These are some photos from last night’s “Fox All-Star Party” at the Soho House in West Hollywood. Lea Michele was arguably the biggest “star” there, so that tells you a great deal about the event. As for Lea’s outfit… UGH. I just want to style her, head to toe, because whoever is styling her now must hate her. Either that, or Lea just has no idea what her strengths are, and she puts up a fight over everything. Lea’s dress is Pucci – and it’s completely wrong for a short, petite girl for a summer event. It looks like a dowdy, ill-fitting prom dress. The hair is a wreck too – Lea tried to copy Blake Lively’s braid, but she failed miserably – and it’s mostly because A) BANGS TRAUMA and B) the braid is just too messy and poorly executed. As for Lea’s boobs – I don’t even know. I thought they might be bolt-ons, but I think she might have just gained some weight back in her bust. PS… Is it just me, or does anyone else get “30 years old and masquerading as a 22-year-old” vibes from Lea?
Dear Martha Plimpton: I love you. I love your humor and your talent and I love that your face still moves. But girl, you need to find a different style.
Dear Tamara Taylor: Can we just agree that the haircut was unfortunate and move on from there? You need to stop trying to make this hair “happen”. It looks like a really awful wig.
Dear Zooey Dechanel: Are you Botoxing? Because it looks like you’re ‘Toxing or filler-ing. And that’s very disappointing.
Dear Hannah Simone: You are so pretty. Ditch the bangs and your current stylist.
Dear Mindy Kaling: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH and I will totally watch your show about gyno issues but I really need you to stop wearing such unflattering dresses. Please.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lea Michele
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