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Here are some newish photos of Kim Kardashian, heretofore known as “Ol’ Starfish-Boob Kardashian”. Ol’ Starfish-Boob (OSB) was in Miami over the weekend, being paid to party at an event at the Delano Beach Club, sponsored by Midori. I kind of think Starfish Boob looks okay here – she must have taken out her long-ass extensions and this might be all of her natural hair. Her hair might be the only natural thing about her (unless you’re counting hair dye) in these photos, because girl still has a crazy jacked face. I literally have no idea why she does that to her lips – her old lips were fine.
Anyway, Starfish-Boob walked the carpet solo, but E! News points out that Kanye West was at the event – he was just inside, waiting for her, and they had a special date night in Miami. I know they’re both famewhores and everything, but is anyone else kind of surprised by how drama-free their relationship has been thus far? And by that I mean that Kanye hasn’t had any Twitter meltdowns over Kim, and there have been no public blowouts or anything. It’s almost like their competing drama-queen personas cancel each other out and they both end up pretty calm. Kim continues to give interviews about how much she loves Kanye and… nothing. There’s no drama. Here’s Kim’s latest interview:
Kim Kardashian has revealed that rapper Kanye West makes her feel “special”. The ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ star – who split from husband Kris Humphries in October after just 72 days of marriage – has been dating the rapper since April and says they are very happy together.
She said: “It’s been tough since the break up of my marriage but I always believed I would find love again and I’m so happy I have. I’m always smiling in Kanye’s company and he makes me feel so special.”
Kim and Kanye were friends for eight years before beginning a relationship, and the brunette beauty thinks that is why they work so well as a couple.
She said: “Me and Kanye spent time as friends first and I see a real benefit in that. Once a relationship goes past the honeymoon phase, you need the strong base of friendship to keep it working.”
Despite her reality TV shows depicting rows between herself, sisters Khloe and Kourtney and their mother Kris Jenner, Kim insists that the Kardashian family have never had a real problem with one another.
She told Closer magazine: “The arguments never last long. My mum is the rock of the family. And my sisters and I work together, so we fall out. But when you read that we’ve not spoken for weeks, it’s never true. We’re a close family.”
Eh. Kimye is almost boring at this point. They’ve been together – officially! – for about four or five months. Shouldn’t there be a proposal or a pregnancy coming soon? Otherwise I’m going to stop paying attention to them.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Kim Kardashian
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Kim and Kanye were friends for eight years, translation: “K&K were boning for eight years”.
Amber Rose called out Katface for this.
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I do believe they could have been more than just ‘friends’ all these years. However, I wouldn’t consider Amber Rose a reliable source..
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Yeah, it’s pretty well known that Kim cheated on Reggy with Kanye and there are rumors that Kanye cheated on his then fiancee with Kim, smh, these two are made for each other.
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Until she turned sideways she was doing ok. But OSB really needs to learn her real size cause she is busting out all over in that dress. Also white makes her look even bigger. So she didn’t think she would find love again? How long after the split did she hook up with Kanye 5 minutes? Guess she didn’t have to wonder for long. Next big step will be a ring and another made for tv wedding.
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True. I’m thin but I am aware of my “muffin-top” and dress accordingly, We all have our “flaws” and our strengths. Why the skintight dresses? Must be hard to breathe
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Her belt is cleverly hiding the waistband of her shape wear.
She’d look more chic if she wore clothing that fit her frame better instead of all this endless sausage casing. Since she has such a voluptuous figure, she really ought to work with a decent designer and make beautifully tailored clothing for fuller figured women and be the spokesman for the line. There’s certainly a demand for such.
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ITA
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What decent designer would work with her?
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Totally, and if you look near the hem in all the pics you can see where the shape wear hits her leg, it’s too tight and part of her thigh seems to be bursting out around it. I understand trying to dress sexy but it seems way to over the top, you can be sexy while wearing your correct size
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She doesn’t believe she’s a fuller/plus size woman though. She thinks she’s a size 4, remember?
But I agree…using dresses like sausage casing is not a good look for her.
Anyone else think her face is starting to resemble OctoMom’s?
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Yep, Octomom, just what I was thinking. What is she doing to her face??
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Yep, Octomom is all I see.
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Can you imagine the horror of knowing you spent all that $$ on plastic surgery only to end up looking like Octomom?? I would become a hermit.
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She is beautiful, but why constantly wear the tightest dresses you can find? They can’t be comfortable.
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Really wish these women would stop crossing their legs, it does NOTHING to improve the photos. The Broken Barbie pose. Her lips or something is just looking disturbing, Maybe they should change their names to something else when they change everything else & do NOT look like themselves any longer.
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That pose is the worst for her, makes her look so weird. I just think her body was so amazing before the boobs and ridiculous ass. She was so pretty and now she’s plastic, weird shaped, bleached, lasered and plumped.
I think these two are peas in a pod just like J and Bey,vtheir buddies. Famewhores that love money. I see wedding bells and strangely she does look a bit more pulled together since being with him. Less makeup, more coverage, if he could just get her to stop jacking with her face. Maybe losing the extensions and spider lashes is a start?
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Some dumbass decided that women “look thinner” with their legs crossed. You can tell who bought into that BS by the way she poses in pix and on red carpets.
Yup, OTiff, two famewhoring peas in a pap pod.
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Dress is terrible and too tight. And why do people insist on posing like that? Her hair looks better though. I think she’d look great if she chopped it off into a sleek long bob.
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She obviously can’t breathe in that dress which is why her mouth is gaping open.
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the dress is totally fug. she has so much money – can’t she pick something that’s pretty AND fits? meh.
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she looks plastic
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I would love to see a side-by-side of OctoMom and Kim Kardashian. Both of their faces have that crazy plastic thing going on, and I bet they look pretty similar!
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I thought so too!!
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Ha I was just about to comment that I’m having trouble telling her apart from Octo.
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I was thinking the same thing! She has a resemblance to octomom and has ruined her face. I hate to admit it but she was very pretty and now she aged herself 19 years with bad surgery
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+1 It baffles me everytime she mentions that she did not have any work done. How stupid does she think we are? Really?! This counts for most celebs so not only her but really, I cannot wrap my head around it
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Why Kim? You used to be so beautiful. There was nothing wrong with your face, why did you have to mess it up?
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oh but there is something wrong with her face…
ACNE! ACNE! Needs Proactiv! You can see a nice, plump, pus filled zit right smack at the center top of her forehead!! She’s got the bangs going on cause she’s trying to hid her Acne!
“Hiiiiiii-eeeee I’m literally Kim Kardashian. You may know me as a fame-whoring whore-literally, but in real life, all my fans would never even think that I, Kim Kardashian, suffered from ACNE (Plus addiction to silicon/plastic surgery, literally). But, I literally LOOOOOVE Proactiv! It’s so cute! Oh my God… I literally LOVE IT!”
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I can’t get over how how much she looks like octomom. She needs to stop! She’s ruined the unique beauty she had.
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Its her mole.
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Whats that thing on her wrist?
Anyhoo, this dress is WAY too tight on her. It doesn’t flatter her figure. I think that SHE thinks the tighter the better kuz she thinks having massive hips and ass is hot. Granted she has a small waist and thats all fine and dandy but shes gone beyond hourglass.
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I wish i had her life (not her ass though) she does nothing all day apart from posing on red carpets.
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She’s kinda lookin’ like OctoMom.
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That’s what I thought too, especially with the first pic.
Eeewwwww, OctoStarfishBoob.
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I was thinking the same thing. If I just looked st the photos I would say Octomom is actually looking good. I guess this is her face 4.0 now
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I though Octomom too, especially 1st pic. She should’ve left her face alone. Looks like she probably bleaches her skin too because earlier pics she was not this light. She should be the same color as the baby-making one.
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I was just going to say too… Have they even been in the same room together? Just saying…
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EXACTLY what I was thinking. The lips have gotten into the realm of Ridiculous. And she needs to avoid that hairstyle if she doesn’t want to be stopped on the street for being Octopussy.
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HA! Yes, I posted that above in a reply before I saw this. The resemblance is uncanny.
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That is exactly what I was thinking!! And looking like Octomom is not a good thing.
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YES!! Brilliant observation. I was thinking, wow, she really has destroyed her face now. We don’t have to wait 5 years to see the total destruction wreaked by all her tweaking. She looks awful.
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Yep! Was just scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else thinks this. She’s totally morphing into Octomom! Girl, stop messing with your face! You WERE very pretty!
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exactly what i was thinking (and i see many others too..)
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Ha! So funny, I just posted that above before I saw your post.
If this many people can see the similarity, it must be there!
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Cat-face tragedy, always.
Her face looks painful, especially in the third photo.
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KK and Octomom are starting to have te same face.
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HAHAHA You hit tha nail on the head.
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more like the same career.
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Horrible fake figure: Large hips and a huge behind sitting on top of small thighs. Kim has lost her natural beauty imo and all of my attention is drawn to that HUGE, ridiculous bottom lip.
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Horrible fake figure: Large hips and a huge behind sitting on top of small thighs.
I know lots of Black women who are naturaly built like that.
I have teen tiny arms and skinny legs with huge bottom and thighs.
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that lady walking behind KimK (in the last picture), looks like she’s willing for KimK’s dress to break a seam.
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You’re right!
Do it…come on seam…do it…bust open…do it…
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Seriously thought Kaiser had accidentally uploaded a photo of Octomom. Kim’s face is getting so long!
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in the last pic .. it looks like that lady is scared the dress will rip open and send her flying backwards..lol
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Gotta admit that her natural hair looks nice!!!
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OMG. She is starting to look a lot like Octomom in the face.
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OMG I was just about to post the same thing, when I was looking at the post before I click in I was like O god what is octomom up to know and then I read the headline that said Kim and was like O shit. When you start to morph into octomom you know you’ve gone to far.
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Dayum. Girlfriend sure has some childbearing hips. And please stop using the term “catface.” Rudy and Miss Goldie are highly offended. They do NOT look like that!
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+2 No actual cat face would consent to being the victim of a golden shower.
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shes a different person without the weave.
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riiiiight!
she’s wearing her own hair and to her benefit.
hey, Rome wasn’t built in a day. at least this is a step.
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Her face is more off than usual. What fakery has she done now?
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+1
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Starfish boob…bwahahahahahahaha. Time to go to a professional dresser woman, those painted on dresses do you no good.
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Her ass really is huge, I’ve never really analysed it before
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Even that ring/chain/bracelet thing is a couple of sizes too small.
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now i remember!
that starfish boob reminds me of an NSFW internet meme from last year or so.
found it.
http://todayisaw.com/today-i-saw-an-octopus-playing-with-a-girl/
[NSFW link, just in kase someone kliked on the link]
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something is odd. I used to think she was really pretty…but now when I see her lately, something is different and I can’t put my finger on it. Her gorgeous, albeit ‘fake’ hair is gone, that certainly made mer stand out more but i don’t find her as pretty as I used to. Her features are a bit more manly?..I really can’t explain why ..or what it is I see. She certainly is still attractive, but it’s changed somehow.
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I think she’s trying to look more “ethnic.” You know, like she used to look – the thicker brows, less make-up, “natural” hair. Problem is, she’s plastic-surgery-morphed into a drag queen version of her former self.
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hi ob!
i don’t think she ever tried ‘not’ looking ethnic. her dad’s Armenian heritage is pretty evident in all the girls, i’d say. gorgeous genes in any case.
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RHONYC – Maybe I should have said it appears she’s embracing her ethnicity, rather than trying to change it. I agree about the genes – those are some AMAZING genes.
But it’s too bad about all the “enhancements” and cosmetic surgery.
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agreed – alot less fake hair, alot less fake lashes, and now Kanye, she’s on the weed y’all! she needed it too. she was still SO much prettier before she changed her face: http://celebkiller.com/paris-hilton-has-a-severe-case-of-jealousy-over-kim-kardashian/
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No surprises here. There’s no drama in the relationship because there IS no relationship. Famewhoring and bearding make for a calm vibe for these two. Kim is looking hideous in these pics. Her face has crossed over to the alien realm, unfortunately. I do like her curves, as they’re bodacious, but I don’t like the dress at all. She needs a dose of good fashion, since her body type would look amazing in the right styles. I’m surprised Kanye has not been more influential in this sphere, being a true fashionista and all.
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Dress is way tooo tight. Not a good look on her, at all.
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Me likey! She looks like her old/real/ethnic self here! From back in the day when I at the very least tolerated her and called her “my lady friend” lmao
LOVE the dress on her figure
I’m always smiling in Kanye’s company and he makes me feel so special.”
….not when you were pumping his gas boo!
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I think she maybe getting HGH injection when you first start on it you get alot of swelling in the face, along with all the injections she has already had in her face.
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She looks like she’s trying to slide into the little bit more ‘natural’ territory. “Less” makeup and no crazy-long hair extensions. It’s really bringing out the plastic features of her face.
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No.
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I’m sorry I lost at after Starfish Boob. Ok. A moment to compose myself. Ha ha. Oh god. Anyway, she doesn’t look terrible in these photos. I like her with her hair down. It softens the face a little.
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I don’t know but the shorter hair isn’t working for her…the extensions suited her more. Also, her and Kanye have only been together a few months, there wouldn’t be any drama yet anyways, or maybe there IS drama but we won’t know about it until it airs on their fake reality show.
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Every time I see a pic of her, I say to myself “I’ve got to finally go ahead and get a pair of Spanx”. I’m not overweight, but they sure do smooth the shape, and I think dresses drape over them perfectly. Why wasn’t she ever a spokesmodel for Spanx?
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Because she’d have to admit to wearing them!
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Ugh! She looks awful! And that relationship is as fake as can be. That’s why there is no drama. No emotions or feelings involved. Just smile for the camera, honey!
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For someone who says they “don’t drink” how did she get herself a contract with Midori???
Also, we’re so used to seeing Kim with her “contoured” make-up face, that without the contouring she looks really different, and yes very much like octo-mom.
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Oh Kaiser, you are being too sweet. A tragedy. Always a tragedy.
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Kim is beautiful, anyones who says otherwise is just hating for no reason. I’m glad her relationship with Kanye is drama free, they really compliment each other and i hope it lasts.
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I love this look. She looks incredible- her body looks unbelievable in that dress. And no, this isn’t Kris. I just love the dress- super Miami appropriate.
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So weird Kimbo’s catching up to Octomom’s distorted, plastic sad, melting gumby face?! Octomom; whom wanted her face to look like Angelina Jolie.. eek
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Your right on point.
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Is this her “working hard”? I always hear her saying how hard she works, but if this is “work” to her, then she needs a reality check. You guys are right, she does look like Octomom here. What happened? I’m not saying she looks bad, just different from how she usually does.
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Damn she has had so much surgery already at 32, what the heck is she going to do down the road. Smh.
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Starfish Boob, Spongebob’s porn star cousin no one ever talks about! (AWESOME, Kaiser!!)
*scrolling up to read comments now*
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Kanye must have insisted she remove her weave.
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i was thinking the same thing. after having the ease & no-frills of Amber’s hair for all those years, his fingers must have gotten used to being ‘track-free’.
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He face looks SO weird here. I mean I’m used to her krazy jacked face but there is just something a little off with her face her (more off than normal). I can’t figure out what exactly it is though! WTF?!
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Im sure Ill be called ” jealous” in time, and yes, I am jealous of her bank account, you know the fat one that she has from basically fame- whoring, but I honestly think she is almost average looking lately. Without the fake hair and tons of makeup, the tan girl standing behind her looks better.
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that’s still not her real hair. you can see the different levels between her real hair and the extensions. I wear them so i find it really easy to tell on other people. Where you see the short peices that fall to her neck, that is her real lenght. they’re not belended well enough to be a real hair cut. these are just clip in pieces.
i do think she looks good though…
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She looks horrible! hahaha She looks horsey/manly/creepy/scary. Kaiser, why do you keep defending her?
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+1.
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Kaiser Kardashian? LOL
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The fake eyelash extensions on the top and bottom lids is what always gets to me. Beforehand, she had natural beautiful long eyelashes to die for, now they are obviously fake and look very unnatural
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The fake eyelash extensions on the top and bottom lids is what always gets to me. Beforehand, she had natural beautiful long eyelashes, now they are obviously fake and look very unnatural
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Mmmmm… Wow…. She’s really average looking without all that fake hair and the dark eyes…. Really…. WOW! And I kept thinking of her as Octomom’s doppelganger!
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YES! YES! I just thought the same thing!?! I just wrote a comment about it!
OMG…were telepathic!
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Reminds me of the Supremes, but they looked hot. I think Kim is pretty but she needs to stop wearing such slutty stuff.
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Geez, in that first pic it looks like she’s morphing into Octo Mom… ewwwww!
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Her dress is hanging on for dear life. One sneeze, that’s all it will take.
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You can totally see the shape wear on her thighs.
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Ms. Kardashian is beginning to strongly resemble Nadia “Octomom” Suleman.
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Uh-oh. Her face is starting to show the signs of irreversible surgery damage. Well, it was only a matter of time. Those lips… eeyikes.
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looks better without the long ass hair extentions but i still wish this lady would go away and never come back
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she is so cinched tight into those clothes. i wonder what happens when she peels them off. stand aside, everyone, she’s gonna blow….
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She has a strong resemblance to Octomom in some of the photos….EEK
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WHY are all her clothes spray painted on? That must be so uncomfortable. She needs to go up two sizes.
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She looks like a fertility statue. Something that should be thrown into a volcano to save the village.
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omg. i heart u.
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I have this unexplainable disdain every time I see a reference to this female. And her mother, worse even. I could draw empathy or pity for any other member of their family. Seriously, like roaches.
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Interesting with all these posts no one commented on the hand jewelry. It’s an interesting choice.
I just can’t imagine putting on my hand jewelry before leaving anywhere.
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a cautionary tale for any1 considering plastic surgery.
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OMG! It’s OCTOMOM! Nadia Suleman!
“Cause I gonna make you SEE”
“There’s NOBODY else here”
“NO ONE like me!”
“I’m SPECIAL! So SPECIAL!”
“I gotta have some of your ATTENTION! GIVE IT TO ME!”
oh sweetheart KK! You ARE SPECIAL! You’re very, very….’special’. Are you trying to blow the bangs off your forehead so you can blow your ‘special’ lips a kiss!!! Aaahhhhh…..
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Her mouth is weird, it looks like he is wearing braces
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Her “mum”? So she went to London for 5 minutes and now she speaks British? What a pretentious twit. I love British speak but please don’t pretend you call your mom “mum” when we all know that is one big fat lie. I really like Scott, though, I am wondering now since he is getting more positive attention from fans if that will push Khourtney to leave him. I don’t think the kardashian’s can handle anyone else looking good and getting attention. I like khourtney but I am just being honest.
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Looking at these pictures, compared to her old pictures back in 2008ish, she used to be an exotic, beautiful-looking girl. Now, she’s all nose job, tox’d up, and collagen infused. Anyway, I think she and Kanye have been going at it for YEARS, even as she was in a relationship with “Uhh…Basketball.” I smell a pregnancy coming soon…
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Oh i would so have Kanye’s baby if I were her..its the only thing that will keep her relevant when the plastic surgery no longer works and people have moved on to another famewhore..
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Wow she is looking extra botoxy in those pics! I’m not botox expert, does anyone know the effects of long term excessive usage? Does it do weird shit to your face over time? Does it stop being effective?
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