Us Weekly: Melania Trump probably won’t move to Washington at all
Donald Trump & Sean Spicer seem to think Frederick Douglass is still alive
Donald Trump went Full Baby Fists at the National Prayer Breakfast
Matthew McConaughey: It’s time for us to ’embrace’ President Trump
White guy Ed Sheeran believes he & Taylor Swift are both ‘underdogs’
Anonymous Oscar voter will be ’embarrassed’ when ‘La La Land’ wins
Prince Harry thinks Emperor Baby Fists is ‘a serious threat to human rights’
The Beyhive thinks Beyonce is going to make a Super Bowl appearance
Miles Teller denies report that he was too expensive for La La Land
