Weston Cage files for divorce from Nikki Williams: “Ladies, daddy is back!”

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Every time I write about Weston Cage, I find myself laughing so hard at the bizarre spectacle of his very public life, which takes a few moments at least. Then, there’s the obvious dilemma — do I use those photos of him bleeding outside the courthouse from likely self-inflicted wounds? Or maybe the ones of him showing off his flying roundhouse kick for the paps like some crazed genie wearing tap shoes? Or even the ones of Weston with his mother and wife, who are both dressed so sluttily that it’s difficult to tell them apart? In the end, the karate photos usually win the contest, but today, we have a very special treat courtesy of Weston’s Facebook page, where he announces his divorce from Nikki Williams in the following manner: “WELL ITS OFFICAL. THE DIVORCE IS SETTLED! ……………. LADIES, DADDY IS BACK ahahahhahahaahh oh god! its on.” So romantic:

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Uh, sign me up? I guess I’ll be waiting back here at the end of this exceedingly long line of gorgeous, eligible bachelorettes. Oh well.

For her part, Nikki shows much more restraint on her Facebook page but has already removed the “Cage” from her name. Indeed, TMZ confirms the sad news of the demise of Weston and Nikki’s wedded bliss:

Weston Cage’s marriage lasted THREE times as long as Kim Kardashian’s union … but alas, it’s succumbed to the same fate.

TMZ has learned … Nic’s oldest son filed divorce papers in L.A. County Superior Court last week, looking to end his troubled marriage to singer Nikki Williams.

Cage cites irreconcilable differences for the split … which comes as a shock to no one, considering they were both arrested for domestic violence against each other after they tied the knot.

Cage and Williams were married on a whim in New Orleans back in April … after a two week engagement.

[From TMZ]

Here are more treasures from Weston’s Facebook page where one can still witness photos of the couple in happier moments:

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Meanwhile, Radar Online has the scanned divorce document itself, in which Weston has taken it upon himself to hire the high-powered Trope & Trope (why?) for the legal proceedings. He cites “irreconcilable differences” and requests no spousal support for Nikki but wants her to pay his attorney fees because, presumably, Daddy Nic can no longer pay for everything.

In other words, Nikki is out of the reality show after she worked so hard to join in the madness by getting pregnant and blazingly drunk before threatening to jump off a balcony during the couple’s mutual bender in early July, which resulted in both their arrests on felony domestic violence charges. A few weeks later, Weston got himself jailed again on fresh felony domestic violence charges. All of this, of course, followed the momentous occasion when Weston flew into a physical rage and tried to kick his personal trainer’s ass in public. Yet Weston still insists that he’s not mentally ill.

While this new turn of events may seems drastic — the couple has been married only for six months, and Weston’s spent at least half of that time in rehab — I wouldn’t rule out a reunion for he and Nikki. Although this is technically the first time that either of them has filed divorce papers, Weston has threatened to do so in the past. In early July, he claimed that he wanted a divorce and asked his Facebook friends to “Vote on the Divorce. Yes or No.” God bless social media, right? Then, he uploaded a cute little video to match:

“Traditionally, the person that is abused or attacked or victimized is the one who usually breaks up with the other,” Weston, dressed in a hoodie and smoking a cigarette, said in the clip. “It’s hard to believe but I was the one abused….I got three witnesses, a video recording, I was sober.”

He then held up divorce papers for the camera.

“I’m not gonna be the one that gets dumped. Because it just wouldn’t make sense. Why would I abuse the person I was trying to save?” he asked. “If I hit somebody which I haven’t done in years…you want war, fine? Then let’s have war. You want peace, I prefer that.”

Cage commented again on that incident as well as his mental state.

“I was misdiagnosed with bipolar and approved cogent when [trainer] Kevin [Villegas] assaulted me I was too drunk to fight back, thats why I’m not sore about the video,” wrote Weston. “So don’t judge of a battle where my vigor was abated by deathly amounts of booze. Never hit my wife. Why would I start abusing after she was positive after taking a pregnant-c test.”

[From E! Online]

So Weston admits that he’d never hit anyone even though he’s done so in the past, and his trainer is supposedly the one who assaulted him. Further, he seems to believe that because he’s the one seeking divorce, it automatically functions as proof that he was the abused party in the relationship. All of this arrives after he showed off his wounds in public not once but twice and, in the latter instance, TMZ got wind that “cops believe the injuries were self-inflicted.” C’mon, does this look like the face of a guy who’d intentionally hurt himself?

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  1. Venefica Delirium says:

    By god he’s hot!

    Sign me up!

    ETA: I could never call a man I was sexually attracted to “daddy”. That’s just plain Freudian.

    I’m also kind of on the fence about why he’s so overzealous about this. That raises a bit of a red flag. I do think he’s beautiful though. The long black hair and pale skin is what I’m really into. They didn’t even look right together. What he needs, is a chick who appreciates the dark side! *Hint hint.* :-P

    ETA (again): No, I don’t know anything about him.

  2. brin says:

    Spoken like a true spawn of Nic Cage.

  3. Jackie says:

    he is clearly mentally unstable. what woman would go near this mess??? although, i have no doubt they will be lining up.

    the pics of him ’round housing’ make me laugh every time.

  4. Stubbylove says:

    LOVE the flying roundhouse kick genie pics – make my day every time. I bet his feet really stink after not wearing socks with those shoes. What a winner!

  5. Heatheradair says:

    Cannot shake the feeling that being anywhere NEAR this man would just smell bad. He looks like he stinks.

  6. WillyNilly says:

    Misdiagnosed, my MC Hammer pants covered ass.

    I’m surprised that he and LL haven’t found each other and made sweet little Twitter babies yet. Oh, to dream…

  7. Tuppiv says:

    I LOVE this guy & Nikki, their relationship is the most interesting thing in the celebrity gossip world in years.

  8. SolitaryAngel says:

    The nut didn’t fall far from the tree, did it?

  9. Violet says:

    What happened to the baby? Did she lose the pregnancy due to her drinking or his abuse?

    “Daddy” is totally out of his mind. I don’t know if he’s bi-polar or what, but he’s definitely mentally unbalanced. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  10. Hanna says:

    Nic’s offspring is getting it in lol. What woman would ever associate themselves with this mess?

  11. Schnauzers!!! says:

    *shudders*

    I only call my husband “Daddy” as in: “Daddy has the cookies kids, go get him.”

    Anything else is just….disgusting/skeevy/icky.

  12. Vanden says:

    those kung fu genie pics have made my day, they are freaking hilarious!

  13. dahlia1947 says:

    Actually, ‘Daddy’ doesn’t NEED to come back. But thanks. *Yikes*

  14. Kelly says:

    They had to divorce, there was too much hair between them.

  15. Stacia says:

    beautiful eyes…he’s cute but crazy …you never know what you will get with these types.

  16. Apple says:

    but what happend to her baby? did she flush it?? her recent facebook photos show she doesn’t look pregnant anymore.

  17. INeedANap says:

    I kinda want to see him cleaned up, he looks like he’d be flat out handsome. Too bad he’s infected with the crazy.

    Also — he’s 21. Born in 1990. Y’all! wtf

  18. dorothy says:

    Ewwww….looks like you would need to do a betadine wash-down after an encounter with him.

  19. fabgrrl says:

    I’ll bet he is actually handsome if he cleans up. He has lovely blue eyes and nice features. But, ew! He looks smelly, and crazy!

  20. teehee says:

    whoah- so sounds like a psychopath. Granted I dont really know him but it really smells of twisted, deluded and warped sense of reality with a goodhelping of anger, fear of abandonment, betrayal and confusion.

    But Im not judging him to be that way… until I would have much mroe proof…

  21. Blue says:

    I love his eyes. So between the 3 divorces announced this week, the marriages don’t total 3 years. smh.

  22. Nancy Kaye says:

    Whatever happened to the baby they were expecting? She was at least 3 months pregnant back in September. I guess they took the easy way out…maybe a good thing for the baby because they are both clearly insane.

  23. retyah says:

    If he just had a normal hair cut and no facial hair he would be super sexy. And if he wasn’t weird.

  24. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Now Weston and Kim Kardashian can get hitched.

  25. Faye says:

    He has potential to be quite handsome. But he’s really crazy and I never have or will call someone I’m romantically involved with “daddy.” That’s just weird.

  26. Michelle says:

    Hey Weston, I hear Kim Kardashian is single now…

  27. Mtn Girl says:

    Uhhhh, he’s a few whip kicks shy of being a daddy, either way. Weston needs to get the craazy under control first. Good luck!

  28. Venefica Delirium says:

    Noooo, I think he’s sexy because he doesn’t look all polished and Hollywood. He doesn’t need a GQ makeover…he’s actually way better looking this way, in my opinion!

  29. Jamie says:

    He looks like a crazy Jason Momoa in some of these pics. Sometimes two people bring out the crazy in each other in a relationship.

  30. Hausfrau says:

    “like a crazed genie wearing tap shoes.” I”d never seen the pics before, and that is actually the most accurate description of anything, ever. Tears are still streaming…

    and maybe “pregnant-c” is just a new drug I’ve never heard of..?

  31. veedubdub says:

    Why is this guy wearing MC Hammer-pants and jazz shoes? His eyes point in different directions and send out all kinds of crazy. Ugh, ugh, gives me the (bad) shivers. Agree with Jamie: I thought he looks like a psycho Jason Mamoa!