More Fassbender! And The Fassdong is feeling the vibrations… the vibrations of a big beast between his legs. HOT DAMN. No, I was talking about his motorcycle. Fassy was spotted out in London yesterday. He’s been in London for most of the summer, working on The Counselor with director Ridley Scott – although Scott had to shut down production for a week after his brother committed suicide.
That’s Fassy’s girlfriend of some-odd nine months riding on his bike. His girlfriend? Nicole Beharie, who worked with him in Shame. They claim that they only got together while they were promoting the movie, not when they were making the movie – because when they were making the movie, Fassy was with Zoe Kravitz. Such a wicked web the Fassdong weaves.
Anyway, Fassy looks kind of dirty and trashy in these photos, like he’s been up for days, drinking, laughing and screwing and he hasn’t had a shower in a while. Which on most men is a horrible look, but on him, I kind of like it. I like him when he looks dirtier, scruffier and unwashed – when he’s too pulled together, too shaved and clean, it kind of kills my panty explosion. He ends up looking too Germanic – not that there’s anything wrong with German men, mind you (did anyone get a load of those hot German dudes who won gold in Beach Volleyball? OMG). But I need my Fassy to be an unkempt Irishman, not a prim, pulled-together Sprockets clone.
As for Nicole… yeah, I kind of like her. I think she’s a beautiful woman and she has an interesting career. I like her on The Good Wife, although I think her character is poorly defined and inconsistently written (much like the Cary Agos role seems to be at this point), and they really need to stop making her wear that awful wig on the show. But I think Nicole has a great future in film, television and on the stage, and I think she probably complements Fassy rather well. What I’m saying is that I’m not going to write her a bitchy, jealous open letter. YET. I don’t know what I’ll do if Fassy gets Nicole pregnant, though. I suppose I’ll be happy for them… but it will be bittersweet, to say the least.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Mmh. I dislike this pairing. I like her very much and I like him, but together they just don’t do it for me.
Their chemistry in Shame was explosive. Not surprised at all. And you did call this relationship awhile back because he does have a type.
and I am his kinda type, if u know what I mean *cheesy laugh and creepy smile*
He is all yours.
She has a reputation of being very nice in real life, and very into philanthropy, not a famewhore, etc. I like this pairing. Le Fassdong has finally found a woman who is NOT on board the S.S. Cray-Cray, to borrow a CB term…
@Izzy! Do me a favor and comment under this story at the CB FB page. Got a question for ya. 🙂
Done! And now you’ll know my real name too! 🙂
@Izzy, initials are AL? That you?
God they are sexy together. They really did have amazing chemsitry in Shame.
And I spy a bulge in his sweatpants.
Ugh. It’s too early in the AM for so much hotness!
Hey Kit, not to early for me!
Oh why, oh why can’t Michael please be drawn to witty middle age women with his coloring! Damn damn damn. I hate that he looks so well paired with Nicole.
Sweatpants, dress pants, no pants, his talent can never be hidden apparently.
Nice underlying racism…
I think you’re misreading what Chatcat said here. She means why can’t he be drawn to her, I believe.
yeah, as in a gingery type chatcat. don’t throw racist lines out about posters you aren’t familiar with. Chat isn’t racist, she’s fasscist. pun intended.
Reading for comprehension can never hurt.
@gg-Please tell me you’re kidding. Did you actually READ her comment or were you just looking to accuse somebody of racism? I’m embarassed for you. Truly.
@ Chat-I know! He makes sweatpants looks SO good. Jeebus.
@Tiff-Fasscist! Awesome! 🙂
GG dear, I was not exhibiting racism in my post, OTiff is correct; it was a bit of ‘fass’cism. If I am extremely drawn to blue eyes, a ruddy complexion and ginger hair (just to name a few) WHY can’t he reciprocate with me since I share many of those same traits (Irish heritage and all).
Truly, you are way off base with your thought that I have a racist tone. Fassy has, as everybody else, a type he has a “Hunger” for and is attracted too. There is no “Shame” in that and by acknowledging that doesn’t mean racist so don’t be going all “Haywire” over a comment you’ve turned into something it never was.
Have a great Thursday!
gg- I can 100% guarantee Chatcat did not mean that comment the way you read it. I have never seen her bust out with a racist comment and seriously doubt that any of us ever will.
I feel the same way as Chatcat..WHY can’t Fassy get hot for tall, blonde, middle-aged women such as myself? I hate the word “Cougar”, but I would be one for him *sigh*
@ OTiff…Fasscist, YES!! 😉
I think he had a bulge when he had to do that scene with Nicole in one take, LOL.
(Love how Steve McQueen sets out these 5 Min not cut takes)
Who was it again who said “Sorry if I get exited, sorry if I don’t” regarding doing sex scenes in movies.
I know! I saw Shame in the theaters before these two were an official item and I remember during that scene that he appeared to be *ahem* ready.
I can only imagine what filming that scene was like for the two of them. Gah! He’s so hot.
I have yet to see this movie but I must see it now!!
The poor DP, I think they used hand held cameras during those one take shots. How he was able to hold it steady, I don’t know. The whole crew probably had to take a long break after they shot that scene between Nicole and Fassy. LOL
Lots of really powerful and deep scenes in that movie, BTW. I think in one scene Carey started crying for real. She said in one of the interviews during the promotion tour that Steve’s directing style was that he wanted to “beat” the acting out of the actors.
@ Ranunculous. I saw it during a daytime show BY MYSELF (like a true creeper) sandwiched between two 70-year-olds. It was very awkward.
I went home dreaming of some of those sex scenes but in truth-the movie was amazing. I couldn’t stop thinking about it for weeks after which is my personal test for a good movie.
And I love Carey Mulligan-god, she played that character to perfection.
@TheOriginalKitten
OMG, you are VERY brave, hopefully they didn’t make “funny” noises!
Carey is great isn’t she – absolutely loved her in Drive too. She will be filming a horror movie with Refn next.
Do not underestimate an Englishman. My very best lover & friend is a British man from Devon. He is quiet and witty, educated, very toned..no moobs or beergut. We have been together for 7 years..and the sex is still intoxicating. Everyone thinks we are an odd couple, but my K. is my sexxy secret.
Your article mistakes Nichole as Anika Noni Rose who plays in the good wife.
Nicole Beharie guested on several episodes of The Good Wife last season as a special prosecutor-type. She wore a god-awful wig.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2718512/
Is he seriously riding around on an ugly motorcycle wearing sweatpants with an elastic hem? Everything about these pictures is a turnoff.
He looks homeless.
He doesn’t have a build that allows him to look good in just anything. I prefer him in red carpet attire.
Haha, I was thinking the same thing about the bike. It is like the least awesome old man motorcycle ever.
Yes. Plus the bike dwarfs him. He looks like an 8-year-old on that thing (and especially in those sweat pants).
I don’t think it’s necessarily an old man bike, but that microphone helmet is totally geriatric!
They had a great sex scene in Shame, only Fassy’s character is only into sex without emotions, so after they get it on for a while and he realizes that this is not just a “wham bam thankyou mam” thing, he retracts and can’t “perform” any more. The scene goes from beautiful to sad somehow. I loved Shame, it was a great movie. Also the scenes with Fassy and Carey Mulligan (they were brother and sister, and both lost souls in a way) were very raw but somehow beautiful to watch. Looking forward to Steve McQueen next project. Nicole seems like a great lady, so I wish them all the best. Hopefully they stay low key!
I loved Shame, too. It was easily the best movie I’ve seen in a long time. Just perfectly made. I’m slightly obsessed with McQueen now!
The only reason I don’t like them together is that I want the Fassdong single and wandering. Always.
McQueen is one of my fave directors right now but I often confuse him with Refn. They both do that weird long shot with the camera and they are both kind of coming into their own at the same time.
Normally, I would do filthy things to the Fass. However, in these photos, he is wearing sweatpants.
SWEATPANTS.
I want to slap him across the face.
No respect for people on bikes that do not wear the proper gear. Sweatpants and a T are not appropriate. Even at low speeds, an accident can be devastating. I hope he enjoys his skin when he still has it.
Hear, hear!!! It’s a pet peeve of mine. Seriously, you’re kind of an idiot if you ride around on a bike like that. If they fall…*Shakes head* Good actor, but apparently not so smart.
I like how lowkey they are. She does’nt get in the way of my Fassntasies, but it is nice to see Fassy happy.
It’s not like they have a choice, they are low-key because very few people care about them as a couple. The majority doesn’t even know their names.
What I mean is they dont do the usually Hollywood shuffle because they are lowkey, they dont go to the IN clubs, they go to places like Broadway Market, they eat in parks, they go to zoos, they fly economy to San Sebastien…these are all from twitter sightings. They are’nt the eat at the highprofile places to get attention couple, that is what I meant by lowkey.
The only couples you always see in the media are those whose publicists give weekly updates to the blogs and tabloids. Michael is the ultimate newcomer of the past year and if he dated a white actress the media would give them much more attention. But they ignore them the same way they ignore Robert De Niro’s wife most of the time.
Another good point. i guess thats why I get most of my celeb news from twitter/tumblr, mainstream celeb news only follows Pitts, Clooneys, I like info about Fassbender, Cucumber, Hiddles who are the next wave but ignored by mainstream.
I don’t agree with that at all. They are just low key. He is not into all this celebrity stuff, neither is she. I am sure that if they hanged out at all the celeb hangouts and gave interviews etc, alerted the paps they would be all over the place. Race has nothing to do with it and I am sick of people saying that the reason they don’t get any attention is cos he’s dating a black chick. Robert De Niro is not a famewhore neither is David Bowie that’s why you don’t see them plasterd all over the celebsphere. I think the bottom line is people are not interested in them and that’s the way the seem to like it. Nicole is just average looking in my opinion. And the word beautiful gets bounded about willy nilly nowadays. It’s lost it’s currency.
Amen girl! I don’t think it has to do with race whatsoever either, I mean come on, Bowie his wife is one of the most stunning looking women on this earth and was one of the most famous supermodels, and yet their couple was and still is low key as simple as that! One still doesn’t know what their child looks like. Same for De Niro, he isn’t famewhore at all! Even when Depp and Paradis where together, they were really low key, I can count on one and a half hand the number of times the paps have taken pics of their kids.. And even Brad Pitt, before massive fame he dated black chicks, yet it never affected his career whatsoever. And the guy playing Karev on Grey’s Anatomy, he’s got a black wife and 4 or 5 kids, yet it still doesn’t stop fangirls to swoon all over the place. And Nicole I’m sure she’s a very nice person, as for the looks she is simply normal looking, not ugly not pretty, just normal.. it’s a bit like Kate Middleton, say not beautiful per se but since she’s married William, ohhh suddenly people find her beautiful.. come on! Anyway my opinion not judging no jealousy just an opinion, I definitely ship them. The Fassman is happy, I’m happy for him, and I’m stil swooning over his Royal Fassdong!
I agree Dalstongirl, it has nothing to do with race. People just don’t care about them, simple as that.
PS: there are too many Annas in here :p, I have to find a username.
Didn’t this guy beat the hell out of an ex? I hope those were false allegations as I really like his acting, but they trouble me.
I am with you on this, I can’t get into this guy because this allegation is the first thing I think of when I see photos of him.
A lot of people are wondering if it’s true or if she is an opportunistic liar. She withdrew the charges, supposedly out of concern for his then-burgeoning career. Mind you, she has also accused another ex of abuse – the ex she was visiting on the set of Inglorious Basterds, which is when she met and first hooked up with Fassy.
But you are forgetting, he supposedly hooked up with her at some party…who would hook up with an ex that accused them of battery?
This guy is so ugly when he smiles he looks like a shark.
I don’t know if you’re joking or not but yeah, his fans call him shark. There are even fan tumblrs about him being a shark. And I don’t think he is ugly at all! Holy hotness personified!
Yum!!!
Isn’t Fasscist (Thanks Original Tiffany)part German himself, like his mother or father was born there.
Fassy’s father is German, and Fassy himself was born in Heidelberg, Germany.
He just doesn’t do it for me. But he is a fabulous actor.
I love both individuals as actors; I admire their personal style. Hopefully they can continue to have a very personal relationship in a normal and low key manner. Best of luck to them. Should they decide to go further in their relationship; it will help if they live outside of the US; my cousin has a German husband and resides in Germany. They are happy together. Best of luck to this couple.
She is so fug. I tried to find some pics of her that were attractive and could not. I’m glad he’s happy but whew, she definitely got the better end of the deal.
That’s a bit harsh to call her fug, I just think she’s very plain, wouldn’t get a second look on the street. She did good for herself, sort of like Hugh Jackman and Pierce Bronson and Jim Caviezel all married women who were not as attractive as them. I know they aren’t married but still…
I don’t think she is fug but I don’t think that she is pretty at either – just average nothing wrong with that. I am average too.
I totally have a chance with Fassy! I am dark skinned and waaay cuter when I wear a helmet than Nicole in a helmet. Although I will admit Nicole looks pretty cute on The Good Wife minus the wig. I’m also smart and would have no interest in his money…just his dong and Irish accent. 😛
I think most people are more attractive than Nicole. lol @Jazz I don’t think she’s fug but she is not attractive or beautiful. She has a really wide nose and her hair/weave is kinky and dry. I wish he’d gain a little weight… When he said he liked dark girl I thought he meant pretty ones, well now I see he means any one. Fass I’m you’re type, only I’m actually beautiful.
You sound ignorant when stating the kinky hair part. Nicole is a Black woman, what did you expect her natural hair to be, silky straight? You say that like it’s a negative. Her hair looks like a normal, natural BW’s hair.
While I understand you not finding her attractive(beauty is subjective), the whole kinky hair thing that keeps popping up when talking about BW annoys me.Somebody said the same thing to Rihanna on twitter and she responded “Cause I’m black B****” While it was rude, I could understand her frustration, our hair is kinky, so what?
Figures sounds like someone trying to Gabby Douglas another woman of color for not fitting some strict hair guidelines…i c u.
First of all I’m a black woman as well and my natural hair is a loose wavy texture so YOU sound ignorant by saying ‘Nicole is a Black woman, what did you expect her natural hair to be silky and straight?” YOU are generalizing all black women’s natural hair to be a kinky texture like hers. FAIL
If you noticed I said kinky AND dry. They go together, you separated my comment to fit your agenda. If it were kinky AND moisturized it would not be a negative. Don’t just take kinky and because YOU see it as a negative go on a mini-rant about it. I said kinky AND dry which is not a good look, imo. Obviously you saw what you wanted to see. She is not attractive that is my opinion, she may be a goddess to you, which is fine. That is your opinion… sorry I’m not sorry.
@maemay Chile you were probably one of the people hating on Gabby’s hair b/c it was not natural like you… BYE you tried now go ahead and defend your hair and Nicole while I sit back laughing… 🙂
ok shaye it is that serious for you.
@maemay I’m replying to a comment… um er. I guess if that makes it serious then… 🙂
What is wrong in having a wide nose? I am a black chick and I have a wide nose and that’s fine by me. Most black people have a wide nose and kinky hair. My hair is kinky cos I don’t have a relaxer ( perm). There is no shame in having kinky hair. That’s how it grows out of most black folks head. Rihanna hit the nail on the head. However, I am sure some black folk have a looser curl/ wavy or straight hair but I think you will find that they are in a minority.
However, how black women have their hair is their choice and we should be more concerned about what’s in her head rather that what’s on top of it. Indie Arie put it beautifully in here song – ‘ I’m not my hair’. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_5jIt0f5Z4
Hmm, I don’t agree with most black people having wide noses. I don’t and I see many others who don’t either. Ain’t nothing ‘wrong’ with having a wide nose, it just makes a face unattractive TOO ME.
I also understand perfectly about natural hair, my hair is natural I don’t relax either. If I want to straighten my hair I just blow dry it straight… Again, about the hair texture thing I think maybe in America more black people have a tighter kinkier hair texture (I’m American) but I wouldn’t say a looser wavy texture is in the minority… I don’t know it just depends.
I was not trying to have a drawn out convo on attractiveness, nose shapes or hair types….
I saw something and commented on it, it’s MY opinion. We all find different things attractive and that’s ok. I’m also aware of Indie Arie I am not my hair song… Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
How typical. A black woman hating on another black woman.
@ Shaye,
Your comment definitely came off as if it’s something negative, not a compliment… “her hair is kinky and dry” is implying something negative about her hair. Stop pretending you don’t know the history behind the word kinky. You know it comes from a negative place, AND YES there is a mini movement to embrace it, (I’m natural as well) BUT let’s be real, it carries more negative then positive. It’s not wise going around saying it to/about people you don’t know because you don’t know how they are going to take it because of the history behind the word…just my opinion…don’t get upset/offended.
You judged this woman on characteristics that are very common for black people and that historically have been talked about in a negative way…wide nose, kinky hair that gets dry easily. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that jazz, but damn spread out the historically sensitive stuff please so it doesn’t come off like hatred. Again…just my opinion. 🙂
^^THIS! SO much!
Thank you Lena80, you summed it up perfectly. And the fact that she kept mentioning her “wavy” hair and her “no wide” nose like the rest of us having it is a baaaad thing.
Someone of a another race being racist towards you, is no where near as bad or hurtful as having one of your own hating your “look”.
I’m right with you ladies. I don’t see how someone can feel comfortable making those kinds of comments about people of their own race. It’s disgusting!
@ Truth…yeah I don’t know why there was emphasis on the loose and wavy texture, I was giving that the side eye as well…it had nothing to do with the comments in response to her remarks about Nicole’s nose and hair.
@lena80
Girl, I was giving major side-eye too but I’m not surprised. I love my people but there’s always that small group of black women that have to mention their ‘good hair’ and look down on women with kinky hair. And when you call them out they get defensive and act as if kinky hasn’t had a negative connotation for hundreds of years.
Sit dafuq down.
I’m surprised she didn’t feel the need to mention that she’s got some indian or native-american blood in her (you know those lies we tell ourselves so we come off as ~exotic~). It would be funny if it wasn’t so damn sad tbh.
I don’t even like Nicole or know much about her but the posts about her (not just on CB but all over the internet) and Fassbender are always so pathetic and disgusting. Fassbender makes his stans borderline suicidal by dating all these non-white women.
Dang ya’ll still on about this? Get over it, ya’ll must look like her and have been called ugly in the past to take a comment so personally. 🙂 I said what I said and meant it, if it personally offended you oh well. Sorry to feed your insecurities, I can/will/and did mention my hair when someone infers that all black people have hair like hers. DUH… Whaaa whaaa whaaa Insecure black women are so pathetic. Carry on with the pity party and cries of injustice etc. etc. etc. Just b/c I’m a black woman don’t mean I have to pretend that all black women are beautiful when they ain’t. That ain’t me. I hope Mikey and Nicole are paying ya’lls bills. Smh
@ Shaye,
No we do not look like her to take it personally, at least I don’t. You were being told about your use of the word kinky and historically negative connotation behind it. Now just because you’d rather feign ignorance on the topic and resort to saying that we must look like her, still does not negate the fact that you used a term that is historically offensive.
I think she’s beautiful. They make a good couple. And I’m pleased to hear she’s a nice person in real life. Usually you hear the opposite.
I agree Anna! I’ve seen her in several movies and a little on TV, and other than in The Good Wife, where she wore that busted rug, I’ve always thought she was very pretty.
Agree, don’t quite get it, I think the girl looks gorgeous.
Nope don’t see the attraction with him. Leaves me cold :/
I think he is better in motion (so TV/Film) than in still pics. Check out some clips of him on YouTube, then you might ‘get’ his appeal. 🙂
People are calling her ugly?? Harsh. I don’t find her to be stunning, but not ugly at all. Very cute. I have seen a bit of her work though and I think it could do with some improvement. She is talented but she seems to overact to me. Just very unconvincing at times.
Also Fassy is looking mighty skinny in these pics. All those photos of him eating on twitter and he still looks like he could blow away!
Wow such bitchiness whenever this woman’s picture is posted with her man.
Nicole is riding that dong and none of you can do anything about it!
+1
She is smart and sexy; which can be enticing for level headed men who do not suffer fools gladly.
I like this couple she doesn’t have to look like a supermodel, some men like the more average looking women. She seems like a cool person so I don’t see a problem with them…
I do think that she needs to work on her craft though. He’s an amazing actor and she’s not a very good actress. I’ve seen her in Shame, My Last Day, American Violet, & Good Wife. She tends to touch her mouth and hair a lot and make a lot of weird faces. I think she’ll get better though.
Michael isn’t the most handsome guy in the world (he is handsome though) either so people don’t have to be so mean as to call her fug.
Yum. But he needs to lose those sweatpants (preferably on my bedroom floor ;)).
Nicole does have a wide nose, kinky hair (I don’t see it as being dry though) and full lips, but she is ADORABLE. She probably won’t win any academy awards based on her acting either (not right now anyway), but she seems like a smart, down-to-earth and self-aware young woman.
Fassbender seems smitten with her and that’s all that matters. Fortunately for Nicole he isn’t as shallow as some of his adoring fangirls. Get it Nicole!
I agree. She’s not ugly at all. The people who can’t find anything bad about her character (she’s reported as being nice, sweet, etc..) resort to calling her ugly and attacking her common physical characteristics for women of African descent…in other words, her features are not European enough for them to be with be with Fassbender, and the funny thing is even if they were to break up, he more than likely will date another black woman to since that appears to be his physical preference in women.
The most important aspect is that if she makes Fassy happy then we should all be happy for him. It’s nice to dream but Fassy has made his choice in Nicole (at least for now). I don’t know too much about her. My only advice to her would be to let her hair down when wearing a helmet, it will make her face look for angular and her nose not as big in photographs.
The fact that people resort to calling her ugly because she’s Fassbender’s girlfriend is silly and trivial. I love the man as an actor and even have a slight crush on him myself but I see no reason to harp on her for no reason. These are not her best pictures by a long shot but she’s still his girlfriend and obviously he sees something in her.
If Nicole is ugly…I wish I was ugly like her, :).
I’ll be glad when these two break the f–k up so these damn fools can stop coming in here with these knee jerk reactions!
“OOOh there is a fly in Michaels’s facial hair”
“You’re a racist bitch for that comment”
…Necole nowhere in the picture
@Aubra
My sincere wish that you will be sharing this very sentiment after they have celebrated their 10th, 20th etc wedding anniversary. That will be informative; as the saying goes ” If you cannont say smething nice……..”
Rude person.
Hopefully you will be in a basement somewhere.
*applause*
wierdo
This flop comment.
Well, you tried.
Are all comments on posts about Fassbender and/or Beharie going to devolve and wallow in race/racism? I cringed reading this post. It’s just not fun anymore.Damn.
unfortunately yes, and don’t point out how some of these crazy women care too much, you’ll be labelled a racist, COMEDY!!!
Are all comments on posts about Fassbender and/or Beharie going to devolve and wallow in race/racism? I cringed reading this post. It’s just not fun anymore.D@mn.
Are all comments on posts about Fassbender and/or Beharie going to devolve and wallow in race/racism? I cringed reading this post. It’s just not fun anymore.
Are all comments on posts about Micole going to devolve and wallow in race/racism? I cringed reading this post. It’s just not fun anymore.
Are all comments on posts about them going to devolve and wallow in race/racism? I cringed reading this post. It’s just not fun anymore.
fassy is hot but not so much here, I love them together, she is cute
+1
LOL…can there be one Fassbender/Beharie post without the racists (and self-hating negroes with wavy hair) showing up ??? Keep your two cents in your pocket, he’s never gonna f*ck you.
Y’all can stay mad that this broad nosed, kinky haired queen is riding him all night long and you stans are still in your parents basement. Take your rage somewhere else…like the unempolyment line where most of you stans belong. You hating ass, racist b*tches have taken over tumblr and now you wanna come and spread your hate on CB.
Fassbender isn’t even all that but I expect nothing less from the same people who salivate over that amphibian, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Haters can have several seats and never get back up again.
WORD.
Srsly I can picture Nicole, riding the fassdong, as John Legend’s “Tonight, the Best You Ever Had” is playin in the background.
That is one ugly bike! But the people on it are beautiful, so…
I usually don’t like men in sweatpants, but I can’t really concentrate on anything else than his tiny waist in the shirt that brings out his eyes… *sighhh*
Yah the whole bike thing is hot (my husband rides and I am sometimes on the back) BUT we wear protective gear other than helmets…don’t cringe because he hasn’t showered…cringe when they become road pizza.
I don’t get all the hype over this guy. Not saying he is ugly at all. Good looking average face. But that skinny pale bird like body ruins it for me. Not hot prefer my men with more muscle and beef. His arms look even thinner then mine there.
Everyone has the RIGHT to their opinion on what is attractive, and what is not.
I like Michael Fassbender.