Well, I just got an answer to a question I asked in January about Christina Aguilera. Remember that gross incident with Christina at Etta James’s funeral? Christina was asked to sing “At Last” at the funeral, and during her performance, something started dribbling down her leg. The color of this mystery liquid was brown-ish, I guess, but it’s making me nauseous to talk about, so let’s not delve too closely. Anyway, the conversation quickly became “What exactly happened? Did she pee on herself? Was she menstruating? Was she even wearing drawers?” Etc. Well, now we know. Sort of. We now know that Christina doesn’t wear any drawers. Becaue P-ssy Power, that’s why.
Christina Aguilera shared some “Dirrty” secrets during her October 18 appearance on E!’s Chelsea Lately.
The “Your Body” singer, 31, agreed to appear on the show if host Chelsea Handler, 37, promised to be pantless during their interview. “I’ve heard all about the sh-t Chelsea has talked about me not being a fan of wearing pants,” Aguilera explained. “So when they asked me to come on I thought, ‘I’ll do it, if Chelsea does one thing for me. . .”
Handler obliged, wearing fishnet stockings and hot pants during their chat. “You look hot,” Aguilera told the Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang author. “It’s a good look for you.”
During their sit-down, Aguilera also explained why she prefers to go commando.
“I don’t like to wear underwear,” the five-time Grammy Award winner said. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.”
“It’s empowering,” she added. “It’s p-ssy power!”
Ugh. CB reminded me that Christina has talked before about how much she loves being naked, and she and her family do “Naked Sundays” and all of that. Obviously, I’m a prude about nudity (it bothers me when my dog watches me get dressed, no joke – it’s made worse by the fact that my dog actually winks at me), but the “nudity” issue is separate, I think, from the “going commando all the time” thing. Do I occasionally let the biscuit breathe and go commando? Sure. But to do so everyday… I would feel gross. And I would never be able to do while wearing a short skirt like Christina does. I think that’s… unhygienic.
PS… You know she probably puts this horrible orange fake-tanner on her biscuit too! That poor orange biscuit.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Christina Aguilera
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