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“Tom Felton is shirtless, pale and surprisingly sexy in Miami” links

Tom Felton is in Miami, being pasty and… sexy? Yes, I‘m hot for Felton in these photos. I would nail that pasty English boy to the wall. [Celebuzz]
I can‘t even start with this Lil‘ Kim photo. [Dlisted]
Ryan Gosling Fatigue ‘11. Or, “Stop trying to be the cool RA.” [LaineyGossip]
First look at Ben Affleck in Argo, The 1970s Wiglet Movie. [Pajiba]
Here‘s Owen Wilson & his baby, Robert Ford. [Pop Sugar]
Caleb Followill & Lily are expecting their first child. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Blind items! I want to know the first one. [Gawker]
Sparkles & Kristen Stewart were apart for Christmas. OH NOES. [Amy Grindhouse]
The Year In… Pippa Middleton‘s ass of lies. [Moe Jackson]
Emma Watson‘s hair was more important than Jennifer Aniston‘s. [The Frisky]
George Clooney & Stacy Keibler are still in Cabo. [Radar]
Oh, but here‘s Sparkles at LAX, about to reunite with K-Stew. [A Socialite Life]
Jessica Biel‘s fug fashion history. Girl can‘t dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kelly Brook is super cute. [IDLITW]
Matt Damon jokingly called ScarJo a bitch. [The Blemish]
How crazy is the Lohan Family Christmas Photo? [Evil Beet]
I love these Marc Jacobs photos. [INFDaily]
Videogum‘s favorite movies of 2011. [Videogum]

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- Community is coming back March 15 at 8pm. Yes! [Pajiba]
- Jennifer Lopez is always at the Oscars [Lainey Gossip]
- Big Ang as Marilyn Monroe, LMAO [D-Listed]
- This is so true about Stella McCartney [Go Fug Yourself]
- This posthumous baptism crap needs to stop [Fark]
- Jennifer Garner is still pregnant, adorable [Popsugar]
- Does HBO’s new show Girls look good? [Evil Beet]
- Kristin Cavallari without makeup [Celebslam]
- Stephen Colbert is back, bitches! [Gawker]
- Awesome Office Space clip. Love it! [The Daily Wh.at]

42 Responses to ““Tom Felton is shirtless, pale and surprisingly sexy in Miami” links”

  1. Jessica says:

    Surprisingly sexy? Tom Felton is totally sexy! Pasty white or not! I would love a piece of Tom Felton! Oh and he’s ridiculous hilarious!!

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  2. ShanKat says:

    Pasty to you, darling Kaiser, is a deep tropical tan to this wee British lad.

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  3. brin says:

    Have no idea about the blinds but they are good!

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  4. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Not a total Baldwin, but very Ryan Goslingesque, and me likey. I’d totally.

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  5. Amy says:

    You can keep him. That pony tail is a deal-breaker.

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  6. mln76 says:

    My guesses for the blinds are:
    1) Zac Efron and Rumer Willis
    2)?
    3)Khloe and Lamar
    4)Gosling and Mendez
    5)Wil and Jada

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  7. Amanda G says:

    With that massive forehead and ponytail? You can have him.

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  8. whatevs says:

    you have got to be joking. sarcasm at its most…

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  9. shawna says:

    I love his boardshorts. haha looks so touristy I love it

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  10. Juu says:

    1. Tom Felton is so young but already going bald…

    2. I don’t believe in this K-stew and Sparkles relationship. There was a blind about a fake couple doing it for the business, I think it’s them.

    3. Matt Damon was just “joking”, right…

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  11. Eve says:

    His forehead can look smaller only when compared to Sinead O’Connor’s (soon to be) ex-husband’s.

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  12. Firecracker says:

    Ewww, don’t find him remotely attractive.

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  13. Kit says:

    The Lohan Christmas photo is seriously low budget

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  14. Neelyo says:

    Wow, the Lohan Xmas photo is just sad. And Lindsay is turning into Rachel Zoe.

    So that’s what Ali was singing about:

    http://youtu.be/atyX2GmY8uk

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  15. Flan says:

    Also one of the best interviewee’s I’ve ever seen with a great sense of humor.

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  16. Angel says:

    LOLLLLLLLL. I want to ‘Like’ your felton comments. Feeling it!

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  17. Laura says:

    Ummmm Tom Felton is so sexy. I love all the Feltdong love on this site nowdays! He’s been my crush since I was about 14.

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  18. Lindsey G. says:

    What is sexy about this young man with a bloated head, receding hair line and no color in his skin? I know there’s nothing wrong with my eyes…

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  19. Maya says:

    This poor dude is condemned to playing skeevy or annoying bastards for the rest of his life.
    I recently saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes and there he was in Draco mode.
    Sexy?
    Henry Cavill = sexy
    George Clooney = sexy
    Sexy is all about charisma really and Tom Felton is light years away from that.

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