In addition to this ^^ being my new favorite photo of Kim Kardashian, it seems this pic is now “PROOF!” of Kim’s new pregnancy, at least according to the Enquirer. Now, the Enquirer (and other tabloids) have run “Kim is preggo with Kanye’s baby” stories before, but I just enjoyed this one so much more for a handful of reasons. One, the evidence is Kim’s “size 4” gut spilling out of a too-tight leather monstrosity of a skirt. Two, Kim is totally prepared for a baby now that she killed her poor little 4-month-old kitten. Three, Kanye is being told by his management team that Kim’s ass is bad for business. So why NOT lock this thing up with a baby?!
Kim Kardashian got the gift of a lifetime – she’s pregnant, say sources. Kim was photographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging tummy – and now friends say Kim is in the early stages of her surprise pregnancy.
“Despite all of her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it’s obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be around her midsection,” divulged a close friend. “Plus, she’s given up alcohol completely. And she confessed to pals that she and Kanye are shopping for a family-friendly home in LA together. When a close friend asked Kim point-blank in mid-December if she was pregnant, she slyly responded, ‘That would be the best Christmas present ever!’”
Kim and Kanye fell in love with parenthood after giving it a test run by hanging around and taking care of Kourtney’s two children, Mason and Penelope, according to the source, who added: “Kim made it clear a few months ago that she was opting to undergo fertility treatments, and now they appear to have been successful.”
But Kim apparently plans to keep the baby news under wraps until she’s out of her first trimester.
“Kim and Kanye are overjoyed, as is Kim’s family… she’s wanted to be a mom for years – and now that wish is finally coming true.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
I think Kim might talk a good game about “wanting a baby” but really, she couldn’t care less. Babies are as disposable to her as fluffy white kittens, which is to say they can both be handed off to someone else once all of the photo-ops are over. But I could see Kim making the noble sacrifice of getting knocked up if it meant that Kanye would stick around for another few years. Don’t you see how the timing is perfect?
Some photos of Kim’s clip-in bangs earlier this week. Hate ‘em.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.