Amy and Blake on 10/4/07, thanks to WENN
Poor Blakie-Wakie. Blake Fielder-Civil had to spend his 26th birthday in the clink all by his lonesome, without a visit from his drug-addled, Grammy-winning, co-dependent wife Amy Winehouse. All together now: Ha ha!

DEAR Blake, Happy 26th birthday, old chum.

I feel awkward wishing you all the best the day after the event.

But I assumed you’d get a visit from your wife AMY WINEHOUSE on the actual day. She didn’t come though, did she?

I guess she was exploring the beer gardens of Henley in between working on the new Bond theme.

Still, I’m sure your fellow inmates made your day “special” in their own way.

Speaking of which, I hope you like the soap-on-a-rope I sent.

Many happy returns.

[From The Sun]

Well, this reporter is snarky and all, but I don’t think Amy’s been doing too much new recording of the new James Bond theme or anything else, especially since her record label has given her the ultimatum to clean up or they won’t release her new CD. No, I think she’s been doing a lot of drinking, drugging, and wandering aimlessly. Which probably makes Blakie Wakie really mad. Every time she doesn’t show up to visit him, he ends up doing something stupid, like trying to kill himself or overdosing on prison heroin. Hey– maybe Amy is smarter than we give her credit for. Maybe she is purposely ignoring her lecherous husband hoping he’ll do the heavy lifting and get lost for good.