlooking the Las Vegas strip. Leonardo DiCaprio owns a new condo there, and other well-heeled residents will be moving in this summer.

    Anderson looks drunk in these pictures and Hallier seems annoyed at her. He may be well off, but he doesn't look like the rocker or model types she normally dates. We'll be surprised if we hear much more about it.

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    Mar
    11
    Halle Berry in a cemetary

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    Halle Berry became physically ill while filming the third and final movie in the X-men series. All of the topsy-turvy stunt work required for her character, Storm, made her lose her lunch:

    She says, "There was a lot of wire work and spinning. By the end of the scene I was off the wire and walking back to the trailer - then blurrgh! I hurled."

    Here's Halle at work filming the upcoming TV documentary "For The Love Of Liberty" At The Los Angeles National Cemetery. "For the Love of Liberty" may be based on the series of books with the same name, which tell the story of African-Americans in the US Army in the reconstruction era.

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    Mar
    10
    Paris dines with the enemy

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    TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton had dinner last night at Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills with the woman who is suing her for defamation for $10 million, Zeta Graff. The two were later seen entering The Roosevelt Hotel, and TMZ has the video.

    Paris fabricated a story that Graff attacked her in July, 2005 in a London night club. She then arranged to have the story leaked to The Post. In a deposition in November for the case, Paris tried to dismiss an e-mail to her publicist in which she called the Post article about the fake incident "genius" by saying, "whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write." She also didn't recognize that London was in the U.K., and admitted that she was scared of voodoo.

    It does not seem like a friendly dinner will patch things up between the two, as TMZ found that "the lawsuit is [still] 100% active."

    Here are pictures of Hilton and Graff on the night in question.

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    Mar
    10
    Lindsay Lohan attends two parties in one night

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    Ok, it isn't news that Lohan gets around, but she was at the NY party celebrating Blondie's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night. The party was hosted by designer Marc Jacobs and Johnathan Lewis. Lohan also attended the "Ask the Dust" after party with Salma Hayek.

    Other attendees in the 12 pictures after the jump include Moby, Molly Ringwald, Richie Rich, Ron Jeremy and The MisShapes.

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    Mar
    10
    Paris Hilton gets a party exemption

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    You've probably heard this by now, but here's a recap: Paris Hilton's restraining order now states that she must stay 100 feet away from party planner Brian Quintana, who she famously called a "lazy Mexican," unless the two are at the same party. In that case, she can be within 25 feet of Quintana.

    The exemption was won by Paris' lawyers after she was barred from the Vanity Fair Oscar party when Quintana was already inside. Paris would not have made it into the party anyway, as Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter stated that she would "never attend one of the parties I host."

    Carter's statement has gossip blogs buzzing that Hilton's 15 minutes are over.

    With the latest news that Hilton has herpes and is releasing a new album, we're sure that people won't tire of talking about her.

    Here she is shopping and filming "The Simple Life."

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    Mar
    10
    Sienna Miller still sporting a sack

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    Sienna Miller took some time off from attacking paparazzi to attend a benefit in her hometown of London. She is at a ball for The Starlight Children's Foundation, which grants wishes for seriously ill children.

    She's helping a worthy charity and that's commendable, but she's still wearing those goddamn awful shapeless frocks. This dress at least has a partially fitted top, but that doesn't make it fashionable. Someone should seriously help her clean up her style.

    Miller was just announced as the new star in a Robert De Niro film, Stardust:

    Sienna Miller is to star opposite Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Claire Danes and Charlie Cox in 'Stardust', the big screen adaptation of Neil Gaiman's fantasy novel of the same name.

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    Mar
    09
    Mariah Carey wants you to punch her hard

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    Mariah Carey wears a jacket as a robe while filming the "Say Somethin" video in Paris on 3/9.

    Earlier today, Mariah filmed the video to "Say Somethin'" in Paris, France. The video was shot in various locations such as the Petit Palais museum, Concorde Plaza and Place de La Concorde in Champs elysיes. Paul Hunter is the video's director and Pharrell Williams can be seen in the pictures with Mariah in the car. Benny Medina, Mark Sudack and Jasmine Dotiwala (who was filming for MTV) were also present.

    Mariah has been working out and asking people to punch her and feel her up. She recently bragged about her firmer body to Page Six staff, and invited them to feel her thighs and ass. Unfortunately, Mariah fears that she's working out too much and plans to slow down so she doesn't lose her ass:

    "I've been working out like mad - you can even punch me in the stomach and feel how tight that is.

    "But I've gotta slow it down, cos the other day someone told me I was losing my ass - and I don't want to lose that."

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    Mar
    09
    Aeon Flux Tokyo Premiere

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    Charlize Theron attends the Aeon Flux premiere in Japan March 9th. She looks stunning in a cream-colored silk gown with a gathered front.

    At yesterday's Aeon Flux press conference, Theron spoke about preparing for the critically-panned film with five-hour martial arts workouts:

    "It felt incredibly challenging to see how far I could push myself physically to do as much of the stunt work that I possibly could do in a small amount of time," she recalled.

    She also said that having her hair cut and died black for the role made her feel "like a warrior."

    Twelve more, including Japanese TV stars Chiaki and the buxom Mika Kanou, after the jump.

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    Mar
    09
    "Failure to Launch" after party photos

    Matthew McConaughey and Salma Hayek at the Failure to Launch after party
    Matthew McConaughey was said to be wearing a gold band on his left ring finger in his Wednesday morning appearance on "Live with Regis and Kelly." This comes after speculation that his girlfriend of a year, Penelope Cruz, is pregnant. McConaughey wore a ring on his right hand to the "Failure to Launch" premiere. Life and Style reported that McConaughy was sporting a wedding ring a week ago, but they used a horizontally flipped photo to prove it.

    Salma Hayek showed up at the "Failure to Launch" after party in New York last night. She looks gorgeous as always. We just wish Penelope could have made it.

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    Mar
    09
    "V for Vendetta" premiere photos

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    Pictures from the "V for Vendetta" movie premiere in London March 8th, 2006. "V for Vendetta" stars Natalie Portman as a young woman working to incite revolution in a futuristic London and is produced by "Matrix" producer Joel Silver. Portman famously shaved her head for the role. It promises to be a thoughtful, action-packed and timely film.

    Portman made headlines this week when she showed up at Columbia University to deliver a lecture on counter-terrorism. While her remarks weren't novel, she was lauded for her academic achievement.

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    Mar
    09
    Failure to Launch NY premiere pictures

    Headshot of Matthew McConaughy with the caption I'm so hot I can carry any crappy film
    The "Failure to Launch" New York Premiere was held last night at the Clearview Chelsea West Theatre in New York City. Initial buzz on the film is unfortunately negative, but there is a scene in which Terry Bradshaw, who plays Matthew McConaughy's father, bares his 57 year-old butt. We've already seen Kathy Bates semi-naked in "About Schmidt" and welcome the chance to see Bradshaw's assets too.

    Pictures from the movie are available in an earlier post.

    Sixteen more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    08
    Are Mischa and Cisco together again?

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    Mischa Barton and (ex?) boyfriend, Whitestarr singer Cisco Adler, were photographed together in LA on March 6th. On February 26th, Page Six reported that the two had split, although there was no confirmation or announcement. Mischa was reportedly excited to get Jake Gyllenhaal's number at the time.

    Adler has since defended Mischa in her press-fueled war of the words with Paris Hilton:

    "Has Paris nothing better to do? At least Misch has a job - she's a respected actress."

    There haven't been any pictures of the two together in a while, and from the looks of these latest paparazzi photos, they could be just friends. For Mischa's sake, let's hope she's moved on. Adler may be chivalrous, but he could definitely use some help in the grooming department. [via]

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    Mar
    08
    Lindsay Lohan wants to show her tits - no kidding

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    Lindsay Lohan told Cosmopolitan magazine that she wouldn't mind being topless if it would get her an Oscar. She doesn't mind being topless if it gets her a little attention, either.

    TMZ interviews a plastic surgeon who says that it looks like Lindsay had a breast enhancement and then replaced her implants with smaller versions.

    Here are pictures of Lindsay out in Beverly Hills on March 7th. [via]

    Update: Lohan to be the new face of Louis Vuitton.

    Three more after the jump.

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    Mar
    08
    Brad, Angelina and the kids in Berlin

    Don't Brad and Angelina ever stay in one place? Here they are back in Berlin at the family fun center Bambooland. It's basically a big jungle gym and indoor spielplatz fur kinder. (Play area for kids. I live in Switzerland) It's nice that they're so focused on their kids. [via]

    Yesterday Brad took the kids to an aquarium, Aquadom, (I was there last year, and it was a little empty because they were waiting for the fish to breed and fill out the exhibits) and brought back a pizza afterwards. Wow, I feel guilty for knowing this much about the Jolie-Pitts.

    I would like to see Brad leading the pack for once. These are pretty grainy images, but you get the idea. Four more after the jump.

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    Mar
    08
    Charlize Theron at Aeon Flux press conference

    Charlize Theron speaks an the Aeon Flux press conference at the Park Hyatt Tokyo in Tokyo Japan on March 8th. The movie was terrible, but maybe the dubbing adds something to it.

    Four more after the jump.

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    Mar
    07
    Charlize Theron in Japan

    Charlize Theron arrives at Japan's Narita International Airport on March 7th to promote "Aeon Flux."

    Theron made quite a few worst-dressed lists in her Christian Dior gown with the massive bow. Let's hope she sticks to her trademark style for future events.

    Update: Images removed on request.

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    Mar
    07
    The Parties just don't stop: Crash Cooldown Party

    Pictures from what looks like a kinder, gentler after-party, the "Crash" Cool Down Party held on March 6th at the Beverly Towers in LA. It was hosted by director Paul Haggis and Chris "Ludacris" Bridges. Attendees included Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, Julie Delpy, Larenz Tate, Kathleen York (the mom of the redhead that used to be on the OC) and the ubiquitous Bai Ling.

    Eight more after the jump.

    Update: Images removed on request.

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    Mar
    07
    Heath and Michelle at the Lakers Game Monday

    Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams courtside at the Spurs/Lakers game Monday 3/7.

    Heath recently flipped off the media outside of the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party after refusing to pose for pictures. This is the second incident in which Heath has had a run-in with the press. Both Heath and Michelle have mentioned that they would like to move abroad to avoid constant scrutiny, while Heath is keen to be a stay-at-home dad.

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    Mar
    06
    Oscar After-Party Pictures: Vanity Fair Party

    Uma Thurman, Adam Brody, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and Joaquin Phoenix are just a few of the celebrities pictured here. These pics are higher resolution than the after-party photos posted earlier.

    23 more after the jump!

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    Mar
    06
    Oscar After-Party Pictures: Elton John's party

    Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, the Osbournes, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan and more celebrities at Elton John's Oscar after-party.

    Twelve more after the jump.

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    Mar
    06
    Charlize is overdone

    Charlize Theron usually looks elegant and understated and her Oscar look is out of character. She's wearing a monstrous green gown with a huge bow on her shoulder. With a little purse made out of the same fabric, bejewled shoes, bangle bracelets, and a bouffant hairdo, she just looks like she's trying too hard.

    There's a fine line between looking the same all the time (Jennifer Aniston) and trying a radical new look that isn't right for you.

    Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    06
    Alba looks great as always

    Jessica Alba glows as she arrives for the 78th annual Academy Awards.

    Update: Lots of high-res Oscar pictures at Egotastic

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    Mar
    06
    Heath and Michelle are darling

    Heath Williams and Michelle Ledger arrive at the 78th annual Oscar awards. Michelle is wearing a bold yellow v-neck dress and minimal accessories. She looks lovely and very well put together.

    Update: Lots of high-res Oscar pictures at Egotastic

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    Mar
    06
    Keira missed her prom

    It's clear that I don't like Keira Knightly. She stinks of pretension. That's why I'm pleased to announce that she's wearing a poufy prom dress to the Oscars. Her hair is a mess, too.

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    Mar
    05
    "How to accept an Oscar" starring Tom Hanks

    The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has produced and distributed an eight-minute how-to video for Oscar nominees. Ratings have declined over the years, and they want to maintain the ceremony's momentum and not lose bored viewers:

    Every year, the Academy begs Oscar winners - mostly in vain - not to spend their allotted minute thanking their armies of anonymous agents, lawyers and accountants, or hugging and kissing so many people on their way to the stage that they run out of time to say anything.

    This year, though, it has a new gimmick: an eight-minute instructional video, narrated by two-time Best Actor winner Tom Hanks, which it has distributed to each of the 150-odd nominees. A relaxed and wry-looking Hanks guides nominees through the art of handling that speech-making moment "with wit, flair, creativity - or at least with brevity".

    Entitled An Insider's Guide: What Nominees Need To Know, the video includes clips of Oscar moments that stuck in the memory - such as Jack Palance doing one-arm push-ups, or Roberto Benigni gliding over the tops of everyone's chairs en route to the stage - and ones that decidedly did not - such as the interminable thank-yous delivered by the crew from Lord of the Rings two years ago, which was about as interesting as a reading from the New Zealand telephone directory. Another bad example was Gwyneth Paltrow's tsunami of tears.

    They basically want people to keep it short, avoid lists, and be funny and interesting.

    The most awkward Oscar acceptance I remember was Zellweger's 2003 Best Actress speech. She came off as insecure as she thanked everyone, including the lackeys at her agency, for their help. This year, The Academy hopes to placate over-eager winners with a special section of their website where they can post thank you messages.

    Here are presenters Jake Gyllenhaal and J.Lo preparing for tonight. Three more after the jump.

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    Mar
    05
    Britney dresses for a thinner, taller person

    Britney dresses for a thinner, taller person with an ill-fitting rainbow-colored dress and too-long pants that need to be hemmed. She does look pregnant in these pictures, and it's probably a matter of time before the press finds out for certain.

    MAUI, HAWAII Saturday March 4th 2006. : Britney Spears takes a morning stroll on the tropical island with a female friend. After some shopping the singer went to a church onthe grounds of a neighbouring hotel. Britney is in Hawaii with her husband Kevin Federline and son Sean Preston who didn't accompany her to the church.

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    Mar
    05
    The Jolie-Pitts head to Germany

    Brad, Angelina, Maddox and Zahara head to Germany accompanied by a handful of staff. They have been traveling a lot lately and will hopefully slow down to give Angelina's time to rest.

    Angelina may seek to make peace with her father, actor Jon Voight, after a publicized falling out in 2002. Voight's statement that Angelina suffered from "mental problems" frustrated the actress, who was trying to adopt a child at the time. In a 2005 interview on Comedy Centrals "The Daily Show," Voight mentioned that he does speak with "Angie," so it sounds like the two have been in touch since the incident.

    Angelina may also be ready to announce her relationship with Pitt to the press:

    Britain's Daily Star newspaper quoted a spource [sic] as saying: "Angelina's told Brad it's time they came clean about their relationship on TV. She's just looking for the right show to set the record straight"

    Pictures [via]

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    Mar
    05
    More Oscar party pictures

    More pictures from those backwards-etiquette Oscar parties. These are from The Weinstein Company pre-Oscar Party in LA on 3/4.

    Six more including Josh Hartnett, George Clooney and Sienna Miller after the jump. [via]

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    Mar
    05
    Oscar Cookies

    Elenis has picture-perfect Oscar cookies with accurate illustrations of the nominated celebrities, and little boot, TV and book cookies to represent the best picture nomications. [via]

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    Mar
    05
    Oscar parties are boring and pretentious

    The NY Times reveals the cut throat etiquette at Oscar parties, where only fresh nominated faces matter:

    IF YOU'RE SOMEONE'S DATE, DON'T EXPECT TO BE INTRODUCED. No one cares about spouses, relatives and arm candy at Hollywood parties. You could be a Nobel laureate, but if you're a plus-one during Oscar week, no one will want to meet you. And your significant other probably won't introduce you. Don't take it personally...

    IF YOU HAVEN'T WORKED ON ONE OF THE NOMINATED FILMS, CONSIDER STAYING HOME. Being at an Oscar party without a nomination is like bleeding in an ocean surrounded by sharks. The safest course is to stay out of the water...

    KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN... Moderation is the word. Your behavior is always being watched, by the industry and by the press.

    THOU SHALL NOT PITCH.

    GIVE YOUR ENTOURAGE THE NIGHT OFF."It is truly the one night of the year where entourages are not tolerated," said Judy Levy... For those who don't make it into a party, rejection at the door can be painful since you are forced to do a reverse red carpet: a humiliating walk past the hundreds of publicists, television cameras and paparazzi who just witnessed your attempt to get in.

    DON'T EXPECT TO MEET YOUR HOST. Although everywhere else it is considered good manners to seek out your hosts and thank them, in Hollywood the opposite is true.

    If you're lucky enough to get invited to an Oscar party, you're meant to talk to people you know, not drink or eat, keep a low profile, and never introduce your significant other. It sounds like so much fun.

    Here are Kiera, Sienna, Nicky & Paris at the Endeavor Pre-Oscar Party on 3/4/05. The Endeavor party strives to be press-free:

    Endeavor agent Patrick Whitesell avoids competition by throwing the very last of the post-Oscar parties, a tightly exclusive bash in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills that begins in the wee hours and raves until dawn. Journalists aren't welcome there, either.

    Four more of Nicky and Kiera after the jump. Pictures [via]


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    Mar
    04
    Kevin freeloads, gets picture taken

    More thrilling balconey shots of world famous freeloader Kevin Federline. The woman with him is not Britney, but may be "Jenny, her manager's girlfriend" according to posts on the bulletin board where I found the pictures. It doesn't look like they're doing more than hanging out, anyway.

    Britney just bought a $5.1 million house in Hawaii and is going to release a new fragrance called "In Control." It's an ironic choice for a perfume name when her life is anything but "In Control."

    In Control will be the third fragrant release from the TOXIC hitmaker, following stratospheric sales of her 2004 scent, Curious, and last year's (05) Fantasy.

    The singer hopes to release the vanilla-based aroma as a limited edition in April (06).

    Kevin Federline on a balconey in Hawaii

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    Mar
    04
    Pam Anderson (Photoshopped) Nipple Slip!

    Pamela Anderson's boob popped out yesterday while she was out with David LaChappelle at the Roosevelt Hotel in NY. Famous tranny Amanda Lepore seems to be with them. Unfortunately for Pam there's a large scar visible on her nipple. I live in Europe and don't consider a bit of boob to be NSFW. Sorry for not obscuring it properly, but a little nipple isn't going to hurt anyone.

    LaChappelle is the photographer who claims Jessica and Ashlee Simpson owe him $10,000 for not showing up for a scheduled photo shoot. [via]

    Two more after the jump.

    Update: my husband claims this is Photoshopped. On second glance, it looks fake to me. The tip is a little lighter, the nipple is up too high and the scar is too big. Sorry for the hoax pic.

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    Mar
    04
    Jessica Simpson to publish breakup poetry

    Contact Music reports that Jessica Simpson is planning to release her cathartic post-breakup poetry. I bet McCauley Culkin reads like Tolstoy compared to her.

    JESSICA SIMPSON is planning to share the poetry she has been writing since her marriage split last year (06) with her fans. The pop star has been scribbling down her most personal thoughts and now she's hoping to turn her musings into a new book. She says, "It's a piece of my heart I want to share with my fans."

    Here are some cute pictures from Japanese magazines published last year. (Before she poured her heart out to share with her fans.) Some of the captions are humorously mangled in typical Japanese to English style. Six more after the jump. [via]


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    Mar
    03
    Photos of Matthew McConaughey in Failure to Launch

    Failure to Launch will be in theatres March 10. It really looks like it's going to suck and the title could be prophetic, but I might watch it on DVD. The plot is genius. Here's the synopsis from the official movie site (which I had to transcribe and can't link properly because it's all Flash - what poor usability):

    Tripp (Matthew McConaughey) has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other, but now, his desperate parents have had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams (Sarah Jessica Parker) to get him to move out of the house

    And they thought SJP was right for this role because...(?)
    Failure also features Kathy Bates, Terry Bradshaw, and Bradley Cooper.

    Update: Matt didn't have much to say when asked about his co-star SJP, and it's easy to infer from his comments that he didn't get along with her. Sarah blew off the suggestion that there were any problems on set.

    Six more after the jump [via]

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    Mar
    03
    Keira Knightly poses in exchange for spa treatment

    Keira looks like she had a manicure at the Diamond Aquifer pre-oscar suite. If she has any sense she'll choose a new color for the Oscars. She seems to have perfected the "I'm so full of shit" pose. Unfortunately they don't do eyebrows at these mini-spa suites. [via]

    Keira is said to be dating fellow Pride and Prejudice star, Rupert Friend. She is also said to be a royal pain in the ass.

    Update: Keira Knightly to be the new face of Chanel cosmetics.

    Three more after the jump.

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    Mar
    03
    Mariah Carey poses for swag

    Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey posing at Revlon's pre-Oscar celebrity "suite." [via] According to Entertainment Tonight celebs are getting pre-Oscar cosmetics:

    Meanwhile, in other Oscar news and on the celebrity pampering front, to calm stars' nerves and prepare them for the big night, several "style suites" are available to help celebrities relax, refine fashion looks and stock up on key accessories.

    What a creative way to explain that celebrities get stuff in exchange for free product promotion. I really hate the word "swag," it sounds so ridiculous.

    Oh and that's Mariah's hairstylist Kristofer Buckle. In case you haven't heard the important news, hairstylists are the new BFs. Two more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    03
    K-Fed's in Hawaii

    K-Fed seems to have joined his foolish wife in Hawaii. Here are some snaggle-tooth pictures of him talking on the phone. I know, these are thrilling. She may have kicked him out of the house, but he's still hanging around. [via]

    Update: According to British tab "The Sun," Britney bought a 3 million house in Hawai hoping to rekindle her relationship. I can't keep up anymore, but the girl is just trying too hard. She should have waited to get married. The same crap would have happened to me if I married any of the idiots I dated in my early twenties. [via]

    Two more after the jump.

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    Mar
    03
    Britney Spears is gay for pay on Will and Grace

    Some more high-res pictures of Britney Spears' Will and Grace appearance emerged today. Her episode is scheduled to air on April 13th. NBC's original press release had Britney playing a Christian Conservative, but after an outcry from the wingnuts she'll now be playing a lesbian. With Britney's luck in love, she'd be better off switching teams off screen, too. [via]

    Here she is with out actor George Takai. Takai's official website states that the episode will air on March 30th, not April 13th. Can anyone clear this up? Three more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    02
    Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in South Beach

    As a Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fan from the days of "Good Will Hunting," my heart skipped a beat when I saw these pictures of the two together. They look great and and I can't wait to see a new movie with the two of them! [via]

    According to IMDB news from February 9, 2006, Matt and Ben will be working together soon:

    Best friends Matt Damon and Ben Affleck will star onscreen together for the first time in seven years when they appear in a new real-life legal drama. The pair will play lawyers battling to overturn a murder conviction in the untitled movie

    In January it was reported that the two were collaborating on a remake of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," but it turned out to be just a rumor.

    Ben and his wife, Jennifer Garner, have a three-month old daughter, Violet, while Matt and his wife, Luciana Barroso, are expecting a baby girl in June. Two more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    01
    Johnny Depp shirtless - just because

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    Johnny Depp has a glass of wine during a break from shooting "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (really, that's the name of the film.) [via]

    His uppity co-star Keira Knightly says that Depp and Orlando Bloom have been teasing her since her Oscar nomination:

    Knightley told Britain's Heat magazine: "They've been taking the p*** out of me.

    "Every time I do a take, they say, 'Oh, is that an Oscar-nominated take?'"

    Supposedly Keira has been a diva on set, bringing along a big entourage and insisting that crew not make eye contact with her. She deserves to be teased.

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    Mar
    01
    Lindsay Lohan in April's Seventeen Magazine

    Poor choice of wig for these retro shots (I hope that's a wig and not her real hair!) but the pictures are flattering.
    Two more after the jump [via]

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    Mar
    01
    Mischa Barton at the GM fashion show

    It looks like all the hot actresses attended. (Hopefully their stylists were sober and unoffensive.) [via]

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    Mar
    01
    Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Show

    Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Show in LA. She's still having issues with her lipstick, and has apparently joined a cult. At least she's looking somewhat healthy. [via]

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    Feb
    28
    Jessica Alba in Paris

    Here are some cute pictures of Jessica Alba in Paris shopping at Dior and out with Linda Evangelista. She looks fresh and adorable as usual. Eight more after the jump! [via]

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    Feb
    28
    Paris and Nicole arriving on the set of The Simple Life

    picture of Paris hilton balancing two dogs with the caption These accessories are so annoying

    Paris and Nicole arrived on the set of The Simple Life on February 27, 2006. Filming will require no contact between the two, and they supposedly didn't even acknowledge each other. It's surprising that they haven't reconciled yet, considering that they both like little dogs, fasting, and dressing like Twiggy Barbie. Two more after the jump. [via]

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    Feb
    27
    Pictures of the Afflecks

    Here are some cute candids of the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner with their new baby, Violet. [Via]

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    Feb
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    Hillary and Haylie Duff at Auto Club 500

    Wonder how much they got paid just to show up. Wish my sister was famous. I'm not going to say anything about veneers or plastic surgery or that anyone has had any or needs anything done. [via]

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    J.Lo's ugly-ass shoes

    Selected images from J.Lo's shoe line. So. Bad. [via]

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    Feb
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    Reese Witherspoon and Joaquin Phoenix Vogue Photoshoot

    Gorgeous photos from Annie Liebovitz for Vogue. [via]

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