Rihanna is the third sexiest woman, says FHM UK: good choice?

Rihanna

Rihanna’s film career is taking off, y’all. She’s actually receiving pretty good reviews for her performance in the upcoming Battleship (even though the movie itself is sure to be craptastic). She’s also been floated about as a possible contender for Fast Six (of the Fast and Furious franchise) and for a role in an upcoming Seth Rogen apocalypse comedy, the latter of which completely makes sense because she’s already expressed her adoration for his pothead movies. By the way, these are photos of Rihanna outside her NYC hotel last night, and I’m not quite understanding the outfit. It looks like a peach unitard that’s sort of wrapped in a tiny skirt and still manages to peek out the bottom of the skirt. As usual, RiRi is walking around and calling attention to her crotch area.

Rihanna

That’s not all the Rihanna news for today, because FHM UK has unveiled its 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2012 list, and RiRi is probably secretly delighted at this coup even though it’s not her fault you find her sexy. Presumably, RiRi has earned her slot in part because she loves to post bikini photos of herself all over the social media networks. Although the case could be made that FHM UK’s taste runs with “trashy” more than it does towards “sexy.”

Naturally, the top two spots on the list have gone to ladies who reside across the pond. Here is FHM’s pick for the #1 slot, Tulisa Contostavlos, whom Kaiser and CB both think could easily fit in with the cast of “Jersey Shore.” Tulisa is a British singer as well as an “X-Factor” judge, and a slew of her own bikini photos can often be found at The Mail. Here is Tulisa at the FHM launch party last night:

Tulisa Contostavlos

Tulisa Contostavlos

Cheryl Cole landed in second place, but she’s probably going to never happen in America either. Here’s Cheryl looking pretty trashy on the set of her most recent music video.

Cheryl Cole

Some of the ladies of interest further down the list include the following: 6. Katy Perry; 7. Megan Fox (despite the plastic surgery addiction); 9. Mila Kunis; 11. Pippa Middleton (despite an ass made of lies); 17. Zooey Deschanel; 20. Kelly Brook; 23. Kate Upton; 27. Lana Del Rey; 30. Scarlett Johansson (who probably hates it); 31. Angelina Jolie; 32. Kate Middleton (really?); 33. Miley Cyrus; 52. Kristin Stewart (lip bite/eye roll); 65. Kim Kardashian (come on); 74. Jennifer Lawrence (yay!); 79. Jennifer Aniston; 99. Taylor Swift (ouch).

Here are more recent photos of Rihanna from her Twitter feed. One of them is actually captioned, “My n**ga I’m faded…And I don’t give a ph*ck!” Honestly, I don’t even know what that means.

Rihanna

Rihanna

Rihanna

Rihanna

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Twitter

 

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  1. Deja says:

    RiRi’s got a massive nose. I agree with the #1 choice – jersey Shore. #2 isn’t bad…she’s pretty.

  2. spinner says:

    NO!! She is trashy. UGH!!

  3. Jenna says:

    Ugh. And that’s all I have to say about that.

  4. Maguita says:

    Mila Kunis deserved to be #1 on that list. Compared to all the other ladies before her, I find her to be the sexiest in the most natural and un-try-hardy way.

  5. Aiobhan says:

    Why is Jennifer Lawrence so low on this list? Her boobs alone should place her in the top ten. Any way , no I don’t agree that five head should be in the top 3 not even my top 20. But then again I am not a 20 yr old horny male.

  6. carrie says:

    in what world Rhianna had good review for her acting in BATTLESHIP?? she’s as plausible as Paris Hilton in marine,she’s a miscat!!!

  7. ladybert62 says:

    The #1 Queen of Trashy is what she is.

  8. DetRiotGirl says:

    About that outfit, here’s what I see. She has on a peach sweater, floral shorts and some hooker panty hoes. No part of the sweater is hanging out below her crotch, those are just trashy cut outs in her leg wear.

  9. cmc says:

    Zooey Deschanel and Pippa Middleton are HOTTER than Kelly Brook and Kate Upton?! That’s total bs. I don’t believe any man anywhere would agree with that (okay, many one or two, but really?!) Who makes these lists?

  10. lucy2 says:

    That list is wacky. To me, Rihanna isn’t sexy, she’s trashy and stupid.
    That #1 girl (really) looks like Bristol Palin after a Jersey Shore makeover.
    Cheryl Cole – my Rocker Barbie had that outfit. In the 80s. It was ridiculous then, and it’s not any better now.

    Mila should be #1 on that list. Followed by Charlize.
    Do people really find Pippa hot? I think she is very ordinary looking.

  11. Tapioca says:

    Rihanna IS sexy. She’s also trashy, stupid about men and clearly suffering from chronic low self-esteem.

    However, unlike our winner Tulisa she’s never released a sex tape of herself orally pleasuring a young gentleman just in time to drum up attention for her debut solo single (which makes Cheryl Cole’s craptastic pop output sound like vintage Madonna), so that’s something.

    Mila is also hot, but marks must be deducted for hooking up with Justin Timberlake AND Ashton Kutcher!

  12. Sour worms says:

    The outfit would be fine w/o the stockings and sneakers. This girl can’t dress to save her life. And, where has she gotten good reviews for the role? Please link it b/c the ones I have seen are tearing her apart. Lets be real, she is a pop tart being used for her rabid fan base. Nothing more. Can we leave the real acting to the real actresses, please? Goes for Beyonce to. It is hard enough for minority women to find decent, non stereotypical roles as it is. Now you have singers being cast in roles just so the film makes money. stop.

  13. BlackMamba says:

    Oh you only got that safe picture from her twitter feed, what about the strip club ones?? She’s making it rain on those girls! Scandalous RiRi!

  14. Pat Dorty says:

    I don’t see it, just like Jennifer Aniston is far, far, far from the most beautiful woman in the world, I couldn’t get over that one. She must have been the only person voting. lol!

  15. MJ says:

    Cheryl Cole looks like Shania Twain unsuccessfully auditioning for TLC circa 1992.

  16. alexis says:

    It’s not her nose, it’s her forehead that’s always slightly bothered me. Not as much as her attitude though.

  17. Jenna says:

    Does anyone else think Tulisa Contostavlos looks a whole lot like a tanned up version of Bristol Palin (I’m willing to admit I just took a header down the basement stairs doing laundry this morning – cats seem to feel they MUST claw the carpet on the step my foot is about to land on – so possible brain damage at work here)? Don’t know if it’s the eye makeup or what, but dang they could be twins.

    Rihanna IS a gorgeous woman, I just wish she would fire whoever keeps styling her like a sad 1990′s hooker. At least aim for a slightly classier callgirl vibe? Shoot for the moon – royal courtesan? Or I don’t know, start with shower that involves both water AND soap. (Come on RiRi -there ARE hemp based bath products, take a toke AND a bubble bath. Live a little!)

  18. debunker says:

    I’ll cut to the chase : she’s not good-looking and her style is tacky.

  19. Skinnybetch says:

    She’s so obnoxious. Seriously grow the f up.

  20. Paula says:

    She is disgusting! All she does is take pictures of herself & post them.

  21. Ginger says:

    From everything I’ve seen the British like trashy in general…although I don’t think we Americans are too far behind them in that regard! LOL! Personally, I think genuine sexiness is more of an inner thing combined with some physical traits. The actions of most of these “sexy” women don’t make them sexy in my mind. Trashy is definitely a better term for it…classiness goes a long way IMO.

  22. Katie says:

    That picture of Cheryl doesn’t do her any favours but if you watch the music video she’s sexy as hell.
    http://youtu.be/IYT6rbxNn30
    It’s a shame her music is so shit. Bring back Girls Aloud!

    Mila Kunis should’ve definitely topped the list. She managed to stay hot despite years of hitting it with Macaulay Culkin’s zombie like corpse.

  23. Flim says:

    Ri-Ri reminds me of Steve-O before his sobriety-addicted to getting messed up and being recorded. She seems to be in trouble.

  24. Jordan says:

    RiRi is a beautiful woman but she is not sexy for the simple fact she likes to hoe it up and try to make herself look badass/don’t give a f***. I don’t know what half the crap that comes out of her mouth means and she probably doesn’t either. She is just trying to make something happen with as little actual work as possible, as is the case w/ most pop stars now.

  25. Abby says:

    No. She’s pretty, yes. She has a great ass, yes. Uh …. that’s all I’ve god. Those nails, ugh ….

  26. lu says:

    I saw Battleship a few weeks ago, it is pretty bad, but she was surprisingly ok in it! I was expecting her to be terrible, but she pulls it off, even though the character is unrealistic.

    Askars & Liam Neeson are hardly in the film, so don’t go to see it for them.

  27. Laura says:

    Tulisa is pretty hot these days, especially compared to when she first broke out with N Dubz. However, she now has a sex tape and I guarantee that’s the only reason she got number 1 with this disgraceful excuse of a magazine. Still, at least its better than some of our other fine UK publications like Nuts or Zoo. Ugh