In addition to this ^^ being my new favorite photo of Kim Kardashian, it seems this pic is now “PROOF!” of Kim’s new pregnancy, at least according to the Enquirer. Now, the Enquirer (and other tabloids) have run “Kim is preggo with Kanye’s baby” stories before, but I just enjoyed this one so much more for a handful of reasons. One, the evidence is Kim’s “size 4” gut spilling out of a too-tight leather monstrosity of a skirt. Two, Kim is totally prepared for a baby now that she killed her poor little 4-month-old kitten. Three, Kanye is being told by his management team that Kim’s ass is bad for business. So why NOT lock this thing up with a baby?!
Kim Kardashian got the gift of a lifetime – she’s pregnant, say sources. Kim was photographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging tummy – and now friends say Kim is in the early stages of her surprise pregnancy.
“Despite all of her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it’s obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be around her midsection,” divulged a close friend. “Plus, she’s given up alcohol completely. And she confessed to pals that she and Kanye are shopping for a family-friendly home in LA together. When a close friend asked Kim point-blank in mid-December if she was pregnant, she slyly responded, ‘That would be the best Christmas present ever!’”
Kim and Kanye fell in love with parenthood after giving it a test run by hanging around and taking care of Kourtney’s two children, Mason and Penelope, according to the source, who added: “Kim made it clear a few months ago that she was opting to undergo fertility treatments, and now they appear to have been successful.”
But Kim apparently plans to keep the baby news under wraps until she’s out of her first trimester.
“Kim and Kanye are overjoyed, as is Kim’s family… she’s wanted to be a mom for years – and now that wish is finally coming true.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
I think Kim might talk a good game about “wanting a baby” but really, she couldn’t care less. Babies are as disposable to her as fluffy white kittens, which is to say they can both be handed off to someone else once all of the photo-ops are over. But I could see Kim making the noble sacrifice of getting knocked up if it meant that Kanye would stick around for another few years. Don’t you see how the timing is perfect?
Some photos of Kim’s clip-in bangs earlier this week. Hate ‘em.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
The bangs, whilst ridiculous due to their clip-on nature, do make her look younger or something? Her face appears totally different with them, less cat like!
^^^ agreed! She looks so much younger when her hairline is covered. Takes at least $50K of plastic surgery of her plastic-age.
I know, I was so pleasently surprised to see a glimpse of her former grogeousness!
Maybe the bangs mask a bit the eye work and the botoxy forehead; one of the few cases I can condone bangs.
Yup, she looks years younger and more innocent (cough) with the fringe clip in or not, I like this look.
+1
Agreed, she does look good with them. Kim, spend $12 at Supercuts and you can have that look for real!
Yes, I actually like them. She looks so much better without so much makeup caked on.
I think it’s the more subdued make-up- no spider lashes, bright colors, excess bronzer/blush, which usually makes her look quite clownish.
Totally! She looks like she’s in her mid 20s with the bangs. I actually thought these were file photos before I read the post
Good job, Kim!
Nice to see her without the tarantula legs she normally has dangling about her eyes.
What is it with that? She is not the only celebrity I’ve seen with that “look.”
It’s like every time an eye-lash wand dies Tammy Fae Baker gets another ring.
Her makeup is so subdued – quite an improvement. Bangs – meh!
Yes! And it hides that scary doll-like hairline.
she can’t get pregnant, it would ruin that wonderful size 4 body….
THAT is NOT a size 4 body.
@Hal – Not to state the obvious, but I’m -pretty- sure daisydoodle was just being sarcastic.
Hell, the vision impaired could ‘see’ that’s no ‘size 4’.
daisydoodle
+1
Honestly…..Size 4, my size 6 arse!
Ditto. My size 6 butt is greatly offended by the very suggestion.
…Maybe she’s decided to start ‘sizing’ by the cheek?
She looks really pretty without all that makeup.
She has horse face.
Unless she’s been trying to get pregnant for, what, at least a year, what doctor would agree to fertility treatments? Over the past couple of years, she’s had 3 or 4 “boyfriends,” was she trying to get knocked up with any/all of them (including her ex-husband), with no success? I don’t understand this part of the story (obviously), which makes me doubt it’s accurate. Truly, I am beyond sick of this family and wish that they could manage to do something in private for once.
Exactly what I was coming to comment about. No need for klomid or anything else, just try the old fashioned way!
Meaning “Use the front door, Kimmy!”
No doc in their right mind would start fertility treatments with her! She’s married to someone, trying to get pregnant with someone else’s baby. I don’t know the laws for the docs, but when I got divorced, I was required to state under oath I wasn’t pregnant, nor would I become pregnant before the divorce was over, or the baby would be considered LEGALLY MY HUSBANDS baby. No way would her attorneys NOT tell her this info.
Yes, but these are doctors in Hollywood we are talking about.
I think in California the baby would be “assumed” the husband’s, if you are divorcing, if it was conceived within “x” amount of time before (or after?) date of separation. Even if the wife was messing around. There is always DNA testing if somebody doesn’t think the child is actually the product of the marriage. Anyway, there is no way Kim would ever claim Kanye’s kid was Kris H.’s, or ask him for support for it, even if she is still married to Kris. And Kris H. obviously would not insist on being named the father!
by ex-husband, do you mean husband? chick is still married
why does that not get any more press???
Connie, think they are talking about her first husband, which would be her ex husband now. The fact that she is still married to her second husband does get press.
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That’s my haircut!
and she is still married…
Looks like she had some fillers injected with a lot of Botox, hopefully she won’t be getting anymore pets in the future
I hate defending Lim (makes me feel dirty), but I heard of a similar kitten story this last week from a close friend. She bought a kitten for her daughter, after about a month the kitten got sick and it was cancer and the kitten died not long after. My friend’s daughter was devastated. Doesn’t excuse Kim dumping the kitten, but she may not have killed her. She still shouldn’t breed though.
I totally agree with you, in regards to the kitten. I don’t remember if it was mentioned, but I assume she got the kitten from a breeder? Genetic disorders/diseases are especially prevalent in ‘purebreds. So it’s totally possible that the kittens untimely death wasn’t directly Kim’s fault. (Not to say she wouldn’t have ended up killing it somehow eventually).
I’m sure it was neglected, at least by Kim herself (Here’s hoping she delegated the ‘important’ care-taking (you know, like, feeding it) to one of her assistants). I still think she treated it like an accessory… Something to be worn/carried in public… then shoved back in the closet or dresser drawer.
My other theory being “Maybe it just couldn’t take living with Kim, & decided to off itself”? xD
I hate defending Kim (makes me feel dirty), but I heard of a similar kitten story this last week from a close friend. She bought a kitten for her daughter, after about a month the kitten got sick and it was cancer and the kitten died not long after. My friend’s daughter was devastated. Doesn’t excuse Kim dumping the kitten, but she may not have killed her. She still shouldn’t breed though.
I hate defending Kim (makes me feel dirty), but I heard of a similar kitten story this last week from a close friend. She bought a kitten for her daughter, after about a month the kitten got sick and it was cancer and the kitten died not long after. My friend’s daughter was devastated.
Of course…anything for publicity!
On an aside, I viewed the Kartrashian/Jenner Kristmas Kards (I’m sorry, I KAN’T) of days yore, and she looks NOTHING like she used to. I just kan’t (there I go again) komprehend (oh, help me!) how someone kan (I’m lost…it’s hopeless) do that to themselves.
And that peplum leather skirt is my new definition of Hell. Which is saying A. LOT.
Peplum is dying such a slow death. I thought people would have realized pretty quickly that that style flatters NO ONE. But people are still buying that crap.
Who in the fraggle-rockin’ earth would wear that mess?
I mean, I wore Peplum at my graduation (in the freakin’ 80’s!) and I was thin and gorgeous!!!
So…WTF?!? with that?
Peplum looks good on girls like me – girls who have no hips :(. Peplum makes me look like I actually have some curves, which is nice. But on women with larger hips, like Kim, it’s not very flattering.
That is also MY favorite photo of Kim!
It even beats Kim showing her crack through gauzy green for all the world to see.
id believe this, if i believed kim and kanye actually had sex…or that kanye was hetero! hehe
Kanye is the kind of guy who’d get off having sex while watching his own sex tape and simultaneously looking in the mirror.
They’re definitely doing it every which way.
Yes @Claire, reminds me of American Psycho when Bale is banging that chick & checking himself out in the mirror
She’s done the “bang” thing before (also fake) therefore this is not a new look. Also, that pic just makes me wince everytime. I don’t believe she’s pregnant – just trying to stay relevant.
Hm, I should use that excuse for my Holiday season doughiness. Oh, I’m just maybe-pregnant, tee hee! Nothing at all to do with all the Xmas parties and treats, and me being too much of a wimp to get up early for a bike ride now that it’s cold out!
@fabgrrl – “Nothing at all to do with all the Xmas parties and treats, and me being too much of a wimp to get up early for a bike ride now that it’s cold out!”
Not to defend Kim in any way, but I’m sad to say *I* fall into the ‘wimp’ category. I’m not a fan of early *or* cold.
I skip the bike altogether this time of year. I’d do it at the gym, but the catch would be that my only ‘scenery’ would be the guy in front of me’s ass (all the while knowing someone is probably behind me trying just as hard not to look at mine. I prefer sunlight & flowers.
Can you imagine the tacky, corporate sponsorships Pimp Momma Kris would arrange for a pregnancy??? She’d pimp out every aspect of the pregnancy and the baby would actually bring in a gazillion dollars (from companies I would then need to boycott for their stupidity.).
So yes this is what the world needs, another neglected baby because this witch will always put herself and her wants and needs (money and fame) first. She is exactly what is wrong with our culture of making anything or anyone a celebrity. There is nothing pretty about this woman that money didn’t buy for her, she is a fake from her hair right on down to her camel toes.
I think she look very beautiful on this picture … she is natural … i can’t stand her but i can say she look good here and so YOUNG ! no ??
Go away kartrashians, all of you!
She looks like a brunette Dina Lohan.
My first thought as well
Since she is still married to Sir Duurrrrr, wouldn’t getting pregnant by someone else help his side in the divorce?
Wait, that was the outfit she purposefully wore? I thought she was changing or on some shoot or something! That doesn’t fit, it didn’t fit when she put it on. It looks bad AND uncomfortable! WTF?
Everything Kim does is calculated. She purposely went out of the house knowing her gut was overflowing…she wanted to spark pregnancy rumours…THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES. Her and Kanye are disappearing from headlines, she has to do something to stay relevant…I’m sure her lovely momager came up with the “let’s make them think you’re pregnant” idea. Also, her new Tyler Perry movie is coming out soon, she needs people “talking”. By the way, didn’t she get her eggs frozen…or was that another “fake” reality show storyline?
This is so right on.
I like the bangs alot. I also like that she’s wearing less makeup in those pictures. She looks younger with the bangs and lighter touch of makeup.
god she looks SO much better with less make up on!!!!
Her bangs don’t even come close to monstrosity of when she put her hair in braids.Does anyone know what happen to her music video?I just remember awful pics of her hair from it?I cant find it and need a good laugh today.
I think the only reason Kim would consider having a baby is to keep her relevant, not to trap Kanye. The Kardashians need young offspring to continue their empire and ensure that the public will not tire of their family by bringing new train wrecks into the Kardashian madness.
I can see Kim giving her baby away because she realized that she was allergic to things that received more attention than her.
All valid arguments. I just don’t put it passed Kim to be of the state of mind: ‘Hey, if I get pregnant by him, then he’ll have to stay with me!‘ or something equally idiotic: ‘If we have a baby, we’ll be connected to each other forever!‘
Yes. I truly do think she has the propensity to be that stupid.
Wow she looks so amazing without all that clown makeup on really really pretty woman.
It looks like she’s already pregnant and changing her hair to cover he fullness that has started in her face. She’s going to start changing appearance rapidly now that she can’t have fillers and botox.
Right up there for Worst Celebrity Couple of 2012; along w/ Chris Brown / Rihanna, Taylor Swift and anyone, Demi and her boy toy, etc etc etc.
If she had a kid she’d probably forget to feed it (just like she did the cat IMHO), cause she’s always too busy posing and staring at herself in the mirror. I cannot think of another so- called celeb that I have disliked this much.
Thank you for using that pic again. Fashion girl I don’t think so.
I like the bangs on her and the fact that she doesn’t have a ton of makeup on as usual.
I didn’t think there was any way she could become even more revolting but if she successfully breeds, that’ll do it.
We live in different times. Having a child from a man does not make him stay with you. I don’t get why people actually think this day and age that children (babies) make a man marry you or commit to you. I can show you a ton of women that have gotten pregnant and the guy still left. Heck men and women break up when they have infants.
Children are not glue.
She looks great in the bangs. They soften her face. She should actually cut her hair with bangs. And stop wearing so much make up. She looks younger and prettier in those pictures. but she is hooked on the makeup. Shame
Pregnancy would be a WIN for her, either way. If Kanye stayed and married her, she would milk this ‘family’ for all he’d be worth. If he chose to dump her, she could then play on America’s sympathy again, and suck that theme dry. Can you imagine all the ‘I’m a single mom’, ‘I’m a soccer mom’, ‘I have to fight for child support’, ‘I have no support from Kanye’, ‘I’m exhausted raising this LOVE BABY by myself’, and finally ‘I NEED a GOOD MAN who would take me with another’s child and love us both’ story angles…..
Geez, she would be dining out on that development for years, not just months!!! And honestly, I bet she’d rather be pregnant and have him split. In her sick imagination that would restore out love for her, and support of her, as she ‘goes thru life fighting for what is rightfully the baby’s’.
She’d turn Kanye into a cash cow, and the baby into a perpetual source of storylines.
Yeah, for all these reasons I could believe she might be trying to get pregnant, but there is ONE HUGE one that makes me doubt this story – she would NEVER willingly go thru pregnancy and labor. Her body image issues are too prevalent; this massive of a hormonal change, water retention problems and weight gain are most likely more than she could ever handle.
Now, if she could just figure out how to get pregnant via a surrogate, yet have it be ‘accidental’ – yeah, that would be the greatest achievement she could ever hope for. She could even patent it for other fame-wh0res to use.
And the top pic is THE BEST view of her body, EVER!!! Every time I see it, my size NEGATIVE 12 body (since she IS a 4, right? …) goes into spasms of giggles at the idiocy of a woman who would do this to herself. Lord, do not let her breed, ever – this poor planet has been through enough.
Oh, sure! Nothing prepares you for parenthood quite like “hanging around” your sisters children. She’s set for life.
Ohhhh, I get it now. I never watched their shows, but I saw a clip of one the other day where Kim was freezing her eggs or something. This isn’t based on anything. This is based off of faked storylines for their shows which the tabloids (or their management) spin into other fake stories. Not to mention, babies don’t form in your ribcage, haha. The part of her tummy sticking out is not the part that would stick out if she were pregnant. Lol. What a joke.
I also like the bangs. She looks younger, and more importantly, different. Am sick of seeing her nasty fake face and her size 10/12 petite body stuffed like a sausage in its casing in her horrible clothes.
Btw, Kanye is gay. I promise you. I know a ton of people in the music industry, and they all laugh about this “relationship”.
god!
Forget WeightWatchers! just hang that pic of Kim up to the refrigerator! it makes me hurt just lookin’ at it.
Does she topple over when she sits down??? her ‘plumage’ with the added weight of her muffin spilling over.
I doubt KK is pregnant, I really do. I thought this whole Kanye/KK thing was a bearding relationship?
and just as the kris/bruce divorce rumor sizzled down (they were photo’d frolicking about an xmas tree lot….) here we go w/ ANOTHER kard-ass rumor.
They really ARE good at spinning….
Sure, whatever it takes to stay relevant and make $$$$! 🙂
One of my New Year’s Resolutions is to have a Kartrashian-free 2013. I pledge to NOT click on any post or read any article about this horrible family.
Words cannot adequately express how thoroughly sick and tired I am of their incessant PR crap.
did she shave a little more off that nose or what?!
She’s lookin like Michael Jackson!
Whats with you women and your obsession with having tiny noses?!
Gotta say though I LOVE bangs on this b!tch. So much better than the Farrah Fawcett middle part shes got goin most of the time. But I think bangs are an upgrade in most cases. It really changes a look.
She’s still better looking than LeAnn Rimes! 🙂
I’d be quite curious to see someone who wasn’t.
The kimye “relationship” is faked…he’s gay and she’s clearly not into having sex..watch her boring tape.
Anything to make a tabloid.
Not only do the bangs look fake, the whole thing looks like a cheap beauty supply store wig. Kumtwat usually only changes her her when she’s changed her face with ps.
She looks better without all the shading/highlighting/drag queen makeup.
There I DID IT! I said something positive…
I’m getting some decidedly “Missus A-Whiggins” vibes from her posture in that travesty of an outfit.
And she looks positively White Oprah-esque in that first clip-on bang photo.
LOL I laughed so hard at your reference, that’s a blast from the past
I LOVED the Carol Burnett Show! I watched it with my Mom when I was little. (It’s so funny to me now, as an adult, watching them try not to crack up as they’re performing the skits. SNL’s got nothing on that show!)
Wow, she looks totally different.
I don’t buy for a second that she’s considering a baby with him (at least I truly hope not). I think it’s all talk just to get attention and attempt to stay relevant.
wow Kim actually looks less fake and more pretty with bangs..
hey kimmy cakes GET A DIVORCE FIRST mmkay?
I wonder what “willing to undergo fertility treatments” means?
I’d still say that’s just a REALLY bad clothing choice, but what do I know 🙂
I think she will look like a weeble when she is preggers
WOW, this is the first time I’ve found her attractive since all that plastic surgery (and the first time I’ve found bangs attractive, period). She looks infinitely better in those last few shots… but sadly she’ll probably just keep caking on the makeup like the security blanket that it seems to be.
I’m a makeup artist on the side, but I gotta say that she looks so much better w/o makeup caked on her. I love makeup, but it shouldn’t look like a mask (see the very first pic of this post).
What possessed her to leave out in that get up? Or better yet, who around her hates her enough to not say anything? that looks soooo uncomfortable. And her top looks like a sports bra.
She looks so much better without too much make-up! It’s a shame she did so much plastic surgery because when she was younger she was stunningly beautiful – even as a child and teenager. And no, I don’t think she is pregnant, she is just fat.
Sorry, a little late on the draw for this story, but I can’t resist. That skirt DOES NOT FIT. I have a couple of those skirts in my closet, the “five pounds lighter” clothes…but if something pulls and folds like that, it’s too damn tight! Please! You have so much money, buy some clothes that frickin fit.