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God, I just love Farty. Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson super-cute as a pregnant lady? These are photos of Jessica from last Friday – I think she’s really far along, much further than Beyonce, and she just looks so natural. Meaning that she’s barely wearing any makeup, she looks like she’s eating well during her pregnancy, but she hasn’t blown up like many of us were expecting. Her face is pretty much the same, and only her boobs and belly look bigger. I don’t know, I just think she looks really cute and glowing and pretty. I’m happy for her.
Last week brought a lot of tabloid revelations about Jessica and her bump, although a solid confirmation from Camp Farty is still pending. The tabloids claim Jessica is having a girl, that she’s waiting for a big payday to confirm, and that Eric may have “tricked” her into getting pregnant. Whatever is going on, I’m glad that Jessica isn’t getting all bump-sanctimonious like Beyonce, and I’m glad that Jess doesn’t seem to be following her father’s advice to the letter – you know Papa Joe probably wants Jessica to be married before the baby comes.
Anyway, we got a tip about a week ago that Jessica was in Palm Springs doing a photo shoot for what will likely be her big baby announcement. OK! Magazine’s sources claim that Jessica was just in Palm Springs to enjoy a babymoon with Eric Johnson, though:
One of the advantages of being a wealthy celebrity is that when you get pregnant, you can afford a “babymoon” — a deluxe vacation to get that last bit of “alone time” before taking on the hectic challenge of parenthood.
And so Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson treated themselves to a romantic getaway to Palm Springs from Oct. 19-21 — checking into the sumptuous Parker Palm Springs hotel, where Jessica was shooting an ad for her shoe line.
“He treated Jessica like a queen,” an insider tells OK!. “He ordered her breakfast in bed: blueberry pancakes with scrambled eggs and fresh-squeezed orange juice. Jessica loves room service — having whatever she wants delivered right to her bed so she can eat while watching her favorite shows. And she also got two massages in the room. Aside from working on her shoe shoot, she spent almost the whole time getting spa treatments.”
That is, when she wasn’t downing more chow. Jess and Eric dined on French cuisine and rich desserts at the Parker’s posh restaurant, and at Norma’s, the hotel’s more casual eatery.
“Jessica had French toast and an omelet, then sunned herself by the pool and sipped cucumber water,” the source tells OK!. “She had so much fun. She loves being pregnant because Eric is so incredibly doting.”
[From OK! Magazine]
Yeah, we haven’t spent a lot of time talking about Eric’s place in this whole situation. This is the man Farty chose to be her baby-daddy, tricks or no tricks. I believe that Jessica is the power player in this situation, that she’s just happy to find someone low-maintenance and easy-going, like Eric is Stacy Keibler to Jessica’s George Clooney. Of course, Jessica probably doesn’t realize that she’s the Clooney in this situation – because she’s not that bright. She’s probably just thinking about food right now, and not trying to figure out the dynamic of her relationship with her own Yalie K-Fed.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jessica Simpson
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agreed – she looks really cute pregnant! Even the double chin looks cute.
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Good for her!
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I’m sorry… that’s cute? She’s a mess.
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What I find odd is that she has not been photograph with Eric lately.
Or I have not seen any pictures of them together in the same frame… since it became obvious that she is pregnant.
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Perhaps those rumors of her wanting money for an official announcement are just rumors? I’m actually impressed with how she’s carried herself throughout all the speculation which is very reminiscent of Evangeline Lilly when she was pregnant. Jessica truly is adorable and IMO looks to be about 6-7 months pregnant. Much congratulations to Jessica and Eric!
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As for her Finace, I don’t think he’s horrible.. he’s smart, has his own money. Maybe she really does like him. I am way excited for the little blonde baby she is cooking though.
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She’s cute. If she’s happy, then all is well.
I just hope she has financial protection from this dude once they are married. I don’t know much, if anything, about him but I hope he’s a really good guy.
I hope the baby is a precious girl.
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she’s gorgeous. and her hair looks freaking awesome too.
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I don’t know, she seems kind of tense and surly. She gave the photographers the finger at the airport.
http://tinyurl.com/3j8a5jv
Maybe the stories are true that there were no takers for a a big baby announcement and she’s bitter about it and taking it out on the paps. That Palm Springs photo shoot wasn’t for an announcement, it was for an ad…”where Jessica was shooting an ad for her shoe line.”
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she still hasn’t announced the obvious? What does she want everyone to believe, she’s super duper gassy?
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Well atleast we know her bump isnt fake.
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@Hautie…I thought that was strange also. I thought maybe they broke up since she was apartment hunting in NYC with her mom.
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Her purse looks like it has a sad face on in the first pic. Yup…all I got. JS doesn’t really resonate with me that much for further comment.
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Glad that she has a great team /family support around her and helping her every need. She looks happy and relax, and no stress indicating in the photos which is so important while being pregnant. All the best Jessica.
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Don’t care. Big deal. But why do celebs need to make a pregnancy announcement? Isn’t the big belly enough? Just stupid.
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Is that ruby ring her engagement ring? If it’s not, maybe she’s come to her senses about this guy.
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I don’t think anyone had to ‘trick’ Jessica into getting pregnant. I thought it was common knowledge she’s been shopping for a sperm donor ever since Asslee had her son.
Jess, I’m sure, really wanted a girl too. I hope the rumor is true!
God knows she can afford a kid…I’m excited for her.
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shes totally going to weigh like 250 lbs by the time she gives birth.
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I doubt Jessica and Eric will get married. He’s a loser and she’s an idiot for not seeing it.
He sure is nothing to write home about.
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Remember when Ashlee Simpson was pregnant? It seemed like she was pregnant forever and everyone got thought her due date was a full month earlier than when her son finally came … I think these Simpson girls just show early and their stomachs really pop.
I still think J.Simp is getting married 11.11.11 in Hawaii, or some other lovely tropical place. I think she’s probably wanted this for a while, and she just found the right guy to be her baby daddy. No conspiracy theory here. I’ll save those theories for Beyonce’s dubious phantom pregnancy.
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@Hautie there were pictures of them together taken just yesterday and they’re posted at celebritybabyscoop. a pregnant woman can’t help what her body craves especially if she’s having a difficult pregnancy which maybe the case with Jessica which is why she hasn’t said anything publicaly. Celebs have to make an announcement now a days or a supposed friend/associate will leak the news same with marriage and pregnancy loss if she’s 6 months now she’s due in January but first borns are usually late unless it’s a multiple pregnancy which unless those run in her family they’re unlikely at her age
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Does anyone really care about this woman? I mean what does she do other than get papped? She ISN’T a singer, nor is she an actress. Her reality show days are ovah, and unless you buy her cheaply made crap, why is she still being reported on?
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Must you refer to her as “farty” in every post concerning her? Sorry, I’ve just always found that word gross. Anyhow, I love how jessica’s going about her bump, it’s totally anti-beyonce.
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If she wants to have a little trophy husband to keep her company, more power to her. She has enough money for both of them.
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I WANT her bag!
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@ Ohmymy
That was also what I saw at first glance!
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I really don’t think Eric is using Jessica. His mom and dad have money so I’m sure he’s already set just from them alone. I do think Jessica is a very needy girlfriend and asked him not to work so he can always be with her. He has an MBA so I’m sure Jessica will eventually make him a business manager or head of her fashion line or something.
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@Pyewacket
Unfortunately she’s got a new reality show coming up with Nicole Richie based on her extensive success as a fashion mogul *giggles*. No seriously, the fact that her dad was smart enough to license her name to a successful clothing manufacturer and only gets like 1/16th of the profit makes her savvy enough to be a fashion consultant on tv.
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i love that she is staying totally low-key about this pregnancy. i wish other celebs would follow suit and STFU about their “bumps” and their childrearing philosophies, as it really isn’t very interesting.
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@Lynnie, must agree with you-i think she looks horrid.
Her extensions are ridiculous. It seems to me she’s gone & touched up that awful blonde color that I think is very unflattering to her-and why would she do that when she’s pregnant??
Her clothes are beyond fugly, and her SHOES look like something a goat might wear as a costume! And she was shooting an ad for her SHOE LINE? I haven’t seen anything attractive on her feet in years.
I am delighted for her that she’s having fun-she’s had a tough run for the past decade-but I think some people are simply too stupid to spawn & she is one of them.
Celebutard is a term that so easily springs to mind I wanna cry in thinking: SHE’s gonna have a BAYBEE!!??
All the $$ in the world does not buy class or brains or good judgement, and I feel deeply sorry for any child born into the Simpson family.
Media manipulation is apparently the best skill they can teach (except they seem to have lost their touch with this stupendously stupid demand for $500K to announce the ridiculously obvious!).
The world being what it is, media messaging & spin is just not a worthwhile skill for navigating the challenges we’re all gonna face in the not so distant future.
OK. That’s all I got.
/rant
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@Hautie & brin- I’m glad this was finally brought up. I thought that maybe she’d fired him from his purse and hand-holding job. I’ll have to research some current/recent pics of she and Eric because I find his recent absence suspiciously fishy. Now more than ever you’d think she’d need him to carry her ginormous purses and hold her hand as she trots her pregnant self around in heels. Could be too that now that he’s silenced all the naysayers and proven that he can be productive he has earned a vacation. Let’s hope that fatherhood has made him somehow find other ways to be fruitful and he hasn’t ditched her. I think she and Kim K are two examples of relational desperation and I’m hoping the third, JLH, can find herself at least as happy as Jessica currently looks.
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I am respecting her more and more with the way she is dealing with this.
I am loving that she is not acknowledging the whole thing. I have never understood the need for celebrities to announce to perfect strangers (yes, us gossip bitches) intimate personal information.
I hope she is happy and always forget how really very pretty she is when she goes casual and natural.
@Alejandro (#28):
While I don’t completely disagree with your comment… when she was a guest judge on Project Runway, I was pleasantly surprised with her criticism and feedback. She actually seemed composed and with valid judgement – it took me by surprise!
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I think she is super adorable. I always have and this just seals the deal.
She’s worth millions, even if she ends up being a single mother or having a hubby who stays home with baby, she can afford it.
I never had much opinion about Eric because I don’t know enough. He’s not employed but that doesn’t necessarily mean anything. We don’t know what their relationship is like. He does seem like probably a freeloader but everything is not always as it seems.
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i need her bag~
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I think the reason she hadn’t made the announcement was because Beyonce announced pregnancy first and she and her people know that her pregnancy would have gotten over shadowed by Beyonce’s so by keeping quiet and doing the occasional photo op holding her stomach she is actually getting more media attention than she would have gotten if she announced it. I mean she is being praising for not doing the showy announcement by people on blogs and letting her bump speak for its self unlike Beyonce who announced it on TV who is getting negative attention, not just for the “pillow baby” but for making the announcement on TV at an award show which many people believe to be attention seeking. The proof is in the pudding Jessica is on at less 1 magazine once a week, tabloid magazines are talking about if she pregnant of not and what she having, Jessica’s people are playing it very well.
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Her purse in the first pic looks like a freaked out smiley ¯\(:D)/¯
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Yeah, and when she has the baby we’ll have a whole year of Jessica tries to lose weight.
I’m with pyewacket.
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Did not think the fiance was still in the picture.
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I actually LIKE that she’s not fame-whoring out her pregnancy.
So she’s preggers; great. I hope she’s happy, and I hope I am spared the deluge of “Jessica Simpson’s Pregnant” and “Jessica’s Baby!” mag covers. (Some shit I just don’t need to know.)
*side-eyes Mariah & Pregnancey*
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“He treated Jessica like a queen,”
with HER money
oh yeah…he tricked her
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I thought her bad had a face on it too. Lol.
I think the only reason why she’s handling it by keeping quite and not famewhorey is because she hasn’t got an offer she likes.
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Kaiser I adore you but you are kidding yourself if you don’t think she is looking much bigger. The girl has an extra chin now!
I’m with Pyewacket too. @Pyewacket: Well said!
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Jessica will blow up to over 200 lbs by the time this baby is ready to come out.
Then she’ll try to always be pregnant after that cuz she’ll never lose that baby weight. It’ll be one baby after another so she can just keep ‘eating for two’.
BTW: Her purse looks like a diaper bag.
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she was a mummy for halloween…
apparently that’s her confirmation
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I loved her confirmation! The mummy get up and saying it’s true she’s going to be a mummy! That’s perfect! Of course, its being overshadowed by the Kardashian-Krap but still, I think its adorable!
http://www.jessicasimpson.com is apparently where she made the announcement
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@ Gwen & Victoria; Me too!!!!! Looks like the tag says “Chanel”. She probably has a ton of bags, it’s not like she’d miss that one if it disappeared??
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@orangecone & @happy21
Just saw that. Love that she did an unpaid, cute tweet/post for confirmation. Yay for low-key Jessica!
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Saw the announcement on her site. She looks cute, I’m happy for her. She has wanted this for a long time.
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Wow…so many typos in my previous post.
Anyway, I stand corrected. She did do an unpaid announcement. I still have to wonder if it’s because she didn’t get the deal she wanted.
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I LOVE the way she made the announcement. I think it’s really cute.
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..to be honest, she probably just figured it out
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She really looks cute!
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Jessica dont be a fool. If this man really loves you he would accept the prenup. It’s easy for a man to get a women pregnant and I’m sure that is what he had in mind from the very day he met you. He saw dallors signs,that’s why he changed his mind midstream because he planned this from the very beginning. It is better to cry now and hold out for the prenup than for you to cry later and give him half your fortune, which he had nothing to do with acquiring. He’s not going anywhere, he just holding out betting that you’ll give in during your vulnerable moments! Men know we’re emotional beings and he’s counting on you folding! Hold strong my sister, eventually he will give in and if he don’t tell him to move out and let him pay his own bills, then you’ll see a different side of him. Either way, he will still be your baby’s father and have an obligation to be there for the baby. You dont have to marry him because legally a father is bond by law to care for his child.
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Jessica, you and Jennifer Hudson should get together and discuss a plan of defense since you both have men in your lives that are after your money and are using marriage to get it.
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Honestly, she is too stupid to be a mom. Seriously! Some people really should not reproduce. She bought her own engagement ring and gave it to him and told him to marry her. That is really priceless. She is such an attention whore that it was all probably a carefully laid out plain from the start.
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