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In another desperate attempt to win back some of the public good will he gained when baby Suri was born, then lost when his non-stop Scientology blabfest culminated with a video of him singing and dancing like a doofus on a cruise ship, Tom Cruise is dropping hints all over the place that he and his programmed automaton wife, Katie “Her Name is Kate, Bitches!” Holmes are working on a sequel. Apparently he’s been wanting to plant yet another Scientoloseed in his young bride’s womb for quite some time, but she hasn’t been ready until now. Must have been that new software upgrade.
Do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a joint production in the works?
We don’t mean the movie kind, either: We hear they want to have another a baby.
According to friends who schmoozed with the Cruises in New York earlier this week, Katie wants to have another baby soon, and she has been hinting as much to her husband.
“She said she’s got the itch,” said a friend close to the pair. “Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister.”
And what does Tom think? Read on for what our source told us…
Tom seems totally into the idea.
“He said if Katie wants to make another baby, she doesn’t have to ask twice,” said the pal of the power couple. “He always wanted more. It was Katie who has been holding off. Until now.”
Well, since Katie pretty much wrecked her movie career by dropping out of the Batman franchise in order to star in a crappy bank heist chick flick with Queen Latifah, what else does she have to do these days, besides shop and have her hard drive swapped out every few months? A note to Katie: you might want to work on getting two-year-old Suri off the bottle before putting another bun in your oven. Maybe Rachael Ray can stop by Casa Crazy after she’s done weaning Leah Remini’s monster toddler.
Thanks to WENN for these photos from the Costume Institute Gala on 5/5/08.
Written by MSat
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hmmm ready for baby after (alleged)scientology bootcamp huh? iinnnnteresting.
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To be honest “Kate” Holmes was the least successful part of the last Batman; Maggie Gyllenhaal will be fantastic in the role
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I agree… the only bad part of Batman Begins was her ruining the final scene between her and batman. it turned into a dawsons creek episode… UUGG!!! She’s fine most of the movie but then its like someone flipped a switch and she went into stupid cheesey mode… BLAH! Im SO excited for Maggie in the new movies.
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Ummm, blue shoes? This woman has no business having another baby. She can’t even match her shoes to her dress.
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If I have to chose between these two having one and Mariah and Nick . . .
I think my head is going to explode.
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I had sent my fiance to a holistic denist for some dental work. after several visits and crazy surgeries and huge bills, i did some internet digging and found out he was a scientologist. my fiance told him I had found this out and the dentist gave him a huge copy of dianetics and some other scientology reading material. he also told him that scientology is the oldest method for mind-body communication. i almost died laughing. quacks, all of them.
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Suri looks unnaturally young for a 2 year old. It COULD be the bottle always stuck to her face, giving the impression of a much younger child. All i know is my daughter at 2 was completely toilet trained, bopping around like a young “kid” not baby, and drinking from adult cups. WTF.
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“If I have to chose between these two having one and Mariah and Nick . . .
I think my head is going to explode.”
I agree with you a 100% Headache! Mariah and Nick, Katiebot and Tom, Paris and Benji, waaahhhh!
I pity any child that springs forth from the loins of Crazy Cruise. Or has been plucked out of an orphanage by him. I really don’t think all his wealth and celebrity counterbalance his Scientoloparenting in terms of having his kids grow up in a balanced, happy way. If Jenna Miscavige had to do all this Scientology hardcore kiddies bootcamp crap, I really don’t think Bella, Connor and Suri will be or are exempt from it. Though for the first two, they are lucky Nicole Kidman probably still has a little to say about that. Suri won’t have that luxury if Katiebot doesn’t rip out her circuits, ditch her creator and make a run for it with Suri. Well, one doesn’t choose one’s parents, right? Though a) I believe in the theory that Suri might really be Chris Klein’s daughter and b) if she really is a million, billion, trillion, gazillion years old as Tom claims and as much a “woman” as Katiebot does, then she probably did choose the Cruises and in that case, I’m all out of pity for her.
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Katie looks like a robot here.
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Ugh. I can’t get into this whole undead look Katie’s been sporting lately.
Must be malnourishment from her trying to copy Posh; her eyes look like those photos I’ve seen of the poor souls in the Nazi camps – starving, slowly dying.
And all this “run, Katie! Escape!” business is without cause. She’s right where she wants to be, and finally has the financing for what she sees herself as: the Anna Wintour of her generation. She’s all “fashion” and “Jackie O”.
Or, so she thinks, anyway. I happen to think she’s ridiculous.
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Flatbelly: I’m not so sure. I think she was just sucked into Tom’s world, I think he can be very persuasive. Now she’s just making what she thinks is the best of her situation.
You’re right about the malnourished look though, when I think about the whole “cupcakes and sugar everywhere, Kate loves sugar” shtick Tom did when Oprah was there, it makes me cackle.
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i’m not into the “robot theory”
katie was 26 when they met and 27 when she had her first child.
she was no young,naive starlet.
she had been living away from her parents since dawsons creek.
most 26 year olds have some life experience behind them and maturity to make important life decisions.
do i think she latched onto his star power to improve her career?
Hell yes
but i don’t see katie as programmed and powerless. i think she is as calculating and cheesy as tom and won’t stop until she feels she is as successful as nicole kidman.
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hey now! anna wintour has a pair of big heavy steel ones. whereas poor katie doesn’t have the gumption to take her daughter and escape the evil cult. anna would have stomped on l. ron’s minions with her stilettos until they renounced his fake religion and bowed down to her in all her glory! so don’t be comparing katie to anna! girl’s not fit to walk in her manolos!
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She does look stiff, and uh, those shoes do NOT go with that dress.
These two look so staged. I think they put on a mediocre performance.
OH, and Tom is a midget.
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Does she not own a mirror, or is it possible that her stylist hates her guts? I can’t decide which, because, once again, the 29-year-old, cute Katie has been replaced with some washed-up 45-year old hag. And don’t get me started on the baby thing. I’m not quite sure they’re doing all that great a job with the one they’ve got.
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Actually, I’m quite covetous of that necklace now I see it close up
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Kat(i)e is & always has been an awful actress. I’ve never understood how she managed to have a career in the film industry.
As for another baby… I wonder what BS name they’ll come up with next time. Oh & since Lisa Remini is a $cientologist too I bet her demon kid & Suri trade ideas & swap stories around their tiny water cooler, seeing as how they ARE short adults after all
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okay, i am about to make myself look like a real nut, but i like then together. when this all started i was like – oooh, i hope they get married! and yeah, he’s a bit odd with his religion, but any fanatic is – just think of those way right-winged Christians and the lengths some will go through to get you to come to their church! i love suri, she’s beautiful and i really hope they have another. i hope she’s preggers now because otherwise – WHAT IS WITH THAT DRESS?
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I agree with the whole robo-dead-eyes thing. Where did KatE’s soul go?
But I disagree with you about the shoes. I think that her dress up close was spectacular. It was entirely beaded, the colour just popped, and those shoes!!! The blue shoes and the orange/red dress was an inspired choice. I love them together.
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The theme of the CI Gala was superheroes, yeah? Blue and red are used together a lot in the superhero suits… I like the dress, I think it’s lovely, although I bet it weighed a TON.
If they’re going to have another baby, good for them. The child will lead a pretty blessed life, I think, between the unspeakable amounts of cash and parents who seem to really be devoted and involved. I would imagine it’s not going to be a typical childhood, but Conner and Isabella both seem pretty normal and they’ve been under the radar for most of their lives.
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Why so many sad people here? At least she seems happier than you guys, Defintely doesn’t go around bashing strangers. And Msat, why so nasty calling her Katie-bot? turning up the heat now that people are realising that so many lies have been told about these nice people. Too little too late.
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clearly a two year old on a bottle shows these aren’t the greatest parents. If Remini’s child is still on the bottle at 4 makes you question this ‘religion’ raising children crap.
Katie will never be as successful as Nicole Kidman who can actually act. She was a star of TV on a show for teenagers. She was horrible in Batman. I am glad she will not be in the next one.
sick of these two mental midgets. Tom being an actual midget as well
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This is just a feeling mind you but who else thinks Ms Holmes might not be the robot she appears but is secretly the boss of that relationship?
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TOTALLY STEPFORD – no soul – ‘just tell me what to do honey..’ ‘ i loveeee you’ from that interview. SO STAGED. there does need to be a LAW that some people SHOULD NOT BE BREEDERS. it is NOT a god given right to pop out spawn. just happens to be the ‘in’ thing now in hollyweird. tom, katIE and suri ALL make me want to puke- suri looks like someone stepped on her face and smashed it in- why would tinytom and katIE want to duplicate THAT?
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I do not think Katie is happy in her life right now for the sheer fact that her eyes don’t “glitter” anymore. If you look at pictures of her b4 Tom, she was always smiling, and her eyes appeared to shine. Now she always looks blank – not a look a happy person would have.
I personally think there is some brain washing going on.
I wonder what her parents and siblings think about her transformation. They must notice how unhappy she looks.
Also–CAN PEOPLE STOP CALLING SURI UGLY–SHE IS 2 YRS OLD–PICK ON HER PARENTS, NOT A BABY!!!!!!
Sorry for the caps, but that really pisses me off–not her fault her parents suck!
PS: I think Suri is adorable!!!
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RoboKatie, bad shoes, bad actress, geeze. What made you guys so perfect as to judge her? Yes, she has chosen a different path with Tommy boy and his fanaticism than most people whom we consider “normal” but its her choice to FU her life and not ours.
All I can say is I had so much hope for her before she got Zapped by this nutjob she always dreamed about marrying…… Sad.
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i love that dress – the color is amazing! but that haircut reminds me of moe from the 3 stooges.
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YES !! MOE !! LOVE IT !
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She cannot and will not ever be able to pull off couture.
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