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It is WAY too early in the morning to be assaulted by these Lindsay Lohan photos, I know. I couldn’t help it. If this is the crack-face I have to look at this morning, so do you. These are pics of the Cracken at the A&E upfronts last night. I’m guessing this was a “job” for her – maybe something to do with the Elizabeth Taylor movie for Lifetime? You know what I think is weird/funny/sad? Lindsay always pulls this stunt. She’ll go along, gradually improving her “look” for a month or two, then she’ll finally get a chance to walk a red carpet, and BAM! CRACKFACE. She did it at the AmFar gala a few months ago too. She looked like death warmed over during her Today Show interview back in March (when she claimed she was a “homebody”), and since then, she seemed like she was trying to look a bit more “cleaned up.” So, is this her pattern? Is this how she gets attention? Every three months, she walks a red carpet and makes sure she’s the most busted looking crackie there, so she can get all of the attention?
Honestly, I don’t think the Cracken even thinks that far ahead. And you know she’s a delusional monster too, so she probably thinks she’s looks awesome here. Just a few things I’d like to note:
*Her slug lips look WORSE when she tries to close her mouth.
*NEVER wear orange-coral lipstick when you have A) ginger hair, B) slug lips and C) a filthy crack face.
*NEVER wear white-silver eye shadow. Ever.
*Remember how everyone was like “Oh, thank God she went back to the ginge.” Well, look at those ratty extensions! This just proves her hair can look just as awful when she’s back to being a ginger.
*She looks like a Marx brother with those chola brows.
*Is the makeup on her forehead DARKER than the makeup on the lower part of her face?
That’s all I’ve got. CB wanted me to mention that there are some promotional images of LL on Glee floating around – you can see some here. I think next week’s episode will be Lohan’s appearance as a “judge”. Allegedly, Glee cut her part down significantly when they realized how crackie she is, and they didn’t want to have to deal with her six-hours-late dumbass.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Drugs, Fashion, Lindsay Lohan
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this is not that bad. I have seen worst of the cracken.
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me too, this is not that bad.
personally, these photos are her WORST.
LOL
http://www.binsidetv.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lindsay-lohan-dina-kim-kardashian-wedding-09.jpg
http://www.askkissy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lindsay-lohan-dina-kim-kardashian-wedding-01.jpg
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no, those aren’t the worst. Those pics of her in that flower shirt are the worst.
edit: this one – http://www.celebitchy.com/148026/linnocent_is_back_in_la_meeting_with_lawyers_and_looking_strung_out/
and i’m sorry in advance
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What’s the etiquette on wearing a long, white gown to someone else’s sham wedding?
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@ Jo Mama Besser : etiquette for wearing white to someone else’s sham wedding.
I think the rule is that if its a sham wedding, its OK for any of the guests to dress up as sham virgins in white.
I once wore a black dress to a wedding. It was the only long dress I had and I was trying to cover up casts on both feet. But I made sure to stay far away from the bride for all photo ops. I do have some idea of decorum!
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@hazeldazel, you win! Please no more…
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I love how everyone on this thread has their own collection of Lindsay’s worst looks xD My personal favorite:
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wenn2621819.jpg
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duuude, in that pic of her in the white dress for Kim K’s wedding, she totally has a small round orangey stain on the middle, right side of her dress (left in the picture, slightly below that cheap looking jewel-y piece).
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also, there’s a hint of her crack-teeth (the chip she supposedly ZOOMed out – as if that treatment fixes chipped teeth?) already forming at this point.
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what makes her face so dam puffy?? geeze louise!!
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The image I’ll never forget from her disastrous Ungaro gig:
http://i.cocoperez.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wenn2600146_e__oPt.jpg
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oh hell no! super busted. eewww!
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Agree. She looks OK. She makes baby steps but it’s better than anything or it could be worst.
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Everything about this look is tragic. From her K mart dress to her Dollar Store make up to that dumb hair pin in her hair. It is a real shame because I remember the Lindsay that use to be flawless in her designer gowns. She was groomed from head to toe by professionals.
Now it’s so obvious that she burned everyone that she can’t get a famous designer to even lend her a decent gown because of her sneaky sticky fingered crackwhore shenanigans.
PS Is there a single event this girl can go to without getting high.
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O.
M.
GGGGGG.
I am one of the few positive, eternal dumbasses out there who fosters the hope that the Cracken (yes, Kaiser…I have thrown in the towel and I’m referring to her by the well earned moniker you have given her) will eventually take advantage of the 25,000 chances that have been given to her, and one day pull her sh*t together. Despite all evidence to the contrary, I root for her.
After these pictures? I think I’m done. WHAT the hell is it that she keeps injecting into her face? WHAT?!? Isn’t there ANYONE in Camp Lohan who can make her step AWAY from the 20 gauge syringes filled with brake fluid?! And, oh, LOVE that line of delineation where her orange spray tan has only adhered to her neck, the bridge of her nose and her eyebrows. Awesome look. Really.
What makes me finally stop my personal Team Lohan cheering section after viewing these pictures, is…her eyes. Her cracked-out, hillbilly-high, stoned out of her gourd, completely vacant eyes. I am just SO disappointed in her. She can’t hide being a tweaker in these new photos. I don’t know why I’ve been so invested in Lindsay pulling herself together until this point, but I feel like a disappointed mother whose kid has just come home with a full body tattoo, an ex-con BF and knocked up, to boot.
What a WASTE. You’re right. CRACKEN.
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At first I looked at those painted on brows. I thought, WTF?
Then I saw the ratty, washed out, falling out extensions. I thought, WTF?
Then I realized the tan was done in ‘stages’ – as in one stage was done, and the rest forgotten. Again, WTF?
And then I saw the eyes. The out-of-you-mind, nobody-home, flying-high-without-parachute, STONED to the 10th degree EYES.
And I thought – Ahhhhhhh,… SHEEEEEE’SSS BAAAAAACCKKKKKK !!!!!
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she looks so dreadful I had to comment again…what a hot hot mess. I hope these celebs go to this site and read the comments. I think there’s very good input that they could benefit from!
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Why would anybody wear a bobbypin in the front of heir head, on only one side, when their hair is parted in the middle, on a red carpet??
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You might it if you had side swept bangs because they’d be shorter if you parted you hair in the middle. Or if you had a cowlick so your hair stuck up a bit on that side. Of you know, if your brain was rotted from years of drug use and you were currently high.
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How can anyone say this doesnt look that bad? It isn’t her WORST look, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t incredibly awful.
The worst part, is that she looks completely out of it. She can’t even close her mouth! The dark shading of her face and eye brows looks crazy, yet she is posing as if she is stunning. That is some coke-fueled confidence going on right there.
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Agreed. The veneers make a huge difference. At least they are white.
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My fave bad Lilo shot:
http://randomizeimg.s3.amazonaws.com/2010/06/disney-stars-gone-bad-2.jpg
and my new fave which I think I already posted but I can’t find:
http://www.coolbuddy.com/gallery_pics/imgs/Lindsay-Lohan-looks-bad.jpg
These new ones aren’t as bad because even though she is sooooo stoned and totally puffy she has the red hair. It helps so much.
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That second pic is a Cracken masterpiece.
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but I wonder what’s with the constant bloated face though? :s
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coke bloat: When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.
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yep-it’s why amanda bynes and her looks like twins now.
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Her fingers look like sausages too
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A+ name hahahaha
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Thank you! lol
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I think she’s on fillers again, just look at her cheeks.. *shiver*
as for the coke.. to understand if she’s on it or not just look at her eyes and nose.
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She got cheek implants and they’ve looked awful…. Are implants removable?
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Yes!! Cheek implants are one of the easiest surgeries to reverse because they’re literally just screwed in. She could get it done in a heartbeat if she wanted to. Just shows how delusional she is, she actually thinks they look good.
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Why would you want/need fillers if you’ve already done check implants?
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Oh, janie, that is just disgusting! I don’t want ANYTHING screwed into my face. That sounds positively painful!
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I swear, I feel like I can smell this girl through my computer! and it smells like a mix of caustic chemical, dirty underwear and Jean Nate. Naaaasty!
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I never post things like this but…omg, you actually made me burst out laughin’. Thanks, Jean Nate…you made my morning!
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OMG. Now I smell it too!
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Holy crackhead! I love the poses, she thinks she looks good. She is cracked out of her mind!
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I agree! I don’t think a lucid person would pose the way she is, looking the way she does.
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You can tell she thinks that squinty thing she does with her eyes and the duck face are sexy. They’re her “signature” facial expressions 😒
On a positive note, her nose is looking a little less decomposed.
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Agreed. Lohan totally thinks she’s the hottest thing in the room.
At least we can be thankful the Cracken retired the “finger-in-the-mouth” and “blowing-kisses-to-the-camera” poses.
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Mort, that makeup is so bad, it’s worse than ever. I’ve seen better makeup on a dead body, you should know that:)
I love the heavy white concealer stripe on the nose the best. It’s trying to hide the wrecked, red mess behind it. Spackle.
You guys, I get to see her pics on the new iPad retina display. It’s freaking scary how close up and HD I can get the pics.
You know, to smell the Jean Nate better. Or for you young ones Jean Nahtay. Haha!
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There are stages of cocaine highs. At the start when you’ve only had a bit, you look pretty. Then you have some more and you look manic. By the time you look like she does, it means you’ve been railing for a few hours and aren’t sure how to walk anymore.
She’s a binger whose addiction lies to her and says she looks great.
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You know, at first it was funny. But now she’s way past sad and pathetic. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
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@originaltiff, yes! I know that’s right. I’ve seen decomp cases that look better than her 😉 That white stripe down the front of her nose is a mighty bad attempt at shading (to hide her collapsing nose).
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I think it’s safe to say that she can no longer afford a make-up artist. And is that bobby pin supposed to be there???
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I know, right? Bobby pin was the first thing I saw after rapidly trying to look away from the clay road forehead.
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I suspect that bobby pin is holding down her breakage from the extensions.
I bet what is left of her natural hair, is not 4 inches long.
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I bet her own hair is shorter than that, just like Britney’s.
Long hair weighs A LOT, and I get headaches if my bun/ponytail is too tight or too high. (I don’t know about extensions, because I’ve never had them.)
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Those lips…. *shudders*
What’s with the bobby pin? Is it to keep her hair from falling in her face when she bends down to snort her crack?
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First of all you don’t snort crack you smoke it. If you want to dump on her please know what you’re talking about
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@’if you want to dump on her please know what you’re talking about’.
Are you serious? Of all the things that can be said on this thread – this is what sticks in your craw?
Why don’t you go find a puppy to kick off a balcony of something…. Di@k.
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Actually, don’t be surprised if the Cracken has found a way to both smoke and snort crack. She’s that gifted.
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I find it both charming and cute that I.want.shoes doesn’t know too much about hard drugs! I am very sure that it’s a good thing
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Oh holy hell! Damn if this isn’t the billboard for a busted face I don’t know what is. What in the hell is wrong with the makeup/fake tan/bronzer around her eyebrows?
Hahahahaaa thanks for always making me feel like a beauty queen even when I just roll out of bed Lindsay!
I will read comments but I can’t look at those pictures again..YUCK.
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She’s the fastforward Charlie Sheen button.
Charlie also goes through the same thing, but every year. Lohan does it every other month.
Not to sound mean, but it has gotten tiresome this yo-yo drugging. Sometimes, when reading articles like these, I just feel like screaming Overdose already! So we can go on with the mourning, and shaking our heads at her refusal to get serious help, and the chances, outrageous chances she had gotten at getting her sh-t together.
Sorry, this story and pictures made me morose.
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I know. Awful. But sometimes I find it fascinating-like isn’t it astounding that she’s able to still get into these places? and the fact that she’s (and Charlie Sheen for that matter) are still walking upright-wow.
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Crackroaches. The both of them.
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Did she leave the bobby pin in on the right side of her hair on purpose?
I kind of dig the shoes, though.
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Seen much much worse… tho she still looks bl**dy awful
Agreed! Absolutely lurvvvve the shoes (is that allowed?!?!)
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It’s allowed! Cracken accessories can occasionally be attractive ;o)
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This is sad
She needs to get it together!
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Oh shit! She looks dreadful, weird, almost like Lee Ann Rhimes! Whats up with her eyebrows? Why are they so dark. And why doesn’t she apply the spray tan evenly to her face.
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Looks like what happens around my hairline when the guy who does my color doesn’t put enough goo on to make sure it doesn’t stain my skin. That must be a dye job on those brows, not a color pencil or fill-in. Egad!
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I bet she is darkening her eyebrows in preparation for her LT movie. Her eyes are totally dead. How on earth is she going to pull off that movie??? I just don’t see it happening.
Someone needs to lock her in a room, get rid of those extensions, let her natural hair grow back and the fillers and drugs leave her system.
I know, I know, I am being delusional.
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Dang, she needs to go back under her bridge. YUCK.
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Can she actually not close her mouth? Rough life.
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Hiiiigh as a kite on top of the crackface. Oy!
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Yup
So high that she looks like she has no idea where she is.
So high that she forgot to take off the bobby pin.
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i just don’t think she can keep it together for longer than a few weeks/few appearances. the yearning for the sweet nectar and crack take over, and she ends up looking like this.
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don’t do drugs, kids!
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She must have went to the Olsen School of Posing….say “Prune”.. Like Lee Ann Rhimes, she looks almost alien.
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The Cracken looks completely wasted here.
Also, the budget doctor who did her lips screwed up. Notice how the left side of her upper lips is puffier than right.
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You’re absolutely right, check out the 2nd pic. One side is way more puffed up. I imagine she gets this stuff done in a strip mall. And I think she put the bobby pin in her hair when she was doing her make-up and was so wasted she forgot to take it out.
What I’m dying to know is who is that posing with her? I imagine it’s Dina.
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ha! she looks high as a kite. this girl needs to stop. the darker forehead makes her look like a rejected Klingon..
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She’s hanging out with her indian pimp vikram chattel again. He has a history of substance abuse and has been to rehab almost as many times as her.She always looks like a complete mess when he is around. Last time it was the teeth.
Shame because she was looking better recently
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My eyes….that face is burning my eyes. That thing in those pictures looks horrible. My gawd won’t she ever learn?
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Holy smokes, she’s absolutely blitzed in those photos! And wtf happened to her eyebrows, did she fill them in with Crayola?
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Oh god… I’m going to have nightmare about this.
Her face is so puffy I doubt she can move it..I’m not even talking about the lips.. I can’t..!
She really is a genius in getting herself uglier and uglier.
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Wait, that’s Lindsay? I thought it was the puffer fish from Finding Nemo!
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Smdh.
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I like her shoes. That’s it.
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The parting of the lips every photo, straight from the Jennifer Lopez School of Posing. Those puffer fish lips are awful. But she looks good otherwise.
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I´m sorry Linds but everything is wrong here, the skin colour, the hair, the makeup, the facial expressions
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Why oh why does she have Ali Lohan eyebrows?! The other stuff you have to be up close to see, but those brows…You may be able to see them from space.
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She was looking good for a few weeks there. Now, looks like shes back on fillers. She looks like tanning bed mom to boot. Horrid, horrid, horrid.
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Haha, to me A&E stands for Accident & Emergency (AKA hospital’s emergency room) and for a second there I thought she was crackposing at the entrance of the hospital as she was being brought in. Which… made a strange amount of sense, somehow.
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Looks like all that ugly she has inside has finely worked to the surface…….
and she os so drugged out in those shots I defy someone to say shes clean and sober….. and somebody that the magic markers away she using them for makeup now….
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what the hell is going on with her zombie fingernails!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Unbelievably, I don’t think that’s the WORST she’s ever looked, but that’s really saying something.
She looks totally wasted, and everything on her face is just…wrong.
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Worst deployment of bronzer and eyebrow pencil ever.
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Is she trying to emphasize her eyebrows to remind people of Elizabeth Taylor? Ugh… Fail
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@SmokeyBlues I think you’re right, that’s what I was thinking too, she’s trying on her “Elizabeth Taylor brows”. If these are the brows she’s bringing to the movie then we know what a mess this is going to be, a hot mess for sure. What about Taylor’s black hair? a wig from Walmart? Please, poor Elizabeth deserves better.
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This girl always looks dirty!
That hair is awful; her makeup is silly – dark eyebrows and white silver shadow? eeekkkkk!
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She doesn’t look that bad IMO, her lips are too big but they don’t look as busted as she usually has them and her hair looks nice IMO, way better than when she has those nasty blonde extensions…
If she didn’t have her eyes constantly at half mast she wouldn’t look so crackie.
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Coral lipstick should be a no no for anyone under 65. My grandmother wore it along with Shalimar perfume, large pearl clip-on earrings and a honkin fake emerald ring. And she NEVER wore nude nail polish and wouldn’t have been caught dead in public without a proper manicure. Either my gramma or Liz T. needs to come back from the grave and teach this girl about the wonders of facial powder-the ol’ dame wasn’t messing with some damn spray.
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Wait. What about nude nail polish? is it frowned upon? Is it wrong? I must know.
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It’s actually THE color of the season, but more tangerine. Looks great on dark skin. Just got some, thought it would be weird, but it looks great with a tan.
On the Cracken, not so much.
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I’ve worn orangey coloured glosses in the summer and/or when I’m tan for YEARS.
Although, my fish-lips aren’t stuffed to the gills (get it?) with fillers and junk.
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You guys don’t know your drug faces very well. This isn’t a cracked out face, this is an opiate/benzo I’m about to fall asleep face. She was probably wired up and had to be “put down”.
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+1
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No I would get that face at the end of a binge; though I can believe someone made her pop a benzo before she walked.
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Yup. She looks, as my mom would say, “loaded”
Either heavy pills or possibly heroin.
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“landing gear” = benzos used to bring someone down from the coke high LOL
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I think this is the look of someone who finally realizes~it really is over for her. She had her chances, and blew it, and now no one wants her anymore. This is just steps away from death by overdose, which ironically enough will make her more relevent when only Dina & Michael Lohan (2 of the slimiest,most disgusting “parents” any unfortunate soul could have) will be able to profit from it. It is revolting, and tragic. Not a tragedy, the Cracken could have saved herself~certainly enough people reached out to help. The best thing you can do for that young woman is ignore her any further~trying to stay in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons is still the spot light. It isn’t even fun to watch the train wreck happening-just sad and pathetic…
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+1
There’s this very uncomfortable, eerie sense of knowing what is going to become of her, and soon. Having to watch it being publicly played out is all the worse. Her sister will soon follow if she doesn’t get the frak away from mommy dearest.
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Does anyone here watch real housewives of new jersey and can we please discuss what ashlee did to her face cuz she looks exactly like Lohan???
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sorry, this is my comment.
Very bad, she does not have light in the eyes, she is off, her skin is opaque, its expression is tired and sleepy, very bad. The pin in the hairs is horrible.
Nice dress.
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Oh God!! With the fake Tanner disaster on her face and the lips the last thing she needed to add to that was Octomom brows! I’m a huge fan of a Fuller brow but this is not how its done.
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Cover the freckles.. she hates the freckles.. must endorse her skin cover product.. Trying the M M eye make up.. Botox injections have been used by several celebrities to get a perfect pout. When lips are injected with botox, the wrinkles on the lips get smoothened and that causes the lips to look fuller. This has emerged as a very popular option for those in the field of glamor.
Besides Botox injections, injecting collagen, restylane, hyaluronic acid and artecoll can also help give plumper lips. For those who are not keen to visit a plastic surgeon to get such implants or injections, there is another option. Nowadays lip plumpers are available in the market. These contain ingredients such as peppermint, cinnamon, wintergreen, niacin or cinnamon which irritate the outer layers of your lips. These dilate the blood vessels and this increases the flow of blood to the lips. So you might experience a tingling sensation when you apply a plumper and the swelling creates an impression of plump lips. Whatever she suffers.. dark brows are not good either..
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her face makes her look like a blowfish.
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She looks awful, and different, but in a bad way. Those lips look like a swollen anus, sorry. Imagine having to have all that work done at age 25 to “erase” evidence of hard-partying, too much sugar, a horrid diet and drug and alcohol abuse. Just imagine. Add to that her nasty and entitled personality. Just vile.
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Lips like a swollen anus…I’m still giggling…
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This is definitely the absolute worst she has ever looked.
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She looks like a late 40′s bar worker. she is nasty.
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She’s almost oranger than Tanning Mom.
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Yep.
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OMG, she was so pretty, flawless… Was.
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OMFG! THIS is the face that’s supposed to play the lovely Elizabeth Taylor?!?!?!
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I know! What the devil is wrong with Lifetime?! Are they so desperate to drum up publicity for this farce of a movie that they resort to hiring the Cracken? I mean come on!
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I’m assuming she does her own makeup, and like most things, she sucks at it. Have you guys seen this vid of Lindsay’s age progression?
http://famousplastic.com/2012/04/04/the-lindsay-lohan-face-morph-video/
SCARY! I can absolutely NOT believe that this girl is only 25. She needs to stop with the plastic surgery (and get a job so she can afford a makeup artist)
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Disturbing.
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Third pic down – check out the sides of her nose. She’s got some serious “shading” going on and it extends all the way up to above her brows. Wtf!!!!
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She looks VERY masculine here. Whatever she’s done to it, including the drug abuse, has absolutely taken away ANY attractiveness she might have once had. It looks like she’s moved from coke to heroin too, hence the sleepy eyes. She just cant wait to get into the 27 club.
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A bobby pin on the red carpet? Lord.
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Thank God someone else noticed! The bobby pin is the weirdest thing about it. Is she planning on picking locks later? WTC?
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Is it me or does anyone else see her trying to do a make-up emulating katface a la Kardashian?
All the shading, under-eye concealer and high lighting?
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I saw these pictures on another site last night. The writers and commenters were going on and on about how flawless and gorgeous she looked and how it’s proof “she’s back!”. I thought I was losing my damn mind cus it’s obvious she looks like hell! Thanks, for confirming that she does in fact look terrible and I’m NOT going crazy!
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I don’t think the foundation is a different color on her forhead, I’m gonna guess that she didn’t put any on her forehead. Because she didn’t have any dark circles to cover up up there. And she thought her foundation was a perfect match for her skin. And… she’s an idiot.
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I saw these pictures on another site last night. The writers and commenters were going on and on about how flawless and gorgeous she looked and how it’s proof “she’s back!”. I thought I was losing my damn mind cus it’s obvious she looks like hell! Thanks, for confirming that she does in fact look terrible and I’m NOT going blind or crazy!
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Is it me or does the Cracken, Megan “Thumbs” Fox and Kim kartrashian beginning to look the same? It’s the ridiculous plastic surgeries, right?
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YES! It’s the “filler look”. They all have an odd pillow-y look to their faces from all the injections. Very strange..almost like they became CGI caricatures of their former selves…
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Poor girl she look so old and very unattractive ,who wants her to play Liz Taylor is delusional she has nothing of her beauty and grace.
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When it comes to Lindsay, the industry does not seem to be on the same page as the public. Cannot figure out why.
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She’s blowing all the old dudes (and chicks) in Hollywood.
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2nd picture – her nails look broken and grungy. Why’s she holding them up against her face like that?
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Someone below pointed out that she’s stretching her neck to hide the double chin. I think maybe she’s covering her neck with her hand for the same reason.
But yeah her nails are awful. They look like mine after I’ve worked in the scene shop for several hours. What was she doing between when she got dressed and when these photos were taken that jacked up her manicure so badly? A little light carpentry around the house?
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Someone should tell her to stop trying to make sexy fly. That shit is way left.
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Those bloated anus lips are disgusting. And her forehead and neck are the same color, yet the rest of her face is lighter. FAIL.
And LOOK AT HER NAILS. I probably need antibiotics just from viewing her photos. Nasty.
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Is body dysmorphia like a virus that one contracts in the waters in Hollywood or something? Seriously, how do these people not understand how jacked their faces are? I think this one is going to end up like Lara Flynn Boyle.
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Sadly, this one’s not going to live as long as Lara Flynn Boyle, I suspect.
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Nice bobby pin.
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She now looks like Michael Lohan Sr. in a wig. I actually believe she thinks she looks good too
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Notice she is stretching her neck to avoid the triple chins. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE HER PUPILS AT?
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Ay yi yi.
I am the worst extension spotter on the planet: what are the tells here that this isn’t her real hair? Hasn’t she had long hair since 2005/2006?
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I can’t usually spot extensions, either, but this one is easy. It’s the different color of her ends versus the top of her hair; you can also easily see the way the darker color is “weaved” in to the lighter hair up top. And no, she hasn’t had long hair since 2006; it was chin-length short as recently as the end of last year. Until she figured out that maybe focusing attention on her chin wasn’t such a fab idea.
My guess is that her real hair is very, very short — a few inches at most.
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Holy coke bloat! She’s higher than a dubai building! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. She’s holding out for the 27 club because she fancies she’s a talented star. 2 more years, ya’ll.
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Weird. I really like her dress and shoes, which is unusual for me in this Century of the Fug. The face and hair tho… Remind me of me … As a junkie. Not good.
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Can she not breathe through her nose anymore? And that’s about the worst spray on tan I’ve ever seen.
She should sue whoever sprayed her. Her legs are about 100X as dark as her hands.
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She is BAKED out of her mind in those pics!
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I cannot stand her freaking lips! She used to have such pretty, perfectly shaped lips. WHY does she do this to herself? She looks ridiculous. She needs to cut about a foot off of her hair, stop taking baths in a vat of self-tanner (I mean really – what color is she right now?! It’s hideous!), and just STOP with the lip injections and whatever else she is doing to her face. She clearly hates herself.
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What a complete loser – here she is promoting a high profile movie for her big “comeback” and she shows up wasted out of her skull.
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Michael K believes she is setting a trend called “the ombre tan.” Bwahahaa.
Cheap looking dress. Very Bad looking everything else. Her eyes seem to be getting smaller.
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All I can see are the eyebrows. What a mess.
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I’d hate to have someone critique the way I look at every single moment, but I will say this.
I don’t think this is her worst.
I’m not an expert on hair/extensions, “ratty” or not, I think it looks better than the fried-to-a-crisp blonde.
Eyebrows . . . no. Not a good look
Foundation: it looks like she either used two different colors or completely forgot to blend.
Her lips still look ridiculous, but other than that, her face doesn’t look as wrecked as it did around the time she did SNL.
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I’d hate it too but she was once very attractive and has access to a make up artist not to mention she doesn’t have anything else to do but look good.
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looks like someone got into mommys bathroom cabinet…found the bottle of QT:/ @least she figured out the white stuff was eye shadow and not well ya know something else.
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Okay, where to start?…
Her forehead and body are one colour, and the lower half the lower half of her face is several shades more pale (paler?);
The hair is…not good;
Her chiclets and lips are to big to allow her to close her mouth;
Those eyebrows. No. Just. NO.
And yes, it looks like a “parent network function” meaning all those networks on the wall are owned by the same parent company.
*raises cracktini to the Usual Suspects; scrolls up to read the comments*
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Wait, didn’t the producers of the Elizabeth Taylor movie tell her to knock it off with the fillers and plastic surgery?
Somebody doesn’t listen…
Please fire her now.
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hi LeeLoo i always read your posts and congrats on your sober years and getting married next year
you’d think she would appreciate & abide by those LT producers giving her this GIANT chance (even tho only they & she think she is deserving of it). Self sabotage comes to mind. I think she only thinks she wants that chance to prove her big comeback because the rate she looks now doubtful she will make it to the first day of filming. yup if they don’t fire her first pretty sure she will unhire herself and will conjure up that excuse to legitimize it in her mind. In my line of work I see self sabotage behaviors all the time and it is really sad not only the person who is given so many chances but those who work really hard to help them get these chances. ok how many times can i use the word chance in this comment sorry bout that.
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Her makeup looks like mine did in the early ’90s, when I had to steal it from my mom’s expired cosmetics stash from the 1980s and apply it in secret in the elementary school washroom. The difference is that I was 12.
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Clearly she is Elizabeth Taylor reborn.
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I disagree, I think she looks fine. BUT, she needs to fire her makeup artist. Her dress is cute though, really cute.
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what is that lone bobby pin supposed to be doing?
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That’s Elizabeth Taylor right there. Elizabeth Taylor a couple of weeks before she kicked the bucket. That’s when the Cracken is playing her right?
Also who’s playing Dick? Charlie Sheen with his false teeth out?
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She looks like Elizabeth. In her casket. In the ground.
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Ha ha. Six months after the funeral maybe.
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She looks dazed, just not all there. I’m rooting for this girl, but it seems like she’s into self-sabotaging herself. It’s sad!
Her parents suck at being parents and I know that that has alot to do with how she acts and all of the stunts she’s pulled.
I just hope she comes out of it somehow.
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I think she’s old enough for us to finally stop blaming her sh!tty parents for everything wrong in her life.
She’s been an adult for 7 years now, at least. That’s a long enough time to realize that you are responsible for your own decisions, and riding the pitty train over mommy and daddy’s total lack of parenting skills gets you only so far.
She knows full well that she is still being excused by people who remember her as a child actor and feel sorry for her, and she is using and abusing this line of thinking to get herself whatever she wants, including a million second chances.
I say enough with all this being her parents falt. Time to wake up, smell the crack pipe, and throw it out the window.
* Yeah, I’m sure she’ll get right on it, LOL…
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might be time for the vultures to back off – this child doesn’t need any more negativity in her life…she is entering Winehouse territory and it’s getting scary
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Child?
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This is as bad as usual, it just doesn’t look as bad with red hair and warmer make up.
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What’s wrong with you people?
That’s not Lindsay, that’s the tan mom.
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Jesus, you owe us like a million pictures of Fassy and Askars for having to look at that face. I can’t believe what she has done to herself. If that’s not an anti drug/alcohol/injections poster I don’t know what is.
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Ok imagine being the person who had to cut her tampon string in machete during the bikini scene … True story . She had to call someone on the set to get an assistant to cut it . Puke job
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what. thee. fk. are you serious??? no more words.
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it’s called exfoliator, try it.
50 shades of orange…
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Seriously. And use some spa gloves to help scrub off all the layers. YUCK.
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This girl is done, over, finished. She has had so many chances to redeem herself and screws up every single time. This is tragic but who is surprised? She’s her own worst enemy and looks like a reject cast member of Mob Wives.
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As of this exact moment, I’ve officially moved out of the the ‘giving a sh!t’ teritory.
Oh, how sweet the freedom from Ckackendom.
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…what a mess….That’s pretty much all I can say that hasn’t already been eloquently worded.
I wonder if ‘Blinded by the cracken’ is covered on my insurance policy…
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Crazy that this girl is the same age as me ans has had more opportunities and money than I could ever dream of having, and yet I feel my life is far better!
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And somebody hired this delicate flower to play Liz Taylor!! WTF ppl??
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Did anyone else see Mother Crackhead’s interview on Access Hollywood?
http://watch.accesshollywood.com/video/dina-lohan-talks-lindsay-lohan%E2%80%99s-meeting-with-woody-allen/1634281767001
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The bad make up job is to try to distract from the atrocious botox, filler abuse done by some cheap hack doctor. There are literally thousands of women in LA who look like this, unfortunately. Even dentists can give shots and she’s a poster child for someone other than a trained plastic surgeon trained well using these products. What I don’t understand is how she can’t see how bad she looks, is her world devoid of mirrors or something?
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If I were her I wouldnt leave the house! WHY does she look like she is getting worse? I mean how can someone look in the mirror and say ” I look pretty” when they look like that!
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I think she’s back on the stuff. Her eyes are so glazed over and the last pictures of her before this showed her looking more alert. She’s gonna be dead one these days, y’all.
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Her skin is so dehydrated ick!
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did anyone notice her hands?!? Def. poor circulation… Its terrible. She is completely in denial. I think she hsould completely go into hiding shave her head no more extensions… and start taking care of herself for 6mos to a year! Obviously this girl is not mentally sound and needs to go back to rehab!! I don’t think being in the spotlight is going to help the poor girl.
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Never have I ever seen a bobby pin in a celebrity’s head.. EVER. Like, really LiLo, for real? She’s a mess.
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