Christina Aguilera ended up drunkenly passed out in Jeremy Renner’s bed

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Have you ever passed out in a relative stranger’s bed? I have. It’s not a particular memory I like to relish, but one time I got so wasted, I passed out in my former professor’s bed. He had to wake me up and tell me to go home. *shameface* Sigh… ah, to be in my early 20s again. That’s why you go through that crap – so you won’t make the same mistakes when you’re 30 years old. Speaking of 30 year old alcoholics, Christina Aguilera got so wasted at Jeremy Renner’s A-list 40th birthday bash that she passed out on his bed. Seriously.

Finding Christina Aguilera between his sheets was hardly a dream come true for Jeremy Renner. Popping up uninvited at Renner’s 40th birthday bash on January 8, the singer, 30, got “wasted” then lay down in the star’s bed, a source tells the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday.

A week later, Renner went on a rant about the incident at In Style’s Golden Globe party after seeing Aguilera at the fete.

“Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room,” he told pals at the Jan. 16 affair. “I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”

Adds another source, “Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep.”

(Renner’s rep says that Aguilera “was enjoying herself, but she wasn’t in his bed.”)

[From Us Weekly]

Yeah, Christina and I are close in age, and by now, I know how to hold my liquor – for the most part, at least enough where I don’t end up passed out in relative strangers’ beds. At my age, if I’m getting all liquored up and getting into someone’s bed, it’s because I’m trying to bone them. And yes, I am looking at you, Jeremy Renner. And Michael Fassbender. And Clive Owen. And Gerard Butler. *singing “Tequila” to self*

But yeah, Christina is a hot mess. I predict a rehab announcement any day now.

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  1. lucy2 says:

    What the heck is going on with her? I keep hoping she’ll get it together and clean up her act – she’s very talented and actually pretty, and doesn’t need all the trashy stunts she pulls.

  2. lilred says:

    Hope he had the bed fumigated and burned the sheets.

  3. meg says:

    Sounds like she’s doing following the David Arquette way of dealing with a break-up.

  4. baby says:

    LOL kaiser, i love your drunken story. ohhhh college. :)

    and agreed with david above. she is vile.

  5. Marjalane says:

    I agree with the rehab prediction- this isn’t a Hollywood tidbit that’s going to be laughed off. She’s entered Tara Reid territory. Also- Her new boytoy looks gay as hell. Is he there to rehab the lesbian rumours?

  6. The_Porscha says:

    Oh god. What those pillowcases must have looked like afterward.

  7. citysuede says:

    kaiser – Gerry at the end of the list? She is a pig, by the way. Her son will google her someday and read all about his mother’s behavior. Yuck.

  8. brin says:

    Didn’t she already go through her “dirrty”, crazy drunk phase? It’s not cute now that she’s 30 and a mother.

  9. mln76 says:

    I feel bad for her in certain ways. She’s got an amazing voice but she’s always getting overshadowed and she’s never gonna be able to match Brit-Brit in charisma or craziness.
    Also I get the feeling that she was too chicken shit to come out of the closet with her Samantha Ronson relationship so she is just jumping on another beard. But that might have been the one thing that could have made her a little edgy.
    Bitch needs to get it together though she’s got to be a mother to her son.

  10. TeeTee says:

    I’m surprised that they let this news get out, LOL!!

    here Iwas thinking that food has her all puffed up, smdh. silly me.

  11. Roma says:

    As a former very hard partying girl while in my youth, I can firmly say that being absolutely wasted is not charming on anyone over the age of around 25. You get your youthful indiscretions, you get your binge drinking, and then you get over it.

    I bartended/vip hosted for years and there was nothing more hideous looking than a girl who couldn’t stand or fell asleep at the booths.

    I’m all for tipsy and I’m all for having a good time in public. But if Christina cannot control her drinking when she’s out then yes, a-rehabbing she will go.

  12. Jacq says:

    I love the comment about not going to a party and getting in someone’s bed you don’t know. Um, what about going to a party for someone you don’t know at their home? That wasn’t going to end well from the start.

  13. OtherChris says:

    Divorce sucks even if you wanted it. She needs a makeover (badly) and she needs to straighten up.

  14. MarenGermany says:

    sigh…been there, done that.

  15. Toe says:

    I wouldnt mind passing out on Viggo Mortensen bed. Even in my 30s :p

  16. guesty says:

    She’s a mess…& not a hot one.

  17. JenJen says:

    The new guy let her pass out in another man’s bed? Maybe he was hoping for a threesome…

  18. December says:

    If she was early to mid 20s, I might give her a pass for her behaviour. But when you’re in your late 20s and a mother as well, it’s time to grow the fuck up.

  19. esblondie says:

    I wouldn’t mind passing out in Jeremy Renner’s bed; however, I would like him to enjoy the fact that I was there. Just sayin’.

  20. Obvious says:

    I’m with Lucy. of all th pop stars at the time Christina had the powerhouse voice. she had the talent, and before the pancake makeup sh was very pretty. I hope she gets better! for her fans and her son.

  21. Justaposter says:

    There was a blind not to long ago about a pop star whos managment team wanted to try the “britney route” for a comeback. Everyone thought it was that Demi girl, but little story makes me wonder and now think this could be Xtina.

    Thoughts gang?

  22. normades says:

    She is headed for one spectacular meltdown!!

  23. heb says:

    I love this story. She thinks she’s such hot stuff but she’s just another breakdown waiting to happen. Should have stayed with your husband!

  24. leelee says:

    I thought Jeremy Renner was gay?

  25. Jezi says:

    She’s having a Britney Spears meltdown. Soon she will be shaving her head and bashing car windows with umbrellas. She needs an intervention. This boyfriend seems to be a bad influence on her as well.

  26. SexyBrownGirl says:

    She needs to get it together, she isnt 21! but she looks like the type that cant be spoken to and she has to embarrass herself to learn a lesson!! take a page out of Beyonce’ book bitches!!!

  27. Bodhi says:

    Ditto Roma!! I partied my ass off (& boy did I end up showing it a lot *sigh*) when I was in college, but there is a time & a place for that kind of behavior. I certainly don’t think that anyone over the age of 25 should stay at home all weekend & mourn their youth, but everyone has to grownup sometime. There is nothing worse than being out & seeing shitfaced adults…

  28. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Totally agree with you Kaiser.

    I usually hold my liquor too but just last week, my hot a$$ boyfriend gave me a shot of liquor that pushed me wayyyyy past my limit.

    He had to help me home. We were at a party..

    That’s what you do Xtina, GO HOME!

  29. Katija says:

    Agree with Kaiser and the commenters. When I was eighteen and in college, I certainly passed out in more than a few random bedrooms in parties. I’m in my mid twenties now, and if I have that realization of “oh hot damn, I am on the verge of being plastered,” I know how to fake-out long enough to make quick goodbyes and go hail a cab. ‘Course, the cabbie has to listen to my sloshed anti-Britney Spears/Sarah Palin/mainstream media/Fox News/Twilight/whatever rants on the way back to my apartment, but my friends and their friends are spared.

  30. Amis says:

    imo, i honestly dont think that she is an alcoholic, but i think she might be depressed. her movie is doing pretty good, but her album that she worked on for 2 years failed, and shes going through a divorce. i could be wrong but whenever i see candids of her she always looks kinda sad. i hope shes ok though bc i love her music. hopefully she dumps that dude though!

  31. No1. she didn’t “pass out” according to this guy (who is he?) who’s party is was’s rep she was never in the bed at all it’s just BS that people feed into, you all seem pretty judgemental to me..
    You can’t go out and get drunk when you’re 30 now? please i’m 21 and when i’m 30 i better still be having fun.

  32. Alaska says:

    Umm, if I get drunk now, can I wake up in Jeremy Renner’s bed? Please?

    But seriously, co-signing everyone who says Christina is too old for this crap. There’s nothing wrong with having a ltitle too much fun, but at least have SOME dignity!

  33. bubbles says:

    I’d say he is spreading these stories because he is bitter that she got the lead in Burlesque and he didn’t!

  34. Jeri says:

    Beautiful voice but kinda Amy Winehouse jr.

  35. icantbelievethis says:

    Am I the only one who read the headline and thought “Ooh, Tom Cruise is going to be pissed!”??

  36. eja102 says:

    hmm, yes, and it was terrible. I mixed you see, wine then had gin. never again.
    he was nice enough about it.

    I cannot stand christina.

  37. Chris says:

    She should hook up with Charlie Sheen, they’d be perfect for each other. And wow Jeremy is 40 already, I thought he was younger than that.

  38. KatScorp says:

    @ Katija:

    “‘Course, the cabbie has to listen to my sloshed anti-Britney Spears/Sarah Palin/mainstream media/Fox News/Twilight/whatever rants on the way back to my apartment. ”

    Ha! I don’t need to get sloshed to go off on the same rants. But I like that you and I apparently dislike the same things. You a Scorpio?

  39. Ruffian9 says:

    Train wreck. She’ll go completly off the rails at some point, and it won’t be pretty.

  40. CeeCee says:

    she never did lose that baby weight did she.

  41. Missfit says:

    Oh man, she used to be thick before…thick and pretty, but now she’s thick and NOT so pretty. :/ Who knows if he’s gay,it doesn’t automatically mean he is cause he was like whatever to her. Maybe she’s just not his type. But I do think it’s weird how him and Ben Affleck come out all huggy huggy in some pics,lol. Damn you Jeremy Renner, so HOT,lol. But ya, uninvited, that’s just EMBARRASSING,LOL. She probably thought he’d want some nookie and he was like HELL NO, who wants your snatch?! lol I miss the old Christina. :/

  42. the original bellaluna says:

    Passed out in HIS BED at HIS PARTY, to which she WASN’T EVEN INVITED!

    BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!

  43. Embee says:

    I feel for her. She is clearly struggling with the divorce, even though I’m sure she wanted it. That’s the thing about divorce…even if it’s a good thing in the end it flat-out SUCKs.

    As I recall she was getting sloshed pretty regularly after having the baby as well. Girlfriend may need to develop different coping mechanisms…