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I swear to God, I did not plan on spending most of my morning writing about the plague of waxy puffiness that has invaded every aspect of my life. First it was whatever happened to Christina Aguilera, and before that it was Jada Pinkett Smith’s alien face. And now I’m looking at photos of Megan Fox, and I just can’t with this bitch. I know some people think that Megan’s face has “settled” since her most recent bout of plastic surgery, but I’m not seeing it. She looks like a plastic doll. Anyway, these are photos of Megan and her husband Brian Austin Green in Milan for the Armani show over the weekend. As you may remember, Megan is the official crotch of Armani. Here’s her new Armani ad:
Isn’t that incredibly trashy? It’s worse because you know the Armani people and whoever shot seem to think that this is what we should aspire to – really, really thin with a completely jacked face. It’s not sexy. And they really want it to be sexy. Sad.
Megan and BAG in Milan on Sept. 26, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Advertising, Megan Fox
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why do these people get plastic surgery so young?!?! it looks ridiculous.
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She used to be naturally gorgeous.. WHY???!!
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It does indeed … this girl SO f**king annoys me with all these phoney “look at me I’m so gorgeous” looks, while if you Google old pix of her, she doesn’t even look like the same person. She was naturally very cute, but the botox, lip-fillers, cheek implants and boob job ruined it, blechh. Seems already she can’t even move her face or smile properly … and she’s still basically a kid !!
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she looks like a weird duck in the ad…her lips are just ugly..
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She looks 30 years old and not 23.
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gah, i think i sort of like megan. i suspect that if her face wasn’t jacked over the top of her head, i’d love her. she’s like a cheap plastic olivia wilde. and she’s kissed dom ‘i’m so sexy yes i am yes i am lalalala not listening to you’ monaghan.
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She does look a lot like Lindsay Lohan for a couple seconds in that clip.
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I did not think that the ad was bad. It was kind of sexy because she was getting dressed. I thought Megan looked fine in the ad because it did not look like she had on a boatload of make-up. Her face is not so bad when she keeps the make-up down to a minimum.
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She looks like a blow-up sex doll especially in that first pic.
But it’s not just the over-red glory hole that invites comparison. Her skin looks stretched and shiny…like vinyl. Yuck.
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she looks so plastic and covered under tons of make up…I’m so tired of her…
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All I see when I look at her sitting there in the front row, is how she doesn’t measure up.
I look at her, feigning interest, pretending that she has any style at all in her body and then I look at her jacked up face and I’m thinking, poor litte thing must really be missing her trailer days right about now.
At least she was free to share her stupidity with the world back then, and it didn’t generate days of media hoopla.
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She isn’t doing anything in that add that some other white trash woman couldn’t do.
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Love her outfit, but how sad for the generations that have these waxy, botoxed faces as the ideal of what is beautiful today. I am very sad that young men and women have these warped images of “perfection”
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That was kind of a cute ad. Made me laugh. And Megan looks way better in moving pictures than she does in still ones. Her face is jacked for sure though, and I hope she cuts it out. She was prettier before this last round of surgery and if she keeps it up she’ll lose her looks entirely.
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Her thumb in that last photo! Ewwwww
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I’m not a fan of hers she’s irritating, but her body is beautiful. She’s thin but defined and beautifully shaped. I’m naturally very thin and toned and it astounds me how many women (usually chubbier ones)think it’s acceptable to make assumptions about my diet, health or lifestyle. It’s rude. Womens bodies accross the spectrum can be beautiful.
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I feel sad for her..she had such a beautiful face
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I think that was alot cuter than the Dior mess they did with Jude Law. Love those jeans but hell I can’t spend that much on jeans.
I think Megan looks perfectly fine and I am struggling to see this plastic surgery you guys see with EVERY single person on the site. Hello they are STARS they are gonna BE HOTTER THAN YOU, like duh. You start eating right, exercising, and using better skincare products you will look fabulous to. I heavily investment good skincare products and makeup and my skin is effing fab.
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what a lindsay vibe when she’s walking toward the room service waiter…
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When a celebrity’s facial features have CLEARLY changed in a very short of time, the rags are going to comment. Its very noticeable and I don’t think the comment have anything to do with being jealous. I think she’s beautiful, but yeah CB or Kaiser are going to point it out.
If I had the money I’d prob tweak my face too, but not the point where my face doesn’t move. She doesn’t even need botox or whatever she’s doing.
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I think she looks amazing and I dont see much if any plastic surgery there either. She’s gorgeous and so is her figure. I love the dark hair blue eyes combination……so beautiful.
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the waxen mask face thing is horrible… homogenized women. it’s sad.
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Yeah I seen and before & after pic of her & she definitely ruined her beautiful face..
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What is with Hollywood and the fake hair trend? I can ALWAYS see it, and it ruins your natural hair. Why…?
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They show old episodes of “Hope and Faith” where I live and that Megan Fox looks nothing like this Megan Fox.
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Is it just me or has BAG gotten kinda sexy now that he’s matured from his 90210 days?
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The guy in the video does a good job – doesn’t overact and uses subtleness with his eyes and facial expressions.
But, he was supposed to be Italian?? I thought he looked Irish.
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doesn’t anyone find it horrifying that some hotel jerkoff is spying on her? that’s pretty sick
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It’s not jealousy at all. Megan Fox was beautiful before all the plastic surgery. She should’ve stopped when she was in the first Transformers. Then she kept on blowing up her lips and filling in her cheeks. These people take it too far. I watch tv now and every single person has way too much botox. It’s quite disturbing to see.
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“Hello they are STARS they are gonna BE HOTTER THAN YOU, like duh.”
No not LIKE DUH, I find myself more attractive than many. That attitude is extremely self-defeating, and one you have expressed over and over – the idea that celebrities are more special and attractive than regular folk. You do this in your constant adoration and your views toward their appearances. Get some self-esteem.
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You know what I think is sexy? Actually having a belly button. Jesus!
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LOL @Wondefful I said HOTTER THAN YOU, not hotter than me. Please, my self-esteem is a little to high if you ask me. I think everyone else could use a self-esteem check if the only way you feel hawt is to say over and over this person had work done they aren’t as beautiful as I see they are, I can hate on them and feel superior because I didn’t alter my looks but if I did I would look hawt too, which not everyone who gets work done looks good after, hell if Megan did have work done you wish you could look that damn good.
That general attitude seeping into American women is sad. Making fun of Demi Moore because she is older and still beautiful. Oh she had to have had work done, she must have, oh Ashton would never love the real Demi Moore. Ugh Why not just applaud the woman for banging a younger man and finding happiness after her divorce. Jeez, get over the plastic surgery thing.
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Ad’s effective….IF you find her hot to begin with. If not…shoulda taken the money, tard.
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ridicule to me but thats what a certain italian clientele likes to look; very thin with a wax like face and artificial hair. so not sexy!
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her bellybutton is gross
@Ambergesa~~ you do realize chubby is derogatory and hurtful?
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i love that her toe-thumbs were artfully hidden.
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Sigh, she used to be so beautiful…
And Love Angelina, ofcourse we’re commenting on her looks, it’s not like she has anything else to offer…
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She is not perfect yet,she has bad skin,short legs and big ears.
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Is that her double next to B.A.G.? Seriously it’s like double vision. lol
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“Isn’t that incredibly trashy? It’s worse because you know the Armani people and whoever shot seem to think that this is what we should aspire to – really, really thin with a completely jacked face. It’s not sexy. And they really want it to be sexy. Sad.”
Please do not start another thread where everyone starts bashing thin people by saying how unattractive they are because that is not true. I agree the advert is quite chessy but her body looks great.
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I’ve never found her to be beautiful. I’m a big admirer of natural beauty that a person is BORN with, not that they paid for. Natural beauty is close to non-existent in Hollywood today and everything is pretty much attainable if you have the money for it. Anyway, I’m not trying to hate on her or anything, just saying she’s not beautiful (to me).
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That Armani choose this overrated, no talent trailer park ho as their “face” shows how far the fashion industry has sunk. Were there no naturally beautiful Italian models and actresses available that this bozo got the gig. Actually, I read on Huffpost that Megafarse’s people spent a year courting Armani to get this gig. Probably job security, because her magnificent acting skills won’t long bring home the bacon. To anyone that believes she’s gorgeous, go on youtube and look at the Vogue photos from the 40s – 60s, or the 90s supermodels – those women where beautiful and compared to which Megafarse is an 8 year old in bad dress-up. And I agree with your assessment, Jean; what does that say about today’s fashion world?
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Are we really going to pretend that this woman isn’t sexy and still pretty, even with the bad plastic surgery? She’s still pretty and sexy, and it’s just sad that she did this to herself when she didn’t need to. But I think acting like she’s not pretty is ridiculous.
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@ Love Angelina. I agree she is hotter and prettier than, say, 70% of the world population. Somehow, though, I think she could have been hotter than 90% if she did not ruin her body and face. AND she needs 10 more kilos on her bones. You can even see her neck veins.
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whattttt? she’s gorgeous. everyone and their negativity just sound so jealous! she does look like she has had a bit too much work done, but i believe all women should know how much makeup can do for a person, especially when you have a team of ppl doing it for hours on end before you go out. when you see her without makeup, she looks much better and natural, so im guessing they just pile the shit on her. but really, everyone sounds so jealous and judgmental. she looks beautiful in the ad, though a bit trashy definitely..i think the tattoos do that…but how is she not a pretty girl? i dont understand so many opinionated ppl sometimes.
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oh give me a break people…I’d give up both of my pinky toes to look like this girl. She’s gorgeous!
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@Jover
Let me try to answer your rhetorical question: I think the main problem is on another level entirely.
While clothes and fashion in general have an undeniable grasp on society and shape society’s norms and ideals, in terms of beauty and esthetics, fashion is also, at the same time, at the mercy of society.
At the best of times, fashion is this wonderful form of escapism and self-expression, at its worst, it’s a mirror of society.
I think the latter explains Megan Fox for Armani. Although it is Armani Jeans, and aims at a younger target demographic, it still is somewhat disturbing to see someone like her in this ad campaign. Models and their (oftentimes) unconventional beauty and diversity, have been pushed off the cover of magazines’ to make room for the generic starlet of the day. Why?
Mass appeal. Many people prefer the obvious, “in-your-face” kind of beauty, however it might’ve come about and been achieved. Looking “deeper”, which would also require a certain level of self-reflection, is too demanding for most people nowadays. That being said, I have my doubts that Megan Fox will “move up in the ranks” and take over any other (major) fashion campaigns, as wealthy and accomplished women, who tend to spend quite a lot on upscale designer fashion, would probably be offended at this woman’s vulgarity.
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I’m with @Love Angelina and co. The girl is GORGEOUS! she has a great great body, and YES she’s thin… but why cant she be thin and healthy? I’m so damn thin and I like it, whenever people tell me that i need ‘more meat on my bones’ i go crazy, i mean.. it doesnt mean that i dont eat, because i do… A LOT, but i work out, and keep a healthy diet, and im sure she does too.
Ok, she had plastic surgery… but she still looks great, with or without makeup. I’m not a fan of hers but let’s face reality, all of you who say she doesnt look ‘that good’ or that u would also look great if u had her money, are DYING to look like her. I’m happy with my looks but yeah, as @Love Ang. said: “Hello they are STARS they are gonna BE HOTTER THAN YOU” so I say: you go girl! keep doing what u r doing.
About the add… I liked it, but I agree with you saying that it looks kind of trashy.
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Well, it’s certainly more tasteful than what she usually wears. So I’m a plus on this, but how weird is her stunt double/look-alike sitting next to her hubby in that pic? Looks like her younger twin!
It’s not the most beautiful ensemble, but she doesn’t, to borrow an Amy Pohler line, look like a cheap hooker at a gang bang. I think if we’re setting the bar that low, she’s bound to hop over it once in a while.
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Bad skin. I can appreciate the natural prettiness she may have had awhile ago. But I’d much rather look the way I do than look like this girl now
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Does her face look puffy because of the fillers? Or is it a combination of different procedures? Either way, it’s a shame she felt the need to mess with her face to that extent.
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she is really ordinary.
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Wow.. how is it her face looks more and more jacked every time I see new pics of her? And she used to be so (naturally) gorgeous.
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Cute, cute, cute. I loved the commercial and I like this girl! She’s refreshing with her outspoken ways and don’t give a shit attitude. Anyone who doesn’t think she’s beautiful is jealous. I hope she goes far in her career. I guess the only thing I really don’t care for are the tattoos but that’s some kind of generational thing that young kids are doing these days. Don’t understand it and will leave my judgment at the door.
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She has got to get those chompers fixed she can’t close her mouth! She must drool while she sleeps something awful.
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As long as I don’t focus on her thumbs, she’s great. But it just goes to show you no one and I mean no one is perfect.
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You know what?
I’m taking a new stance on Megan Fox…
She’s trying to look her absolute best (ie: working out [which she obviously does with that body!!], using a good ole fashioned push up bra, doing her hair and loading on the makeup).
Don’t most of us use those things to improve how we look?
In her pursuit of happyness she got some plastic surgery…So what? She’s happy and I enjoy looking at her…It’s a win-win.
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I just love how some people on here think that their OPINION is more important than anyone else’s or actual fact.
For those stuck in dreamland, it is NOT possible for one person to be found attractive by every single (billions) person on this planet. Everyone has different tastes, styles (depending where you live), how you were raised and just individual taste.
To sit here and say people are crazy for not finding someone they find or don’t find attractive is just plain stupid. It’s called an OPINION for a reason.
If you go to some parts in Africa the people won’t find her attractive because like larger women with big hips. To them that’s a sign of good child bearing. I can go on and on but hopefully you get the point with that one example.
At the end of the day just state your opinion as just that….YOUR opinion. Your opinion is not fact or law, just how you see something from your point of view.
So please give it a rest on trying to force others to see it your way. In the real world it just doesn’t work that way. Let everyone have their own opinion because if it really bothers you so much that other people have different views then your own, maybe you have self issues to deal with.
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Hmm, I saw a clip of her on Hope and Faith…and wow! She doesn’t look the same. But hey, it’s her life and her money. Everyone deserves to be happy, I guess even if they have to buy it :/
As for the Celebs being “way hotter” or whatever, haha you have to see the girls in Austin, Tx. I’m so jealous when I visit there. Seriously, naturally beautiful people there.
Well, stay strong ladies. We’re all beautiful
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For those of you who agree with this statement:
“Anyone who doesn’t think she’s beautiful is jealous.” (#54)
Why? Why would they be jealous? Is it because YOU are jealous when YOU find someone else attractive? Are you projecting again?
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Jean, thank you for your response, much appreciated. Not to continue this posting too long, but first: not to disparage others, but how can anyone see “gorgeous” in her as we would both agree, she is tacky, cheap, lacking in any allure or mystery, and mostly looks out at the world with vacant, screw-me eyes. Is this really the ideal of female beauty for advertisers and fashion houses like Armani? Fortunately, the public has largely rejected her so we may be spared seeing her.
Finally, emma, no one is jealous of her; you confuse outspokeness with rank stupidity – she is as corporate, packaged and commercial as any.
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Pirouette, I don’t think you really understand the concept of projection because you are applying it incorrectly here. Try to understand a concept before you start throwing it around. In any case, while I wouldn’t go so far as to say that people who don’t think she is beautiful are jealous, I do think that the people who are calling her ugly – which is absurd – should think about why they need to attack attractive women, even if those women don’t represent their individual taste. For example, I think she has had too much surgery and it makes her look odd, but I still think she’s attractive, and I can still understand why people think she’s pretty and sexy. Nobody is asking the women who are calling her “jacked” and ugly to model for important Italian designers. I think those women are angry – and envious – of Megan Fox because like it or not, she has become an INTERNATIONAL sex and beauty symbol. I think it’s fine to attack our culture for pressuring women to get so much surgery and to be unnaturally thin. However, I think these nasty and unnecessary personal attacks on individual women do stem from envy and sexism.
I think the commercial is saucy and cute although I don’t really like the ending in which they equate sexuality and money.
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Megan, wax face, blah, blah, blah. Who’s the cutie in the video? He has freckles and dimples! Fake Italian accent is atrocious but Le sigh.
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Exactly, those of us who favour natural beauty (and tasteful plastic surgery, if it must be done) will never be jealous of Megan Fox.. mainly because we can see girls more gorgeous than her every day
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She’s anything but cute. I see mountains of make up its in black in white to hide her orange tanned skin and acne all over h body let alone moles. She’s been air brushed to hell and HER TOE THUMBS are the closing act. NASTY GIRL.
I think the girl is beyond overrated not to mention demented. What kind of a step mother prances around in her step sons cloths with her whole mid section sticking out and her jeans past her butt crack? She’s definately got a sick vibe to her.
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i really like her outfit here
f-ck it i like her she seems like a completely different person in stilted pictures than in interviews
i think too many people hate on her
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To me it wasn’t sexual it just looks like girl putting on comfortable jeans and top and nothing more, It was nothing special I’m kind of disappointed I would aspect more from Armani. They could have gotten anyone with a fit body to do this commercial she dose’s really bring anything to the table and for some reason when I watching it she reminded me of Lindsay Lohan which is just scary. As long as she stays away from acting which she is really REALLY bad at I guess good for her commercial and ad’s were she not taking much or not talking at all is where she should be plastic face and all.
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I’m not a big fan of Megan or her acting skills but I don’t think it’s trashy. She isn’t abnormally skinny but yes, I’m jealous.
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Hello hot body. I’d kill for that thanks. Skinny? Naw. Whether or not she paid for it, she’s on fire.
Not the face though. Cut it out Meg. Plastic blowup doll is not cute.
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to me she is not sexy at all. i mean, look at her..her body is like a skeleton..and her face is pure plastic; ugly lips. cute idea for the ad, though..
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How old is she? She doesn’t looks like 30 years old. She looks younger.
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