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Celebitchy Archives: Pink
May
02
Pink says blowjobs are disgusting and that she doesn't give them


Pink has said that she found it endearing that her husband, Carey Hart, threw up with her in a bid to win her affection. She also said he could pee in his hand and offer it to her as a gift and she would think it was sweet.

Given all the crap she says along with her reputation, it seems pretty odd that she would call an average sex practice disgusting and say that she's lazy in bed:

The feisty singer, who is married to motorcross champion Carey Hart, has revealed she doesn't indulge in certain sexual activities.

When asked about oral sex, she reportedly said: "My God. That's disgusting. I don't do that".

The 'Stupid Girls' singer - who is currently involved in a war of words with hotel heiress Pairs Hilton after she included a spoof portrayal of the blonde's notorious sex tape in her latest music video - went onto admit that although she is more than happy with her husband's sexual prowess she doesn't do much work in the bedroom.

She added: "I'm too lazy to go on top."

She must be trying to get press again because she hasn't been quoted in over a week. Surely she's not serious. Sharon Stone would vehemently disagree and would consider her at risk for rape! If this is true, we feel sorry for her husband. She can strip for him but she can't do her wifely duty.

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Apr
19
Pink's ode to masturbation


Pink manages to keep herself in the news again this week. Let's review the highlights:

  • A bonus track on her new album is called "fingers" and is her tribute to the joys of pleasuring onself. Not content to let people figure out the lyrics on their own, Pink has to explain them ad naseum:

    The 'Some Girls' rocker has revealed that 'Fingers' - a bonus track on her new album, 'I'm Not Dead' - is about her pleasuring herself.

    She revealed: "Everything to me is a visual. My favourite songwriters are those who can paint a picture with their words.

    "Maybe I don't do it as dramatically or deeply or as poignantly. But I like to paint a picture. I just thought, why not?"

  • Pink has also "dropped out" of the race to place Janis Joplin in a new biopic, because she says it's turned into a circus. She clearly wasn't the top pick or she would have stuck around:

    However, Pink says she has now "dropped out of [the race to play Janis Joplin]".

    She explained: "They're trying to turn it into some circus pop contest - who's the 'it' girl who wants to play Janis? Janis was so much deeper than that."

    You're not much deeper than that, Pink, so we doubt it had anything to do with that.

  • And Pink is going to play at a party for Prince Charles. She famously turned down a chance to perform at Prince William's 21st birthday, supposedly due to the fact that William likes to hunt.

    Here is Pink on an amusement park ride in LA after shooting the video for "Who Knew." [via] You can also download the mp3 of "Who Knew" from Faded Youth.

    Posted to Music | Photos | Pink

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  • Apr
    08
    Pink can't stop talking


    Pink visited a Toronto area private high school on Friday to spread her mixed message of sexy female rebellion. It's nice that she's trying to reach the youth, but she didn't say anything we haven't heard before, and her visit seemed more like another photo op to promote her album:

  • "My definition (of a stupid girl) is any girl who wastes her opportunity trying to be like somebody else, because we're all pretty awesome."

  • "You always look at the TV and always see these girls that are really skinny and really pretty — not everyone looks like that."

  • "Every image we see is you have to be a size zero. you have to have a certain handbag . . . don't contribute anything to the world just shop all day," she said.

  • On the topic of boys, Pink told the students to force them "to deal with our minds before our bodies."

    "Guys are going to like us anyway. We don't have to take our clothes off for them to like us and chase us around. It's gonna happen," she said.

  • Pink, there's a big difference between being 26 and being 16. There's a lot of pressure on young girls to look and act a certain way, and your comments seem simplistic and dismissive. Then again, maybe we're just sick of reading about everything you say.

    Pink also performed at the Much Music studios that same day.

    Here are pictures from Pink's high school talk and her arrival at Much Music. The Much Music pictures are after the jump.

    Continue reading "Pink can't stop talking" »

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    Apr
    06
    Pink wants to move to Europe


    In a transparent kiss up to the British papers for printing every word out of her mouth this week, Pink says that she wants to move to Europe:

    The feisty singer, 26, whose new album I'm Not Dead was released this week, says: "Everyone I've met in Europe is so nice and really cool.

    I would definitely move over there.

    "I love the UK and France - Paris and the south of France especially. There's not a lot of culture or individuality in Hollywood."

    Pink, don't you know that Europe is already passe? The Jolie-Pitts just moved to Africa.

    Here's Pink performing in New York last night at Crobar. She's joined by her father onstage, and her husband, Carey Hart at the after party.

    4 more pictures after the jump.

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    Apr
    03
    Pink is the new Sharon Stone


    Pink, trying desperately to make a comeback, is spouting a lot of crap to the press to try to drum up publicity for her album coming out this week, "I'm Not Dead." Britian's Mirror gossip rag, 3am, devotes its entire issue to Pink and has scads of dumb quotes from the singer, who uses a punk image to exploit teens who want to rebel but aren't cool enough to discover real music.

    Pink speaks out on everything from webcam sex to feminism:

  • Pink said kissing bi actress Kristanna Loken was better than kissing her husband, Motocross rider Carey Hart, because "Kristanna has the better tongue action."

  • Pink admires Angelina Jolie, Oprah, and Reese, and thinks that the media gives the wrong impression of women:
    if you look at popular culture you'd think we're completely happy in thongs with a stripper's pole between our thighs, and all we care about is the latest pair of shoes.

    Pink is completely happy with a stripper's pole between her legs, so we don't know why she's bitching about it.

  • Pink says she was never addicted to heroin and was misquoted by a tabloid:
    A disreputable tabloid misquoted me saying I'd taken heroin, but I was talking about my song Who Knew, which is about finding my friend dead after a heroin overdose.

  • After bemoaning the demise of feminism, Pink says that she made people take their clothes off to audition for her videos:
    Why can't everyone just be naked. That's what I love about being the artist, I had a casting couch for my videos. I'd be like take your s*** off and shake it...

  • She says that she's only been with her husband three times since they got married in January, and that they have frequent webcam sex to keep it hot.

  • Pink also claims that the most romantic moment with her husband was when he threw up at the same time as she did in a bid to empathize with her.

    Pink obviously doesn't care how she comes off as long as she's quoted. Her single, "Stupid Girls," is only 31 on the Billboard chart and her last album didn't sell that well:

    It only seems to prove [Stupid Girl's] point that it hasn't struck as deep a commercial chord as Pink may have wished. It only got to No. 13 on Billboard's Hot 100 Song list. This week it dips to 31. That's representative of Pink's career at this point. She needs to pull off a comeback with this album, a reality she cheekily alludes to with her "I'm Not Dead" title. Her previous album, "Try This," sold a tepid 700,000 copies. It's predecessor, "Miss Undaztood," moved 5 million.

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  • Mar
    30
    Pink in talks to play Janis Joplin in new film

    Hollywood must be running out of ideas for new sequels, because there are two Janis Joplin films in production. One of the Janis films will star Renee Zellweger, which we consider an odd choice but it could work, and the other, The Gospel According To Janis, is now casting for the lead. Actresses in consideration are Pink, Lindsay Lohan, Zooey Deschanel, Scarlett Johansson and Britney Spears. Spears has no chance, but the director says Pink is his first choice:
    Director Penelope Spheeris has already met with Pink, Lohan and Deschanel and still wants to speak with Johansson. Spheeris says, "(Pink) would be my first choice, but she may have scheduling conflicts." Pink's rep confirms, "She would do just about anything to be part of that project!"

    Regarding Spears, Spheeris says, "Her agent asked if I could meet with her. Music ability is important, but most of all, the actress must have the spirit of Janis. Each of the actresses who has expressed interest in the role (would) bring her own special talents to the part."

    Obviously the director was being gracious and does not think Britney Spears has the "spirit" of Janis. She also cannot act for shit. We'd like to see Pink give it a shot.

    Picture [via]

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    Mar
    24
    Pink to open and dance in her own strip clubs


    Pink plans to open a chain of strip clubs - and wants to dance in them herself!

    The pop babe is such a fan of erotic shows she is allegedly considering launching lapdancing dens in London, Las Vegas and Los Angeles.

    An insider told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "They could be huge because everybody loves her and her determination to take on the establishment."

    Pink trained to be a pole dancer for her latest erotic-themed show and flew in strippers from LA to perform on stage with her. We reported that she was planning to do a little pre-show stripping for her new husband, Carey Hart, while they were in London two days ago.

    Female-owned strip clubs can be just as successful and sexy, and may offer a better work culture for dancers. Jenna Jameson owns a club in Arizona that has done well, although it's now facing legal challenges from the community. Pink should stay behind the scenes though and leave the work to the professionals for the sake of her marriage and her business.

    Pictures [via] [via]

    Three more pictures after the jump.

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    Mar
    22
    Pink thinks fighting and stripping are the keys to a successful marriage


    Pink is planning to surprise her husband of three months, motocross rider Carey Hart, with an erotic pole dance backstage tonight in London where she's performing. She has been learning the tricks of the stripping trade in a bid to liven up her act. Pink has also hired lap dancers from LA to perform in her show, and wants them to get in on the action backstage too:

    "Pink wants a party all of her own before the show for her fans begins," our spy tells us.

    "Pink plans to have a lot of fun with the lapdancers both on stage and off," adds our spy.

    "By the end of the night, Carey will think all his Christmases have come at once."

    No man would refuse that.

    Pink also credits fighting with keeping her marriage and her creativity fresh:

    [Pink] insists on having fights with her man to help get her inspiration back. She told Daily Record newspaper: "It's much harder to write when you are in love. You need to turn that off and go have a fight. There is definite passion in our relationship, which always helps."

    It sounds like she has it at least half right.

    Here she is in a spread for Blender magazine.

    Pictures [via]

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