A few weeks ago, I had some early excerpts of Daniel Craig’s Rolling Stone cover interview. In my mind, Daniel seemed like an a—hole in the excerpts (big surprise, he’s a moody bitch), but many of you yelled at me for what you claimed was my unfair interpretation of his remarks. When asked about the possibility of doing more James Bond films (this was asked before he knew Skyfall was a massive hit), Daniel said: “I’ve been trying to get out of this from the very moment I got into it, but they won’t let me go, and I’ve agreed to do a couple more, but let’s see how this one does, because business is business and if the sh-t goes down, I’ve got a contract that somebody will happily wipe their ass with.” I still take that to mean that the moody curmudgeon is bitching about someone outright FORCING (!!) him to sign a lucrative contract for two more Bond films. But whatever.

Anyway, I kind of forgot about the Rolling Stone interview until now, when I recently chanced upon some additional excerpts. Daniel was really on fire during this piece – like, he was obscene and moody and neurotic and funny. Some highlights:

Craig on Skyfall: “It’s quite good. It’s got a lightness of touch and a wink to it, because, after all, this is a James Bond movie, for f-ck’s sake”

He tells a dirty joke (he’s kind of drunk at this point): “What’s the most disgusting thing you can think of?” He doesn’t pause. His Liverpudlian accent jumps right to the punch line. “Shoving five oysters up your grandmother’s c–t and sucking out six!”

Some “street urchins” referred to Bond films as “white man p0rn”: “I completely understand that. That’s where I fit into the pecking order. That’s my place. I’m that guy. I’m the guy who does the white-man p0rn.”

On whether he Googles himself: “I don’t — I mean, I really try not to. I really truly try. But then I can’t help myself and I disappear up my own ass and that starts a whole cycle where I gotta look. I mean, I could probably put a lock on the computer, but, yeah, anyway, it’s a sickness. But that’s it. Except for maybe I’ll look up some p0rn occasionally. Hey, I’m only human.”

He’s jealous when people look at Rachel Weisz: “I know I play a tough guy, but that’s genuinely, genuinely not me. I’ve always been very good at avoiding fights, having worked in pubs and seen pools of blood everywhere. Actually, the only thing to ever get me in trouble would be someone looking at my girl the wrong way. That always got me going. I still get jealous now, but I don’t get jealous the way I used to. I was in a bar in France once and this guy pinched my girl’s ass, and I flew across the room, kind of lifted the guy up. These days I’m much more happy to have a quiet word with somebody.”

Drinking: “I drink wine. I don’t drink spirits. Well, I do, occasionally, so that’s a lie. But I try not to, because they f–k with me. Especially scotch. It sends me crazy.”

His adolescence: “When puberty hit, my head exploded. You want this nice, lovely image of me having my first kiss with hearts sparkling in the background? All I wanted to do was get in the girls’ knickers. I’ve been kissing girls, like stolen kisses in playgrounds, for as long as I can remember.”

[From Rolling Stone]

I love the description of Bond films as “white man p0rn”. Most apt description ever. And that dirty joke is f—king disgusting. I mean, I love a good dirty joke but even I blanched a little. Oh, and he’s jealous about people looking at his girl and he “occasionally” looks at p0rn online. I kind of have to give him a slow-clap for admitting that stuff in a Rolling Stone interview. Most dudes wouldn’t admit it.

Rolling Stone also teases some additional stuff, but I haven’t been able to find the quotes online. If anyone has the magazine (or you subscribe to RS online), I would love to hear Daniel’s quotes about his “trips to the shrink” and anything involving his stories about “finger-banging” girls. You can email me (kaiser@celebitchy.com) or tweet me if you have those quotes!

Cover courtesy of RS, additional pics courtesy of WENN.