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Usually we try to make up unique titles for stories, but in this case I can’t improve much on this title from US Weekly and have to give them credit for coming up with this gem. About three weeks ago, Jersey Shore “star” Snooki was arrested on the Boardwalk in Seaside Heights, NJ, for being a drunken mess. After the arrest, Snooki promised to quit drinking during the day, and to “only have a couple of drinks” when she went out at night.
Snooki has been formally charged for that incident, and in a hearing yesterday prosecutors added another amusing charge onto her roster. She’s was officially accused of “annoying people on abeach.” Can we add “throughout the world” to that? Her lawyer pleaded not guilty on her behalf. The trial is on September 8 and Snooki is only expected to be ordered to pay a fine.
A prosecutor says Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is not just being charged with disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance, but also annoying people on a beach.
Yes, that’s a crime in New Jersey.
At a hearing in Seaside Heights on Wednesday, an attorney for the Jersey Shore star entered not guilty pleas to all three charges, which relate to an arrest July 30 for being intoxicated in public.
No matter how it turns out, the pint-sized Snooki is not expected to serve jail time. If she’s convicted of all three charges, she faces $2,000 in fines. Her attorney claims her clean record should keep maximum fines down to $500.
Snooki says the case has made her “feel like a criminal” and that it’s caused her to rethink her habits.
[From People]
For the five people who care slightly, Snooki has a new boyfriend named Jeff who says he’s really into her, even though “she’s drunk most of the time.” There have been rumors that Jeff, an Iraq war veteran, is dating Snooki for the fame, which he countered by saying that “I don’t care about the cameras. It’s about me and her.” However Snooki’s ex castmate, Angelina, claims that Jeff tried out for Jersey Shore and that he was often hanging around the cast and hitting on her before he settled on Snooki. Jeff claims he’s into Snooki, though, and that “These accusations are false. All I want is to be happy. Nicole is a sweet girl.” Even though she’s drunk all the time, right?
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ha ha she looks like a little ham in her Hustler baseball outfit
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I love living in America when you can make tons of money for being functionally retarded, and our nation’s teachers have to fight tooth and nail to earn enough to eek out any kind of a sustainable living. *sigh*
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Mhmmm…Bacon!
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Small fat ugly train wreck.
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Snooki has an awful shape. She has no waist line.
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How embarrassing.
To be officially marked legally, in your brand new police record, as a annoying person for the rest of your life.
How proud her parents must be right now.
I bet they use that picture of her panty-less butt for their family Christmas card this year!
What was she thinking buying a outfit that could not cover that butt and wearing it outside with no friggin panties on… so so so tacky.
Did she think panties were going to give her the looks of respectability or something? And wanted to avoid it?
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lol@Electric!
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haha pookie, i know you didn’t mean eek out a living….and i know it was a simple typo, but it’s kinda funny when just before the typo you are denigrating snookies idiocy.:p
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Oh she’s such a refined lady covering up her bare ass.
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I love that this guy she’s dating thinks the way he can get famous is by getting with a walking twinkie.
There’s a lesson for all you guys out there. The way to delude yourself into getting famous is to aim low.
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@Milo
Uh…”eek” out a living is a pretty well known expression..one you aren’t familiar with I guess.
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Wow, she combines the callowness of youth with the looks of middle age!
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i’m with u, pookie… all kinds of sads
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@Milo and Pookie
OOPS
You were right Milo, it’s “eke”..sorry about that.
And…I learned something valuable from the Snooki thread. A first.
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I don’t care what anyone says but Jersey Shore is the best garbage on TV today. My mom watches the Real Housewifes (or whatever) as her garbage and Jersey Shore is definitely mine. Even my husband watches it with me. When we saw the preview last week where “The Situation” (f’ing love that name) talks about how they landed grenades, we were hooked. It comes on tonight and I can’t friggin wait. I get to turn my brain to “retarded” for 40 minutes (we tivo it). Oh and so as not to offend anyone, people with limited capabilities are mentally challenged I reserve the word retarded for those of us who enjoy jersey Shore
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Does she remind anyone else of BobbyLee from Mad TV?
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Gross. Snooki is a mess.
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@Milo – lol, good catch! I guess I can no longer flaunt that I was the 7th grade spelling bee champ of the midwest!
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Her daddy wwas an oompa loompa and mommy was a troll-that would explain snooki.
i must say though i wish you could be arrested for “annoying people” elsewhere too, but god this is almost too good to be true.
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@Obvious: i must say though i wish you could be arrested for “annoying people” elsewhere too, but god this is almost too good to be true.
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I wonder if this could be applied to corporate offices? Can I call the cops on the disgusting mouth-breather who sits a few rows down and give us a daily cacophony of horrifying bodily noises and talks with a mucous-filled voice that makes your lunch come up in your stomach?
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I have to wonder exactly HOW annoying one has to be in NJ to be arrested? That must have been quite the sight. Granted, this is a woman who has a nickname I wouldn’t give to an ankle biting poodle so I suspect annoying is her ‘thing’.
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her ass should never see the light of day. her face shouldn’t either.
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What the hell is wrong with this girl? How does she think she’s hot?! I don’t get that at all but I’ll give her credit for having seriously large b@lls.
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Please! People! Stop watching these no-talent train wrecks so they will go away forever!!!!!!
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I have been watching Jersey Shore too. Usually on mute and closed captioning is on. To me, it is an interesting sociological look at how our society has changed. One upon a time, people were shamed and shunned for behaving this way. There were also consequences to such actions and now, people, like Lindsay Lohan, so no shame or regret for what they do. Maybe, it makes us all feel a little better about ourselves. We can sit back and publicly view trainwrecks like Snooki and get a daily dose of stupidity. Do I always want to watch PBS? No. Do I freely admit to watching trash on tv? Yes.
At the end of day, I want to try and understand how we got this way. Why there seems to be so much anger. For example, I live in a small town. I cannot go for an evening stroll because groups of teens or young adults are often walking around in groups and are looking to start something. They have usually been drinking and in groups they have no fear. The sad part is, nobody seems to give a damn about them. These kids feel it is perfectly acceptable to curse at people who are just minding their own business.
Is Snooki and company just mirroring what is going on everywhere?
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HAHA!! That is great!
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He seems pretty aware of the cameras to me.
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I didn’t know we could sue her for that. I’m so going to!
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