Tara Reid married some other random guy, not that poor Danish businessman

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Consider this. Let’s say that, in an extended moment of weakness, you dated Tara Reid for about four months and broke up with her. Since then, you’ve undoubtedly been quite sheepish about this fact and, consequently, have been laying quite low; in fact, you haven’t seen Tara since February of this year, and it’s been a very nice vacation of sorts. Then, you wake up one day and realize that Tara has gotten married (no big deal in and of itself), but unfortunately, you have been named as the husband. Egads. What’s worse is that even her rep has confirmed this “fact” to People, which almost always gets things right, so the story has been replicated through countless news outlets. So now you have been forced to deny marrying Tara in a Danish newspaper. How embarrassing.

“If she were married, it is not with me. It is 110% secure. I have not had contact with her since February,” said Michael Lillelund for Star Lounge.

[From MSN]

Poor Michael Lillelund. Meanwhile, it’s hard to believe that Tara’s rep would confirm her marriage without even having a clue as to who Tara’s been dating lately, which leads one to believe that the rep might be as much of a hot mess as her client. To complicate matters, Tara’s initial declarations of her married state (on her Twitter page) were entirely vague and did not name the husband; a few hours ago, she bothered to name the guy as “Zack Kehayov.” The Daily Mail has now scrounged up some pictures of Tara and Zack, which we don’t have access to, but let’s just say that Tara’s “real” husband is definitely a step down from Lillelund.

Meanwhile, Tara has tweeted a photo of her ridiculous looking ring. Honestly, this thing looks faker than Bella Swan’s engagement/wedding ring.

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Now let us celebrate (once again) Tara’s nuptuals with some lovely photos of herself drunkenly celebrating on other occasions. Oh, and she’s due to start shooting “Celebrity Big Brother” in just a few days too. Good luck to Tara. She’s gonna need it.

UPDATE by Kaiser: Life & Style got the first photo of the happy (random) couple:

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Photos courtesy of Fame

 

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  1. Stubbylove says:

    Awh schlitz – take back what I said before – my bad.

  2. brin says:

    Is anybody really surprised by any of this? Maybe she can bring new random hubby to Big Brother for their honeymoon.

  3. djork says:

    They look like a low-rent trailer park version of of that super-classy couple Jenna James and her husband.

  4. tiki says:

    oh, dear. this is so not going to go well.

  5. Firecracker says:

    I was confused about this too with the 2 names. Thanks for clearing it up! And yea, that ring is so ugly. It looks fake. But as long as she’s happy, that’s fine with me!

  6. brin says:

    You know who else is celebrating the nuptuals? Carson Daly and the other dudes she almost married.

  7. Zoi says:

    here (greece) if someone wants to get married should prepare papers one of those must be 1 month before…whether marriage is a hall or a church.in Greece can not marry directly…so for me this story is …hmmmmmmm

  8. iseepinkelefants says:

    Serious question, how does she find the money to do all of this partying? People cannot still be interested in “American Pie”?

  9. constance says:

    What a clusterf–k! MUAHAHA!

    That ring has to be a fake. I own yellow diamonds. That’s lab created- at best. It has no brilliance, no clarity of colour, and personally I think it’s either a gemstone (if she’s lucky) or straight glass. I’d like to refer readers to Heidi Klum’s very large, very beautiful yellow diamond engagement ring.

    Oh Tara: Always a joke, never an achievement.

    @Zoi. Do tell! >.> Not that I would ever doubt that Tara was lying about anything. LOL

  10. fabchick says:

    @iseepinkelephants. I think she is a hooked on the down low

  11. natalie says:

    that ring came from a 25 cent machine.

  12. Cherry Rose says:

    @nataliethat ring came from a 25 cent machine

    Or was a prize from a Cracker Jack box.

    Not to be mean, but Tara’s “husband” doesn’t look like he has two brain cells to rub together. But perhaps that is why he is now married to Tara.

    I forsee a divorce in the next six months.

  13. Kasey says:

    I know this is going to sound mean but considering the circumstance I hope I get a pass…..after I got over my shock from the title alone, read this and the daily mail articles and saw her Twitter feed I thought,
    1-”Yesterday she pronounced her engagement and subsequent speedy marriage but we didn’t know his name. If she’s still tanked I wonder if SHE even knew his name then”
    2- “Hours ago she told us his name almost like an afterthought. I wonder if she only just sobered up enough to ask “hey you! My husband. What’s your name?”
    3- “Wouldn’t that be something if this was the wrong guy -STILL?”
    4- “Considering her lifestyle, how come this hasn’t happened to her before-SEVERAL times? “

  14. Melinda says:

    This is a serious sad hot mess.

  15. That's Interesting says:

    Wait, she has a rep? Why?

  16. Hautie says:

    As a girl who has never watched Big Brother… I would watch this in a hot second.

    If I only knew where to watch it at… is it not airing in the US market?

  17. LisaMarie says:

    Man, I’ve seen classier rings on the sale rack at Kohl’s. That thing is barely a step up from sticking an onion ring on your finger. Here’s to hoping this guy is decent and stops her on her downward spiral. I’m not holding my breath though.

  18. Kasey says:

    LOL @ Thats Interesting-ok that was my 2nd thought!

  19. Tuatara says:

    She is the very definition of “hot mess”.

  20. constance says:

    @ Kasey. Oh tyvm for the lulz!

    – 4- “Considering her lifestyle, how come this hasn’t happened to her before-SEVERAL times? “

    I whole heartily believe that “this” hasn’t happened before simply because, the other signing party had the chance to sober up a bit more between thought processes. Maybe they also had time to mention it to their agents, manager, and family members. haha!

  21. Rhiley says:

    Does anyone think it is beyond pathetic that they are wasting a money to make An American Pie Reunion movie? I mean, most of us who watched the first American Pie probably did so in our college dorms, stoned. Since then we have started our careers, found a partner, perhaps had children, maybe have bought a home, maybe have already been through a divorce, are sad because we see our 401Ks dipping but take a little comfort in the fact that we are not needing to retire tomorrow; still maybe, it is time for a career change. In other words, we are in our early to mid 30s and have moved way beyond American Pie, and personally, I think so should the people who made the stupid movie. I mean, it wasn’t like American Pie was the Big Chill. Ah, the Big Chill.

  22. danielle says:

    Not to be mean…but with her stomach that messed up from the plastic surgeries, maybe she shouldn’t be showing it in her marriage pics. Anyways, good luck to her.

  23. dorothy says:

    To be honest…she probably doesn’t really remember who she married. She was probably drunk out of her head when she did it.

  24. Meow Mix says:

    Oh god what if she gets pregnant?!?!?!
    What if she already is and that is the reason for the quicky engagement/wedding.
    Going to go scrub down my hands with bleach just for typing that.

  25. tooey says:

    Does anyone know anything about this guy? He’s driving me crazy cuz I know I’ve seen him somewhere before but I can’t figure it out. Google does not produce any result. Is he an actor? it’s like I can ALMOST place him, and then it slips away. Unless I’m getting him confused with someone else…

  26. Jayna says:

    The guy looks sexy to me. To marry her, he must be an alcoholic or flat broke.

  27. Seenitallbefore says:

    From lalate news: “Zachary Kehayov is believed to work in Corporate Finance in Washington D.C., LALATE can report. Kehayov reportedly graduated from Marymount University, at has worked as a consultant at Deloitte Consulting in the Washington D.C. metro area. Records reveal a previous, or current, listing as a “BA at Deloitte Consulting in Financial Services”. This marriage will last. A week.

  28. Memphis says:

    And in future news…Tara Reid is divorcing her new husband to marry someone she just met on Big Brother. Her soon to be ex husband seems very, very relieved.

    She has made herself into a running joke!

  29. the original bellaluna says:

    Is it really a good idea for her to have that firework candle-thingie that close to her southern-fried hair? (header pic)

  30. i.want.shoes says:

    How come her and Linnocent never became BFF?

  31. the original bellaluna says:

    i.want.shoes – Michael K has dubbed Tara Reid “The Original Lindsay Lohan.” So how come TR is so much less in our face than the Blohan?

  32. dorothy says:

    Totally…..Lohan and her should be friends…

  33. KITKATKLUB says:

    Did he melt a spare bottle of Mountain Dew to make that ring ? Or did he got it from Xmas cracker ?

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