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Ever since Olivia “I’m a Princess!” Wilde (otherwise known as Ol’ Cockburn) left her prince husband Tao Ruspoli, she’s been out and about, hanging out with every available dude she can find. She was spotted on a date with Ryan Gosling. She and Bradley Cooper were closely associated. She might have boned Justin Timberlake at some point. And maybe Ryan Reynolds was in the mix too? I think there were others as well. Anyway, part of me kind of liked that Ol’ Cockburn didn’t jump into another serious relationship right away – she had been with the same dude since she was 18. It was time for her to experiment and get a wide variety of strange. Another part of me was like, “Oh, girl. Set some standards for the dong. Don’t just go home with any dude who needs a beard.” Well, according to Us Weekly, Olivia is settling down with a dong. And I don’t hate her choice, although I don’t think it will last:
How funny! Olivia Wilde has been romantically linked to frequent Saturday Night Live guest star Justin Timberlake, but now the In Time actress is dating a full-time cast member on the show: Jason Sudeikis!
A source tells the new Us Weekly — on stands Friday — that Wilde, 27, and Sudeikis, 36, haven’t been shy about their new romance. The SNL funnyman brought Wilde to the show’s afterparty at NYC’s Loi on Dec. 4. “They walked in holding hands,” says a source.
“She’s come to the [SNL] studio at Rockefeller Center, and they’ve gone out to dinner after rehearsals,” adds an insider.
Wilde, whose divorce with Tao Ruspoli was finalized in October, has also been romantically linked to Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.
Sudeikis dated Mad Men’s January Jones for six months before the duo split in January 2011. He was previously married to actress and 30 Rock writer Kay Cannon.
[From Us Weekly]
I tend to think Jason Sudeikis is kind of a dick, and he’s not really “forever dong” material, but he’s good for a five-month relationship. And then she’ll want to find some new strange and he’ll want to move on to whatever new, younger piece is waiting for him. I find my perception of Jason is so skewed because he and January Jones lasted for six months and I don’t understand how any man can sustain a relationship with her cold vanilla bitchery. Is it because she’s blonde and she has big boobs? Back to Olivia – is Jason a good choice for the girl that wants to be a big movie star? Not really, but this is where Olivia finds herself now – so many of the films she was in flopped, she’s not going to “breakout” in starring roles any time soon, so why not date another supporting player? It makes sense.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jason Sudeikis, Olivia Wilde
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Ugh….I don’t get his appeal at all.
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Or hers, for that matter…..
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She has a deer caught in the headlights look in the first photo. Other than that and the front view angle, I like it. Neat, tidy make-up.
The new guy she’s linked with is fugly though.
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Funny men pull pretty women.
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You’re right, this dong doesn’t look like relationship material…that’s for sure.
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Wilde has plenty of roles ahead of her, I don’t understand how that happened.
However, I do like that Wilde has various partners just for fun unlike somebody else that’s frequently come in the news for her maneating achievements. Wilde just wants freedom and fun without compromising and I would rather cheer for that than for YouKnowWho.
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Me too. She’s out to enjoy herself not famewhore her way to the front pages of tabloids *cough* Blake Lively *cough*. I don’t mind Olivia’s game at all and she doesn’t seem to be playing around, just getting her dong and moving on.
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Hahaha, that photo of her in the red dress is hilarious. Her head is a completely different color than her chest!
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Jason Sudeikis is my least favourite SNL cast member. Oh, who am I kidding? I can’t stand him.
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he dated January Jones….. gosh… the most boring person of the Earth.
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I don’t get it – I do not find him even remotely funny. It must be just me since he clearly manages to hook actress after actress with no problem.
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“vanilla bitchery”
funny.
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This guy is NOT very funny and a 4 in the looks department, maybe a 5 on a good day. What is his secret? Insecure actresses? Ladies, if you want a SNL member, go after Seth Myers, for goodness sake.
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Except Seth Myers isn’t a douche and from all accounts is in a stable happy relationship with a non-showbizer. Jason always seems available for the next wee thing. That tells me all I need to know…. and why does he always from that strange half surprised, half smug look on his face in photos?
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I think the relationship lasted for 6 months with January because she was the first unattainable woman he had ever been with. And they dated soon after his divorce was finalized. It was a probably a real high for him, also he seemed to love the attention he got from being with her. His side put out so many stories in the tabloids about them, especially after her pregnancy happened.
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What stories are you talking about? The ones that said he was not the father or the ones when he insisted he was not the father?
If only you knew Jason, you would realize how wrong you are. He’s the opposite of douche, but hey, since we have no idea how he manages to go out with beautiful people it’s easier to insult him hahaha you people are sad
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The douche is so strong in this one.
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