King Charles’s cancer was ‘caught very early & the prognosis is good’
Tominey: Prince William ‘needs Harry’ & needs ‘some brotherly love’
The Mail: Maybe the Sussexes should come back & take on royal duties, lmao
DM: ‘It is unclear where Prince Harry will stay’ in the UK following his eviction
Kay: Prince William is convinced that ‘trust’ in Harry has been ‘utterly destroyed’
Travis Kelce has heard some of Taylor Swift’s ‘The Tortured Poets Department’
The palace is scrambling to schedule events for Queen Camilla & Prince William
SZA, a Scorpio, claims she ‘respectfully’ does not make music for Cancers
Laura Benanti: perimenopause is ‘the amuse-bouche to an old cooch’
