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It’s no secret that I don’t really care for any of the Jonas brothers. I find them on the friendly side of creepy. The one who got married – Kevin, I guess – isn’t that bad, but the two single Jonas brothers bug me. Nick dated Miley Cyrus on and off for a while, and I believe that relationship was a harbinger of doom for Miley. As for Joe… well, I’m pretty sure Joe is a tool. He dated Taylor Swift until he dumped her by phone, then immediately started dating Camilla Belle. They went out for a while until she went off to look for greener (less gay) pastures, and now he’s doing this on-and-off thing with little Demi Lovato. Demi and Joe allegedly broke up towards the end of May (and he might have done it over the phone again) – but they still let this Teen Vogue photo shoot happen.
My guess for why the photo shoot went ahead? Because Joe has more pull, and he decided that a photo shoot in which he looked pretty and Demi looked awful was okay. Because this is really terrible what they did to her – she’s a pretty little thing, but next to Joe’s foundation and plucked eyebrows, she looks like a mess. Who styled this shoot?
Also – I’ve never noticed it before, but she has a very “budget Camilla Belle” look to her, right? Yikes.
Teen Vogue photos courtesy of The Fashion Spot.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Demi Lovato, Joe Jonas
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In most of the photos you show, Demi is either hanging onto him or sitting there looking closed off. He is not connecting with her, you can feel the arrogance in the photo that he could care less about her.
Not sure why she or her agents, allowed her to look so not very glamorous in the photo shoot when Joe has got makeup and styling to the nines. Her clothing choices are also not very flattering. I’m guessing this is her bid for more attention.
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They look like brother and sister
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she has beautiful hair… they still could have styled it nicely with retro styles.
she looks like a side dish.
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oh my god.. awful shoots. For both.
Demi is a cute girl, and indeed this is not her best, wrong choice of make-up, hair and stylist. And joe..I bet he wanted to be a 80′s bruce willis, but he only seems gay to me.
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Very, very pretty. Demi is cute, too.
Seriously, tho, she looks precious in the polka-dotted dress but the other shots are just careless. Whatever. He seems like a real bitch to me.
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OMG! Why do their faces look so matte?
And Joe really needs to thin the eyebrows.
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yuckkkkk.. who’s the man in drag?!i’m sorry but demi is fugly…and that chin ass dimple is not working for her
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The problem is that her hair is colored too dark for her features and skin tone.
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Too much denim. Too much black hair. Too much pancake makeup. Too much blue everything.
I’m shocked he didn’t stuff a sock in his pants, he seems to be trying very hard to project some sort of virility in these pics and it just isn’t working.
The married Jonas still seems the gayest. This one’s the creepiest and the baby’s the one most likely to end up on Broadway being the most ambiguous.
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He doesn’t look human. More like a radio active GI Joe Doll
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I feel sorry for the Jonas Bros, because they are trying to project wholesomeness in an unwholesome entertainment business. People mock them for their chastity, thus they come off self-conscious and awkward.
And no, I am not a fan, not only are they too young, but I like macho borderline ugly Charles Bronson types.
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What were they trying to portray:”Frankie and Annette?”
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Demi is pretty but I’m almost sure that Joe wanted to be the only pretty one so thats why Demi looks like that.
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I don’t know, my gaydar explodes everytime I see this dude.
In other news…Camilla Belle is gorgeous.
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Definitely agree with the creepy vibe.
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You’re so right @Danielle. They so do look like brother and sister. That’s kinda creepy.
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Joe looks better without the beard.
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I think Joe looks like he’s in his 40s.
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she should have gotten some ..umm.. makeup
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who are these people??? and why are they relevant?
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Ya the styling is horriffic and screams generic. His hair cut is not modern at all. Her dye job is too dark.
Teen Vogue fire the stylist and the people who okayed such a generic shoot.
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I guess I am the only one who thinks they look amazing. Joe and Demi work very hard, and Demi literally supports her family! Not going to diss them.
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My 2y.o. was watching an old Barney video this morning . . . Demi was on it aged 11 or 12. Sorry but she was one homely kid then. Pudgy, glasses, weird smile (ok still has that).
Regardless of the bad dye job and makeup here, she has worked on herself and has turned out pretty cute.
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Were they going for “West Side Story” meets “Rebel Without a Cause”?
If so, FAIL!
The clothes are there, but they look terrible. It’s nice to see Demi without a POUND of make up, but if her eyebrows are going to be penciled in then she should balance it with lipstick.
Joe is trying to butch it up, but he’s not fooling anyone. I don’t buy that they ever dated. Maybe she thought they were, but he just needed a beard.
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that joe person has serious wonk eye
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Demi looks like Sookie with black hair.
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Their coloring looks odd. Too much bronzer or something.
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Whats up with Teen Vogue doing all these “couple shoots”. They did Miley and Liam and now Demi and Joe (even though they’ve broken up now). Like really guys.
Plus nice airbrushing job btw. Yes that was a sarcastic comment.
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They look like brother and sister, and that just makes this all the creepier. Also, that Jonas is totally going to look like George Clooney when he gets old, I can tell from that first photo.
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Gay.
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Joe totally reminds me of Pee Wee Herman.
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He looks like the dude from Grease 2 in these pics.
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which one is the guy?
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Wow, cheezy and cheap, whoever designed the photo shoot should be slapped! lol They know nothing of vintage, they should have done some research before they dressed these two and took pictures. These don’t look nothing like the rockabilly days, nor does he look like a greaser and she looks nothing like a Bettie. It’s like…umm, really??? lmao
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he has on more eye makeup than she does! it’s like they went back and used photoshop to make her MORE bland.
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I love Joe! Have since he was a little goobery guy and continue to. He has one of the best personalities I’ve seen in showbiz in ages. He’s a sweetheart.
And I think he looks nice in some of these. Quite beautiful. He totally has a wonky eye, and he’s got an effeminate streak, but why do people get so up in arms about these things?! LOL. You all yell at these people for being bland and then you bash them for having unique character traits that AREN’T bland.
He’s a great performer, incredibly charismatic. He’s photogenic and knows how to pose for pictures – why does that make him arrogant? It’s pretty much been 30% of his JOB for 5 years. Geez. Cut people a break.
Not a good shoot at ALL for Demi, though. She’s prettier than this. But I sympathize. A funky looking shoot like this would totally happen to me, LOL.
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The jonas brother is trying very hard in these pictures to be James Dean “Rebel Without a Cause” and comes off more as Illegal Alien Gas Station Attendant “Douche without a Clue”.
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Nice beard, Joe…
*wait for it…*
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Jimmy Dean – ROTFLMAO!
Yea, the Jonas brothers do look like they’re mixed with something. Well, I think Joe does the most. Kevin looks Irish.
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Supposedly this was shot 48 hrs before he straight out dumped her. He is a serial dumper. Sounds like a cocky jerk.
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all of the jonas brothers have serious gayface.
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you can see his nutsack in the last pic.
small nut, but it’s there.
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