Dina Lohan’s crack-proof is in the facts: ‘I hate cocaine. I don’t do cocaine.’

While Lindsay Lohan has been told to avoid Barbara Walters like a crack plague, Dina Lohan has decided to take it upon herself to begin the Lohan family promotional duties for Lifetime’s Liz & Dick. Dina appeared on last night’s episode of Entertainment Tonight, and it was another cracked-out doozy. Dina managed to fit several mountains of crackie delusion into just a few short minutes. She touched on Lindsay’s (recorded) phone call to her father about Dina being “on cocaine.” Dina talked about the Barbara Walters situation. And Dina also mentioned all of the similarities between Lindsay Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor, saying, “It’s uncanny, the similarities between Lindsay and Elizabeth…” No. No it is not uncanny. It’s offensive to speak that way about a legend.

Did Lindsay Lohan lie about her mother having an alleged cocaine problem? Dina Lohan sets the record straight for ET’s Christina McLarty.

“Absolutely lied. We were having an argument, it escalated,” explains Dina of their October altercation which was recorded by her father, Michael Lohan. “She just wanted to hurt me at that moment. You know, mothers [and] daughters, we fight.”

Dina tells Christina that it pained her to see that private family moment “go public and viral.” As for accusations that she uses cocaine, Dina replies, “I hate cocaine. I don’t do cocaine.”

After Lindsay proclaimed that she was not being truthful about her accusations against her mother about cocaine use, Dina says, “I’m so proud of her for telling the truth because it destroyed me. I mean, I cried for weeks. It just hurt me so bad and she knew how horrible that was, and she came clean and told the truth that she lied. I’m very proud of her for that, which is very difficult to have to do.”

Dina adds, “There’s so much more to the story than the public sees, and it takes its toll on my children and myself, and we’re just trying to move forward.”

[From ET]

“It just hurt me so bad and she knew how horrible that was, and she came clean and told the truth that she lied. I’m very proud of her for that, which is very difficult to have to do.” THE PROOF IS IN THE FACTS!!She came clean and told the truth that she lied” is amazing. Of course it should be “She came clean and told a lie about the truth.” But it’s typical Dina to praise her crackhead daughter – “I’m very proud of her for that, which is very difficult to have to do” – for absolutely no g—damn reason. Why is Dina proud of Lindsay? Because Lindsay called her mother a cokehead and then issued a crack-denial? Ugh, this family.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, PCN and screencaps from ET.

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  1. dorothy says:

    That happened weeks and weeks ago. Is anyone really interested? The constant need for attention is sickening.

  2. marie says:

    “I don’t do cocaine.. it’s cause I prefer crack-you know, I’m on a budget”

  3. Commenting Bunny says:

    “A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.”
    – former Cdn Prime Minister Jean Chretien

    If memory serves, he was asked what would prove there were WMD in Iraq. Making word soup out of his answer wasn’t his finest moment.

  4. truthful says:

    They are both addicts.

    the end

    where is the other daughter?? escorting w/rich business men in another country?

    nevermind, I don’t even want to know.

  5. RocketMerry says:

    I love the look on the interviewer’s face when Dina replies that Lindsay is clean. LOL!

  6. Boxy Lady says:

    Ugh. This reminds me of Whitney Houston and the whole “crack is wack” thing and we all know what happened there.

  7. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    Looks like Dina hasn’t had the money for the botox lately and her face is falling…. strangely she kind of looks like Kate Gossilin ……or I need another cup of coffee….LOL
    They are really really desperate….Micheal and his fake DNA reveal on TV …..fake because he was order to pay child support on this girl Two yrs ago…!!!! and the state would not have done that without a DNA test has proved the child is his… So it was all for show and proves that this Lohan child didn’t fall far from the tree…Looks like her daddy and is not above lieing on National TV for attention and money….and the bonus is he has at least one more basturd in the wings trying to get a DNA….the one in SC……Micheal seems to have trouble keeping it in his drawers…..
    He and Dina are a matched pair ….UGH ~~~!!!

  8. Katyusha says:

    If she hates, that’s admission that she’s done it…right?

  9. Figleaf says:

    I love the comparison shots they put up of Lindsay and Elizabeth Taylor. A great view of the coke bloat there, nicely done!

  10. Ms Kay says:

    *blank stare*

    well is she pulling a Whitney Houston or what? (“I don’t do crack, crack is whack…”)

  11. the original bellaluna says:

    Yeah, not coke, because, you know, that’s too expensive. But crack or meth? SURE!

  12. Johnny Lee says:

    Leave this poor woman alone! She does what she can to help and support her children. You people only want to bring her and her family down. It’s disgusting!

  13. Babette says:

    Interesting that Dina doesn’t say “Look, both Lindsay and I are clean…drug test us NOW…that’ll prove it!”. Oh, wait, then they’d actually, you know, have to be able to pass the test, LOL.

  14. Victoria1 says:

    Why are her legs that color? Ugh I want to slather SPF 100 on my body and become a vampire. I can’t wait for the tell all story about them

  15. daisydoodle says:

    she’s a pill popper all the way….she’s not a drug addict because everything is prescribed by a doctor, in her crazy mind….

  16. Cirque28 says:

    So it was the higher-ups and the PR team who made the decision to ditch Barbara Walters? Of course it was. Because LL is completely captive to the whims of the people who work FOR her. Who is a bigger victim than Lindsay? Besides Dina, that is.

    BTW, I have no idea who the Richard Burton dude is, but in that clip he’s doing a good job! It’s a little weird seeing Richard Burton and Lindsay Lohan kissing.

  17. Ruth says:

    and crack was whack too.. remember how that one worked out?

  18. Ellie66 says:

    The only one I have sympathy for is Elizabeth Taylor. Dina looks like a strip of beef jerky.

  19. Kate says:

    Okay, let’s say she didn’t do cocaine that night (I know, I know) – how on earth is she applauding her daughter for being honest that she lied? She’s glossing over a hurtful lie.

    Lindsay clearly knows how to push her mother’s buttons, namely calling her father and telling him stuff that he will make his mission to spread.

    • gg says:

      She’s patting LL on the back for “saving” her reputation and lying for her. Nobody in that family realizes their lies are so transparent. How can the 3 of them not cave and come clean just once? They’ve taught Lindsay she never has to be a genuine person, that she can just fake her way through life thinking she’s fooling people.

  20. choppersann says:

    I do believe Dina has reached the age when its time to hang up the bootie shorts

  21. Annie says:

    LOL Lindsay – lying about lying about lying. Does that equal the truf in crack-logic?

  22. salamanca says:

    I’m really sorry for them all. Especially those Lohan kids.
    Lindsay (even her), ALI and younger siblings need someone responsible. Their parents are piece of c**p, and children suffer.

    I just wish those kids feel like: I’m safe, I’m ok now.

  23. kaligula says:

    just wait til lindsay gets in her 30′s and some of the family brainwashing starts to wear off. she’s going to be so angry when she sees with clear eyes what these immature, selfish buffoons (her parents) have cost her (everything).

  24. Bread and Circuses says:

    At this point, I assume that anything coming out of a Lohan’s mouth is a lie.

  25. Stacia says:

    How can you say you hate cocaine unless you’ve actually done it before.

    Reminds me of when Whitney Houston said ‘I don’t do crack- crack is whack’

  26. Shelly says:

    Why is this “mother” promoting her daughter’s film? So lame. She needs to get her own life. I’m surprised Lindsay’s new PR people allowed Dina to talk to the press.

  27. Katija says:

    I have been fire-hot, screaming mad, rageaholic pissed at my mother in the past. We’re one of those 95% of the time wonderful, 5% HOLY HELL mama/daughter duos.

    With that said – I would never go tell my dad she was on cocaine. Unless, you know, she WAS. Even when you’re really pissed, normal people just don’t do that. And yeah, Lindsay isn’t normal, but… look, she was on blow. Bottom line.

  28. Kat says:

    How does Dina know she hates cocaine? She wouldn’t know she hates it unless she’s already done it.

  29. boo says:

    On the night in question this mother daughter team of grifters had stayed out partying till 4:00 a.m. Who does that unless they are coked out of their minds? Why didn’t we hear from the limo driver ever? He/She would have known what happened that night, strange silence from him/her.

  30. Rex says:

    Yeah, my mom and I always had fights about her cocaine use – unbelievable!

  31. Lexi says:

    God she is such a mess, she probably does crack not cocaine, i use to love lindsay lohan but now she is just like dina it is sooo sad

  32. Madriani's Girl says:

    Dina Lohan has shoved so much coke into her Nostrils of Doom, I’m surprised her nose hasn’t collapsed.

  33. Nilber says:

    My husband just saw the infamous trailer for Liz and Dick. He almost choked and said “You have got to be kidding me!!” I laughed and then he said “I thought the cracken was dead.” It was the highlight of my night. The 20 minute argument that we had over her age was hysterical. He is still bumfuzzled that she is still alive.