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Celebitchy Archives: Sluts
Aug
16
High res Lohan sideboob pics


Lindsay Lohan claims that "Sex and the City" is the inspiration for her sluttiness, and that if 2 out of 4 fictional characters on a cable show can sleep around, she can too:

Lindsay Lohan has hailed seminal sitcom Sex And The City for inspiring her dating philosophy. Even though Lohan was only 12 years old when the Sarah Jessica Parker-starring comedy started, the star admits she loves having open and casual relationships with men, like "Sex And The City" characters Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobbs, Samantha Jones and Charlotte York.

She says, "Sex And The City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people."

Did she really say this? That's fucking crazy. Those are women on a cable show, not real people. Granted this was probably taken out of context, but WTF?

Lohan admits to having a double standard with the men she dates, and said some crap about how she can sleep around but they can't.

The girl needs to wear a bra and stay in and watch some documentaries. No fiction films, because she'll use anything she sees on screen to justify her outrageous lifestyle.

Pictures found at Hollywood's Best and taken by X17. I know you've already seen them, but these versions are sort of high res.

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Aug
03
Yet another infidelity claim against David Beckham


British reality TV star Emma Ryan claims David Beckham cheated on Posh with her in 1998, back when the famous couple was engaged. Beckham acknowledges that he met the woman, but says that he didn't cheat with her. She now claims they had an affair:

Victoria, 32, was reportedly furious after apparently finding a phone message from Emma after returning home from a tour with The Spice Girls. She admitted punching her husband and he broke down, according to reports.

But the model told a different story.

"Beckham's people tried to make out it was just a brief fling. But the truth is, it was much, much more.

"Now I'm determined the whole world will know the truth. It was a love affair. We both had very deep feelings for each other."

Beckham, who has retired as England Captain, maintains he was "stitched up big time and full of remorse" over the allegations.

It is not the first time the Beckhams' marriage has plunged into crisis over allegations of an affair.

His former PA Rebecca Loos made £1million by selling secrets from their alleged affair.

Emma just arrived on "Love Island" with her equally slutty twin, Eve, so she's undoubtedly trying to get press coverage with this latest stunt.

It might be true that Beckham cheated with her, but it was 8 years ago, so who really cares? In the spring of 2004 it came out that he cheated with assistant Rebecca Loos, so that's much bigger news since it happened while Posh and Becks were married.

This chick is just trying to get publicity for her gig on that British reality show, and it's working well for her since the papers are carrying this boring old story.

Here is Beckham in France on July 17th, and a picture from the German magazine "Stern." He is shown in a composite image with slutty Emma Ryan above.

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Jul
20
Fred Durst to marry random fan


Fred "touch my balls and my ass" Durst announced on his myspace that he's planning on marrying his new girlfriend, some chick called Krista from Rhode Island:

here is some new news for the bizkit family and those others who seem to get the news wrong so often. i have met a wonderful girl named Krista from rhode island and have asked her to marry me. she said yes and i am now proud to say that we are engaged to be married. i met her while on location shooting The Education of Charlie Banks in rhode island. i hate the false rumors that have been floating around this silly ass gossiping community of tabloid madness that are nowhere near being true. so i wanted to set the record straight on this particular one before it became something it is not because this is very special to me. i am loving life.

This might last a month or two longer than Scary Spice and Eddie Murphy since there's a non-industry person involved, but not much longer.

Limp Bizkit frontman Durst, 35, dated Britney Spears, and Pamela Anderson in 2003, and Paris Hilton in 2004. Durst's Sidekick was hacked in February of last year, and a cringe-inducing sex tape featuring the singer was released onto the 'net. Durst promptly sued everyone who tried to post it, but then reneged and apologized to some. He is generally considered a male slut with a soft side. He was said to be heartbroken when Britney rebuffed him.

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Jul
10
Lindsay Lohan linked with another random older guy


Remember the skinny weird guy who played Hugh Grant's roommate in "Notting Hill?" His name is Rhys Ifans and Lindsay Lohan is supposedly dating him now. That Taco chain owner had got to be relieved:

The 'Mean Girls' actress is said to have fallen for the 37-year-old actor - best known for his role as Hugh Grant's eccentric flatmate Spike in 'Notting Hill' - after being introduced to him by her friend Kate Moss.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Falling for Rhys was really the icing on the cake for Lindsay. She already loves hanging out with Kate in London.

"One of the reasons Rhys appealed is that he's so quirky, bright and refreshing."

The flame-haired actress is apparently so infatuated with her new love, who is 17 years her senior, that she is planning to splash out on a London property so she can be closer to him.

Lohan, 20, is also keen on buying a pad in the UK capital because she can legally drink in Britain.

The source added: "Lindsay is branded a hellraiser in the US because the legal drinking age is 21.

"So it's an amazing relief to be in England where things are more liberal. She loves that it's different here."

When I was underage I used a lookalike's driver's license to drink because I was resourceful like that. I also wasn't dumb enough to tell guys I liked them or blab about it so they would hear. Lohan said last week "There is a boy I like. I'm sure people will start writing about him soon. He lives in London. It's so hard!"

Maybe she thought she was clever by not mentioning his name, but now a few guys who live in London are cringing at the thought of Lindsay moving into their city. They probably thought it was just a bit of fun, and now Lindsay's going to be coming around with hoards of paparrazi to ruin their relatively low-key lifestyle.

Here she is in yet another bikini at a Malibu beach house on July 8th. [via]

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Jul
07
Paris Hilton crotch shot (NSFW)


Paris Hilton says that her dumb public personae is all a put-on, and that she invented herself for the cameras:

"The Simple Life is a reality show," she said, "and people might assume it's real. But it's fake. All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself.

"So before I started the show I thought I'd make a character like the movies Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together... The public think they know me but they really don't."

Paris doesn't have the brains to be Elle Woods or Cher Horowitz, and she's flattering herself if she thinks people perceive her as fashionably ditzy but smart and well organized.

Paris also says she's uh, naturally shy, but that she has to live it up when she's out at an event because she's getting paid to be there.

Here is some evidence that Paris is either really forgetful, not shy at all, or a bit of both. She went commando in a red polka-dot dress recently. NSFW

Thanks to James at BlogNYC for finding the pics.

Have a great weekend everyone! Sorry posting was light today. I got a lot of spam from crazed Marissa Cooper fans. Blame them.

Update: Upon further close inspection, it looks like Paris was wearing underwear, but that they were the tiny string bikini type and were pushed to the side.

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Jul
07
High Res photos of Lindsay Lohan clutching her breasts in GQ


As if Lindsay needs more publicity, she now graces the cover of the August issue of GQ and appears in a porny spread inside. I read the part of the article about her that's viewable in these images, and it seems like more of the same crap about Lindsay and her life in the tabloids. The author probably comes to the conclusion that she's a smart businesswoman who's destined to go places.

The thing that gets me is that the quotes and this spread look like Playboy. You know how Playboy and Penthouse always make up crap for the models to say, like how they think their best friend is hot or how they arranged a threesome with their boyfriend? It's like these quotes are made up by GQ to make the over-the-top pictures seem even more slutty. Maybe that's how GQ always does it, though.

This week Lindsay is bedding a guy who runs a suggestively-named chain of taco joints, and is changing her bikini three times a day. As she says in the GQ article "really - who cares?"

In one of the quotes she insists her breasts are real: "I like my body and my breasts. And no, they're not fake." She could skirt the question or admit to surgery she's obviously had, but instead she wants to volunteer lies. We don't care, Lindsay, you're already damaged goods so a little boob job isn't going to harm your image.

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Jun
30
Paris Hilton is after German soccer player Lukas Podolski


Paris Hilton appeared on a German TV show yesterday wearing a custom-made soccer jersey with "Hilton" written on the back. She said she thought Germany's soccer player Lukas Podolski was "hot," but Podolski is from Poland and just plays for Germany.

Host Stefan Raab: "So, you like Lukas Pudolski?"

Paris: "I don't know him, I just think he's really good looking. He's an amazing player."

Stefan Raab: "First he comes from Poland, but then he comes from Cologne. You're single at the moment? Maybe I can arrange something between you and Lukas Podolski. Wouldn't it be nice? Paris Podolski?"

Paris, laughing: "I wish them luck on Friday."

Here's the clip, courtesy of The Wade Blogs:

Paris next directed an on-stage soccer tournament with blindfolded players shouting "Harder Harder! Kick it forward hard! Kick it in!" You can watch that segment here.

The Wade Blogs points out that Paris has been saying she wants to get with various soccer players as she promotes her album in Europe. Some of her quotes in the British press are rather suspect, though:

We will always have Paris... it turns out Hilton has been flapping about who she likes all across Europe as she flacks her new album. It was first reported in the UK's Sun that her soccer goals are as follows: 1. LUKAS PODOLSKI 2. FREDDIE LJUNGBERG 3.DAVID BECKHAM.

(excerpt) “I think Lukas is the sexiest man on the pitch. I would really like to meet him." In fact, she claims her life right now is all about soccer — and cooking. She enthused: “I am a keen football fan. And I can cook really well — although you wouldn’t think it to look at me.” Paris admitted she is keen to become a mum once she has found the right fella. She explained: “He needs to be honourable and make me laugh. I want a baby within the next five years.”

Pitch.. keen.. come on! There is no way our bubbly blonde uses English colloquialisms in her everyday vernacular. The above excerpt had to be penned by PR flack/hack. We sincerely doubt Paris has ever heard the word "keen" (in fact we'd bet the only keen she's ever heard are the Brit band named Keane). Next thing they are going to tell us is that Paris is burning to replace "That's hot" with her knew turn of phrase "That's keen."

Now that Paris has almost ruined the careers of quarterback Matt Leinart and hockey player Jose Theodore the sports world is interested in her. ESPN's Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon debated Paris' love life on their show "Pardon the Interruption" this week:

Kornheiser and Wilbon tried to decide how many athletes Paris will be "linked to" in her career. "There are boys in tee ball right now, who when they grow up, they will say, 'Let me at Paris Hilton!'" Wilbon said.

Wilbon went on to predict that Paris would be linked to 27 athletes by the end of the decade.

It does look like Paris is fixated on athletes, although some are bound to take their teammates advice like Matt Leinart and stay far away from the herpes-laden heiress.

Paris said earlier in this German interview "I think German guys are really hot." I can attest to that, since my husband is German. If the German game of the World Cup wasn't on now I might have asked him to translate some of the German in that video.

Germany is now playing Argentina in the World Cup, and Argentina is unfortunately up by one goal. Lukas Podolski got a yellow card four minutes into the game.

Update Germany won in nail-biting penalty kick overtime!

Here is Paris promoting her CD in Cologne on June 27th. She wearing those dumb yellow shoes with the giant bows again. [via]


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Jun
29
How would you like to pet those puppies?


I usually ignore this chick Jodie Marsh, because she's just some British slut who is only famous because she wears outfits like these. I always confuse her with Jordan, but she's two steps down from Jordan. It's hard to pass up these photos, though. She would look over the top at a porn convention, but she was attending the charity premiere of "Just My Luck" in London in this getup.

Marsh is also shown with the band McFly, which has a single out joking about Lohan's affair McFly's drummer Harry Judd, making it rather funny that they're at the opening of Lohan's crappy movie. Lohan says she never got with Judd, but Judd says she must have a short memory.

I showed these pictures to my dad. (I'm visiting my family in the states.) He thinks she's desperate and said "how would you like to pet those puppies?"


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Jun
23
Look who else is going black - Paris


Paris Hilton has been spotted out in wigs in a lame attempt to go incognito several times. This latest look isn't surprising, except she's at a public event so she shouldn't have bothered. She was at the O2 wireless festival with her friend Caroline D'Amore.

Paris' ten-minute affair with French Canadian hockey goalie Jose Theodore during the Much Music festival has led his baby's momma to dump him. Paris was seen holding hands with Theodore and now his life is fucked up beyond repair:

A Toronto tryst with celebrity heiress Paris Hilton appears to have cost former Habs goalie Jose Theodore his relationship with the mother of his three-month-old daughter.

The TQS French-language television network has reported that Stephanie Cloutier ended their eight-year relationship and kicked the sports star out of their Montreal home this week after learning about the affair.

Photos of Hilton and Theodore holding hands were printed in newspapers and across the country.

"Stephanie Cloutier has kicked Theo out of her life and her house," TQS culture reporter Marie-Christine Proulx reported.

Good for Stephanie! If only all of the women sleeping with Paris' exes would dump them, we could reduce the spread of herpes throughout the population of hot but dumb 20-somethings.

Paris' new single "Stars are Blind" is out, and while it's catchy people are wondering if she can actually sing. It's being called the "musical equivalent of airbrushing."

Paris is shown yesterday at the O2 wireless festival and on 6/20 at the launch of the T-Mobile sidekick. She's wearing a white glove so she mustn't want her hands to touch any sidekicks infested with other celebrity germs. The dress isn't so bad, but check out her ridiculous yellow shoes with the giant bows and her nautical-theme earrings!

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Jun
14
Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan cat fight revisited


Paris Hilton saw Lindsay Lohan out at a club in NY on Monday night and started screaming at her for having dared pick up Paris' leftovers. When Lohan responded calmly and Hilton lost the class battle, she went on a full-out assault for the slut title:

PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan at Butter on Monday night. Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, "I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!" After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, "That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you." Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, "Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road." After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants.

Paris and Lindsay's last fight was at a club in Hollywood in mid May, and they were screaming in each other's faces. Paris was said to be upset that Lindsay was name-dropping her during promotion for "Just My Luck," but that sounded like a bogus reason considering Lindsay had already slept with two of Paris' exes.

Someone must be coaching Lohan to help her better respond to well-deserved attacks. She must love that she came off as the classy one in this latest incident and probably called her publicist right away to give the news.

Paris is back with Stavros now, which sort of explains her possesiveness of the ultra-rich oil heir. This latest round is sure to be short-lived though, so why make a fuss?

Here is Lohan on the night in question. I don't know who those football guys are, but she might be posing with one of them. I google image searched both of the Giants mentioned and it's hard to tell. It could be some random other guy. Paris is shown signing autographs outside the Regis and Kelly show on 6/12. She has a nip slip, and I was considering making that into its own post, but that's kind of common with Paris so why hype it?

Paris is also shown outside her NY Hotel on 6/12. She is the victim of MAC Studio Fix Face, which reflects light and makes her look like a barbie whose head has been switched.

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Jun
14
Orlando Bloom is a slut


Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth had a low-profile on and off relationship
since meeting on the set of a Gap commercial in the spring of 2002. They were said to be engaged in October, 2004, but then Bloom confirmed that he had broken up with Bosworth in February, 2005. It didn't last long because Bloom and Bosworth were spotted shopping for engagement rings in mid-December of last year. They were last photographed together at the end of May.

Bloom was seen out with Bosworth last week, but had two different encounters with celebrity sluts that are suspicious:

WATCH your back JAMES BLUNT — you’ve got competiton from ORLANDO BLOOM for my Shagger Of The Year gong.

The Hollywood actor has turned into quite the swordsman in the last five days.

He’s been seen out with three different Hollywood starlets in the space of less than a week.

The Pirates Of The Caribbean star is currently dating Superman beauty KATE BOSWORTH with whom he was spotted shopping for antiques in London just last Thursday.

But it seems he’s also been enjoying the company of two more blonde leading ladies.

On Saturday, the lothario was seen getting up close and personal with Shopgirl actress CLAIRE DANES at a charity party in Northamptonshire.

They were at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation do at EARL SPENCER’s Althorp estate, when Orlando shimmied up to her on the dancefloor.

A source at the party said: “He was kissing her neck and grinding against her. He didn’t seem to care who saw it.”

If this isn’t enough evidence of his Casanova ways, Orlando racked up his third blonde of the week on Monday afternoon.

The star was snapped leaving London’s Covent Garden Hotel, just minutes apart from old flame SIENNA MILLER.

Just a coincidence or were the old friends catching up over a spot of lunch?.

The Mirror says it's more than a coincidence that Sienna Miller and Orlando Bloom were at the same place at the same time, they were having lunch together and then left separately to avoid being photographed:

OUR spies have spotted Sienna Miller dining happily with old flame Orlando Bloom.

Yet they seemed so desperate avoid being snapped together after their cosy lunch date that they left separately.

Sienna, 24, stalked out of London's Covent Garden Hotel 10 minutes before the Pirates Of The Caribbean star.

We're told: "They were chatting in the reception when staff told them a snapper was outside, so she came out first."

Orlando, 29, who's still dating 23-yearold Kate Bosworth, was a shoulder to cry on for Sienna after she split with Jude Law last July. Wonder what Kate will make of this?

Orlando Bloom is not that hot to me, and I don't get his appeal. In these pictures taken at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation launch party on June 19th he looks like some of the wannabe hipster programmer types I used to work with who could have used a good shower and a shave. Claire Daines is also looking pretty beat at the event. [via]

There was a rumor a while ago that Orlando gave Kate herpes. With the types he's associating with I wouldn't be surprised.

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Jun
12
Denise Richards thinks that looking like a 17 year-old drum major is sexy


Denise Richards slutted it up to perform with the Pussycat Dolls this weekend. She looked more like a high school senior at an early 90s-era dance recital than a chick about to go onstage with a female band famous for vag slips.

Richards told Page Six that she's happy that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born this week because it takes the tabloids' attention away from her relationship with her ex-best friend's husband, Richie Sambora. Richards was spotted with a big diamond on her left ring finger, and people are saying she's moving ultra-fast to get engaged to Sambora. Her divorce with Charlie Sheen isn't even close to being finalized.

Sabora and Richards were spotted visiting the sites in Paris, and the NY Daily News suggests it wasn't a coincidence that the paparazzi knew exactly where they were.

Denise Richards and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora — the alienated spouses of Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear — continued their triumphal paparazzi tour this week in the City of Light.

Somehow, somebody — I wonder who? — made sure a photographer was on hand to catch them snogging and clinking wine glasses at a Parisian cafe and then strolling and smiling in camera-ready bliss.

Here is Richards with big bushy eyebrows and hair wearing a drum major outfit.

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Jun
12
Kid Party Girl Lindsay Lohan needs a reality check


Lindsay Lohan seemed like she was moderately improving. She didn't strike back at Paris Hilton or Brandon Davis for the firecrotch rant video, and she may have even made up with Paris depending on how you interpret the story. She also admitted to not being able to stay in a committed relationship. She came off as a sympathetic slutty character for a week or two. Then she had to go and open her mouth again.

A few weeks ago she told Matt Lauer that she's the "hardest working person" she knows.

In an interview in Harper's Bazaar, she takes her frenetic self perception to a new level by claiming that she's gone through more in her coke-fueled 19.75 years than most people have in a lifetime. Yeah, that's how you see the world when you're jacked up on coke.

"(I don't) need to do any more kid movies," Lohan tells Harper's Bazaar magazine in their upcoming issue. "The word kid makes you feel like a child. Someone I dated called me kid all the time. I hated it... I've been through more than some people have in lifetimes..."

As for her reputation as living in the fast lane, Lohan says people make too much of her busy lifestyle. "People like to think that just because I’m young and like to enjoy my life, I'm some crazy party girl," Lohan says. "I hate the term party girl – I hate it."

"I'm in this career for the longevity of it," she adds, "not just for doing everything too fast and then running out of steam."

These few quotes by Lohan provide a lot of fodder to rip on her.

It's completely out of touch and arrogant for Lohan to say she's been through more than most people - not some people - have in a lifetime. She shleps around handbags that are worth more than a large percentage of families in the world take home in a year. (Disclosure: I am totally superficial and would carry these same purses if I could afford it.) Doing a lot of drugs, guys, and shopping is not in the same hardship league as not being able to put food on the table.

In terms of Lohan saying that she's in it for the long term and doesn't want to run out of steam, that seems like a legimate concern she should have. Lohan is partying like a mad woman, and she's linked with a new guy every week. It's all well and good to say you have trouble settling down, but being known for going to the bathroom a lot and having catfights with models who date your older fuckbuddies isn't going to do much for her career. She needs to actually calm down and stay home for a while if she wants to be taken seriously. (And it's probably Brett Ratner who called her "kid," because don't all directors use that term?)

So let's call Lindsay Lohan "Kid Party Girl" from now on. It seems to bother her much more than "Firecrotch."

Here she is at a Cartier event looking completely sober.

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Jun
09
Lindsay Lohan says the coke keeps her from settling down with one guy


Lindsay Lohan says that she can't settle down with one guy, and tries to explain away her sluttiness by claiming she's like a guy:

She tells style magazine Harper's Bazaar, "I've become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date."

Lohan's crush on McFLY star HARRY JUDD has prompted her to consider a move to London.

Lohan says she's not with McFly's drummer Harry Judd, and that they're "just friends," but Judd's bandmates wrote a song teasing him about hooking up with Lindsay, called "Please Please Lindsay Please."

Here's a story about the song on E! Daily. The lyrics: "You love yourself more than you love me."

Judd must be one of the "several men who live overseas" Lindsay's publicist says she dating. We suspect one of the other guys is Londoner Jamie Burke, Kate Moss' ex.

Lindsay may have a good excuse for not being able to stick with one guy - she's jacked up on so much cocaine that she needs constant excitement.

Lohan annoyed Vogue editrix Anna Wintour Monday night as a guest at Wintour’s table at the CFDA awards because, she “got up to use the bathroom to powder her nose six times in two hours,” said our spy. During the last trip, Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer: “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.” Lohan’s date, Karl Lagerfeld, was then told, “Karl, this is your guest, control her!” A rep for Wintour said, “Anna was definitely surprised at how busy Lindsay was, but she offered no threat.”

Lindsay is a busy girl, all right.

Here she is getting a less harmful stimulant and getting out of her car. [via]


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May
25
Paris gets fingered; loses a lover


The PopBitch e-mail newsletter reports this week that Paris Hilton got fingered at a club by a strange guy and acted like nothing was happening:

A regular on the LA party scene tells us of a recent occasion in LA when he was at a club with Paris. She was happily chatting away to friends when a guy she didn't know sidled up close to her and started fingering her.... Paris apparently didn't bat an eyelid and just carried on her conversation.

That's possible, but it sounds like a nasty rumor someone just made up.

New NFL quarterback Matt Leiner, Paris' latest fling, seems to have taken his teammates advice to stay away from her as we reported last week. Ted Casablancas reports that Leinart has a new girlfriend in Arizona, where he's training with the Arizona Cardinals:

Looks like Matt Leinart's days with Paris H. are done, duh. He's rumored to have a new babe in Arizona, but don't expect this one to last long, either.

"The current girlfriend is just to show that Matt wasn't serious about Paris. He's dating around, playing the field," reported my pigskin snitch.

Paris must not care mutch. She was photographed with 50 Cent's hand on her boob at a party in Cannes this week. That makes it seem more likely that she was fingered by a random guy at a club.

As Jossip points out, Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one with a firecrotch. Paris was photographed in her "modeling days" wearing flame-encrusted panties, as shown above.

Here she is coming back from Cannes. [via]

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May
19
Lindsay Lohan takes the high road with Davis; admits that she's slutty


Lindsay Lohan shows how self-aware she is by admitting that she can't be monogamous:

'Mean Girls' star Lindsay Lohan says being a one man woman is impossible for her. The 19-year-old, who has been linked to a string of Hollywood hunks including Bruce Willis, Jared Leto, and director Brett Ratner told Britain's OK! magazine: "I've learned recently that I'm not into being in a monogamous relationship. I just can't be monogamous right now."

She also took the high road while at a party with bloated Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton, and did not confront the pair or say anything about Davis' famous "firecrotch" rant about her:

Lindsay Lohan refused to bite back at her name-calling ex-pals Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis at Wednesday's Maxim Hot 100 party at Buddha Bar despite whispers through the crowd about the lewd insults Davis spewed, much to Paris' amusement. ...

We feel kind of sorry for Lohan now, and will work on that. She's sure to say something arrorgant soon that we can latch onto.

Here she is at the Parasuco Launch Party last night in NY.

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Mar
27
George Clooney has been back with his ex for nearly a month

George Clooney, 44, and his ex Krista Allen, 34, have been dating for almost a month. In Clooney's book that's a few years and he's sure to be moving on soon. We reported on March 7th that Clooney had an intimate date with Allen the night before the Oscars.

Clooney is said to have broken Teri Hatcher's foolish heart last month, prompting her tell-all confessional to Vanity Fair magazine.

On Saturday Clooney and Allen were photographed entering a restaurant together, but quickly separated in order to foil the paparrazi.

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Mar
23
Paris Hilton and Benjamin McKenzie?


Paris Hilton was said to be getting close to Bejamin McKenzie of the OC, who normally keeps a low profile and is not known for making public appearances. Before you start to get indignant about it like I did, realize that Hilton has been all over the place lately according to The Scoop:

The partying heiress — who apparently has split with Stavros Niarchos — has been busy auditioning replacements. When Hilton was unable to hook up at a party with Olympic hottie Jeremy Bloom recently, she "made a bee line" for another club, according to Life & Style Weekly, where she was spotted holding hands with actor Simon Rex, before ditching him for USC quarterback Matt Leinart.

But Hilton's dance card has been even more crowded. A week earlier, she was spotted with The O.C.'s Benjamin McKenzie. "She was desperately hanging on to him the whole night," an "eyewitness" told the mag, adding that the two exchanged numbers. "They seemed really friendly as they said goodbye."

Hilton's canoodle with McKenzie doesn't mean much in light of her reputation. We hope McKenzie was just humoring her.

Here are pictures of Paris filming the Simple Life on Rodeo Drive yesterday. Her mother makes a brief appearance.

Five more pictures and some cartoon sketches from her animated show in progress are after the jump.

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Mar
23
Blog sluts cash in


We all know how Jessica Cutler, Washingtons-o-fun, got a book deal for her quickie blog that detailed how she took cash and food for sex while cheating on her boyfriend. Now Cutler and a slew of other slutty bloggers are getting fat TV deals too.

Cutler's story is going to be turned into a half hour series for HBO that will be produced by Sarah Jessica Parker. Given HBO's record, it should unfortunately be a funny interpretation of her debauchery. Cutler, 27, is serving as a consultant on the project.

Fellow slutty blogger Stephanie Klein, 30, got a six figure two book deal, and will now bring her misadventures to NBC in the form of another half hour comedy. Klein responds to the inevitable comparisons to Carrie Bradshaw:

Klein says of comparisons to the fictional Bradshaw, "Here's the hard part: Mine is real life. But yes, people relate to the friendships and the relationships and the honesty and the feeling in the way that you see Carrie complaining about Big."

When she moves to Austin with her fiancee next month, Klein will begin writing the NBC pilot, which will include many elements that Carrie's life did not, such as the relationship with her father.

One of Klein's tales involves a 2004 hookup with a guy she met in a bar. When they were about to have sex he complained about being out of Astroglide and tried to use Pam cooking spray as a lube substitute. In order to read the rest of the story, which probably involves burning genitals, you have to buy her memoir.

Brooke Parkhurst, 26, of the uniquely named "Belle in the Big Apple" blog, is finishing up her first novel based on her success getting rich old men to want to fuck her:

"You keep testing a man's limits to see when it crosses over from being sexy and coquettish to being a tease," she reflects. "But similar to 'Sex and the City,' there aren't really heavy sex scenes. It cuts away when the straps start to fall and that's my style."

At least she has some dignity. Parkhurst is now shopping around for a TV deal.

Sluttly single women are the new reality TV.

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Mar
11
George Clooney needs to go to therapy

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George Clooney is such a fucking cad. When you're 25 and you sleep around it's expected. When you're almost 45 and have never had a long-term, commited relationship you have a serious, debilitating problem.

Clooney is a typical example of a man who has too many choices and is too weak to pick one and stick with it. He can bang the hottest or the horsiest woman in Hollywood, it doesn't matter to him as long as he doesn't have to deal with her shit.

Of course both Clooney and Hatcher have denied Page Six's report that Clooney was the "mystery man" referred to in the Vanity Fair article:

"It is to Teri's credit that she's telling a very courageous story to help others," Clooney says. "As for the tabloid part of the story, she would never say that. I know the story is attractive but it isn't true and it takes away from her brave decision."

Hatcher also responded to the newspaper's claims. "It is truly a shame that the importance of the issue in the Vanity Fair article is being obscured by tabloid sensationalism," Teri says. "[The paper] has twisted this story into a scandalous report about my personal life, which has nothing to do with George Clooney."

Please. This story is so obvious that there's no need to issue the obligatory denial.

Here is Clooney in NY on March 9th filming "Michael Clayton." Hopefully the staff on the film teased him mercilessly for treating Teri Hatcher like garbage.

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Mar
09
Eva Longoria wants to throw away her meal ticket

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Eva Longoria is complaining about all the bathtub and lingerie scenes she has in "Desperate Housewives." She isn't concerned about demeaning herself or distracting from her brilliant acting - she's just worried about how she looks:

Eva, 30, who plays cheating Gabrielle, told OK!: "I had to talk to creator Marc Cherry and go: 'Can you please stop putting me in the bath tub?'"

Eva who hired a fitness trainer to keep her in shape as she shows off so much flesh in the show also asked for a cut in her underwear scenes.

She added: "I didn't realise how much lingerie I'd be in and how much I'd be in the bath tub. Filming is nerve-wracking, I'm constantly worrying about how I'm being filmed."

Eva is so vain that she's sabotaging her career. She revealed earlier that she's similarly planning a pregnancy around her vanity.

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Mar
01
Eva Longoria plans to cuckold Tony Parker ten times

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Eva Longoria claims to want ten children right away. Apparently her decision to become a mother is entirely based on vanity:

She said: "I want ten children and I can't wait. I don't want to be pregnant on the show until I am in real life. What if I was pregnant this year in the show and then pregnant next year in real life? So when I get married and get pregnant, hopefully Gabrielle will get pregnant too."

That's right - what would happen if your character was pregnant and you weren't, but then you got pregnant the next year anyway? The mind just boggles. Maybe you'd have to, uh, wear a fake belly or large clothes. Eva wants to get pregnant now so that her character doesn't look unnecessarily fat.

In a transparent bid to add legitimacy to her relationship, she goes on to explain how helpful she is to Parker around the house:

Eva, who is rumoured to be engaged to Tony, also claims she is the perfect housewife to her lover at home - and aims to please him.

She explained to Britain's New magazine: "When I'm home, I cook every meal for him. He was walking around the house the other day wearing a wrinkled shirt and I made him take it off because I had to iron it.

"But Tony thinks it's also very important to please me and make sure I'm happy, so it's a very good balance."

Sure it's a good balance, Eva, you just keep saying that.

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