Well, I just got an answer to a question I asked in January about Christina Aguilera. Remember that gross incident with Christina at Etta James’s funeral? Christina was asked to sing “At Last” at the funeral, and during her performance, something started dribbling down her leg. The color of this mystery liquid was brown-ish, I guess, but it’s making me nauseous to talk about, so let’s not delve too closely. Anyway, the conversation quickly became “What exactly happened? Did she pee on herself? Was she menstruating? Was she even wearing drawers?” Etc. Well, now we know. Sort of. We now know that Christina doesn’t wear any drawers. Becaue P-ssy Power, that’s why.
Christina Aguilera shared some “Dirrty” secrets during her October 18 appearance on E!’s Chelsea Lately.
The “Your Body” singer, 31, agreed to appear on the show if host Chelsea Handler, 37, promised to be pantless during their interview. “I’ve heard all about the sh-t Chelsea has talked about me not being a fan of wearing pants,” Aguilera explained. “So when they asked me to come on I thought, ‘I’ll do it, if Chelsea does one thing for me. . .”
Handler obliged, wearing fishnet stockings and hot pants during their chat. “You look hot,” Aguilera told the Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang author. “It’s a good look for you.”
During their sit-down, Aguilera also explained why she prefers to go commando.
“I don’t like to wear underwear,” the five-time Grammy Award winner said. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.”
“It’s empowering,” she added. “It’s p-ssy power!”
Ugh. CB reminded me that Christina has talked before about how much she loves being naked, and she and her family do “Naked Sundays” and all of that. Obviously, I’m a prude about nudity (it bothers me when my dog watches me get dressed, no joke – it’s made worse by the fact that my dog actually winks at me), but the “nudity” issue is separate, I think, from the “going commando all the time” thing. Do I occasionally let the biscuit breathe and go commando? Sure. But to do so everyday… I would feel gross. And I would never be able to do while wearing a short skirt like Christina does. I think that’s… unhygienic.
PS… You know she probably puts this horrible orange fake-tanner on her biscuit too! That poor orange biscuit.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
T, T, T, T, WAY TMI.
what if a dandelion flew up the skirt?
what if you get a child with a mandrake root?
OMG that means her ‘accident’ at the Etta James funeral was probably what we all thought it was. Not self tanner!!!!eeek!!! And eeeew!!!
And with that image back to the front of my mind. I’m out! Ewww…
Of course, it was self-tanner. It was brown.
Do you really think she was up on that stage in a dress too small and too tight, commando? That girl had industrial strength Spanx on from her thighs to above your stomach rolls.
Aahhhhhhhhh!!!! I just screamed when I read this! Gross!
what as happened to her?
she is soo greasy and trashy looking :/
and where did that ass come from?
Clearly she does count spanx as underwear because that’s that only way someone as out of shape as herself can have that ass. And to wear spanx without underwear is gross!.
Also, to be gross for a moment… she was post menstration at the james funeral. Maybe a week+ out. The vagina is cleaning itself out of old blood and prepping for ovulation. It’s not gross or dirty unless you let it run down your leg.
That ass came from Cheetos and Ice cream.
She is completely misusing “p…y” power here. That is the ability for we women to have power over men. To sway them if you will not necessarily control them…unless that’s your thing. I don’t have any issue with nudity or going commando in general. BUT if you are out in public, yuck…cover up. That’s nasty. I wouldn’t want to sit in the same chair after she did.
Agreed. Not wearing underpants has nothing to do with ‘pussy power’. She makes it sound like it’s some sort of feminist statement. It isn’t. It’s just unhygienic.
She can’t possibly wear panties under all the skin tight spandex she always chooses to wear. And she’s misusing the term – it’s not pussy power it’s reverse aromatherapy.
She may be telling herself it’s “p*ssy power”, but what she’s showing the world is “Pillsbury power”.
ok, no panties in a church at a funeral seems wrong to me.
Was just thinking the same thing. Going commando when you’re are paying tribute to one of the best singers of all time… At her funeral… In church. One of the most inappropriate things I’ve ever heard. So gross.
I am going to have to go with you on this one. Maybe not right for any funeral… or church function.
Bet it smells as DRRRRTAYYY as it looks
Gross!!!!!! But true!
I will not be eating my lunch today.
Gross!!!! No more words!
I’m glad I haven’t eaten my breakfast yet…or it would be coming up right now. I’m the opposite, I love underwear and the only time I don’t wear them is in the shower!
She has got to be the nastiest acting and looking skank I have ever seen.
She looks like Snooki’s blond twin
OMG! I could never get a handle on it, but thats it! Bingo! BUT…she’s got about 40 pounds pounds on Snook. That azz…dayum. WTH? & she likes that look? She does seem proud of it. Like the K’s. Thats huge. In her industry, look mean everything. & she is just flipping them all a big fat bird and staying fat and greasy and fug. It will cost her! I think it’s already cost her “The Voice”. If a girl isn’t weaing panties, she can have a wet stain or spot on her clothes and where she’s been sitting. So, she’s gross. & probably had many stained & ruined skirts, not to mention car seats and furniture. She’s fat & nasty. But proud. Truly weird.
I’ve always said she is a much bigger blonde Snooki. At this point, Snooki looks far better than she. Which is sad, because with decent styling advice and an exercise regimen, she could look damn good I think.
“That poor orange biscuit.”
Kaiser, you crack me up!
I think she’s trying to reference the whole feminist movement thing about burning your bra. Bra less I can handle but no underwear is just gross. How does no underwear give you pussy power?
She’s all about rationalizing disgusting things about herself = DENIAL.
To be fair, she’s wearing 10 layers of spanx, so her biscuit would probably suffocate if she added a pair of panties.
LOL exactly!!
LOL Mort!! 😀
I just spit margarita out my nose and onto my laptop.
Oh god, just stop talking!!!
And I’m sorry, there’s nothing empowering about not wearing underwear-people do it every day. They just don’t go on talk shows to blab about it because it’s really not that interesting. Thanks for further diluting that word.
When she was married, it was all about her cooking naked. I always pictured her getting grease burns and bacon popping on her in awkward places. Note to self: *Never eat at her house!
did u see her on Chelsey last nite ?? omg this miss piggy look is out of control !!
Miss Piggy??? LMAO! Perfect! Blonde Snooks or Miss Piggy? LOL, I can’t stand it. Hilarious. She’s now the “butt” of jokes. Kim K is off the meat hook for a minute.
lolololol–hubs and I watch ‘The Voice’ and we always call her Miss Piggy!! I knew we weren’t the only ones! We are also so grossed out by her cleavage at this point that we often watch the tv with one hand partially held up at the ready to block her body out whenever she pops up onscreen.
Thanks, I was really looking forward to making biscuits and gravy for breakfast tomorrow. Looks like I’ll just have a glass of water.
eeeew! so gross!
LOLOLOL @ “Snookie’s Blonde Sister” and The “Miss Piggy Look”
She makes me nauseous everytime I see her. It is one thing to embrace your curves and another to be her size and wear the things she does. No one wants to see that. Her make-up/styling/tan/hair is just awful. She is a grown woman, she needs some grace. And a shower or two.
When I was super fat I went commando all the time. Underwear gave me awful chafing.
I rarely wear underwear, but im def not a part of Christina’s p***y brigade! Wtf?!
“That poor orange biscuit”. Ha ha! Glorious!
I guess we now know why she named her album “Lotus”. Eek
This is just not for me…
I’m a true fan of granny panties and I’m proud of it!!!
If she has any girlfriends they should never borrow any clothes from her
Or, like Wendy Williams said to a staffer wearing one of her dresses,”Don’t fart in that!”…to which was replied “Too late!”
lol 🙂
I would hope she at least puts undies on for borrowed clothes. Save the drip drops for personal items.
Nah, there’s nothing wrong with wearing underwear, it doesn’t make anyone less woman/man or anything such. P*ssy power? Seriously girl, stop listening to Trina and stop trying to be Gansta B*tch or something. Going commando has nothing to do with anykind of power, only stain to your dress when you sit down.
And the risk of infections from public seats. EURGH. I never put my biscuit or buns directly onto any public seats. I’m a squatter in public loos and confirmed underpants-wearer in public.
Having a healthy ‘lady garden’ is empowering!
Given how much she says she loves sex and the number of male and female partners she’s had, I’m thinking that going commando is more about being ready to bonk at all times and less about any kind of empowerment she thinks she gets from it.
She doesn’t understand feminism. To hear her talk, it’s all about having sex and being naked.
I don’t gaf if someone wants to go commando, but don’t act like it puts you in the power position. It doesn’t. It’s not an act of femanism; it does not make you a bra burner. Also, I’m sure little Max won’t get made fun of over this, ever.
Everyone needs to YouTube “pussy power” as soon as possible.
Obviously, I’m a prude about nudity (it bothers me when my dog watches me get dressed, no joke – it’s made worse by the fact that my dog actually winks at me)…”
OMG Kaiser!!! I died.
My cat watches me change with judgey eyes. Not even joking.
OMG mine too….I’ll say to her “what are you looking at?? You’ve got a saggy tummy too bitch!”
Too funny! I was out for a trail ride this summer and had to stop to pee – my horse watched me with a rather weird look on his face and made me feel all self-conscious 🙂
I have always thought that going around without panties was rather unhygienic and clearly I’m not alone in that thought. In addition to becoming acquainted with undergarments, she needs to start dressing appropriately for her size. She’s not *that* big but the way she dresses makes her look like a complete lard ass.
I’ve never understood how anyone could go without. I mean-at the risk of TMI, there are days when I’m discharge-y or just plain juicy. I’d be too damned paranoid about walking around with a wet spot on the back of my pants.
And what about that time of the month? No undies then, too? Just a tampon? Because that just sounds like an embarrassment waiting to happen.
Poor Christina has lost her mind. Bless her heart.
Skank profundity.
I saw this in my Facebook feed last night and am so sorry I did. Today I saw a commercial for The Voice and the only thing I could think about is that her chair on the show must be full of bacteria and general scuzziness. Someone disinfect that thing!
Yeah, my mind works that way. It’s just gross to tell the world that. She’s not the only person in the world to go commando, but really, do we all need to know that she does? Yuck.
Dear Xtina: hi. I worry for you and your strange belief that unhygienic behavior is somehow empowering. You’re so incredibly talented – wow, do you have pipes! May I suggest some reading?
http://www.amazon.com/Female-Chauvinist-Pigs-Raunch-Culture/dp/0743284283/ref=pd_sim_b_4
Not because it’s infallible or the most incredible book on the planet, but because maybe it will stimulate some thought.
That is a good book; as you say, thought provoking. Xtina, I second the suggestion!
Gotta do what you gotta do to sell that new album, even if means pimping your Lotus biscuit eh..
Girls, she is never pantless. The girl is poured into triple-threat spanx everywhere she goes to fit into those dresses. That’s tighter and more protective than any underwear could ever be.
So gross, ugh.
She’s a damn liar because you know she wears Spanx, maybe two or three pairs at a time.
This bitch. Has anyone noticed that nothing good comes of Chelsea Handler having a talk show? First, Anniston’s leather nips of doom, and now this??!
I’ve been going commando since I was 4, and now my p-ssy is so strong that my labia can karate chop their way through a 5-inch thick wooden board. Now THAT’S power!
That’s just straight up funny there. lol.
Girl put your gotch on FFS!
I watched the show & honestly thought she was funny & I genuineky liked her!!! But what would I know seeing as I am a huge Chelsea Handler fan :/
I’m sure panties size goes up pretty high.
Maybe if she had someone sew together Monday & Tuesday panties, she’d have something you know…I couldn’t imagine having a period and no panties on. eck
Bring on the body-shaming!
I love how you guys all think she is “fat.” She is not “fat” – she’s just not one of those emaciated model types. SMH.
@trust me. I am going to defend my fellow Bitches here. Its not the weight, its the fact that she does not dress for her body. She is no longer 19 and she had a kid. The body is thrown out of whack. She also does not have the best eating and drinking habits. As you get older the metabolism slows. We have come to her defense and now its all just SMH.
I wonder is she going to feature in the ‘It gets better’ campaign they’re going to have to do specifically for her son when he starts middle school.
Sorry, but if it was a man telling us that he doesn’t wear underwear, we’d all be saying that was perfectly okay, and maybe even complementing him for having “swag” because of it. Also, if Madonna had said this at age 31 (which she very well may have) we’d all be talking about how ballsy and uninhibited she is, and be giving her credit for “speaking her mind”. There just seems to be this double standard with Christina Aguilera for some reason, where she kind of can’t win no matter what she does. Never really understood why people are extra quick to hate on her. Is she really any worst/different than Britney, Madonna, Cher, or any other rich female pop star of the last 30 years? I personally don’t think so. And at least she can sing really damn good.
Tell it like it is Darth! +1
not all mysteries need to be solved Christina. As if we were all wondering does she or doesn’t she!?!
“That poor orange biscuit.”
LOL
Gosh, my dog would love that. When it wants to smell someone, it always goes for the crotch. My friends know to keep their legs crossed thight when visiting in a skirt. Had many hilarious and embarassing accidents, sometimes with totally unsuspecting strangers.
You know, there’s a reason that underwear exists, so spare me. Thank God I’ve never had to experience a sootikin, okay? so sans retaining wall power is a brand of ‘pussy power’ which is entirely devoid of allure, to this old goat. I survive it, so you can, too.
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Hygiene Historian.
Oh God. I hate that I know what a sootikin is. Bleurgh.
Knowledge is traumatizing power and under-thingies are half the battle.