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I cannot even begin to describe the wave of sympathy I feel for Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Aliana, also known as “Ali”. Ali is 17 now – 17 going on 47. She’s lived a hard 17 years, what with her violent, sociopath father and her insane, famewhore, pimp of a mother. Not to mention all of the crap with Lindsay, all of which Ali has had front-row seats for everything. Every crack binge until 5 a.m., every court date, every jail sentence, every rehab stint, every inch of entitlement and douchebaggery that comes with Being Linnocent, Ali has been there. Because Mother Crackhead is a horrible goddamn mother and she only cares about her children as far as she can sell them, so Dina just lets Lindsay try her hand at “raising” Ali. There is absolutely no way that you could put a young girl into that situation and produce a functioning, intelligent, responsible adult.
So, poor Ali. And now that she’s at the ripe old age of 17, Linnocent and Mother Crackhead have pushed Ali out into the world so that she too can earn her keep. So Ali has just signed with a model management outfit. The good news? This management agency isn’t being run out of some sketchy dude’s basement. The bad news? I think Ali got a ton of plastic surgery so she could “model”.
Aliana Lohan has signed a multi-year modeling contract with NEXT Model Management, JustJared.com can exclusively reveal.
“We are very excited to be representing Aliana Lohan,” NEXT Los Angeles Director Alexis Borges tells JJ of the 17-year-old beauty. “She represents the future face of fashion and will be a photographer’s dream with her chameleon-like beauty.”
We can’t wait to see what kind of modeling gigs Aliana books! NEXT has represented the likes of Miranda Kerr, Milla Jovovich, Emma Heming, and Jaime King.
Last year, Aliana modeled the Spring/Summer 2011 collection of big sis Lindsay Lohan’s 6126 fashion line.
[From Just Jared]
“Chameleon-like beauty” = new face. I included some vintage photos of Ali from 2008/09 below, pre-nose job and pre-boob job. Her nose was quite large before, but I kind of liked it. I guess I should compliment her for not chopping it all off and getting a pert little nose that wouldn’t have fit her face. It looks like they just slimmed her nose and took off the “bulb” at the end.
I’m searching for a bright side to this. Er…let’s see…well, Ali might pull in some money now. Of course Dina will take her cut, and then some probably. And Linnocent will probably want a “finder’s fee” too. As for Ali being a professional model now, I actually don’t hate the idea of calling her a “model”. I’ve always thought Ali was very striking, and I could totally see her “look” fitting in with what’s popular now.
Ali in 2008:
Ali in 2009:
Ali currently:
Photos courtesy of 6126 ads, WENN & Fame.
Written by Kaiser
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The new nose looks good. Hopefully she’s learned what not to do from her sis. Guess we’ll see.
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She looks older than 17. These people are no better than grifters just looking for the next scam. *Hey skilo!*
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Loving the pic with the unzipped black lace jacket for all the wrong reasons!
Otherwise she is pretty and could make this work. Actually I would love for her to succeed because it would seriously p*ss off her sister (the STAR!).
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Well this is good news for Dina cause now she’ll have another gravy train to ride.
Unfortunately for Ali, she’ll have to support both her mom and her older sister’s drug habits. Hopefully she can break free from both and make something of herself.
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I know it is going to get NASTY here on the comments so I am just going to say (uncharacteristic I know) let’s be a little bit nice. I know she is a LOHAN and all that that might entail, but she is jut 17, and she can’t choose her family. Lets hope she can forge her own path and make a go of this modeling gig. It might be her ticket out the Lohan madhouse.
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wtf!
Hideous
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I do think she’s a very pretty girl- lovely eyes. And I like that she kept her wild n’wooly eyebrows!
Hopefully by this time next year (18) she’ll have earned enough money and cred to cut and RUN from her whacked-out family.
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Sad. Sad, sad, sad. White Oprah should really get off her vodka-soaked arse and try her hand at getting a job of her own. I’m sure she could get a job as a pimp; look how well she’s done with her own daughters!
Mornin’ ladies!
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*Morning brin!*
In some of these pictures you can see potential but in others she just looks overly made up and uncomfortable in front of the camera to me. If she is able to really make a career out of it, I hope she dumps the mommager as soon as she turns 18.
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she’s definitey the most “normal” of the Lohans. i hope she is successful ONLY b/c it will make Linnocent mad!!
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I also hope she gets to keep enough of HER money to escape the crazy that is the House of Lohan. (Like, cut-off-family-and-move-to-Paris type money.) It’s her only hope.
And just what is it about parents (and society) these days that they want to see their kids washed-up has-beens by the age of 25? “Washed-up has-beens” being preferable to, oh say, “addicts” or “dead.”
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This is not her fault. She is still a child. I feel sorry for her.
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Well I sure hope she doesn’t turn out like Lindsay. I’m with everyone else and hope she parts ways with her crazy family.
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I think she’s pretty, but she’s very severe looking. She needs a good hair cut and eyebrow shaping to soften up.
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Not sure what it is(maybe the eyes?) but she reminds me of Wynona Rider in that first picture in white. But she’s definitely “chameleon-like” beacuse she looks lovely in that picture and not-so-lovely in one right next to it black.
I’m with the rest of you. For her sake, I hope she gets to keep a little of the money she earns from this deal & can get away from her family.
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She doesn’t even look like the same person. She went from typical American look to something Russian-esque. And the heavy photoshop is insane. That is slot of plastic surgery and weight loss.
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Meh. Whatever. She only got the gig because of who her sister is. She looks like Winona Ryder in these pics to me, which isn’t a bad thing, but isn’t anything special either. She certainly does not look like a fresh-faced 17-year-old though, which is kind of sad. Good luck Ali, you’re going to need it.
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Is this what happens to the children whose parents ambitions out weighs the overall well being of their children? curious
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Think of something nice to say..think of something nice to say,,,Yeah I got nothing, since she is only 17 I will wait.
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She has pretty eyes, but I don’t find her attractive at all. She has a kind of drag queen look about her due, I think, to the pointy/angular jawline.
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I hate to trash talk a kid, but still…come on…her…a model??? A poster said on the Ashton Kutcher thread that the world was ending. Yep, we’re heading for Armageddon. Ashton is a top tv star and this bizarre looking girl is a now a model with big time reps. Amazing how things like beauty and talent no longer matter in the entertainment and modeling world. You just have to be famous, or related to someone whose famous. Or make a sex tape…
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Michael K. @ dlisted calls her “the curious case of Allie Lohan” in reference to her super speeded up aging process. Although the same is certainly true of Linnocent, who looks about 37 these days.
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I think this falls in the same line as Rumor Willis being model, meaning they both received the contracts b/c of their last names. I dont find either one of them attractive or ‘model material’.
I think its sad Ally is now being pimped out to support her delusional mother. I guess she knows the well is running dry for LL.
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I HATE unnecessary plastic surgery on extremely young people. I’m 30yo I have not the same face I used to have at 16 obviously, I’ve lost the babyfat, but also my features are lightly different a face has its own harmony which canges through the years. She was too young for that rhinoplastic, that nose screams fake to me. Poor girl.
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Well, let’s hope for good. Maybe she’ll stay away from the vices that accompany the “celebrity” lifestyle. And maybe she’ll learn how to distance herself form negative influences. Now I actually have good expectations!
Side note: Is Linnocent not commenting on Aliana? That feels oddly inappropriate.
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She is so FUG, and in some pics looks like a boy.
When will this family learn that perhaps being in the public eye is not exactly right for this family. With parents like these two have, I do not think Ali stands a chance.
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Well it looks as if Dina now has another cash cow in which to cling to in her ‘parasitic’ way. Wonder how long it will take her to run this poor girl into the ground and to eventual destruction? With this new development I would guess that Lindsay’s been taken off Dina’s call list as she is no longer a money generator.
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RocketMerry, I think Linnocent is too busy working the crack-ho-stroll (she’s trying to con her way to France to party with the Hilton sisters) to comment on Ali. But I’m sure White Oprah will see to it that Linnocent’s “people” release a statement on her behalf.
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This poor, poor girl. It will be nothing short of a miracle if she can break away from these circus freaks and have a “normal” life with healthy relationships. She’s not conventionally pretty-but hopefully her modeling career will be her ticket out of Crazyville. I hope there’s someone (besides those disgusting parents and loser sister) who will take her under their wing and help her.
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@the original bellaluna
Ooh, that explains. =)
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Anyone else think that in the Millions of Milkshakes photo, Ali looks like Samantha Ronson? It’s weirding me out.
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If LiLo and the eldest brother, Mike Jr., haven’t realized that their mother is a leech, I doubt that Ali has figured it out yet.
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I saw her once in a Airplane add for Disney a loooong time ago. My only hope is that she becomes bigger than Lindsey and cuts off the whole lot of ‘em when she “makes it”.
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Ali reminds me of the “two faced” girlfriend on an episode of “Sienfield”. In some pictures she looks pretty and in others, she looks like crap.
She needs to ditch her family, get some counseling and maybe she can have a happy life. Sadly though, I see her going the same way as Lindsay, otherwise she would have broken free earlier.
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Sign on jane16,tierra,jackson, etc. her name got this gig. The director is clearly blow smoke up people’s rears saying she’s the next face of fashion. Please. The fashion biz is cutthroat; getting signed to any agency is the easy part; getting consistent year in year out bookings to keep you on is the hard part. She may get a few ad campaigns but i don’t think she’ll be around long like Daria werbowry,hilary rhoda, lara stone, freja, isabeli fontana etc.etc. Once she demonstrates poor professionalism she won’t be hired. I could be wrong, though, the fashion world, like much of popular culture, have been slumming it lately. But the new face of fashion,wow they have strong drugs in lalaland.
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I guess she didn’t get her nose done by the same guy that does LiLo’s lips, because it actually looks good.
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she’s just FUGLY
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I disagree that her name got her the gig…what like “Lohan” is a reputable name in show business these days? Her name should mean modeling companies stay far as f*** away from her!
She’s not a traditionally beautiful girl, IMO, but she is striking and interesting and photographs well, which is all you need in a model. Unless she were doing VS or something, she doesn’t have to have a gorgeous face and sexy figure. Have any of you posters actually seen non-VS runway models?
Also, I don’t think she got a boob job. Big boobs totally run in that family.
I don’t know, I find myself attached to Ali…she’s in such a crappy family and surrounded by so much shit, and I can’t help but root for her.
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I think she had her boobs reduced. Check out the early rack.
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Ali is too hairy to be a model. And not attractive at all. “Beauty”??? Really??? It truly is in the eye of the beholder.
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. . . This will not end well.
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Unfortunate. Ali is very pretty but I don’t see any camera love with her.
And someone said that at 17 she’s a child. Well, at 18 she’s an adult. And 17 might not be an adult, but it isn’t a “child”, at least not in my book.
I’ve got some crackonuts just ripe for pickin’ in the back yard. I wish Lindsay would do something . . . (go to France with Paris, Lindsay!).
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I feel so sorry for Ali. Having no mother figure. I know how close I was to my mom and when she died last year, it about killed me. So I cant imagine the self esteem issues this poor child will have. I wish her luck, and I hope that she has a better shot at it then Lindsay. Ali to be honest with the right makeup and some eyebrow attention, maybe has a shot at it. I hope she can leave the Lohans behind and make a name for herself and keep a good head on her shoulders.
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I hope she has success so she can get away from her crazy family. Why are people wishing her success just to piss off her sister? She seems like a good kid and the only responsible one of the bunch. I hope watching her failure sister taught her some good lessons.
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How come she looks everytime more old?
And now she looks completely changed. ugh
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I hope she’s smart enough to pocket herself a load of cash and get the hell away from the poisonous atmosphere she’s been living in.
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I’ve thought for a long time that Ali and Sam Ronson look quite a bit alike.
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how did that happen she’s ugly as sin?
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I’ve got a bad feeling about this. I think they hired Ali for the ‘Lohan’ name only to see if it generates ‘interest’ in whatever they’re selling. Blohans last 3 or 4 films that got massive media attention, only to never be made or made with other actresses who can get insured and show up to a film set. I think thats why this girl was hired, just ‘shock’ value, being its a ‘Lohan’.
Like another poster said, the modeling industry is cutthroat and I don’t think this girl, who has lived in the shadow of her sister since she was a toddler, has the self confidence and intestinal fortitude for the modeling industry.
I see a couple of shoots, just to see what media interest she generates but if nothing comes of it, she will go back to being ‘the sister of’.
Now Ali, I feel sorry for.
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both of the Lohan girls are very pretty. well at least Lindsay used to be, before she started hitting the drugs.
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I think Ali is a pretty girl, and I LOOOOVE her eyebrows – totally wish my eyebrows looked like that. However, she is NOT model-pretty, or even model-interesting (like many runway models). She also looks way better without makeup!
Also, it really looks to me like her post-nosejob nose is crooked. Am I the only one who sees that? It kind of skews to her right.
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She is not attractive, unless you put her in the Rumour WIllis attractive category.
Sorry, I know she is a kid, but, do not see her as a model.
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Not trying to play Pollyanna here – really – but I think she looks really good! I like her nose a lot. Great eyes and hair, plus she appears to have the height necessary, the slenderness, and what appears to be gorgeous long arms and legs!
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The unexpectedly positive tone of most of these comments warms my cold black heart! I also wish this girl success, if only to escape from her crazy ass family.
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God in that 2008 photo she looks just like Lindsay used too pre drugs, alcohol and surgery!
Agreed Ali has def had nose surgery but I’ve always thought she would make a grest model as she def has a striking look – double edged sword, bad thing she got this coz she”s a Lohan, but good thing she got this coz she’s a Lohan!
Sad thing is that Dina is happy her next paycheck cow is here esp as Linnocent’s days of earning potential (other than hooking) is pretty much over!
Just hope Ali keeps a sensible head and emerges unscaved fingers crossed!
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My granddaughter is signed with an Model Management Co. in LA also. They manage you, not your mommy. They also take 20% off the top of what you earn. I hope she has finished High School, because she won’t have time to do it now, castings almost everyday do not leave time for school work.
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is she reminding anybody else of a young celine dion? just sayin’
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Oh Goody, another Lohan girl ripe for the pickin’. Let’s make sure we don’t use this one up too fast, Lohan women don’t seem to have much stamina.
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Please don’t bleach your hair!
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I always feel sad for Ali. I hope she has some brains and is able to get away from her soul-sucking family.
I also hope for her sake that Ali doesn’t let Lindsay go with her to her photo-shoots. That would be one way to get quickly fired, having your sister steal from the set and otherwise be obnoxious. Same goes for Dina, just minus the stealing part.
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C’mon people, this girl is no model…she isn’t even very good looking. I think this “career” will end very quickly one way or another…
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She actually looks good in those last two pictures. I don’t mind when people get nose job. If that will make them look better then why not.
Maybe it’s the light but she looks so much like Lindsay in those last two pictures.
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meh… she looks ok. like Rumer, she got this gig for her name. definite nose job. And the glamour shots are photoshopped to hell, except for possibly that 3/4 face shot.
those candids of her in the long skirt.. that’s where you can see she’s no great beauty.. but angular faces like hers show off contouring makeup quite well. with a skilled makeup artist and good lighting and angles she can probably pull this off for photoshoots. Dunno if catwalks will ever work for her.
here’s hoping she’s learned from her sister’s mistakes.
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I like her new nose. Her old one looked like it had been broken a couple of times, which is fine on some guys, but not so cute on a girl.
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She signed with an agency – this means nothing. She will have to actually book jobs and she is not a pretty girl/will nver be big model. She will book D list stuff based on novelty of her last name & thats it.
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I don’t begrudge her new nose. It’s helped her get a job and this girl needs all the luck she can get with those parents of hers. She has beautiful eyes, an intense look and will make a good model.
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When I see Ali I can’t help but chuckle a little, I just think about what Anderson Cooper stated on Regis and Kelly when he was co-hosting, Made me laugh, wrong or right he sums it up just clearly…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAqW4W9yV0A
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They can try all they want, but this girl is simply not going to happen.
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She’s so fug…buy hey, Rumer Willis and Kelly Osbourne are supposedly models too.
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When I look at her all I see is eyebrow.
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I wonder if being a dog will slow her down at all.
Nah, I agree with Alix, she’s not going to happen.
Regardless of how many trains her mother pulls.
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You ARE kidding about this, aren’t you Kaiser???
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“Trains” = “penises” doesn’t it, Mel?
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many thanks to Jane.. i didn’t get much TV til this year so i’d never seen that Anderson and Kelly clip.. they are both funny… and yea AC was right on the money.
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I have seen homemade soap look better than her!!
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I must be going blind because I see someone who is really on a good day plain, and on most days homely. Bad hairline, odd shaped face, terrible nose, small mouth, blotchy skin and tattoo’d eyebrows that need serious correction. She’s not photogenic which I would expect would be a bare minimum requirement for modeling. She may be represented but that doesn’t mean she’ll be hired, but momma needs a paycheck and this is Dina’s last ditch attempt before she has to apply for that Wal-Mart greeter position. Homely and looks about 10 years older than she is, she has the family curse.
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Where have some of the haters been for the last 10 years or more?
Ali has been modeling since the age of three. She has been in movies,
in the music business,appeared on TV shows and in many magazines.
Her career has not been nearly as super successful as Lindsay’s but
she’s been in show biz practically her whole life.
She may even be more beautiful than Lindsay,if that’s possible.
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Errmmmm…in the pic from 2008 Alis eyes are green…and now they’re brown?She was hardly wearing brown colored lenses in the papp shots and the photo shoot?
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