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Celebitchy Archives: Victoria Beckham
Aug
16
Victoria Beckham preggers again?


Britain's Daily Star says that Victoria Beckham is pregnant with her fourth child. She has spoken opening about wanting a big family, and it was said that she was trying for a girl.

Her ultra-hot husband, Real Madrid soccer player David Beckham, was said to have put Posh on a carb-rich diet to encourage her to "fatten up" in preparation to become pregnant again. She doesn't look to have gained much weight, though.

Posh and Beck have three boys: Brooklyn, 6, Romeo, nearly 4, and Cruz, one and a half, all born by cesarean section. Victoria has said that if she has a girl she would like to name her "Luna." That's not so bad for a celebrity baby name.

Here are pictures of Victoria and David Beckham at Nice airport on 8/14. She's wearing a loose top, but she doesn't look like she has a bump yet. [via]

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Aug
03
Yet another infidelity claim against David Beckham


British reality TV star Emma Ryan claims David Beckham cheated on Posh with her in 1998, back when the famous couple was engaged. Beckham acknowledges that he met the woman, but says that he didn't cheat with her. She now claims they had an affair:

Victoria, 32, was reportedly furious after apparently finding a phone message from Emma after returning home from a tour with The Spice Girls. She admitted punching her husband and he broke down, according to reports.

But the model told a different story.

"Beckham's people tried to make out it was just a brief fling. But the truth is, it was much, much more.

"Now I'm determined the whole world will know the truth. It was a love affair. We both had very deep feelings for each other."

Beckham, who has retired as England Captain, maintains he was "stitched up big time and full of remorse" over the allegations.

It is not the first time the Beckhams' marriage has plunged into crisis over allegations of an affair.

His former PA Rebecca Loos made £1million by selling secrets from their alleged affair.

Emma just arrived on "Love Island" with her equally slutty twin, Eve, so she's undoubtedly trying to get press coverage with this latest stunt.

It might be true that Beckham cheated with her, but it was 8 years ago, so who really cares? In the spring of 2004 it came out that he cheated with assistant Rebecca Loos, so that's much bigger news since it happened while Posh and Becks were married.

This chick is just trying to get publicity for her gig on that British reality show, and it's working well for her since the papers are carrying this boring old story.

Here is Beckham in France on July 17th, and a picture from the German magazine "Stern." He is shown in a composite image with slutty Emma Ryan above.

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Jul
03
David Beckham quits as England's World Cup Captain


David Beckham announced his resignation as England's captain after England lost their chances at the cup by losing to Portugal in penalty kick overtime 3-1 on Saturday.

"Our performance during this World Cup has not been enough to progress further, and both myself and all the players regret that, and I hurt... I hurt by that more than people realize"

Here is Beckham crying after his World Cup dreams were shattered:

And here he is announcing his resignation as World Cup captain:

Beckham is said to have made the decision after a heart-to-heart phone call with his wife, Victoria, who has supported him on the sidelines by losing even more weight and wearing skimpy outfits:

DAVID Beckham decided to step down as England captain yesterday after an emotional heart-to-heart phone call from wife Victoria.

Posh, 32, and seven-year-old son Brooklyn both wept after seeing Becks limp off the pitch at Gelsenkirchen in tears.

She tried to console him in mobile phone calls as she was ferried from the stadium to the wives and girlfriends’ hotel in Baden-Baden.

Becks finally sat down in his hotel room to compose his resignation statement in the early hours of yesterday after he and Victoria agreed that he should resign.

An England insider said last night: “A lot of raw emotion poured out during their talks on the phone. It’s a decision Becks could never have made without Victoria — they made it together.

“He wanted to bow out as a World Cup winner but it just didn’t turn out that way and they agreed it was time to take a new direction together.

“It was a mature decision which will take the pressure off the whole family.” Beckham, 31, fought back tears and his voice cracked with emotion as he read out his handwritten speech.

In it, he said he had lived the dream and was “extremely proud” to have worn the captain’s armband.
Real Madrid star Becks was helped away by FA minders after reading out his 110-second statement.

Chelsea skipper John Terry is now set to become England’s new captain.
His first game in charge will be the friendly against Greece at Old Trafford on August 16.

Here are pictures of Victoria Beckham crying after England lost on Saturday. [via] she is also seen arriving at the soccer stadium on 6/20 and outside of a restaurant in Stahlbad. Germany on 6/14. There are also some pics of her at a game with Cheryl Tweedy on 6/15. [via]

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Jun
06
Spice Girls may actually do a reunion tour (update: not true)


There's been a lot of talk about a Spice Girls reunion. Last we heard it wasn't happening because the most successful former Spice Girl, Melanie C aka "Sporty," was holding out since she actually has a music career and this could harm it. Now they're said to be releasing a new single and planning a tour:

The Spice Girls are reportedly releasing a new single to mark the 10th anniversary of their first hit.

The former girl group - Posh Spice Victoria Beckham, Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell, Sporty Spice Mel C, Scary Spice Mel B and Baby Spice Emma Bunton - have already recorded the track, named ‘Woman’.

They are reportedly releasing the song in July, to mark ten years since their debut, ‘Wannabe’, reached the number one spot in the UK.

The girls are also said to be planning a reunion tour - and may even release more new material if ‘Woman’ is a hit.

A source told Britain’s News of the World newspaper: "They are planning their tour but wanted a new song to mark their return. If it goes well they’ll look to release more material."

If that's true it's good news for new mom Geri Halliwell. She's been begging her friends for a place to stay in the countryside with her newborn, Bluebell Madonna. She says she can't afford her own house, but Hello! magazine reportedly paid her six figures for the first photoshoot with her newborn.

Update:: Reader Margarita points out that the single "Woman" is from 2000, meaning this news is old and not true. They were said to be talks for a reunion tour, but it was a no-go due to Sporty's reluctance to join the project.

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May
02
Costume Institute Gala over 100 photos


The Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art held a ball last night to celebrate the opening of an exhibit on British design. Sienna Miller, wearing an awful gold sequined minidress and black tights, served as co-chair for the event.

The star-studded Costume Institute Gala was the opening event for a new exhibition celebrating British design at New York’s prestigious Metropolitan Museum of Art.

The flamboyant show, made up of themed rooms including a Hunt Ball and a Gentleman’s Club, is the latest example of the city’s growing obsession with all things from across the pond.

Celebrities from the UK including Liz Hurley, Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell put on their glad rags for the lavish event.

The Americans were represented by A-listers including Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker and Richard Gere.

The British-born editor of American Vogue, Anna Wintour, swept in first.

Miller, who teamed her glittering frock with opaque black tights and wore her hair tied back in a simple ponytail, shared the limelight with Christopher Bailey, the creative director of Burberry.

He and Wintour were the starlet’s fellow co-chairs. The fashion house and Vogue publisher Condé Nast have sponsored the exhibition.

The guy dressed like a cabaret pirate posing with Charlize Theron is Dior designer John Galiano. He's responsible for her monstrosity of an Oscar gown with the giant shoulder bow. Sienna Miller is shown with Christopher Bailey, Burberry's creative director.

We have over 100 pictures from the event. Stars and designers attending include Alexander McQueen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, John Galliano, Charlize Theron, Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Beckham, Emmy Rossum, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bundchen, Gretchen Mol, Jessica Alba, Josh Hartnett, Lenny Kravitz, Donatella Versace, Rupert Everett, Linda Evangelista and Amber Valetta, Jessica Alba, Marcia Gay Harden, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Molly Sims, Rosario Dawson, Scarlett Johansson, Stella McCartney, Amanda Peet, Andre Leon Talley, Naomi Campbell, Angela Lindvall, Angie Harmon, Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady, Chloe Sevigny, Ciara, Dita Von Teese and Marliyn Manson, Drew Barrymore, Elizabeth Hurley, Erin O'Connor, Matthew Williamson, Eve, Gina Gershon, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ivana Trump, Jacquetta Wheeler, Jason Lewis, Jessica Stam, John Legend, Johnny Rotten, Josh Lucas, Joy Bryant, Julia Stegner, Iselin Steiro, Karolina Kurkova, Lily Cole, Lauren Bush, Lily Donaldson, Gemma Ward, Liv Tyler, Francisco Costa, Lydia Hearst, Mandy Moore, Minnie Driver, Nick Cannon, Petra Nemcova, Rachel Roy, Damon Dash, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Gere, Cary Lowell, Thandie Newton, Selma Blair, Shalom Harlow, Sienna Miller, Christopher Bailey, designer for Burberry, Zooey Deschanel, Sophie Dahl, Ivanka Trump, Mark Ruffalo, Taye Diggs, Idima Menzel, and Sarah Wynter.

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Apr
07
Victoria Beckham skis in the nude... almost


Victoria Beckham wore a tank top in 5 degree weather while in the French Alps this week. She paraded around on the snow for photographers, and wisely put on a jacket before hitting the slopes.

Obviously, no one has told the formerly Posh one it's just not ladylike to show off your bra, even when it's accessorised by a designer ski suit.

The mum-of-three didn't seem to feel the cold - or maybe she was just basking in the attention of all the photographers.

Still, unlike her most recent ski trip, Victoria, 31, at least made it out on the piste in the French resort of Courchevel.

Beckham wore a marginally more practical leather ski outfit for her last outing on the slopes.

Beckham has been rumored to be pregnant with her fourth child with soccer star David Beckham. We would say it's probably not true since she's been spotted drinking, but Gwyneth Paltrow has shown that you only have to be British at heart to justify fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Mar
31
The Beckhams and Lohan pick trendier cult

So Kabbalah is ahead in the battle of the celebrity-favorite cults this week. Cult News reports that illiterate Victoria Beckham has been wearing a red string on her left hand, the Kaballah talisman that supposed to ward off the evil eye. (A red string on the right hand is a symbol of anorexic pride, and given Posh's stick-thin figure and low level of intelligence, it is possible that she simply confused the two.) This means that she may have picked Madonna's cult Kaballah over Tom Cruise's cult Scientology, which she was supposed to be considering based on her friendship with Katie Holmes.
It appears that there has been an almost frantic competition between the two most popular purported ”cults” in Hollywood, to get the Beckhams onboard, they are Britain’s most popular celebrity couple, outside the royal family.

Each group’s top recruiter has come knocking on the door, Tom Cruise from Scientology and Madonna for her beloved Kabbalah Centre.

Certainly, whoever gets “Beck” and his wife Victoria will draw the attention of soccer fans worldwide, not to mention celebrity watchers, waiting for the next trend.

[via]

Cindy Adams reports in The NY Post that Lindsay Lohan is also wearing a red string. We pointed out that she had a Kaballah string on at the GM fashion show at the beginning of March. It is indeed not a one-time thing and she mentions to Adams that's she's clinging to anything in order to get some sanity:

"Yes, I am looking into kabbalah," she told me. "I guess why is because all of us need something. You just have to grab onto whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything around can be so tough, so hard. I think you have to have somewhere to turn for a little softness and understanding. I know I'm really trying."

There are much healthier, safer things to get you through the day Lindsay. Exercise, music, even an occasional drink for one. You're better off with a hangover and some embarassing pictures than getting involved with the Kabbalah cult.

In terms of Posh's choice, she may have picked the lesser of two very real evils.

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Mar
16
No Spice Girls reuinion


Melanie C, aka Sporty Spice, actually has a career and has put the kibosh on a Spice Girls' reunion. Victoria Beckham, the infamous insect wife of dumb ass soccer star David Beckham, is easily influenced and tried to make it seem as if she had the same idea as Melanie:

Sporty Spice Mel, visited Posh in Madrid last week to talk about a tour in honour of the tenth anniversary of their debut single, Wannabe, getting to No1. Promoters had pencilled in dates for November and December.

But Posh and Sporty, who has a fairly successful solo career in Europe, decided it could be a bit, well, embarrassing.

A source close to the girls said: “Melanie has never really been into the idea of performing with the girls again. She is proud of everything they did together but she has moved on.

We were really looking forward to making fun of this, and are sorry it's not going to happen.

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Mar
09
Tom and Katie try to recruit Beckhams

Picture of Katie and Tom smiling wide with sunglasses on and the caption You are under our spell
Cult expert Rick Ross reports that Katie Holmes' friendship with Victoria Beckham is not all that it seems, and that Tom and Katie have been working together to recruit the Beckhams into Scientology:

Is “TomKat” working like a tag team to get Great Britain’s top celebrity couple into the controversial organization, often called a “cult”?

“Victoria has become a mother hen to Katie and was thrilled when she asked her to be her birthing partner. Victoria remembers how scary it was when she had her first child. She can’t imagine how difficult it will be for Katie to give birth [Scientology style] quietly and without any pain killers” a source told the press.

Well, maybe all that pain will be worth it if Scientology’s top star can recruit the most popular British celebs outside the royal family.

The Beckhams certainly are dumb enough to get recruited into Scientology, and it would not be surprising if they converted.

It's amazing how many celebrities get recruited into dangerous and expensive cults. Other celebrities involved in Scientology include Kelly Preston, John Travolta, Juliette Lewis, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, and musician Beck.

Katie is due to give birth in a month or two depending on who you believe. Life and Style, not known for accuracy, reported twice in mid-February that the two had split. Cruise threatened to sue over the story, but did not follow through.

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Feb
26
David Beckham can't do first grade math

Daivd Beckham shirtless with the caption I may be hot but I'm dumb as rocks
Seriously. What would this guy do if he wasn't an athlete? Most manual labor jobs require more sense. From Reuters via Oh no they didn't:

Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. "It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

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