Brett Favre’s lame voicemails and alleged dick pics revealed (SFW)

NEW ORLEANS - SEPTEMBER 09: Quarterback Brett Favre  of the Minnesota Vikings looks on during warms up against the New Orleans Saints at Louisiana Superdome on September 9, 2010 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
Deadspin has a video that features voicemail and online messages allegedly from married former NY Jets quarterback Brett Favre, 40, to a now 26 year-old female then-employee of his team, Jenn Sterger, that were sent in 2008. According to the story on Deadspin, Sterger received myspace and voicemail messages from someone sounding exactly like Favre that she assumed was him. When she told him online that she didn’t want to get involved with anyone on the team, he left her another message and then sent her cellphone photos (allegedly) of his penis. Classy. He’s not even well endowed. I’ve had guys send me webcam dick pics back when I was single and I can say with all confidence that I avoided them like the plague after that. Why do men think this works? Does it ever?

The Brett Favre Jenn Sterge scandal that erupted in August is back again with new allegations, new pictures, and now a voice mail on Deadspin. Brett Favre last summer was silent on the Jenn Sterger allegations that involved those notable Crocs shoes; it was all the result of an interview between Sterger and the website’s reporter. During that interview, the conversation took an unlikely turn. After it, Favre had no comment. In fact, at the time, Favre wasn’t commenting much about anything, having not decided if he was done with the NFL or set to return to the Vikings.

But this time critics are walking all over the “leaked” tapes as possibly fake.

In August, Jenn Sterger sat down with a Deadspin reporter. “We later had a phone conversation about who some of the more well-known -shot senders were. One person, she claimed, who was very into cell phone-[actions] was none other than Brett Favre.”A.J. Daulerio, who was interviewing the Maxim and Playboy model, was surprised by the revelation.

Over the summer, Jenn Sterger claimed the photos were during the time Brett was with the Jets and she was a sideline reporter. Sterger says she also got weird voice mails, one of which she played only for the Deadspin reporter.

Today that changed when audio tapes of those alleged conversations hit Deadspin with “revealing” pictures of a person the website questions is Favre.

During the audio, you hear clearly an older man, who sounds pretty worn out, trying to win the affections of a reporter through the wonders of text messaging. He keeps on telling the woman to text him and join him in his hotel. But is it Favre? He talks with an accent, he is determined. Online reaction is definitely split.

In the first message, the male says “Jen – just got done with practice, got meetings here, in a couple more hours I’m going back to the hotel to just chill, so send me a text, um, cause … Ill be in the hotel for a couple of hours … come over tonight … but uh, … but …if you, might give you my number, or … gimme a text, love to see you tonight, take to you later by.”

A.J. Daulerio had heard the alleged recordings over the summer. His reaction at the time was “But gray-haired Favre?” In the second message, the male calls back and asks Jenn to his hotel room again. “Okay, we’ll im still at practice… if you can make it, great, later.”

Favre again has no comment today.

[From LaLate.com]

Kaiser and I conferred on this, and we agree that Favre has a small dick. (His alleged organ is at 2:08 in the video on this page.) She writes that it’s “on the small side” while I just think that God (and/or steroids) dealt him a bad hand yet he’s still trying to bluff like he’s got a full house when all he has is a pair of threes. The voicemails weren’t all that threatening, they were just lame and desperate. The sad thing is that this woman had to leave her job over this. She got paid, though. The editor of Deadspin tells BusinessInsider that they paid “More than we ever have” for the photos of Favre’s (alleged) penis along with the voicemails. So is it him on tape? If you watch an interview with the guy from around that time it sure sounds like him.

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NEW ORLEANS - SEPTEMBER 09: Quarterback Brett Favre  of the Minnesota Vikings at Louisiana Superdome on September 9, 2010 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

NEW ORLEANS - SEPTEMBER 09: Quarterback Brett Favre  of the Minnesota Vikings sits on the bench dejected late in the fourth quarter against the New Orleans Saints at Louisiana Superdome on September 9, 2010 in New Orleans, Louisiana. The Saints won 14-9. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

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  1. Sarah says:

    Former Jet QB, he’s been a viking for 2 years. Don’t pick on Brett, he’s the only reason I watch football. He’s an incredible QB and seems like a genuine guy in all his interviews. I don’t buy into this BS one bit.

  2. Someone for Mississippi says:

    Ok, so I am from a small town in MS not far from Hattiesburg…and everyone down here knows what a player and a douche Brett Favre is. When he is home, he is at all the clubs partying and more with college chicks. This is a well-known fact all over South Mississippi. So I totally believe this story. The only thing that shocks me is that this is the first time something like this has been publicized.

  3. Rita says:

    Dick pics must be the 2010 version of wolf whistles…how wonderfully our society is evolving. Been whistled at but that didn’t do them any good either. Unless the peen is saluting, I’m not interested.

  4. Donna Wingfield says:

    I think the former Playboy/Maxim model is in it for money and/or recognition.

  5. Oi says:

    I hate deadspin, but I hate Favre more.
    at least this is worth reporting.

  6. Samigirl says:

    One link I looked at, shows that he wears the same watch with a black strap, that is on the penis pics. That being said, I agree with you. If a guy sent me a pic of his penis…no matter what size…I wouldn’t all of a sudden go “OH HEY! NOW I WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU!”
    When has that ever worked?

  7. Jazz says:

    “But what about Brett Fav-ra”…

  8. Isabel says:

    This has been an awesome 2 weeks for Deadspin. The Duke list last week…Favre this week.

    My question is…WHY, WHY WHY WHY, if you are packing a severe lack of heat like he is, would you take pictures of it and send it as a means of seduction? Seriously, man. Flacid, too. Yick.

  9. guesty says:

    how pathetically arrogant…but LOL! what a freak & that is not a compliment.

  10. Kate says:

    I wasn’t really buying it when this first came out, but as history has shown, where there is smoke there is fire. I’m not disappointed. Favre is a crazed egomaniac propped up by overweight, white, middle-aged balding male sports peresonalities and writers who all have inexplicable man-love for him. I wish he would just retire. Finally. For real.

  11. Kitten says:

    Maybe he sent her the pic in an attempt to score a pity lay? Like “Look what I’m working with, don’t you feel bad for me?”
    I dunno, ladies…I’m grasping at straws here.

  12. jetsfan says:

    This story is a complete fabrication by yet another famewhore trying to get famous. I don’t beleive it for a moment.

    Listen to the tapes, while there are places it does sound like Favre, it really sounds like a cheap hired impressionist. My brother can do a Favre impression dead on and it sounds more real than this.

    These trashy women will do anything to get their T& A on the news to try and make some sort of career out of it.

    I have all the respect in the world for Brett Favre and don’t believe this stupid story. Its totally transparent.

  13. Delta Juliet says:

    I’m not going to comment on Favre because I’ve got nothing nice to say but…..seriously, what IS with the dick pics? Has it ever worked? If some guy was chasing after me and he started sending me pics of his package, it would be a deal breaker. Other than “in the heat of the moment”, it’s not an attractive body part boys. Really.

  14. kelbear says:

    If this is true, and those pics really are him. My husband is going to be the most disappointed person ever! He grew up as a die hard packers fan and naturally became a huge fan of Favre’s. I’m just going to assume it’s not him and she wanted to stir things up.

  15. whitedaisy says:

    It is true. He tried to pick up the best friend of my daughter in a bar in Green Bay almost 10 years ago.

  16. Mandy says:

    Why can’t both things be true–that Favre’s a perv AND this girl is a fame-whore?

  17. Delta Juliet says:

    @ Mandy

    I agree with you and I think that’s the case.

  18. michael says:

    love me some dick pics. wouldn’t mind him sending me all the dick pics he wants! celebitchy could you give him my cellphone number??

  19. Taurus says:

    Why is it that everytime one of these celeb/athlete men gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar, its always the females fault? Oh she’s a famewhore!
    How about these friggin men are slimebags! And I totally believe this story. These women would get not shine if these men weren’t tryin to wax their as@ in some hotel room.

  20. TaylorB says:

    I am terribly conflicted over this story. He is now the QB for the Vikings, the team I dearly love (even though they suck) so I feel I should support him, but he was the QB for the Green Bay Packers for well over a decade and I, along with most Vikings fans, have been conditioned to hate him and all ‘cheese heads’ aka Packer fans and players, for 2+ hours on Sundays and periodically Monday or Thursday nights during football season. I feel I must cheer him on, but only because I have to for my Vikes… but I will do so reluctantly for that cheesehead, carpetbagger. 😉

  21. Melissa says:

    I’m confused. In the Deadspin video, there are three pics at the end, and I can’t figure out what is going on in the second one. Can someone help me? I mean, I see the penis, but what else is showing? It looks like a butt!

  22. lucy2 says:

    @Taurus – because as Mandy said, it’s possible that BOTH are true – the guys are dogs, but when the women sell their story to the tabloids and then do TV interviews and magazine shoots…yeah, famewhore. It’s both of their faults.

  23. Praise St. Angie! says:

    hey, I’m all for peen pics, as long as they’re requested.

    unsolicited peen pics from someone you’re not intimate with (and don’t WANT to be intimate with) are gross.

    I don’t have any real love or hate for Farve…I respected his level of play, and cheered for him when he played for one of my teams (the Jets)…but I would TOTALLY believe this story.

    so many professional athletes go this route. and not that I’m condoning that behavior, but I can understand that a very famous, very wealthy, attractive (to some folks) man would take an opportunity to have sex with a hot woman outside of his marriage.

    again, NOT CONDONING, just saying I recognize that type of mentality exists in a LOT of celebrities, whether athletes or movie stars (or politicians…)

  24. Dawn says:

    Does it bother anyone else that she said the reason she declined was because she didn’t wanna mess with anyone on the team, not because he was married. She is tramp. I hope she loses her job for this bullshit. IF Favre is even involved, I just don’t see him being that stupid, she is obviously a money whore. His been in the game long enough to steer clear of bullshit hoes like that..or so I hope

  25. Dawn says:

    @Taylor B..i totally forgot what the hell the topic was..I was laughing to hard..way to take the seriousness out of it.

  26. Dawn says:

    @Juliet..I think the point of the dick pic is to show you what you’re missing out on lol. The flip side of that is that if you really aren’t missing anything then they probably shouldn’t have sent the pic

  27. hairball says:

    🙁 I’m not from Wisconsin but went to the University of Wisconsin and you just become a fan of Brett Favre, it’s basically mandatory.

    Yes, I do think it is his voice. How sad and pathetic. He sounds like a desperate and tired loser. My opinion of him has plummeted through the floor.

  28. Allegedly says:

    ALLEGEDLY is the key word here.

    Sport Center or any of the big sports TV shows haven’t even mentioned it. The only place its gaining ground is blogs. That says alot to me. If it were true it would be all over the airways, especially with so many sportscasters gunning for him. But nothing.

    As for her, I hope she is enjoying her 15 minutes of fame, bc that is all its going to last. Must be great to be known as the girl with an NFL star’s fake cockshots. Shoot for the stars girlfriend.

  29. Katija says:

    *facepalm*

    Dude, he so effed with my beloved Jets. He should have just stayed a Packer til he retired. What a douche.

  30. Praise St. Angie! says:

    to Allegedly…

    while it’s not Sports Center, there is one sports writer who has written about it. (and he does note how strange the media’s silence is.)

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/brett-favre-jenn-sterger-allegations-should-be-resolved-by-nfl-commissioner-roger-goodell-100810

    and this is what I find telling…

    “Given an opportunity on Thursday to deny the authenticity of the e-mails, voicemails and pictures at a Vikings news conference, Favre sidestepped the issue by saying he was focused on Minnesota’s “Monday Night Football” showdown with the Jets.”

    if it weren’t him in the pics or on the VMs, wouldn’t a simple denial on his part do the trick? all he had to say is “the accusations are false. next question” because, if they ARE in fact false, he’ll be vindicated.

    however, if they’re true, it wouldn’t be prudent to deny them and then be proven a liar down the road, so he goes with “I won’t discuss that” type of response.

  31. 6 says:

    Oh, the drama!

  32. Lantana says:

    This isn’t directly about Farve but it is about dick pics. My sister borrowed my mom’s cel, and she took a picture of a table she was going to buy. When she looked at the pictures, there was a photo of my 72 yo mother’s neighbor, who is also about 72. He was stark naked taking a picture of himself in a full length mirror. At least they’re both single.

  33. Kitten says:

    @TaylorB-You and your Vikings got our Moss *sniff* 🙁
    Promise me you’ll take good care of him!

    I know how you feel rooting for the “enemy” as the Celtics recently got Shaq. Ah, at least it’s not Kobe 🙂

  34. TaylorB says:

    Hey Kitten,

    Hey now! That obnoxious jaskA$$ (and trust me I met him three times, and he is a first class jerk) was ours first!

    His personality makes me want to punch him in the noggin and staple his mouth shut, but he can leap like a kangaroo, run like a race car and actually NOT DROP the ball (which will be a refreshing change for the Vikings.)

  35. TaylorB says:

    Kitten wrote: “I know how you feel rooting for the “enemy” as the Celtics recently got Shaq.”

    Aren’t the Celtics sort of like the officail basketball Limbo, the place where players careers go to die? Or did they get better?

  36. Someone Else says:

    I live in Wisconsin. He’s a god to some (although not so much anymore). He lied to the people here when he spouted off how he’d retire from the team. Then he did, changed his mind, didn’t get his way, left. Went to another team. Lied to them. Same crap as before. Is pulling the same sh*t with the Vikings now. He’s a spoiled (albeit talented) a$$.

    If he shows no loyalty to his word, why should he to his wife?

    I agree with those who are voting Favre=Jerk, Sterger=Famewhore.

  37. Johanna says:

    This is such a Bull—t story! My best friend’s uncle’s sister’s baby daddy’s cousin saw him at X Bar & tried to pick up a hot chick. See how that works?

    He left the Jets over two seasons ago. Why has it taken so long for this to come out? I’m not saying time eliminates the truth but shouldn’t it be enough to at least give him the benefit of the doubt.

  38. sashavice says:

    I texted my bf the story and he mentioned that Jenn S. looks like a young Deanna Favre.

  39. Mingo says:

    He’s too old for her.

  40. Isa says:

    Maybe he’s a grower and not show-er.
    Also, I don’t understand why all these athletes seem to go for such ugly chicks? She’s got a nice body but her face is meehhhhh.

  41. truthzbetta says:

    @ Mandy

    LOL. Yeah, that theory’s gotta be the one. Two ho’s. Most of her career is what he did for free (in hopes of cheating on his wife, allegedly).

    And now nude girl is using nude married boy’s charming pick up sexts for a lot of publicity.

    If only they’d both lose their jobs and put their parts away.

  42. Jasmine says:

    Maybe dumb q but I’m confused how he got her phone number – from someone else who worked for the Jets because she worked on the sidelines?

  43. Crash2GO2 says:

    Men don’t understand that we aren’t like them. THEY would be quite happy to receive pics of the goods from us, because they are very visual. Women OTOH need a little wooing before being confronted with ‘the peen’. Being slapped cold in the eyes with it is about as exciting for us as being slapped with a cold fish in the lady parts. Duh.

    Unless, of course, we solicit the pics, as Praise wisely pointed out. Then they are quite lovely. 😉

  44. ahoymatey says:

    Yes! I’m so glad you covered this. As a Green Bay native (down the street from Lambeau), I personally always found Favre a little creepy & never understood why people were sooooo in love with him. Great player, yes, great person, ehhhhh. When he basically spit in our face to go play for the Vikings, that was about it for me. Is it bad that I so hope this is true?

  45. Stubbylove says:

    My experience is that guys who play football typically have the smallest units. Go for the soccer, rugby, basketball, and geeky guys.

  46. Pale Horse says:

    OH no let him and his family get treated the same as Tiger woods and his family no basis here. No keep him in the news, naaaaaaa i am mercyful person his personal life means nothing to me. Keep it out of the news now you people must have seen how tiger woods family felt. I will pray for him and his family.

  47. MissyA says:

    HA!

    You mean BRETT FAVRE is a selfish, disloyal liar?!

    Color me f*cking shocked!

    I’m actually at home right now (Wisconsin!) and this is just making my trip. Maybe instead of being concerned about padding his stats, he ought to start padding his panties.

    (ps – @Taylorb – I didn’t know you were a Vike’s fan. I don’t know if we can be friends anymore. . . @hairball – On Wisconsin!)

  48. Aaron Polchowski says:

    I think we all can make mistakes. Let those without sin cast the first stone. Of course after you walked a mile in his shoes. GO PACK! Wisconsin misses ya buddy but God Bless you and whatever your family does or whatever obstacles you run into.

  49. Burnsey says:

    It’s the holier than thou guys who always end up the real dick heads.