Feb 15
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“Scarlett Johansson is still hanging out in a bikini, with Nate Naylor” links

ScarJo‘s ass is still in a bikini, on vacation. [Pop Sugar]
Good blind item! I‘m guessing…?? Camilla Alves? [LaineyGossip]
A seal nearly KILLED Shakira. [Dlisted]
Review of 21 Jump Street. I can‘t help it, it looks funny. [Pajiba]
Some X Factor chick got into it with Whitney Houston. [Evil Beet]
Blake Lively has a crazy stalker. [IDLITW]
Jessica Chastain‘s style is really starting to bug. [Go Fug Yourself]
Lil Wayne is going to be a baby daddy for the 5th time. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Why is Jeremy Lin a thing? Eh, I‘ll take him over Lana del Rey. [Gawker]
Photos of Marston Hefner‘s girlfriend after he beat her up. [Yeeeah]
Doutzen Kroes with her baby! [Moe Jackson]
My state, Virginia, is full of anti-choice a–holes. [The Frisky]
Ivana Trump will never NOT wear a bikini. [INFDaily]
I like Khloe Kardashian‘s outfit except for the shoes. [Celebuzz]
I love that Matt Damon & his wife had a date at a fashion show. [A Socialite Life]
Courtney Stodden‘s latest trainwreck. [PopBytes]
Jessica Alba‘s natural bitchface takes a turn for the worse. [The Blemish]

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- Heidi Klum is a rock singer now [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Heidi Klum never gets it right [Go Fug Yourself]
- Lots of gorgeous photos of Tom Hardy [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Moss is wasted [D-Listed]
- Marvel creates superhero for boy with a hearing aid! [Jezebel]
- Daniel Radcliffe wants a superhero movie [Evil Beet]
- Cool photo of couple marrying - with tornado in background [Fark]
- The best onscreen wedding parties [Buzzsugar]
- Men in Black III review [Pajiba]
- Obama bogarts the weed [Gawker]

73 Responses to ““Scarlett Johansson is still hanging out in a bikini, with Nate Naylor” links”

  1. Christine P says:

    I find it amazing that people who consider themselves “open minded” refer to others with varying opinions as a-holes. How childish. Firstly, being opposed to fetus destruction is not anti choice. Many people (and this has not been proven incorrect to date) consider the union of sperm and egg life. Its called an opinion. Learn how to form one, and respect others.

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  2. Bubbling says:

    Doutzen’s legs are infinite

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  3. nycboots says:

    Girlfriend has a boatload of cellulite for a 28 year old.

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  4. Blue says:

    Lil’ Wayne is gross. Why would you want to be with a man who already has 4 kids with 4 different women. But I guess when you go from waitress to millionaire rapper’s wife that makes everything okay *eye roll*

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  5. Tiffany27 says:

    I am DYING to know who that blind item is about. Any guesses?

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  6. AudreyS says:

    I’m glad to see her cellulite – it can be found on most women, thick AND thin. Love the Lainey BI – never would have thought Camilla is a good guess!

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  7. Allons - y Allonso says:

    Why is Scarlett Johansson?

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  8. Franny says:

    If people use their religious beliefs to try to control government policies that affect healthcare, I’m pretty sure that’s an a-hole move. If people try to take away the choice that a woman has about her body (and anything growing with in), you are against having a choice…therefore anti-choice. See how that works?

    Go thump your Bible elsewhere please. And stay out of my health.

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    • MBGB says:

      With pleasure. Now stop asking me to pay for your birth control pills. Deal?

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      • AquaticMusings says:

        What? Who’s birth control pills are you paying for? Silly. If I want birth control covered in my health insurance (which I pay for, thank you) then can I also opt out of paying for your excessive number of children that you birth because you choose not to use birth control?

        I can’t stand these comments saying, I’m paying for this persons ___ (fill in blank). Such a petty argument. I would surmise that “paying” for someone’s birth control produces QUITE a less hefty $$$ bill than paying for multiple births, social work, and welfare programs…

        Yeah. I’d rather “pay” for someone’s birth control.

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      • Tweakspotter says:

        Thank you MBGB!!

        Go “thump” your VAG anywhere YOU want just stay out of my WALLET! I could care less what you do with YOUR body, just don’t ask me to pay for YOUR CHOICES.

        And good for YOU Aquatic PAY AWAY that’s YOUR CHOICE. I’d rather not HAVE to pay for either. I would rather like the CHOICE as to what my taxes (Which I pay a lot THANK YOU!)are paying for especially for those who dont pay anything. I’d rather my taxes go to Life centers, homeless shelters, foster kids, cancer and AIDS research!

        Oh am I yelling?? LOL! Sorry…

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      • Franny says:

        I pay for my own insurance,so your wallet is not paying for my vag thumping, thanks. This isn’t about “hey government, pay for my abortions, I’m such a slutty whore” – its about having the choice to make it if I needed to.

        You can’t make the arguement that you don’t want your tax money to pay for abortions because then you also have to say “I don’t want to pay taxes for politicians to fly all over the place and eat fancy food, I don’t want to pay for food stamps for those without jobs, I don’t want to pay for the uninsured to get healthcare, and I don’t want roads built in parts I don’t drive in”. That is not how taxes work, and if they did, no one would pay them.

        All most of us want is for religious beliefs to stay out of healthcare policies. No one is forcing you to have an abortion, but if I get raped, I want the choice of not having a child concieved in such circumstances. I don’t want that choice taken away because some middle-aged man made the decision for me.

        Also, birth control is a lot cheaper than a birth in a hospital and 18 years of raising a child. Unless you would rather have your tax money go to that instead? But then you can’t make that arguement either. Guess you’ll have to choose which you prefer – paying more and more taxes to pay for all of the children that were conceived because mothers couldn’t afford birth control, or use some taxes to help pay for BC but not all of the children.

        I’m going to go get my vag thumped now, and know I can do that all day long if I wanted to since that is my choice.

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      • xxodettexx says:

        i am co-signing Franny and AquaticMusing’s comments… totes agree

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      • ZenB!tch says:

        I don’t want to pay for a skank who has 50 kids (on purpose) and is on welfare. That costs more than BCPs or abortion.

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      • AquaticMusings says:

        I wish I had the choice to do away with your randomly capitalized words. Sounding like your extremely pissy never really helps anyone’s point. Plus, it just sounds like the schizophrenics who come in the hospital with what we in the field call “word salad.”

        My point, along with many others, is that birth control is cheaper than a boatload of babies. But, whatever, perhaps I am just “vag thumping” (whatever this may be).

        Or maybe you are just having a bad day because you don’t believe in any form of contraception and your 10 children are swarming around for your attention, your bills are overdue because they cost a lot of money, and what not.

        Oh, wait, can’t be because you pay A LOT of taxes. Haha. Okay. As do I. Conservatives aren’t the only folks who have high-paying jobs.

        Although we definitely have forked tongues, hooves, and horns…

        Thanks for making me smile.

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      • AquaticMusings says:

        I second not wanting to pay for someone who has an inordinate amount of children. But I do anyway. I don’t have a choice, really. Oh, wait, I do – I could just not pay for my health insurance and be uninsured. Hmmm – pass! You live your lifestyle of hating on contraception and I will live mine in favor. I don’t want children right now and I am actually saving you money.

        With my young age and fertility I could easily be on baby number 5 by now!!

        I have actually been saving you money this entire time. You can send me a thank you card if you wish. I don’t even mind if it has spit up on it or crusted mac and cheese.

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      • MariPily says:

        I’m a Christian. I want to pay for her birth control pills, her IUD, her NovaRing, her spermicide and her condoms. I want to pay for sex education in school. I want my tax dollars to fund agencies like Planned Parenthood and Family Planning Waivers. Why? Because I DON’T want for her to end up at an abortion clinic, destroying what I believe is an innocent life. But even if she does have to make that choice, which is never an easy one, I don’t want to make her feel any worse than she already does. I would want to be there for her, as Christ is always there for me. I don’t ever want to take away a woman’s right to choose, all I can ever hope to do is reach out to any woman in that situation, and let her know there are alternatives.

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  9. Zigggy says:

    On the last ScarJo post someone compared her to “a pouty toddler with a cold”- I have NOT be able to get that out of my head!

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  10. T.C. says:

    i think scarjo lools good. she looks like she is having fun and doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her body. good for her.

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  11. Carly says:

    Eva Mendes for Lainey’s blind item, that’s my guess.

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  12. Erin says:

    Umm, I’m pro-life and I’m also pro-birth control. That doesn’t make me anti-choice now, does it? You’re either pro-choice (abortion) or pro-life (no abortion). Quit with the pc language already.
    Also, for those of you who are pro-choice, Google the Jaffe memo. Pretty disturbing stuff.

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    • xxodettexx says:

      umm, FALSE. I am pro-choice, which means that i LITERALLY stand for the WOMAN’s (aka the people that house the incubators, er i mean uteri) INDIVIDUAL CHOICE (aka, the reasoned choice made between said uteri-havers and their professional medical doctors)… i AM NOT pro-abortion (god, i am so over this lame argument) nor am i AGAINST life (hell, unlike the rigid views held by religious extremists, choice goes **both** ways! for and against)…

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    • Johanna says:

      That jaffe memo is sure something & big bad Barack Obama is behind it! Get real!

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  13. Tiffany27 says:

    Oh good grief. I’m pro “mind your own business and do what you feel is best for you and your life”.
    Everyone should try it.

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  14. kit says:

    It always suprises me that you can be totally black and white in this pro or anti choice issue.
    Everyone is different and every woman has her own story. I wouldn’t be so quick to draw a line in the sand and say absolutely yes or no.
    I really believe abortion should not be another form of birth control, only a last resort. But how easy is it for young people in the US to access birth control? And do they have the education in place so they can make an informed choice?
    I can’t imagine living in a place where the state decides what I can or cannot do with my body, that creeps me out…what’s next?
    And forcing a rape victim to bear the child???? That’s downright evil!!!!

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  15. alex says:

    I didn’t have cellulite until I gained like 30 pounds my junior year of college, then I did, and I lost the weight but it’s still there, along with some of the stretch marks. It’s not as bad as it was though.

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  16. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    I see Courtney Stodden is starting her campaign to pose for playboy. Either that, or it’s a campaign to be Hef’s new girlfriend. A playboy bunny shirt and a captains hat? Really?

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  17. ZenB!tch says:

    Birth control prevents abortion and welfare mamas…. move along.

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  18. Courtney says:

    Do you think that the blind item could possibly be Sofia Vergara? she has a son who is around 20

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  19. mia says:

    Scarlett is looking like Chelsea Clinton these days.

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  20. rhj says:

    sounds like rose is very convicted re free choice. then let her….amnd those who think like her….pay for it themselves out of pocket. why should the state subsidize the destruction of human life?

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    • Latona says:

      “sounds like rose is very convicted re free choice” –how exactly do you reach that conclusion from rose’s comment?

      “why should the state subsidize the destruction of human life?” –well, the fact is that it does. hundreds of examples, the most evident being the army.

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  21. Jane says:

    That article on the Anti-abortion bill is about the scariest thing I have ever read. I can’t even believe there are places that even considers such human rights violations! I hope there are people out there protesting against a bill so anti-women. If in New Zealand anything like this ever gained momentum I would make sure it didn’t go unchallenged. I don’t care if you are against abortion that is your CHOICE, but nobody controls another persons body ever. Go Kaiser! Your opinion is important and modern. I thank you for publicy showing disgust at this madness!

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  22. hateonit. says:

    can we all shutupppp about whatever it is that everyone is fighting over. we all have our own opinions. whatever. anyway. Scarlett has cellulite so what? did no one see the recent pic of sarah whatever her name is from modern family when she was taking pic with Ashley tisdale? her bottom was not appealing and shes extra young and reallllly thin. it just happens. normal. move on.

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  23. demian bichir says:

    The blind item is about Paula PATTON.

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