Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Jul 14
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“Jessica Simpson breasts are clearly desperate for attention” links

- More photos of Jessica Simpson from this weekend – this time on a yacht with family members and her dog Daisy, serving up her breasts on display for the paps [Lainey Gossip]
- Brooke Hogan is one sexy dude [Dlisted]
- Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Sister’ Snubs ‘Dad’ [Fafarazzi]
- Fonzworth Bentley is teaching cats from the street how to be more light on their toes - so to speak [Bossip]
- Journey to the Center of the Earth is worth the ride [Pajiba]
- P. Diddy Urges Calm and Prayer as ‘Bitchass’ Levels Reach Record High [Defamer]
- Amy Winehouse’s Dad Thinks She Could Die “Slow And Painful Death” [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Justin Spends the Weekend With His Lady and His Links [PopSugar]
- More nightmarish pictures of Brooke Hogan in next to nothing [Celebslam]
- Mark Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack Morris) isn’t so cute anymore - now he’s a greasy-haired whiteboy playa [Websters is my Bitch]
- Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela - Miss Universe 2008 [The Bastardly]
- More photos of Jessica Simpson hanging out [The Blemish]
- Newlyweds Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes-Hawke were spotted walking their dog in Chelsea, NYC yesterday. Ethan and Ryan are expecting their first child together this summer [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Ashley Dupre’s Got a Sex Tape (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Sienna Miller Topless Adulterating [Yeeeah!]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are the cutest couple to hit Hollywood in a long time, and LiLo looks genuinely healthier and happier [CityRag]
- Playboy’s Girls of Olive Garden Winners Revealed! [Evil Beet]
- Mark Ronson says Joss Stone wanted him, in bed [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Tree Planting Naomi Campbell Says She’s Not a Bad Person [Hollywood Rag]
- Jack Black doing School of Rock 2 [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Trent Reznor, bless his little black cotton socks, is giving away free shit again [Agent Bedhead]
- Peter Cook Is So Full Of Crap [Crazy Days and Nights]
- There are new stills out from “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”, starring Kirsten Dunst, Megan Fox and Simon Pegg, and I think someone from casting needs to go back to casting school. It’s not fair to put Dunst next to Megan Fox? [WWTDD]
- Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted leaving her boyfriend’s house in Hollywood yesterday [The Skinny]
- Izabel Goulart in Arena Magazine [Derek Hail]
- Proof That CNN Is For Un-American, Elitist Swine [Best Week Ever]
- Khloe Kardashian will report to jail Friday to serve her 30-day sentence for DUI [Mollygood]
- Does Maggie Gyllenhaal Know It’s Nap Time? [Jezebel]
- Heidi Fleiss, the would-be madam of crystal [Popbytes]
- Sign the Petition to Resurrect Rock N Jock! [ShowHype]

Written by JayBird

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8 Responses to ““Jessica Simpson breasts are clearly desperate for attention” links”

  1. Is she fighting with Ken Paves, because her hair looks awful. She has to draw attention downwards so people don’t notice that it’s all shaggy and in need of a dye job.

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  2. As a large breasted woman, I’ve always wondered why I’m instantly considered inappropriate if I dress in a weather appropriate tank top that shows exactly the same amount as a small chested woman. I love Lainey, but how is having boobs “porny”?

    HOWEVER….

    Brooke, Brooke, Brooke, Brooke, Brooke… *shakes head*

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  3. Jessica Simpson is a faux celebrity, she can’t sing or act.

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  4. Diva, I agree. Lainey doesn’t like Simpson and I can’t blame her - she’s met Simpson and says she’s a simpleton with no desire to be anything but.

    Simpson looked just fine in photos - not all all ‘porny’.

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  5. Jessica Simpson’s only famous to piss you off, Cindy. She told me so. :roll:

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  6. My stomach did a flip-flop at Reznor’s name! It’s not often you see him here :)

    Ugh. I’d rather Jess Simpson over Miley, the latter is really starting to get on my nerves. Then again… so does Jess.

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  7. I don’t think it’s just her breasts that are desperate for attention.

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  8. Why can’t she do something with her long stringy blonde dark rooted hair. She wants to be a blonde but too lazy to give her hair attention. Not a classy looking woman at all.

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